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    184 KB Wutquest 2.5 - No, John, you are the Worms! . 08/03/09(Mon)23:08 No.5330638  
    Part 1 - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5321206/

    Part 2 - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5327835/

    Good luck, /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:09 No.5330648
    I exit wutquest and begin to search for pictures of little boys on my hard drive.
    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:11 No.5330666
    Does it look like there's an exit button?
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:11 No.5330675
    God dammit I am so fucking sick of seeing mediocrequest feat. half assed drawfag on the front page.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:13 No.5330694
    up up down down left right left right A B start select
    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:15 No.5330716
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    Well, you pressed start. That's good enough.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:16 No.5330728
    What the hell loading? This game is drawn in MSpaint, how does it need loading? Is my graphics card that out dated? Hmmmm....

    I get my car keys and drive to Fry's Electronics to buy a new graphics card.
    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:18 No.5330739
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    While you're gone, the game finishes loading.

    You are a worm. You recently ate. Your stomach hurts a bit.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:19 No.5330751
    I'm still at Fry's. I search through the inventory at the store, looking for the best deal. I have $400 dollars saved up from my graduation.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:21 No.5330765

    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:21 No.5330775
    Hm. They have a low-end for $120, a medium for $150, a high-end for $210, and a 1990s card for a couple shiny nickels.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:22 No.5330782
    medium seems like the best bet right now
    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:23 No.5330793
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    You crawl towards the loading bar. However, it's just out of reach. Do you want to risk it?
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:24 No.5330799
    I think I'll buy the medium, I don't want to skimp out on quality, but I want to still have some money left over. While thinking about this, I wonder what the rest of my computer's specs are. I call my brother and ask him to check my comp's specs, to see if there are any other parts needing upgrades.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:24 No.5330804
    bite on to edge of picture, grab bar with tail
    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:24 No.5330805
    Congratulations! You bought your video card and then got it installed into your computer for free. It's only too bad that everything had already loaded.
    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:27 No.5330840
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    You bite onto the edge and slink your tail out, grabbing the loading bar. Your stomach feels like it's about to burst.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:30 No.5330865
    Equip the loading bar.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:30 No.5330867
    equip loading bar, prepare to fight tiny man weilding hp bar.

    enter konami code.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:30 No.5330868
    Eat the loading bar.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:31 No.5330883
    But wait, if I installed it, then would I of needed to turn the computer off, then the game would of had to reload? Oh well, with this new graphics card I can finally start playing a real game. I go to a torrent site and begin torrenting STALKER. Its been a long day so I think Wutquest can wait for some other time, so i minimize it and once again begin my quest searching for my hidden stash of pictures of little boys on my computer.
    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:34 No.5330915
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    You equip the loading ba-

    Oh no! The level 2 maid got out, tearing you in half. However, you now get to control the maid again.

    We better get out of this dungeon.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:37 No.5330941
    Duel weild loading bar
    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:39 No.5330975
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    The loading bar is pretty huge, but you manage to wield it. You are slowed down a bit.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:40 No.5330983
    how did we get skinny?
    was that a tapeworm or something?

    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:42 No.5331013
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    We cut our stomach open to release all the water.

    Anyways, you enter the Konami Code and all your stats skyrocket. Now, if only you knew what your stats meant.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:43 No.5331026
    Fire Maid Beam, examine stats to see if anythings changed.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:46 No.5331053
    Fill in the stats

    Stat 1 sex power
    Stat 2 Maid Power
    Stat 3 Hax Power
    Stat 4 Blah Power
    Stat 5 Gay Power
    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:47 No.5331062
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    You fire the Maid Beam. It is noticeably more colorful.
    Also, this means that you are at least level 6.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:47 No.5331066
    Find Pun-Pun, kill him, assume his awesome power.
    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:48 No.5331086
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    You know, these choices REALLY make a difference in the game.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:49 No.5331090
    remember the good times you had with the beret, shed manly tears, find thor, get revenge.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:50 No.5331103

    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:51 No.5331115

    This. Quickly, you have little time before he becomes immortal.
    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:52 No.5331122
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    You fly off to battle Thor. You soon spot him and prepare for battle. (Queue Pokemon Battle Music, guys!)
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:52 No.5331127
    no let str be are dump stat, if we use the HPSword it will get stronger with out health, no need for str.

    replace that with san. i have a feeling were going to need it.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:53 No.5331137
    smash with loading bar, slash with hp bar, maid beam, clean corpse.
    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:57 No.5331182
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    You kill Thor quite quickly with the maid combo. But it takes a while to clean his corpse. Anyways, now you have to find something else to do.
    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:58 No.5331190
    Your sanity's already at 0, so no need for that.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/09(Tue)00:00 No.5331212
    Party in Valhalla like originally planed
    >> . 08/04/09(Tue)00:06 No.5331264
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    You party for all eternity.

    Good End.

    WutQuest 3 will begin tomorrow with a whole new character and a whole new situation. Until then, remember to keep your axes sharpened and your humor dry.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/09(Tue)00:09 No.5331286
    not bad... a little short though
    >> . 08/04/09(Tue)00:10 No.5331296
    Sorry, I wanted to give a bit more of a conclusion to WutQuest 2's plot

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