I exit wutquest and begin to search for pictures of little boys on my hard drive.

>>5330648
Does it look like there's an exit button?

God dammit I am so fucking sick of seeing mediocrequest feat. half assed drawfag on the front page.

up up down down left right left right A B start select

>>5330694
Well, you pressed start. That's good enough.

>>5330716
What the hell loading? This game is drawn in MSpaint, how does it need loading? Is my graphics card that out dated? Hmmmm....

I get my car keys and drive to Fry's Electronics to buy a new graphics card.

>>5330728
While you're gone, the game finishes loading.

You are a worm. You recently ate. Your stomach hurts a bit.

>>5330739
I'm still at Fry's. I search through the inventory at the store, looking for the best deal. I have $400 dollars saved up from my graduation.

>>5330739
OH FUCK A GUY WITH AN HP SWORD IS GOING TO CUT US IN HALF!

TURN THE LOADING BAR AND EQUIP IT TO DEFEND OUR SELF!

>>5330751
Hm. They have a low-end for $120, a medium for $150, a high-end for $210, and a 1990s card for a couple shiny nickels.

>>5330775
medium seems like the best bet right now

>>5330765
You crawl towards the loading bar. However, it's just out of reach. Do you want to risk it?

>>5330775
I think I'll buy the medium, I don't want to skimp out on quality, but I want to still have some money left over. While thinking about this, I wonder what the rest of my computer's specs are. I call my brother and ask him to check my comp's specs, to see if there are any other parts needing upgrades.

>>5330793
bite on to edge of picture, grab bar with tail

>>5330782
Congratulations! You bought your video card and then got it installed into your computer for free. It's only too bad that everything had already loaded.

>>5330804
You bite onto the edge and slink your tail out, grabbing the loading bar. Your stomach feels like it's about to burst.

>>5330840
Equip the loading bar.

>>5330840
equip loading bar, prepare to fight tiny man weilding hp bar.

enter konami code.

>>5330840
Eat the loading bar.

>>5330805
But wait, if I installed it, then would I of needed to turn the computer off, then the game would of had to reload? Oh well, with this new graphics card I can finally start playing a real game. I go to a torrent site and begin torrenting STALKER. Its been a long day so I think Wutquest can wait for some other time, so i minimize it and once again begin my quest searching for my hidden stash of pictures of little boys on my computer.

>>5330865
You equip the loading ba-

Oh no! The level 2 maid got out, tearing you in half. However, you now get to control the maid again.

We better get out of this dungeon.

>>5330915
Duel weild loading bar

>>5330941
The loading bar is pretty huge, but you manage to wield it. You are slowed down a bit.

>>5330975
how did we get skinny?
was that a tapeworm or something?

also ENTER THE FUCKING KONAMI CODE!

>>5330983
We cut our stomach open to release all the water.

Anyways, you enter the Konami Code and all your stats skyrocket. Now, if only you knew what your stats meant.

>>5331013
Fire Maid Beam, examine stats to see if anythings changed.

Fill in the stats

Stat 1 sex power
Stat 2 Maid Power
Stat 3 Hax Power
Stat 4 Blah Power
Stat 5 Gay Power

>>5331026
You fire the Maid Beam. It is noticeably more colorful.
Also, this means that you are at least level 6.

>>5331013
Find Pun-Pun, kill him, assume his awesome power.

>>5331053
You know, these choices REALLY make a difference in the game.

>>5331062
remember the good times you had with the beret, shed manly tears, find thor, get revenge.

>>5331086
Fine

Health
Strength
Int
Cha
Dex

>>5331066

This. Quickly, you have little time before he becomes immortal.

>>5331090
You fly off to battle Thor. You soon spot him and prepare for battle. (Queue Pokemon Battle Music, guys!)

>>5331103
no let str be are dump stat, if we use the HPSword it will get stronger with out health, no need for str.

replace that with san. i have a feeling were going to need it.

>>5331122
smash with loading bar, slash with hp bar, maid beam, clean corpse.

>>5331137
You kill Thor quite quickly with the maid combo. But it takes a while to clean his corpse. Anyways, now you have to find something else to do.

>>5331127
Your sanity's already at 0, so no need for that.

>>5331182
Party in Valhalla like originally planed

>>5331212
You party for all eternity.

Good End.

WutQuest 3 will begin tomorrow with a whole new character and a whole new situation. Until then, remember to keep your axes sharpened and your humor dry.

>>5331264
not bad... a little short though

>>5331286
Sorry, I wanted to give a bit more of a conclusion to WutQuest 2's plot