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    9 KB Anonymous 08/02/09(Sun)16:39 No.5317007  
    So, you want to form an adventuring company. What would your Mission Statement be?
    >> Anonymous 08/02/09(Sun)16:40 No.5317024
    Shut the fuck up and bend over bitch, and maybe I won't kill you when I'm done
    >> Anonymous 08/02/09(Sun)16:41 No.5317033
    It's funny because it is offensive and about raping.
    >> Balthazarr !!nwQQDePp11/ 08/02/09(Sun)16:42 No.5317040
    PLAN A: fucking kill everything
    PLAN B: Kill everyone else
    >> Anonymous 08/02/09(Sun)16:42 No.5317042
    Equal effort equals equal earnings.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/09(Sun)16:43 No.5317053
    I would like to form an adventuring company where the prize is not what's looted from the [noun][adjective] [noun] dungeon that the DM has cooked up, but the payment, in cash, received from the person you're getting the loot for.

    The mission statement?

    "Get paid."
    >> Anonymous 08/02/09(Sun)16:45 No.5317070
    Tordek Inc.

    "In it for the bitches, since 384AD"
    >> Anonymous 08/02/09(Sun)16:51 No.5317134
    Our mission is to structuredly extend demonstrable practice, so we can build on monumental catalysts for improvement and ISO standard variables, taking us forward to meet new challenges.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/09(Sun)16:55 No.5317165
    "Kill bad guys, take their stuff: standard operating procedure since the dawn of time"
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    >> Anonymous 08/02/09(Sun)16:56 No.5317189
    No step backwards!
    >> Anonymous 08/02/09(Sun)16:57 No.5317197
    "Kill 'em all and steal their stuff."
    >> Anonymous 08/02/09(Sun)16:57 No.5317199
    "Butchery, Debauchery, & Similar Activities."
    >> Tech Priest Naile 08/02/09(Sun)16:58 No.5317205
    Why stop at mission statement? What about organization structure, tactics, etc?

    I mean, what happens when a business like this comes up against a dragon? How does one kill a massive death machine intent on your utter obliteration? I would draw missions statements from business practices, tacticals, and the bond that the individuals within my organization share.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/09(Sun)16:59 No.5317219
    You got the money we got the know-how.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/09(Sun)17:01 No.5317230
    Your GP, our HP.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/09(Sun)17:02 No.5317235
    Our experience levels the competition.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/09(Sun)17:02 No.5317243
    "Killing is our business & our business is good."
    >> Anonymous 08/02/09(Sun)17:03 No.5317250

    Hookers And Blow.
    >> Tech Priest Naile 08/02/09(Sun)17:05 No.5317266
    Oooh, that's a good one.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/09(Sun)17:08 No.5317281
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    >> Anonymous 08/02/09(Sun)17:09 No.5317292
    We maintain a diverse, well-equipped, ethical, and experienced team of specialists for the purpose of profitable archaeological, military, exploratory, and mercantile employment.
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    >> Anonymous 08/02/09(Sun)17:14 No.5317334
    Dungeons and Dragons.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/09(Sun)17:32 No.5317488
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