Shut the fuck up and bend over bitch, and maybe I won't kill you when I'm done

>>5317024
It's funny because it is offensive and about raping.

PLAN A: fucking kill everything
PLAN B: Kill everyone else

Equal effort equals equal earnings.

I would like to form an adventuring company where the prize is not what's looted from the [noun][adjective] [noun] dungeon that the DM has cooked up, but the payment, in cash, received from the person you're getting the loot for.

The mission statement?

"Get paid."

Tordek Inc.

"In it for the bitches, since 384AD"

Our mission is to structuredly extend demonstrable practice, so we can build on monumental catalysts for improvement and ISO standard variables, taking us forward to meet new challenges.

"Kill bad guys, take their stuff: standard operating procedure since the dawn of time"

No step backwards!

"Kill 'em all and steal their stuff."

"Butchery, Debauchery, & Similar Activities."

Why stop at mission statement? What about organization structure, tactics, etc?

I mean, what happens when a business like this comes up against a dragon? How does one kill a massive death machine intent on your utter obliteration? I would draw missions statements from business practices, tacticals, and the bond that the individuals within my organization share.

You got the money we got the know-how.

Your GP, our HP.

Our experience levels the competition.

"Killing is our business & our business is good."

>>5317007

Hookers And Blow.

>>5317235
Oooh, that's a good one.

^_^

We maintain a diverse, well-equipped, ethical, and experienced team of specialists for the purpose of profitable archaeological, military, exploratory, and mercantile employment.

Dungeons and Dragons.

>>5317235
>>5317266