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    40 KB Dorf Quest LXIV Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/25/09(Sat)23:07 No.5258777  
    BEARDBEARD GODSLAYER, Dorfen Berserker God of Strength, Champion of Xom
    Quest(s): Conquer Region, Build momument to Garrelf?, Find and/or propose to some girl
    Current Quest: dunnolol

    ALCOHOLISM: sated
    GOLD: 1000


    MUTATIONS (Optional):
    Weird Hands
    No Left Eye
    Monstrous Hands
    Poison Immunity
    Exposed Lungs
    Sword Elbow
    Full Body Beard

    Everything's a Weapon
    Subtle Telekinesis - now with Offscreen mode!
    God Powers

    Iron Axe
    +8/+10 Two Handed Axe of the Pit
    1 Torch
    Overworld Map
    Hydra Armor
    Map to Beardbeard's Kingdom
    Antimagic Bird Cage
    Dragon Armor
    Gnomish Axefoot
    Silk Cape
    Spiderarm Axe
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/25/09(Sat)23:08 No.5258781
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    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/25/09(Sat)23:08 No.5258784
    I want the former champion of Xom to join our party.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:09 No.5258789
    Okay Beardbeard, we’ve some work to do now that we’re god. First off let’s do two aims with one stone: Proposing to girls and a tribute to the memory of Garrelf. Your tribute will be a harem! Xanatos, Kav… and we’ll find the others other ways.
    So. Kav. Appear to her like Gods usually do in those prayer bubbles and say something along the lines of “Hey Kav. Guess what? I’m your god! Now Kav, I have an idea for you. I heard what you did in the temple, and I like your style. Now I’m hoping for some open relationships, and I was wondering if maybe you’d be interested…? I could make you an Archangel of Ranged Weaponry. Repair your Wings, some new boys to help you out, power. Even make you bigger, if you want. So what do you say?”
    If she says no we can try wooing her later. On to the next bit!
    1. Hey, Presley. You wanna become angel of Inspiration and Determination?
    2. Let’s change the abilities you give out into something more fitting. What? I dunno. Ask Fate on what you can do with given powers.
    3. MIRACLE TIME! Organise giant booze party. Of infinite booze. Invite all your followers and some barkeeps. Convince people you are god of booze. It’ll be great.
    >> Hope 07/25/09(Sat)23:10 No.5258791
    well...answer it.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/25/09(Sat)23:11 No.5258799
    I didn't read that, but I'm sure it's too plany for Beardbeard because it's so long.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/25/09(Sat)23:14 No.5258819
    We should also ask Xom to do something about our exposed lungs.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:15 No.5258821
    Can we even make people into angels?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/25/09(Sat)23:15 No.5258823
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/25/09(Sat)23:16 No.5258825
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    "So I hear you are god of Strength, now, Beardbeard."
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/25/09(Sat)23:16 No.5258830
    Ask him why he can't heal his eyes.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:16 No.5258832
    Shit. I missed the fight.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:17 No.5258834
    Wait, does Beardbeard know Musclebeard is Moradin yet? This should be awful suspicious.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:18 No.5258837
    "Yep. And how're things going for you?"
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/25/09(Sat)23:18 No.5258838
    Yes, we know. Rary told us.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:18 No.5258839
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:18 No.5258843
    Eh. I got bored.
    Well we better be able to. We need minions and shit to do all the actual work while we bugger off playing divine games. Alternatively we could just make them really high up priests. We have to do something for Presley, in gratitude.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:18 No.5258844
    "Hey, Blindy. What's it like being blind? You like it? Do you like being blind?"
    "You know what's awesome? Today I saw something. And then I saw something else. Because I can see."
    "Also, you're blind."
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:19 No.5258846

    "So .. there's a god of barkeeps?"
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:19 No.5258854
    "Yes. You bring out my... ambitious streak."
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:19 No.5258855
    Yes. What's it to you? And why don't you reveal your true form, Moradin. No point pretending.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/25/09(Sat)23:21 No.5258866
    What happened to our gold scepter? Ask Moradin if he found out stone that disintegrates rock.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:24 No.5258889
    There is only one proper response to the person we blinded.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:25 No.5258893
    this, being petty and teasing him about his lack of eyes is always relevant and worth our time.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/25/09(Sat)23:25 No.5258902
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    Archives are your friend!

    >Yup. And how are things for you?
    "Well I was hoping ye were dead, to be perfectly honest. Ye always used to be a good fer nothing, but look where ye are now."

    >Why don't you reveal your true form, Moradin?
    "I like this one better."

    >Why don't you heal that eye, blindy?
    "Shut it, boy."

    >Did you ever find our stone that disintegrates rock?
    "Hell nah. That's long gone, boy."

    "Anyway, I was callin' to say congrats. Heracles was like a sworn brother t'me. Do his memory proud, boy."
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:28 No.5258918

    We checked on him in the afterlife. He's havin' a great 'ol time kicking ass in Valhalla. Is there any way we can get Sasha to him in Valhalla, or is that not possible? 'Cause that seems like something he'd like.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:28 No.5258920


    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:28 No.5258929
    You DO realize we're going to kick your ass one day, right?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/25/09(Sat)23:29 No.5258932
    His weapon disappeared, so I assume it went with him.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:31 No.5258942
    Although he is clearly goading us on I say we ignore him for now.

    Other ( perhaps not bigger but ... ) fish to fry.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/25/09(Sat)23:31 No.5258944
    Can we go talk to Xom now?
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:32 No.5258952
    "Move along, nothing to see here"

    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/25/09(Sat)23:32 No.5258953
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    >You DO realize I'm going to kick your ass someday, right?

    He signs out.

    You are still in the Neutral Room. What are you going to do now?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/25/09(Sat)23:33 No.5258960
    Lets go bug Xom or Satan.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:34 No.5258963
    Let's go to Fate and ask about godhood. We need to know what we can do, how powerful we are.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/25/09(Sat)23:35 No.5258972
    We already did that.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:35 No.5258973
    Let's punch the ground so hard we cause a natural landmark.
    We need to show that people should not fuck with us.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:36 No.5258979

    This sounds good.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:36 No.5258985
    Ok. That was Xomish.

    Voting bug Satan.

    We need some down time.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/25/09(Sat)23:36 No.5258987
    Or call Pelor a pansy if he's around.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:37 No.5258988
    More questions.

    Or we could answer a prayer.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:37 No.5258993
    We're in the Nuetral zone atm.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/25/09(Sat)23:38 No.5258995
    Prayers are like phone calls not E-mails.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:39 No.5259006
    ...How many followers do we have?

    I just figured we had a prayer spam-filter, that all the little people got ignored and we only payed attention to important people.
    >> Hope 07/25/09(Sat)23:39 No.5259008
    I wonder if we can make Driblis hulk out.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/25/09(Sat)23:40 No.5259019
    We're not allowed to ignore prayers. Fate said so.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:42 No.5259040
    I thought he just meant we had to answer SOME. Like a quota. He'll call us out if we're not doing enough.

    We have to answer them ALL? How small is our following for us not to get any prayers yet? Goddamn you would have though the God of Strength and War would be getting all sorts of prayer. In the middle of fights like "Oh mighty God of Strength, lend me the power to not get killed."
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:43 No.5259047
    Can we fix that exposed lung problem here, since we can apparently heal any injury? Or do mutations not count?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/25/09(Sat)23:44 No.5259051
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    Alright, lets go bug Fate.
    "Hello again. Did you forget something, did you?"

    Random aside: The population of Dorf Quest only numbers in the tens of thousands, and Heracles is one of the lesser gods. Prayers will be occasional, but not frequent. People mostly pray to Heracles for victory, anyway, so a lot of them will be short.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:47 No.5259071
    'Sup Fate. I've a few questions on being a God.
    Can I change the abilities I give to my followers?
    Can I become god of more than just Strength and War if what I want to become god of hasn't been claimed?
    Do I have any servants or minions besides Priests?

    Also what are you reading? And please don't say it's the book of my life.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:47 No.5259078
    Ask how powerful we are, and if we get any godly special things like a realm or anything. Ask what would happen if we, theoretically, became god of everything and then relinquished all our power without passing it on.
    Ask what, exactly Fate does.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:49 No.5259084
    >Also what are you reading? And please don't say it's the book of my life.

    "The black library"

    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:49 No.5259090
    "You seem busy. Need us to lend you a hand with anything?"

    Doing favors for fate can't possibly be a bad idea, and it might get us access to some of his power.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 07/25/09(Sat)23:50 No.5259094

    It's a C.S. Goto book.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/25/09(Sat)23:52 No.5259105
    We are really strong and can conjure weaponry. Fate is the bookkeeper. Ask Fate if the former champion of Xom is dead and if we can resurrect her. If not, ask where she is.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:52 No.5259110
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:53 No.5259112
    Let's check up on our old buddy Satan.

    I forget if Beardbeard has yet seen the... new him. Either way lets ask Fate about him.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/25/09(Sat)23:53 No.5259114
    Also, ask about the champions of all the other gods and Rary.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:54 No.5259123

    Hey, fate. How did the Gods come to be? Tell us a story.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/25/09(Sat)23:59 No.5259154
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    >'Sup Fate. I've a few questions on being a God.
    "Understandably so. Go right ahead."

    >Can I change the abilities I give to my followers?
    "As long as they fit within your domain, yes."

    >Can I become god of more than just Strength and War if what I want to become god of hasn't been claimed?
    "There is no divinity currently unclaimed. Gods encompass very broad elements - if you want a narrow portion, ask the appropriate god for jurisdiction. You might get lucky~"

    >Do I have any servants or minions besides Priests?
    "Also your followers, but they can say no."

    >Also what are you reading? And please don't say it's the book of my life.
    "Its not. Its the book of every life."

    >How powerful am I?
    "You are the 9th strongest god right now in sheer power."

    >What powers do I have?
    "...Are you stupid? I just went over this an hour ago. You can conjure weapons and lift mountains."

    >Ask what would happen if we, theoretically, became god of everything and then relinquished all our power without passing it on.
    "You'd have all of Divinity sitting in one spot until someone picked it up."

    >Ask what, exactly Fate does.
    "Trains newbie gods like you and keeps the rest of them in line."

    >Is the former champion of Xom dead?
    "...YES? If there is only one champion at a time and you are it, what do you THINK happened to the last one, hmm?"

    >Ask about other champions and Rary
    "Rary is my apprentice, and my champion. Good kid. Ask the other gods if you REALLY want to know about their champions."

    >How did the Gods come to be? Tell us a story.
    "I'm surprised you care about that. But alright..."
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)00:03 No.5259183
    Rary is Fate's champion? That explains a lot.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:05 No.5259199
    Who has control over the divinity of Booze and partying? It's going to be Moradin, isn't it?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/26/09(Sun)00:08 No.5259213
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    In the beginning, there were 5 gods. Shiva, god of Creation; Xanatos, god of Destruction; Yog, god of Order; Xom, god of Chaos; and Fate, me, God of Gods.

    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)00:08 No.5259220
    If we're the god of war, then it falls under our domain because of Valhalla.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/26/09(Sun)00:10 No.5259232
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    Shiva was set to make the world...

    ...But he did not want to.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)00:11 No.5259250
    More like god of laziness.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/26/09(Sun)00:15 No.5259284
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    So he split his Divinity into 3 parts, and created 3 gods to hold them: Ra, God of the Sky; Thor, God of the Stone; and Zeus, God of the Ocean. He set them to make the world for him.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/26/09(Sun)00:19 No.5259315
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    And so they did. The world was made, and it was beautiful. Xom and Yog immediately began fighting over whose influence would affect it more.

    It was good, for a time. Until Xanatos grew bored with the world. She asked Shiva to make Life, to make the world less boring.

    So Shiva tried to make life.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/26/09(Sun)00:24 No.5259354
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    However, after a few life forms, Shiva grew bored once more. He split his divinity again, creating the Goddess Okami to create life in this world for him.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)00:27 No.5259381
    I think I know why Shiva isn't around anymore.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/26/09(Sun)00:29 No.5259387
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    When they were finished with their tasks, and the world was good, Shiva thanked them for their assistance, and asked them to return their power.

    They said no.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:31 No.5259414
    Well that was expected. Should have made a bomb inside them just in case of this.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/26/09(Sun)00:33 No.5259434
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    Shiva attempted to take their divinity by force, but discovered he had no power left. His only remaining realm of divine influence was Morality. Out of thankfulness for having made them, they allowed Shiva to live.

    Xanatos felt it her fault, since she had prompted him to make Life, and thus split away the last of his divinity. In a moment of Pity, she gave him her moral Divinity: Immorality. With influence over both Moral and Immoral choices, Shiva became god of Judgement. Even today, it is the weakest of the divinities.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)00:36 No.5259454
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/26/09(Sun)00:39 No.5259476
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    And that is how the 9 gods came to be, and for a long time, none of the other Primordial Gods dared split their divinities for fear of making the same mistake Shiva did. Eventually Xanatos split her Divinity to make Strength and War, mostly to help her deal with the prayer influx. His position been around for a couple thousand years now.

    And Nemelex was made by freak accident. I don't think Xom did that on purpose. He's a new god, less than a century old.

    [/end cutscene]
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:40 No.5259481

    How ironic that the God of Judgment was created through the injustice of his children's betrayal.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:41 No.5259491
    Man if anyone has a plot its got to be shiva...
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:44 No.5259519
    Anyway enough with this boring talking! We should have a tournament in honor of our new godhood! Beer wenches and fights! YES!
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:44 No.5259520
    > lift mountains

    Let's use this on Buzzardloved at some point
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:45 No.5259531
    So, we're essentially sponging off the powers of Xanatos, with a little bit of Xom thrown in? ... Neat.
    So who controls beer? We should totally talk with the god in charge of that, and ask if there's some way we can get in charge of that, specifically.
    Then we will truly be the god of Dorfiness.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)00:46 No.5259535
    Beer falls under war, which I think we're the god of.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)00:48 No.5259541
    Ask what happened to the god of life's divinity.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:48 No.5259547
    How about we go use our MASSIVE STRENGTH that we probably have and go punch an effigy of Garrelf in the moon, or go talk to Satan about what's going on with his soul?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:49 No.5259552
    You keep saying that, but it could just as easily fall under Chaos(Inebriation), Nature(The stuff beer is made from), or Crafting(Actually making the beer).
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:49 No.5259553
    Better yet we should determine our new priests using this method! And even better we can make our new wife out this method!

    Girls only tournament! Tests of strength and drinking! Winner gets to marry the god of strength.

    Only the strongest drunkest female should be our wife!
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:49 No.5259554
    Ask Fate about how the other gods feel about us being the new guy. It would be good to know which of them might be more friendly, or a threat.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:50 No.5259562
    ( Awesome Gnome! Thank you! )
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:50 No.5259564
    We're the God of Strength, not the God of War.

    Gnome seems to pull gods from various pantheons, so the God of War could be Ares, or Ankt, or Andraste.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:51 No.5259569
    Go and check on Satan.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/26/09(Sun)00:52 No.5259572
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    >Who controls beer?
    "Beer is a food, so that falls under the domain of Nature. The process of brewing is a trade, so that falls under Moradin's domain. Being drunk falls under Chaos. Ask them all."

    "God of Life? We usually call that divinity Nature."
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:53 No.5259582

    "That's heavy Fate. Word."
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:54 No.5259589
    I think he'd be better off hooking up with Xanatos.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:55 No.5259598
    What happens when two gods get it on? Can we give birth to a child and is that child a god of some kind?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:55 No.5259600
    So can we FINALLY get some shit done? Let's wreck Buzzardloved already!
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:56 No.5259603
    We took the God of War's divinity with the God of strength's. They were one and the same.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)00:56 No.5259604
    Where did Satan come from? He wasn't a god when we met him, but he wasn't a mortal either.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:56 No.5259608
    Actually, we're both. "Strength and War" is one divinity.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:57 No.5259616
    It looks like new gods are created when one splits off his divinity, so two gods "getting it on" would probably involve each giving a portion of divinity as one being.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:57 No.5259618
    Just some random celestial being, like Goldmoon.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:58 No.5259622
    well, get drunkenness from xom, then beer, then finally brewing. in that order.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:58 No.5259624
    God + Mortal = Superhuman
    God + God = Giant

    I think that's how it goes.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:58 No.5259626
    Out of curiosity - what would it take to get Moradins eyesight back?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:59 No.5259633
    Before that he was a god though.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:01 No.5259653
    Before what?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/26/09(Sun)01:02 No.5259656
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    "The child would have no divinity whatsoever, but the progeny of us Primordial Gods are usually terrifying. Children of other gods are as per normal for their race."

    Strength and War are the same divinity. The 11 gods listed on the wiki are ALL of the gods - War is under Beardbeard's domain. Sorry to be misleading.

    Satan was just a regular demon. A pretty strong one, and the prince of demons, but still just a demon.

    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:02 No.5259662
    Any way we can get Sasha to Heracles in Valhalla? I didn't see him with it when we called him, and I bet he would like it.

    You said that many new gods get bested because they are getting used to their power still. Care to give an example as to how that could apply to Heracles?

    Could you give a walkthrough of how to use this 'weapon conjuring thing?' I imagine you know that my specialty is mostly violence and chaos, so creating stuff seems somewhat.... foreign to me.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:04 No.5259671
    Lets get that memorial to garelf a go. Carve the moon in his image with our punch!
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)01:04 No.5259672
    We should ask Satan to make Garrelf the new prince of demons.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:04 No.5259673
    >Children of other gods are as per normal for their race."

    But what race are you first gods? Are we compatible with Xanatos?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)01:05 No.5259679
    People get whatever weapon they want in Valhalla and he said he was fine.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:05 No.5259680
    ...wait, if Satan was the prince of demons, who was the king?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:05 No.5259682
    Any idea what would happen if a primordial god and a mortal turned god had a kid?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:05 No.5259683
    Just wait, Garrelf will have taken over within a week. Djinn or not, Glittergold or not, Satan is a fucking wimp.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)01:06 No.5259687
    There are no demon kings. Anything above prince would be a god.
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    I say we find out.

    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:07 No.5259697
    Call up Xom.

    Then punch him in the face.

    Because you can.

    Afterwards, take Xom out for drinks.
    >> Hope 07/26/09(Sun)01:08 No.5259703
    Go "wait what do you mean was"

    then conjure yourself a beerhammer while he explains.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:08 No.5259707
    He said the primordials give birth to horrifying beasts and such. So Xanatos would probably produce some dark horror, regardless of the father.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:08 No.5259709
    I think we're gonna have to steer clear of Garrelf for not. ( I thought Gnome made that clear. )

    Would not mind visiting Satan tho'

    & I still wanna know about Moradin eye(s)
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)01:08 No.5259710
    Ask Xom for the power of drunkness, so we can keep ourselves drunk forever.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:09 No.5259715
    *for now.

    ( dammit )
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:10 No.5259717
    He might agree to that...
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/26/09(Sun)01:12 No.5259728
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    >What would happen if a primordial and a mortal turned god had a kid?
    "You and Xanatos would have a little zombie dorf with super strength and diseases. Horrible diseases. It would be immune to them though, but no one around it would be."

    "...But a little hunch says that probably will not happen, yes."

    >What race are you first gods?
    "We have no race. We are what we are, and there is nothing like us in this world."
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:13 No.5259743
    But that means we would be drunk without drinking anything... it seems like an unnatural, pansy way to go about it.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:15 No.5259751
    >"...But a little hunch says that probably will not happen, yes."
    That sounds like a fucking challenge to me.
    Add quest: Woo Xanatos, create spawn.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:16 No.5259758
    >probably will not happen
    Well he can still have fun trying.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:16 No.5259759

    Yeah, we can't let Fate tell us what we can and can't do!
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:16 No.5259761
    You said that many new gods get bested because they are getting used to their power still. Care to give an example as to how that could apply to Heracles?

    Could you give a walkthrough of how to use this 'weapon conjuring thing?' I imagine you know that my specialty is mostly violence and chaos, so creating stuff seems somewhat.... foreign to me.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)01:18 No.5259767
    We already made a helmet, so I think we're familiar with how it works.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/26/09(Sun)01:21 No.5259787
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    Fate's parting advice about conjuring weapons: You'll get the hang of it.


    2 prayers later, you arrive at Xom.
    >Hey Xom, can I have divine jurisdiction over Intoxication?
    "Sure, lets haggle over it! Whatchu want for it?"
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:23 No.5259807
    >"Sure, lets haggle over it! Whatchu want for it?"

    Right. Is there some part of my divinity that isn't very dorf-like?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:24 No.5259808
    Well, I thought I only had Jurisdiction over Strength and War. Unless I have more domains that I don't know about yet, it seems a bit unfair to give you half of my portfolio for Intoxication, awesome as it may be.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:24 No.5259810

    I want you to tell me what sort of things Xanatos likes in exchange for me taking that pesky domain off your hands.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:25 No.5259825

    Obviously we have domain over Beards.

    It doesn't matter who had domain over it before. Upon ascending, it became ours through sheer beardliness.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)01:25 No.5259826
    We could give him a sub-divinity of war or strength.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:26 No.5259832

    "I want it to further the glory of Xom."
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:27 No.5259835

    "Well I have this smooth silk cape, it feels very nice..."
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/26/09(Sun)01:27 No.5259837
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    "I swear, everything I say goes in one ear and out the other! I didn't ask what you were going to give me for it; I asked what you WANTED for it."
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:27 No.5259840

    XOM = RED

    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:28 No.5259842
    How about we create a special Tournament, where people battle to prove their strength, but in random ass battles with challenges blessed by Xom?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:28 No.5259850

    Well, I guess knowing what Xanatos likes wouldn't hurt.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:29 No.5259854
    Oh... ask for the power for his priests to heal Xoms mutations.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:29 No.5259858
    I want a box of Chaos magic.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:29 No.5259859

    *ahem* "Sorry. I want it to further the HILARITY of Xom."
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/26/09(Sun)01:29 No.5259860
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    "See now that's a listener! Xanatos likes reading and witty wordplay, but that's probably beyond you. I'd try Lilies. Her favorite flower. Represents death, and all."

    "Here you go! Divinity of Intoxication, all yours!"
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)01:29 No.5259861
    I should have expected that from the god of chaos.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:30 No.5259862

    I'm REALLY new at this divinity thing, and, no offense, you're WAY smarter and craftier than I am.

    Haggling with you will likely get me killed in short order, as I lose something vital, or gain something lethal.

    Sorry, Xom. I've got stuff to do before I die.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:31 No.5259876
    How about the ability to randomly mutate others on touch, like your priests can?

    I mean, it seems weird to be your champion and not be able to give others a bit of chaos to have fun with, right?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:32 No.5259880
    Well shit, should have asked for something better than that. Good to know though.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:33 No.5259896
    Naw that would suck. Go with the power to heal those mutations instead.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)01:34 No.5259905
    Ask what happened to his arm after Moradin severed it.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:34 No.5259906
    Try and make Xom drunk, for shits and giggles.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:34 No.5259907
    Hug Xom. I mean seriously, the guy's a genius. We still worship him, he's just that cool.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:34 No.5259912

    *blink* .. Ok.

    No more drunkeness the world over. Or maybe only Buzzardloved.


    ( Cue darkness & evil accompaniment )
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:35 No.5259913
    I wonder....

    is it a good or bad idea to give her some freshly dead lilies over freshly cut ones? You know, to give some more actual death to something that is symbolic of death?

    Anyway yeah, lets have some fun with divinity over intoxication.


    We need more drinking buddies.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:35 No.5259920
    Talking to Xom too long is likely to either get us killed or make us win the game, we should see what Satan is up to.
    >> Hope 07/26/09(Sun)01:36 No.5259921
    Why not a boquet with dead ones on the edges and live ones on the middle?
    >> Reka 07/26/09(Sun)01:36 No.5259935
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:37 No.5259939

    My god, its beautiful. Lets give those little bastards something to be proud of!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/26/09(Sun)01:40 No.5259966
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    >Hug Xom
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:41 No.5259971
    Ah no, don't think Xom would like his champion getting rid of his mutations.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:41 No.5259973
    Kobolds....as heavyweight drinkers, one and all?

    Xom should be ecstatic, especially once news of this starts getting around. Can you imagine, a lone kobold in a bar, some fifty empty beers in front of him, and all around, passed out drinkers who couldn't keep up?

    It is chaos at its finest.
    >> Hope 07/26/09(Sun)01:42 No.5259980
    Everything's a weapon...Summon armor with bladed nipples!
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)01:43 No.5259989
    Go talk to Satan or Nemelex. If we talk to Nemelex, ask if that horrible thing we were going to do to Aldwin already happened.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:44 No.5260000
    >Xom should be ecstatic, especially once news of this starts getting around. Can you imagine, a lone kobold in a bar, some fifty empty beers in front of him, and all around, passed out drinkers who couldn't keep up?

    We will ask for this in the after-session scribblings!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/26/09(Sun)01:44 No.5260001
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    Your first act of divinity. Your very first. And you're going to use it to bless the Kobold Race with the ability to handle their liquor.

    Truly no god hath ever done such an amazing feat as their very first. You crackle with divine energy...
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:46 No.5260016
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)01:46 No.5260020
    Make yourself drunk while your at it.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:46 No.5260022
    Why not? He mostly just does it for the lulz anyway, he probably wouldn't mind too much if the changes were removed sometime later.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:47 No.5260026
    'Xom, what's Yaoi'
    'Never you mind little dorf, never you mind'
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)01:47 No.5260034
    Having the same mutations also becomes stale.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:48 No.5260038
    I thought that was just him talking about us boning cultist.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:50 No.5260052
    Have mutations randomly removed when getting drunk. The drunker you get the more likely to shake them off. That way even removing the mutations leads to chaos.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)01:50 No.5260053
    Attempt to mutate the exposed lungs problem away.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:50 No.5260060

    This hand of mine glows with an aweseome power! My burning fist tells me to not outdrink you! Take this! My love, my ale, and all of my sobriety! Shining Blessing!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/26/09(Sun)01:52 No.5260073
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    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:53 No.5260076
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    Why do you make me do this?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)01:53 No.5260081
    Not that bad. We're done here, go back to the temple of Heracles we came from and make everybody in sight drunk.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:55 No.5260091
    ....We should probably let the kobolds know they actually ARE dependent on alcohol now.

    It would kind of defeat the whole purpose if they die out from ignorance.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:55 No.5260094
    Um ..

    Is Xom gendered?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:56 No.5260098
    As the anon who requested the hug initially, I feel truly blessed by Xom and this drawfag.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:58 No.5260109
    Wait... doesn't that mean they're DEPENDANT of alcohol, instead of just more RESISTANT?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:59 No.5260118

    Xom gave us the power, after all.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:59 No.5260119

    That's even better, we better go let Driblis know to start farming some plump helmets.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:01 No.5260136
    I won't claim to know the intricacies of Dwarf Fortress and it's coding mechanisms.

    Can anyone clarify that?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)02:03 No.5260147
    They become slow and inefficient when deprived of alcohol. Like a drug addict, except they can't be rehabilitated.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:04 No.5260155
    Well, I'm assuming we just aren't used to the divine power yet, so lets try to adjust that to just resistant.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:04 No.5260156
    Just like dorfs, then. No worries.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:06 No.5260167
    Huh. Not at all what we were going for.

    Unless they become awesome when they drink enough?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/26/09(Sun)02:06 No.5260168
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    If they are dependant on Alcohol then they need it to survive. This naturally gives them some resistance to it, and it will make them drink it daily, eventually giving them the same alcohol resistance of a Dorf. This is slower than you expected, will probably take a year or so, but it will have the intended effect.

    You try to send a mass prayer to all Kobolds. You only get Driblis.

    "Hello Beardbeard! Champion Driblis, ready for duty!"
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:07 No.5260172

    Which is why we should enforce a "drought" apon BuzzardLoved.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)02:08 No.5260182
    Walk through the prayer door.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:08 No.5260183

    Errmm .. meh. Good enough.

    "We gots some newz there me Champeon!"
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:09 No.5260190
    'Hey, just saying, I made all kobolds dependant on alcohol, so be sure to drink plenty each day, and tell as many other kobolds as you can to spread the message that they now need booze. Also hey, you feel any stronger? SHOW ME YOUR STRENGTH!'
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:09 No.5260197
    lets try to adjust that to just resistant; we like the Kobolds, and since they don't have brewers, being weaker and slower will really harm them. We don't want that. We just want some drinking buddies.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:10 No.5260200
    We are the god of strength and drunkedness. We can grant this boon to them.
    >> Hope 07/26/09(Sun)02:13 No.5260220
    Give driblis enough strength to bench press a dorf before he goes.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:13 No.5260221
    Right then, that idea is too awesome to pass up.

    So, when Kobolds drink enough, to balance out sucking even more than usual when sober to long, they become capable of berserking, and having great strength, stamina and ability for war?

    Hah, I can imagine a small tide of angry, drunken kobolds swinging weapons bigger than they are as they charge and decimate an elvish village.

    It is adorable and awesome, adorsome.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/26/09(Sun)02:14 No.5260228
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    >'Ey Driblis, I should probably tell ye that ye need Alcohol now. Like, all kobolds do. Alcohol Dependant, ye are. So drink plenty o' ale, aye?
    "Uhhh... Aye!"
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)02:17 No.5260247
    rolled 7 = 7

    Can we leave now?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:18 No.5260255

    'Oh, and also ye'll get stronger an' more fearsome if yeh drink enough at once. Ye are all Beer Berserkers, the Kobold Beerzerkers. So yeah, practice that stuff. An' tell the other kobolds about it! Now, how strong are ye now that ye are me champion?'
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)02:19 No.5260263
    rolled 1 = 1

    Ives is the 7th city on the dorf quest 1d4chan article.
    >> Hope 07/26/09(Sun)02:20 No.5260271
    Oh god we've turned them into marauding booze bandits
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:20 No.5260277
    I know, aren't you proud as hell?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:22 No.5260293
    Should we try to manifest to all kobolds ever, or would that be hard?

    Do you think they'll figure it out on there own? Can our infinity general get to them all in time?

    ... poor drunkobolds...
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/26/09(Sun)02:23 No.5260296
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    >Also hey, you feel any stronger? Show me your strength!
    "Yes sir!"
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:23 No.5260298

    The strong will survive, it is the way of things.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:26 No.5260314

    Not really, no. The poor guys are already some of the most downtrodden and ill-respected creatures in this world, and we're doing nothing to better their lives, or enhance their civilization. We're not helping to add the worth to their lives that brave little guys like Drilblis deserve. We're just fucking around with them for our own sake. We should be ashamed of that, following what they've done for us.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/26/09(Sun)02:27 No.5260330
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    "KoBold and the Beautiful!"

    The powerful slash sends out an arc of energy, slicing right through the stone of the cave like putty.
    >> Hope 07/26/09(Sun)02:28 No.5260335
    I think we'll get the word out once we take back the mountainholmes and instate kobolds,nagas and giant spiders as full citizens.

    and maybe elves if moradin is still alive..to piss him off.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:28 No.5260339

    Technically Beardbeard is Chaotic Evil, why on earth would he feel ashamed about something he personally thinks is cool, and when has he ever considered the consequences of his actions?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:28 No.5260340
    This is going to be classic.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:29 No.5260346
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:29 No.5260348
    One last time

    Sobriety for BuzzardLoved!
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:30 No.5260361
    'Zehahahaha, nice. But what about ye, eh? How strong are ye? HOW HEAVY OF A THING CAN YOU LIFT!?'
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:31 No.5260368

    We shall obtain the other two domains of beer, and give kobolds the gift of being the worlds best brewmeisters.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:31 No.5260371
    I would endorse that if I didn't know that BeardBeard would know exactly how much it would suck for those dwarves to go dry. I mean, some things are just low blows.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)02:32 No.5260378
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:32 No.5260379
    What are you talking about? We've given them the power to hulk out with beer. And in time, they'll be able to do that without even getting plastered off their ass, due to the immunity they've built up.
    Plus, we've made Driblis the Hero of freaking TIME, with increased strength and an ability to carry infinite weapons. Whereas we can CONJURE infinite weapons. And he is tasked with protecting the Kobold race. That is what a Champion does: whatever we say, and we say it's his job to protect and bring glory to Kobolds.

    ... speaking of that, hm.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)02:33 No.5260392
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:34 No.5260397
    10 Ask Driblis to name some weapon.
    20 create weapon
    30 give weapon to driblis
    40 chug some ale
    50 GOTO 10
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:35 No.5260403

    Man, when HAVEN'T we? Garrelf, Heavycles, Sunbeard, Buzzardloved, our Army, Lolth, Satan, our mutations...

    There have been almost no decisions we've made we HAVEN'T ended up regretting so badly we became a literal factual GOD trying to set them right.

    Let's consider the consequences now, since we're finally working on a power level where we'll be hurting the entire world, instead of ourselves, our friends, our armies, or our nation.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)02:36 No.5260416
    Fuck that, lets try to fix our exposed lungs by mutating more.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/26/09(Sun)02:37 No.5260422
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    >Zehahahaha! That's great! But how STRONG are ye? How much can ye lift?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:38 No.5260428
    Why not try fixing it in the God room or whatever?

    we can't be hurt there, so we just keep mutating the lungs until they are good.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:40 No.5260441
    'Hey Presley. Oh, I'm the god of strength now, killed the last one. Just FYI.'
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:45 No.5260488
    We need to get some.... what flower was it?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:45 No.5260493

    Presley, my man. Whats the good word?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:46 No.5260499
    We should probably provide our little kobold kingdom with lots of alcohol to get them started on this whole drinking thing.

    We can do that, right?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:46 No.5260501
    Freshly cut ones in the middle, ranging out to freshly dead ones on the outer edge, seems to be the best bouquet we could get her.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:47 No.5260505
    Lilies. Hey, Presley's a bard. Ask him where we can find a field of them. We'll fill the Neutral Room with them.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:47 No.5260508
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    Here is your answer
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)02:47 No.5260517
    We can manipulate drunkness.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:48 No.5260529
    Oh god I can't stop laughing.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:52 No.5260552

    >Witty wordplay

    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:52 No.5260562
    Hopefully, that's not why Aldwin's supposedly going to be so pissed at us.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:52 No.5260564
    We need to get the domain of beer itself from the god of Nature.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:54 No.5260581
    Anything is a weapon.

    We can make weapons from air.

    Beer is 'anything'.

    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/26/09(Sun)02:54 No.5260584
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    >I'm god of Strength now, just an FYI.
    "I heard from Driblis! Oh congratulations, Beardbeard! That is so wonderful! I've been writing a song about you all night! And that food you sent just arrived yesterday. Good timing too, we were so close to out. I can not thank you enough. You're a true friend, Beardbeard."
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:55 No.5260606

    I bet Satan would give us the domain of beer if we got that Djinn off of him.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:56 No.5260610
    From between the lines, I can read that Presley is anxious to have his kingdom. Are we finally going to conquer the place?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:56 No.5260618
    How do we weaponize beer?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:57 No.5260619
    I am really stoked to see what Driblis has been lifting while we weren't looking at him.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)02:57 No.5260623
    Does godhood give us the ability to make portals to anywhere? If so, we should probably move everything to Buzzardloved.
    >> I'm going to keep saying it till we see one. Hope 07/26/09(Sun)02:58 No.5260632
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:58 No.5260635
    'Beer with so much bite, it TEARS YOUR FACE OFF AND EATS YOUR ENTRAILS!'

    How about like that, some sort of giant, fanged beer axe that eats the sober?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:58 No.5260641
    First thing: Let's talk tactics with Driblis. We should focus on taking Buzzardloved again. We should look and grab some more kobold tribes and have Driblis train them in warfare. Then we arm them by conjuring weaponry.

    Oh, and after that, we can 'commision' a poem for Xan from Presley.
    We might not be capable of witty wordplay or writing, but he might.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:59 No.5260646
    I know what we must do...what divinity does turning people into little girls fall under?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)03:00 No.5260655
    'Aye, consider it thanks for sticking with me for so long'
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)03:00 No.5260658
    Soon. First, we'll get the god of Nature to give us the part of his divinity that governs the ingredients of beer. Then we can enforce sobriety on Buzzardloved, and invade while they're weak, to take both the mountainhome and the final part of the beer trinity from Moradin.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)03:00 No.5260660

    is this what it's like to be hit with diplomacy cheese?

    is he diplomancing his way into the good graces of beardbeard godbeard?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)03:01 No.5260668
    Good idea. Make a warhammer that we can channel intoxicating energy through. AND NO FUCKING MAULS IT HAS TO BE A WARHAMMER.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)03:02 No.5260681
    Xom has the polymorph domain.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/26/09(Sun)03:03 No.5260684
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    >What Driblis has been lifting
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)03:05 No.5260711
    We should ask Xom if we could have a little polymorph divinity...just a tiny amount.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)03:05 No.5260714

    also: should we re-incarnate garrelf into kran's baby to fuck with her?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)03:05 No.5260717
    Double warhammer: one side sobers, one side inebrieates.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)03:06 No.5260722
    'Zehaha, good enough lad, now lets get you some ale!'
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)03:07 No.5260739

    Plotted, twisted evil was more of Garrelf's thing
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)03:08 No.5260742
    Leave Garrelf alone.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)03:08 No.5260751
    well, honestly, that's why I think garrelf would do it.

    to fuck with krann.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)03:10 No.5260765
    Garrelf's soul is bound by Satan, so we can't do it anyway.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)03:14 No.5260798
    And leave Krann alone, for that matter.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/26/09(Sun)03:21 No.5260856
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    >Aye, consider it thanks for sticking with me for so long.

    You pat Presley on the back, then step out into the cold winter air.

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