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  • File : 1248489643.jpg-(29 KB, 500x500, Villain Guy.jpg)
    29 KB Bad Guy Quest Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:40 No.5250511  
    You are a scientist. You are not a mad scientist, you are an enraged scientist.

    As of now you have (1) box full of what is left of your shit, as of now labeled as your EVIL SHIT.

    You are in your villainous lair contemplating how to best strike back against the world that has wronged you. What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:41 No.5250517
    Laugh all evil like and curse the world.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:42 No.5250525
    What's our setting/time period? Modern? Fantasy? Steampunk? Future?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:42 No.5250528
    First I make myself into a very attractive woman that resembles The Baroness from G.I. Joe and cultivate a German accent.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:44 No.5250543
    Open Box
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:44 No.5250549
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>5250528
    Hide check until this guy's done. Rollan, cuz I might as well.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:44 No.5250550
    First I use my various fronts of cultivate information about my enemy, while sending out Minions to attempt to assassinate him. One at a time of course, so he can trace them back to me.

    While he's doing that, I have my scientists build a slow moving evil death trap for use when I capture my nemesis.

    I do all this while sitting in a reclining leather back swivvle chair and laughing.
    >> EVIL!!! Leman Russ 07/24/09(Fri)22:44 No.5250551
    First get rid of Narbon, that woman will be trouble...
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:45 No.5250562
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>5250549
    Fuck. I suck at hiding. Grapple checks, I can do that. Get ready for sexual interforced.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:46 No.5250567
    carry the box and climb up the ladder
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:49 No.5250608
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    >>5250517
    You let out a healthy evil laugh. As if all their crimes against your superior intellect could keep you down.

    >>5250525
    It is currently the YEAR 2000, far off into the distant and staggeringly advanced FUTURE of planet earth.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:51 No.5250623
    >>5250562
    You can't hide from him so you'll force yourself onto him?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:53 No.5250638
    Find a phonebook and see if you can locate a minion procurement service.

    Walmart has one, so can we.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:54 No.5250643
    Climb the ladder?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:54 No.5250646
    Open box of evil shit - retrieve evil tool shit. Build a lolibot to do your bidding.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:55 No.5250658
    Create a virus that wants to become cancer but the white blood cells just HAD to interject...
    >> Dr. Stanislaus Braun 07/24/09(Fri)22:57 No.5250669
    I'm hoping that box contains some kind of self-transmogrification ray that can make me into the evil little girl.
    >>5250528
    This is fine too, though.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:59 No.5250679
    >>5250623
    Yes, obviously.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:01 No.5250696
    (Sorry guys but I'm pretty much going for whoever responds first to the posts. it makes it easier for me to keep up.)
    >>5250638
    You are fairly certain you can find your local minion employment services easily once you procure said phonebook.
    >>5250643
    Opening the box, you find it filled with a plentiful amount of spare parts to do with as you please. It seems those ass hat scientist stole everything else just because of some "radiation scare".

    Those dicks.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:02 No.5250703
    rolled 7 = 7

    I attempt to assemble a robot assistant that will do my evil bidding.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:03 No.5250710
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    >>5250696
    Whoops, forgot picture.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:04 No.5250717
    >>5250696
    >>5250710
    Damn, does that mean we were one post away from having a delicious Baroness stick figure avatar with a German accent instead of just laughing pointlessly like some kind of tool?

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:07 No.5250732
    >>5250710
    See where stairs go
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:08 No.5250739
    >>5250710

    Get a real job
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:11 No.5250757
    What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

    I reach into my coat and pull out my pet cat, Nero. I open the lid to Nero's jar and take a deep whiff of the preservative fluids before pulling Nero's fetal body out of the jar and petting his damp fur.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:12 No.5250765
    >>5250757
    This guys is on to something. I still want us to create a lolibot though.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:14 No.5250773
    >>5250765
    We need loli gynoid maids with machine guns.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:14 No.5250774
    >>5250703
    You jumble together a rather unnervingly life like loli minion, wasting time and resources on a whim. Why do physical labor when you can make it appear that you a forcing a "child" to do it for you?
    >>5250717
    Pretty much. Tough luck, but maybe next few post can get to it. Maybe.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:15 No.5250778
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    >>5250774
    I seem to be fail posting pretty well so far. Here's the picture.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:15 No.5250781
    >>5250774
    Nah, making the same suggestion over and over to see if it comes in "first" would just be annoying, selfish, and prickish of me.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:17 No.5250789
    >>5250778
    Use Young Child Robot as Stool, why should one so evil as yourself have to stand?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:19 No.5250807
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    >>5250778

    *bond music*
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:24 No.5250827
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    >>5250789
    You take a seat on the child like robot's back without any form of complaint.
    >>5250807
    For some odd reason, James Bond music seems to be leaking in from somewhere... odd.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:24 No.5250829
    >You are not a mad scientist, you are an enraged scientist.

    "Don't get mad, get angry"

    [Not playing, just running the mouth.]
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:25 No.5250834
    >>5250827
    >For some odd reason, James Bond music seems to be leaking in from somewhere... odd.
    Oh god. OH GOD. RUN.
    >> Tactical_Deepthroat !QzlulQ2VUI 07/24/09(Fri)23:27 No.5250848
    >>5250834
    ...

    o_o

    I think running would be a good choice.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:30 No.5250870
    >>5250827
    PREPARE THE DOOM CANON
    Our plan cannot fail! Ride the loli to the control room.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:31 No.5250875
    >>5250834
    >>5250848
    activate robot's motorcycle form, no one this evil should need to walk or run .
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:33 No.5250886
    names Hansen

    Chris, Hansen
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:38 No.5250907
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    >>5250834
    >>5250848
    Unnerved by the obvious death trap your underground bunker has become as the James Bond music starts to head to it's climax, you GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!
    >>5250870
    >>5250875
    Riding your loli to the control room will take time and right about now, you can't stand the idea that you FORGOT to put the motorcycle mode in! That's practically basic villainy 101!
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:41 No.5250922
    >>5250907
    Remember that you did install Jet Pack mode in your robot.
    Equip Jet Pack and zoom off while you ready your DEATH CANNON.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:41 No.5250927
    Enraged? We must prepare a hellish cocktail filled with wondrous drugs off all sorts. This will then be hidden in the body and can be activated to dispense the concoction into the bloodstream. In the event of capture I suggest we have a means to do some damage. Also bombs that blow up when life fails in the body. If you're going for an evil character why not take every advantage you can get.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:42 No.5250929
    >>5250907
    Examine shit. Make plans to upgrade loli to mark 2, terminataru modu.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:42 No.5250930
    >>5250907

    does she at least have machine gun jubblies?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:45 No.5250942
    >>5250930

    she has no jublies

    that's part of the reason hansen is after you in the first place
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:47 No.5250944
    >>5250927
    Also plant said bomb on Loli
    Just in case
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:51 No.5250964
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    >>5250922
    Thank god for JET PACK LOLIS!

    Pressing a few buttons located on her wrist, the abomination of science compacts and extends, wrapping around your waist before you take to the skies!

    You take a few seconds to feel TOTALLY SWEET and then think of where to go next. Your volcano island has already been compromised and the rest of your bases have been stripped by your jealous peers! (Those guys are some huge ass holes!)

    You may decide to either choose one of your bare but somehow still cliche hide-a-ways or you may choose to start another up elsewhere.

    What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:54 No.5250992
    >>5250964
    start UNDERGROUND DESERT BASE

    I feel like a dry-heat today
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:56 No.5251000
    >>5250964
    new one, Hansen might already know where the other hideouts are.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:57 No.5251006
    >>5250929
    T-800
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:59 No.5251011
    Go to some kind of America, USA small town and set up your SHOPPING SUPERCENTER SECRET BASE. Ensure that you keep up your policy of no unionization, etc. while slipping mind control serum into their coffee during their one-hour (read: 30 minutes) break.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:00 No.5251012
    >>5250964
    Your only option is to track down one of your old rivals and swallow your pride long enough to pretend to ask for help, then cleverly usurp control of their base, thereby re-establishing your own power while simultaneously showing them who the greatest scientist really is.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:01 No.5251019
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    This will make sense later.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:03 No.5251025
    >>5251011
    Yess.... Hide in plain sight. I like it!
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:04 No.5251032
    >>5251011
    >>5251012
    you guys don't feel like some secluded, out-in-the-middle-of-nowhere DESERT BASE?

    It's the best way to lay low! just look at area 51!
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:04 No.5251034
    >>5251011
    YES!
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:05 No.5251036
    Gentlemen. We need a volcano. Artificial or natural. It is the only way. No matter where we settle, we must begin construction of our secret volcano base, post haste! We will need the lava for our doomsday device.

    Also, lets see if we cant find some dorfs to work for us. We'll be hard pressed with only one minion.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:08 No.5251043
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    >>5250992
    Firsties gets it.

    Mostly because I can't take the time to check the thread every five seconds and draw.


    You go about the almost ridiculous idea of constructing an underground base in the desert. In no way does this seem illogical or even impossible to you.

    It may be because you have a loli-bot who's laser eyes can created massive glass tunnels. Obviously this is highly dangerous to try and step around in, let alone place world destroying machines in.

    Next step?

    And for the spiteful anonymous who wants to know what happens if we die? Directly linked to your heart is a canister of gray-matter world destroying nano-bots... oddly this is the same reason the science community kicked you out. Bunch of pussies.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:09 No.5251049
    Have our Loli go out and commit crimes. We'll need the funds. Have her be cute about it though so that no one will try to stop her.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:10 No.5251059
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    Whoever did the sup/tg/ archival for this thread failed spectacularly.

    "Bad Gay Quest: You are a mad sodomist. Your shit has been packed up really tight. Are you a bad enough dude to get revenge?"
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:10 No.5251063
    >>5251043
    Well, there is only one thing to do for right now. LAUGH
    hahaahaahAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:12 No.5251072
    >>5251043
    Have our mecha-loli minion tunnel down a ways, then sculpt ourselves an appropriately sinister underground office.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:12 No.5251075
    >>5251043
    FUCK YES

    NOW HOPE DESPERATELY THAT NOBODY TOUCHES THE WALLS
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:12 No.5251077
    >>5251059
    just mail licorice asking for "either a title change or complete removal, whatever strikes you fancy."; but not bad-vote bomb it, or it'll stay that way.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:14 No.5251089
    Oh man. I am laughing so hard right now. My jawbones kind of ache a little.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:16 No.5251103
    >>5251043
    Make some stylish above-ground glass domes- you can throw people in them, and it'll be like an easy bake oven.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:23 No.5251145
    >>5251103

    Have loli shape glass so that there is a dome above entire base area that acts as a giant magnifying glass. Have single entrance into this, with a single safe path.... That leads to nowhere. Upon an enemy entering the dome, a lever is pulled, and mirrors redirect SUPER FUCKING MAGNIFIED SUNLIGHT onto the safe path. The real entrance exit is a tunnel leading to a pub that has a device in it that causes no one to ever wonder why there is a pub in the middle of the fucking desert.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:24 No.5251149
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    >>5251063
    Two for one special! You cackle with sheer evil as you send the childlike loli bot on a crime spree. Some how the populace of nearby desert towns are helpless in the wake of these obnoxiously cute thefts.

    You now have 500,000 dollars worth of cash and items useful in the construction of underground bases.

    It may not seem like much compared to the 3,000,000,000 dollar melt ray you used to have but you have to start somewhere.
    >>5251075
    This seems ill-advised...
    >>5251103
    This idea is genius and evil and is now done.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:26 No.5251155
    >>5251149
    Well, might I suggest we first attempt to do something about our amazingly shatterable base? Maybe go the mine shaft route and wood panel a tunnel? Also, it'll look so quaint, nobody'll believe it's an evil base. maybe. idunno?
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:28 No.5251160
    >>5251149
    PLACE CAKE BATTER IN ABOVE GROUND DOME

    WAIT
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:32 No.5251183
    >>5251149
    Begin designing blueprints for an army of lolibots, upgrade existing lolibot.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:34 No.5251192
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    >>5251155
    You know that with your clever camouflage, no one will ever discover the true entrance to your new and VERY secret base.

    Though, you do wonder if your baking domes might be a bit much...
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:36 No.5251205
    >>5251192

    I think we just rolled a 1 on our disguise check.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:36 No.5251207
    >>5251192
    Connect to the internet and troll people on imageboards.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:37 No.5251218
    I hatch a sinister plan to have the remaining Harry Potter films directed by Michael Bay unless I am paid One Billion Dollars!!!

    And get to go on a date with Emma Watson, loli bots in tow.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:40 No.5251235
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    >>5251160
    You bake 40 cakes!
    That's as much as four tens and that's terrible!
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:45 No.5251273
    >>5251218
    I second this. Although, replace Harry Potter with ALL MOVIES and add Boll.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:47 No.5251286
    >>5251235

    Now, fill the cakes with poison and send them to our former collegeues in the scientific community as a "Peace Offering".
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:51 No.5251309
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    >>5251218
    >>5251273
    You quickly discover that your imagination for evil acts is almost inhuman!

    The sounds of panicked sobbing comes from the other end of the phone. You almost wonder if this is TOO EVIL.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:53 No.5251324
    >>5251235
    Organize a tea party. A tea party of evil proportions.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:57 No.5251347
    >>5251309
    Next, I contact the Monopoly guy and convince him to become a Wall Street Raider with me. Together we will pull the strings of the defense industry to bring them under our control.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:58 No.5251354
    Join the republican party
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:59 No.5251361
    >>5251354
    jhfchgjguig ugyhffyjdsrfsedrsfdggggggfffffgdgfdfffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:00 No.5251367
    >>5251273

    Uwe Boll is my ace-in-the-hole. I shall unleash him when the time is right for a Halo movie.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:02 No.5251381
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    >>5251324
    Nobody came to your evil tea party...

    Maybe it was the poison cake or maybe it was because everyone you used to know hates your guts.

    Rather disappointing...
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:02 No.5251382
    >>5251367
    You foul bastard!
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:03 No.5251386
    >>5251381
    Wait, we have two loli robots now?
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:05 No.5251397
    Make produce five different colored Lolibots which can combine into one giant robot!
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:05 No.5251404
    build / hire more minions grow your evil org
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:06 No.5251412
    >>5251381
    They shall be made to pay for not accepting our generously offered poison cakes!

    Have a tea party with Lolibot, while scheming how to get back at them.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:07 No.5251422
    >>5251381

    If it was the poison cake, then no one would have *left* the tea party. Very well.. if the world won't come to my tea party, I shall take my tea party to the world!!!
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:11 No.5251448
    >>5251386
    You do? Oh.

    You mean the new upgrade Loli-bot right. I tell ya, those voices in your head did ask for it a few times. Still a bit short on resources for the whole army.

    You pretty much had to build the second out of scrap on your free time while the other slave away to finish your base.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:12 No.5251461
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    >>5251448
    Whoops, picture.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:14 No.5251489
    >>5251461
    Well, no time for playing with the lolibots, construct blueprints on how to combine them into a giant robot. Also, renovate the secret base. Have to be stylish and all.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:17 No.5251510
    >>5251461

    Have your lolibot engrave everything to improve their accuracy. Epic depictions of your exploits and future exploits, along with your MANLY PHYSIQUE.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:19 No.5251531
    >>5251510
    But.. currently you've got kicked out from the your Scientist Group, fled from Bond.. and had your Loli-bot steal money. Surely you must do evil stuff before you can engrave it! And besides.. arn't the walls glass?
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:20 No.5251535
    >>5251510
    Speaking of manly physique, we should construct a suit of super-powered body armor.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:21 No.5251547
    >>5251531

    Engravings in glass are done with either lasers, acid, or diamond-cutters.

    All three things are things evil villains enjoy.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:22 No.5251559
    Follow these lists to the letter.

    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilOverlordList

    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilOverlordListCellblockA

    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilOverlordListCellblockB
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:24 No.5251581
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    >>5251397
    Shrugging, you go about your work making the three extra loli-bots.

    Even among robots there is always that... one.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:27 No.5251605
    Have them become a pop-band sensation, rake in the profits. Use it for evil.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:27 No.5251613
    Build a loli suit of armor with a box of scrapes.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:31 No.5251639
    >>5251605
    Call them them the Gurl Power Rangers. Also, tell the emo that you don't love her, over and over.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:32 No.5251644
    >>5251605
    THIS.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:33 No.5251650
    Begin kidnapping people and sewing time bombs into their chests with month long timers before setting them free shortly after.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:34 No.5251664
    >>5251605
    But they are also highly skilled assassins when they are not being the hit sensation "GLITTER SPARKZ".
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:37 No.5251680
    >>5251605
    >>5251644
    >>5251664
    Funded.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:37 No.5251681
    I think we went too fat with the lolis. are we an evil genius or a freaking babysitter?
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:39 No.5251696
    >>5251581
    This took a turn for the hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:39 No.5251697
    >>5251681
    And if a secret agent should come, he'd be too dumbly good to attack a sweet, innocent little girl.

    With machine gun hands.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:41 No.5251704
    >>5251681
    >fat
    I MEANT "FAR" FAARRRRR

    fucking spellchecker.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:41 No.5251705
    >>5251681 fat with the lolis

    FUND IT.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:42 No.5251711
    >>5251681
    Speaking of which.. Perhaps we should build a Robo-Nanny?
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:44 No.5251728
    >>5251711

    Make it a really hot "girl next door" type babysitter nanny. She shall also be our consort. And primary bodyguard.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:45 No.5251736
    >>5251711

    A Robo-nanny with the manners, personality and looks of Baroness from Cobra.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:45 No.5251738
    >>5251728

    This.

    We are the greatest evil genius ever.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:46 No.5251752
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    >>5251605
    You're not quite sure what a "Pop Band" is, but being a scientist, you're allowed to hypothesize. You're best guess is it's a metal band.

    Going forward on this notion, you quickly program the Loli's to rock way to hard. They are an over-night success.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:48 No.5251764
    >>5251752
    OH YES!.jpeg
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:48 No.5251766
    >>5251752
    Yes! Now to make a contract with Satan so you get royalties for each album based on advertising.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:49 No.5251775
    >>5251752
    Use funds to begin construction on a giant subterranean battleship that can did through the the earths crust and terrorize the cities of the world.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:50 No.5251783
    >>5251752
    I kidnap all the important geneticists in the world to create my new evil band. Half-Bowie and Half-Freddie Mercury and part snake makes up the lead singer. The rest of is a four-headed eight armed Beatles amalgamation with a bassist based on Flea and a flea.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:51 No.5251789
    >>5251766
    And by royalties, he means souls.

    This is how you run a quest, Reaver! You double railroading faggot.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:52 No.5251801
    PLACE SEVERAL SMALL DESERT ANIMALS (SCORPION, FOX) INTO THE DOMES DURING YOUR FREE TIME, OUT OF BOREDOM. AND TO TRY TO INVENT POPPED SCORPIONS, ALONG THE SAME METHOD AS POPPED CORN.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:52 No.5251805
    Hey OP, want to adopt a name?
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:53 No.5251812
    Get a tripcode, to prevent other asshole scientists from impersonating you.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:59 No.5251839
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    >>5251812
    I have no idea how to get a trip code even though I've been lurking for practically half a decade. Oh, as for the nanny bot who looks like the Baroness? I dunno. I think I should move into photoshop and actually try instead of doodling in ms paint.

    Unless the image attached actually is fine enough.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)02:00 No.5251843
    >>5251839

    It is. Fund it.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)02:00 No.5251845
    >>5251839

    No, I like your style the way it is. Later on, other drawfags may provide fanart in a more elaborate style, but for now, stick figures are fine too.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)02:02 No.5251853
    >>5251839
    The 4chan FAQ off the main page explains tripcodes. You can also find tripcode generators online if you want a specific string in your tripcode, though they have an annoying tendency to be in Japanese.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)02:02 No.5251855
    >>5251839
    well, this is gonna be my most abstract fap yet. here we go!
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)02:03 No.5251858
    >>5251839
    If it's easier to draw, do it. Otherwise, stick to what feels better to you. Also, goddamn robbo nani.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)02:03 No.5251860
    >>5251839
    >Female white michael jackson

    I don't know how to feel any more.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)02:06 No.5251875
    Does this mean we're going to turn into Cobra with more loli robots and less fail?
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)02:07 No.5251879
    >>5251839
    that's pretty good in ms paint for on the fly... hmmmm hmmm!
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)02:07 No.5251880
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    >>5251789
    You are a man of SCIENCE!
    The idea of "Satan" and "souls" is sadly out of reach.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)02:08 No.5251884
    >>5251860

    Program nanny-bot with moonwalk routines. Seduce world leaders with dancefloor-conquering moves.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)02:08 No.5251887
    Create a more evil facemask replacement for the monocle, it's a HUD that's fully registered for evil.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)02:09 No.5251895
    >>5251860
    Man I fucking knew I should have gone for photoshop on that one. Later on I might actually scramble a quick group shot of them all together.

    Not tonight but I will get around to it.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)02:10 No.5251900
    >>5251880
    FINE THEN! LET US CREATE OUR OWN ROBO-SATAN! THIS PLAN CANNOT FAIL!
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)02:11 No.5251902
    Drop a genetically engineered elephant onto a child and steal its candy.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)02:11 No.5251911
    >>5251900
    Also, going to sleep. Awesome topic OP.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)02:25 No.5251980
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    >>5251884
    I'm pussying out on this.
    >>5251887
    You decide on a more intimidating mask and at the same time, finally test an idea you had been working on when it first came up. The Lolis do in fact connect up together into a powerful robot. Why stop there though? Why not give yourself all of their strength?

    You step withing your powered Loli armor now known as "Lolimus Omega".
    >>5251900
    Why create a mechanical Satan when you could match and even surpass it's power?
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)02:26 No.5251989
    >>5251980
    Withing - within.
    Typo'd. My bad.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)02:27 No.5251992
    >>5251980

    Terrorize the population of the desert. Make yourself king of the new nation of Desertveria. All shall bow down to your power-armored might.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)02:27 No.5251994
    Build a volcano for our fortress of doom.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)02:28 No.5251996
    New Evil Idea: Create a hair regrowth tonic that actually grows EVIL KILLER hair. Release it on the market, and watch as all bald men the world over start an evil rampage for you.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)02:30 No.5252004
    >>5251992
    Man. I really want to draw something akin to that but I think I need to take a break for tonight. It's getting late for me.

    Not sure if I'll continue this or start a new one sometime.
    >> !w0svAiwJR. 07/25/09(Sat)02:34 No.5252025
    I think I figured it out.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)02:34 No.5252027
    >>5251992

    Also, build a walking pyramid. Like the Pharaohs of old you shall roam the desert and lord over the populace.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)02:36 No.5252039
    >>5250511

    Make a black hole.

    IN A CAVE, WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS.
    >> Count Dorku 07/25/09(Sat)02:40 No.5252059
    As a die-hard DF player
    magma cannons
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/25/09(Sat)02:40 No.5252062
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    >>5252027
    You only get this because I am testing my trip code.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)02:42 No.5252067
    >>5252062

    FUCK YEAH!
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)02:49 No.5252102
    >>5252062

    Seriusly bro, we need lava and magma cannons.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/25/09(Sat)02:49 No.5252103
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    >>5252059
    FFFF-

    Because I'm a fan of Dorf Fortress, the scientist now has them.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)02:52 No.5252118
    >>5252103

    Now. Time to build a doomsday device. Let operation "Flood the world with lava, wait until it cools and then populate the world with loli robots".... COMMENCE!
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/25/09(Sat)02:54 No.5252129
    >>5252118
    Damn. It finally got to the level of awesome scientist.

    Sorry. I'm going to sleep. I might have the drawing of all seven of them up sometime within this week though.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)03:00 No.5252161
    >>5252129

    Just so long as you continue the quest someday, bro.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)03:17 No.5252240
    Build a time machine and join forces with myself on the other end.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)03:21 No.5252252
    >>5252118

    That sounds fine, but Michael Bay will sue me for breach of contract : /



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