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    9 KB !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)13:33 No.5246705  
    >THERE HAVE BEEN NO OVERNIGHT CHANGES; WE BEGIN EXACTLY WHERE WE LEFT OFF

    >COMMENCE CONSTRUCTION OF AVATAR
    >>AVATAR CONSTRUCTION STATUS: 100%
    >>AVATAR CONSTRUCTION FAILED

    >COMMAND ENERGY FUNGUS: GROW WHERE INFECTED
    >>FUNGUS GROWTH STATUS: 10%

    >QUERY: STATUS: CORPORATE ENDEAVOR: HEAVEN ENTERPRISES CORPORATION
    >STATUS: CREATED
    >MERGE: CURRENTLY OWNED COMPANIES into HEAVEN ENTERPRISES
    >>FOCUS: BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH/DEVELOPMENT
    >COMPANY is under investigation.

    >RESEARCH EXTREME COLD/HEAT RESISTANCE
    >STRATOSPHERIC BIO-SPIRE
    >>RESEARCH STATUS: 70%

    >AFRICAN POPULATION
    >GRANT BELIEVERS: TELEPATHY/PREVENT INTERNAL VIOLENCE
    >>HEAVEN BELIEF: 80%
    >>HEAVEN DISBELIEF: 20%

    >AFRICAN MIGRATION STATUS: 100%
    >>5 AFRICANS have SUCCESSFULLY MIGRATED
    >CHOOSE 5 LOCATIONS

    >INVESTIGATION: AVATAR PROJECT FAILURE
    >>INVESTIGATION STATUS 50%

    >DOCTOR MEMORY SCAN STATUS: 100%
    >>INSERT TOPIC to SEARCH: VIRUS
    >I found an odd virus; it seems to be aware of my presence; I tested it; it has super intelligence; I alerted the military and sent a sample; they are currently concocting a cure; I have made a counter-virus.

    QUERY: Status of Military Cleanup crew?
    >>STATUS of ARRIVAL in NEW YORK: 100%
    >MILITARY has arrived in NEW YORK.

    >MALE PROPHET COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 75%
    >BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 96%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 150%

    >LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT STATUS: DISPATCHED
    >FDA STATUS: ON ALERT
    >MILITARY STATUS: DISPATCHED

    >Insert Command_____

    >Electronic Virus: 0%
    >World Population: 43%
    >Honey Scheme: ?%
    >Land: 70%
    >Ocean(s): 65%
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)13:35 No.5246726
    BEEKEEPERS switched to HEAVEN CORP right?

    And I say we take over the DOCTOR make him destroy all research and the virus and then make him have a heart attack. No mercy this time, he's too dangerous.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)13:36 No.5246733
    Perfect, now I get to post my shit all over again and hope people vote for it this time... Well, MORE people vote for it this time (forgive me OP, but I really want to have some fun with this)

    =Increase researchers by 40,
    Selection Criteria: All of them must be infected bio-engineers from heavily infected areas. Researchers are selected at random, with no more than 2 at one location. Fellow infected colleagues continue prior research (not infection related) and cover for the chosen infected researchers.
    +All newly selected researchers are to research the following
    =First Batch of Research:
    Ballistic Spore (An infectious spore bullet, must be able to pierce body-armor. Splinters and dissolves upon entering of flesh, and quickly infects and subdues victim. Functions similarly to case-less ammunition, though in a 'bar' configuration, sort of like a kit-kat bar)
    Ballistic Spore Weapon (Gun-type weapon, launches Ballistic Spores, like an assault rifle)
    Biological Armor (Living Body Armor usable by the infected, covers torso, arms, and legs. Self-repairs just like current Heaven-infected creatures)
    Infected-Organic Armor Interface (An interface along the spine that binds the Biological Armor to the host organism, essentially making them one. Armor is removable at any time, by which the Armor again returns to being a separate creature from the host, both return to their normal state)

    =Second Batch of Research
    Rapid/Complex Mutation: Ballistic Spore Weapon (Allows creation of Spore Weapons by infected plant-life)
    Rapid Mutation: Ballistic Spore (Allows RAPID creature of Ballistic Spores by infected plant-life)
    Rapid/Complex Mutation: Biological Armor (Allows creation of Biological Armor by plant-life)

    cont. vv
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)13:39 No.5246756
    -------------
    >>5246733
    =Third Batch of Research
    Basic Hand-to-Hand Combat
    Basic Small-Arms Training/Combat
    Basic Urban Warfare Tactics
    Telepathy: Mass Training (Enables the instantaneous training of a large number of infected with any information)
    >It helps to be prepared

    In addition, I think it's time we become more than just a doting uncle to Selene and become closer. For the tough times ahead we need to get personal, be her very best friend, if not more. We need her to know that we trust her and depend on her (even though the second may or may not be true). I say we begin to consult and confide to her now and then. What do you guys think?
    ------------
    In addition, ask Selene and Brooke if they can sing, and if they would like to. (don't ask why just yet, but I think you'd be very amused if I do get my way)

    >Also, OP, how is your fiancee? Is she ok?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)13:41 No.5246766
    >>5246756
    Oh yeah, white, shiny armor, black accents and joints. No helmets.

    Also, should we have a logo/symbol yet? If yes, any ideas on what it should be?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)13:42 No.5246777
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    >>5246705


    >>MALE PROPHET COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 75%

    This is the prophet.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)13:45 No.5246803
    Oh, and kill the shit out of that scientist.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)13:50 No.5246831
    >>5246733
    Just use bees as projectile weapons for crying out loud fffff

    Hope your fiancee's ok, OP
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)13:51 No.5246837
    >>5246766
    No helmets when the military has a countervirus.

    That's brilliant. Really.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)13:52 No.5246849
    RESEARCH: VIRAL IMMUNITY.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)13:57 No.5246873
    >No helmets when the military has a countervirus.
    Oh, I forgot about that... Ok...
    >Include helmets in the armor, the armor must be sealed with an integrated, non-organic filtration system. All intakes of fluids, air, and nutrients must be rendered sterile through chemical means before contact with living tissue.

    >Just use bees as projectile weapons for crying out loud fffff
    This would be a decision we'd regret before long...
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)14:00 No.5246898
    >>Just use bees as projectile weapons for crying out loud fffff

    Insecticide'll kick their pointy asses.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)14:10 No.5246978
    >COMMENCE CONSTRUCTION OF AVATAR
    >>AVATAR CONSTRUCTION STATUS: 100%
    >>AVATAR CONSTRUCTION FAILED

    >COMMAND ENERGY FUNGUS: GROW WHERE INFECTED
    >>FUNGUS GROWTH STATUS: 10%

    >QUERY: STATUS: CORPORATE ENDEAVOR: HEAVEN ENTERPRISES CORPORATION
    >STATUS: CREATED
    >MERGE: CURRENTLY OWNED COMPANIES into HEAVEN ENTERPRISES
    >>FOCUS: BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH/DEVELOPMENT
    >COMPANY is under investigation.

    >RESEARCH EXTREME COLD/HEAT RESISTANCE
    >STRATOSPHERIC BIO-SPIRE
    >BALLISTIC SPORE
    >BALLISTIC SPORE WEAPON
    >BIOLOGICAL ARMOR

    >RAPID/COMPLEX MUTATION: BALLISTIC SPORE WEAPON
    >RAPID MUTATION: BALLISTIC SPORE
    >RAPID/COMPLEX MUTATION: BIOLOGICAL ARMOR
    >BASIC HAND to HAND COMBAT for INFECTED
    >BASIC SMALL ARMS TRAINING for INFECTED
    >BASIC URBAN WARFARE TACTICS for INFECTED
    >>RESEARCH STATUS: 0%

    >AFRICAN POPULATION
    >GRANT BELIEVERS: TELEPATHY/PREVENT INTERNAL VIOLENCE
    >>HEAVEN BELIEF: 80%
    >>HEAVEN DISBELIEF: 20%

    >AFRICAN MIGRATION STATUS: 100%
    >>5 AFRICANS have SUCCESSFULLY MIGRATED
    >CHOOSE 5 LOCATIONS

    >INVESTIGATION: AVATAR PROJECT FAILURE
    >>INVESTIGATION STATUS 50%

    >DOCTOR MEMORY SCAN STATUS: 100%
    >>INSERT TOPIC to SEARCH: VIRUS
    >I found an odd virus; it seems to be aware of my presence; I tested it; it has super intelligence; I alerted the military and sent a sample; they are currently concocting a cure; I have made a counter-virus.

    QUERY: Status of Military Cleanup crew?
    >>STATUS of ARRIVAL in NEW YORK: 100%
    >MILITARY has arrived in NEW YORK.

    >MALE PROPHET COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 75%
    >BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 96%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 150%

    >LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT STATUS: DISPATCHED
    >FDA STATUS: ON ALERT
    >MILITARY STATUS: DISPATCHED

    >Insert Command_____

    >Electronic Virus: 0%
    >World Population: 43%
    >Honey Scheme: ?%
    >Land: 70%
    >Ocean(s): 65%

    >>5246831
    >>5246756

    She's... she's not in a good condition.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)14:13 No.5247002
    >use bees as projectiles

    beekeeper here.

    beesuit.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)14:13 No.5247006
    >>5246978
    What's the STATUS of the PRESIDENT?

    If we could just use him we'd have a major advantage.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)14:13 No.5247010
    >>5246849

    You can't research an immunity to a virus or bacteria you have no sample of.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)14:14 No.5247017
    >>5247006

    He was isolated after being suspected of being infected.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)14:14 No.5247018
    >>5246978
    is there any way we could make our infection more likely to cause belief? or, can we set our conversion profile to that of africa, just like we set our disease profile?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)14:16 No.5247035
    >>5247017
    ...Can we try ordering him to make them let him out?

    Is the vice-president taking his place in charge for the moment? Have we infected him?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)14:17 No.5247041
    We must get Selene and/or Brooke to saftey. I think we can send her along to the Prophet. Who knows, maybe they'll get along?
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)14:18 No.5247044
    >>5247018

    Yes, there is.

    >>5247035

    You could. Whether the way you go about it actually working is another thing.

    Yes. And no.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)14:19 No.5247052
    >>5247044
    Send Bee to sting vice-president.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)14:19 No.5247054
    >>5247041

    This. We have a counter-virus, that does something unknown but it's dangerous nonetheless, and a cure on the loose. It's better to cut our losses and start over.

    Good thing we didn't tell the Doctor about Selene before. We would have been screwed horribly.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)14:31 No.5247169
    >>5247052

    Do you know where the VC is?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)14:32 No.5247175
    >>5247054

    Second.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)14:33 No.5247185
    >>5247169
    I presume he'd be in the Oval office or somewhere in the White House.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)14:44 No.5247281
    >>5246978
    If you'd rather not play, don't force yourself on our account. But if it's helping you keep your mind of matters..
    RESEARCH: Viral Scrubber Moss to absorb airborne countervirus
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)14:44 No.5247286
    When we erased the doctor's memory, we only erased the knowledge of us. If he made the counter virus before that, some of the knowledge concerning how he went about making that should still be left.

    Although there will be holes in the knowledge, it shouldn't take long to fill them in and figure out just what the hell he made.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)14:47 No.5247312
    >AFRICAN MIGRATION STATUS: 100%
    >>5 AFRICANS have SUCCESSFULLY MIGRATED
    >CHOOSE 5 LOCATIONS

    Dehli
    Shanghai
    Istanbul
    São Paulo
    Mexico City
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)14:49 No.5247325
    >>5247281

    It's distracting me from the thoughts so that's why I'm doing it.

    But it'll be a tad slower than usual. I'm working on the next report now.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)14:50 No.5247339
    ABANDON HONEY PROJECT

    It's completely unneeded and has no relevance anymore.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)14:53 No.5247356
    >>5247339
    You shut your whore mouth. We control 3/4 of the world's farming thanks to the honey project. We can STARVE the nations of the world to death if need be. With only about 1/4 of their fighting forces, while our followed are well nourished? Easy victory.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)14:54 No.5247371
    >>5247312
    sounds like a good idea
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)14:56 No.5247391
    >>5247339
    SILENCE! It is imperative we control the bees!
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)15:07 No.5247500
    >COMMAND ENERGY FUNGUS: GROW WHERE INFECTED
    >>FUNGUS GROWTH STATUS: 20%

    >QUERY: STATUS: CORPORATE ENDEAVOR: HEAVEN ENTERPRISES CORPORATION
    >STATUS: CREATED
    >MERGE: CURRENTLY OWNED COMPANIES into HEAVEN ENTERPRISES
    >>FOCUS: BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH/DEVELOPMENT
    >COMPANY is under investigation.

    >RESEARCH EXTREME COLD/HEAT RESISTANCE
    >STRATOSPHERIC BIO-SPIRE
    >BALLISTIC SPORE
    >BALLISTIC SPORE WEAPON
    >BIOLOGICAL ARMOR
    >RAPID/COMPLEX MUTATION: BALLISTIC SPORE WEAPON
    >RAPID MUTATION: BALLISTIC SPORE
    >RAPID/COMPLEX MUTATION: BIOLOGICAL ARMOR
    >BASIC HAND to HAND COMBAT for INFECTED
    >BASIC SMALL ARMS TRAINING for INFECTED
    >BASIC URBAN WARFARE TACTICS for INFECTED
    >VIRAL SCRUBBER MOSS
    >>RESEARCH STATUS: 15%

    >AFRICAN POPULATION
    >GRANT BELIEVERS: TELEPATHY/PREVENT INTERNAL VIOLENCE
    >>HEAVEN BELIEF: 80%
    >>HEAVEN DISBELIEF: 20%

    >AFRICAN MIGRATION STATUS: 100%
    >>5 AFRICANS have SUCCESSFULLY MIGRATED
    >CHOOSE 5 LOCATIONS
    >Dehli
    >Shanghai
    >Istanbul
    >São Paulo
    >Mexico City

    >INVESTIGATION: AVATAR PROJECT FAILURE
    >>INVESTIGATION STATUS 80%

    >SEARCH: VICE PRESIDENT
    >SEARCH STATUS: 30%

    >DOCTOR MEMORY SCAN STATUS: 100%
    >>INSERT TOPIC to SEARCH: VIRUS
    >I found an odd virus; it seems to be aware of my presence; I tested it; it has super intelligence; I alerted the military and sent a sample; they are currently concocting a cure; I have made a counter-virus.

    QUERY: Status of Military Cleanup crew?
    >>STATUS of ARRIVAL in NEW YORK: 100%
    >MILITARY has arrived in NEW YORK.
    >MILITARY is administering vaccines.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)15:08 No.5247509
    >COMMUNICATION w/ SELENE & BROOKE
    >We have been found. If the situation becomes any worse, we may have to evacuate the both of you to safety.
    >>Alright. I trust you.
    >>>Well, if Selene's going, I have to go too.

    >MALE PROPHET COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 75%
    >BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 96%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 150%

    >LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT STATUS: DISPATCHED
    >FDA STATUS: ON ALERT
    >MILITARY STATUS: DISPATCHED

    >Insert Command_____

    >Electronic Virus: 0%
    >World Population: 48%
    >Honey Scheme: ?%
    >Land: 75%
    >Ocean(s): 70%
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)15:10 No.5247526
    INVESTIGATE VACCINE
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)15:15 No.5247567
    Hey guys, got a plan to deal with the military thing.

    ALTER batch of self, DEMONSTRATE as super-soldier serum, COMMAND SENTIENCE to remain completely dormant until we activate it.

    Then leak the knowledge, and samples of ourself, to every other military on the planet.

    Also, INFECT CDC, and if we're in Norway INFECT SEED VAULT ON SVALBARD. We want the samples from both places.

    And INFECT CAPE CANAVERAL AND BAIKONUR, so we can get ourselves into space. Also, INFECT INTERNET ROOT SERVERS.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)15:18 No.5247592
    So, uh, I'm new here.
    Which side are we on here? What's going on?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)15:20 No.5247612
    >>5247325
    ... Since you seem uncomfortable discussing this, I will wish you and her well...

    On the subject of the anti-virus/cure, we can search the doctor's memory for where it is sent, then track it. (I would not be surprised if he foolishly sent a sample of the virus [us] as well). From there, we can either capture a sample, or destroy the anti-virus/cure sample and production in one go via sabotage (any sort of lab are dangerously flammable), as we control the power-grid, and the internet through some extent.
    A refrigeration unit failing during the night, a heater overheating and cooking all the samples during the night, or hell, a gas/chemical explosion is all easily feasible, as they have little reason to think of us as more than a disease.
    So:
    >Command: Search doctor's memory for where he sent his sample, if he has any samples with him still, and if he does, where it would be. Then track the sample(s) until we have definite fix on their physical locations, then begin monitoring their surroundings for potential sabotage/capture.

    Also, remember, it is only a 'cure'; and it has not known whether it is at all effective. In fact:
    >Add command: Search doctor's memory on efficacy of the anti-virus. Restrict doctor's movements. Search memory for all information and additional experiments and samples pertaining to us.
    Also, not only have they have to manufacture the virus (flu vaccines are difficult and take long enough to manufacture, and they often have limited efficacy, if they work at all), they also have to distribute it. All in all, it will be magnitudes slower than our infection of the world. The threat this anti-virus poses right now is that it bars those who have been injected from infection.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)15:21 No.5247622
    >MILITARY is administering vaccines.
    Well shit... At least this makes capturing the sample that much easier. Here
    >Command: Limited Localized Mutation (I see this as less of a research as utilization of skills learned previously): Mutate a carrier bacterium that can survive the anti-virus, store it, and analyze it. Vaccines are rather finicky from what little I know; changing a few protein receptors on us will probably enough to render the vaccine ineffective.

    Command: Begin to arrange passage out of the country for Selene and Brooke. Set up alibis (being taken in by a distant relative in Europe/Africa, etc), and prepare multiple false identities (domestic and foreign, just in case). If we already have the capability to do so, edit the government data-base to back up our false identities.

    Should we increase the number of researchers? I think Africa is safe for us for now, might as well use it to our advantage. Comments?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)15:26 No.5247665
    >>5247592
    We;re a hivemind disease called Heaven bent on conquering the world. We've infected a lot but the military's finally caught on and shit has hit the fan. Might not be long until war.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)15:27 No.5247679
    pardon the interruption, but where's the archive of the previous posts?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)15:28 No.5247690
    Instead of researching ways to kill better, how's about we redirect our efforts into what we can call the SWORDS INTO PLOWSHARES project. This requires the following:

    RESEARCH: MOLECULAR ASSEMBLY, DISASSEMBLY, AND REASSEMBLY

    RESEARCH: ATOMIC ASSEMBLY, DISASSEMBLY, AND REASSEMBLY

    RESEARCH: RAPID USAGE OF ABOVE

    RESEARCH: AGGRESSION-DAMPENING/MUSCLE RELAXANT HORMONE COCKTAIL

    These items let us deal with violent threats by simply disassembling their weapons and then making them physically incapable of attacking us. If you want, throw in RESEARCH: PIEZOELECTRIC PROPERTIES there, so that any pressure exerted on us produces electricity we can then feed off of. PYROELECTRICITY would be nice too, but the idea of bullets reinforcing our defenses when they hit them is just awesome.

    Obviously, prioritize this stuff so it gets done fairly soon.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)15:29 No.5247692
    DAMN MILITARY! WE JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS!
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)15:29 No.5247694
    >>5247567
    >And INFECT CAPE CANAVERAL AND BAIKONUR, so we can get ourselves into space.
    Common mold spores are known to be able to drift right off into space, and they have been found to have made it into space and back unprotected. The way I see it, with how resilient we are, we simply need an infected bird to shit on a rocket/shuttle, and presto, we're in space. The thing is, what would we gain from getting into space? There's nothing to infect, and if it takes days for Saturn V rockets to get to the moon, how long will it take us to drift there? And don't get me started about Mars.
    Tl;dr: can we worry about space later?

    The 'super soldier serum' could backfire... Hard...
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)15:31 No.5247715
    >>5247592

    Cell quest. You started out as a cell that wanted to be cancer, but then the White Blood Cells came.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)15:31 No.5247717
    It's an antiviral that's being used against us, right?

    Well, super. Just mutate new infection forms into bacteria. Or prions. Or copies of innocuous parasites, like the ones that eat crud on our eyelashes.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)15:33 No.5247740
    super soldier serum shit is a terrible idea

    that's just going to wreck more shit and is opposed to our goals
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)15:34 No.5247752
    >>5247694
    LAND FUNGUS ON MOON


    BEGIN PHOTOSYNTHESIS


    ???


    GREETINGS HUMANS WE ARE THE MOON
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)15:34 No.5247753
    >>5247715
    The white blood cells be keeping the brothers down.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)15:34 No.5247757
    >>5247679
    Sup/tg/, Cell Quest.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)15:35 No.5247761
    >>5247694
    Idea behind super-soldier serum is that our sentience is dormant. Once the serum has been spread throughout the militaries of the world, we activate our sentience and force all of the soldiers to stand down.

    Preferably, we want this serum so cheap that your average Talibani jerkwad with a rusty AK47 could afford it. That way, everybody on the planet who does violent things for a living can get a hold of it. And once they do, we control them. And can shut down their will to ever do violence again.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)15:35 No.5247765
    >>5247690
    ... Are the first 2 even based on current science at all? Either way, I don't see that working unless we are physically on the object to be manipulated, and if we are already on the said object, there are far easier methods of neutralizing said object without resorting to messing around on an atomic scale...
    W/e, I'm off to bed (thanks OP, for allowing my researches to be added to the cue), I wish you and yours well. Good night
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)15:39 No.5247793
    >>5247665
    Oh, thanks. Well, here's a not so original suggestion.

    How about we give the virus and all virus bearers an ability to produce airborne anesthetics. They aren't strong enough to knock someone out, but they result in a general sleepiness and bodily weakness. The virus bears an immunity to the material, meaning that anyone that is near a virus bearer will not be able to function properly, and will result in a longer survival for the virus bearer, because no nearby assailants will be able to damage them.

    Also, why not give certain virus bearers superhuman abilities a la prototype? At the very least, an appearance changing ability. Make them kill military higher ups and then take their position.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)15:39 No.5247796
    >>5247761
    we don't know how the antiviral drug even works so we shouldn't do something that dangerous until we know how it functions

    plus antivirals as easily foiled anyway, it won't take us long
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)15:41 No.5247807
    Research: Organ creation in infected
    Let's try to see you do surgery on 50% of the world's population.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)15:43 No.5247825
    >>5247793
    Or better yet:
    A cloning ability. Kill a man and produce a viral clone of the person. That clone goes on to kill other people until eventually you've taken over the entire hierarchy of the world. You can use this ability to infiltrate almost any organization, provided you are capable of producing clones of a high enough quality, and infecting a single unit from said hierarchy.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)15:44 No.5247832
    >>5247761
    What I meant by that it could backfire is that... Well, we are basically giving away free samples of ourselves with the instructions to create super-soldiers attached as an additional gift.
    Basically, not only can they attempt to produce a cure for us, they can take apart the samples and be left with the serum for super-soldiers with no strings attached. Or, the worse case scenario; they create a rival virus with us as the sole target and start a clean program of super-soldiers immune to our influence...
    That is assuming of course, that they'd check the serum first before trying in on live subjects, and that they'd be smart enough to realize it resembles the virus that they are trying to stop...
    Anyways, bed. Gnite, for real this time
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)15:45 No.5247845
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    >>5247807
    and then this happens~
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)15:47 No.5247865
    >>5247825
    >>5247793
    We're going the 'good guy' route and strengthening the infected being with stronger immune systems, potential defenses against physical attacks and so on and getting them to band together to cease interciene violence.

    Only one person's been killed so far, and that wasn't even our direct choice.

    Infection is easier, though it provides less control.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)15:50 No.5247883
    >COMMAND ENERGY FUNGUS: GROW WHERE INFECTED
    >>FUNGUS GROWTH STATUS: 30%

    >QUERY: STATUS: CORPORATE ENDEAVOR: HEAVEN ENTERPRISES CORPORATION
    >STATUS: CREATED
    >MERGE: CURRENTLY OWNED COMPANIES into HEAVEN ENTERPRISES
    >>FOCUS: BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH/DEVELOPMENT
    >COMPANY is considered suspicious.

    >RESEARCH EXTREME COLD/HEAT RESISTANCE
    >STRATOSPHERIC BIO-SPIRE
    >BALLISTIC SPORE
    >BALLISTIC SPORE WEAPON
    >BIOLOGICAL ARMOR
    >RAPID/COMPLEX MUTATION: BALLISTIC SPORE WEAPON
    >RAPID MUTATION: BALLISTIC SPORE
    >RAPID/COMPLEX MUTATION: BIOLOGICAL ARMOR
    >BASIC HAND to HAND COMBAT for INFECTED
    >BASIC SMALL ARMS TRAINING for INFECTED
    >BASIC URBAN WARFARE TACTICS for INFECTED
    >VIRAL SCRUBBER MOSS

    >>RESEARCH STATUS: 15%

    >AFRICAN POPULATION
    >GRANT BELIEVERS: TELEPATHY/PREVENT INTERNAL VIOLENCE
    >>HEAVEN BELIEF: 80%
    >>HEAVEN DISBELIEF: 20%

    >INVESTIGATION: AVATAR PROJECT FAILURE
    >>INVESTIGATION STATUS 90%

    >INVESTIGATE: CURE
    >>INVESTIGATION STATUS: 40%

    >SEARCH: VICE PRESIDENT
    >SEARCH STATUS: 60%

    QUERY: Status of Military Cleanup crew?
    >>STATUS of ARRIVAL in NEW YORK: 100%
    >MILITARY has arrived in NEW YORK.
    >MILITARY is administering vaccines.

    >MALE PROPHET COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 75%
    >BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 96%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 150%

    >LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT STATUS: DISPATCHED
    >FDA STATUS: ON ALERT
    >MILITARY STATUS: DISPATCHED

    >Insert Command_____

    >Electronic Virus: 0%
    >World Population: 53%
    >Honey Scheme: ?%
    >Land: 75%
    >Ocean(s): 70%

    I didn't choose a lot of ideas this time around. Why? They were either redundant (things you could already do), impossible, or too many disagreements to set in stone.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)15:51 No.5247898
    >>5247865
    I see. Well then, I'd say the immediate option, in order to avoid any vaccines or anti viruses is to evolve. Maybe we can absorb some genetic material from a flu virus, so that we become a unique virus. The point is that we need to constantly mix up our genetic material so that even if they do catch on to us, there will be so many variants of the virus across the world that it'd be impossible to kill every single one.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)15:53 No.5247913
    >>5247883
    Ok, have we infiltrated the group investigating Heaven Corp? Because we really should do that.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)15:55 No.5247928
    >>5247913

    Good idea. Seconded. Get some BANTEES finding out where they live.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)15:55 No.5247932
    >>5247913

    Don't think you have.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)15:59 No.5247963
    >>5247913
    There exists a Heaven Corp group, but we own it.

    So no, we haven't infiltrated it.

    It's under investigation, though.

    Write: Strongly worded email to the government, protesting the vaccination. Sign off as "Heaven virus".
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)16:01 No.5247978
    >>5247932

    Jesus...

    Conquering the world is *complicated*.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)16:04 No.5248007
    Hmm, Vaccines are usually composed of dead or damaged cells of a virus. Any way we could make this all blow up in the military's faces by taking control of and rebooting the damaged cells they're putting into uninfected people? (Cause vaccines are for the uninfected to prevent infection) This would let us take control of any vaccinated military as well.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)16:06 No.5248022
    >>5248007
    I remember the vaccine beeing called an "anti-virus" or "counter-virus" by someone (probably that doctor).
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)16:11 No.5248055
    OP. I saw in the other thread you were doing another story starting tomorrow and alternating days between that and this.

    I just want to know a little bit about it.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)16:13 No.5248064
    >>5248022
    According to the update before last, he had an anti-virus, but the military was making their own cure. Hence this vaccine. If that's true, then the Doc wasn't able to spread his anti-virus before we froze his progress.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)16:14 No.5248069
    Here's a few more ideas I've thought of:
    Give the virus a highly volatile form, upon carrier death, the virus's material destroys itself, guaranteeing that upon death, no coroner will be able to research the virus.

    Give the virus regenerative qualities. Let the virus analyze the carrier's DNA, and have some of it transform into stem cells, which will then be manipulated into tissue by other viruses. Basically, in a serious injury, the body sends adrenaline and chemicals all across the body. The virus can react to a direct exposure to air (the sign of an injury) and these materials to begin the regeneration process. I know it's a longshot, but if the virus researches the human body enough, it might be able to give the carriers such an ability. Also, this might give the virus an anti aging property. Allow it to replace human cells with the virus created cells, and as a result make the human body last forever.

    A third option might be to give the virus a watchdog ability. Have it attach to red blood cells, so that it has reach to every single cell in the body, and locate mutated cells and destroy them. Make the virus a cure for cancer.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)16:15 No.5248083
    The doctor has a counter-virus and the military has a cure/vaccine.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)16:20 No.5248121
    >>5248069
    >Give the virus a highly volatile form, upon carrier death, the virus's material destroys itself

    Used to be defcon 5 before it was disabled.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)16:21 No.5248124
    >>5248083
    So what's the difference between the counter-virus and the "cure"?
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)16:23 No.5248137
    >>5248124

    The cure is a cure.

    The counter virus is... another virus designed to combat yours. A mutated version of yourself designed to kill you.

    It probably has your abilities as well. Or maybe not. Who knows?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)16:26 No.5248160
    >>5248137
    So the cure kills us... while the counter-virus merely combats us.

    Destroying the cure is the top priority, then.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)16:28 No.5248169
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    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)16:28 No.5248170
    >>5248137
    Mutate to resist cure
    Destroy Anti-Virus (We control the doc right?)
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)16:30 No.5248179
    >>5248170
    >we control the doc, right

    see >>5248169
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)16:31 No.5248190
    Research mass subversion: Counter-virus, vaccine
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)16:32 No.5248198
    >>5248179
    Keikaku?
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)16:39 No.5248239
    >COMMAND ENERGY FUNGUS: GROW WHERE INFECTED
    >>FUNGUS GROWTH STATUS: 50%

    >QUERY: STATUS: CORPORATE ENDEAVOR: HEAVEN ENTERPRISES CORPORATION
    >STATUS: CREATED
    >MERGE: CURRENTLY OWNED COMPANIES into HEAVEN ENTERPRISES
    >>FOCUS: BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH/DEVELOPMENT
    >COMPANY is considered suspicious.
    >SEARCH: INVESTIGATORS
    >>SEARCH STATUS: 50%

    >RESEARCH EXTREME COLD/HEAT RESISTANCE
    >STRATOSPHERIC BIO-SPIRE
    >BALLISTIC SPORE
    >BALLISTIC SPORE WEAPON
    >BIOLOGICAL ARMOR
    >RAPID/COMPLEX MUTATION: BALLISTIC SPORE WEAPON
    >RAPID MUTATION: BALLISTIC SPORE
    >RAPID/COMPLEX MUTATION: BIOLOGICAL ARMOR
    >BASIC HAND to HAND COMBAT for INFECTED
    >BASIC SMALL ARMS TRAINING for INFECTED
    >BASIC URBAN WARFARE TACTICS for INFECTED
    >VIRAL SCRUBBER MOSS

    >>RESEARCH STATUS: 30%

    >AFRICAN POPULATION
    >GRANT BELIEVERS: TELEPATHY/PREVENT INTERNAL VIOLENCE
    >>HEAVEN BELIEF: 83%
    >>HEAVEN DISBELIEF: 17%

    >INVESTIGATION: AVATAR PROJECT FAILURE
    >>INVESTIGATION STATUS 100%
    >>Not enough energy to self-sustain.

    >INVESTIGATE: CURE
    >>INVESTIGATION STATUS: 80%

    >SEARCH: VICE PRESIDENT
    >SEARCH STATUS: 90%

    >DESTROY: COUNTER-VIRUS
    >>Connection to Doctor has been severed.
    >>Status report of last moments: he seemed to be aware of your existence inside of him and, with the long time he was given to create a counterattack, managed to rid get rid of you.
    >>Current status of doctor: unknown.

    QUERY: Status of Military Cleanup crew?
    >>STATUS of ARRIVAL in NEW YORK: 100%
    >MILITARY has arrived in NEW YORK.
    >MILITARY is administering vaccines.
    >>VACCINE STATUS: VACCINE seems to be INEFFECTIVE.
    >>CURE STATUS: UNKNOWN
    >MALE PROPHET COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 75%
    >BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 99%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 150%

    >LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT STATUS: DISPATCHED
    >FDA STATUS: ON ALERT
    >MILITARY STATUS: DISPATCHED

    >Insert Command_____

    >Electronic Virus: 0%
    >World Population: 58%
    >Honey Scheme: ?%
    >Land: 80%
    >Ocean(s): 75%
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)16:42 No.5248271
    I mean, really, guys. You left the Doctor alone for a few days and, after you could scan his brain, no one did anything.

    And even after you scanned him, no one did anything. I could not, in good conscious, let him simply roll over and die when you had PLENTY of time to react/do something.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)16:43 No.5248283
    >>5248239
    Okay that's it. He's immune to us now. We've no choice but to kill him. But what to use to kill him... I suggest we send a bunch of guys, disguised as some representatives for a political party, to his location to talk to him. When alone, one covers his mouth and another chokes him to death. We should be able to overpower him, we know Kung Fu.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)16:48 No.5248318
    We need to know more about the protocols for how power is transferred when the leaders of the USA are incapacitated. I know after the VP comes the Speaker of the House, so infect her immediately, and also the next two in line.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)16:49 No.5248331
    Here's an idea:
    Why not interface with the human immune and nervous system in such a way that if the counter virus gets used, we cause the person to go on an intense fever, to the point of near death. That way you can deter all counter viruses by making mankind fear that it results in death.

    In short, a panic button that results in near death.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)16:54 No.5248362
    >>5248331
    Bury him in BEES.

    All with me say aye.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)16:54 No.5248366
    >>5248331
    Good idea, we could also take a page out of HIV's playbook and make the infection and the reservoir separate diseases, so that even if the primary infection is treated, the reservoir can make new viruses when the treatment ends.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)16:55 No.5248372
    >>5248271
    well we did kind of ask for ALL INFORMATION he had regarding us

    we didn't bother to do anything because you didn't tell us he had enough knowledge to make an anti-virus

    also if mankind can't make a cure for AIDS/HIV how the fuck did they manage to put together something to combat us in such a short time?

    TL;DR THIS IS YOUR FAULT LOLOLOLOL :D
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)16:58 No.5248394
    Here's an idea, let's use the prophet. We need him to gain such power and influence in such a powerful way that he will be able to manipulate people into doing what we wish. Let's coordinate the actions of heaven enterprises and the prophet so that the prophet will predict all of their actions. As a beginning of course.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)16:59 No.5248402
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    Yes, you did. THE FIRST TIME. And I gave you all the information he had at that time. Then you memory wiped him.

    What's stopping him from getting another sample, now that DefCon5 was disabled, and doing shit? Nothing. You didn't think ahead.

    Reread and you'll see it's your fault for not acting sooner. You probably should have just killed him - now he's going to be a massive thorn in your side.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)17:01 No.5248417
    What exactly is this?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)17:05 No.5248444
    >>5248402
    I'm the guy who said we should have killed him after our first encounter. Why did none of you fuckers listen to me, nooo we had to be a good little virus and let the good doctor get back at us.
    >>5248417
    See:
    >>5247665
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)17:11 No.5248486
    Seconding KILLBEE REQUEST
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)17:16 No.5248518
    FUCK.

    DEFCON 5. WHY ISN'T ANYONE PUTTING IT INTO EFFECT?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)17:31 No.5248619
    Too late now for defcon5!
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/24/09(Fri)17:31 No.5248625
    Fuck me, is this the one where we started off as a cell, took over a cat, then a teenager, then some pidgeons and wasps... and now the world?

    Thats STILL going? Shit.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)17:34 No.5248638
    >>5248625
    We've only got... like... half the world at the moment.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)17:34 No.5248639
    >>5248625

    And the universe too. Apparently.

    Don't look at me.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)17:35 No.5248646
    We need to get the infection airborne immediately. Is there any chance we can infect local plant life and piggyback on the spores they use for reproduction?
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)17:38 No.5248667
    >COMMAND ENERGY FUNGUS: GROW WHERE INFECTED
    >>FUNGUS GROWTH STATUS: 70%

    >QUERY: STATUS: CORPORATE ENDEAVOR: HEAVEN ENTERPRISES CORPORATION
    >STATUS: CREATED
    >MERGE: CURRENTLY OWNED COMPANIES into HEAVEN ENTERPRISES
    >>FOCUS: BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH/DEVELOPMENT
    >COMPANY is considered suspicious.
    >SEARCH: INVESTIGATORS
    >>SEARCH STATUS: 75%

    >RESEARCH EXTREME COLD/HEAT RESISTANCE
    >STRATOSPHERIC BIO-SPIRE
    >BALLISTIC SPORE
    >BALLISTIC SPORE WEAPON
    >BIOLOGICAL ARMOR
    >RAPID/COMPLEX MUTATION: BALLISTIC SPORE WEAPON
    >RAPID MUTATION: BALLISTIC SPORE
    >RAPID/COMPLEX MUTATION: BIOLOGICAL ARMOR
    >BASIC HAND to HAND COMBAT for INFECTED
    >BASIC SMALL ARMS TRAINING for INFECTED
    >BASIC URBAN WARFARE TACTICS for INFECTED
    >VIRAL SCRUBBER MOSS

    >>RESEARCH STATUS: 60%

    >AFRICAN POPULATION
    >GRANT BELIEVERS: TELEPATHY/PREVENT INTERNAL VIOLENCE
    >>HEAVEN BELIEF: 83%
    >>HEAVEN DISBELIEF: 17%

    >INVESTIGATE: CURE
    >>INVESTIGATION STATUS: 100%
    >>THREAT STATUS: LARGE

    >SEARCH: VICE PRESIDENT
    >SEARCH STATUS: 100%
    >INFECT: VICE PRESIDENT
    >Vice President cannot be infected.

    >>Current status of doctor: unknown.
    >SEARCH: DOCTOR
    >>SEARCH STATUS: 30%

    QUERY: Status of Military Cleanup crew?
    >>STATUS of ARRIVAL in NEW YORK: 100%
    >MILITARY has arrived in NEW YORK.
    >MILITARY is administering vaccines.
    >>VACCINE STATUS: VACCINE seems to be INEFFECTIVE.

    >>CURE STATUS: UNKNOWN
    >MALE PROPHET COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 75%
    >BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 99%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 150%

    >LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT STATUS: DISPATCHED
    >FDA STATUS: ON ALERT
    >MILITARY STATUS: DISPATCHED

    >Insert Command_____

    >Electronic Virus: 0%
    >World Population: 62%
    >Honey Scheme: ?%
    >Land: 80%
    >Ocean(s): 75%
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)17:39 No.5248679
    >>5248646

    Already done. In fact, it was one of the first things you all decided to do.

    Why do you think it's spreading so fast through the World's population?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)17:41 No.5248684
    >>5248667
    Find reason why vice-president can't be infected.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)17:42 No.5248692
    >>5248684

    I'll save you time.

    He's in a white room.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)17:45 No.5248703
    >>5248692
    Ah. Damn it.

    Try infecting the SENATE.
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/24/09(Fri)17:45 No.5248708
    >>5248639

    Okay, last time i checked, we were in a shy teenage girl, and a wasp nest.

    Quick rundown of whats happened since? Ie:

    Who are Brooke/Selene?
    Current Aims?
    Who are Heaven Enterprises?
    What do we do to humans?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)17:46 No.5248713
    rolled 94 = 94

    >>5248679
    Don't bother researching the Vice Prez, he's probably just in an air-tight bunker. Instead, we should make anybody who recieves the vaccine have terrible allergic reactions. If most people who get it are throwing up and having seizures, then the army might think twice about administering it.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)17:46 No.5248714
    >>5248692
    >LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT STATUS: DISPATCHED
    Contat Selene.

    "Selene, we have reason to believe the police are coming to take you away. We would suggest you move to a safer location. It may be dangerous at home or school."

    Tell Brooke as well.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)17:50 No.5248746
    RESEARCH: Rapid mutation, with the goal of rendering standard cures and vaccines ineffective
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)17:51 No.5248757
    >>5248708

    Who are Brooke/Selene?
    Selene's the teenaged girl we infected. Brooke is her best friend/lover.
    Current Aims?
    To infect earth before infecting the universe.
    Who are Heaven Enterprises?
    A company merged from all the CEOs we infected to be our tool in infecting the world.
    What do we do to humans?
    Give 'em powers. Kung fu, increased reactions and the like. Talk to them, whisper them in their dreams and tell them to spread us. We're Heaven, we try to make our followers live as happily as possible.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)17:52 No.5248761
    >>5248714

    Already been done.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)17:53 No.5248767
    >>5248746
    We've got RAPID MUTATION trait already.

    Frankly, we need a sample of the countervirus to analyse.

    Search if the countervirus has been released yet, and try to infect someone with the countervirus for information.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)17:53 No.5248772
    >>5248746

    You already know that.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)17:55 No.5248779
    >>5248767

    Only the Doctor has the counter virus.

    Vaccines have been largely ineffective due to your abilities.

    The cure is ambiguous.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)17:57 No.5248796
    >>5248779
    Could... we try and replace the cure with us? Do we have any high command infected?

    It'd be so perfect if we could replace the cure with us.

    Also send some guys to kill the DOCTOR already, before he dooms us all.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)17:57 No.5248801
    >>5248779
    Attack doctor with bees. Infect any computer equipment in his residence.
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/24/09(Fri)17:58 No.5248806
    >>5248757

    Sweet, so we basically give people better abilities in return for control of their brains?

    We sound like god.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)17:59 No.5248815
    >>5248796

    The cure is a cure; if it doesn't work, they're boned. If it does, there's nothing you can really do, infection wise, to those who have it.

    And that's already being done.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)18:00 No.5248825
    Could the doctor obtain a sample to make his countervirus BEFORE or AFTER we developed rapid mutation?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)18:02 No.5248832
    We need a counter-counter virus. Can we re-initiate DEFCON5 so the doctor can't get an updated sample and rejigger our internal chemistry or something? That'll fuck his plans up proper.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)18:02 No.5248834
    >>5248806
    We don't actually even properly control their brains yet.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)18:04 No.5248843
    >>5248806
    Well we're called Heaven so... yeah pretty much.

    Actually we're a lot like the Matrix. Come we'll make you live in paradise, but oh yeah we control you and you don't really have free will.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)18:05 No.5248850
    >>5248825

    Rapid Mutation was one of the first abilities you learned. Considering mutation is part of your DNA, anything you learn, it learns.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)18:07 No.5248865
    >>5248815
    Time to make an announcement.

    Via Heaven Corp:
    Global announcement:
    "People of Earth, Heaven Corporation has discovered the worldwide government has taken part in a conspiracy to enforce poverty, disease and sickness upon you. We have discovered they have created a particular strain of virus that can cure nearly all worldly illnesses, however they have been supressing it for a long time.

    A strain of this virus was accidentally released into the wild, and has infected large amounts of the population. However, your governments do NOT want to relinquish their power! They intend to 'inoculate' you against this cure of all ills, they intend to let you never have it! Look to Africa, we have found disease there has nearly been wiped out! BEWARE OF THE GOVERNMENT!"
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)18:08 No.5248871
    >>5248832

    You could. Whether or not it fucks up his plans is another thing.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)18:10 No.5248885
    >>5248865
    Fuuuu

    wait, well, they're onto Heaven Corp anyway. Ah hell, let's declare a civil war. Announcement time!
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)18:11 No.5248899
    >>5248871
    Do it. INITIATE DEFCON5 and RESEARCH ANTI-VIRAL WARFARE or something along that lines.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)18:13 No.5248912
    >>5248899
    Dead viruses leave behind cells sufficient to analyse counter methods. The only real way to prevent stoppage is to keep mutating.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)18:13 No.5248914
    RESEARCH: Universal Awareness, including the countervirus. If it's based on our DNA, it is part of us, only removed by one generation. We can reach it.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)18:17 No.5248939
    Infect: Everything around the military dispatches. i.e. vaccine centres crawling with us, every clean area with cells on etc.

    Sting a couple of the military with long-stinger bees.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)18:17 No.5248940
    >COMMAND ENERGY FUNGUS: GROW WHERE INFECTED
    >>FUNGUS GROWTH STATUS: 90%

    >QUERY: STATUS: CORPORATE ENDEAVOR: HEAVEN ENTERPRISES CORPORATION
    >STATUS: CREATED
    >MERGE: CURRENTLY OWNED COMPANIES into HEAVEN ENTERPRISES
    >>FOCUS: BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH/DEVELOPMENT
    >COMPANY is considered suspicious.
    >SEARCH: INVESTIGATORS
    >>SEARCH STATUS: 100%
    >>INVESTIGATORS FOUND

    >RESEARCH EXTREME COLD/HEAT RESISTANCE
    >STRATOSPHERIC BIO-SPIRE
    >GENERAL ANTI-VIRAL WARFARE
    >BALLISTIC SPORE
    >BALLISTIC SPORE WEAPON
    >BIOLOGICAL ARMOR
    >RAPID/COMPLEX MUTATION: BALLISTIC SPORE WEAPON
    >RAPID MUTATION: BALLISTIC SPORE
    >RAPID/COMPLEX MUTATION: BIOLOGICAL ARMOR
    >BASIC HAND to HAND COMBAT for INFECTED
    >BASIC SMALL ARMS TRAINING for INFECTED
    >BASIC URBAN WARFARE TACTICS for INFECTED
    >VIRAL SCRUBBER MOSS

    >>RESEARCH STATUS: 80%

    >AFRICAN POPULATION
    >GRANT BELIEVERS: TELEPATHY/PREVENT INTERNAL VIOLENCE
    >>HEAVEN BELIEF: 85%
    >>HEAVEN DISBELIEF: 15%

    >INVESTIGATE: CURE
    >>INVESTIGATION STATUS: 100%
    >>THREAT STATUS: LARGE

    >>Current status of doctor: unknown.
    >SEARCH: DOCTOR
    >>SEARCH STATUS: 60%

    >ENABLE DEFCON 5
    >>RE-ENABLE STATUS: 40%

    >HEAVEN CORP
    >Global announcement: People of Earth, Heaven Corporation has discovered the worldwide government has taken part in a conspiracy to enforce poverty, disease and sickness upon you. We have discovered they have created a particular strain of virus that can cure nearly all worldly illnesses, however they have been suppressing it for a long time. A strain of this virus was accidentally released into the wild, and has infected large amounts of the population. However, your governments do NOT want to relinquish their power! They intend to 'inoculate' you against this cure of all ills, they intend to let you never have it! Look to Africa, we have found disease there has nearly been wiped out! BEWARE OF THE GOVERNMENT!
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)18:18 No.5248943
    >>GOVERNMENTS STATUS: PANIC/PISSED
    >>GENERAL POPULATION STATUS: SOMEWHAT SKEPTICAL

    >QUERY: Status of Military Cleanup crew?
    >>STATUS of ARRIVAL in NEW YORK: 100%
    >MILITARY has arrived in NEW YORK.
    >MILITARY is administering vaccines.
    >>VACCINE STATUS: VACCINE seems to be INEFFECTIVE.

    >>CURE STATUS: UNKNOWN
    >MALE PROPHET COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 75%
    >BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 99%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 150%

    >LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT STATUS: DISPATCHED
    >FDA STATUS: ON ALERT
    >MILITARY STATUS: DISPATCHED

    >Insert Command_____

    >Electronic Virus: 0%
    >World Population: 67%
    >Honey Scheme: ?%
    >Land: 85%
    >Ocean(s): 85%
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)18:20 No.5248958
    ALL INFECTED DOCTORS SUPPORT HEAVEN CORP'S CLAIM.

    Also BROOKE seems to be stuck at 99%. Ask her if there's anything she wants.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)18:29 No.5248997
    >>5248958
    How many doctors do we have? I'm not sure it's such a good idea for them to broadcast their position. Ask Brooke what's up, though, that's safe enough.
    >>  !Namend1FwI 07/24/09(Fri)18:29 No.5248999
    Oh hey OP i know this has nothing to do with the thread at all (but I am enjoying them!) but can i get the name of the comic where you keep getting all the metal gear reaction images? I found one that was about MGS2 but there seems to be one about MGS3 aswell.
    Anyway.
    Keep up the good work!
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)18:30 No.5249004
    >>5248997
    Well 80 % of the most reputable ones.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)18:36 No.5249040
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    hiimdaisy.livejournal.com

    You'll have to do some searching.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)18:53 No.5249144
    Bumping.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)18:54 No.5249151
    >>5248958
    agree'd
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:04 No.5249203
    >>5248958
    Thirded
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:08 No.5249229
    What do our scouts (birds and the like) report about the militaries presence in New York regarding equipment, manpower, effectivness and (local / temporary) HQ?
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)19:13 No.5249262
    >COMMAND ENERGY FUNGUS: GROW WHERE INFECTED
    >>FUNGUS GROWTH STATUS: 100%
    >>ENERGY FUNGUS SUCCESSFULLY PLANTED

    >QUERY: STATUS: CORPORATE ENDEAVOR: HEAVEN ENTERPRISES CORPORATION
    >STATUS: CREATED
    >MERGE: CURRENTLY OWNED COMPANIES into HEAVEN ENTERPRISES
    >>FOCUS: BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH/DEVELOPMENT
    >COMPANY is considered suspicious.
    >SEARCH: INVESTIGATORS
    >>SEARCH STATUS: 100%
    >>INVESTIGATORS FOUND

    >RESEARCH EXTREME COLD/HEAT RESISTANCE
    >STRATOSPHERIC BIO-SPIRE
    >GENERAL ANTI-VIRAL WARFARE
    >BALLISTIC SPORE
    >BALLISTIC SPORE WEAPON
    >BIOLOGICAL ARMOR
    >RAPID/COMPLEX MUTATION: BALLISTIC SPORE WEAPON
    >RAPID MUTATION: BALLISTIC SPORE
    >RAPID/COMPLEX MUTATION: BIOLOGICAL ARMOR
    >BASIC HAND to HAND COMBAT for INFECTED
    >BASIC SMALL ARMS TRAINING for INFECTED
    >BASIC URBAN WARFARE TACTICS for INFECTED
    >VIRAL SCRUBBER MOSS
    >>RESEARCH STATUS: 100%
    >>KNOWLEDGE GAINED

    >AFRICAN POPULATION
    >GRANT BELIEVERS: TELEPATHY/PREVENT INTERNAL VIOLENCE
    >>HEAVEN BELIEF: 89%
    >>HEAVEN DISBELIEF: 11%

    >INVESTIGATE: CURE
    >>INVESTIGATION STATUS: 100%
    >>THREAT STATUS: LARGE

    >>Current status of doctor: unknown.
    >SEARCH: DOCTOR
    >>SEARCH STATUS: 90%

    >ENABLE DEFCON 5
    >>RE-ENABLE STATUS: 80%

    >HEAVEN CORP
    >>STATEMENT has been REINFORCED by DOCTORS.

    >>GOVERNMENTS STATUS: PISSED
    >>GENERAL POPULATION STATUS: SOMEWHAT BELIEVABLE

    >QUERY: Status of Military Cleanup crew?
    >>STATUS of ARRIVAL in NEW YORK: 100%
    >MILITARY has arrived in NEW YORK.
    >MILITARY is administering vaccines.
    >>VACCINE STATUS: VACCINE seems to be INEFFECTIVE.
    >>MILITARY'S ACTIONS are SUSPICIOUS

    >>CURE STATUS: UNKNOWN
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)19:14 No.5249265
    >COMMUNICATION w/ BROOKE
    >Is there something bothering you, Brooke?
    >>Eh... I was just thinking about your offer before - about that fusion thing. Is Selene like that?
    >She is.
    >>Oh, I see. Well then... SUIT. ME. UP.

    >MALE PROPHET COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 75%
    >BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 100%
    >>Brooke accepts the infection.
    >>Brooke has achieved Hybrid status.
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 150%

    >LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT STATUS: DISPATCHED
    >FDA STATUS: ON ALERT
    >MILITARY STATUS: DISPATCHED

    >Insert Command_____

    >Electronic Virus: 0%
    >World Population: 70%
    >Honey Scheme: ?%
    >Land: 90%
    >Ocean(s): 90%
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:15 No.5249269
    whats with the E-virus it does nothing ?

    also lets get our profit some directives like building
    grand cities/temples (start of bio tower?)
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:18 No.5249301
    >>MILITARY'S ACTIONS are SUSPICIOUS
    How so?
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)19:19 No.5249308
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    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:20 No.5249313
    INFECT INVESTIGATORS

    RESEARCH RESITANCES
    and
    FUSING / INFECTING
    (copying our genetic material into human cells, if you kill us you kill the host) with
    VITAL HUMAN CELLS (white blood cells, brain cells, heart and liver cells)
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:22 No.5249333
    Investigate counter-virus.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:24 No.5249341
    I believe that the virus should have been affected by SELENE enough to believe that the disposal of a life should be used only as a final measure, if at all.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:24 No.5249343
    >>5249301
    Probably because Heaven Corp as well as 70% of all doctors tell people that it's all a giant conspiracy. As there are already people thinking that there are mind controlling or mind altering substances in vaccines the sudden action of the goverment fit perfectly into those conspiracy theories.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)19:25 No.5249346
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    >RESEARCH RESISTANCES

    How do you resist something you have no sample of?

    >FUSING / INFECTING

    You can already do that. The thing is when you do that, the person has access to all of your abilities.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:25 No.5249348
    >>5249262
    Use DIRECTOR and ACTORS ties to also reinforce them but only if they are CREDITABLE.

    Don't want any slimeballs backing us up.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:26 No.5249355
    >>5249341
    What? WE are the virus, we are not roleplaying as the virus WE are the virus. The virus has no allignment that just changed to chaotic good just because we talk alot with SELENE.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:27 No.5249357
    let us research nanobots(robotic us some thing that can not be cured)
    >>THREAT STATUS: LARGE
    options?
    infect all nuclear weapons from NPG

    install
    >BASIC HAND to HAND COMBAT for INFECTED
    >BASIC SMALL ARMS TRAINING for INFECTED
    >BASIC URBAN WARFARE TACTICS for INFECTED
    >EXTREME COLD/HEAT RESISTANCE
    and ask
    >MALE PROPHET >BROOKE >SELENE about wanting >BALLISTIC SPORE WEAPON
    >BIOLOGICAL ARMOR
    to defend them selves?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:28 No.5249370
    Contact highest ranking Military through email.

    "Commander, consider what you are doing. You must have heard our earlier plea. Have you been let in on the truth of this matter? What do you think will happen to you once this we are silenced? If there was any threat from this virus, surely it would have manifested by now? We don't know what exactly the government has told you, but it's almost certainly all lies.
    Please. We beg of you. Don't go through with this."

    After an hour or so, send to the next lower rank and so on (with corrected rank)

    Hopefully this will spread dissent. Which is more likely, intelligent virus, or giant government conspiracy? They're both equally crazy.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:30 No.5249378
    >>5249357
    They're speakers, not crazed gunmen. Cancel the weapons.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:31 No.5249390
    >>5249346
    Good point.
    How is the infection in our 5 choosen location going? If those are already infected.
    LOCATE the one with the highest supply of energy (that we have access to, like a high voltage line) and create a TESTING ENVIROMENT there (I recall that we already did that once so it shouldn't be a problem).
    Once that is done relocate AVATAR there or restart the project there.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)19:31 No.5249392
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    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:34 No.5249401
    Shift focus from infecting the ocean into infecting global computer network. Still do the ocean, but at a low priority.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:35 No.5249402
    >>5249392

    What? I think its a good idea, seconded.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:35 No.5249405
    >>5249357
    TRAINING to INFECTED
    agree'd
    SELENE / BROOKE / MALE PROPHED SPOREs and ARMOR
    veto'd
    We could ask the prophed but no experiments (we haven't tested those) with SELENE AND BROOKE.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:37 No.5249414
    Since our Research queue is cleared, let's get some new stuff up.

    1. RESEARCH SUB-NEURAL INTENT TRANSLATION (I don't know if we even really need to research this, but to explain, our cells have telepathy with each other, and are inside people's brains. When one person speaks, have the virus in his head communicate his meaning to the cells in others head, which will then "translate" for their host.)
    2nd. Research HUMAN STRUCTURE MODIFICATION. (Ways to move around and "rebuild" their bodies. i.e. Add wings, grow scales, double up on hearts, etc.)
    3.Research AUTO-NEURAL RESPONSE. (Essentially, allow specific commands to bypass the the listener's will at all. When the command is given, their neurons automatically move the body.)

    Plan: When the time comes, we start pulling out the old-school religious shit. We make winged Avatars/Hybrids to serve as our Angels, whose commands people MUST obey, and we give all of humanity the ability to speak with one another.

    Continue all research necessary to beat the current problems.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:37 No.5249416
    >>5249392
    Search for nuclear weapon sites.

    infiltrate with BEEEES

    ???

    PROFIT
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:40 No.5249432
    WHO TURNED OFF MY DEFCON 5 DAMMIT?
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)19:42 No.5249438
    >AFRICAN POPULATION
    >GRANT BELIEVERS: TELEPATHY/PREVENT INTERNAL VIOLENCE
    >>HEAVEN BELIEF: 89%
    >>HEAVEN DISBELIEF: 11%

    >INVESTIGATE: CURE
    >>INVESTIGATION STATUS: 100%
    >>THREAT STATUS: LARGE

    >>Current status of doctor: unknown.
    >SEARCH: DOCTOR
    >>SEARCH STATUS: 100%
    >DOCTOR FOUND

    >ENABLE DEFCON 5
    >>RE-ENABLE STATUS: 100%
    >DEFCON 5 ENABLED
    >MASS DELETION IMMINENT

    >HEAVEN CORP
    >>STATEMENT has been REINFORCED by DOCTORS.
    >STATEMENT REINFORCED by CREDIBLE ACTORS and DIRECTORS

    >>GOVERNMENTS STATUS: RETALIATING
    >>GENERAL POPULATION STATUS: BELIEVE

    >QUERY: Status of Military Cleanup crew?
    >>STATUS of ARRIVAL in NEW YORK: 100%
    >MILITARY has arrived in NEW YORK.
    >MILITARY is administering vaccines.
    >>VACCINE STATUS: VACCINE seems to be INEFFECTIVE.
    >>MILITARY'S ACTIONS are SUSPICIOUS

    >>CURE STATUS: BEING DISTRIBUTED
    >CURE STATUS: 50%

    >TRAINING to INFECTED
    >>TRAINING STATUS: 20%
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:42 No.5249439
    >>5249432
    Looking at suptg, apparently someone misunderstood and thought DEFCON 5 killed the host instead of the virus.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:42 No.5249440
    >>5249414
    Makes sense, this seems to lay a subsential groundwork for other plans (as you pointed out) without giving away to much such as spore weapons and biological armor.

    We still have that remote RESEARCH LOCATION, so we could get some of our more loyal and disposable subjects there (of course not SELENE / BROOKE / PROPHET) and give them BIOLOGICAL ARMOR and BALLISTIC SPORE WEAPONS to try em out.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)19:42 No.5249445
    >EMAIL to HIGHEST RANKING OFFICER
    >>Commander, consider what you are doing. You must have heard our earlier plea. Have you been let in on the truth of this matter? What do you think will happen to you once this we are silenced? If there was any threat from this virus, surely it would have manifested by now? We don't know what exactly the government has told you, but it's almost certainly all lies.
    Please. We beg of you. Don't go through with this.
    >>NO RESPONSE

    >MALE PROPHET COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 75%
    >BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 100%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 150%

    >LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT STATUS: DISPATCHED
    >FDA STATUS: ON ALERT
    >MILITARY STATUS: DISPATCHED

    >Insert Command_____

    >Electronic Virus: 0%
    >World Population: 72%
    >Honey Scheme: ?%
    >Land: 90%
    >Ocean(s): 90%
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:43 No.5249450
    >>5249438
    DEACTIVATE DEFCON 5 RIGHT NOW

    WE HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED

    IF WE ACTIVATE DEFCON 5 WE ALL PERISH INSTANTLY
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)19:45 No.5249457
    >>5249414
    >RESEARCH SUB-NEURAL INTENT TRANSLATION

    You can already do that.

    >HUMAN STRUCTURE MODIFICATION

    It's called Mutation, which is your bread and butter.

    >AUTO-NEURAL RESPONSE

    You control their brain. You can do whatever the hell you want with their bodies.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:45 No.5249459
    SEND MEN TO DOCTOR.

    KILL HIM.

    KILL HIM AT ALL COSTS. DRIVE TRUCKS INTO HIS HOUSE, JUST KILL HIM AND KILL HIM NOW.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:45 No.5249461
    >>5249445
    Disrupt cure spread. Infect drivers transporting the cure, send them away from distribution sites. Have others destroy the cure when they're away from the sites.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:46 No.5249465
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    >MASS DELETION IMMINENT
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:47 No.5249471
    Maybe we should research the cure and, as a temporary countermeasure, kill all infected who receive the cure? They won't use it if it kills the subjects. At least it will buy us some time to research further countermeasures.

    No, better: Let the infected the cure is administered to APPEAR dead. A direct sample of the cure can be researched by infected doctors. For additional kick, let the seemingly dead reanimate as zombies. Maybe THAT will stop them: their cure producing zombies.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:50 No.5249486
    >FDA STATUS: ON ALERT

    Why is the FDA on alert when all they deal with is the safety and efficacy of drugs?

    The CDC is the group that investigates new diseases.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:51 No.5249496
    Whoever archived this thread should be shot for putting the title as "Hell Quest 13".
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)19:52 No.5249498
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    I'm going to be straightforward. That plan would not work. You don't know how, where, or when they're transporting and unleashing said cure - you don't even know what it is.

    It's not as easy as "find, destroy" especially when you have no information pertaining to it.

    I'm just saying.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:52 No.5249500
    >>5249457
    Cool, I figured all the stuff was covered, but I wanted to be sure.

    WE NEED TO MODIFY DEFCON 5
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:53 No.5249507
    >>5249486
    We put nicotine in the honey a while back. It's kinda silly now, we can ignore them pretty much unless they... uh, call the military and the local police?

    Repeat the message to the grunts, the local troops. Tell them they're being deceived.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:54 No.5249514
    >>5249498
    Well, nuts. Infect doctor's computer, get info on cure and how it's going to be spread.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)19:54 No.5249516
    >>5249486

    Were you here before? If not, it's because a product that you created was infected with the virus, and nicotine, and they found out.
    >> Team Landeep 07/24/09(Fri)19:55 No.5249521
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    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)19:56 No.5249522
    >>5249514

    Doctor has the counter-virus, not the cure.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)19:57 No.5249531
    >>5249471

    Question: if the cure cures them of you, how would you kill them?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:58 No.5249536
    >>5249522
    Gah! Ok, you can't research a cure overnight. There's going to be large numbers of biochemists/biologists and so on involved in such a military project. Using our infected doctors, work out where such a thing was researched (taking into account the good Doctor sent it to his friend and it likely spread from there).
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)19:58 No.5249537
    I suggest we start developing means to protect ourselves from the DOCTOR's counter-virus, and offensive means to destroy it. If the doctor has any influence over its mutation, he will surely give it properties that will be a threat. Furthermore, if his virus starts infecting others, it will become a significant threat extremely quickly.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)20:00 No.5249546
    >>5249531
    Assuming they're going for cures under controlled conditions (i.e. getting people to sit down and be injected with 'cure'), have some brain activity cease just as they're injected. It'll take a couple of seconds for that to occur, so *injection* (pause, one two), BAM patient falls over.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)20:00 No.5249548
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    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)20:01 No.5249550
    SUBCONSCIOUS MESSAGE TO ALL INFECTED HUMANS: Unrest, distrust of the government. Get stocked up, boys, the apocalypse will be soon.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)20:02 No.5249556
    >>5249548
    Stop that.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)20:03 No.5249563
    >>5249546
    And once word of that gets out, all infected are allowed to RUN LIKE FUCK from the 'cure' people.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)20:03 No.5249564
    >>5249546
    I second this. A cure is not very useful if it kills the patient.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)20:04 No.5249573
    >>5249550
    >apocalypse
    Uh. No don't call it that. Call it... The Rapture.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)20:07 No.5249584
    >>5249563
    Why would they do that? They should run like hell if, after realizing that the cure does nothing, they start genociding the infection. However, if we were to do something, such as negotiate with the millitary after they start realizing that the cure is ineffective, then we may be able tomake progress.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)20:08 No.5249590
    Turn off DEFCON 5 FAST! After it's turned off look into what would cause the mass termination then modify it as necessary.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)20:09 No.5249596
    >>5249584
    Think about it. Let's say you're in a queue for a 'cure' for this virus thing that someone said is actually a really powerful immune system booster or something. The military's got their guns and all, and are injecting people. The first person falls over dead. The military says "NEXT!"

    Would YOU get the jab, or run like fuck?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)20:10 No.5249601
    >>5249590
    Seconded.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)20:10 No.5249609
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    >AFRICAN POPULATION
    >GRANT BELIEVERS: TELEPATHY/PREVENT INTERNAL VIOLENCE
    >>HEAVEN BELIEF: 89%
    >>HEAVEN DISBELIEF: 11%

    >>Current status of doctor: unknown.
    >SEARCH: DOCTOR
    >>SEARCH STATUS: 100%
    >DOCTOR FOUND
    >>COMMAND: KILL DOCTOR
    >>Contact was lost with those who were commanded.

    >DISABLE DEFCON 5
    >>RE-ENABLE STATUS: 50%
    >DEFCON 5 CURRENTLY ENABLED
    >MASS DELETION IMMINENT

    >>GOVERNMENTS STATUS: RETALIATING
    >>GENERAL POPULATION STATUS: ACCEPTING

    >MILITARY is in NEW YORK.
    >>MILITARY'S ACTIONS are SUSPICIOUS

    >>CURE STATUS: BEING DISTRIBUTED
    >CURE STATUS: 100%
    >>CURE is CONFIRMED EFFECTIVE

    >TRAINING to INFECTED
    >>TRAINING STATUS: 40%

    >SUBCONSCIOUS MESSAGE TO ALL INFECTED HUMANS
    >>Distrust the government.

    >COMMAND: INFECTED DOCTORS
    >>LOCATE INFORMATION toward CURE
    >>STATUS: 20%

    >SELENE COMMUNICATION w/ INFECTION
    >>I feel... nervous, like a big change is going to happen...
    >Do not worry. We will protect you, and Brooke, with all of our power.

    >MALE PROPHET COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 75%
    >BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 100%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 160%

    >LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT STATUS: DISPATCHED
    >FDA STATUS: ON ALERT
    >MILITARY STATUS: DISPATCHED

    >THAT'S IT FOR TODAY.

    >Electronic Virus: 0%
    >World Population: 75%
    >Honey Scheme: ?%
    >Land: 94%
    >Ocean(s): 93%
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)20:11 No.5249612
    >>5249596
    I think the real question is whether the millitary would say "Next" after noticing that they weren't cured at all. Even though the military is strict, they aren't retarded. I would think that they would report that the cure is actually killing people, and ask if they should continue with the injections.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)20:12 No.5249619
    >>5249546
    THIS as >>5249596 expained it's perfectly reasonable to stop people from getting the infection with minimum deaths, attention to us and needed effort. However we should also remove all our traces from hosts we kill that way, otherwise they'll just analyse those that died from the cure and (try to) create a new one.
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    >MASS DELETION IMMINENT

    >THAT'S IT FOR TODAY.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAA!
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)20:16 No.5249644
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    Next Cell Quest is on Sunday.

    Tomorrow I begin a brand new thing. It's more of an on-going story than it is a quest, but it's still a CYOA type thing.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)20:17 No.5249648
    >>5249644
    It's going to be the story of the doctor, isn't it.

    And his plight to stop a virus that is taking over the world.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)20:21 No.5249662
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    >>5249648
    HIS QUEST TO BUILD ROBODOCTOR
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)20:22 No.5249670
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    >>5249648

    No, no. Nothing like like that.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)20:23 No.5249680
    >>5249670
    Damnit. Having two parallel games running where we're battling against ourselves, except one as a collective game, and one as a CYOA would've been pretty cool.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)20:25 No.5249690
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    >>5249680

    I was planning to do that, but I changed my mind. I have something else in store for you CQ players...
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)20:27 No.5249700
    >>5249690
    Oh god. We're the anti-virus, aren't we? The one the Doctor made.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)20:28 No.5249710
    >>3542194245
    what is this i dont even
    http://www.Anom - m + nTalk.com/
    > ym2 ffg ohiajh bfgty pndijcf hcdb f thfbgr hucgfhfjwh
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)20:28 No.5249711
    >>5249690
    Well, I'm sure whatever you're planning will be magnificent. You magnificent bastard.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)20:31 No.5249720
    >>5249690
    Hey anon, can I communicate with you? I want to make a CYOA thread and I want some tips, you seem like a real pro.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)20:35 No.5249735
    >>4381228
    ITS OVAR 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
    http://www.Anom - m + nTalk.com/
    > vrgr yka3i5dbry prc bfi 5shr ygad5jfwajgtuwfgbfdafs
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)20:40 No.5249759
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    >>5249720

    Watchya need?

    In case any of you were wondering what exactly I'm doing tomorrow, here's a little "description."

    High School Boy enters Tournament with Notebook.

    Interested? Check it out tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)20:45 No.5249784
    >>5249759
    How far ahead do you plan when you make your plotlines? Is it like, a full plot and adventure from start or is it just on the fly?
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)20:51 No.5249814
    >>5249784

    There are plot POINTS, but, since it's where you go in it is ultimately up to the player(s), I don't really plan that far ahead.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)21:00 No.5249868
    >>5249814
    Cool, thanks bro.
    Also, I hope that your fiancee gets better, whatever it maybe that is ailing her.
    Godspeed!
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)21:04 No.5249888
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    >>5249868

    Thank you.

    Some final notes: you have to be flexible. Even if the quest doesn't go where you like, or want, you have to remember that it's the PLAYER'S story and you're just writing it.

    See Cancer Cell objective of Cell Quest.

    Now there's universal domination in mind.

    That's the most important thing you need to be aware of when you get into this sort of thing.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)21:06 No.5249904
    >>319584
    they c me rollin, they hatin
    http://www.Anom - m + nTalk.com/
    > ig rdifkedthknvd yarny c ffffff 5fcawgdcfwsvf
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)21:11 No.5249931
    >>5249888
    >you have to remember that it's the PLAYER'S story
    I don't think it's a good idea to take that too far. As a storyteller, one has their own set of interests and knowledge, and you'll probably tell a story best if you stay in/near that area.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/24/09(Fri)21:13 No.5249943
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    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:05 No.5250243
    ok, what is this archived as?

    I'm looking but can't figure it out.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:11 No.5250290
    >>5250243

    Hell Quest 13. Someone misspelled it.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:22 No.5250364
    i mean the earlier parts of the thread. the first one i can find under cell quest is cell quest 4, and that's no good
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:27 No.5250408
    >>5250364

    All the threads are archived on Suptg. Look a little harder.



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