"Shizune says if you lose you have strip naked and she gets to fuck you with a strap on!"

>>5243158
Well fuck. Guardsmen, you must do your duty.

You must hold the line.

And would it be in bad taste to sing One from Metallica while in the presence of anyone from your class?

I would totally do it at some karaoke event or something.

>>5243167
"Shizune also says if you win she still gets to fuck in you in the ass with a strap on but she'll use lube!"

>>5243180
.... So it winds up with me still getting fucked in the ass.

Oh well, I do play Guard after all. It happens regularly. At least she'll be nicer about it.

KATAWA SHOUJO THREAD?

FUCK YEAH.

Also, agreed. Shizune is totally a ca/tg/irl.
>>5243179
I'd sing Ring of Fire for Hanako.

>>5243187
Ba-dum tish.

KS HIJACK LOL.

Also, is this still acceptable on /tg/? I've lost touch for a while. Last I heard, KS was okay here. If so, I will continue dumping.

>>5243200
I also made a comment earlier about how Rin would be a likewise ca/tg/irl due to painting. Ultimate footfetish for a fa/tg/uy.

Personally, I'd cut off my own arm and give it to her.

Just so we could hold hands when we walked :D

If she could speak, she'd say that if you don't join the student council then she will rape you.

And then she'll make you join the student council. Then rape you again. Everyone wins.

>>5243215
;_;

>>5243215
D'AWWW LEVELS CRITICAL.

Rin is awesome, but I'd much prefer to have a tabletop game with Shizune and Misha. Shicchan would min/max an awesome character, and Micchan would create some bitching ass backstory fluff. It would be fucking awesome.

Though watching Rin roll dice with her tounge or feet would be awesome.

Awesome. An /a/nime-styled /jp/anese dating sim /v/ideo game. What could be more like a traditional game than that?

In b4 "BAAAW those boards don't want this shit so we're dumping it here because fuck you guys, tripfags rule this board"

>>5243236
It's also a text based adventure game, loosely. Plus, they play Risk. Also, shut up.

NOW IT'S /TG/ RELATED. BOLTER BITCH HANAKO.

WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING!?

>>5243246
>It's also a text based adventure game, loosely.
Straight up dishonesty.

>Plus, they play Risk.
...Twilight has vampires, let's talk about that next I guess.

>>5243140
Was there a theory that Shizune is really the daughter of Creed?

>>5243235

Rin would probably spit the dice across the table like watermelon seeds.

>>5243257
Yeah. I was going nowhere with that.

I'm still dumping, though. Even though KS isn't very /tg/ related, we can still be civil about this, can't we? This is at least better than the millions of Flare/Cynder threads we get on an hourly basis.

Have some lesbians.

>>5243268
Dunno. I lost the initial Risk game because when I wanted to attack, I meant pincer tactic aggressive defense. Not "Maybe I should spread out my units and try to take as much area as possible!"

DERP.

>>5243277
>his is at least better than the millions of Flare/Cynder threads we get on an hourly basis.
He's either a troll or an idiot and can't help himself.
You, on the other hand
>Even though KS isn't /tg/ related
clearly know better and choose to dump it here anyway.
I think we've gone past civil.

Can't we ever be civil?

>>5243280
Almost like a tactical genius cause you to make a stupid move.

>>5243280
In my opinion, Shizune had the best ending. Though if I was playing Risk IRL, I'd do my Australia trolling tactic, where I take Australia and build up my forces there, while simultaneously cockblocking above table negotiations.

"If you leave me alone here, I'll leave you alone there."
"No he won't, he's waiting for you to attack the European front so your forces are thin enough to conquer with ease. Don't trust those Red savages."
"SHUT THE HELL UP I'M ATTACKING YOU NOW"
"Is this really a nation you want to ally yourself with?"

Fun times.

>>5243246
That image is incredibly wonderful.

>>5243303
I was misled by the feigned brilliance of the PC.

>>5243277

epic makeouts.

>>5243215
Also,

Have some ROBOT RIN SCIENCE ARM.

So you can hold her robot hand while shooting lasers.

>>5243304

Everyone tries for Australia

>>5243328
Counts as Colonel Straken

>>5243311
And I found it here. Also, Hanako as a Rogue.

I was trying to get all the girls as a 4e adventurig party, someone drawfag only got to Hanako.

>>5243331
Yeah, everyone tries for Australia. I've come to think that South America is a better move for this reason- it's only slightly less defensible, and your expansion options are far better. You have either North America, which is extremely valuable and relatively defensible, or Africa, which is such a bitch to hold that you're almost guaranteed weakened defenders. All Australia gets you is the ability to turtle and poke at Asia- practically worthless.

Shizune is bitch teir

The burn victim is my choice

>>5243331
Everyone.

Also, to the sagefag: I missed out on /a/'s Storyteller thread, and I though I'd share my collection of KS stuff. And since there's already a discussion here, I'm rolling with it, fully aware that it isn't exactly /tg/ related. Sue me. You can always get the Firefox addition and just hide the thread, or even ignore it.

>>5243353
Turtling and poking are both brilliant abilites when you're tearing up the field not with forces and bullets, but with mangled words and horrible diplomacy.

"Anciently, the skilled warrior first put himself beyond defeat, then awaited the enemies' moment of vulnerability." I paraphrased, but that's some Sun Tzu shit right there.

>>5243372

>>5243376
;_;

WE SHALL GROW HER NEW ONES.

>>5243397
My strategy has always been to throw so much at the enemy that they can't possibly hope to defend. To quote Xyklon "In any battle, there's always a level of force against which no tactics can succeed."

EMI UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER

>>5243421
SHE IS PERFECT THE WAY SHE IS!

>>5243423
And that is why I play IMPERIAL GUARD.

And use Chenkov...

With conscripts.

>>5243353
Besides the bragging rights to owning all the kangaroos and the fact that you are pretty much invulnerable in Australia, yeah it's pretty useless...

>>5243423
Yes, but then you risk over-extending yourself and leaving your flanks unprotected

I largely disliked Shizune's route up until the conclusion of the first act, which was a thing of fucking beauty.

Though I gotta say, I like that the game essentially gives you multiple chances to be a huge tsundere while on her route. Seriously, some of the choices you can make to push her away (freaking out when she barges into your room) made me feel like I was the 'love interest' and she was the PC who had made a bad decision. Good times.

>>5243435
I agree. Just, for her to want to hug but not be able to - You just want to help her. They could be jointed sticks, but damn it, they'd let her hug and that's all that would matter.

>>5243433
Oh, I'm sorry, did you hit your head and hurt it? I didn't notice, since I was too busy HAVING A FUCKING HEART ATTACK

>>5243353
SA is a good "sleeper" spot because of the factors you mentioned- people often ignore Africa, which means you can slip a comparatively small number of mans down there and take pretty much the whole continent over. With good positioning, you can hold Africa down to only three "defense" spots, which is pretty much on par with the other continents, and SA + AF gets you as much as NA or EU.

>>5243447

>>5243469
D-D'awwww...

>>5243443
Oh I never said I use all of my forces just more then the enemy can hope to handle.

>>5243469
The strength of her legs could kill a man

>>5243421

We are /tg/. We don't stop at SCIENCE. We do MAD SCIENCE.

Therefore, her new arms shall be better, stronger, faster. Superstrong cyborg implants with laser beams and shock blades embedded seem a good starting point, to me, yes...

>>5243477
I've got a million of 'em.

>>5243497
I was think the same thing only with flamethrowers. And a special paintbrush.

>>5243496
AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE TURNED ON.

Also, doing my very best not to dump all my porn and such. We're having such a good time discussing Risk tactics and adorable cripple girls.

Porn comes later.

>>5243506
Swiss army knife-style paintbrush. At will, what ever she needs, will flip out of her finger.

Also: What would Shizune play if she did 40k? My money would probably be tau or eldar.

I-I'd very much enjoy a footjob from...Emi. Not the stubs, but her prosthetic legs.

They're so stylish, I can't help myself around them.

>>5243521
Sisters of Battle. And Misha would play either Guard or SPESS MAHRINES.

>>5243521
She'd play whatever requires a good use of planning and tactics so I would assume Eldar.

>>5243522
Her normal legs, yes, not her running legs.

People actually forget that she HAS normal legs. Even the devteam. She wears those springs almost all the fucking time.

>>5243538
Well, Guard take tactical genius to win within 2 rounds.

Or just a 6 on your Deathstrike rolls.

>>5243540
to be fair, she runs almost all the fucking time too

>>5243518
Anon made porn of this already?

Oh, does pinky have some disability? I didn't see one mentioned on the site.

>>5243497
There was a Yamaku Man thread on /a/ where I came up with the crackpot theory that Rin is actually a powerful Psyker, beyond Alpha level. Maybe Rin is the incarnation of the Emprah?

>>5243532
You nuts? Tell me, who are the loudest motherfuckers in the 40k universe? Go on, everyone knows.

>>5243522
First time that I have gone " LOL WUT?" for a very long time. Thank you anonymous

>>5243557
Devs haven't announced Misha's disability, to my knowledge. They have announced that there will not be a Misha path, which kind of saddens me. She reminds me a lot of myself.

Also, have some Misha.

>>5243540
I'm talking about her running legs ;_;

>>5243550
Sorry, to clarify:

She's always wearing her running legs, so the devteam apparently forgot about her other legs.

I didn't mean to imply the other way round.

>>5243557
Anon, nothing, the MAIN SITE has a shitload of porn on it.

It IS an H-game, after all. The final version will have a toggle function for the porn, though. I plan on making my first playthrough with the porn off.

>>5243560
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHAHA~

>>5243597
I don't think they forgot. It's just not really convenient for her to stop and put on the normal legs if she's going to be running around the school all day. I'm sure she pops the springs off and rocks the normals when she's chillin' in her room at the end of the day.

>>5243598
I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO USE THIS THANK YOU

>>5243328
>Have some ROBOT RIN SCIENCE ARM.

Does this make Rin Primarch of the Iron Hands?

>>5243600
>It IS an H-game, after all. The final version will have a toggle function for the porn, though. I plan on making my first playthrough with the porn off.
I must admit, after playing through the demo and recalling some truly abysmal sex scenes in visual novels I've played, I'm quite tempted to do the same.

Probably won't, though. My completionist tendencies extend even to that.

>>5243625
Isn't there an actual Rin Recycle Bin icon that they made which you can use to replace the default Windows one? I seem to recall seeing a thread about that on their forums...

>>5243634
the "porn toggle" will basically just do a fade-to-black instead of showing cripple tittys.

>>5243641
Yes.

And as for the H-scenes, I'll play with them on. From what I've seen, the writers are skilled enough to avoid "UNGH MOLLUSKS I'M CUMMING"

Kenji.

the best charater.

MANLY PICNIC.

>>5243600
I must be seeing a completely different site then, as I fail at finding the porn.

>>5243641

>>5243651
>From what I've seen, the writers are skilled enough to avoid "UNGH MOLLUSKS I'M CUMMING"
A drunken child should be skilled enough to avoid that, and yet we have Nasu.

>>5243634
KS is actually my first H-novel/dating sim, beyond Harvest Moon, which I consider a dating sim.

I think it's because I fell for each of the girls in their own way, and because [spoiler] I love this game mostly because it reminds me of my own shit in high school, minus the special school for disabled girls. But the whole awkwardness, the OH GOD TWO GIRLS I LIKE ONE IS AWESOME AND HAS A FUCK YEAH ATTITUDE ON LIFE BUT THE OTHER IS A QUIET AND RESERVED SWEET AS APPLE PIE AND I LIKE THEM BOTH BUT THEY HATE EACH OTHER OH SHIT type of social encounters.

Seriously, I sat there for about ten minutes before continuing.

>>5243660
http://shimmie.katawa-shoujo.com/

>>5243660
Not the main site itself, it's got a shimmie attached for images.
http://katawashoujo.blogspot.com/
as well as a variety of other useful links

>>5243651
Come again?

>>5243660
It's there, in the forums somewhere. There's a 'fanart' section with porn and non-porn thrown in there.

>>5243670
Harvest Moon is NOT a dating sim. But I do get all the bitches.

>>5243666
Here it is, I think.
http://ks.renai.us/viewtopic.php?f=51&t=1655&p=16675#p16675

>>5243641
I
DEMAND
ICONS.

>>5243670
Harvest Moon isn't a dating sim ;_;

Don't tell me these things. I thought playing Katawa Shoujo was breaking a part of me I never wanted to break.

Her eyes, that’s where hope lies.
That’s where blue skies
Meet the sunrise.
Her eyes, that’s where I go
When I go home.

Part of me thinks the song suits Lilly fine, part of me knows I'm going to hell for making the joke.

>>5243681
>fanmade comic demonstrates the skills of the writers

>>5243469

>>5243695
and now...a cruel laugh.

BWAHAHAHA.

ah yes, that felt good.

>>5243682
I thought she had shriveled useless arms not no arms at all.

>>5243721

D'AWWW!! Also HNNNNGH

>>5243695
Maybe Harvest Moon isn't a dating sim per se, but the feelings elicited from it remind me of them. Choosing between AWESOME TOTALLY HOT AND TOUGH MINER CHICK and SUPER FUCKING SWEET FARM GIRL has the same stuff as that >>5243670 moment.


I admit. I teared up a little around the Shizune end. Shit hit kind of close to home.

Maybe the reason why I'm not turning the H-scenes on is because Katawa Shoujo is...my first. GODDAMMIT I THOUGHT I WAS DONE WITH THIS AWKWARD SHIT IN HIGH SCHOOL. I MEAN, I HAVE FAPPED TO SLIME GIRLS. WHY CAN'T I BRING MYSELF TO FAP TO ARMLESS-TAN?

At least at first.

God, I'm hopeless.

>>5243735
OH GOD.
I FEEL SO TERRIBLE FOR LOL'ING SO DAMN HARD.

>>5243729
she was born with shriveled arms, but they amputated them to stumps

I never meant to be so bad to you
One thing I said that I would never do
One look from you and I would fall from grace
And that would wipe this smile right from my face

Do you remember when we used to dance
And incidence arose from circumstance
One thing lead to another we were young
And we would scream together songs unsung

It was the heat of the moment
Telling me what your heart meant
Heat of the moment shone in your eyes

BAD-UM TISH

>>5243747
No, there's a medical thing for what she has, it's a long word I can't remember but it starts with a 't'.

>>5243761
yes, she was a thalidomide baby. I am fairly certain that the T-Rex arms were still amputated though

Also, looking for the name of Rin's disability, found the TV Tropes for KS. At the bottom, it links Harvest Moon as a dating sim.

Go me.

>>5243787
That image is so abusable.

>>5243761
Its not a medical condition, its a chemical - thalidomide. It is a cause of malformed arms, but not the only one. Thalidomide caused arm malformation is pretty much non-existent nowadays.

>>5243776
THAT was it. And the devs haven't gone into her stuff as of yet. Guess we'll have to wait for the full version.

MY HEARRRRRRRRRRRT BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNS.

No offense, Hanako.

>>5243762

holy fuck, that's so damn adorable my eyes hurt to see it.

LOCK S-FOILS IN ATTACK POSITION

>>5243794
NO FUCK YOU YOU'RE WRONG

What's that Shizune? I only know a little sign from what you've been teaching me...slow down...'I want....jump....face?' What? *I can't understand what you want.*

Oh. Yes ma'am.

>>5243692
Thank you kind sir. My dorfs shall sing your praises in their miasma filled halls.

>>5243740
>Maybe the reason why I'm not turning the H-scenes on is because Katawa Shoujo is...my first.
You might consider playing through a few non-H VNs. Things like Planetarian or Narcissu- both were quite good.

Then hit something with H-scenes difficult to impossible to fap to- Saya no Uta if you're not horribly twisted, Tsukihime or F/SN if bad writing makes you laugh or turns you off, I'm sure there are others.

After that, nothing can faze you because even bad sex scenes are a step up. And I'm sure the KS writers will do theirs well.

>>5243833
SIX OR SEVEN ELIGIBLE GIRLS WHO YOU HAVE TO JUMP THROUGH HOOPS TO EVENTUALLY MARRY AND FUCK WHILE YOU GO ABOUT YOUR OTHER BUSINESS?

THAT'S A DATING SIMULATOR. WITH CROPS. THAT I CAN'T STOP FUCKING PLAYING.

WAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAAHA~

>>5243805
>>5243787

>>5243805
What was it originally, anyways?

>>5243848
I've heard F/SN is very BAWWWWWWWWW worthy. I might check that out. There was one about robots or some shit that I might want to look at.

I know the devs will make the H-scenes FANTASTIC. Especially if it's something like this.

DEM EYES. Seriously, I could stare at them for hours.

>>5243853
Why do you do this ;_;

>>5243598
>>5243625
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

>>5243810

Thalidomide was originally used for a variety of purposes in the late '50s; a main one being a cure for morning sickness. At the time, the placenta was thought to be an impenetrable barrier protecting the baby from anything the mother took. In the US, thalidomide was never approved by the FDA, since it was decided more testing was needed, so there weren't many cases there. Recently, thalidomide has been shown to helpful with a number of other diseases, but it is now illegal for pregnant women to take it.

Most thalidomide babies died at birth, since most of the defects caused inhibited the growth of major organs. Some babies were born with abdomens seemingly scooped out. It was called one of the worst medical disasters of all time.

Ooh ooh! found it! Phocomelia is what Rin's condition is called.

>>5243864
I believe the 'slut' one is the original. The only other one I've seen is "You are eating Hisao."

Misha is fucking crazy.

>>5243839

Every time the concept of Shizune in an H-scene come up, I can't help but picture her writhing voicelessly under her lover in obvious silent ecstacy... while Misha's sitting in a chair nearby, casually leafing through some random manga, and occasionally gasping or moaning or crying out on Shizune's behalf but otherwise completely detatched from the sex acts right in front of her.

And I laugh every fucking time I picture it.

>>5243887
Looks to me like some criminal scum.

>>5243866
Well, she does seem to be enjoying it. PENIS HUGS

>>5243879
I didn't say that Harvest Moon was a bad game. It's fantastic. When I say that it's a dating sim, I mean it as a compliment.

>>5243891
There was one involving Misha putting semen in her food.

>>5243893
This reminds me of the time when I served as sound effects for two friends cybering on IRC.

Good times.

>>5243866
>I've heard F/SN is very BAWWWWWWWWW worthy. I might check that out.
Fate/stay night is... well. It's very long, firstly, and at least in my opinion you're best served to play the routes each continuously, so it eats a free weekend or something to get into. Aside from that, it definitely had its moments, but the sex scenes were none of them. Well, scratch that. The sex scenes were many of the humorous moments, but none of the emotional ones.


If you want BAWWWWWWWWW, go with Planetarian or Narcissu. The first has been known to reduce grown men to tears in approximately four hours, and the second was just sad (and also short). Additionally, Narcissu is on the list of inspirations for Katawa Shoujo, and one can pretty much see why and how.

>There was one about robots or some shit that I might want to look at.
This can describe a surprising fraction of what comes out of Japan.

>>5243893
Deaf people can actually be shockingly loud during sex- cries tend to be involuntary, and they've developed no volume control since they can't hear themselves. Actually, I seem to recall an article...

...found it. http://www.4hearingloss.com/archives/2005/12/copulating_deaf.html

>>5243893
I always pictured that you would date Shizune for months, idly trading kisses and such on dates, staying up late and talking until the sun comes up (you would obviously have learned sign language by then), and then on a Saturday, you would be in your room, just the two of you. Without signing, she gives you that look. You know what look I'm talking about. You know it's time. Your penis cries out in victory, and the two of you begin to shuffle on top of one another, set up in that awkward position, her shirt unbuttioned and exposed, and right as you are about to begin,

"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~ AM I INTERRUPTING?"
"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, MISHA NOT FUCKING NOW! BUSY! KNOCK!"
"Oh, sorry Hicchan, Shicchan! I'll leave you two lovebirds alone! Play safe, you two! WAHAHAHAHA~"
As she leaves, the door to your room is wide open, leaving the two of you to hurriedly clothe yourselves. You sit, talking idly with Shizune, casually mentioning that another time would be best. While you silently swear an oath to KILL MISHA.

But she doesn't care. Her job is done. Now she's off to the library to terrorize Hanako for about an hour, or maybe go and get some lunch.

She's going to play it by ear.

I read that as "The problem must be in your paints!"

THIN YOUR PAINTS
advicerin
GET THE GIRL

>>5243953
>Note: This is not necessarily news but a humor article related to deafness.

Nice article.

>>5243966
Oh god cant unread!

>>5243898

>>5243893

>>And I laugh every fucking time I picture it.

And I laugh every time I read that!

Massive curls? Red hair? Fiery attitude? I think I found the one I--
>>5243703
...
:3

>>5243923
I think the robot one was Planetarian. I'll give it and F/SN a shot. I am a bit of a baby when it comes to BAWWW worthy moments. I cried during Samurai 7. Though I'm told I'm not the only one.

>>5244005
Some more d'aww Lilly for you, then.

She was the first path I finished.

>>5244006
Play YMK. You won't be able to read with all the tears.

>>5243996
I hated Oblivion but I laughed.

>>5243964

This ought to be included in the dictionary as a definition of a troll.

>>5244061
Along with epic ROCK BLOCKED

>>5244028
I've actually started playing it again. The urge struck me, so I installed it, Shivering Isles, all the DLC (pirated, of course), and my favorite mods.

I made a few characters before finally settling on an orcish stealth specialist who also carries a big fucking axe for when stealth fails. WIth OOO installed it's a lot more like Daggerfall in the moment-to-moment gameplay, in that if you go down the wrong hole you will die a horrible horrible death instead of being faced with critters that are tuned to your level.

Shit's fun.

I just lol'd a little.

Harry Potter is forgetful.

>>5244020
I see this school has tailors to properly fit a girl's bust.

>>5243866
Footjob or foot HUGS?

Rank in degrees of want:

Rin, Shizune, Hanako, Lilly

And I haven't met anyone else yet to fully 'get' their character.

>>5244118

>>5243966

>>5243866
>I've heard F/SN is very BAWWWWWWWWW worthy. I might check that out. There was one about robots or some shit that I might want to look at.

I personally found Tsukihime a bit more BAAAWWWWW worthy. Mostly because of Akiha route. That was just a giant FUCK YOU PLAYER.

>>5243140
goddamn cripples

>>5243209
The One far-left is Abaddons daughter?

>>5244176
A public service announcement, courtesy of /tg/ and Games Workshop.

>>5244205
"Rin-chan, Rin-chan! I made this model just for you."

>>5244205
see>>5244205

I just met Rin.

Apparently, I'm collectable.

FUCK YEAR. I'M A MINIATURE NOW.

brb re-writan Colonel Negi's ruleset

"Or do you like watching girls sleep?"


Rin confirmed for awesome tier.

>>5244279
indeed sir indeed

>>5244244
A mirror?
>>5244279
Yes, yes she is.

Also: devs should make 100% open conversations. Yes should be useable in that previous convo.
"Or do you like watching girls sleep?"
"Yes."
"Oh. Alright then. Enjoy." *stretches and takes a snooze on a desk*

>>5244279
Ironically there IS a problem in your pants.

Heart medication tends to do that.

I wonder if I would qualify for this school. I can't sleep without pills half the time and I think I'm bipolar D:

If I do...
Fuck. Yes.

>>5244298
>Also: devs should make 100% open conversations. Yes should be useable in that previous convo.
you're either insane, or saying you are willing to do 10000+ of script for them.

>>5244328
Thinking you're bipolar isn't a disorder. Go back to hanging out with the Asperger's crowd, we don't give a fuck.

>>5244339
Meh. I'm probably just overreacting to massive moodswings.
>>5244333
Wasnt really meaning that literally, just meant ya know, for situations where it would prove massive hilarity.

thread needs a little bit more lesbianism.

First and only H-game or VN I've played. I was curious as to the plot, and fapping material was a nice bonus.

Goddamnit, /tg/, why was I so sad at the end? Why can't a madman and his shoggoth live happily ever after?

>>5244405

Normally I'm not averse to Sapphic art - I don't want someone's rotten-cucumber schlong getting in the way of all the pretty girls I'm ogling - but I simply CANNOT approve of KS lesbianism.

It would mean that they could never be with me. ;_;

so anyone know when abouts this'll be finished?

>>5244463
Anime lesbians love schlong.
>>5244405
She is signing, "Eat me."

>>5244463
You know, before i came here i lurked on the relic forums, and i gotta say, hearing you express your liking for a visual novel is a very weird thing.

Search of [url=http://basturalion.ru/]free strip poker[/url] here...and play

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>>5244499

I'm a man of many talents. :p

That last post of mine was more tongue-in-cheek than anything else, but Relicnews tends to be a relatively sombre place. I enjoy that, but not only that and nothing else - /tg/'s a place where I can relax and let my hair down, so to speak.

>>5244571
Oh don't worry, i don't mind it. Hell, /tg/ is one of the better boards on 4chan for general discussion.

And i'm back from my meeting. Which was incidentaly held within my car. I hate conference calls when my boss doesn't show up. I cram 10 people into my 5 seat car to get out of the rain, and none of them shut up.

>>5244479
>Anime lesbians love schlong.

Those are called bisexuals, anon. And yes, they're hot.

>>5244772
You don't understand porn, do you? Bisexuals are dudes who take it from dudes and chicks. Lesbians are sexy girls who eat another chick out until you stumble on them and then make some feeble protests (or not) before you bang them.

>>5244612

/tg/ is also a good place for Dark Heresy. I just can't get the TT crowd over at Relicnews interested in it, despite my best efforts.

Moving back to Katawa Shoujo: this is a bit random, I know, but if pigs sprout wings, Satan has to turn up the thermostat, and a KS anime series ever actually comes to be, it occurs to me that this would make a decent intro theme:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtJsuASX2Wc

the rock basis gives it an uplifting character, and very title of "Makes No Difference" is suitable for a theme of finding love and acceptance despite the disabilities which remove you from common society. It's also clearly referencing relationships, and the idea of past mistakes not closing down the world, but still leaving a grand land to explore is well-pitched towards teenagers and again the notion that a disability need not be an encumberance, with the right attitude.

Conveniently, the first two verses fit into a 1:30 standard OP time, as well, so you'd be able to convey much of that meaning as well.

>>5244929
I've always wondered if KS would ever hit anime. VNs are pretty popular candidates for anime conversion, and even though KS is WHITE DEVIL FILTH it's based on an idea from a Japanese guy and from what I've seen they seem to have taken something of a liking to it, even if a Japanese release is still a ways off.

Goddamn KS devs viral marketing their cripple moeshit everywhere

oh god, Kenji is hillarious. Feminist infiltration! SAICHO SPAH SAPPIN MAH ROOMATE'S MAHND!

>>5244547
Oh wow, this is a new one.

>>5244969
Wasn't this whole thing started by posts on 4chan?

>>5244969
How's vacation? Excited to go back to school in September?

~190 posts before claims of viral marketing. Nicely done, Colonel.

Guys your going down a pretty fucking darker that the useral path here stop while you still can

>>5244929

>KS anime

>chance in hell of that happening


Mwaha. Mwahaha. Mwahahahaha.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... heh.

Dude, I want some of the crack you're smoking.

i remember when the japs first started hearing about this. they were like SUBS FUCKING WHERE?

delicious irony

>>5244996
yep, some anons latched onto the idea and formed "four leaf studio" to make this. So, if you want to be negative about it, it's a particularly polished forced meme that many, many man-hours have gone into.

>>5245002
Huhwah?

Sorry I was gone. I should probably let people know. But then again, I'm going on almost 54 straight hours of activity, so woo hoo. Streamin KS or Melty Blood, viewers choice.

>>5245005
What, this is somehow worse than /d/ because it's related to real life, rather than six-dicked cow-girls with quadruple Z tits?

>>5245158
www.livestream.com/colonelnegi

As stated: will stream KS if desired. until then, loli vampire fitan game

Can someone please explain to me what the hell this thread is about?

No, really, I'm fuckin' clueless here.

>>5245344
http://katawa-shoujo.com/
The best H-game of them all.

>>5245359

Once it is released....

>>5245187
gg bro.

>>5245493
likewise - god damn broom :V

So Act 1 only covers up to just before starting to run with Emi?
Damn. I was hoping there'd be at least more chances to die ironically.

>this thread
WA HA FUCKING HA

>>5245570

What is Misha's disability, incidentally? There doesn't seem to be anything immediately wrong with her and I haven't got far enough into the demo to discover yet. I've heard that she has some sort of mental disorder (aside from her hyperactive laughing) - is that true?

>>5246770
Brain cancer. Her pink hair is a wig.

>>5243794
It's called "amelia".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amelia_%28birth_defect%29

>>5243964
"JAM IT IN MISHA'S ASS! Wait, I'M MISHA!?"

>>5246770

I don't think they ever specifically stated it.

Well, I'm finally going to play this now. And then I'm going to get past Day 2's morning on Fate/Stay Night.

>>5246919

>>5246770
As said before, nobody has confirmed Misha's disability yet, but there is speculation around why she 'gets dizzy on stairs'. Maybe she's legally deaf in the way that Kenji is legally blind? It could attribute to her volume, since she can't hear herself scream.

That, or she's just a loud person.

>>5248107
i know that disability. shes a kind of hemophiliac. her bloodcells have a reaction with CO2 and become unable to carry it, thus causing some sort of saturation that ends upwindingthe person. she cantmake any kind of exercise or she faints. theres a disability thats also horrible, where your blood cant coagulate. im pretty sure she doesnt have it since it doesnt wind the person, but i forgot what happens to them in taht period of the month...

god bless and curse crazy biology teachers obcessed with vampires.

>>5245547

Actually, the "act 1" demo is a "compressed" version of what they plan for the full game - or didn't you think it odd how quickly you could win over the girls in what was supposedly only the first part of the game?

The real game will have a different act 1.

>>5248351
Hemophilia is where you blood doesn't clot and is primarily European in it's bloodlines, you must be thinking of some other disease. Isn't sickle cell as she isn't black.

>>5248361
>or didn't you think it odd how quickly you could win over the girls in what was supposedly only the first part of the game?

You never planed a datingsim have you? Also compared to other datingsims this is no where winning them over, by this point in most of them you'd be using the girl as a cum dumpster where only a few scenes before you just met her.

>>5245015

>>Dude, I want some of the crack you're smoking.

Eh, it's only a castle in the air. I'll put "bankrolling the Katawa Shoujo anime" in my list of things to spend a future lottery win on. :p