Use white crayon.

Weep knowing your inability to ration your paints is now your downfall.

Lowes opens at six AM.

just sayin.

no one will respect me now

Thin what paints you have left.

Alternativly, paint a different color.

Alternativly, buy more fucking pain.

>>5242447
>>buy more fucking pain.
dude, do you think op needs more pain right now?

There seriously isn't a Wal-Mart open or something you can run to?

white out

>>5242433
Yeah, pretty much.

>>5242447
OP is already crying

>>5242457

Pain is good. You can never give someone too much pain.

>>5242419

Mercy is for the weak.

You are now a sentient tree. What do you do?

Flow release and white-out.

No, really.

>>5242475
produce white sap

>>5242483

I produce whiteish sap. Want some?

OP should have thinned his paints -> more white.

I lol'd.
I feel for you OP, I just got my Land Speeder Storm in the mail today and I'm dying to paint it, but I'm out of Black Primer.

Not really too related to painting, but quick question here /tg/.

How do you guys fix top heavy models that wont stand? My Khorne Bloodletter keeps falling over because of the flag he's carrying, and I'm at wits end. What do you do?

>>5242493
sure, I'll suck it out of your sap hose

>>5242499
Affix stones or coins - nickels or pennies, usually - to the underside of the base.

>>5242475
In a desperate bid to paint your figures even in this horrifying changed form, you produce white sap.

Having no where to store it, it pools uselessly around your roots.

Now what?

>>5242499
5c coins

>>5242499
Glue a nickle or small sized coin into the base of the stand. If that doesn't work, use a heavier substance that's equally small. My dad owns a fabrication shop, so I bought some steel rod from him that's an inch in diameter. I cut it into hundreds of thin discs that fit perefctly beneath the standard bases.

>>5242405
if you're in the west coast of the US, some Wall-Marts are open for another 14 minutes.

>>5242517
can I maipulate objects with any of my apendages?

>>5242525

Unless it's Vegas.

Walmarts NEVER close.

>>5242524
>>5242523
>>5242515

Coins work ridiculously well. Especially on plastic obviously, but still well on big ol' metal ones. One of my friend glued a nickel to the bottom of a plastic 'cron (no reason really) and you can fucking throw that thing up in the air and it will land flat.

>>5242533

Through sheer force of will and rapid growing process you have formed two fully usable branch like appendages.

You know have 3/5 grow points left at your current level.

>>5242571
can i move around?

>>5242571
Shit, meant to spell "now".

>>5242586
Congratulations, you are now a walking monstrosity akin to a treant. The white sap was reabsorbed somehow during the process and you now have some BITCHIN' flame designs on your roots/legs.

For some unknown reason you know this is both COOL and TOTALLY WICKED SWEET. Sadly, you must choose when to walk or plant yourself.

You now have gained:
-MOVEMENT & ARTICULATION

You still have 1/5 grow points left.

>>5242664
I want to grow hard prickly sour fruits which to defend myself with!

I showed up at the gaming store at 1 and hung out til 9 today. I had my space marines and some eldar with me, and about 50 different paint cans plus spray primers and what not. I did no painting, just bullshitted with the guys for a while.

>>5242664

HI BIRD :D

>>5242681
Through your SHEER AGGRESSION and HATRED of the world that betrayed your painting ventures, you have grown spiky sour fruits that may or may not be toxic.

You have the feel that you can produce as many of them as you want but ONLY IF YOU ARE ROOTED.

In your mobile form you can make up to five before you cannot resist the urge to plant yourself and regain nutrients.

For a second your rage is lifted when you think you have spotted a bird. Assuming it was just a trick your deranged mind created, you continue to stand menacingly.

>>5242664
I now paint my 5 minis using my white sap, a leaf and my branch/arms

>>5242734
You have the FEELING

Fuck I keep typo'ing.

>>5242734

little do you know, you're actually a chestnut tree

Someone archive this shit. Best derail ever.

>>5242736
It appears your branch arms are not quite long enough to reach and your grow points are used up. The sorrow is lessened ever so slightly by the discovery of a bird in your leaves.

You Have Gained:
-(1) Bird Ally

You Still Have:
-(5) Vile Fruits

>>5242748
You also take time to appreciate the plain truth that you are in fact NOT a chest nut tree. You somehow have also gained knowledge that all chestnut trees are assholes.

>>5242775
Hardly. See: Butter Golem.

>>5242775
For some reason you feel extremely pleased with yourself. As if some outside source has increased your happiness through the sudden realization of AWESOME.

You Gained:
-(1) Pride Point

You Still Have:
-(1) Bird Ally
-(5) Vile Fruit(s)

>>5242817

wellp

take a walk with bird ally

and KEEP BEIN AWESOME

>>5242827
You decide to journey forth in your basic and rather blank landscape, leaving a trail off odd-sized craters for each step. Obviously your root/feet want to plant themselves back where they belong but you're too AWESOME to give in to a slight thirst.

Manning up, you even stroll by a bewildered lumberjack. Wait. A lumberjack?! What do you do?

You Have:
-(1) Bird Ally
-(1) Pride Point
-(5) Vile Fruits

>>5242789
>You somehow have also gained knowledge that all chestnut trees are assholes.

Find some Chestnut trees and show them who's boss.

what's the tournament OP?

>>5242896
Deciding you've had enough of any Chestnut tree and/or it's shit, you take matters into your own hands...

Luckily a chest nut tree just happened to be nearby and human curiosity once again showed it's dangers. Lifting the poor lumberjack into the air, you perform a violent and utterly ironic act by smashing the flailing man as hard as you can into a chestnut tree.

You Gained:
-(1) Dickery Point

Fusion And Distribution Of Points:
(1) Pride Point + (1) Dickery Point

You skill up (2) time(s) in the detrimental Arch.

Choose two skills from list.
Venus Fly Trap_
Root Cannibalize_
Thorn bark_
Poisonous Focuse (Vile Fruit)_
The Birds_

You still have:
(1)Bird Ally
(5)Vile Fruit(s)

Use dickery point.

Grow huge dick.

>Venus Fly Trap_
>Root Cannibalize_

I vote these two

>>5242998
Incorrect command. You may either not be a high enough level to open this ability in your grow list or you are spending points in the wrong area. Please try again.

>Root Cannibalize
>Thorn Bark

My votes here.

>>5243003
Evolving each ability, you have quickly done away with the messy corpse of the now very dead lumberjack and kept chest nut trees in line with one fell swoop.

Venus Fly Trap_You now have the ability to slowly digest the unfortunate victim trapped within your grasp while DRAINING THEIR HEALTH TO RESTORE YOUR OWN.

Cannibalize Roots_ You now have the ability to do away with unsightly corpses and gain import GENETIC MATERIAL FROM THEM.

Congratulations!

Cannibalize Roots & Venus Fly Trap Combined!

You now have the ability to make grapple attacks at your enemies and if successful, start to devour them immediately. You lose neither of the helpful properties from the earlier skill choices.

Congratulations!

Even your bird seems to benefit from these boons as long as you are it's nesting home.

Congratulations!

You are Alignment: AWESOME EVIL!

>>5243090
Gain important genetic etc, etc... Fuck. I'm going to sleep so I don't keep embarrassing myself. I might continue this tomorrow all things considered.

>>5242499

Use washers. Probably work out cheaper than coins.

>>5243106
>I might continue this tomorrow
That'd be nice...