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  • File : 1248413467.gif-(104 KB, 700x526, 1230014293023.gif)
    104 KB no paint Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)01:31 No.5242405  
    I have run out of white paint, I have 5 models left to paint and the tournament is in 12 hours.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 07/24/09(Fri)01:32 No.5242413
    Use white crayon.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)01:33 No.5242419
    Weep knowing your inability to ration your paints is now your downfall.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)01:35 No.5242430
    Lowes opens at six AM.

    just sayin.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)01:35 No.5242433
    no one will respect me now
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)01:37 No.5242447
    Thin what paints you have left.

    Alternativly, paint a different color.

    Alternativly, buy more fucking pain.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)01:38 No.5242457
    >>5242447
    >>buy more fucking pain.
    dude, do you think op needs more pain right now?
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/24/09(Fri)01:38 No.5242460
    There seriously isn't a Wal-Mart open or something you can run to?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)01:38 No.5242464
    white out
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)01:39 No.5242466
    >>5242433
    Yeah, pretty much.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)01:39 No.5242468
    >>5242447
    OP is already crying
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 07/24/09(Fri)01:39 No.5242470
    >>5242457

    Pain is good. You can never give someone too much pain.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)01:40 No.5242472
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    >>5242419

    Mercy is for the weak.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)01:40 No.5242475
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    You are now a sentient tree. What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)01:41 No.5242480
    Flow release and white-out.

    No, really.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)01:41 No.5242483
    >>5242475
    produce white sap
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)01:42 No.5242493
    >>5242483

    I produce whiteish sap. Want some?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)01:43 No.5242498
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    OP should have thinned his paints -> more white.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)01:43 No.5242499
    I lol'd.
    I feel for you OP, I just got my Land Speeder Storm in the mail today and I'm dying to paint it, but I'm out of Black Primer.

    Not really too related to painting, but quick question here /tg/.

    How do you guys fix top heavy models that wont stand? My Khorne Bloodletter keeps falling over because of the flag he's carrying, and I'm at wits end. What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)01:44 No.5242507
    >>5242493
    sure, I'll suck it out of your sap hose
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)01:45 No.5242515
    >>5242499
    Affix stones or coins - nickels or pennies, usually - to the underside of the base.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)01:46 No.5242517
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    >>5242475
    In a desperate bid to paint your figures even in this horrifying changed form, you produce white sap.

    Having no where to store it, it pools uselessly around your roots.

    Now what?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)01:46 No.5242523
    >>5242499
    5c coins
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)01:46 No.5242524
    >>5242499
    Glue a nickle or small sized coin into the base of the stand. If that doesn't work, use a heavier substance that's equally small. My dad owns a fabrication shop, so I bought some steel rod from him that's an inch in diameter. I cut it into hundreds of thin discs that fit perefctly beneath the standard bases.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)01:47 No.5242525
    >>5242405
    if you're in the west coast of the US, some Wall-Marts are open for another 14 minutes.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)01:48 No.5242533
    >>5242517
    can I maipulate objects with any of my apendages?
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/24/09(Fri)01:48 No.5242539
    >>5242525

    Unless it's Vegas.

    Walmarts NEVER close.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)01:49 No.5242543
    >>5242524
    >>5242523
    >>5242515

    Coins work ridiculously well. Especially on plastic obviously, but still well on big ol' metal ones. One of my friend glued a nickel to the bottom of a plastic 'cron (no reason really) and you can fucking throw that thing up in the air and it will land flat.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)01:52 No.5242571
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    >>5242533

    Through sheer force of will and rapid growing process you have formed two fully usable branch like appendages.

    You know have 3/5 grow points left at your current level.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)01:55 No.5242586
    >>5242571
    can i move around?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)01:55 No.5242589
    >>5242571
    Shit, meant to spell "now".
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)02:03 No.5242664
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    >>5242586
    Congratulations, you are now a walking monstrosity akin to a treant. The white sap was reabsorbed somehow during the process and you now have some BITCHIN' flame designs on your roots/legs.

    For some unknown reason you know this is both COOL and TOTALLY WICKED SWEET. Sadly, you must choose when to walk or plant yourself.

    You now have gained:
    -MOVEMENT & ARTICULATION

    You still have 1/5 grow points left.
    >> Melo 07/24/09(Fri)02:05 No.5242681
    >>5242664
    I want to grow hard prickly sour fruits which to defend myself with!
    >> Eidolon !!x4UZsNRzxWG 07/24/09(Fri)02:05 No.5242686
    I showed up at the gaming store at 1 and hung out til 9 today. I had my space marines and some eldar with me, and about 50 different paint cans plus spray primers and what not. I did no painting, just bullshitted with the guys for a while.
    >> Captain Failmore is Covered in Bees 07/24/09(Fri)02:07 No.5242699
    >>5242664

    HI BIRD :D
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)02:12 No.5242734
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    >>5242681
    Through your SHEER AGGRESSION and HATRED of the world that betrayed your painting ventures, you have grown spiky sour fruits that may or may not be toxic.

    You have the feel that you can produce as many of them as you want but ONLY IF YOU ARE ROOTED.

    In your mobile form you can make up to five before you cannot resist the urge to plant yourself and regain nutrients.

    For a second your rage is lifted when you think you have spotted a bird. Assuming it was just a trick your deranged mind created, you continue to stand menacingly.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)02:12 No.5242736
    >>5242664
    I now paint my 5 minis using my white sap, a leaf and my branch/arms
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)02:14 No.5242745
    >>5242734
    You have the FEELING

    Fuck I keep typo'ing.
    >> Captain Failmore is Covered in Bees 07/24/09(Fri)02:14 No.5242748
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    >>5242734

    little do you know, you're actually a chestnut tree
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)02:19 No.5242775
    Someone archive this shit. Best derail ever.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)02:21 No.5242789
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    >>5242736
    It appears your branch arms are not quite long enough to reach and your grow points are used up. The sorrow is lessened ever so slightly by the discovery of a bird in your leaves.

    You Have Gained:
    -(1) Bird Ally

    You Still Have:
    -(5) Vile Fruits

    >>5242748
    You also take time to appreciate the plain truth that you are in fact NOT a chest nut tree. You somehow have also gained knowledge that all chestnut trees are assholes.
    >> BowlerHatMan !!hZDPsoEDBxR 07/24/09(Fri)02:23 No.5242806
    >>5242775
    Hardly. See: Butter Golem.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)02:25 No.5242817
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    >>5242775
    For some reason you feel extremely pleased with yourself. As if some outside source has increased your happiness through the sudden realization of AWESOME.

    You Gained:
    -(1) Pride Point

    You Still Have:
    -(1) Bird Ally
    -(5) Vile Fruit(s)
    >> Captain Failmore is Covered in Bees 07/24/09(Fri)02:27 No.5242827
    >>5242817

    wellp

    take a walk with bird ally

    and KEEP BEIN AWESOME
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)02:38 No.5242886
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    >>5242827
    You decide to journey forth in your basic and rather blank landscape, leaving a trail off odd-sized craters for each step. Obviously your root/feet want to plant themselves back where they belong but you're too AWESOME to give in to a slight thirst.

    Manning up, you even stroll by a bewildered lumberjack. Wait. A lumberjack?! What do you do?

    You Have:
    -(1) Bird Ally
    -(1) Pride Point
    -(5) Vile Fruits
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)02:40 No.5242896
    >>5242789
    >You somehow have also gained knowledge that all chestnut trees are assholes.

    Find some Chestnut trees and show them who's boss.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)02:40 No.5242898
    what's the tournament OP?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)02:55 No.5242974
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    >>5242896
    Deciding you've had enough of any Chestnut tree and/or it's shit, you take matters into your own hands...

    Luckily a chest nut tree just happened to be nearby and human curiosity once again showed it's dangers. Lifting the poor lumberjack into the air, you perform a violent and utterly ironic act by smashing the flailing man as hard as you can into a chestnut tree.

    You Gained:
    -(1) Dickery Point

    Fusion And Distribution Of Points:
    (1) Pride Point + (1) Dickery Point

    You skill up (2) time(s) in the detrimental Arch.

    Choose two skills from list.
    Venus Fly Trap_
    Root Cannibalize_
    Thorn bark_
    Poisonous Focuse (Vile Fruit)_
    The Birds_

    You still have:
    (1)Bird Ally
    (5)Vile Fruit(s)
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)02:58 No.5242998
    Use dickery point.

    Grow huge dick.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)02:59 No.5243003
    >Venus Fly Trap_
    >Root Cannibalize_

    I vote these two
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)03:00 No.5243009
    >>5242998
    Incorrect command. You may either not be a high enough level to open this ability in your grow list or you are spending points in the wrong area. Please try again.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)03:03 No.5243030
    >Root Cannibalize
    >Thorn Bark

    My votes here.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)03:15 No.5243090
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    >>5243003
    Evolving each ability, you have quickly done away with the messy corpse of the now very dead lumberjack and kept chest nut trees in line with one fell swoop.

    Venus Fly Trap_You now have the ability to slowly digest the unfortunate victim trapped within your grasp while DRAINING THEIR HEALTH TO RESTORE YOUR OWN.

    Cannibalize Roots_ You now have the ability to do away with unsightly corpses and gain import GENETIC MATERIAL FROM THEM.

    Congratulations!

    Cannibalize Roots & Venus Fly Trap Combined!

    You now have the ability to make grapple attacks at your enemies and if successful, start to devour them immediately. You lose neither of the helpful properties from the earlier skill choices.

    Congratulations!

    Even your bird seems to benefit from these boons as long as you are it's nesting home.

    Congratulations!

    You are Alignment: AWESOME EVIL!
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)03:17 No.5243106
    >>5243090
    Gain important genetic etc, etc... Fuck. I'm going to sleep so I don't keep embarrassing myself. I might continue this tomorrow all things considered.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)03:22 No.5243136
    >>5242499

    Use washers. Probably work out cheaper than coins.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)03:38 No.5243205
    >>5243106
    >I might continue this tomorrow
    That'd be nice...



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