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    21 KB !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)15:34 No.5227957  
    Since the cell quest is on hold I'll give it a go to some interlude.

    >You are a fish in a group of 10 in the Siluric period.
    >You start with two upgrades. Choose:

    >Enhace brain
    >Enhace swiming
    >Develop teeth
    >Develop bone armor (placodermia)
    >Enhace gills
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)15:36 No.5227981
    Develop BONE ARMOR.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)15:36 No.5227988
    Brain and bone armor
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)15:37 No.5227994
    Enhance BRAIN.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)15:38 No.5228007
    BONE ARMOR and BRAIN.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)15:39 No.5228013
    armor and brain
    >> Parasitologist !!oq/8r1624u0 07/22/09(Wed)15:39 No.5228015
    GILLS. FUCK YES, GILLS
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)15:40 No.5228018
    Enhance brain and bone armor. Especially brain.
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)15:43 No.5228053
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    >Now you can CHARM or INTIMIDATE beings of your species
    >Now you have SEVERE HEADBUTT
    You are pretty badass now. No more points for now.

    What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)15:44 No.5228065
    >>5228053

    Take on the demeanor of an early bond villian and begin coercing your fellow fish to follow you.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)15:45 No.5228067
    INTIMIDATE the NEARBY FISH.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)15:45 No.5228071
    PSA:
    Remember to delete obsolete posts.
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)15:49 No.5228107
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    >>5228065
    >>5228067
    2 females and 1 male are afraid of you.
    The alpha male finds you treathening
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)15:50 No.5228110
    Headbutt a weaker fish until it dies or becomes unconscious, then eat it.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)15:51 No.5228116
    Headbutt him
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)15:51 No.5228121
    >>5228107
    Headbutt alpha male. Not to death, just to show him who's boss.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)15:51 No.5228124
    inb4 white blood cells
    >> Parasitologist !!oq/8r1624u0 07/22/09(Wed)15:52 No.5228127
    FIGHT ALPHA, TAKE FEMALES
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)15:53 No.5228137
    headbutt alpha male
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)15:53 No.5228138
    >>5228127
    Use SEVERE HEADBUTT
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)15:55 No.5228152
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    >>5228077
    >>5228110
    >>5228116
    >>5228071

    You eat one of the male fishes. Your favored food source is now: meat. You have one upgrade

    >Enhace brain
    >Enhace swiming
    >Develop fangs <-- thanks to food:meat
    >Develop horn
    >Enhace gills

    The alpha male challenges you.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)15:55 No.5228164
    >>5228121 headbutt alpha male in snout to establish superiority
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)15:55 No.5228167
    >>5228152

    More brain, outsmart him
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)15:56 No.5228168
    >>5228152

    Gills. I want the most badass cardio EVER
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)15:57 No.5228175
    BRAAAAAINS
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)15:57 No.5228177
    >>5228152
    Horns! Fish need Horns!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)15:58 No.5228193
    gillie-willies, of course!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)15:59 No.5228203
    Fangs
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:00 No.5228209
    I demand antlers!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:00 No.5228210
    MOUSTACHE
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:01 No.5228226
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    >>5228177
    Don't be stupid horns break off after three uses.

    Go with ANGLER FISH LURE.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:03 No.5228242
    >>5228214

    Fangs could give us an edge in devouring prey, though. It's not restricted to weapon-only.
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)16:03 No.5228244
    >>5228167
    >>5228175
    >You can now COMMAND friendly beings AND COMMUNICATE with other species

    Your headbutt SEVERELY injures the Alpha Male, now 1 male and 2 females remain loyal to the Alpha. In order to become Alpha Male you must be undisputed.
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)16:05 No.5228264
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    >>5228244
    Whoops forgot mah imaeg
    Also, >>5228226 one extra upgrade for finding the inspiration of this quest

    Choose:
    >Enhace size
    >Enhace swiming
    >Develop fangs
    >Develop horn
    >Enhace gills
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:05 No.5228267
    RAGE MODE
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:06 No.5228271
    >>5228244

    COMMAND others to attack alpha.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:06 No.5228277
    >>5228264

    gills, please.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:07 No.5228280
    >>5228264

    Size
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:08 No.5228289
    >>5228264
    Enhance SIZE
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:08 No.5228291
    >>5227957
    >Enhance brain
    >Congratulations, you've achieved self-awareness in a body totally unable to make any use of it! Also, enjoy knowing you're the only one of your kind in the entire world!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:08 No.5228296
    >>5228264

    Gills!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:09 No.5228304
    >>5228264
    FANGS!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:11 No.5228314
    >>5228264

    Gills, if we work on it enough, maybe we can conquer land someday.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:11 No.5228317
    1. SIZE
    2. devour alpha male
    3. ???
    4. PROFIT!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:11 No.5228319
    Size
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)16:12 No.5228323
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    >>5228271
    >>5228277
    >>5228256
    >Enhaced gills: +1 to vitality
    You are the new Alpha Male but in the COMMANDED brawl you lost a male.

    >YOUR TRIBE: 5 females 1 male
    You got an upgrade:

    Choose:
    >Enhace size
    >Enhace swiming
    >Develop fangs
    >Develop horn
    >Develop rudimentary lungs
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:13 No.5228339
    >>5228323

    Size or lungs, not sure which
    >> Parasitologist !!oq/8r1624u0 07/22/09(Wed)16:14 No.5228341
    Size. Let's cement our dominance here.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:14 No.5228344
    >>5228323
    HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNS.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:15 No.5228352
    swimming
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:16 No.5228358
    >>5228323
    Develop FANGS.

    We need so more protection before going on land.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:16 No.5228362
    >>5228323

    swimming.

    Also, fertilize females with our superior seed.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:17 No.5228372
    FERTILIZE females.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:18 No.5228383
    lungs ffs
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:19 No.5228385
    Enhance Size and then get it on with the ladies
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:21 No.5228393
    >>5228385

    I hear there are pills for that, these days.
    >> Parasitologist !!oq/8r1624u0 07/22/09(Wed)16:22 No.5228407
    >>5228385

    If we're gonna start fertilizing, we should evolve a moustache, first.
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)16:25 No.5228429
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    >>5228385
    >>5228372
    >>5228341
    >>5228339
    >You are now roughly 70cm long. +1 vitality
    >You fertilized females. You got 2 OFFSPRING (males)
    >The other male got 1 offspring. (female)

    You are now in the Pterygotus buffaloensis territory
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:25 No.5228438
    >>5228429

    Devour the offspring that isn't ours, only our seed may be passed on.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:26 No.5228444
    Fangs, we should wait a while for lungs. After all, we're currently the only member with that kind of upgrade, we might as well become deadly as fuck so that we can impregnate all the fish women (who are in the sea) and THEN start invading land.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:27 No.5228452
    >>5228429

    Are we brainy enough to have sentience out of curiosity?
    >> Parasitologist !!oq/8r1624u0 07/22/09(Wed)16:27 No.5228454
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    >>5228429

    Oh, fuck. Those guys are like more than three times our size. Let's get out of here before we get raped by giant lobsters
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:27 No.5228455
    >>5228429

    Fertilize the other male's female to show off your youthful vitality.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:27 No.5228457
    >>5228438
    No way, we need that female. Our offspring shall not become inbred mutants.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:28 No.5228460
    >>5228429

    >Pterygotus buffaloensis
    Oh god.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:28 No.5228463
    >>5228429
    >Pterygotus buffaloensis

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:29 No.5228474
    >>5228438

    We need fangs, or maybe a horn to headbutt pterygotus to death.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:29 No.5228477
    >>5228429
    >Pterygotus buffaloensis territory

    GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE
    >> Parasitologist !!oq/8r1624u0 07/22/09(Wed)16:29 No.5228479
    >>5228457

    We want inbreeding right now. It'll ensure our offspring will be very large...wait. FUCK THAT, WE NEED TO RESEARCH SOME SORT OF EUSOCIAL CASTE SYSTEM BEFORE OUR CHILDREN USURP US
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:30 No.5228486
    >>5228463
    >>5228460

    Those things are NINE FEET LONG, covered in ARMOR, and have CLAWS. We need some serious fangs.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:31 No.5228496
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    >>5228479

    A caste of warriors, a caste of pilots, a caste of scientists and artists, and a caste of builders.

    Four Castes, One People.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:31 No.5228497
    Wait, do we have any upgrades right now?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:31 No.5228499
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    FUCK YES, ONE OF THE FEW GAMES THAT DESERVES AN EPIC REMAKE.

    THIS IS WHAT SPORE SHOULD HAVE BEEN.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:32 No.5228505
    >>5228429

    Breed with the new female as soon as she's old enough. I assume, as the protagonist, we are immortal.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:35 No.5228520
    Leave the area. Take the others with us.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:36 No.5228528
    >>5228496
    we're fish!
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)16:38 No.5228549
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    >Your TRIBE retreats to the sea. This is Trilobite territory.

    >>5228452
    You are really cunning for a fish. Think about a slightly dumbed octopus.
    >>5228479
    Your social structure right now is akin a pack of lions. Weird thing, you haven't aged and your sons are almost adults now.
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)16:40 No.5228564
    >>5228497
    Since the last thing you did was running away... no.
    >>5228505
    Yes you are.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:40 No.5228565
    >>5228549
    Kill and eat trilobites.
    >> Parasitologist !!oq/8r1624u0 07/22/09(Wed)16:40 No.5228566
    Trilobites? That's more our speed. Let's eat as many as possible, be fruitful, reproduce rampantly, and outcompete every other organism here. Also: Develop fangs as soon as possible to make eating easier.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:40 No.5228567
    >>5228549
    Slap them with your tail to assert dominance.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:40 No.5228569
    >>5228549

    Continue breeding, devour trilobites. Find other tribes of fish to assimilate.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:40 No.5228570
    >>5228549
    Give our sons periodic ass-whuppings to show them who's boss.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:41 No.5228573
    >>5228566

    Breed, crunch trilobites, grow fangs to help eat.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:43 No.5228589
    >>5228549

    Send some of your tribe to ascertain the strength of Trilobites, if they are weak, attack and eat them. If not, keep a safe distance away from them.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:44 No.5228602
    >>5228589

    We're much, much, much smarter than trilobites, we can easily outmaneuver them.

    Find more fish, send our sons to depose their alphas and mate with all of their women.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:46 No.5228622
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    >>5228549 Weird thing, you haven't aged
    And that's when I discovered that I had become IMMORTAL.
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)16:48 No.5228632
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    >Your TRIBE had grown, feed and breed in the trilobite territory, they are now less than half than originally. Your tribe is now of 24 fish. Only 2 males aren't from your offspring.

    You have 1 upgrade:
    Choose:
    >Enhace size
    >Enhace swiming
    >Develop fangs
    >Develop horn
    >Develop rudimentary lungs
    >Enhace brain
    >Random mutation (1/4 chance of being something adverse; 1/8 chance of being something awesome)

    Your eldest son defies you!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:48 No.5228637
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    *looks at this thread*
    um...
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:49 No.5228639
    >>5228632

    Develop Horn and bitchslap that uppity bastard.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:50 No.5228652
    >>5228632
    Xom mutation.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:50 No.5228653
    Fangs FTW.
    >> Parasitologist !!oq/8r1624u0 07/22/09(Wed)16:51 No.5228664
    Develop a horn, STAT. We need to ensure we can beat our son. Put every other development on hold
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:51 No.5228667
    Size! We must grow to world devouring proportions!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:51 No.5228670
    COMMAND son to start his own tribe with two females.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:52 No.5228672
    >>5228632
    Develop horn. skewer the defiant son. You'll have no mutiny in this school and no mercy.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:53 No.5228680
    >>5228632
    we want lungs. horns break after a certain number of uses. haven't you played E.V.O.?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:55 No.5228698
    >>5228680
    This aint fucking evo
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:55 No.5228699
    >>5228670
    This, and increase SIZE.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:55 No.5228701
    >>5228632

    Evolve fangs. Thrash him and send him off to make his own tribe. Don't kill him. After all, you didn't become Alpha by listening to others, that is for inferior fish, not your divine bloodline.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:56 No.5228718
    >>5228680
    Then wouldn't we also develop fully-functional lungs as soon as we hit land?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:57 No.5228720
    Grow a spiked penis.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:57 No.5228722
    >>5228701
    >>5228670

    If we send him off, he'll just come back later to attack with his own tribe.

    Kill him now and avoid this future danger.
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)16:58 No.5228732
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    >>5228639
    >+1 to attack, your SON has been impaled without mercy.

    >>5228664
    >>5228670
    >>5228602
    Now your sons goes to other areas to EXPAND YOUR SPECIES. leaving you with only females and half of them are your daugthers. (12 females total)

    You have 2 upgrades:
    Choose:
    >Enhace size
    >Enhace swiming
    >Develop fangs
    >Develop full bone armor
    >Develop rudimentary lungs
    >Enhace brain
    >Random mutation (1/4 chance of being something adverse; 1/8 chance of being something awesome)
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:58 No.5228733
    >>5228722
    Not if we out-evolve him.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:58 No.5228739
    >>5228639

    Horn is cool because, since we're massively big and tough, we can later improve our swimming and basically hornbutt everything to death. However, fangs are also awesome because we'll need them to crunch through and feed on lesser creatures.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:58 No.5228742
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    >>5228718
    Don't be a dumbass we have to liberate the stromatolites first; lungs are the quest reward.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:59 No.5228743
    >>5228732

    Brain and Swimming
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:59 No.5228744
    >>5228732
    Enhance Size and Random mutation!
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)16:59 No.5228747
    >>5228732
    Also, your sons are shitless scared of you.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)16:59 No.5228749
    Swimming and brain!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:00 No.5228752
    full bone and swimming
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:00 No.5228753
    >>5228732

    Develop Full Bone Armor, then commence wincest with your daughters. Kill any children that aren't male.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:00 No.5228755
    >>5228680
    "Swordfish horns" were unbreakable.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:00 No.5228756
    >>5228732
    SIZE and FULL BONE ARMOR!
    We will be unstopable!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:00 No.5228757
    We should now set about a rigorous regiment of teaching our offspring to battle the Pterygotus buffaloensis

    TO WAR
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:00 No.5228761
    >>5228744
    I second this!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:00 No.5228762
    >>5228732

    Enhance swimming (since odds are it will lead to the ability to walk eventually, and we'll need that about the time we need lungs) and Full Bone Armor. We can now go back and kill some giant lobsters.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:00 No.5228763
    >>5228739
    Couldn't we just HORNBUTT anything that we couldn't eat until it was shattered into a pasty organic slush?
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)17:01 No.5228766
    >>5228742
    We are on late Siluric so that won't be neccesary.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:01 No.5228768
    >>5228753

    Didn't see we had two upgrades, put the other one in Size.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:01 No.5228775
    >>5228755
    Wait they were? Why was I unaware of this!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:02 No.5228778
    >>5228752
    >>5228757
    THIS
    >> Parasitologist !!oq/8r1624u0 07/22/09(Wed)17:02 No.5228780
    >>5228732

    DOUBLESIZE. LET'S BECOME A WHALE
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:02 No.5228781
    >>5228753
    Don't you mean "aren't FEmale" or "ARE male"?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:02 No.5228783
    We should develop ANDROGENESIS; sort of like a reverse Amazon Molly.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_molly
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:02 No.5228788
    Full Bone and Swimming, followed next by SIZE. THEN we improve our brains. Let's rule the sea before we go onto land, where we won't be able to maneuver as well.

    Command your servants to look for other fish and induct them, Efrafa-style.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:02 No.5228789
    MORE BRAINPOWER and random mutation!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:05 No.5228802
    >>5228732
    Bone armor and random mutation I'M GOING ALL OUT
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:05 No.5228808
    >>5228763

    For now, but we'll want fangs later on. For now, I vote for Bone Armor and Swimming.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:06 No.5228814
    >>5228775
    http://shrines.rpgclassics.com/snes/evo/evolutionchart.shtml
    There's a chart that resumes all the evolutions in E.V.O.
    Anyways swordfish horns ruled, even though they downgraded your jaws.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:08 No.5228825
    Fuck random mutation, we're already awesome and getting better, odds are we'll get something shitty if we choose random mutation.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:09 No.5228839
    >>5228757
    THIS
    Our offspring need to learn to fight properly.
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)17:09 No.5228841
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    >Size: You are now 5 feet long.
    >Full Bone Armor: +2 to vitality. Enhaced swiming is no longer an option. You are too big and heavy for that.

    >>5228753
    Roll 1d8 for interbreeding penalties. You must get higher than 4 to save. The first post that rolls after this one is the one who counts. Only your TRIBE of currently of 40 horned/armored fishes will be affected. The 40 mildly armored fishes that your sons sired will be unaffected.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:10 No.5228851
    To what extent do our offspring have our traits?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:11 No.5228859
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>5228841

    Rolling for incest mutations
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:12 No.5228862
    >>5228859
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:12 No.5228863
    Seriously. ANDROGENESIS.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:12 No.5228864
    >>5228859

    Oh fuck me, sorry guys.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:12 No.5228868
    >>5228841

    Find more female fish to mate with. If they have good traits, make them ours.
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)17:13 No.5228871
    >>5228851
    Every generation inherits the trait you got when you sired them -1 (usually size)
    >>5228859
    10 of 40 of your sons are utter morons.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:13 No.5228876
    >>5228841
    F YEAR, WE'RE A FREAKING TANK BABY!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:13 No.5228879
    >>5228864
    Oh fuck, now we're all horrible rejects that are too fat and heavily armored to swim any faster.

    Doomed.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:14 No.5228885
    Kill and eat the feebleminded. We can't have them polluting the genepool.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:14 No.5228891
    >>5228871

    We can use them as a distraction when we attack the Pterygotusi
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:14 No.5228893
    >>5228871
    Kill the stupid sons, they are not worthy.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:15 No.5228900
    >>5228871
    Unacceptable! Recruit your 30 other sons to kill them. We will not have morons in our gene pool.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:15 No.5228901
    >>5228885
    >>5228893
    DEVOUR THE WEAK
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:16 No.5228907
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    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:16 No.5228911
    I think we're doing pretty well. Let's develop some fangs and some lungs and check out the land
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:16 No.5228912
    >>5228879
    Who needs to swim fast? We just build up momentum! WE'LL BE THE JUGGERNAUGHT, BITCH!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:17 No.5228924
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    >>5228912

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:18 No.5228939
    >>5228871

    Eat the morons, do not allow them to breed.
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)17:19 No.5228943
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    >>5228868
    You find a small (6) group of female bull sharks. Oddly, there are no males around...
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:19 No.5228949
    >>5228911

    I'd say fangs and more brains, then take on buffaloensis as a pack. The weaker members of the tribe die, the strong survive to reproduce.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:20 No.5228957
    >>5228943

    Use COMMUNICATION skills to SEDUCE sharks
    >> Parasitologist !!oq/8r1624u0 07/22/09(Wed)17:20 No.5228958
    MATE WITH THEM AND LEAVE BOW CHICKA WOW WOW
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:21 No.5228966
    >>5228943
    Use our superior brainpower to COMMUNICATE, then MATE.
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)17:21 No.5228972
    >>5228943
    Since you eat the morons, you ve got 1 upgrade. Also you found that your belly is not protected.

    Choose:
    >Enhace size
    >Develop fangs
    >Develop rudimentary lungs
    >Enhace brain
    >Strengthen fins
    >Random mutation (1/4 chance of being something adverse; 1/8 chance of being something awesome)
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:22 No.5228978
    >>5228943
    > bull sharks
    > only females
    Bull dykes?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:22 No.5228980
    >>5228943
    swarm and eat like a school of horned piranhas
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:22 No.5228983
    >>5228972

    Brains.
    >> Parasitologist !!oq/8r1624u0 07/22/09(Wed)17:22 No.5228984
    FINS.

    Barrel rolls and shit.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:22 No.5228985
    >>5228943
    Mate with them. We need a diverse genepool. If mating doesn't work, eat them.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:23 No.5228992
    STRENGTHEN FINS
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:24 No.5228995
    >>5228972
    FINS
    We need to be able to build our momentum.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:24 No.5228998
    >>5228943

    We can communicate with other species, find out why there are no males.

    These might make good breeding stock, and we might be able to get fangs from them
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:24 No.5229000
    >>5228978

    rimshot.jpg
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:25 No.5229010
    >>5228992
    We need this if we want to develop legs later on.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:26 No.5229015
    brains! we need brains!
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)17:26 No.5229018
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    >>5228957
    >>5228966
    You sucessfully mated with 4. Also, you can ask questions to them or leave.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:27 No.5229033
    >>5229018
    Ask them where the males went.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:28 No.5229043
    >>5229018
    Ask "Where are your males?".
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:29 No.5229044
    >>5228943

    Not bull sharks yet, in the Silurian, they've got some other name I forget.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:31 No.5229063
    breed with the distant relations of our sons.

    Develop bone armor
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)17:34 No.5229091
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    >>5229044
    Me too, so I went with "bull shark". If someone remembers I'll retcon it.

    >Stronger fins: You can deal +1 damage on bitchslapping (It's still less than severe horn impaling, tough)

    >>You ask were are the males.
    >The answer is, they are fighting invading Pterygotus not so far.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:35 No.5229092
    EVO: THE QUEST
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:37 No.5229112
    >>5229091
    invite female sharks to join your school
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:37 No.5229114
    >>5229091
    Go help them fuck those lobster assholes up.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:38 No.5229126
    >>5228972

    Develop fangs.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:39 No.5229141
    Let the murder-lobsters kill of the males.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:41 No.5229162
    >>5229091
    Were you thinking of the Acanthodii? Not true sharks, but called "spiny sharks", and correct for the period.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:43 No.5229183
    Let's eat some random shit on the way to the fight so we can make our horn even stronger.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:43 No.5229186
    >>5229091
    Whipe them all out in one fell swoop, then feast on their remains!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:46 No.5229214
    go to the fight, kill the weakened winners.
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)17:47 No.5229219
    >>5229091
    This is it, the fucking lobsters had it coming. This is your army:
    - You. A 5 feet long, armored, horned fish with extra vitality and extra strength.
    - 30 heavy armored/horned fishes
    - 6 female "bull sharks"
    - 3 wounded, "bull sharks" reclutant to obey you.

    The Pterygotus have 20 unharmed units and two harmed.

    you got 3 upgrades before battle:

    Choose:
    >Enhace size
    >Develop fangs
    >Develop rudimentary lungs
    >Enhace brain
    >Develop articulated fins with small claws
    >Random mutation (1/4 chance of being something adverse; 1/8 chance of being something awesome)
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)17:47 No.5229228
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    >>5229219
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:47 No.5229234
    >>5229219

    Size, Fangs, and Claws
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:49 No.5229244
    >>5229219
    size
    fangs
    brains
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:49 No.5229249
    >>5229234
    agreed
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:50 No.5229260
    >>5229234
    AGREE'D
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:50 No.5229263
    Fangs, claws, and random. Bring it.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:51 No.5229274
    >>5229234
    I second this!
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)17:51 No.5229277
    >>5229162
    Added option of upgrades because of help:
    >Belly spines
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:51 No.5229280
    >>5229219
    >>5229219
    THREE RANDOM MUTATIONS
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:51 No.5229283
    >>5229244

    TRIPLE AGREED
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:52 No.5229295
    >>5229219

    Fangs, size, and brain. You are the god-fish.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:53 No.5229303
    >>5229234
    Replace fangs with brain.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:53 No.5229308
    >>5229277

    Considering our belly is unprotected, Fangs, Size, and Belly Spikes might be more prudent.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:54 No.5229322
    Belly Spines
    Brain
    Articulate Claws
    >> Parasitologist !!oq/8r1624u0 07/22/09(Wed)17:56 No.5229334
    AS MUCH SIZE AS WE CAN GET

    OUR ENEMIES ARE 9 FEET LONG. WE NEED TO BE WHALE-LIKE
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:57 No.5229353
    Fangs, Belly Spikes, and Claws.

    Let's become one sharp motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:57 No.5229356
    Next, we get belly-spines. I see a vulnerable belly becoming VERY BAD soon.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:58 No.5229360
    Belly Spines, Size, and Brain
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:58 No.5229372
    >>5229280
    Two random mutations and belly spikes, fuck year
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)17:59 No.5229373
    Rollan. Fangs and Size are for sure so:
    >Fangs: You can now eat wounded creatures and regain 1 upgrade if the creature is bigger/same size than you.
    >Size: You are now 10ft long.

    Rollan rules:
    >1-4 You got brains: You have now the tactical capabilities of velociraptors
    >5 You mutate a neck. wtf.
    >6 Your bone grows and gives you +1 of vitality but you are now too slow for your school.
    >7 Suddenly, you are less adapted to underwater breathing. -1 vitality.
    >8 You have limited mind control (one action and then they snap out of it)

    Again, the first one that rolls 1d8 after this post counts.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)17:59 No.5229384
    Changing my vote to belly spines, fangs and claws
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:00 No.5229388
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>5229373
    Rollan
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:00 No.5229392
    rolled 2 = 2

    Emperor! guide my roll
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:01 No.5229399
    We need an entourage to carry us along. Have the females do it.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:01 No.5229405
    >>5229388
    SEE I TOLD YOU SO RIGHT BACK HERE
    >>5228879
    >>5228879
    DOOMED I SAY
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:01 No.5229408
    >>5229392
    >>5229388

    both posted at the same time, so let's go with 2... pretty please...?
    >> Parasitologist !!oq/8r1624u0 07/22/09(Wed)18:02 No.5229409
    OH FUCK YES, WE ARE THE TOUGHEST FUCKER EVER
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:02 No.5229412
    >>5229388

    ISOLATION
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:04 No.5229438
    >>5229408
    pwease?

    I mean, most people didn't even ask for randum...
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:04 No.5229448
    OUR SCHOOL WAS HOLDING US BACK ANYWAY

    ONLY ALONE CAN WE MANIFEST OUR DESTINY
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:05 No.5229457
    SURE IS FURRY IN HERE
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)18:05 No.5229458
    >>5229388
    Your school (females included) outruns you, you can't act right now, only COMMAND them.

    The Pterygotus noticed your army and prepare to attack.
    >> Parasitologist !!oq/8r1624u0 07/22/09(Wed)18:06 No.5229459
    No way. Let's take the hardened bone. We're clearly reaching the upper limits of epic tank here. Sure, we've got a weak spot, but we're so huge it doesn't even matter.

    DED KILLY
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:08 No.5229483
    >>5229373

    Nobody wanted random mutations, dude. Maybe two people.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:08 No.5229484
    COMMAND our ALLIES to hold down the GIANT ENEMY LOBSTER so we can build up momentum and pierce its WEAK SPOT for MEGA DAMAGE
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:08 No.5229487
    >>5229459
    You are a man of my own mind.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:08 No.5229488
    >>5229459
    next up is belly spurs though.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:08 No.5229489
    >>5229458
    >>5229458
    BULLSHARKS MAKE A SWEEPING RUN AROUND THE FLANKS.
    They're fast, use most of our force to plow into the main line of enemies, engage them on mass, give the unarmored bullsharks a chance at the flank/rear
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:09 No.5229495
    >>5229458

    Command school to outmaneuver the larger creatures and rout them so you can charge in and impale their distracted lines.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:10 No.5229502
    >>5229483
    agreed
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:10 No.5229506
    offspring charge first ram them with your horns.
    Sharks circle and attack at will
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:10 No.5229509
    I enjoy that as soon as anything remotely negative happens there are a thousand whiners. Awesome. Also do this >>5229489 because it gives this plan >>5229484 a chance to work too.
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)18:10 No.5229510
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    I said the first
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:11 No.5229517
    Back off a bit, then charge to build momentum.

    YOUR ENEMIES WILL FALL BEFORE YOU LIKE TREES IN A VIOLENT STORM!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:11 No.5229518
    This is ridiculous, we need a fucking speed upgrade somehow, otherwise we can't lead our troops.

    Can we try to grow a stronger, better tail so that we can make super-momentum charges?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:11 No.5229527
    >>5229509
    This!
    Also find enemy alpha, ram him at FULL SPEED
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:12 No.5229530
    >>5229489

    I like this plan, do this.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:12 No.5229532
    >>5229518
    we'll enhance fins later

    On a side note, epic fish
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:12 No.5229533
    >>5229510
    We've become a sort of aquatic Rhydon.

    I approve.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:13 No.5229540
    >>5229527
    I doubt that they have an alpha. They're sea scorpions.

    But anyway, despite your slowness, enter the fray.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:13 No.5229541
    RHINOCOJAWFISH
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:16 No.5229566
    Is it just me or is this way more awesome than Cell Quest?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:18 No.5229574
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    OURS IS THE HORN THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)18:19 No.5229582
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    >>5229483
    see
    >>5229372
    >>5229280
    >>5229263
    That's why there was a 50 chance of NOT getting mutations.

    >>5229489
    >>5229495
    The plan fucking works. 15 lobsters impaled. Of that 15, 5 are dead. You lost 10 sons, 3 females and all shark males.

    The remaining Pterygotus try to flee.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:21 No.5229603
    So, what's going to happen now?
    >> Parasitologist !!oq/8r1624u0 07/22/09(Wed)18:21 No.5229604
    COMMAND your allies to pursue. This is OUR fucking territory now. Leave no lobster alive.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:21 No.5229606
    >>5229582

    Allow them to flee, they will tell others to fear the school of RHINOCOJAWFISH.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:21 No.5229608
    >>5229574
    <3

    Dai Gurren Rhinocojawfish
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:21 No.5229609
    No more random mutations. As I said it first: it must be done.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:21 No.5229610
    >>5229582
    CUT.
    THEM.
    DOWN.

    FEAST ON THEIR CARCASSES.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:22 No.5229613
    >>5229582
    OH NO YOU LE DIDN'T

    Charge those exoskeletal bastards. Then feast on all of the remains.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:22 No.5229615
    >>5229582

    Eat the wounded!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:22 No.5229616
    >>5229604
    This. Then we need to repopulate our school and feast on our enemies as to gain their strength!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:22 No.5229618
    >>5229582
    FEEEEEED
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)18:23 No.5229623
    >>5229603
    this >>5229604
    or this
    >>5229606
    The first to get 3 votes decides it.

    Don't worry, I've had things happening in the background (dun dun dun)
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:24 No.5229628
    >>5229582
    feast on the bodies of the fallen to add their strength to your own.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:24 No.5229630
    >>5229582

    Losses were too great, the lobsters must PAY. Personally kill every single remaining lobster, then declare a massive feeding upon their corpses. Eat every last bite.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:24 No.5229631
    >>5229582
    Sweeping Advance.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:24 No.5229635
    >>5229582

    Suffer not the lobster to live.

    Hunt them down. You're heavy and can't swim well, but you're still faster than some monstrous lobster being weighed down by a full exoskeleton and no functioning fins.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:24 No.5229637
    pursue
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:25 No.5229646
    >>5229604
    This gets my vote!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:25 No.5229647
    >>5229623
    Chase them down. Leave no survivors.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:25 No.5229650
    let them go. Feed and reproduce.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:26 No.5229654
    Advice:
    When we get a chance to evolve, go with lung options all the way. We'll probably end up with a method of water jet propulsion.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:27 No.5229670
    Murder every lobster. Incidentally? We're really vulnerable right now, we're big and slow and heavy, and have a HUGE crippling weakness in our exposed belly. We need to get belly spines right the fuck after this, along with a stronger tail for CHARGEAN
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:27 No.5229671
    I vote this
    >>5229606

    Feed! Evolve!
    KILL THE MALE BULLSHARKS.
    you need to repopulate, use the bullshark ladies!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:28 No.5229673
    LAY THE FOUL BEASTS ASUNDER! DEVOUR THEIR MUTILATED FRAMES!

    With resulting points generate claws of your own and lung capacity for JET STREAM POWERS!

    Also, brains.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:29 No.5229680
    >>5229671

    Pay attention, the bull shark males died in the battle. We've got the ladies all to ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:29 No.5229689
    >>5229606
    we need to recover, i vote this
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:30 No.5229698
    >>5229680
    Well, change kill to eat then
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)18:30 No.5229700
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    >>5229613
    Your sons chase and kill every survivor. Everybody feasts and you eat triple ration (3 upgrades)

    Choose:
    >Enhace size
    >Develop rudimentary lungs
    >Enhace brain
    >Spiked belly
    >Develop articulated fins with small claws
    >Random mutation (1/4 chance of being something adverse; 1/8 chance of being something awesome)
    >Backbone

    TIME SKIP:
    Your school is now of 40 midly armored fishes and 30 horned bull sharks. Your sons have coming to visit and they are the leaders of 11 schools consisting of 200 midly armored fishes in total.

    >The 11 are now questioning why someone that slow is still leader
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:32 No.5229718
    >>5229700

    Develop rudimentary lungs.
    Develop brains.
    Develop backbone.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:32 No.5229722
    size, claws, belly
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:32 No.5229723
    No speed? Game over man.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:33 No.5229735
    lungs, fins, belly spines
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:33 No.5229737
    >>5229718

    This.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:34 No.5229740
    I vote for >>5229718
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:34 No.5229743
    >>5229718
    THIS
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:34 No.5229744
    >>5229700
    Snap, we need belly spikes. Some kind of speed upgrade. Backbone looks nice too.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:35 No.5229754
    >>5229718

    Backbone could lead to increased reflexes and intelligence, I assume we will also need for getting on land. I vote we take this no matter what.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:36 No.5229761
    >The 11 are now questioning why someone that slow is still leader

    Assert that your age and combat prowess make you the leader. Fin slap anyone who objects.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:36 No.5229762
    Brain
    Belly Spikes
    Articulated Fins

    Belly spikes and Brains being essential or we'll never outsmart our 11 sons
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:36 No.5229764
    Enhace brain
    Spiked belly
    Develop articulated fins with small claws
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:37 No.5229779
    We're going to have to develop a backbone.

    AFTER ALL, WE NEED TO STAND UP TO OUR SONS!

    www.instantrimshot.com
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:37 No.5229780
    >>5229700

    Brains, Spine belly, Backbone.

    With your weakness now eliminated, it doesn't matter how slow you are. With extra strength along your body from the backbone you should be able deliver even stronger headbutts without injuring yourself. Assert dominion over upstart children and check to see if any of their offspring have enough generational difference that breeding with them will have no mutation risks.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:37 No.5229784
    >>5229700
    Mate with multiple females from the other schools on the sly.

    Also, make sure we get backbone
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:38 No.5229797
    >>5229718

    This.

    On the off chance that our entire tribe turns on us and we have to kill every last one, with rudimentary lungs, a backbone and the intelligence necessary to know how and when to use them, we might still be able to come unto dry land.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:39 No.5229804
    Go finslap your sons, bring some of the sharks with you in case they have something funny planned.
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)18:40 No.5229811
    >>5229744
    >>5229735
    >>5229722
    Belly: You cant be eaten so predators won't attack you unless you treathen their territory. +1 vitality.

    >>5229718
    >>5229737
    >>5229744
    Backbone: You are still slow but now you can support ENHACED MUSCLE and in close combat you don't have speed penalties (due to being more flexible)


    1 Upgrade. Choose:
    >Enhace size
    >Develop rudimentary lungs
    >Enhace brain
    >Develop articulated fins with small claws
    >Random mutation (1/4 chance of being something adverse; 1/8 chance of being something awesome)
    >Enhaced muscle
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:41 No.5229822
    Also, OP, don't feel the need to draw a picture every single time. I think we'd all rather have promptness than graphis.

    We're fa/tg/uys, after all.

    We can just use our IMAGINATIONS
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:41 No.5229823
    >>5229811

    Enhance Brain, so we can become a tactical genius.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:41 No.5229824
    >>5229700

    Spiked belly, fins, backbone.

    Please say fins upgrades speed.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:42 No.5229830
    >>5229811
    Enhanced muscle NOW
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:42 No.5229834
    let's go with muscle... we'll be the fuckin' rocky marciano of the sea
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:42 No.5229837
    Brains.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:42 No.5229840
    Brain. Your silver tongue and tactical genius will ensue loyalty. Then kill one decenter to maintain fear.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:42 No.5229843
    >>5229811

    Articulated fins. Also, do what >>5229780 this guy said. If we can bring the gene pool back around in our favor then there's less chances of these dumb questions popping up. Sure, it breeds hardier competitions, but we seem to always be several steps ahead of our children so I doubt it'll be a problem.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:42 No.5229845
    By the way, let's ensure that the horned sharks breed with our heavily armored offspring, to produce armored, horned sharks.

    As for the eleven...they were born when we were weak. Let them fight with our new strong sons, the winners may keep their tribes.
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)18:43 No.5229849
    >>5229780
    >>5229797
    OK, backbone gives you +1 attacking using your horn. You can pretty much kill anything not armored in one strike.
    >>5229804
    Female sharks are by your side (Remember, you charmed/protected those bitches and their little girls) the other fishes are neutral.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:43 No.5229851
    BRAIN
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:43 No.5229854
    >>5229811

    Enhance Brains

    Also, new thread time OP?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:43 No.5229858
    ENHANCED MUSCLE FOR EXTRA SPEED!

    SIMPLE LUNGS FOR JET-PROPULSION!

    ARTICULATE FINS FOR EXTRA MANEUVERABILITY!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:43 No.5229860
    either muscle, brain or size.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:45 No.5229873
    Belly spines, Backbone and Brains!
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)18:45 No.5229880
    >>5229822
    I'm slowing in drawings if you have noticed. Also brains won:
    >Brains: You are now a smart predator able to track prey, organize complex hunting groups and you can now feel primitive empathy towards some of your family.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:46 No.5229881
    >>5229823

    Tactics? this is the dai gurren rhinocojawfish. We swim upstream just to be awesome, the only thing our head should be used for is nutting other creatures between the eyes.

    I want enhanced muscle so we can be more awesome
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:46 No.5229883
    >>5229811

    Enhance muscle. Let them see if we are slow when they come close. LET THEM REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST SON THAT DEFIED US!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:47 No.5229897
    >>5229880
    Well now that we're this smart, lets challenge our sons to a battle of wits.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:47 No.5229898
    Well, fuck, CONSUME MORE BIOMASS MUST EVOLE
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)18:48 No.5229903
    >>5229880
    From now on drawfaggotry will only appear if requested.

    You are now more like a heavy armored sea serpent with an spiked belly. Your sons are not intimided yet since they feel secure on them strength in numbers. 15 female sharks (some horned) are beside you.

    What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:48 No.5229906
    Invite any son that thinks he can battle you to combat, lure him in by pretending to be slower than you are, then tearing him in half with your horn when he gets close. Spare only the most worthy.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:48 No.5229909
    >>5229897
    a jolly good idea, they're obviously strong to have lead so many so far, we should convince them to join us by showing our thinking prowess
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:49 No.5229913
    OP just made me download en E.V.O ROM.

    If it's half as awesome as this thread, then FFFFFUCK YEAR
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:49 No.5229915
    >>5229903

    Give an amazing speech about loyalty and duty, blame all of our social problems on the Pterygotus buffaloensi.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:49 No.5229920
    >>5229903
    Challenge a son to single combat, show no mercy, and eat him after I slay him.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:50 No.5229931
    >>5229903

    Command the females to leave as quickly as they can and return only when the problem with your sons has been settled.

    Don't want the little bastards narrowing our gene pool.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:51 No.5229933
    >>5229915
    This. A hundred times this.

    Also, might want to start a new thread.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:52 No.5229944
    We're turning into a Zelda boss, although we've eliminated our huge weakness. Mate with the females of your sons' tribes.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:53 No.5229958
    >sea serpent with an spiked belly

    CONSTRICT!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:54 No.5229969
    >>5229931

    Holy shit this.

    I don't want our genepool to lose any dominant shark genes.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:57 No.5229994
    >>5229915

    This. Also, ask when the fuck they've killed Buffaloensis.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:57 No.5229996
    We must obviously defeat our sons and take their schools for ourself.
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)18:58 No.5230005
    New thread
    >>5229995



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