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    22 KB !3.de0Ud1cE 07/22/09(Wed)11:42 No.5225934  
    >You are a single cell.

    >Insert comma- oh wait, I already did this.

    >OVERNIGHT STATUS

    >>PRESIDENT INFECTION STATUS: 80%

    >RESEARCH: FAILED MUTATION
    >RESEARCH: HUMAN LIFE EXTENSION
    >RESEARCH: LARGE SCALE VIRUS-BASED CONSTRUCTION
    >>RESEARCH STATUS: 60%

    >COMMENCE CONSTRUCTION OF AVATAR
    >>AVATAR CONSTRUCTION STATUS: 50%

    >RESEARCH: ABILITY to STORE or TRANSFER CONSCIOUSNESS
    >>RESEARCH STATUS: 100%
    >>KNOWLEDGE GAINED

    >MUTATE: ENERGY COLLECTION FUNGUS to be SUPER NUTRITIONAL to INFECTED HOSTS
    >MUTATION SUCCESS RATE: 50%
    >>MUTATION STATUS: 40%


    >QUERY: STATUS: CORPORATE ENDEAVOR: HEAVEN ENTERPRISES CORPORATION
    >STATUS: IN PROGRESS
    >MERGE: CURRENTLY OWNED COMPANIES into HEAVEN ENTERPRISES
    >>FOCUS: BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH/DEVELOPMENT
    >>COMPANY STATUS: 90%

    >AFRICAN POPULATION
    >GRANT BELIEVERS: TELEPATHY/PREVENT/INTERNAL VIOLENCE
    >>HEAVEN BELIEF: 80%
    >>HEAVEN DISBELIEF: 20%

    >>CURRENTLY VIRAL MARKETING of HEAVEN and XANADU HONEY
    >>STATUS ON MARKETING: VERY CONVINCING

    >COMMAND: RETRIEVE ALL RELEVANT INFORMATION FROM DOCTOR'S RESEARCH

    >COMMAND: RETRIEVE ALL RECENT >COMMUNICATION BETWEEN DOCTOR AND MILITARY FROM EITHER COMPUTER OR MEMORY

    >DOCTOR MEMORY SCAN STATUS: 90%

    >COMMAND: MONITOR LLE

    >BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 90%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 150%

    >LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT STATUS: ON ALERT
    >FDA STATUS: ON ALERT
    >MILITARY STATUS: ON ALERT

    >Insert Command_____

    >Electronic Virus: 0%
    >World Population: 30%
    >Honey Scheme: ?%
    >Land: 50%
    >Ocean(s): 50%
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)11:45 No.5225952
    FUCKYES FINALLY

    So did you anything get lost in the attack?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)11:45 No.5225961
    Commence Fire Sale. Everything must go.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)11:47 No.5225976
    Now, when you say we've infected x number of people, are they just sick with us, or are they mindless peons of our unstoppable expansion?
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/22/09(Wed)11:49 No.5225993
    >>5225976

    Sick/former.
    >> Anonymous950 07/22/09(Wed)11:51 No.5226002
    If any of the local law enforcement are infected, use our ability to see through their eyes/read thoughts to see if they have any suspects other than Selene.

    Frame other suspects so Selene is safe.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/22/09(Wed)11:51 No.5226004
    >>5225952

    Don't think so. We're beginning from 2 days ago; didn't do one yesterday.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)11:52 No.5226008
    sage for quest shit
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)11:54 No.5226024
    Update on the FDA infection rate. How many of them have we got and at what percent?

    Also info on what compatibility represents? What does 150 percent mean? She likes us? Would 200 % mean she really likes us? Would 300 % mean she loves us?

    Also BEEKEEPERS abroad. Which countries have we got Beekeepers in? BEGIN BEEKEEPING PROCESS ABROAD.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)11:54 No.5226029
    >>5226004
    Excellent.

    >>5225993
    How hard would it be for us to take over their mind and force them into being the latter?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)11:56 No.5226042
    Sweeet! You're back!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)11:58 No.5226054
    >>5225961
    Stop that at once - OP's a troll, he'll do it.

    QUERY SELENE: "How do you envision an ideal world? We would like a human perspective on this matter."

    TRAIN HEAT RESISTANCE
    TRAIN RAPID MUTATION

    WHISPER TO 5 CONVINCED AFRICANS WITH MEANS: "You have done good work, and been rewarded. Now, take your family and leave your country to preach the word of Heaven to others. Do not fear - I will protect you."
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/22/09(Wed)11:59 No.5226060
    >>5226024

    Probably around 40-50%

    >What does 150 percent mean? She likes us?

    You could say that.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:00 No.5226072
    >>5226054

    I like you.

    Do this, but add Complex Mutation to the training list
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:01 No.5226076
    >>5226060
    Huh. How much is "My life is in you hands, it is yours" in percentage?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:01 No.5226081
    Kill everything and everyone. You are the Omega Virus, the next step in the evolution of life on Earth, human civilization is an anthill compared what you will be able to accomplish.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:01 No.5226085
    >>5226024
    >Update on the FDA infection rate. How many of them have we got and at what percent?
    I'd point out that it doesn't really matter what % we have them at- due to our SUBLIMINAL WHISPERS OF HEAVEN research, no INFECTED can doubt the righteousness of our orders.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:01 No.5226086
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    >>5226008
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:02 No.5226087
    >>5226029
    Not a good idea, not yet. We'll most definitely be noticed, and while the humans may not be able to kill us, they'll definitely be able to kill off all our infectees and guard themselves against future attacks.

    Look into it, but don't actually do it yet.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:02 No.5226091
    >>5226076

    We dont want to rule Selene.

    By the way when we hit 150% it was reported as her being 'Affectionate'.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:03 No.5226097
    >>5226081
    But we need humans to get into spaaaaace and conquer the universe.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:04 No.5226101
    >>5226087

    We don't take direct control over people, but it would be possible for us to do so considering we have done so in the past.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:04 No.5226105
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    If want to run a shity marysuest, go get a forum.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:04 No.5226106
    >>5226087
    Oh GOD NO don't actually DO it. I just wanted to see how easy it would be for us once we have a 100% infection rate or something. For now, keep our actual pathogenic side secret, but keep spreading the word of Heaven and, above all, keep spreading.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:04 No.5226107
    >>5226097

    We are the EMPRAH!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:05 No.5226111
    >>5226091
    Well fine then. How about love? What percentage is love?

    ...Can you love a virus? Well technically we're cells but whatever. That's be quite creepy. Useful though.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:05 No.5226112
    RESEARCH: Biological method for achieving escape velocity. We must break free of this tiny world.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:05 No.5226115
    >>5226105

    whoops, forgot mi sage
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:06 No.5226121
    >>5226112

    And then humanity was the 'nids.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:07 No.5226125
    Oh, and BTW, we're not actually a virus. We're closest to a bacterium, or possibly some kind of fungus. But we are fosho not a virus.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:08 No.5226128
    >>5226115
    Lol, sage doesn't do anything.
    Anyways, whats the challenge left? Nothing if you ask me. :/
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:09 No.5226142
    COMMAND: Allocate SEVERAL MILLION of our BELIEVERS to HASTEN RESEARCH. They are but a tiny fraction of our followers and must bend their mental energies to the good of the whole!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:09 No.5226144
    Sage Quest threads

    >LIKE A BAWWS
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:10 No.5226149
    >>5226121
    Happy nids though.
    >>5226128
    We've the military on our backs. Might not be too long 'till they realize how powerful they are and try to stop us by killing our followers. Plus Earth is only our first step. We've a universe to conquer. That's going to be hard.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:10 No.5226150
    >>5226128
    >Anyways, whats the challenge left? Nothing if you ask me. :/

    Well, presumably the GM will come up with some sort of problem in our relentless absorption of all that lives.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:11 No.5226154
    >>5226112
    >>5226121
    Shit. I just had a thought. If we come up against, say an alien empire or something, and they see all these enslaved humans working for us, they might get a little trigger-happy, or at the very least avoid us. Have any humans sent on future exploration missions into SPAAAAAACE appear normal.

    >>5226128
    Once again, SPAAAAAACE.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:12 No.5226168
    >>5226154
    >>5226149
    Then....

    Can't we make the quest a bit harder?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:13 No.5226170
    Seconding >>5226112 becuase space is the place.
    >> Anonymous950 07/22/09(Wed)12:13 No.5226178
    >>5226168
    The quest is getting harder. OP said so near the end of the last quest.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/22/09(Wed)12:14 No.5226179
    >>PRESIDENT INFECTION STATUS: 80%

    >RESEARCH: FAILED MUTATION
    >RESEARCH: HUMAN LIFE EXTENSION
    >RESEARCH: LARGE SCALE VIRUS-BASED CONSTRUCTION
    >>RESEARCH STATUS: 80%

    >TRAIN:
    >>HEAT RESISTANCE
    >>RAPID MUTATION
    >>TRAINING COMPLETION STATUS: 20%

    >COMMENCE CONSTRUCTION OF AVATAR
    >>AVATAR CONSTRUCTION STATUS: 50%

    >RESEARCH: ABILITY to STORE or TRANSFER CONSCIOUSNESS
    >>RESEARCH STATUS: 100%
    >>KNOWLEDGE GAINED

    >MUTATE: ENERGY COLLECTION FUNGUS to be SUPER NUTRITIONAL to INFECTED HOSTS
    >MUTATION SUCCESS RATE: 50%
    >>MUTATION STATUS: 40%

    >QUERY: STATUS: CORPORATE ENDEAVOR: HEAVEN ENTERPRISES CORPORATION
    >STATUS: IN PROGRESS
    >MERGE: CURRENTLY OWNED COMPANIES into HEAVEN ENTERPRISES
    >>FOCUS: BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH/DEVELOPMENT
    >>COMPANY STATUS: 90%

    >AFRICAN POPULATION
    >GRANT BELIEVERS: TELEPATHY/PREVENT/INTERNAL VIOLENCE
    >>HEAVEN BELIEF: 80%
    >>HEAVEN DISBELIEF: 20%

    >COMMUNICATION w/ 5 AFRICANS
    >You have done good work, and been rewarded. Now, take your family and leave your country to preach the word of Heaven to others. Do not fear - I will protect you.
    >>We will.
    >AFRICAN MIGRATION STATUS: 15%

    >>CURRENTLY VIRAL MARKETING of HEAVEN and XANADU HONEY
    >>STATUS ON MARKETING: VERY CONVINCING

    >DOCTOR MEMORY SCAN STATUS: 100%
    >>INSERT TOPIC to SEARCH______

    >COMMAND: MONITOR LLE
    >>There are no suspects to the disappearance of Mary (Selene's mother).

    >COMMUNICATION w/ SELENE
    >How do you envision an ideal world? We would like a human perspective on this matter.
    >>... One without violence, famine, hunger... Heaven, one might say...

    >BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 90%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 150%

    >LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT STATUS: ON ALERT
    >FDA STATUS: ON ALERT
    >MILITARY STATUS: ON ALERT

    >Insert Command_____

    >Electronic Virus: 0%
    >World Population: 33%
    >Honey Scheme: ?%
    >Land: 50%
    >Ocean(s): 50%
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:17 No.5226201
    >>AVATAR CONSTRUCTION STATUS: 50%
    Where are we constructing this AVATAR? In our private continent, AFRICA, or in someplace lame like SELENE'S BASEMENT? I seem to recall someone trying for BASEMENT DRAGONS, which was hilariously terrible.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:17 No.5226202
    >>5226179
    SUBCONSCIOUS COMMAND TO FDA: Xanadu honey currently has in their employ every Beekeeper in America and more abroad. Much of our farming relies on them. Do we dare plunge the country into economic turmoil by fucking with them? No. Anyway the honey no longer has nicotine in it.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:19 No.5226212
    >COMMUNICATION w/ SELENE
    So... something like AFRICA is rapidly becoming? You may wish to give a review of the large-scale changes underway there.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:20 No.5226228
    Create a fake body of Mary riddled with bullet holes and leave it by the side of a back road somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:21 No.5226237
    >AFRICAN POPULATION
    >>HEAVEN DISBELIEF: 20%
    COMMAND: Aggressively INFECT remaining population of Africans. Redouble the efforts of the WHISPERS OF HEAVEN to change the acceptance level of the stubborn.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:21 No.5226241
    >>5226179
    We haven't talked to Brooke lately. Let's have her opinion on the matter.
    BROOKE: What's your idea of paradise? We need a second opinion.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:22 No.5226246
    OUTER HEAVEN
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/22/09(Wed)12:23 No.5226251
    >>5226201

    An isolated area, I believe.

    >>5226212

    Most of Africa believes in you, sort of like a cult, while the rest are skeptic to your motives and whatever.

    There has been no large scale changes due to no one doing anything in another place. Only the US knows about the virus and they haven't told anyone yet.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:33 No.5226335
    >>5226251
    >There has been no large scale changes due to no one doing anything in another place.
    Granting 80% of the populace TELEPATHY and halting all violent activity amongst that fraction doesn't count as a large-scale change?

    Also, I'm pretty sure that we're growing super-fungus everywhere over there, which will end HUNGER if we can ever get it to mutate correctly.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:34 No.5226347
    RESEARCH: Any studies in any of the new changed we've made.

    Are you telling me nobody has noticed BANTEES?
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/22/09(Wed)12:38 No.5226380
    >>5226335

    Allow me to rephrase: there has been no large scale changes outside of Africa and the US since the former is too recent and the latter is keeping it a secret.

    Or whatever. Eh.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:44 No.5226436
    Ladies and gentlemen, we have now officially infected a higher percentage of the world's population than the spanish flu. Well done everyone.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:46 No.5226449
    Finally, you're back; I was afraid you had forsaken us

    Anyways:

    =Increase researchers by 40,
    Selection Criteria: All of them must be infected bio-engineers from heavily infected areas. Researchers are selected at random, with no more than 2 at one location. Fellow infected colleagues continue prior research (not infection related) and cover for the chosen infected researchers.
    +All newly selected researchers are to research the following
    =First Batch of Research:
    Ballistic Spore (An infectious spore bullet, must be able to pierce body-armor. Splinters and dissolves upon entering of flesh, and quickly infects and subdues victim. Functions similarly to case-less ammunition, though in a 'bar' configuration, sort of like a kit-kat bar)
    Ballistic Spore Weapon (Gun-type weapon, launches Ballistic Spores, like an assault rifle)
    Biological Armor (Living Body Armor usable by the infected, covers torso, arms, and legs. Self-repairs just like current Heaven-infected creatures)
    Infected-Organic Armor Interface (An interface along the spine that binds the Biological Armor to the host organism, essentially making them one. Armor is removable at any time, by which the Armor again returns to being a separate creature from the host, both return to their normal state)

    =Second Batch of Research
    Rapid/Complex Mutation: Ballistic Spore Weapon (Allows creation of Spore Weapons by infected plant-life)
    Rapid Mutation: Ballistic Spore (Allows RAPID creature of Ballistic Spores by infected plant-life)
    Rapid/Complex Mutation: Biological Armor (Allows creation of Biological Armor by plant-life)

    cont. vv
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:48 No.5226466
    >>5226436
    ...Party time?

    Yeah.... Doctors all around the world must be getting suspicious by now. Oh well.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/22/09(Wed)12:48 No.5226470
    >>PRESIDENT INFECTION STATUS: 80%
    >>PRESIDENT has been infected.

    >RESEARCH: FAILED MUTATION
    >RESEARCH: HUMAN LIFE EXTENSION
    >RESEARCH: LARGE SCALE VIRUS-BASED CONSTRUCTION
    >>RESEARCH STATUS: 100%
    >>KNOWLEDGE GAINED

    >TRAIN:
    >>HEAT RESISTANCE
    >>RAPID MUTATION
    >>TRAINING COMPLETION STATUS: 40%

    >COMMENCE CONSTRUCTION OF AVATAR
    >>AVATAR CONSTRUCTION STATUS: 70%

    >MUTATE: ENERGY COLLECTION FUNGUS to be SUPER NUTRITIONAL to INFECTED HOSTS
    >MUTATION SUCCESS RATE: 50%
    >>MUTATION STATUS: 60%

    >QUERY: STATUS: CORPORATE ENDEAVOR: HEAVEN ENTERPRISES CORPORATION
    >STATUS: IN PROGRESS
    >MERGE: CURRENTLY OWNED COMPANIES into HEAVEN ENTERPRISES
    >>FOCUS: BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH/DEVELOPMENT
    >>COMPANY STATUS: 100%
    >COMPANY has been made.

    >AFRICAN POPULATION
    >GRANT BELIEVERS: TELEPATHY/PREVENT/INTERNAL VIOLENCE
    >>HEAVEN BELIEF: 80%
    >>HEAVEN DISBELIEF: 20%

    >AFRICAN MIGRATION STATUS: 30%

    >SUBCONSCIOUS COMMAND TO FDA:
    >>Xanadu honey currently has in their employ every Beekeeper in America and more abroad. Much of our farming relies on them. Do we dare plunge the country into economic turmoil by fucking with them? No. Anyway the honey no longer has nicotine in it.
    >>Majority rules; XANADU revoked off of market.

    >>CURRENTLY VIRAL MARKETING of HEAVEN and XANADU HONEY
    >>STATUS ON MARKETING: REVOKED

    >DOCTOR MEMORY SCAN STATUS: 100%
    >>INSERT TOPIC to SEARCH______

    >RESEARCH: Any studies in any of the new changes we've made.
    >>BANTEEs are being researched.

    >COMMUNICATION w/ BROOKE
    >How do you envision an ideal world?
    >>Eh. Seems like a naive thought to me.

    >BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 92%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 150%

    >LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT STATUS: ON ALERT
    >FDA STATUS: ON ALERT
    >MILITARY STATUS: DISPATCHED

    >Insert Command_____

    >Electronic Virus: 0%
    >World Population: 33%
    >Honey Scheme: ?%
    >Land: 60%
    >Ocean(s): 55%
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:50 No.5226492
    >>5226449
    We don't need to bother with subtlety anymore. Allocate thousands of researchers- anyone with any relevant knowledge at all can operate in gestalt with one another through our SUPERINTELLIGENCE. In the couple days that it will take for anyone to catch on to the fact that they are serving the collective, we'll have spread over the relevant authorities anyway.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:51 No.5226494
    >MILITARY STATUS: DISPATCHED
    Well its definitely hit the fan now...
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:52 No.5226497
    >>5226449
    =Third Batch of Research
    Basic Hand-to-Hand Combat
    Basic Small-Arms Training/Combat
    Basic Urban Warfare Tactics
    Telepathy: Mass Training (Enables the instantaneous training of a large number of infected with any information)
    >It helps to be prepared

    In addition, I think it's time we become more than just a doting uncle to Selene and become closer. For the tough times ahead we need to get personal, be her very best friend, if not more. We need her to know that we trust her and depend on her (even though the second may or may not be true). I say we begin to consult and confide to her now and then. What do you guys think?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:54 No.5226511
    Command to all bees- pollinate only non-comericial products for the next few days to demonstrate our power.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:55 No.5226520
    >>5226470
    Wait where is the military being dispatched to, Africa or New York?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:55 No.5226524
    >>5226470
    Oh they fucking dare.

    Start selling Heaven Honey instead from our new company. They can't stop us doing that! Start advertising Heaven Honey.

    Cease all helping farmers with their crops.

    PRESIDENT: Call a national meeting with leaders of military and various governmental branches of all nations to discuss... a UNITED WORLD SPACE PROJECT. Tell us who's coming and who's not. Who's now will probably be easier.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:55 No.5226528
    >>5226497
    2nd confiding in Selene.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:56 No.5226532
    >RESEARCH: LARGE SCALE VIRUS-BASED CONSTRUCTION
    >>KNOWLEDGE GAINED
    RESEARCH: VIRUS-BASED SPACE CATAPULT.

    PLANNED LOCATIONS: KENYA, PERU, TIBET

    COMMAND: Aggressively INFECT suitable areas in each region. Fill with sufficient ENERGY FUNGUS to provide the required energy to our future SPACE CATAPULTS.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:57 No.5226538
    No longer must we dwell in subtlety. Arise! Aggressively infect all in a stalking/brooding/predator-like way.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/22/09(Wed)12:57 No.5226539
    >>5226520

    New York.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:57 No.5226543
    >>5226511
    By the time anyone notices, more effective demonstrations of our power will be going on.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)12:59 No.5226554
    >>5226494
    >>5226497
    >MILITARY STATUS: DISPATCHED
    >Well its definitely hit the fan now...
    Well fuck, I guess I should've posted a lot sooner eh?
    Well, no matter; I doubt any authority on Earth would expect ONE-THIRD of the world population to suddenly militarize and revolt with weapons and armor GROWN FROM FUCKING TREES AND BUSHES

    Btw
    >Command: Biological Armor must be white, WHITE and SHINY, with black accents and joints. Also, NO HELMETS. Our warriors are the face of humanity's, and the Earth's future, and we will not hide any part of our faces.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:00 No.5226574
    I think we should wait and see what the military is going to do. If we don't act aggressively, they won't know how to procede.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:01 No.5226581
    >>5226449
    >>5226497
    >>5226554
    I have a feeling OP's going ignore my posts...
    Well, shower and sleep for me, I'll check the archives tomorrow I guess
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:01 No.5226584
    Check status of dispatched military - goals, objectives, rough numbers of troops, and what kind.

    Upgrade 1/5 all Bantees to SPORE BULLETS
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:01 No.5226587
    >>5226538
    COMMAND: Choose a PROPHET from amongst our BELIEVERS in AFRICA. Their characteristics should include CHARISMA, INTELLIGENCE, and STRONG SUPPORT FOR US. Grant them HYBRID status and learn their NAME.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:04 No.5226613
    >>5226581
    Your posts are SILLY anyway, no offense. We do not really need INFANTRY, nor INFANTRY EQUIPMENT, at this point in time. The war for Earth will be fought at the BACTERIAL LEVEL as we proceed to INFECT all who resist us.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:07 No.5226642
    >>5226613
    The ants are strictly anti-infantry. If the military is insane enough to try to start slaughtering civilians (which is why I want to know what the military intend to do - kill/maim/burn or just spray some dettol antibacterial into the air), I'd like to try and save some of them. They're useful research tools.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:08 No.5226646
    >>5226613
    We just need to let the non-believers panic themselves to death. Riots, etc will ensue, the military will come in and we're all just chillin' with no deaths.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:09 No.5226666
    >>5226613
    Also, I agree that arming the infected is a dumb idea. We have BEEEESSS to shoot people with, and they've got a much better targeting capability, if not as good a piercing ability.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/22/09(Wed)13:12 No.5226694
    >>5226581

    I only ignore it if I miss them or enough people object to it.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:12 No.5226699
    SUGGESTION: instead of building SPACE CATAPULT, REASEARCH into building BIOLOGICAL TOWER that reaches outside the STRATOSPHERE. Let's bypass launch energy entirely.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/22/09(Wed)13:14 No.5226720
    >>5226587

    Need more support for this option. Same rules as last time; 5 for or 5 against decides it.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:14 No.5226725
    >>5226532
    good and
    Research large bio flight.(like plane)
    Research extreme heat Resistance.
    Research extreme cold Resistance.

    Research faster than light travel


    Infect all matter to core of planet.
    use planet core heat as energy to infect all matter in biosphere.

    begin transforming earth into space ship.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:15 No.5226727
    >>5226699
    Not RIGHT now. Wait 'till we've got over 50% of biomass of everything. Though we might want to make a start in Africa.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:17 No.5226753
    >>5226725
    Can we even infect inorganic matter? Arg, someone post the capabilities list...
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:18 No.5226760
    >>5226613
    >We do not really need INFANTRY, nor INFANTRY EQUIPMENT, at this point in time. The war for Earth will be fought at the BACTERIAL LEVEL as we proceed to INFECT all who resist us.
    >at this point in time.
    Hence, I said it helps to be prepared. We should do this now while we have the time and the flexibility; the military probably still thinks we are a summer cold, and are merely mobilizing to start a quarantine.
    I am not suggesting a war, I'm suggesting that we "prepare" something that would not only give us a public face, provide us with a potential a show of force and solidarity, but also physical/conventional strength that the common folk would understand and appreciate.
    That, and the fact we really need someway to prevent someone from walking right up to Selene and shooting her down other than BANTEES and POISONED HONEY and I PREPARED INFECTIOUS SPORES THIS MORNING (they were in your cereal) kind of deal. And NO, I'D RATHER NOT HAVE SELENE DIE, EVEN IF WE CAN 'RESURRECT' HER.
    In other words, they are a precaution (and a potential showpiece). A conventional precaution which we very much lack at this moment.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/22/09(Wed)13:19 No.5226767
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    >>5226725
    >Research faster than light travel
    >>5226699

    Now, I'm not much of a science person, and even science in THIS "game" is rather flimsy, but...
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:19 No.5226768
    >>5226725
    WHAT A GREAT IDEA WHEN 2/3RDS OF EARTH ARENT EVEN ON OUR SIDE :D
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:19 No.5226771
    QUERY: Status of Military Cleanup crew?
    What are they trying to do, mass genocide and firebombing, or simply handing out detergent? Use INFECTED ANIMALS to SPY on MILITARY CLEANUP
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:21 No.5226777
    >>5226699
    That is only viable if we have CARBON NANOTUBE research, is it not? Do we, in fact, have CARBON NANOTUBES? If so, then we should begin STRATOSPHERIC BIOSPIRE research immediately. If not, then it's probably infeasible given our current available biomass.

    Regardless, a SPACE CATAPULT can't hurt.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:21 No.5226783
    >>5226587
    FULL SUPPORT
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:22 No.5226786
    >>5226767
    You're right, a catapult IS a stupid idea.

    How about a mangonel?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:22 No.5226789
    >>5226768
    I agree we should also do this so that is what 3 votes?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:25 No.5226814
    >>5226760
    I can see where you're coming from, but I still don't think it necessary. We don't need to appeal to the common folk- anyone without sealed biosuits will hear us whispering in their head before long in any case, and that's far more effective than any mere show of familiar types of force.

    >>5226720
    For; it's absurd to have something like 800 million followers on the continent without some sort of token rep. We can't restrict ourselves to SELENE and BROOKE for all eternity.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:25 No.5226815
    >>5226720
    I vote for.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:28 No.5226839
    >>5226814
    I would like to suggest weaponising at least one thing in order to help prevent potential slaughter at the least. Get the bees to weapon status (i.e. stingers getting through hazmat suits) and we're done. Can't be bothered about tanks and helis, though.

    That's all we need. We've got more bees than they have antibee shields.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:28 No.5226844
    >>5226587
    I'm all for it. The more main conscious characters, the better.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:31 No.5226864
    >>5226844
    Might as well do one for every African state/subcountry.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:31 No.5226866
    >>5226777
    Why, I am in fact the very person who suggested nanotube research around thread 5-6. COOL TIMES.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/22/09(Wed)13:32 No.5226875
    PRESIDENT QUARANTINED due to SUSPECTED INFECTEE.

    >TRAIN:
    >>HEAT RESISTANCE
    >>RAPID MUTATION
    >>TRAINING COMPLETION STATUS: 60%

    >COMMENCE CONSTRUCTION OF AVATAR
    >>AVATAR CONSTRUCTION STATUS: 90%

    >MUTATE: ENERGY COLLECTION FUNGUS to be SUPER NUTRITIONAL to INFECTED HOSTS
    >MUTATION SUCCESS RATE: 50%
    >>MUTATION STATUS: 80%

    >QUERY: STATUS: CORPORATE ENDEAVOR: HEAVEN ENTERPRISES CORPORATION
    >STATUS: IN PROGRESS
    >MERGE: CURRENTLY OWNED COMPANIES into HEAVEN ENTERPRISES
    >>FOCUS: BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH/DEVELOPMENT
    >COMPANY is under investigation.

    >RESEARCH EXTREME COLD/HEAT RESISTANCE
    >>RESEARCH STATUS: 20%

    >AFRICAN POPULATION
    >GRANT BELIEVERS: TELEPATHY/PREVENT INTERNAL VIOLENCE
    >>HEAVEN BELIEF: 80%
    >>HEAVEN DISBELIEF: 20%

    >AFRICAN MIGRATION STATUS: 60%

    >DOCTOR MEMORY SCAN STATUS: 100%
    >>INSERT TOPIC to SEARCH______

    QUERY: Status of Military Cleanup crew?
    >>STATUS of ARRIVAL in NEW YORK: 70%

    >BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 92%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 150%

    >LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT STATUS: DISPATCHED
    >FDA STATUS: ON ALERT
    >MILITARY STATUS: DISPATCHED

    >Insert Command_____

    >Electronic Virus: 0%
    >World Population: 39%
    >Honey Scheme: ?%
    >Land: 60%
    >Ocean(s): 55%

    If I didn't do your suggestion/whatever, it's because it's being discussed and no set action is agreed on.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/22/09(Wed)13:33 No.5226882
    >>5226866

    You have the CARBON NANOTUBES, or whatever.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:33 No.5226883
    >>5226866
    Fuck the tower, go for elevator.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:35 No.5226895
    >>5226883
    Well that's actually what I was thinking. I phrased it badly, I guess. Stratospheric BioElevator Spire!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:35 No.5226898
    >>5226875
    >>PRESIDENT QUARANTINED due to SUSPECTED INFECTEE.

    OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIII-wait that doesn't really matter, does it? I mean, we've already infected him/her (could happen) and we almost have total control over their body. UNLESS the military has some kind of antiviral drug or something which is bad news for us, which MAY explain the earlier failure to infect them....
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:36 No.5226900
    >>5226875
    >PRESIDENT QUARANTINED due to SUSPECTED INFECTEE.
    FFFFF how the hell did they find THAT out? Oh, right, he gets checked and stuff.

    But WHAT are the military going to do when they get to NY?

    COMMAND: All infected humans to RUN LIKE FUCK (or use cars) OUT OF NY
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:36 No.5226906
    >>5226882
    COMMAND: Begin STRATOSPHERIC BIOSPIRE research immediately!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:37 No.5226911
    WEAPONIZE BEES AND BANTEES
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:37 No.5226917
    >>5226900

    Gotta wonder what they'll be thinking now that they've encountered a diseased population that doesn't /want/ to be cured.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:39 No.5226921
    >>5226783
    >>5226814
    >>5226815
    >>5226844
    >>5226864
    I believe that this is five for creating an AFRICAN HYBRID PROPHET. If it's not, well, there have been no votes against and the thread is only so active...
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:39 No.5226923
    COMMAND: PREPARE to TAKE CONTROL of all INFECTED in NEW YORK in the rare case that the MILITARY take drastic action and ATTACKS.

    Keep in mind that I only said PREPARE.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:42 No.5226939
    We were going to prepare Brooke to be our local command hybrid, right?

    I say we do that. Talk to her about it, offer the usual suite of upgrades: Body efficiency enhancement, faster thinking, kung fu. Pretty much the works.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/22/09(Wed)13:43 No.5226949
    >>5226921

    Yep.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:50 No.5226978
    >>5226900
    >COMMAND: All infected humans to RUN LIKE FUCK (or use cars) OUT OF NY
    That's a terrible plan. Seriously terrible. It'll result in chaos and probably getting our infecteds shot. Don't do it.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:50 No.5226984
    >>5226875
    ...CAN you guarantee the President? Can't he just, order you not to?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:53 No.5227000
    >>5226984
    Quarantine, I mean.

    Any HEAVEN CORP, being making HEAVEN HONEY.

    Also report on how having no bees is making the FDA respond? They should be shitting themselves.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:54 No.5227009
    >>5226984
    The fact that they're removing their chain of command from command means that the military is probably taking over and going into WAR MODE.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:55 No.5227022
    >>5226875
    >>5226814
    >I can see where you're coming from, but I still don't think it necessary. We don't need to appeal to the common folk- anyone without sealed biosuits will hear us whispering in their head before long in any case, and that's far more effective than any mere show of familiar types of force.
    But... But... Can we? Please?
    I mean, c'mon, our name is Heaven, we have all but claimed to be omni-potent or a god.
    I mean, the image of people you've known all your life and from all around the world donning identical shining white armor and weapons seemingly given by nature itself against the established order, united under one belief, one cause, one WORD; HEAVEN, to bring about utopia. I mean, that's got to mean something to people, right?
    (Or would you seriously continue to indulge people who are going on about getting into space and FTL travel while cops are closing in on us/Selene (even though we infected 100% of the town LONG AGO. Perhaps the OP is trying to encourage us to do something other than 'we infect them, then him, and her as well' kind of deal).
    Please? At least allow these research to be done? PLEASE

    >(Btw, what was that the BANTEES and ANTS were digging earlier? It seems to have disappeared off our radar entirely)

    PLEASE!!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:56 No.5227024
    >HEAVEN ENTERPRISES CORPORATION
    >COMPANY is under investigation.
    COMMAND: See that all investigators are INFECTED, and have them INFECT their superiors. QUASH the investigation.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/22/09(Wed)13:57 No.5227032
    >TRAIN:
    >>HEAT RESISTANCE
    >>RAPID MUTATION
    >>TRAINING COMPLETION STATUS: 80%

    >COMMENCE CONSTRUCTION OF AVATAR
    >>AVATAR CONSTRUCTION STATUS: 100%
    >>AVATAR CONSTRUCTION FAILED

    >MUTATE: ENERGY COLLECTION FUNGUS to be SUPER NUTRITIONAL to INFECTED HOSTS
    >MUTATION SUCCESS RATE: 50%
    >>MUTATION STATUS: 100%
    >>MUTATION FAIL- SUCCESSFUL

    >QUERY: STATUS: CORPORATE ENDEAVOR: HEAVEN ENTERPRISES CORPORATION
    >STATUS: IN PROGRESS
    >MERGE: CURRENTLY OWNED COMPANIES into HEAVEN ENTERPRISES
    >>FOCUS: BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH/DEVELOPMENT
    >COMPANY is under investigation.

    >RESEARCH EXTREME COLD/HEAT RESISTANCE
    >STRATOSPHERIC BIO-SPIRE
    >>RESEARCH STATUS: 30%

    >AFRICAN POPULATION
    >GRANT BELIEVERS: TELEPATHY/PREVENT INTERNAL VIOLENCE
    >>HEAVEN BELIEF: 80%
    >>HEAVEN DISBELIEF: 20%

    >AFRICAN MIGRATION STATUS: 90%

    >DOCTOR MEMORY SCAN STATUS: 100%
    >>INSERT TOPIC to SEARCH______

    QUERY: Status of Military Cleanup crew?
    >>STATUS of ARRIVAL in NEW YORK: 90%

    >SEARCH AFRICAN INFECTED: CHARISMA, INTELLIGENCE, STRONG SUPPORT for INFECTION
    >RESULTS: 2 FOUND
    >1 MALE
    >1 FEMALE
    >CHOOSE 1

    >COMMUNICATION w/ BROOKE
    >How would you like to become part of us?
    >>Like a fusion? Or hybrid?
    >Correct.
    >>Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... I gotta think about it. Seems kinda shady.

    >BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 9%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 150%

    >LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT STATUS: DISPATCHED
    >FDA STATUS: ON ALERT
    >MILITARY STATUS: DISPATCHED

    >Insert Command_____

    >Electronic Virus: 0%
    >World Population: 39%
    >Honey Scheme: ?%
    >Land: 65%
    >Ocean(s): 60%
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:57 No.5227035
    SOURCE OF THIS GAME

    PLEASE
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:58 No.5227042
    >>5227022
    >Please? At least allow these research to be done? PLEASE
    Personally, the reason I don't like silly research topics is that our research/mutation speed hasn't gone up in spite of the fact that the resources we have to devote to research have, by many orders of magnitude. It's all frustratingly slow, and adding more stuff will only slow it even further.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)13:59 No.5227050
    >>5227032
    NOOOOOOOOO FUCK.

    I think this is turning into railrodan.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:00 No.5227054
    >COMMUNICATION w/ BROOKE
    >How would you like to become part of us?
    >>Like a fusion? Or hybrid?
    >Correct.
    >>Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... I gotta think about it. Seems kinda shady.

    >BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 9%

    Shit. Should probably have offered the perks first. Ah well.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:00 No.5227058
    >MUTATE: ENERGY COLLECTION FUNGUS to be SUPER NUTRITIONAL to INFECTED HOSTS
    >>MUTATION FAIL- SUCCESSFUL
    Assuming that this means SUCCESS was achieved, use ENERGY FUNGUS to END HUNGER in AFRICA.

    And everywhere else that we can get it to grow fast enough, for that matter. Cover the world in ENERGY FUNGUS.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:00 No.5227059
    HAVE PRESIDENT OR FAILING THAT MOST FAMOUS POLITICAL INFECTED CLAIM ON LIVE AMERICAN TV THAT THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF A MILITARY COUP
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:01 No.5227066
    >>5227032
    >>MUTATION FAIL- SUCCESSFUL
    >>FAIL- SUCCESSFUL

    Wait, what?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:02 No.5227071
    >>5227032
    THIS
    >>5227000
    Also report on INFECTED LAW ENFORCEMENT on what's going on with them.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:02 No.5227073
    Oh god, it's like the prequel of Nausicaä.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:02 No.5227076
    >Also report on how having no bees is making the FDA respond? They should be shitting themselves.
    That would just make all the nations realize the scope of the problem, which we really shouldn't do, as any such realization would probably result in extreme and potentially rash decisions on their part, and any possible result would be bad for us. (sterilization campaigns, defoliating campaigns, serious quarantines, 'sterilization' of the infected, and nukes,which is probably their only effective option at this point anyway)

    >approve my research please!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:04 No.5227081
    >>5227059
    That'll spark full on civil war. Is that what we want at the moment? Some of our infected could die.
    >>5227073
    What's that?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:05 No.5227086
    We need to designate some creature to watch nothing but news programs, to try and keep abreast of things. Something like a dog or a bird or something. After all, I'm sure it wouldn't look good to have a human just sitting in front of a television without even getting up to eat.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:06 No.5227096
    >>5227073
    Hah, I didn't think of that, but it's so true. Really hope we don't end up that way, though.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:06 No.5227098
    TRAIN africans in WAR with WHITE ARMOR
    >> CONTRIBUTIONS 07/22/09(Wed)14:06 No.5227100
    >>5227032
    Did you typo or did her compatibility drop waaaay low?

    Anyways, SEARCH DOCTOR's MEMORIES for everything related to VIRUS.

    PICK male PROPHET. Selene is our female 'prophet' already. GENDER EQUALITY!

    INVESTIGATE: AVATAR PROJECT FAILURE. TRAIN in faults.

    Have HEAD BEEKEEPER (Who is captured) question the FDA's reason for arresting him.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:06 No.5227106
    >>5227081
    Chaos is the prefect condition in which to spread ourselves. less will die this way than if the military cracks down on us
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:08 No.5227117
    >SEARCH AFRICAN INFECTED: CHARISMA, INTELLIGENCE, STRONG SUPPORT for INFECTION
    >1 MALE
    >1 FEMALE
    Frankly, I see no reason to choose one if two equal candidates are available. Let it never be said that the hive is gender discriminatory.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/22/09(Wed)14:08 No.5227118
    >>5227054

    It's still in the 90's, I just erased the 0 accidentally.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:10 No.5227133
    >>5227032
    I note a lack of STRATOSPHERIC BIOSPIRE research.

    RESEARCH: STRATOSPHERIC BIOSPIRE. This is a space elevator made out of us! We need one.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:10 No.5227136
    >>5227117
    Males in Africa usually are the ones holding chief positions.

    Women, however, give a friendlier atmosphere to joining PLANET.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:10 No.5227138
    >>5226923
    Yeah, we've gotta have a plan to keep people alive if the military start killing civilians. We don't want people to die!
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/22/09(Wed)14:11 No.5227143
    >>5227133
    >>STRATOSPHERIC BIO-SPIRE

    Look a little harder.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:13 No.5227151
    TRAIN UNDERCOVER SOLDIERS goddamit
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:13 No.5227155
    Don't we already have all kinds of crap that makes our children more likely to survive in a war?

    List all things researched, please.
    >> CONTRIBUTIONS 07/22/09(Wed)14:13 No.5227156
    We've almost taken over half the population of the world, and more than that environment-wise. Badass.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:17 No.5227178
    Once we have Avatar, we must let Selene know.

    And then we can go on a date or something :D
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:18 No.5227180
    >>5227032
    Is there any way we can prevent capture or death of our people? I don't know exactly how we can achieve this, but there has to be some way we can protect the lives of everyone - or, at least, as many people as possible.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:18 No.5227184
    >>5227133
    Great idea. Very subtle.
    As if giant blobs of walking cells wasn't silly enough, you want a huge SPIRE O' CELLS to reach into space. I'm not going to even get into the science of why that is a bad idea.
    You might as well start trying to envelop the Earth in a literal WAVE of cells first if you wanted a bio spire.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:18 No.5227188
    Female prophet FTW.

    WE ARE THE VOICE OF PLANET.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:19 No.5227196
    >Personally, the reason I don't like silly research topics is that our research/mutation speed hasn't gone up in spite of the fact that the resources we have to devote to research have, by many orders of magnitude. It's all frustratingly slow, and adding more stuff will only slow it even further.
    Hence I added a completely separate research branch and introduced a research cue by order of importance... Also, you are willing to let ideas like the numerous heat resistance we've had (which has done nothing for us, it is merely a relic of Pandemic 2 which OP based the very first version of this quest off of), digging ability for BANTEES (wtf did they even dig for?), and now allow random animal hybrids, dragons, and now space travel, ftl travel, to be on the table? While our solution to every single problem from since 3+ threads ago was to infect+mind control?
    Also, silly research hasn't been entirely to blame, but the fact that we started with 5 researchers and now have 20, while the researches we do at a time has grown from around 2 to around 10 at once, with new ones being added all the time and delaying/setting-back the important stuff we had been researching for a while. Also, the OP himself had said he was reworking the research system so it is less broken.
    Again, PLEASE! The AVATAR has gone through, and it should be obvious at best a compromise of the combat-form idea, and at worst a simple re-name. Which one would you rather want walking the streets? Viral constructs, or enhanced-humans?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:19 No.5227201
    >>5227184
    I'm pretty sure the time for subtlety is over.
    Now is the time for Defense. Find some way to keep our dudes alive, and non-lethally infect any hostile dudes.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:21 No.5227215
    >>5227188
    Fuck yeah, develop PLAGUE SERENA BUTLER
    >> CONTRIBUTIONS 07/22/09(Wed)14:21 No.5227219
    >>5227184
    Hey shit-on-stuff, we're RESEARCHING. Not building.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:21 No.5227220
    >>5227201
    You seem to have missed the part where we can infect ANYTHING. They shoot at us, we can infect their guns, thier armor, their tanks, thier missiles IN MIDAIR, thier soldiers.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:21 No.5227221
    >>5227184
    We actually have CARBON NANOTUBES, so it's not really that biological at all, more metal with fleshy controller bits wrapped around it. The science isn't that much softer than an actual space elevator plan.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:22 No.5227230
    >>5227201
    Bacterial touch?

    Infection by contact would be badass.

    ALLOCATE MORE RESEACHIN PEOPLE!
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/22/09(Wed)14:22 No.5227233
    >TRAIN:
    >>HEAT RESISTANCE
    >>RAPID MUTATION
    >>TRAINING COMPLETION STATUS: 100%
    >HEAT RESISTANCE/RAPID MUTATION ENHANCED

    >COMMENCE CONSTRUCTION OF AVATAR
    >>AVATAR CONSTRUCTION STATUS: 100%
    >>AVATAR CONSTRUCTION FAILED

    >COMMAND ENERGY FUNGUS: GROW WHERE INFECTED
    >>FUNGUS GROWTH STATUS: 10%

    >QUERY: STATUS: CORPORATE ENDEAVOR: HEAVEN ENTERPRISES CORPORATION
    >STATUS: CREATED
    >MERGE: CURRENTLY OWNED COMPANIES into HEAVEN ENTERPRISES
    >>FOCUS: BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH/DEVELOPMENT
    >COMPANY is under investigation.

    >RESEARCH EXTREME COLD/HEAT RESISTANCE
    >STRATOSPHERIC BIO-SPIRE
    >>RESEARCH STATUS: 70%

    >AFRICAN POPULATION
    >GRANT BELIEVERS: TELEPATHY/PREVENT INTERNAL VIOLENCE
    >>HEAVEN BELIEF: 80%
    >>HEAVEN DISBELIEF: 20%

    >AFRICAN MIGRATION STATUS: 100%
    >>5 AFRICANS have SUCCESSFULLY MIGRATED
    >CHOOSE 5 LOCATIONS

    >INVESTIGATION: AVATAR PROJECT FAILURE
    >>INVESTIGATION STATUS 50%

    >DOCTOR MEMORY SCAN STATUS: 100%
    >>INSERT TOPIC to SEARCH: VIRUS
    >I found an odd virus; it seems to be aware of my presence; I tested it; it has super intelligence; I alerted the military and sent a sample; they are currently concocting a cure; I have made a counter-virus.

    QUERY: Status of Military Cleanup crew?
    >>STATUS of ARRIVAL in NEW YORK: 100%
    >MILITARY has arrived in NEW YORK.

    >SEARCH AFRICAN INFECTED: CHARISMA, INTELLIGENCE, STRONG SUPPORT for INFECTION
    >RESULTS: 2 FOUND
    >1 MALE
    >1 FEMALE
    >MALE PROPHET CHOOSEN

    >CONVERSATION w/ MALE PROPHET
    >HEAVEN has chosen you to lead.
    >>And I will. You have my trust.

    >MALE PROPHET COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 75%
    >BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 96%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 150%

    >LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT STATUS: DISPATCHED
    >FDA STATUS: ON ALERT
    >MILITARY STATUS: DISPATCHED

    >Insert Command_____

    >Electronic Virus: 0%
    >World Population: 43%
    >Honey Scheme: ?%
    >Land: 70%
    >Ocean(s): 65%
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:23 No.5227240
    >>5227196
    >Also, silly research hasn't been entirely to blame, but the fact that we started with 5 researchers and now have 20

    I don't know that that's accurate. There have been repeated calls to convert hundreds, thousands, or even millions of people into researchers. I have no idea what our researcher base looks like at this point.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:23 No.5227245
    We've got knowledge of human psychology, right?

    Make Selene a gift she'd be likely to appreciate.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:24 No.5227252
    >>5227233
    FUCK YO MALE PROPHET, NIGGA.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:25 No.5227258
    Alert Brooke to the fact the military are coming.

    Do we have anyone infected inside the military so we know if they have discovered a cure/antibotic that affects us?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:25 No.5227259
    >>5227184
    On that note, What are our energy reserves looking like? What would it take for us to actually storm across the countryside by rapid division and infect stuff by enveloping it?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:25 No.5227260
    >>5227233
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

    I TOLD YOU ALL WE SHOULD HAVE KILL HIM. BUT NOOOOOO, WE'RE TOO GOOD TO KILL SUCH A BIG THREAT!

    THAT'S IT. WE TAKE CONTROL OF HIS BODIES. NO ACTIONS THAT WE DON'T COMMAND. GO TO THE MILITARY. DESTROY ALL RESEARCH AND COUNTER-VIRUS AND THEN KILL YOURSELF.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:25 No.5227269
    >I found an odd virus; it seems to be aware of my presence; I tested it; it has super intelligence; I alerted the military and sent a sample; they are currently concocting a cure; I have made a counter-virus.

    OHSHI-
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:26 No.5227274
    >>5227098
    No. They will see you coming a mile away, especialy if its all pretty and shiny. If it does come to war make it so they can't discern friend from foe. Besides the fact a lot of people would be disgusted by the idea of bio-organic tech.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/22/09(Wed)14:26 No.5227275
    >>5227196
    >which has done nothing for us, it is merely a relic of Pandemic 2 which OP based the very first version of this quest off of

    No, I didn't, but okay.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:26 No.5227278
    >DOCTOR MEMORY SCAN STATUS: 100%
    >>INSERT TOPIC to SEARCH: VIRUS
    >I found an odd virus; it seems to be aware of my presence; I tested it; it has super intelligence; I alerted the military and sent a sample; they are currently concocting a cure; I have made a counter-virus.

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    PRIORITY ONE: Research countermeasures for virus. STAT.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:26 No.5227280
    >they are currently concocting a cure; I have made a counter-virus.
    RESEARCH: COUNTER-COUNTER VIRUS
    RESEARCH: INFECTION RESILIENCE

    They're not getting us out that easily!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:27 No.5227287
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    >>5227233
    Our male prophet needs a name and an image.

    I'm thinking Huey.
    >> CONTRIBUTIONS 07/22/09(Wed)14:27 No.5227288
    FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUU DOOOOCTOOOOOOOOOR

    SEARCH his MIND for the make-up of the COUNTER-VIRUS and RESEARCH into developing a method of ASSIMILATING it.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:27 No.5227290
    >>5227260
    I support this psychopathic endeavor
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:29 No.5227306
    >>5227233
    Oh they do have an anti-virus. Other than Selene and Brooke we don't have that many strategic interests in New York. I suggest extraction of Selene and Brooke to Africa and total retreat from New York.

    This leaves the military with absolutely no evidence of our existence and the public thinking the military is wasting tax payer money.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:30 No.5227319
    Youd be better off being nano bots. Virus and bacteria are too simple to do what your talking about.

    Nano bots might be able to communicate and follow a plan but micro organisms cant.

    Also whats the story with immune systems? Have they been turned off or what? Even if the body cant actually clear the infection its gonna be active and possibly damaging the body in the long term.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:30 No.5227320
    >>5227288

    This. This first. Kill him if you want later, but first we have to get all we can on the countervirus out of him.

    We have access to his memory. Let's see what we can do with this.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:30 No.5227322
    >>And I will. You have my trust.
    COMMAND: Make sure he gets every UPGRADE we have in our arsenal while still leaving him HUMAN-LOOKING.

    To PROPHET: Speak to the people, and be heard. HEAVEN must embrace the whole of the planet.

    COMMAND: Use TELEPATHY as BROADCASTING SYSTEM on behalf of PROPHET.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:30 No.5227325
    >>5227306
    We're going to need a way to get them to Africa, during total lockdown.

    ...

    Mutate: WINGS for HUMANS
    Call this project "ANGEL".
    >> CONTRIBUTIONS 07/22/09(Wed)14:31 No.5227328
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    >>THIS IS THE MALE PROPHET. I HAVE SPOKEN.<
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:31 No.5227333
    >>5227306
    Dude, we've got more than 40% of the world population and 70% of its land (plants/animals). In all likelihood, New England is practically one giant cancer working on our behalf.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:32 No.5227342
    >>5227287
    >>5227328
    These are both incorrect. The prophet has been staring us in the face this entire time.

    And he shall be called... OCELOT.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:32 No.5227344
    >>5227042
    Well, now we have chaos in the streets, a number of our own arguing for taking a stand by taking control of our infected.
    On top of that, we have begun the construction of a space-tower and someone suggesting the use of the new AVATAR so we can get with Selene. Do my ideas honestly still look bad now?

    >>5227151
    I think that's what I was basically implying we do, but in greater detail...

    >>5227098
    >TRAIN africans in WAR with WHITE ARMOR
    Thank you!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:33 No.5227346
    >>5227328
    FUCK YES, HE TALKS THE WORD OF HEAVEN
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:33 No.5227348
    Whats the ultimate goal of the project?
    >> CONTRIBUTIONS 07/22/09(Wed)14:33 No.5227349
    >>5227319
    We're some sort of supernatural cell. Also we bypass the immune system by directly taking control of it.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:33 No.5227350
    Speak to doctor.
    "I have given you an opportunity to live in peace, and you have wasted this opportunity, doctor. I do not wish to do this, but you force my hand. Know that you have brought the wrath of Heaven down upon yourself."

    Search his mind for his greatest fear. Give him his own personal hell. Perhaps slowly break him down for his component nutrients.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:34 No.5227356
    >Counter-virus

    FUCK. FUCK.
    FUCK.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:36 No.5227370
    >>5227344
    Unfortunately, our AVATAR was unable to be created.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:36 No.5227377
    >>5227356
    Hm. ...

    We're gonna need Infections.

    See if we can research some type of "Infection missile", or if we can just get on board airplanes somehow. The more world we have infected, the more awesome.jpg we'll be.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:38 No.5227385
    >CHOOSE 5 LOCATIONS
    Countries? Cities?
    Anyways:
    -Delhi (India)
    -Shanghai (China)
    -Istanbul (Turkey)
    -São Paulo (Brazil)
    -Tokyo (Japan)
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:39 No.5227401
    Try our hand at avatar again, after we see why it failed last time.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:39 No.5227405
    >>5227059
    THIS!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:39 No.5227406
    >>5227385

    Agree, but switch Tokyo for Mexico City. Population density, yo.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:42 No.5227421
    >>5227385

    Agree, but switch Tokyo for Mexico City.

    Population density, yo.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:42 No.5227422
    Find out exactly who the doc contacted and attempt to infect them. If we silence the upper echelons of the Army, they will start becoming unable to properly act.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:43 No.5227434
    >>5227406
    >>5227421

    Bah. Stupid laggy 4chan.
    >> Doublebeard !8SU66ytnZw 07/22/09(Wed)14:43 No.5227437
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    >>5227059
    >>5227344
    This is War now, we need to start thiniking in our offensive.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:43 No.5227438
    >>5227385
    Toronto
    Tokyo
    Mexico City
    Shanghai
    Delhi
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:45 No.5227458
    >someone suggesting the use of the new AVATAR so we can get with Selene.
    What's wrong with that? It's clear that Selene has affection for us, should we let her go on without being requited?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:46 No.5227466
    *leaves for two hours - two goddamn hours - and returns* ...Okay, what the fuck. Let's all chill out for one second.

    People suggesting FTL, bio-stratospheric tower, etc. You're retarded. Shit's going down right here and right now, we're not even thinking about space.

    People suggesting weaponizing - not yet. Developing the tech may be useful, but we aren't about to go full-scale war.

    My suggestion is to get our valuable assets (Selene and Brooke) out of the US, reactivate DEFCON5 (which we disabled but didn't delete) and use it on all other US Infected immediately. We leave no trace of our presence in the United States, the military has quarantined the President for nothing and made themselves look like fools.

    But first, we pick the doctor's brain for every last thing he knows about the countervirus and the cure, then we melt his brain. Once that data is gathered, I want us to work on evolving past it immediately.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:46 No.5227468
    Also....if the military does start firing on suspected infected, take direct control of a members and record the shootings. Upload online. The video should just show soldiers shooting unarmed civilians. The international incident will be a substantial blow to the military and may cause international conflict.
    Think like Kane people!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:47 No.5227475
    >>5227458
    We could just mess with her brainwaves so she sees and feels and hears a very convincing illusion of our avatar.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:47 No.5227485
    >>5227240
    >I don't know that that's accurate. There have been repeated calls to convert hundreds, thousands, or even millions of people into researchers. I have no idea what our researcher base looks like at this point.
    Well? There is now a counter-virus, and the military knows exactly what we are, if not our capabilities, and we do not know what they are going to do. In all likelihood I say its a matter of time before everyone knows.
    They have the counter-virus, so them become immune to us near-immediately, unless we RESEARCH our way around that, but with all the pharmaceutical defense they had overcome with that counter-virus, it won't be a permanent solution.
    If they openly denounce us, we will have to go public immediately, and have the appropriate response (do you think AVATAR (a completely viral construct that only LOOKS like humanity) alone, and what seems to be a loose, undisciplined, and mixed rabble of infected will do to convince the world that we are not the great enemy every government/authority/scientists are going to say we are?
    Please, say yes, and we can go BIBLICAL (good vs. evil, etc) (we will have good, intelligent, near-perfect humans and 'nature' on our side, while all they will have is slander and science that people will begin to distrust due to the things they'll have to resort to to attempted to stop us) on the population (we are called HEAVEN afterall, and we ARE looking to create utopia)
    So what do you say?
    >> Doublebeard !8SU66ytnZw 07/22/09(Wed)14:48 No.5227487
    >>5227458
    Yeah but I think there are more immportant matters at hand like THE FUCKING US GOVERNMENT DEVELOPING A COUNTER-VIRUS and the little detail of A HUGE AFRICAN CULT WITH A CHARISMATIC RELIGIOUS LEADER who is being wasted when it has potential to become HEAVEN'S HOLY ARMY
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:49 No.5227497
    >>5227466
    Pretty much this, I kinda forgot what Defcon 5 was but I agree with the rest.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:49 No.5227498
    Use mass media to incite civil war. use resulting carnage to pul out of the USA and into Africa etc
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/22/09(Wed)14:50 No.5227515
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    Got a call that my fiancee's in the hospital so I'm heading there now. I'm not going to be able to continue until later/tomorrow.

    I ask for your understanding, but, if you don't... well, I don't really care.

    Until next time.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:50 No.5227517
    If we had kept Defcon 5 going, we'd probably still be mostly unnoticed. Too late now.

    >>5227377

    If we do this, have it air-burst to cover a wider area.
    >> CONTRIBUTIONS 07/22/09(Wed)14:50 No.5227523
    >>5227485
    I'm all for this
    >> Doublebeard !8SU66ytnZw 07/22/09(Wed)14:51 No.5227529
    >>5227466
    >>5227468
    This sounds like an excellent plan, We lose US (and maybe a big % of infection) But we foil again the US while we regroup and grow stronger in the depths of Africa and the ISOLATED ENVIROMENT

    Also, if we need to attack Amerika, they don't know anything about our DRAGONS =D
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:51 No.5227530
    Reactivaqte DEFCON5

    Brooke/Selene: We have been discovered. I will arrange for transport out of the country. They may seek you out if they know what you are. I do this for your safety.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:51 No.5227531
    >>5227497
    Defcon 5 = Technicians falling asleep out of boredom.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:51 No.5227533
    >>5227515

    Fuck, man. Go check on your woman. Hope all is well.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:51 No.5227534
    >>5227515
    'S cool. See you later.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:52 No.5227548
    >>5227515
    Oy.....good luck man.
    Hope she's alright.
    And it's not like.....an infection or something....
    >> CONTRIBUTIONS 07/22/09(Wed)14:53 No.5227553
    ALRIGHT FOLKS, IT'S OVER AND OUT FOR TODAY. LET'S ARCHIVE.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:55 No.5227572
    >>5227530
    We can send her to the Cult leader!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:55 No.5227579
    >>5227548

    Dun dun DUN!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:56 No.5227586
    >>5227515
    Godspeed.

    >>5227466
    >>5227468
    I vote in favor of this plan, so that's three. Any others?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:58 No.5227611
    >>5227586
    I vote agree, with the additional suggestion that we send Selene and Brooke to our African buddy.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)14:58 No.5227614
    Someone get this archived on suptg. I am, alas, banned from archiving threads.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)15:02 No.5227641
    I vote against Defcon 5. It's too late for that. They already know of us. They will probably look around the world for us once their borders are free of us. If we stay there, it can distract them from our work elsewhere. We might even beat them. After all, if the very plant life around you is an infection source, how can one win?

    Regardless of decision, keep Selene safe, as well as Brooke.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)15:02 No.5227643
    >>5227515
    Oh damn... Best of luck OP...

    >>5226449
    >>5226497

    >>5227466
    >People suggesting weaponizing - not yet. Developing the tech may be useful, but we aren't about to go full-scale war.
    Good idea on the plan to counter the counter-virus. And yes, I didn't say I want to weaponize, I said I wanted to research it so it'll be ready if/when we need it. If you look at my two posts, you'll notice that the research would take at least days, most likely a week or more (probably 9+ days, 3+ for every batch) to complete, and that is ONLY research, and PRELIMINARY research at that. To actually weaponize after said research is going to be another length of time, up to a week if we're lucky (if OP is kind), and to then mobilize is going to take another few days. I'm guessing a minimum of 2 weeks from research to mobilization, while realistically, probably longer.
    And THAT, is only to research, train, and arm what are essentially glorified militiamen.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)15:11 No.5227723
    REQUESTING DICK GRRL SIDE EFFECTS :-o
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)15:15 No.5227763
    >>5227523
    >5227485
    >I'm all for this
    Yay! Another vote!
    Coupled with these listed here >>5227344
    That's me proposing, 2 votes of yes, 1 ambilivant yes, and 1 outright(?) no...
    2(3?)-1, and that's not including me
    C'mon, add it to the cue, please OP? I've already begged (don't make me buy votes by fulfilling requests on other threads *not quite blackmail*)
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)15:17 No.5227785
    We need to move all of our corporate holdings out of the US, since they're getting all pissy. Maybe we should consider a floating island to move everything to Africa?



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