We began as nothing. A mere cell.

Soon, the world will kneel.

Thereafter, reality will crumble.

COMMAND: Using internet info and internet communication: CREATE/START HEAVEN CORPORATION: Use approprate channels wherever possible: Corporation focus BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH/DEVELOPEMENT.

Ah well, time to terminate all viruses in the honey. BEFORE they take samples.
Let's only take the rap for nicotine.

>I am displeased, but accept the revelation.

Noooo!

Why would we be displeased? Heaven is a perfect name for us, it reflects what we are in our godlike nature and our goals in utopia!

We love her for it!

From the thread before this one: Create a backup of Selene's and Brooke's consciousness to be used with AVATAR in case SHTF so that if Selene's or Brooke's body is destroyed we can recreate them. Maybe call this RAPTURE?

>>5214580
A solution proposed.

EXAMINE SELF: Does SELF have capability to transfer consciousness between individuals after CELLULAR MODIFICATION to those individuals brain structure to allow such?

(I think we could do the biological part easily but the "What is a conciousness?" problem might make this sketchy.)

MOST INFLUENCAL BEEKEEPER arrange MEETING with FDA.

ALL OWNED COMPANIES, MERGE. ESPECIALLY XANADU ONE. INTO HEAVEN ENTERPRISES.

>>5214675

And that's when i realise, we are schizophrenic!

Commence interstrain civilwar.

>>5214675
COMMUNICATE: SELENE: "Upon further consideration displeased is the wrong word. We were surprised but are pleasantly content that you named us for something you are so affectionate for."

>>5214677
>>5214679

BEGIN RESEARCHING these under the NAME: RAPTURE

>>5214675
Principle of the thing. She didn't take us seriously.

Maybe we should worry less about Selene and more about the MISSING PERSONS REPORT

>>5214702
At least it wasn't 'Indiana'.

>AFRICAN POPULATION
>>HEAVEN BELIEF: 20%
Grant BELIEVERS the TELEPATHY power and HEALTH which eliminates their disease and injuries. Direct them to CONVINCE OTHERS of the BENEFITS OF ACCEPTING HEAVEN.


>MUTATE: FUNGAL ENERGY COLLECTOR
>>MUTATION SUCCESSFUL
Implement this mutation in Africa. Maximize growth. We must have ENERGY to fuel our BELIEVERS.

MANUFACTURE:
Clone of SELENE'S MUM

We can do a better job of it than her.

REMOVE NICOTINE from XANADU HONEY until further notice.

BEGIN MERGER of all holdings into HEAVEN CORPORATION.

>>5214699
This.

>>5214702

Just because her cat has the name doesn't mean she doesn't take us seriously, and besides she doesn't have to!

Besides she does take us seriously, she named us after a close friend, be it a pet it is still a loved one.

>MAYOR PARTY: 1 DAY

>EXAMINE SELF: ABILITY to STORE or TRANSFER CONSCIOUSNESS
>>RESULTS: No.

>MEETING: FDA w/ MOST INFLUENTIAL BEEKEEPER
>>MEETING DATE: 1 DAY

>QUERY: STATUS: CORPORATE ENDEAVOR: HEAVEN ENTERPRISES CORPORATION
>STATUS: STARTED
>MERGE: CURRENTLY OWNED COMPANIES into HEAVEN ENTERPRISES
>>FOCUS: BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH/DEVELOPMENT

>AFRICAN POPULATION
>>HEAVEN BELIEF: 25%
>>HEAVEN DISBELIEF: 75%

>PERSUADE INFECTED: WHISPER the WONDERS of HEAVEN while they SLEEP.
>>WHISPER STATUS: 100%
>WHISPERING COMPLETE
>CURRENT INFECTED cannot be SKEPTICAL of HEAVEN

>>CURRENTLY VIRAL MARKETING of HEAVEN and XANADU HONEY
>>STATUS ON MARKETING: VERY CONVINCING

>COMMUNICATE w/ SELENE
>Upon further consideration displeased is the wrong word. We were surprised but are pleasantly content that you named us for something you are so affectionate for.
>>Oh? Really? I'm glad...

>BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 72%
>SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 130%

>LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT STATUS: SUSPICIOUS
>>LLE is looking into MPR.
>FDA STATUS: SUSPICIOUS

>Insert Command_____

>Electronic Virus: 0%
>World Population: 1%
>Honey Scheme: ?%
>Ocean(s): 5%

>>5214731
Also MUTATE: ENERGY COLLECTION FUNGUS to be SUPER NUTRITIONAL to INFECTED HOSTS.

Cures hunger in Africa but only for our BELIEVERS.

Create a backup of Selene's and Brooke's consciousness to be used with AVATAR in case SHTF so that if Selene's or Brooke's body is destroyed we can recreate them. Maybe call this RAPTURE?

>>5214754
MPR....?

>>5214761
Although I don't agree with the spamming I do second RESEARCHING this and TRAINING in this for the future.

>>5214773
missing persons report

>>5214773

Missing Persons Report.

>>5214754
Did we invite the PRESIDENT to MAYOR PARTY?

Is he coming?

>>5214757
I had sort of assumed that gathering ENERGY would allow us to maintain HEALTH for INFECTEDS, but if that is not the case it could be a bit of a problem.

>>5214677
>Create a backup of Selene's and Brooke's consciousness to be used with AVATAR in case SHTF so that if Selene's or Brooke's body is destroyed we can recreate them.

>Maybe call this RAPTURE?

What's wrong with Resurrection?

>>5214740
GROW SELENE MOM CLONE UNDER SELENE HOUSE
then
Have CLONE cry out for help until someone "saves" her and insist that she's tired from her ordeal under the house.

>EXAMINE SELF: ABILITY to STORE or TRANSFER CONSCIOUSNESS
>>RESULTS: No.

Time to start up the bodyguard/meatshield
program again?

>>5214754
HEAD BEEKEEPER bring INFECTED BUT NICOTINE LACKING HONEY with you.

We're not researching anything at the moment...
RESEARCH:
ABILITY to STORE the SENTIENCE of INFECTED CREATURES.

>>5214793
Sorry forgot...

Also COMMUNICATE: SELENE: "We must apologize but your mother's disappearance has aroused dangerous suspicions. We are replacing her physical form to confound investigations into our true nature. We mean you no emotional harm by this. Please try to understand this will facilitate peace."

>>5214786
If we are going to be called Heaven we might as well use biblical names, Revelations is full of potential material, but OP said no so whatever.

>>5214774
Sorry for the repost, my internet is being silly.

Okay, open communcations with Selene, something to the following effect: "The authorities are looking for your mother. We may be able to create a physical replication to deter them - would this be acceptable, or should we attempt to find another solution?"

EXAMINE SELF: AREAS FOR POTENTIAL IMPROVEMENT

>>5214797

We can create them but we don't need them yet.

suggestion:
COMMUNICATE: BROOKE
"We realize you have not asked for it, but we were wondering if you would like us to optimize your reaction time, eyesight and body musculature and flexibility?"
anyone for? anyone against?

>>5214814
>>5214816
>>5214793
Yes to these very much please.

>>5214785
We can heal diseases and injuries but we can't break Conservation of Energy.
Have them eat fungus 'manna' for bonus lolchristian points.

Whatever happened to our AVATAR program?

Oh, and I keep asking, and keep not getting a response - do we still have nicotine in the honey? If so, remove it immediately - it's unnecessary and it brings the FDA down on us.

>MAYOR PARTY: 1 DAY
>>PRESIDENT ATTENDING

>RESEARCH: ABILITY to STORE or TRANSFER CONSCIOUSNESS
>>RESEARCH STATUS: 10%

>MEETING: FDA w/ MOST INFLUENTIAL BEEKEEPER
>>MEETING DATE: 1 DAY
>>BRING INFECTED but NICOTINE-FREE HONEY

>MUTATE: ENERGY COLLECTION FUNGUS to be SUPER NUTRITIONAL to INFECTED HOSTS
>MUTATION SUCCESS RATE: 50%
>>MUTATION STATUS: 20%

>QUERY: STATUS: CORPORATE ENDEAVOR: HEAVEN ENTERPRISES CORPORATION
>STATUS: IN PROGRESS
>MERGE: CURRENTLY OWNED COMPANIES into HEAVEN ENTERPRISES
>>FOCUS: BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH/DEVELOPMENT

>AFRICAN POPULATION
>>HEALED DISEASES/HUNGER of BELIEVING INFECTED
>>HEAVEN BELIEF: 40%
>>HEAVEN DISBELIEF: 60%

>>CURRENTLY VIRAL MARKETING of HEAVEN and XANADU HONEY
>>STATUS ON MARKETING: VERY CONVINCING

>BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 72%
>SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 130%

>LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT STATUS: SUSPICIOUS
>>LLE is looking into MPR.
>FDA STATUS: SUSPICIOUS
>MILITARY STATUS: SUSPICIOUS

>Insert Command_____

>Electronic Virus: 0%
>World Population: 2%
>Honey Scheme: ?%
>Ocean(s): 10%

>>5214797
We dont really need the actual consiousness. What we need are 2 things:
1) a copy of all memories the person has/is storing which are stored by the brain as RNA. We can do enough genetic shit right now copying the memories should be easy.
2) A copy of the brain engrams, which shapes someone's personality and how they think and resopond to diffrient situations.

Once they're combined in a living body again and the person wakes up they should be nearly exactly the same as they were when the copy took place.

>>5214822

Already been done.

>>5214837

I believe so.

>>5214833

I believe something involving it in one the status report in the previous thread.

>MILITARY STATUS: SUSPICIOUS

Not again! Fooling them twice is going be hard.

>>5214858
REMOVE NICOTINE. NOW.

>AFRICAN POPULATION
COMMAND: Grant them TELEPATHY, and PREVENT any INTERNAL VIOLENCE between BELIEVERS. There is to be no conflict amongst the faithful, for all are one.

>>5214843
Please the CLONE plan and COMMUNICATION with our HYBRIDS please.

>>5214793
>>5214814
>>5214816
>>5214822

Infect algae dominate world's oxygen supply

>>5214833

We have it, and it was NOT retconned, unless it was forgotten. Please do tell us OP.

>>PRESIDENT ATTENDING
Oh god yes. Oh god, oh god yes. Put us in everything at the party. Fill the air with us, the wine with us and lots and lots of honey on all the food.

>>5214816
This.

>>5214843
COMMAND: Infect PLANTS and ANIMALS throughout the continent of AFRICA. Bring ENERGY COLLECTION FUNGUS into the ecosystems and prevent harm to it.

>>5214878

What? I think you have the Avatar program but you haven't used it so... yeah.

>>5214880
Lol. President accidentally eats honey; goes into allergic shock. Assassination attempt investigated.
Secret Service Status: Suspicious.

Just sayin.

>>5214869
This.

>>5214894
He's not going to eat the food if he's allergic.
But on the safe side RESEARCH: PRESIDENT ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING?

>MAYOR PARTY: 1 DAY
>>PRESIDENT ATTENDING

>REMOVE NICOTINE from XANADU HONEY.
>>STATUS of COMPLETE REMOVAL: 20%

>RESEARCH: ABILITY to STORE or TRANSFER CONSCIOUSNESS
>>RESEARCH STATUS: 20%

>MEETING: FDA w/ MOST INFLUENTIAL BEEKEEPER
>>MEETING DATE: 1 DAY
>>BRING INFECTED but NICOTINE-FREE HONEY

>MUTATE: ENERGY COLLECTION FUNGUS to be SUPER NUTRITIONAL to INFECTED HOSTS
>MUTATION SUCCESS RATE: 50%
>>MUTATION STATUS: 40%

>QUERY: STATUS: CORPORATE ENDEAVOR: HEAVEN ENTERPRISES CORPORATION
>STATUS: IN PROGRESS
>MERGE: CURRENTLY OWNED COMPANIES into HEAVEN ENTERPRISES
>>FOCUS: BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH/DEVELOPMENT
>>COMPANY STATUS: 5%

>AFRICAN POPULATION
>GRANT BELIEVERS: TELEPATHY/PREVENT/INTERNAL VIOLENCE
>>HEAVEN BELIEF: 50%
>>HEAVEN DISBELIEF: 50%

>>CURRENTLY VIRAL MARKETING of HEAVEN and XANADU HONEY
>>STATUS ON MARKETING: VERY CONVINCING

COMMUNICATE w/ SELENE:
>The local law establishment are looking for your mother. Remain calm.

>BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 72%
>SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 130%

>LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT STATUS: SUSPICIOUS
>>LLE have arrived at SELENE's home.
>FDA STATUS: SUSPICIOUS
>MILITARY STATUS: SUSPICIOUS

>Insert Command_____

>Electronic Virus: 0%
>World Population: 4%
>Honey Scheme: ?%
>Ocean(s): 20%

All this fungus stuff makes me wonder...are we creating an orkoid ecosystem?

>>LLE have arrived at SELENE's home.

That could be a problem. Infect law enforcement?

>>5214908

To save time, I'll just tell you the results.

He's not allergic to honey.

>>5214923
MONITOR everything LLE says to SELENE, ready to INTERFERE. Suggest she says her mother left her in a drunken fury.

>World Population: 4%

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>5214938
I was actually thinking about that today at work. Since technically anyone infected with the virus spreads it.

>AFRICAN POPULATION
Direct BELIEVERS to declare AFRICA the DOMAIN OF HEAVEN, to CONVERT all within its borders, and to ELIMINATE SUFFERING. Apply SEVERAL THOUSAND of the most CAPABLE to RESEARCH.
Provide occasional UPGRADES to BELIEVERS who have difficulty accomplishing these directives on their own.
SPREAD the ENERGY FUNGUS as far as possible.

>>5214957
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO indeed!

CREATE an ISOLATED ENVIRONMENT in wilds.

USE as testing ground to CREATE an AVATAR

Local infected wildlife will provide sustenance and viral cells.

AVATAR specifics: create an AVATAR copy of SELENE's mother. Do not recreate her personality.

Testing ground specifics: Far out, hard to reach by foot. A place that has not been traversed by humans in a long time.

Create clone fascimilie of mother; dead, decomposed, in woods, with glass vodka bottle in hand.

>>5214968
Countermand - do not, I repeat, do NOT do this. We are nowhere near ready for this level of open activity.

>>5214968
Africa would have some good launch locatons for sattelites/space craft since you need less energy to launch near the Equator. I'll see if I can dig up my old ground-to-orbit cargo massdriver design.

>>5214968

DUDE! NO UPGRADES, do not promote human flaws such as jealousy!

If you serve you become cured/immune to disease, and have food and telepathic communication provided.

Not more!

Something tells me that recreating Selene's mother is a very bad idea.
People will KNOW that it is not Selene's mother, as we didn't absorb her memories or knowledge.
Moreover, when people investigate it further, they'll find US.

Right now, it's unknown whether Selene murdered her mother. What's the easiest way to fix this problem?
SELENE: Ask if we may erase your memories of violence with your mother. The easiest way to make people find you innocent ... is to wash you clean of your crimes.
And then just tell the local law enforcement that we met Selene's mother and then don't know what happened after that.

>>5214968

No open declarations like that, let it be a silent non intrusive community.

>>5214968
while I believe that this is a bit sudden, I have to agree with making Africa the center of our utopia: it seems wonderfully wonderfully poetic.

>>5214995
Uh, we ARE ready for this level of open activity. We have 50% of Africa's population, which is around 500 million people, consciously accepting us as their leader. How is that not ready?

>>5215009
Dude the woman was OLD (CAPS TOTALLY FOR EMPHASIS) its not a stretch that she'd lose memory or act strangely.

>>5214997
How the hell are you going to massdrive cargo at 11 kilometers per fucking second? That's 40,000kph. Mach 30.

>>5215002
I had rather hoped to eventually upgrade everyone fully.

>>5215015

Not enough.

Also OP's stats nay be conflicting.

Before any decision about openness i want a FULL RUNDOWN on the africa infection, how many, where, how long, uninfected reactions, infected reactions. EVERYTHING!

>>5215025

She was late 30's/early 40's. And a bit of a cougar.

>>5214997
>You designed a ground-to-orbit cargo mass driver.

>You post on 4chan.

>>5215035

Then that happens to EVERYONE at the same time, begin developing dormant upgrades in people but don't go active until further notice.

>>5215015
that's 50% of the infected. We have not infected all of africa.
Wouldn't having all of africa infected be much more then 4% of the world?

>>5215042
Ew. No wonder her nerd daughter is hot.

>>5215037

You're joking, right? Yeah... you're joking because, if you weren't joking, I may have to kill you a little.

Just a little.

Srsly, dead mother clone. We can hasten decay w/bacteria etc. Trouble is getting drugs/alcohol into her dead body.

>>5215037

Seconded, also, how many infected are in mumbambu?

>>5215049

As much as you feel like?

... pr3tty pl0x?

>>5215037
That's making tons of work for the OP. Just push forward- there is no force in Africa capable of resisting us, and no force outside it capable of arriving quickly in the force needed to stop us.

>>5215054

If we clone her its gonna be a hive of bacteria on a morgue slab, guess where that leads when its OUR bacteria?!

>>5215073
Agreed, besides would the world really notice Africa suddenly worshipping some disembodied voice?

Also do we infect any Africa tripping celebrities and their adopted babies?

>>5215073

This'll cause major shit all over the world, not to mention it'll probably turn the region into a pro infection vs anti infection warzone, seriously, we don't want a war!

>>5215045
Anons are people of many talents. Beekeeping guys has done a lot for our aims of world domination with his explaining of how we can use BEES to hold people to ransom.

If the FDA to discover us, ever BEEKEEPER in the USA is with us. What are they going to do? Allow 3/4 of the farming industry to be destroyed? Ruin the economy? So what if nicotine is in the honey.

>>5215046
I agree in principle, but in practice if we don't distribute upgrades when our people are in difficulty we will take unnecessary losses.

As long as we continue to insist that people use their gifts for the good of one another, we should be able to handle things until we have the continent secure and can gift everyone. We've stifled internal conflict, after all.

>>5215084

HELL YES they would, lots and lots of resources, and cheap labour comes from there, every human aid organisation or foundation has a pet place in africa.

If anything THIS big happens there, as in half of it UNITING, people will trip MAJOR BALLS worldwide.

>>5215029
Assuming you're dumping 25g of force onto the object as it accelerates, you'd need a track 250 kilometers long, throwing 25g of force onto the object to be propelled along every step of the way.

The LAST 90km will be performed at over 9 kilometers per second. You'd better hope those tracks are Smooth and Level, down to nanometer-level accuracy. A decent wind will move the track by at least a micro-meter, and shake the involved launchmass to shreds if you aren't mag-leving it.

A car travelling at 40,000 kilometers per hour requires 2.5 MILLION horsepower to keep it moving.

>>5215101

Handouts as they are needed then, not thanks to seniority, but necessity. This includes to survive anti infectee hatred.

>>5215104
Still worth it. Will distract from our US shinanigans anyway.

If we're going to do anything like what people are talking about doing in africa, make appear naturally, don't have a million people up and spontaneously form a religion.

>MAYOR PARTY: 1 DAY
>>PRESIDENT ATTENDING

>REMOVE NICOTINE from XANADU HONEY.
>>STATUS of COMPLETE REMOVAL: 45%

>RESEARCH: ABILITY to STORE or TRANSFER CONSCIOUSNESS
>>RESEARCH STATUS: 40%

>MEETING: FDA w/ MOST INFLUENTIAL BEEKEEPER
>>MEETING DATE: 1 DAY
>>BRING INFECTED but NICOTINE-FREE HONEY

>MUTATE: ENERGY COLLECTION FUNGUS to be SUPER NUTRITIONAL to INFECTED HOSTS
>MUTATION SUCCESS RATE: 50%
>>MUTATION STATUS: 60%

>QUERY: STATUS: CORPORATE ENDEAVOR: HEAVEN ENTERPRISES CORPORATION
>STATUS: IN PROGRESS
>MERGE: CURRENTLY OWNED COMPANIES into HEAVEN ENTERPRISES
>>FOCUS: BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH/DEVELOPMENT
>>COMPANY STATUS: 15%

>AFRICAN POPULATION
>GRANT BELIEVERS: TELEPATHY/PREVENT/INTERNAL VIOLENCE
>>HEAVEN BELIEF: 65%
>>HEAVEN DISBELIEF: 35%

>>CURRENTLY VIRAL MARKETING of HEAVEN and XANADU HONEY
>>STATUS ON MARKETING: VERY CONVINCING

>CREATING ISOLATED ENVIORMENT FOR EXPERIMENTATION
>CREATION COMPLETION STATUS: 40%

COMMUNICATE w/ SELENE:
>Selene, I can erase your memories of your mother to allow you to estab-
>>No. I'll be fine - I don't want to forget.
>Very well.

>BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 72%
>SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 130%

>LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT STATUS: SUSPICIOUS
>>LLE have arrived at SELENE's home.
>FDA STATUS: SUSPICIOUS
>MILITARY STATUS: VERY SUSPICIOUS

>Insert Command_____

>Electronic Virus: 0%
>World Population: 8%
>Honey Scheme: ?%
>Ocean(s): 35%

Okay, here's what i think we should do with Africa.

We wait a little longer and suggest to some infected, with the means to, to leave Africa and spread across the globes major urban centres, THEN we unite Africa.

>>5215009
Oh crap please don't ask her that.
It's going to piss her off I think..

>>5215125
Oh god we're fucked. Selene is so going to be arrested for murder. Her mother arrived in the house, then never left.
I suppose we can make a clone in the forest, and have Selene say "Mom left angry, haven't heard from her since".

... You know what?

Scan INFECTED in NEW YORK for LAWYERS.

>>5215122
Talk to Brooke and see if she wants anything.

Search for source of Military's suspicion. Is it the good Doctor again?

>>5215120
>If we're going to do anything like what people are talking about doing in africa, make appear naturally, don't have a million people up and spontaneously form a religion.

There's no way that anything of the sort would happen naturally. Look at the pace things are moving here- it's been what, a week or two since we lived in a cat brain? Major political events on the world stage take months and years.

COMMUNICATE: SELENE: "Selene, if anything goes the wrong way, know that we will protect you to our full extent. You have.. grown to become something we.. cherish greatly."

TO SELENE: "We are sorry if our brashness has hurt or offended you, we wish only to help you. Especially with the ongoing investigation, we worry it could conflict with your life.

Please tell us how to help you, if we can."

>>5215137
Fuckin' combat medic again. Bastard's probably going to make a device that renders the whole world invulnerable to our effects for 10 seconds.

The issue is that we only have half of Africa's infected, which isn't even half of Africa. If we go open like this, every other country in the world will go nuts - there will likely be war. Rather than distract from our dicking around in the States, it will lead to the military becoming -very- interested in finding us. Someone will connect the dots between the Domain of Heaven and Heaven Corporation, which just so happens to spring up at the same time. It will be a mess, now and in the future.

>>5215136
Selene can't be arrested in any practical sense. If someone tries, she can disable and infect them. If she goes along with it anyway, everyone around her will become infected, and we don't want her to have problems, so...

>>5215120

Everything is to appear a little unnatural in order to keep the increased pace.

Of course, the unnatural nature applies to all things which is considered the norm. Anything above that would seem unnatural or suspicious - if you get what I'm saying.

>>5215136
Yeah we're not going to let that happen that easily.

QUERY: IS LLE INFECTED?

>>5215152
Yeah but instead he'll switch to a device that gets ready slightly faster, and instead of making the world invulnerable, it'll just double the speed at which the world fights us, for 10 seconds.

And we will laugh at how shitty the effect is.

NEED LAWYERS!

>>5215155
I was under the impression that the ">AFRICAN POPULATION" tag referenced the actual population, not the infected population.

I admit that there would be major upheavals, but I would be willing to bet that there wouldn't be any military activity- or, at least, none which we couldn't handle without entering into a war of our own. And if there are, well, this game could use some serious plot twists.

>>5215161

Some are, some are not. The one's currently investigating you are, obviously, not.

I wonder why... would something happen if you infected them...? Hm...

We totally need some sort of self-kill switch we can turn on in specific areas when authorities get suspicious. It'd basically render all infected uninfected and leave no trace when we catch wind something we don't like is going down. It's not like we'd lose anything we couldn't just regain, since we are constantly becoming more infectious, and it'd let us drop problems like Selene without having to worry about getting discovered.

>>5215189
Tell me... is the Chief of the LLE infected?
If not, who is the highest ranking officer that is infected in the LLE?

>>5215136
YES! We also need a lawyer to establish the legality of a symbiotic organism.

>>5215122
COMMAND: Spread INFECTION aggressively in INDIA and MEXICO. Continue to WHISPER of HEAVEN to INFECTEDS, both old and new.

Dispatch INFECTION to INDONESIA.

>>5215189

If the interview any infected they should become so themselves, seen as how we are not only airborne but smart enough to have ourself exhaled at them.

COMMAND: BEGIN INFECTION OF COMPLETE LLE

BEGIN WITH CURRENT INVESTIGATORS

>CREATING ISOLATED ENVIORMENT FOR EXPERIMENTATION
>MANBEARPIG
SHIT JUST GOT CEREAL

>>5215194
>it'd let us drop problems like Selene without having to worry about getting discovered

Since she'd a hybrid now would she die if the virus ceased to exist in her body? I mean it makes up a good percent of her body structure.

>>5215207
No wait
Call that off. My bad.

>>5215194

That USED to be DEFCON5 until someone disabled it.

And the military managed to get a sample as a result.

But wait, it's STILL disabled... did the military... or a certain doctor manage to get another sample...?


>>5215195

Nope. Seargant.

>>5215194

Selene is not a problem, Selene is a priority and our main link to humanity.

We already have dodged a bullet like you describe, by mutating all samples into the common cold.

An alternate suggestion, since this plan with Africa is terrible - why not start uniting the continent, but slowly? Tell infected leaders to begin making peace agreements with their neighbors, consolidate the various tribes and nations over the course of a few weeks. Much more so than if they all spring up and unite at once, this will seem like the people are coming together of their own volition. This will get the media's attention on Africa, but lessen the military's suspicion, and it will mean Africa's united by the time we've got a hold on the other nations.

>>5215217

I know the answer to that.

But I won't tell you.

>>5215210

No the isolated location is for AVATAR, we want to test the full potential of an AVATAR seen as how we may need them in LARGE amounts soon.

>>5215137
Also OP I divert your attention to this. We're still in the Doctor.

ACTIVITY REPORT ON DOCTOR

>>5215221
What rank are the officers investing?

Also check on the good Doctor. Is this his doing? I SWEAR IF IT IS WE'RE GOING TO KILL HIM THIS TIME.

>>5215244

I asked about him like a thread or two ago but got no response.

>>5215224
The people who matter, which is to say the leaders of various companies and countries, will be nearly as focused on Africa if we carry out this plan as if we do the other. There's not a treaty made but that the international corporations have their fingerprints all over it, and a unified or even peaceful Africa is against their interests.

We aren't dropping Selene. Compared to the more global issues, this is nothing - tell her to go along with the authorities, but not to admit anything, and that everything will be alright. Find the best lawyer among our infected - if there is a better one who can be infected easily via effort, do so and convince him to take Selene's case pro bono. Lawyers are required to take some number of their cases pro bono, so this should not be out of place, and a good one should be able to get her off the hook, particularly if we tamper with the evidence. That's a command set, OP.

QUERY: Why is the military suspicious?

I think the military is essentially incapable of stopping us, so it's not too much of a worry, but they could be a thorn in their side.
The best thing to do would be to infect some of the (ordinary) vaccine manufacturers. When the US troops get sent on tour in Iraq, they'll all be given a good dose of heaven.

Did Defcon 5 kill virus or host?
'Cause dead viruses often leave traces and false positives.

>MAYOR PARTY: 1 DAY
>>PRESIDENT ATTENDING

>REMOVE NICOTINE from XANADU HONEY.
>>STATUS of COMPLETE REMOVAL: 60%

>SEARCH INFECTED: LAWYER
>>SEARCH STATUS: 50%

>>COMMAND - INFECTION: SPREAD AGGRESSIVELY THROUGH INDIA/MEXICO
>RESEARCH: ABILITY to STORE or TRANSFER CONSCIOUSNESS
>>RESEARCH STATUS: 60%

>MEETING: FDA w/ MOST INFLUENTIAL BEEKEEPER
>>MEETING DATE: 1 DAY
>>BRING INFECTED but NICOTINE-FREE HONEY

>MUTATE: ENERGY COLLECTION FUNGUS to be SUPER NUTRITIONAL to INFECTED HOSTS
>MUTATION SUCCESS RATE: 50%
>>MUTATION STATUS: 80%

>QUERY: STATUS: CORPORATE ENDEAVOR: HEAVEN ENTERPRISES CORPORATION
>STATUS: IN PROGRESS
>MERGE: CURRENTLY OWNED COMPANIES into HEAVEN ENTERPRISES
>>FOCUS: BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH/DEVELOPMENT
>>COMPANY STATUS: 30%

>AFRICAN POPULATION
>GRANT BELIEVERS: TELEPATHY/PREVENT/INTERNAL VIOLENCE
>>HEAVEN BELIEF: 70%
>>HEAVEN DISBELIEF: 30%

>>CURRENTLY VIRAL MARKETING of HEAVEN and XANADU HONEY
>>STATUS ON MARKETING: VERY CONVINCING

>CREATING ISOLATED ENVIORMENT FOR EXPERIMENTATION
>CREATION COMPLETION STATUS: 80%

>COMMUNICATE w/ SELENE:
>Selene, if anything goes the wrong way, know that we will protect you to our full extent. You have.. grown to become something we.. cherish greatly. Please tell us how to help you, if we can.
>>... The feeling is... it's mutual... I'll handle it on my own.

>BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 80%
>SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 145%

>LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT STATUS: SUSPICIOUS
>>LLE have arrived at SELENE's home.
>FDA STATUS: VERY SUSPICIOUS
>MILITARY STATUS: ON ALERT

>Insert Command_____

>Electronic Virus: 0%
>World Population: 10%
>Honey Scheme: ?%
>Ocean(s): 48%

If I missed your request, I overlooked it. I think I got them all though.

ENABLE DEFCON 5

>>5215281

This! Infect vaccine manufacturing doctors and have them unknowingly put miniature doses of HEAVEN in the cocktails!

>>5215277
Let me translate to OPSPEEK

COMMUNICATE SELENE: "Selene, everything is going to be allright. You should go along with the officers but tell them nothing. We shall arrange you a lawyer to help you."

FIND: MOST SKILLED LAWYER AMONGST INFECTED

CONTROL LAWYER: TAKE UP SELENE'S CASE PRO BONO

>MILITARY STATUS: ON ALERT
>World Population: 10%

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>5215300
Hm.. Ignore that I guess. She wants to do it solo.

FIND LAWYER anyway, just in case.

FULL REPORT on the DOCTOR

>>5215281

They were given a sample of you. They found your "behavior" suspicious.

>>5215244

Irrelevant. They're normal cops.

>>5215282

The virus, I believe.

>>5215293
CHECK ON DOCTOR.
LIST HIGH RANKING INFECTED MILITARY AND FDA.
FDA IS ONLY SLIGHT THREAT, WE HAVE THEM BY THE BALLS. WHO CONTROLS THE BEES IS HE WHO CONTROLS THE FOOD INDUSTRY. MESSAGE THIS TO THE SUBCONSCIOUS OF INFECTED FDA, SAY IF XANADU CONTROL THE BEEKEEPERS WE SHOULD NOT BE FUCKED WITH.

>>5215300

It's already being searched.

Next post will be tomorrow.

Well, tomorrow in-game time.

A good lawyer is going to be high profile. A high profile lawyer working on a very run-of-the-mill case is going to look suspicious, pro bono or not.

We don't need a great lawyer. We just need a decent one that wouldn't look as suspicious but knows enough legal stuff to keep the case delayed for as long as possible. We don't need Selene declared not guilty, we just need to throw enough wrenches in the system until we can take it over.

>>5215293
REQUEST: OP, please track "Land %" in addition to "Ocean %". We put our bacteria and such in virtually all plants and animals, after all.

Wait, why are we looking for a lawyer if she hasn't been arrested yet? I mean, they have no evidence and I DOUBT someone of Selene's build and personality could simply up and poof someone.

At least, that's what they'll think. Just let her talk her way out of it.

>>5215340
Please include a REPORT ON DOCTOR'S ACTIVITIES with your next post.

:3

>>5215363
More of a just in case scenario. We're just looking.

>>5215363
Just in case

>>5215356
>>5215366

Yep.

INFECT: Vaccine manufacturer workers. After 70% of technical personnel are infected, introduce heaven into all vaccines produced.

TARGET: Military vaccine suppliers.

(Logic: If we control large amounts of the vaccine industry, it will also severely limit any response that can be made to us from that vector.)

Well OP I think we are waiting for the next report...

>>5215462

>>5215481

Is this gonna be a big one?

RESEARCH: THERMAL RESISTANCE
RESEARCH: CONTROLLED REPLICATION

>>5215481
Request: Describe why kids love cinnamon toast crunch, and compare to the benefit of Reese's cereal.

>>5215581
>Reese's cereal
>Reese's
CANDY FOR BREAKFAST!?

>MAYOR PARTY
>>PRESIDENT enjoys self
>>PRESIDENT CONSUMES HONEY
>>PRESIDENT INFECTION STATUS: 15%

>REMOVE NICOTINE from XANADU HONEY.
>>STATUS of COMPLETE REMOVAL: 80%

>SEARCH INFECTED: LAWYER
>>SEARCH STATUS: 100%
>>LAWYER FOUND

>RESEARCH: ABILITY to STORE or TRANSFER CONSCIOUSNESS
>>RESEARCH STATUS: 80%

>MEETING: FDA w/ MOST INFLUENTIAL BEEKEEPER
>>BEEKEEPER meets w/ FDA
>>BEEKEEPER is ARRESTED IMMEDIATELY

>MUTATE: ENERGY COLLECTION FUNGUS to be SUPER NUTRITIONAL to INFECTED HOSTS
>MUTATION SUCCESS RATE: 50%
>>MUTATION STATUS: 100%
>COIN FLIP
>>MUTATION FAILED

>QUERY: STATUS: CORPORATE ENDEAVOR: HEAVEN ENTERPRISES CORPORATION
>STATUS: IN PROGRESS
>MERGE: CURRENTLY OWNED COMPANIES into HEAVEN ENTERPRISES
>>FOCUS: BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH/DEVELOPMENT
>>COMPANY STATUS: 40%

>AFRICAN POPULATION
>GRANT BELIEVERS: TELEPATHY/PREVENT/INTERNAL VIOLENCE
>>HEAVEN BELIEF: 75%
>>HEAVEN DISBELIEF: 25%

>>CURRENTLY VIRAL MARKETING of HEAVEN and XANADU HONEY
>>STATUS ON MARKETING: VERY CONVINCING

>CREATING ISOLATED ENVIRONMENT FOR EXPERIMENTATION
>CREATION COMPLETION STATUS: 100%
>ISOLATED ENVIRONMENT FOUND AND COMPLETED

>>5215506
Already done though TRAINING in those might be beneficial.

>SELENE COMMUNICATION w/ OFFICERS
>>Miss, is your mother home?
>No... she's not.
>>I see... We have a missing persons report on her from her job after she stopped coming in a week ago. They came to the place, but no one has seen her since then. Do you know anything about it?
>Uhm... no, I haven't seen her.
>>Can you tell us where you were 1 week ago?
>I was... Eh, I... I was in school then I came home and she didn't come back and...
>>No need to strain yourself. We have our information. Thank you.
>No... thank you...

>SCAN: DOCTOR
>>DOCTOR is currently researching an odd virus.

>BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 80%
>SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 145%

>LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT STATUS: SUSPICIOUS
>FDA STATUS: ON ALERT
>MILITARY STATUS: ON ALERT

>Insert Command_____

>Electronic Virus: 0%
>World Population: 15%
>Honey Scheme: ?%
>Land: 40%
>Ocean(s): 48%

COMMENCE CONSTRUCTION of AVATAR.

RETRY MUTATE: ENERGY COLLECTION FUNGUS to be SUPER NUTRITIONAL to INFECTED HOSTS

TRAIN RAPID MUTATION

TRAIN COMPLEX MUTATION

>>5215611
Attempt FUNGUS MUTATION again.

RESEARCH: FAILED MUTATION
RESEARCH: HUMAN LIFE EXTENSION
RESEARCH: LARGE SCALE VIRUS-BASED CONSTRUCTION

REPORT on DOCTOR's RESEARCH

COMMAND: RETRIEVE ALL RELEVANT INFORMATION FROM DOCTOR'S RESEARCH

COMMAND: RETRIEVE ALL RECENT COMMUNICATION BETWEEN DOCTOR AND MILITARY FROM EITHER COMPUTER OR MEMORY

COMMAND: MONITOR LLE

COMMUNICATE:SELENE: "That went well. I am proud of you, Selene. You have proven yourself very capable time and time again."

>>5215615
consume virus

QUERY: WHAT ARE BEE KEEPER'S CHARGES

we must RESEARCH where the FAILURES in the MUTATION process of the ENERGY COLLECTION FUNGUS were so we can learn from them and correct them

>>5215615
REQUEST: a set of STATS for how much of the worlds modern populace is infected and a separate stat for how much of the worlds primitive/third-world populace is infected.

5% is useless if its the 5% who are impoverished and isolated.

>>5215611
>>5215615
BEEKEEPER cough all over the FDA. COUGH! COUGH! COUGH, COUGH!

DOCTOR: Forget about virus. It's stupid. In fact you want to retire. Right. Now.

Guys I think we may have to bring out the "We can ruin your food industry" card soon. Damn FDA. I'm pretty sure putting nicotine in stuff is legal so long as we put it on the label. Did we?

RESEARCH: MEGALOMANIA

>>5215693

>>5215693
>5% is useless if its the 5% who are impoverished and isolated.
No, 5% is BETTER if it's the 5% who are impoverished and isolated. No one will notice or care as they are easily turned into our fanatical supporters.

REVERT TO SINGLE CELL!

>>5215742
NO!!! DAMMIT GTFO!

Infect Chuck Norris
Win

>>5215742

<--

You are a single cell surrounded by other cells.

>Insert Command_____

>>5215772
DO TIMEWARP AGAIN

>>5215700

GODS NO! No more of that shit with the doctor!

>>5215772
Go back to hivemind mode.

>>5215772

You are kidding right?

>ATTEMPT to REGAIN CONTROL
>>ATTEMPT FAILED

BAD END

>>5215797
Yes, REGAIN CONTROL.

>>5215772

Well that was fun, move along now nothing to see here.

Check in on Brooke.

>>5215803

EXAMINE SURROUNDINGS

>>5215803
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Now stop yanking our chain.

The last three or four times he trolled us were just buildup for this.

>>5215772
why do you do this shit to us T_T

Fine.

FINE!

We'll just start over!

WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?!

COMMAND: Initiate apoptosis.

One cell has terminated. Switch point of view to remaining hivemind, continue.

>You are a single cell surrounded by other cells.

Y'know, it would really explain a lot if all the trolls were just the OP being bored.

>>PRESIDENT INFECTION STATUS: 30%

>RESEARCH: FAILED MUTATION
>RESEARCH: HUMAN LIFE EXTENSION
>RESEARCH: LARGE SCALE VIRUS-BASED CONSTRUCTION
>>RESEARCH STATUS: 20%

>COMMENCE CONSTRUCTION OF AVATAR
>>AVATAR CONSTRUCTION STATUS: 20%

>REMOVE NICOTINE from XANADU HONEY.
>>STATUS of COMPLETE REMOVAL: 100%
>>Nicotine has been completely removed.

>RESEARCH: ABILITY to STORE or TRANSFER CONSCIOUSNESS
>>RESEARCH STATUS: 90%

>FDA has been INFECTED.

>MUTATE: ENERGY COLLECTION FUNGUS to be SUPER NUTRITIONAL to INFECTED HOSTS
>MUTATION SUCCESS RATE: 50%
>>MUTATION STATUS: 10%


>QUERY: STATUS: CORPORATE ENDEAVOR: HEAVEN ENTERPRISES CORPORATION
>STATUS: IN PROGRESS
>MERGE: CURRENTLY OWNED COMPANIES into HEAVEN ENTERPRISES
>>FOCUS: BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH/DEVELOPMENT
>>COMPANY STATUS: 60%

>AFRICAN POPULATION
>GRANT BELIEVERS: TELEPATHY/PREVENT/INTERNAL VIOLENCE
>>HEAVEN BELIEF: 80%
>>HEAVEN DISBELIEF: 20%

>>CURRENTLY VIRAL MARKETING of HEAVEN and XANADU HONEY
>>STATUS ON MARKETING: VERY CONVINCING

COMMAND: RETRIEVE ALL RELEVANT INFORMATION FROM DOCTOR'S RESEARCH

>COMMAND: RETRIEVE ALL RECENT >COMMUNICATION BETWEEN DOCTOR AND MILITARY FROM EITHER COMPUTER OR MEMORY

>DOCTOR MEMORY SCAN STATUS: 30%

COMMAND: MONITOR LLE

>COMMUNICATION w/ SELENE
>That went well. I am proud of you, Selene. You have proven yourself very capable time and time again.
>>T-thank you!


>BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 84%
>SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 150%
>>Selene is affectionate toward the INFECTION.

>LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT STATUS: VERY SUSPICIOUS
>FDA STATUS: ON ALERT
>MILITARY STATUS: ON ALERT

>Done for the day.

>Electronic Virus: 0%
>World Population: 18%
>Honey Scheme: ?%
>Land: 43%
>Ocean(s): 50%

>>5215803
ATTEMPT TO REGAIN CONTROL AGAIN

>>5215926
What time tomorrow?????

COMMUNICATE WITH BROOKE: "May we ask you a question? As a human, how do you envision utopia?"

RESEARCH IMPROVEMENTS ON INFECTION RADIUS

>>5215947

Infinity o'clock - which is about 13 hours from now.

>>5215926
Well. I look forward to tomorrow, when is it?

Because as soon as Mr President goes to 100 %... America is ours. All the big players can be infected.

Research large bio flight.
Research extreme heat Resistance.

Infect all matter to core of planet.
use planet core heat to infect all matter in biosphere.

Ask 10 African believers with the means to move to other countries to migrate to the 5 largest uninfected population centres.