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    9 KB !3.de0Ud1cE 07/20/09(Mon)11:03 No.5211159  
    >OVERNIGHT RESULTS

    >ANTS UPGRADED to INCREASE DIGGING EFFICIENCY

    >RESEARCH: RESEARCH COMPLETED
    >LEARNED:
    >>WASTE HEAT
    >>MEMETIC PROPAGATION
    >>COMPUTER DATA MANIPULATION

    >NY AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 100%
    >>You have completely infected the NY Airport

    >ATLANTA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 5%
    >LONDON HEATHROW AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 5%
    >TOKYO INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 3%
    >NEW YORK STATE INFECTION STATUS: 17%

    >GEESE - FLY: QUEBEC/ONTARIO
    >Geese have landed in QUEBEC/ONTARIO

    >QUEBEC INFECTION STATUS: 3%
    >ONTARIO INFECTION STATUS: 5%

    >HONEY HAS BEEN DISTRIBUTED
    >HONEY COMMERCIAL HAS AIRED
    >HONEY CONSUMMATION HAS RISEN

    >ORLANDO INFECTION STATUS: 1%
    >HARTFORD (CONNECTICUT) INFECTION STATUS: 3%
    >HONEY is still being distributed.

    >ANTS/BANTEES TUNNEL STATUS: 20%

    >FRIEND COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 18%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 103%


    >MILITARY INTEREST: VERY INTERESTED
    >You are considered a threat.
    >MILITARY has arrived in NY to test for POTENTIAL INFECTION

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)11:05 No.5211174
    Shit on circuit boards.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)11:06 No.5211180
    Ah Cell Quest. Goody!

    Wait London? OH GOD I'M THE NEXT INFECTED.

    How far is HONEY and MAJOR FOOD COMPANY distubation?

    How goes BEEKEEPER ROAD TRIP and EUROPE VISITING?

    Also add visits to AFRICA and INDIA to destinations. They shall be easy pickings.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)11:06 No.5211184
    >HONEY CONSUMMATION HAS RISEN
    You mean consumption.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)11:07 No.5211191
    >>5211184
    No. He doesn't. :3
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)11:08 No.5211193
    >>5211184
    Or DOES he....? We can be transmitted sexually.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)11:08 No.5211196
    Disguise NY infection as a harmless strain, perhaps another type of infection.

    Alter any samples they take into harmless 'common cold' strains.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/20/09(Mon)11:09 No.5211199
    >>5211184

    Yeah. Whatever, it's the morning. I haven't even eaten yet...

    >>5211180

    Forgot about it. I'll add it to the next one.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/20/09(Mon)11:14 No.5211221
    >DISGUISE: SELF AS HARMLESS STRAIN/SAMPLES INTO COMMON COLD STRAIN

    >ATLANTA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 8%
    >LONDON HEATHROW AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 9%
    >TOKYO INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 6%
    >LOS ANGELES AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 3%
    >NEW YORK STATE INFECTION STATUS: 18%

    >QUEBEC INFECTION STATUS: 6%
    >ONTARIO INFECTION STATUS: 10%

    >ORLANDO INFECTION STATUS: 4%
    >HARTFORD (CONNECTICUT) INFECTION STATUS: 6%

    >BEEKEEPERS NATIONAL MEETING: 1 DAY

    >ANTS/BANTEES NY TUNNEL STATUS: 24%

    >BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 20%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 105%


    >MILITARY INTEREST: VERY INTERESTED
    >You are considered a threat.
    >MILITARY is TESTING subjects

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Dawgas !P6pMZ.8ybs 07/20/09(Mon)11:15 No.5211229
    >>5211221
    INFILTRATE military
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)11:23 No.5211269
    Use COMMON COLD strain to INFECT MILITARY, remain DORMANT until infected unit is recalled to base.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/20/09(Mon)11:24 No.5211278
    >INFECT: MILITARY PERSONNEL
    >INFECTION FAILED

    >ATLANTA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 11%
    >LONDON HEATHROW AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 13%
    >TOKYO INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 9%
    >LOS ANGELES AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 6%
    >NEW YORK STATE INFECTION STATUS: 19%

    >QUEBEC INFECTION STATUS: 9%
    >ONTARIO INFECTION STATUS: 13%

    >ORLANDO INFECTION STATUS: 9%
    >HARTFORD (CONNECTICUT) INFECTION STATUS: 9%

    >BEEKEEPERS NATIONAL MEETING: 1 DAY

    >ANTS/BANTEES NY TUNNEL STATUS: 28%

    >BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 21%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 106%


    >MILITARY INTEREST: INTERESTED
    >You are considered a threat.
    >MILITARY is TESTING subjects

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)11:26 No.5211288
    remind me what the ants are tunneling for?

    What is the military morale? Would it be easy to infiltrate and convince some officers to join our cause?
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)11:29 No.5211309
    >>5211278

    The only thing the military know is that there's an infectious virus in New York. They don't know about all the other ways it can spread, such as honey etc. All we need to do is keep the honey under wraps and wait for some soldiers to have some delicious breakfasts for us to inevitably infiltrate the military.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)11:31 No.5211322
    research anti-pharmacological defense.
    infect military vehicles.
    use national power grid to infect all computers, then internet then use meamsp? to infect all people w/ computers.

    go to Pa INFECT Amish
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)11:32 No.5211333
    >>5211309

    We infiltrated a computer right?

    Command: begin spreading the virus through the Internet. Start spreading rumors about this awesome new "heaven" thing. Also begin viral marketing for honey. Encourage travel.

    Meanwhile, have a conversation with Selene. Tell her that we have the means to achieve world piece with relatively little bloodshed, but there are multiple ways of doing so. Ask her if she would like to become a public figure for Heaven if/when the time comes, or if she's uncomfortable in doing so. Tell her that we're thinking about spreading Heaven as a philosophy, and if she doesn't like that, if she has any suggestions on the subject.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/20/09(Mon)11:33 No.5211339
    >>5211288

    Making tunnels to the ends of NY to access any(?) building. I've forgotten a little, but I think that's the case.

    As for military morale... of course there will ALWAYS be some who would want to join. Finding them is the trick.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)11:35 No.5211358
    Wait, how is Selene´s compatibility rising beyond 100%? What does this mean?

    Also, has our Friend thought of what she wants "modified"?
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)11:36 No.5211376
    >>5211358

    100% is acceptance. She's starting to not only accept us, but hints of affection are showing, hence 102%. 150 is probably a crush, 200 is obsession.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/20/09(Mon)11:38 No.5211386
    >>5211358

    "Affection" rises above simple "acceptance," which she's done.

    She'll tell you when she has. Now is not the right time...
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)11:44 No.5211423
    >>5211333

    While we're hacking mainframes, see if we can infiltrate government systems. How adept are we at navigating cyberspace? If little, do some research into hacking and infiltration techniques. Also find out what branch of the military is looking into us. Is it just the CDC?
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)11:46 No.5211435
    >>5211423

    Addendum: Don't try hacking into secure systems or anything like that. No one knows we're cyber-capable, and we don't want to arouse suspicion quite yet. Just plant probes in unsecured computers and monitor e-mail and such.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)11:48 No.5211450
    lets see if selene wants some brain to internet connectivity so she can research any other homework on her own.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/20/09(Mon)11:49 No.5211453
    >RESEARCH: PHARMACEUTICAL DEFENSE
    >RESEARCH STATUS: 20%

    >INFECT: COMPUTERS CONNECTED TO NPG
    >COMPUTER INFECTION: 5%

    >ATLANTA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 13%
    >LONDON HEATHROW AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 15%
    >TOKYO INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 10%
    >LOS ANGELES AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 7%

    >NEW YORK STATE INFECTION STATUS: 20%

    >QUEBEC INFECTION STATUS: 12%
    >ONTARIO INFECTION STATUS: 15%

    >ORLANDO INFECTION STATUS: 12%
    >HARTFORD (CONNECTICUT) INFECTION STATUS: 10%

    >BEEKEEPERS NATIONAL MEETING: 1 DAY

    >ANTS/BANTEES NY TUNNEL STATUS: 28%

    >COMMUNICATE w/ SELENE
    >We have devised a way to achieve heaven with little bloodshed. Will you become a public figure if and when the time comes?
    >>I... It's something I need to think about...

    >BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 23%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 107%


    >MILITARY INTEREST: INTERESTED
    >You are considered an annoyance.
    >MILITARY is TESTING subjects

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)11:50 No.5211465
    woo hoo downgrade to annoyance
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)11:51 No.5211468
    Begin researching a pseudo-genetic blueprint for a human like creature made entirely out of virus cells.

    Designate project name: AVATAR

    Specs and goals: the ability to create/clone human lifeforms purely out of virus material.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)11:52 No.5211478
    SWEEET I think we may have dodged a bullet there, but we aint out yet.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)11:54 No.5211494
    We have the morgue right
    EXPERIMENT: try to resurect the dead to full living capability starting with the most recently dead to the longest dead to see if there is a limit afterword stop heart function whatever the result
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)11:55 No.5211501
    >>5211453

    They're testing people, it's only a matter of time before we get find out. We need to start a marketing ploy for the people to see Heaven as a good thing. Again, the internet is a must for this. Harness it. Master it. Devote a shit-ton of energy to getting each and every crevace figured out. Start spreading contradicting and mostly unrelated rumors about people who have improved their lives through something called "Heaven". Make what Heaven exactly is malleable. On spiritual sites, call it a new form of meditation. On medical sites, call it this new experimental treatment that has done wonders. On sports sites, talk about improving reflexes. On /tg/, it's this cool interactive quest-based game in which you're a virus trying to do ... something. We need to preempt our inevitable discovery with nothing but good things.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)11:55 No.5211504
    #SuperVirus is up again, for all your cell-talking needs. See previous thread for details.

    CHANGE PRIORITY: USE WASTE HEAT.
    CEASE: USING POWERGRID ELECTRICITY (just use the waste heat)
    ALERT: DO NOT KILL HOSTS BY EXCESSIVE HEAT DRAIN.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)11:57 No.5211510
    Speaking of morgue, we should develop cold resistance and start experimenting on the bodies in the fridge.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)11:57 No.5211513
    >>5211501
    Do this
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)11:58 No.5211518
    MISSION: EAT BACON
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)11:58 No.5211521
    >>5211501

    BILLY MAYS HERE, WITH THIS NEW PRODUCT I'VE GOT TO SHARE WITH YOU. IT'S CALLED HEAVEN...
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)11:59 No.5211523
    I'm pretty sure Selene already counts.

    Anyway SEARCH OVERSEAS INFECTED FOR WATER TREATMENT SPECIALISTS
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:02 No.5211550
    No.
    Don't risk Selene, not at this stage.

    We need to CREATE a being completely out of infection. This being will be Heaven. This being's mind will be our mind. This being will be our face and we shall use it to communicate with the world.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/20/09(Mon)12:04 No.5211559
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    >>5211521
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:05 No.5211564
    >>5211550

    Like i said, Project AVATAR
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:05 No.5211567
    >>5211550

    That just screams BBEG. We don't need a focal point. It's much better for us to stay free-floating as we are, in so many different aspects of life. That way, even if they find out one aspect of us, we can still live in computers/ants/whatever.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:07 No.5211582
    >>5211550

    Or we could just co-opt all life on the planet.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:08 No.5211585
    REMOVE DEFCON 5 FROM CELLS

    We've already been discovered; we're trying to hide it out. Right now, Defcon 5 is a liability.

    After all, what happens if an enemy decides to activate it?
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:09 No.5211595
    >>5211567
    I'm not saying this creature will be the centre of our mind. It's just our face. It's our Mouth of Sauron while Selene is our One Ring that we must keep hidden at all costs.

    I mean, she isn't our handbasket-to-destruction, but she is our friend and our free-willed ally.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:10 No.5211604
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    inb4 we become the anti-spiral
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:11 No.5211614
    If we have both honey and the internet in our disposal, we should start a viral campaign on supposed health benefits of honey on cuts, bruises, skin conditions and so on. Natural remedy loonies would eat that up, and we could be on our way to infect communities who are seen as bit odd in any case.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:12 No.5211621
    >>5211567

    Ofcourse we don't need a BBEG or some shit like that but researching the ability to create human clones is just a good capability regardless of weather we use it or not.

    Hence project AVATAR
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/20/09(Mon)12:14 No.5211634
    >ADDED RESEARCH
    >RESEARCH: HUMANOID VIRUS FIGURE (AVATAR)
    >RESEARCH: PHARMACEUTICAL DEFENSE
    >RESEARCH STATUS: 40%

    >EXPERIMENT: UNDEAD RESURRECTION
    >EXPERIMENT RESULTS STATUS: 20%

    >CHANGE PRIORITY: WASTE HEAT/DISCONTINUE NPG ELECTRICITY USE
    >ADDED PROTOCOL: DO NOT KILL HOSTS USING EXCESSIVE HEAT DRAIN

    >DISABLE PROTOCOL: DEFCON 5

    >INFECT: COMPUTERS CONNECTED TO NPG
    >COMPUTER INFECTION: 10%

    >ATLANTA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 16%
    >LONDON HEATHROW AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 18%
    >TOKYO INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 15%
    >LOS ANGELES AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 10%

    >NEW YORK STATE INFECTION STATUS: 22%

    >QUEBEC INFECTION STATUS: 15%
    >ONTARIO INFECTION STATUS: 20%

    >ORLANDO INFECTION STATUS: 15%
    >HARTFORD INFECTION STATUS: 15%

    >BEEKEEPERS NATIONAL MEETING: 1 DAY

    >ANTS/BANTEES NY TUNNEL STATUS: 31%

    >BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 25%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 110%


    >MILITARY INTEREST: INTERESTED
    >You are considered an annoyance.
    >MILITARY is TESTING subjects

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:18 No.5211658
    >>5211614

    We should wait for the GM to confirm we're lvl 100 internet badasses before we start planning what to do with the 'net first. Counting chickens before they hatch and all that.

    Along with the internet espionage, we should also take advantage of our fauna mastery and use the ants/pigeons/etc to our advantage. Mutate some NYC pigeons with amplified hearing ability and get them to listen in on the military stationed there to get a better understanding of what it is they think we are.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:20 No.5211675
    >>5211634

    ACCESS INTERNET; RESEARCH: ALL HUMAN KNOWLEDGE.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:21 No.5211681
    >>5211658
    Good point. Since i havent had time to read up on all things happened previously, to what extent can we infect new species?
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:22 No.5211692
    INFECT NY birdlife, MUTATE Spybirds: any type of city bird, increased hearing, increased vision, built in tendencies to hang around military bases.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:23 No.5211699
    >>5211658
    Well we've infiltrated the world of television with out "Honey is awesome" campaign. We can be ready with it at any time to promote Heaven.

    May be a bit too public, though. Perhaps at a later stage.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:23 No.5211702
    >>5211634

    We're using the Power Grid to infiltrate computers? We can speed that up. Create a minuscule "seed" virus and plant them on the 10% computers we did infect. Have the seeds attach themselves to *any* outgoing packets from torrents to e-mails to anything. The seed shouldn't be more than a bit in size and completely undetectable. Once the seed has landed on a virgin computer, have it blossom and infect it's new host.

    That should spread the virus globally within minutes, and it won't be limited to the US anymore.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:23 No.5211706
    >>5211675

    Congratulations, we absorb Wikipedia, and become retarded.

    GG anon, GG!
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/20/09(Mon)12:24 No.5211712
    >>5211675

    That'd take forever so no.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:25 No.5211714
    >>5211675
    Especially CHRISTIANITY and other RELIGIONS.

    With that knowledge we can use it to convince people that we're what they believe.

    Also INFECT MAYOR OF NEW YORK, the BIG WIGS of the MILITARY must be connected to him with NEW YORK as such a priority.

    Maybe using him we could infect the PRESIDENT himself!
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:25 No.5211717
    >>5211658

    oh yeah we need some eyes and ears on the testers send a few ants with enhanced senses to keep an eye on things.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:27 No.5211731
    >>5211714
    ...TOP PRIORITY: INFECT PRESIDENT of the USA.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/20/09(Mon)12:28 No.5211739
    Infect Madagascar.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:28 No.5211746
    >>5211699

    Again, internet. Rumors. Have the word pop up every now and then.

    There are three phases to marketing --

    1.Awareness, in which we explain to potential victims/consumers/whatever that we exist
    2.Negotiation, in which we convince the people that we should be consumed
    3.Satisfaction, in which we make sure that the consumers are satisfied with the product and will continue buying it.

    We can use viral marketing for tremendous effect with phase 1. Get people to understand that something called "heaven" exists, and that it's a good thing. That way, when we move to more overt marketing tactics, we already have a population that already associates "heaven" with "good".

    Also, I propose that we name our Honey "Xanadu" brand honey.
    >> femanon 07/20/09(Mon)12:28 No.5211748
    >>5211706
    wikipedia is pretty accurate, moron, you just shouldn't use it as a source, encyclopedias are to give you base knowledge not teach you about a subject,
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:28 No.5211749
    >>5211731

    INFECT PRESIDENT´S DAUGHTER

    >>advicedog.jpg

    MAKE A NAPOLEONIC MIDGET YOUR AVATAR
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:30 No.5211761
    >>5211748

    >>pretty accurate

    Especially controversial topics, amirite?
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:31 No.5211777
    tell plants and trees to send pollen to infect nearby plants and trees.
    Research way to make HEAVEN less noticeable/unnoticeable
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:31 No.5211781
    Lay off the rumour spreading, especially online, we survive through secrecy, not advertisement.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/20/09(Mon)12:33 No.5211796
    >ADDED RESEARCH
    >RESEARCH: RELIGION
    >RESEARCH: HUMANOID VIRUS FIGURE (AVATAR)
    >RESEARCH: PHARMACEUTICAL DEFENSE
    >RESEARCH STATUS: 40%

    >MUTATE AVIAN LIFE: INCREASE SIGHT and HEARING PARAMETERS
    >MUTATION STATUS: 30%

    >SEARCH: MAYOR OF NY
    >SEARCH STATUS: 20%

    >EXPERIMENT: UNDEAD RESURRECTION
    >EXPERIMENT RESULTS STATUS: 40%

    >INFECT: COMPUTERS CONNECTED TO NPG
    >COMPUTER INFECTION: 15%

    >ATLANTA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 18%
    >LONDON HEATHROW AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 21%
    >TOKYO INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 20%
    >LOS ANGELES AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 15%

    >NEW YORK STATE INFECTION STATUS: 23%

    >QUEBEC INFECTION STATUS: 20%
    >ONTARIO INFECTION STATUS: 25%

    >ORLANDO INFECTION STATUS: 18%
    >HARTFORD INFECTION STATUS: 17%

    >BEEKEEPERS NATIONAL MEETING: 1 DAY

    >ANTS/BANTEES NY TUNNEL STATUS: 36%

    >BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 25%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 110%


    >MILITARY INTEREST: VERY INTERESTED
    >You are considered an annoyance.
    >MILITARY has obtained sample of INFECTION.

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:34 No.5211805
    op hear lol stop spamming and DDoSing us u retards, u will be taken down if u continue

    http://www.ÄnonTålk.cåm/

    (remove the shit over the letters bitch)
    >oup f
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:34 No.5211809
    First time viewing these threads; have you guys tried infecting people via public transportation?
    (I know you did airports) Like subways, trains, buses, and public restrooms? Also, piggybacking on various pests is a good way too, like flies, cockroaches, mosquitoes, rats, and pigeons, etc.
    Also, propagate through petting zoos; infect innocent children for potential brain-wash and WIN!
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:34 No.5211812
    Today's thread has some pretty stupid ideas. Just saying.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:34 No.5211813
    >>5211796
    SHIT. CAPTURED INFECTION: TERMINATE SELF.
    >>5211746
    Why don't we just call it Heaven Honey? Or something related to the idea of Heaven or Paradise.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:35 No.5211822
    Attempt to infect military personal.
    Can our cells, that the military has, see anything? if so. describe.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:35 No.5211823
    MUTATE SAMPLE into common cold!
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:36 No.5211826
    >>5211702

    ...How exactly do you write a virus consisting of either a single "1" or a single "0"?
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:36 No.5211827
    terminate sample when no ones looking
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:36 No.5211832
    >>5211809

    Yes, yes we have. We did what you said roughly 6 threads ago.

    And we've infected the earth itself.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:37 No.5211833
    >>5211809
    We've infected near all pests like insects and pigeons. We've spread quite well with them. But good idea with public places.
    ATTENTION ALL INFECTED: YOU HAVE A DESIRE TO GO TO THE MOST PUBLIC PLACE YOU CAN. LIKE BUSES AND STUFF. THEN COUGH A LITTLE. THEN LEAVE.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:37 No.5211837
    Have the infection sample disguise itself as part of the vial it is contained in.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:37 No.5211841
    >>5211827
    disregard
    >>5211823
    do this
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:38 No.5211842
    Okay. Who's the fucker that disabled DEFCON 5?
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:39 No.5211853
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
    ATTEMPT: INFECT one of the MILITARY SCIENTISTS that are INSPECTING the SAMPLE.
    If they are wearing GLOVES, attempt to EAT THROUGH them.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:39 No.5211854
    >>5211822
    Christ, don't infect the military (just yet). Stay under the radar by infecting everyone ELSE.
    It is probably a good idea to compel people to form semi-religious cults and/or crime organizations to confuse people about our true nature
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:39 No.5211856
    enable defcon5 again i say
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/20/09(Mon)12:39 No.5211859
    Those of you saying to disguise the sample/INFECTION... You should read more, it was already done 4 status reports ago.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:40 No.5211865
    >MILITARY INTEREST: VERY INTERESTED
    That's probably not the best thing ever.


    AIRPORT INFECTIONS: Spread to high-population, low-average-wealth countries.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:40 No.5211869
    >>5211658
    We should try to SECRETLY develop a combat form, preferably in an underground area, or some place that humans do not visit.
    We do not intend to Deploy this creature, but if it is absolutely necessary, we can do so.

    Research the following:
    Conversion of Combustible Fuel and Explosions into Energy for us. (This should not only increase our possible sources of food, but increase explosion or napalm resistance)
    How to Convert Soil, Rocks, and Commonly find items in a city into us. (We'll still need energy to do this)

    A form, made entirely of Us, that is small, transparent, and can fly at speeds of at least 60kph. (This allows us to outrun soldiers).
    A form, made entirely of Us, that is effectively a Blob that consumes energy and mass, and grows itself. Make it resist bullets. Combine with previous nuke resistance and explosion-eating.

    Presumably we can infect soldiers and then paralyse their hands temporarily to prevent them hurting us.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:41 No.5211872
    don't disguise as, mutate into
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:41 No.5211876
    Disguise sample as the flu.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:42 No.5211882
    >>5211859

    Oh yeah, silly me.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:43 No.5211892
    second underground army laying in wait just under the surface
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:44 No.5211900
    infect military.
    Go dormant.
    when at least one person in the military is infected defcon5 the viruses not in their body.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:45 No.5211914
    >>5211900
    and give up all we've worked for i don't think so
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:46 No.5211916
    >>5211869

    The blob is silly.

    I have no problem with explosives, though, but we have another priority.

    RESEARCH ADVANCED RESEARCH TECHNIQUES
    RESEARCH TELEPATHY (for improved inter-cell communication and speaking with noninfected when it comes up)
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:46 No.5211921
    >>5211914
    as in the person we infected. not all of us.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:48 No.5211935
    >>5211813
    Xanadu (also known as Shangri La) was a summer palace of Kublai Kahn in China. It was considered one of the most opulant and decadant palaces in the world, the first place to be called "Paradise on Earth". I think you see where this leads.

    You can't be too obvious, or else the conspiracy theorists have no fun.

    >>5211813
    Because we're not "writing a virus on a single bit". We are sentience in electric form. A current that thinks. All we need is a bit for our conscience to rest in, then expand when the time comes. We're not a computer virus, we're some freak of organic nature that can live in more or less anything.

    >>5211826
    We already deleted the DEFCON5 protocol. Things don't auto-terminate anymore. Do we have direct control over the infection? Can we mutate it to make it look like something else? A cold, perhaps?
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:52 No.5211958
    >>5211935

    Er, woops. Switch the last two post quotes.

    Also, we don't need to infect 100% of US computers before we can do anything. Let's use the 15% we've infected so far to begin the marketing campaign.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:52 No.5211961
    >>5211935
    >We already deleted the DEFCON5 protocol.
    We actually only disabled it, which was a much better idea.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:53 No.5211966
    >>5211935
    Ah. I see. Xanadu honey it is. PROCEED ADVERTISING XANADU HONEY.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/20/09(Mon)12:55 No.5211985
    >ADDED RESEARCH
    >RESEARCH: CONVERT SOIL, ROCKS, AND COMMONLY FOUND ITEMS
    >RESEARCH: CONVERT FUEL AND EXPLOSIONS INTO ENERGY
    >RESEARCH: ADVANCED RESEARCH TECHNIQUES
    >RESEARCH: TELEPATHY
    >RESEARCH: RELIGION
    >RESEARCH: HUMANOID VIRUS FIGURE (AVATAR)
    >RESEARCH: PHARMACEUTICAL DEFENSE
    >RESEARCH STATUS: 40%

    >MUTATE AVIAN LIFE: INCREASE SIGHT and HEARING PARAMETERS
    >MUTATION STATUS: 60%

    >SEARCH: MAYOR OF NY
    >SEARCH STATUS: 40%

    >EXPERIMENT: UNDEAD RESURRECTION
    >EXPERIMENT RESULTS STATUS: 60%

    >INFECT: COMPUTERS CONNECTED TO NPG
    >COMPUTER INFECTION: 20%

    >ATLANTA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 21%
    >LONDON HEATHROW AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 23%
    >TOKYO INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 24%
    >LOS ANGELES AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 16%

    >NEW YORK STATE INFECTION STATUS: 24%

    >QUEBEC INFECTION STATUS: 25%
    >ONTARIO INFECTION STATUS: 30%

    >ORLANDO INFECTION STATUS: 20%
    >HARTFORD INFECTION STATUS: 20%

    >BEEKEEPERS NATIONAL MEETING: 1 DAY

    >ANTS/BANTEES NY TUNNEL STATUS: 40%

    >BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 28%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 110%


    >MILITARY INTEREST: VERY INTERESTED
    >You are considered an annoyance.
    >MILITARY has identified you as a summer cold.

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:56 No.5212001
    mwahahah summer cold
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:57 No.5212003
    >>5211985
    The military's going to lose interest now that they think we're just a cold, right? Good, keep up the disguise.

    Also ask Brooke is she's finally thought of something we can do to prove ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)12:59 No.5212025
    >>5211985
    Seriously, we must use our AIRPORTS to SPREAD into INDIA, MEXICO, NIGERIA, and OTHER COUNTRIES WITH MORE PEOPLE THAN MONEY.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:00 No.5212037
    GM said she will let us know im assuming its when she gets to a higher %
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:00 No.5212040
    >>5211985
    SUCCESS!
    Check in with Selene and Brooke.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:01 No.5212043
    >>5211985

    We've infected 20% of all computers in the United States. That's 78,800,000 computers.

    Yeah, I think we can begin our viral marketing campaign now.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:03 No.5212067
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    TERMINATE HEART FUNCTION in SELENE and BROOKE.

    REVERT TO SINGLE CELLED ORGANISM.

    SUBSIDE SINGLE HOST'S BRAIN

    TERMINATE HEART FUNCTION.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:04 No.5212080
    >>5211985
    Okay.
    We can't infect the military for some reason
    But we can figure out their plans. Right now, they only think of us as a Cold that can infect humans and give them voices, right?

    Protocal: Do not communicate with any human except Selene, Brooke, and the people they trust.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:04 No.5212083
    >>5212067
    NO.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:05 No.5212090
    >>5212067
    Get out
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:06 No.5212096
    GM, status reporter, whatever you want us to call you, please comment on why
    >>5211702
    hasn't been acknowledged.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:06 No.5212104
    But in all seriousness,

    RESEARCH: PROGRAMMING (ALL LANGUAGES)
    RESEARCH: WEBSITE DESIGN AND ALTERATION
    RESEARCH: HACKING

    Might as well be able to access all the information on the compooters we infected.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:09 No.5212131
    Use a Spybird to shit on an uncovered military operative to deliver a virus load.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:11 No.5212149
    >>5212104

    While we're at it

    RESEARCH: MARKETING TECHNIQUES
    - Focus: Subconscious, subliminal, viral marketing
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:12 No.5212157
    Is this thread 9 or 10?
    If it's 10 I need the link to 9
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:13 No.5212165
    >>5212131

    Seconded, good plan.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:13 No.5212172
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    >viral marketing
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/20/09(Mon)13:15 No.5212180
    >>5212157

    It's 9.

    >>5212096

    Forgot about/missed it.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/20/09(Mon)13:28 No.5212291
    >ADDED RESEARCH
    >RESEARCH: MARKETING TECHNIQUES
    >RESEARCH: PROGRAMMING (ALL LANGUAGES)
    >RESEARCH: WEBSITE DESIGN AND ALTERATION
    >RESEARCH: HACKING
    >RESEARCH: CONVERT SOIL, ROCKS, AND COMMONLY FOUND ITEMS
    >RESEARCH: CONVERT FUEL AND EXPLOSIONS INTO ENERGY
    >RESEARCH: ADVANCED RESEARCH TECHNIQUES
    >RESEARCH: TELEPATHY
    >RESEARCH: RELIGION
    >RESEARCH: HUMANOID VIRUS FIGURE (AVATAR)
    >RESEARCH: PHARMACEUTICAL DEFENSE
    >RESEARCH STATUS: 10%

    >MUTATE AVIAN LIFE: INCREASE SIGHT and HEARING PARAMETERS
    >MUTATION STATUS: 80%

    >SEARCH: MAYOR OF NY
    >SEARCH STATUS: 60%

    >EXPERIMENT: UNDEAD RESURRECTION
    >EXPERIMENT RESULTS STATUS: 80%

    >INFECT: COMPUTERS CONNECTED TO NPG
    >COMPUTER INFECTION: 25%
    >>BEGINNING VIRAL MARKETING of HEAVEN and XANADU HONEY

    >SEARCH - AVIAN LIFE: MILITARY PERSONNEL
    >>SEARCH STATUS: 30%

    >DEVELOP: INFECTION VIRUS
    >>DEVELOPMENT STATUS: 10%

    >ATLANTA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 26%
    >LONDON HEATHROW AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 27%
    >TOKYO INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 25%
    >LOS ANGELES AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 20%

    >NEW YORK STATE INFECTION STATUS: 25%
    >INFECT: FLIGHTS to MEXICO/INDIA/AFRICA
    >>DESTINATION STATUS: 10%


    >QUEBEC INFECTION STATUS: 30%
    >ONTARIO INFECTION STATUS: 35%

    >ORLANDO INFECTION STATUS: 24%
    >HARTFORD INFECTION STATUS: 23%

    >BEEKEEPERS NATIONAL MEETING: 1 DAY

    >ANTS/BANTEES NY TUNNEL STATUS: 45%
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/20/09(Mon)13:28 No.5212297
    >COMMUNICATE w/ BROOKE
    >>Hey, VIMH, I have a request.
    >What is it?
    >>A little while ago, I met this guy and we really hit it off. We started dating and I sort of... fell in love with him and ended up giving him... my virginity. After we did it, he dumped me and he was a SUPER jerk - he claims he only did it because he wanted to "nail the school's biggest tease." Can you... restore my hymen? I mean, it's cool if you can't, I was just wondering, is all.
    >Restore or Don't Restore?

    >BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 30%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 110%


    >MILITARY INTEREST: INTERESTED
    >You are considered an annoyance.
    >MILITARY has identified you as a summer cold.

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:30 No.5212313
    >>5212297
    Restore it. She'd like it and I see no reason not to.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:31 No.5212317
    >>5212297
    DO IT. Her compatibility will sky rocket!

    Also we have 1/4 of New York? We're huuuuuuge.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:31 No.5212319
    Hey OP, how about writing a nice conclusion to the whole quest. It seems that you are growing weary of it and honsetly, the steam has kinda run out.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:31 No.5212320
    Restore it, it will help her learn to accept us.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:32 No.5212329
    >>5212297

    Restore hymen, infect her during op.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:32 No.5212330
    >>5212319

    No way dude, we're still going
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:32 No.5212331
    ... what most people call "the hymen" doesnt actually exist. Tell her that.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:33 No.5212335
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    >>5212319
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:33 No.5212338
    i say fix her right up
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:33 No.5212339
    >>5212329

    She IS infected, we are in her and thats how we comunicate.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:34 No.5212354
    WE CAN REBUILD IT. MAKE IT STRONGER. WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY. WHEN WE ARE DONE SHE SHALL HAVE A HYMEN AS STRONG AS STEEL AND TWICE AS SHARP.

    Or, whatever hse wants. Whatever. I'm going to play NetStorm.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:35 No.5212357
    Ask her: "Yes, I can indeed repair your hymen, if that is what you would like. However, I would suggest you think about it before you ask me to do so. I can repair your physical being, but I can't fix your memories. Just having a new hymen won't make bad decisions go away, and denial is never helpful for anyone. If I fix it, I might just ask you, as someone concerned about your well-being, that you accept what happened to you and use it to make you a better person rather than just hide and pretend it never happened. Would that be acceptable?"

    Remember, we want to gain her trust. Acting as her friend and confidante rather than just service provider would help much more to that end.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:35 No.5212360
    op hear lol stop spamming and DDoSing us u retards, u will be taken down if u continue

    http://www.ÄnonTålk.cåm/

    (remove the shit over the letters bitch)
    >gos kldd lgjfojoggu a jfkjdvfdddfj 2k
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:35 No.5212364
    >>5212319
    We haven't even conquered Earth yet. We haven't even got America.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:39 No.5212394
    >>5212319
    your face...steam... has kind of run out.

    Keep going, I want to turn the world into a comfortable human/virus symbiotic relationship that will propel man into a golden, space faring age where we may discover and merge with alien beings.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/20/09(Mon)13:39 No.5212396
    >>5212319

    I just write what is commanded. The steam came from you all and always will. You want steam? Make it ya self.

    >>5212331

    KNOWLEDGE.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:40 No.5212403
    >>5212291

    How are we currently researching these things? Is there any way of speeding up the process? Sift through the minds of the people we infected to pick up the relevant data? It's going kind of...slow.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/20/09(Mon)13:42 No.5212413
    >>5212403

    You have 5 people researching complicated subjects. Instant knowledge is never fun.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:42 No.5212419
    >>5212357

    Point is, the girl gave us a door into her personal world. If we go through the door and help her with some personal stuff as a friend rather than just say "yes sir, all done here, tight as a kitten", we'll definitely gain some more trust points.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:43 No.5212423
    >>5212396

    Begin research into steam power!
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:46 No.5212447
    >>5212413
    Don't we have ~more~ people? Surely they can help us research. I mean we have New York state.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:48 No.5212458
    >>5212413

    Well lets prioritize the research then.

    Right now, our goal is to gain acceptance among the humans.

    I'd go with:

    High Tier
    Religion
    Marketing
    Pharma Defense

    Religion and Marketing to gain appeal, Pharma Defense in case shit hits fan early

    Mid Tier
    Programing
    Hacking
    Web Design

    We don't really need to hack sites until we're on a more dramatic offensive/defensive.

    Low Tier
    Energy conversion
    Telepathy
    Avatar

    Cool shit, but again, not needed until we're secure in our positions.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:48 No.5212459
    >>5212447
    1/4 of New York. But that's still a fuckload of people.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:52 No.5212481
    >>5212419

    Right, so, on the subject of Hymen maintenance, do we repair it unquestionably or do we try to give friendly advice and *then* repair it?
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/20/09(Mon)13:52 No.5212483
    >RESEARCH: MARKETING TECHNIQUES
    >RESEARCH: PROGRAMMING (ALL LANGUAGES)
    >RESEARCH: WEBSITE DESIGN AND ALTERATION
    >RESEARCH: HACKING
    >RESEARCH: CONVERT SOIL, ROCKS, AND COMMONLY FOUND ITEMS
    >RESEARCH: CONVERT FUEL AND EXPLOSIONS INTO ENERGY
    >RESEARCH: ADVANCED RESEARCH TECHNIQUES
    >RESEARCH: TELEPATHY
    >RESEARCH: RELIGION
    >RESEARCH: HUMANOID VIRUS FIGURE (AVATAR)
    >RESEARCH: PHARMACEUTICAL DEFENSE
    >RESEARCH STATUS: 30%

    >MUTATE AVIAN LIFE: INCREASE SIGHT and HEARING PARAMETERS
    >MUTATION STATUS: 100%
    >>INFECTED Avian life now have super sight and super hearing.

    >SEARCH: MAYOR OF NY
    >SEARCH STATUS: 80%

    >EXPERIMENT: UNDEAD RESURRECTION
    >EXPERIMENT RESULTS STATUS: 100%
    >>RESULTS: Success and failure. Recently buried bodies were successfully resuscitated but were fragile - mentally and physically. Older bodies were not revived.

    >INFECT: COMPUTERS CONNECTED TO NPG
    >COMPUTER INFECTION: 30%
    >>CURRENTLY VIRAL MARKETING of HEAVEN and XANADU HONEY
    >>STATUS ON MARKETING: SKEPTICAL

    >SEARCH - AVIAN LIFE: MILITARY PERSONNEL
    >>SEARCH STATUS: 60%

    >DEVELOP: INFECTION COMPUTER VIRUS
    >>DEVELOPMENT STATUS: 20%

    >ATLANTA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 30%
    >LONDON HEATHROW AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 30%
    >TOKYO INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 28%
    >LOS ANGELES AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 21%

    >NEW YORK STATE INFECTION STATUS: 26%

    >INFECT: FLIGHTS to MEXICO/INDIA/AFRICA
    >>DESTINATION STATUS: 20%


    >QUEBEC INFECTION STATUS: 35%
    >ONTARIO INFECTION STATUS: 40%

    >ORLANDO INFECTION STATUS: 27%
    >HARTFORD INFECTION STATUS: 26%

    >BEEKEEPERS NATIONAL MEETING: 1 DAY

    >ANTS/BANTEES NY TUNNEL STATUS: 50%
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/20/09(Mon)13:53 No.5212487
    >COMMUNICATE w/ BROOKE
    >I can. However, your memories of the incident will remain. You should be careful of the decisions you make in the future lest you do something you cannot take back.
    >>Yeah, yeah. Selene has told me all this before. Less talk-y, more restore-y.

    >BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 50%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 110%

    >MILITARY INTEREST: UNINTERESTED
    >You are considered an annoyance.
    >MILITARY has identified you as a summer cold.

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:53 No.5212489
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    YEAHHHH
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/20/09(Mon)13:54 No.5212497
    >>5212447

    Yes, you do, but you haven't made them assist in the research.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:56 No.5212511
    >>5212487
    Okay. Let's fix her up.

    Also on NATIONAL BEEKEEPER MEETING hand out PAMPHLETS for working for XANADU HONEY. So it won't be too suspicious when they all start working for it. And then we also corner the market for honey.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:56 No.5212514
    I like Brooke right to the point
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:57 No.5212520
    >>5212497
    Right. 1/100 of everyone does research. That should mean we've got LOADS of researchers.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:57 No.5212525
    >>5212497

    1/4 the population of New York suddenly researching the exact same topics might be a wee bit suspicious. However, if we use an additional 5 or 10 basement dwelling social rejects with computers and internet accents, I'm sure no one would notice and we would gain dramatically.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)13:59 No.5212537
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    >This thread
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:02 No.5212550
    then INCREASE people RESEARCHING our shit, yo
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:02 No.5212554
    >>5212520

    We've infected 20% of New York. That's 500,000 people. 1% of those is 50,000. 50k people all suddenly looking up the same thing? No. Bad Idea. If we're going at 10% increase per Status Report with only 5 people, adding another 10 would get our research done in 3 turns and no one would notice.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:05 No.5212564
    >>5212554
    Your math is flawed. One percent of half a million = five thousand.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:05 No.5212565
    >>5212554
    sorry, 25% of New York State, 500,000 people. And if we're already at 30%, recruiting another 10 for research will have everything done in only 2 turns.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:06 No.5212575
    >>5212554
    It's 5,000 actually but your point is valid. 50 people should be enough so I guess 0.01%?
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:07 No.5212579
    >>5212564

    Er right, yeah, sorry, 5,000, not 50,000. Still, big spike in hits for such obscure topics as "Virus Avatar Possibilities". And all of them coming from New York, a state in which the Military just did an investigation for a possible virus outbreak?

    Kind of pushing it.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/20/09(Mon)14:07 No.5212580
    >ADDED RESEARCHERS: 5
    >RESEARCH: MARKETING TECHNIQUES
    >RESEARCH: PROGRAMMING (ALL LANGUAGES)
    >RESEARCH: WEBSITE DESIGN AND ALTERATION
    >RESEARCH: HACKING
    >RESEARCH: CONVERT SOIL, ROCKS, AND COMMONLY FOUND ITEMS
    >RESEARCH: CONVERT FUEL AND EXPLOSIONS INTO ENERGY
    >RESEARCH: ADVANCED RESEARCH TECHNIQUES
    >RESEARCH: TELEPATHY
    >RESEARCH: RELIGION
    >RESEARCH: HUMANOID VIRUS FIGURE (AVATAR)
    >RESEARCH: PHARMACEUTICAL DEFENSE
    >RESEARCH STATUS: 60%

    >SEARCH: MAYOR OF NY
    >SEARCH STATUS: 100%
    >>MAYOR of NY FOUND

    >INFECT: COMPUTERS CONNECTED TO NPG
    >COMPUTER INFECTION: 35%
    >>CURRENTLY VIRAL MARKETING of HEAVEN and XANADU HONEY
    >>STATUS ON MARKETING: SKEPTICAL

    >SEARCH - AVIAN LIFE: MILITARY PERSONNEL
    >>SEARCH STATUS: 80%

    >DEVELOP: INFECTION COMPUTER VIRUS
    >>DEVELOPMENT STATUS: 30%

    >ATLANTA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 35%
    >LONDON HEATHROW AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 35%
    >TOKYO INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 31%
    >LOS ANGELES AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 24%

    >NEW YORK STATE INFECTION STATUS: 28%

    >INFECT: FLIGHTS to MEXICO/INDIA/AFRICA
    >>DESTINATION STATUS: 30%


    >QUEBEC INFECTION STATUS: 40%
    >ONTARIO INFECTION STATUS: 45%

    >ORLANDO INFECTION STATUS: 30%
    >HARTFORD INFECTION STATUS: 28%

    >BEEKEEPERS NATIONAL MEETING
    >>HANDING OUT PAMPHLETS ON XANADU HONEY
    >>RESULT: SKEPTICAL
    >>NATIONAL BEEKEEPERS INFECTION STATUS: 15%

    >ANTS/BANTEES NY TUNNEL STATUS: 55%

    >RESTORED BROOKE'S "HYMEN"
    >COMMUNICATE w/ BROOKE
    >It is done.
    >>Awesome. Thanks, VIMH. I owe you one.

    >BROOKE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 60%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 110%


    >MILITARY INTEREST: UNINTERESTED
    >You are considered an annoyance.
    >MILITARY has identified you as a summer cold.

    >Insert Command_____
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/20/09(Mon)14:08 No.5212591
    You forget, you have super intelligence. You probably wouldn't need more than 20 people researching stuff.

    But that's just my take on it.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:09 No.5212598
    >>5212580
    Excellent! Make sure ALL BEEKEEPERS try honey! It is mandatory!

    Send Bee to sting MAYOR.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:12 No.5212621
    >>5212580

    Right, we found Bloomberg. Now what?

    I recommend a background check on him. Psyc profile. Could he become a willing symbiote with us? If so, he could become a powerful ally.

    ...Ask him if he wants his hymen restored.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:15 No.5212637
    Is Selene's cat still alive?

    Can we have it wander back to her? It's already done it's job infecting random people, and bringing a lost cat back in is an easy act of kindness for free brownie points.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:17 No.5212643
    >>5212554
    Find the 500 most Isolated, Withdrawn people - people that would not be noticed - and have them aid in research.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:18 No.5212649
    You know, we never got around to making the INFECTED COMMANDER to lessen the loads on things.

    I suggest making an INFECTED COMMANDER and then have it start researching how to make soldiers seperately. You could use PROJECT AVATAR as a base.

    Of course, this brings up the question of whether or not we could be faced with a future rebellion on our hands if we do this.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:18 No.5212662
    We've done research on human psychology right?

    Humans love pleasure so why don't we use pleasure either as a straight 'you get infected we stimulate your mind' thing or some super drug to get infected humanity to give into us?
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:19 No.5212663
    >>5212643

    We don't need 500 people. We have super intelligence as the OP said, so just get the suggested max of 20 people researching.

    In other words, ALLOCATE 20 INFECTED to RESEARCH.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:20 No.5212667
    >>5212649
    I thought we were making Brooke into the infected commander. Let's ask her about that.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:21 No.5212675
    >>5212649

    I don't think we need soldiers. We're an intelligent, hyper-infectuous virus that can transform into more or less anything. Why use guns when we can kill thousands with a single puff of spores if things turn nasty? Plus, soldiers are way too confrontational. We either are or are trying to pose as a benevolent force that wants to help humanity. Soldiers will not help that image.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:21 No.5212682
    >>5212649
    We're a collective, we don't need commanders.

    >>5212662
    Offer spontaneous orgasms to hosts. Do eeeet
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:22 No.5212686
    >>5212667
    She hasn't even accepted us really yet. Let's wait.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:23 No.5212692
    >>5212675

    Seconded.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:24 No.5212701
    >>5212675

    Maybe I should've chose my words better. I was thinking more about something like bodyguards. Not a big bunch of them, just a few to protect Selene/Brooke/whoever else gets a name, since everyone's pretty attached to them and wouldn't want to see them killed. We avoided military detection this time, but next time might not be so lucky.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:26 No.5212717
    >>5212662

    Because, if anything, we want the infection to be voluntary. Humans are a robust bunch, and if they target an enemy, history and way too many holliwood movies show that they have a nasty habit of finding some weakness and erradicating it.

    Far better for us to be (or pretend to be) and ally, so that they welcome us with open arms rather than with vaccines. And it's completely within our power to do so. We can eradicate diseases, improve more or less everything... hell, why wouldn't they like us?

    It would be far easier to take over the world if the humans let us do it.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:26 No.5212720
    >>5212701

    No, we use subtlety, if no one knows what they are they are not in danger, and if people find out, we'll have prefected AVATAR by then.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:28 No.5212734
    Do not ask brooke yet.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:29 No.5212736
    >>5212717
    I wasn't thinking that we would force pleasure but offer them it as a reward. Classical conditioning after all is very useful.

    Anyway, should we start a new thread?
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:30 No.5212748
    Command: RESEARCH WEAPONISED BEES

    In particular bees that can pierce NBC suits and infect the person inside them. (Bantees?)
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:31 No.5212750
    >>5212701
    Perhaps influence some of the kids at the school to hang out with Selene, seeing as the school is entirely infected, and then pump up their natural immunites/strength/senses/reflexes?
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:31 No.5212753
    >>5212717
    Hollywood*

    >>5212701
    I would remind you that Selene, earlier today, took a couple punches without flinching or even noticing the pain and easily dodged the rest. We can modify one human to take on the best soldiers, and we can do so in mere seconds. Our people can easily defend themselves against anything less than a full army (and if we've got an army knocking on Selene's door it's kind of game over anyways).

    I just don't like the idea of soldiers, even a handful of them. Men with guns have such a bad reputation with humans that the sight of even a supposedly friendly one will make people cautious (example: policemen). If we're trying to be friendly and word somehow gets out (and it will, eventually) that we're test-tubing super-soldiers, well, that kind of kills everything.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:31 No.5212755
    Trying to infect the military is stupid, for the now. What we need is to drag large portions of the military into a pointless war which will drag their attention away from us.

    PLAN:
    Use any Iranian computers to ddos US state websites.
    Begin work on a terrorist strike, and fake evidence to blame the strike on the Iranians.
    Attempt to infiltrate diplomatic channels, or at least gain the abillity to cut diplomatic channels if necessary.
    Fund radical islamist groups in Iran.
    --Addendum - Suggested means of cutting channels include causing an 'american caused' incident in Iran (for instance, using a company that pretends to be a CIA front to cause a coup attempt).
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:32 No.5212758
    Has Selene made a decision about becoming a public figure yet?
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:33 No.5212770
    >>5212755

    Do this, except start a war with germany
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:33 No.5212774
    Should we start a new thread?
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:34 No.5212785
    >>5212755
    This would also hurt the US economy, which is for us, a good thing. A weaker power and a poorer people have both less money to spend on vaccines, and more need of us.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:35 No.5212791
    >>5212755

    We could do so if the military starts getting suspicious of us again, but I would advise against it right now. Selene (and humans in general) aren't a big fan of pointless killing, and if people find out somehow (Deus Ex Machina) that we engineered a war for no reason other than distraction... well... yeah.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/20/09(Mon)14:35 No.5212796
    Back.

    And not hungry. I'll get to writing.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:36 No.5212803
    >>5212755

    Manipulating the world into initiating some sort of war sounds good.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:37 No.5212807
    >>5212755
    If we can ABSOLUTELY AVOID this being traced to us, go for it.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:39 No.5212819
    >>5212791
    >>5212753

    Here's the thing, and pardon the meta-gaming. If we pull sneaky shit like this (subliminal messages, addictive honey, pointless wars) while still pretending to be good, someone, somewhere, will inevitably find out. It's just how stuff like this works. And if we're going to try to make this shit long-term (befriend humans, travel stars, get other aliens to join), then it's best to have as few skeletons in the closet as possible. I'm not saying that none of this should happen, or that it's a bad idea, just that we should probably think twice about pulling this kind of shit.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:41 No.5212840
    >>5212807

    We can't ABSOLUTELY AVOID it. Law of storytelling. Cover up bad shit, it comes back to haunt you. If/when we go public, and people start to understand us, not everyone will like us. There will be a group of people who will not trust us, will not like us, and will do everything in their power to get other people to not like us. That includes digging up any possible dirt. And they will find it. Somehow. They always fucking do.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:42 No.5212843
    Stop spamming, attacking and harassing us or your board will be taken down.

    http://www.An0nTal|<.com/
    >dghfhfsfsfgfdfdgfddsfafddfdadadadfddhfgdfgsafsgfdfsdasfffa
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:42 No.5212845
    >>5212819
    Yes. Only if we can ABSOLUTELY AVOID being traced. We don't want anyone to find out at all, and the best way to go about that is to not do it.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:44 No.5212860
    >>5212774
    We're not at autosage yet.

    I suggested bees as our 'conventional' weapon - splat the opponents with a high speed sting, and they're effectively out of the battle in the timeframe that matters.

    Barring Selene, we don't have any material that we don't mind losing in moderate quantities, and in a straight up fight if we can get past NBC defenses any conventional enemies are screwed. They can't stay sealed off, they need to eat etc.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:45 No.5212864
    >>5212819
    We've worked too hard on the Honey campaign. It stays.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:45 No.5212867
    >>5212845
    It figures that we just need to skip forward in time while we're infecting everything unless someone else finds out.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:48 No.5212880
    >>5212864
    The honey one is easy to handwave as a 'good' act, we're beneficial for our hosts, so we WANT to help as many as possible. Getting people hooked on honey will do that. Starting wars is too indirect and not helping people.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:49 No.5212885
    >>5212864

    The Honey Campaign is clean. We're just advertising Honey with us in it. It's just to help us get into more people. iirc we put some *minor* addictive substances in it, but nothing worse than, say, McDonalds. No one's getting killed, no one's losing their free will, no guns are flashed.

    Starting wars? Creating solder homunculii? Kind of on a different scale.
    >> Dibs !GGq0kfajB. 07/20/09(Mon)14:50 No.5212891
    Okay guys. Everyone here that's discussing shit.

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/chat.html

    Once you get in /join #SuperVirus

    Makes it so much easier to discuss things, and doesn't make the thread so hard to read.
    >> Dibs !GGq0kfajB. 07/20/09(Mon)14:50 No.5212894
    >>5212885
    There's already nicotine in the honey, people are going to be hooked on our honey.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/20/09(Mon)14:54 No.5212926
    new thread: >>5212919
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:56 No.5212942
    Stop spamming, attacking and harassing us or your board will be taken down.

    http://www.AN0NTAL|<.com/
    >afaffgsffgfsfdfgdgdfgffgffadsfasafddsdffdddfffhfssgadfgg
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)14:59 No.5212959
    >>5212755
    Too much risk.

    We've already dodged the bullet with the military. The last thing we need is to leave breadcrumbs for the NSA/CIA to follow to us.

    The less obvious we are, the better.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)15:13 No.5213043
    >>5212894

    Why do we need nicotine in our viral honey now?

    REMOVE NICOTINE FROM EVERY JAR OF HONEY BEFORE FDA/ATF GETS WISE.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)15:14 No.5213049
    No weaponized units, no wars, no addictive elements - we have an utterly absurd number of advantages to offer humans without needing to make more, and we're currently safe and sound with the military just thinking of us as a cold. There will be plenty who will join of their own volition, more and more so if we continue to be nothing but a boon.

    Keep the Honey campaign going, provide free samples at the Beekeeper convention - this should increase their level of infection and give us good PR among the group as a whole.

    Devote a total of 20 infected to research, no more. 20 is a number low enough to not draw attention, while providing a fast rate of research even with the large number of projects we're currently running simultaneously. That said, do not add any new research projects this cycle, but begin compiling a psychological profile on MAYOR BLOOMBERG, with a focus on potential use as an ally and/or willing host.

    Continue to infect airports, begin spreading along mass transit routes connected to those airports - bus routes, train lines, etc. Have we gotten Grand Central Station yet? If so, start infecting the railway network.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)15:35 No.5213184
    >>5212785
    >>5212785
    >This would also hurt the US economy, which is for us, a good thing

    How will they buy honey then?

    No. We want to keep that status quo for the time being as we build our power base.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)17:25 No.5214063
    For all those who say we shouldn't start wars for rep reasons, why not?

    Seriously, the idea of a sentient virus manipulating world politics is so Sci-fi that even if somebody did have compelling evidence that said incident happened, they would be dismissed as a crank. I'd say if we're going to be too cautious to go and start a war of distraction, we ought to (at least) prepare these plans so we can start one on a reasonably short time-scale as a back-up.

    Unfortunately, the very untrace-able nature of the war would rest on the 'fact' that a virus doing this action would be incredibly 'unrealistic'.



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