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    63 KB Dorf Quest LXIII Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/19/09(Sun)02:48 No.5198531  
    "Well, now that certainly was impressive, don't you think so? Very impressive indeed."
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)02:50 No.5198543
    "We can't bring him back and keep our god power, can we, Fate?"
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/19/09(Sun)02:50 No.5198546
    Ask for ale and a new helmet.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)02:51 No.5198560
    Fate seems nervous or something.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)02:51 No.5198561
    "If we can...could we bring him back as a little girl?"
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)02:51 No.5198566
    Lolicles needs to happen.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)02:52 No.5198568
    Ask him how we can bring him back.

    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/19/09(Sun)02:52 No.5198569
    Also, ask about satan.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)02:52 No.5198573
    Bring him back? But didn't he survive this battle too?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)02:52 No.5198574
    So, exactly how do we get the shard? Last time we killed a god it was to give the shard to our employer, so we don't really know how to get those godly powers.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)02:53 No.5198579
    Give us our godhood.

    We should now be blue.
    >> Fuuka: Bitch Queen of /tg/ 07/19/09(Sun)02:53 No.5198580
    Ask Fate why you(bearbeard) persist in doing this. In the end Herc was a pretty cool guy. He would have been a great drinking pal, but we decided we wanted to kill him before we even considered the possibility.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)02:53 No.5198585



    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)02:53 No.5198586
    He's probably just worried that we'll go mad with power, and we will..so uh....damn where was i going with this?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)02:56 No.5198602
    As god we should be able to choose whatever dam color we want.

    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)02:57 No.5198611

    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)02:57 No.5198614
    Tell fate that he'd best watch what he says about our fallen friend here, or else he's next.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/19/09(Sun)02:58 No.5198615
    Fate is stronger then us.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)02:59 No.5198631
    Prepare a viking funeral. We are sending that bro out in style.
    >> Fuuka: Bitch Queen of /tg/ 07/19/09(Sun)03:00 No.5198640
    We know that.

    We'd die trying anyway.

    For Pride. Herc was a great man, and he permanently gimped BOTH of our forms. If Fate talks smack, our Pride will split the earth.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/19/09(Sun)03:00 No.5198655
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    >Did he survive this battle too?
    "Of course not, you killed him! With your own two arms and your own two eyes."

    >Can I bring him back and still keep my god power?
    "Why would you want to? You are clearly stronger. Heracles would never let anyone weaker beat him! You should know that."

    >If you say one more word about Heracles, Fate... You'll be next.
    "Oh ho ho! I will keep it in mind next time I dismiss a lesser god out of hand. Now, are you going to take this godhood or not?"
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/19/09(Sun)03:01 No.5198665
    "What kind of abilities does this power grant besides great strength?"
    >> Fuuka: Bitch Queen of /tg/ 07/19/09(Sun)03:02 No.5198668
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    D-did I say that..?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:02 No.5198672
    >"Why would you want to? You are clearly stronger. Heracles would never let anyone weaker beat him! You should know that."

    He'll make a good champion for us.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:02 No.5198675
    ...do we want anything BESIDES strength?
    >> Fuuka: Bitch Queen of /tg/ 07/19/09(Sun)03:02 No.5198677

    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:02 No.5198680
    Truth be told, fate has been nothing but nice to us...
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:03 No.5198688
    "Yes...but we must get him rebirthed...as a little girl"
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:04 No.5198707
    Heracles would probably take his godhood back first chance he got.

    ..then revive us.

    holy crap we'd be locked in infinite battle.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:04 No.5198708
    Go for GOD! Go for GOD!

    We need a crazy dorf god!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:05 No.5198712

    >"Why would you want to? You are clearly stronger. Heracles would never let anyone weaker beat him! You should know that."
    "Well, I dunno. I just thought he was a pretty cool guy. We could go out drinking sometime, if I wasn't trying to take his godhood. I was thinking I could reincarnate him as something smaller and we could be buds. Maybe a little girl or something."
    "Because it would be funny."

    > Taking Godhood
    "So how does this work do I just turn blue right away or WOAH HOLY SHIT"
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:05 No.5198714
    Yes take it.

    Probably with good reason as you can see with recent events.

    Though once we recovered why should we stop at being a god amongst many? We should only stop when we are the only god....
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:05 No.5198715
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:05 No.5198717

    Thats it. We're going to have to take fate down one of these days. Beardbeard may be BBEG, but goddamnit someone like Fate should not be running anything. Respect where respect is owed.

    You know what. What if we refuse? What if we chose to have herc come back instead. We dont need to play Fate's game. Screw him and the mystic glowy portal he came in on.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:07 No.5198725
    Why would we want to? You haven't noticed a pattern with the people we've killed? We end up dragging them around and bringing them back. It has worked out pretty well so far, why mess with success?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:08 No.5198735
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    >What if we refuse? What if we chose to have herc come back instead.

    Herc would know he's not the strongest guy around, even though he should be. It would drive him insane. We don't want that to happen, so let's not do that.

    Let's bring him back as a little girl: Pic related. He would love it.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:08 No.5198736
    I.... Have... The.... POWER!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:08 No.5198742
    Why the fuck is everyone so sentimental about Heracles all of a sudden? What did he do besides act like the Heavy and cripple us?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:08 No.5198743
    Nah fate is fine.

    (I bet fate eye is on this thread.... Ixsnay on teh fates killingshay....)
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/19/09(Sun)03:09 No.5198752
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    >Godhood obtained!
    "With that, now you regenerate all wounds instantly as long as you are in the Neutral Room. Your sheer physical strength is increased, and you can conjure weaponry at will. You also need to answer prayers."
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:09 No.5198758
    Heavy is a fukkin BRO. He's an awesome guy, the BEST drinking buddy, and he thinks like Beardbeard does. He'd make a great champion/pal.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:10 No.5198765
    "Okay Bro....but what can we do about performing a rebirth on herc here, as a little girl?"
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:10 No.5198766
    Like Garrelf he wasn't a true villain. That is to say people feel remorse about killing him.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:11 No.5198773

    Awesome. Lets give that a shot. WE SHALL BE A JUST AND NOBLE GOD!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:11 No.5198777
    >"You also need to answer prayers."

    Why? It's not like OUR god ever does. Isn't it enough that you listen?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:12 No.5198779

    >> Answer prayers

    oh thats why fate looked so worried, we're irresponsible.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/19/09(Sun)03:12 No.5198782
    Test new powers.
    Garrelf was more of a villain then everybody else in this quest.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:12 No.5198783
    well, fuck.

    wanna go say whassup to moradin, or hug sunson? Nothing violent, just go and enjoy our fucking powers.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:12 No.5198786
    Will there be challengers? Hopeful mortals looking for easy godhood, like us with Herc?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:12 No.5198788
    Test out your new weaponry based powers by conjuring a rain of knives.


    It is just one of our new attacks.

    In fact, just start conjuring the shit out of everything while laughing like a god damn retard.
    >> Fuuka: Bitch Queen of /tg/ 07/19/09(Sun)03:12 No.5198789
    At least that solve the arm probl-

    >You also need to answer prayers


    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:13 No.5198792
    Does healing all wounds instantly include any sort of, uh, mutation compensation abilities?

    Also, can we travel around instantly somehow now?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:13 No.5198793
    >Garrelf was more of a villain then everybody else in this quest.

    But he was also our BRO!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:13 No.5198794
    Let the man/cyclops thing have his rest. This is how he would have wanted to go anyway.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:13 No.5198796
    First thing firsts. Lets use our powers to construct a monument to fallen herc (if we aint revivin' him).
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/19/09(Sun)03:14 No.5198802
    listen to prayers.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:14 No.5198803
    Lay off the little girl stuff, Jesus. What the hell kind of drinking buddy is that going to be?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:15 No.5198811
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    Lets teleport to the neutral room.

    >conjure weaponry at will
    >thousands of axes

    Anyone thinking what im thinking?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:15 No.5198812
    I think we should ask him.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:15 No.5198813
    Ask what Satan has been doing while you were off being an idiot.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:15 No.5198815
    Yes, this.

    Also, go back to the temple you came in through and put the rock back together anyway.

    Since EVERYTHING IS A WEAPON, and we can CONJURE ANY WEAPON, then... well...
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:15 No.5198816
    An awesome one. Just think, inebriating a little girl. A fucking powerful little girl.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/19/09(Sun)03:16 No.5198818
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    >Why answer prayers? It's not like OUR god ever does. Isn't it enough that you listen?

    "Answer the damn prayers. Xom gets to flaunt it because he's beyond my control. You are not."
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:16 No.5198819
    Amusingly enough, we are now Kav's god.

    Should make seducing her slightly easier.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:16 No.5198821
    The BEST kind of drinking buddy!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:17 No.5198829
    "Well goddamnit.

    What about those other challengers? Do I have to suffer mortal pricks who think they're bigger than they really are?" (The irony goes right past our head.)
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:18 No.5198835
    We can summon weapons at will? Fuck ye--

    >You've got prayers to answer.

    ...Well, shit. Better start cracking on them now before they become even more of a royal pain in the patookas.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/19/09(Sun)03:18 No.5198836
    When did we get our helmet back?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:18 No.5198840
    Grumble frustratedly. Accept... r-r-re-reeee...


    Whoo that was tough.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:21 No.5198860
    Let's zoom in to some great epic battle that's going on somewhere in the world. Tens of thousands of warriors on both side, kicking each other's asses. I feel it's kinda our duty.

    We could give aid to the side that's losing.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:21 No.5198861
    We need to go make Dribils our champion as well.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:22 No.5198864

    Actually, seeing as we can conjure weapons out of thin air, and by stretch seeing as our helmet was USED as a weapon against a hydra, we could conjure up another helmet.

    ....I wonder if we could conjure up a BFG? Prayers first, though.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:22 No.5198865
    "FINE. Dick."

    > Answer the damn prayers.
    Be sure to sound really pissy when you pick up the pray phone. No matter who it is, ask if they have beer.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:22 No.5198873
    Apparently enough people don't want to rebirth herc for him to care.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:22 No.5198876
    Forget Heavycles. Beef up Driblis to be the second most awesome kobold ever.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:23 No.5198881
    We're gonna be the most dorfy goddamn god of strength ever. Someone makes a suicide charge against impossible odds, we'll be there. Someone being oppressed by elephants or goblins and shit? we'll be there. Mother gives birth to a baby while being attacked by a wolf (as often happens in dorfen society,) we'll be there to make sure that baby fucks that wolf up good. And anyone carrying ale will be made just stronger to the point where the ale doesnt cause them any additional weight.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:23 No.5198888
    Why? The side that's winning is more powerful and thus a greater testament to us. We should bless the strong and shun the weak.

    Unless the weak worship us.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:24 No.5198897

    We need to make Drilblis our Prophet.

    We need to get all of the world's Kobolds to worship us, and, in so doing, increase and expand our portfolio.

    That much belief, that much devotion... has power.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/19/09(Sun)03:25 No.5198902
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    You conjured it with your god powers.


    1) Revive Garrelf
    2) Revive Heracles
    3) Build a monument to 1 or 2
    4) Say hi to Satan and/or Moradin
    5) Reclaim Buzzardloved for Presley to rule as king.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:25 No.5198906
    Because that'd actually make sense. and we're beardbeard godbeard.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:26 No.5198911
    >...increase and expand our portfolio.

    We will add TRAPS under our domain! I mean, the kind of traps kobolds do, not the other kind that usually show up here.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:26 No.5198914
    ..I...I...they must all be revived...as girls to show you were stronger.
    >> Fuuka: Bitch Queen of /tg/ 07/19/09(Sun)03:26 No.5198916

    Can we have our own champion?

    What powers would our champion get?

    If so.. could we choose.. a kobold?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:27 No.5198920
    Uh, anyone who worships us is obviously NOT weak. What the fuck?

    Get out. You fucking undorfy fagget.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/19/09(Sun)03:27 No.5198923
    I think we should just make Garrelf the ruler of hell if he isn't already since Satan is a god now.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:27 No.5198925
    Kobolds have definitely served us better than Dorfs ever have. Buncha jerkface dorfs. Kicking us out after we beat them fair and square.

    Let's go summon flying devil kobolds and burn the shit out of them.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:27 No.5198927
    2-if heracles is ok with it-
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:28 No.5198930
    >1) Revive Garrelf
    >2) Revive Heracles
    >3) Build a monument to 1 or 2
    >4) Say hi to Satan and/or Moradin
    >5) Reclaim Buzzardloved for Presley to rule as king.

    How about we actually DID some of this stuff?

    Also add "Make Driblis our champion" to the list. If we can only have one champ, we'll have to have Driblis and Herc duel until it's clear which one is stronger and deserves the place: the other one, if he's still alive, can become a regular prophet.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:29 No.5198947
    Ask Heracles first.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:29 No.5198951

    Holy fuck we're the most powerful being in the goddamn universe.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:29 No.5198953
    6) Burn down Buzzardloved. Kill Everyone

    All else is secondary (except 'reclaim buzzardloved' which is nonexistent obviously)
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:30 No.5198954
    Are you suggesting that we form ourselves a harem out of all the slain enemies that we liked?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:30 No.5198955

    I Vote we do that in order given.
    1) Revive Garrelf
    2) Revive Heracles
    3) Build a monument to 1 and 2
    4) Say hi to Satan and let Moradin know that he's next.
    5) Reclaim Buzzardloved for Presley to rule as king.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:30 No.5198956

    If we meet Satan, just punch him while shouting "NOT COOL MAN. NOT COOL." That will be our vengence for Garrelf. We are kinda buds with Satan, after all.

    As for Moradin, just kick his ass.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:30 No.5198959
    Proving my first point exactly.

    But we should be more ambitious than being fates puppet.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:30 No.5198964
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:31 No.5198967
    Garrelf was a dick. Let's not revive him. We'll just have to kill him again.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:32 No.5198972
    We should get some GODLY ARMOR AND WEAPONS before going on a quest to make Heracles and Garelf our subordinates.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:32 No.5198975
    I vote for this. Duels are always cool.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:32 No.5198976
    naw, just say whassup to moradin. we can deal with him later.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/19/09(Sun)03:33 No.5198982
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    >Can we have our own champion?

    >What powers would our champion get?
    "Increased strength, stamina, and toughness, as well as being able to dismiss their weapons into their own personal pocket space for instant retrieval."

    >If so.. could we choose.. a kobold?
    "...Why yes. Yes you could."

    And since we seem to be deciding on reviving Garrelf first, you ask about that as well.
    "Oh no no no. You can't bring him back. Satan has his soul thanks to that Gease contract! You'll need to get Satan to give up that soul before you can resurrect Garrelf."
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:33 No.5198985

    Let's leave Garrelf to his eternal reward, and build a bigass monument to the guy.

    Dude left on the highest note Dorfquest has seen, and we will not see nearly as epic or as moving an exit for him later on.

    1) Talk to Spirit of Heavycles about becoming our champion and accepting a Rez.

    2) Monument to Garrelf

    3) Save Satan from Djinn

    4) Become God of Kobolds

    5) Kick the shit out of Buzzardloved
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:33 No.5198987
    Seriously. As much of a bro as he was, he's too much of an asshole to not go back to his ways of dickery, or he'll try and overthrow us or some bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:34 No.5198991
    Let's go all Kratos.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:35 No.5198995
    "Hmm...he's getting off too easy then..we'll just have to see Satan about that, then make him our bitch....out of respect and all"
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:35 No.5198997

    Ok. We're Freeing Garrelf's soul from Satan. This is a thing. We are doing it.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:35 No.5199000

    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:36 No.5199005

    We can summon weaponry at will.
    But... Everything Is A Weapon (tm).

    Oh dear.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/19/09(Sun)03:37 No.5199009
    Talk to Satan.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:37 No.5199014
    What happened to fates eye?

    Poke his other one. Its freaky how many eyes this pantheon is missing.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:37 No.5199016
    1) Make Driblis a Fist Exalted. (Like a Solar but with Punching)

    2) Repair our mutated form.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:38 No.5199021
    I think we should find out if the Infinity General wants to become our champion.
    Although Heavycles would be an awesome champ too.
    Damn, touch choice.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:39 No.5199024
    Let's leave Garrelf to rot. He will hack his way out of hell on his own accord anyway. We should instead concentrate upon choosing a champion for ourselves, and reclaiming Buzzardloved.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:39 No.5199027
    Not if we OWN HIS SOUL!

    Though Satan is now a thing that is beyond the gods. We should focus on rescuing original Satan and he can give us Garelfs soul.

    I still think we are going to need a party to help us out in our edeavors....

    We should conjure up a bunch of weapons, sell them and hire rary full time as our adivisor.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:40 No.5199033
    We need to get our godly shit in order before haring off on other objectives. Appoint champion, make sure our priests know who is in charge, find out if we have any other critical obligations.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:40 No.5199034
    Like I said: have them duel for the place.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:40 No.5199035
    Before we get ahead of ourselves, let's name Driblis our champion.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/19/09(Sun)03:40 No.5199036
    It's serving an important purpose somewhere.
    >> Fuuka: Bitch Queen of /tg/ 07/19/09(Sun)03:40 No.5199037


    Appear before our INFINITY GENERAL and make him our champion. We don't need any task of him, but he deserves the boost.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:42 No.5199043

    We've kind of been neglecting Presley...
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/19/09(Sun)03:42 No.5199044
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    Alright, just to consolidate this a little: As DM I agree with this. Garrelf was awesome and all, but he's gone now. Let's build him a monument, and let him rest in piece.

    So on that note, you ask about bringing back Heracles!

    "Talk to Xanatos about it."
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:43 No.5199053

    >>talk to xanatos about it
    Hoo boy...

    oh hey..xanatos is a girl..and beardbeard needs a girlfriend...

    ...oh wow forget i said that
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:43 No.5199054
    ...To Xanatos!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:44 No.5199056
    Talk to Xanatos about it.
    Be sure to make frequent sexual advances.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:45 No.5199069
    So we're still Xom's Champion. Assuming we get another chamion, of our own, could Xom order HIM around too, by saying, "tell your champion to...."
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:47 No.5199077
    No, god powers apparently protect us from that, according to fate.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:47 No.5199078
    Its sounds more like you are going to bring him back like you brought back Finaly...
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/19/09(Sun)03:47 No.5199079
    Check our mutations.
    >> Fuuka: Bitch Queen of /tg/ 07/19/09(Sun)03:47 No.5199080
    I think rezzing HERC is the worst thing we could possibly do.

    He is a dethroned GOD. That would just be torturing him, wouldn't it?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:47 No.5199083
    We'll talk with Xanatos, then. Be sure to compliment her good looks.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:47 No.5199086
    Yeah, but he could already tell us to tell Drib what to do.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:48 No.5199089
    The least we can do is ask if he wants to be brought back.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:48 No.5199092
    We need to ask his permission. He might want to come back, to kick asses and take names, who knows.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:49 No.5199094
    You wanna be our little girl?
    >> Fuuka: Bitch Queen of /tg/ 07/19/09(Sun)03:50 No.5199103
    As long as we ACTUALLY ASK HIM beforehand. We can't just go rezzing anyone we feel like. What if they like being dead?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/19/09(Sun)03:52 No.5199116
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    Moments of searching later...
    >Hail, Xanatos!

    >...I was wondering if you could help me with something.

    She does not answer.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:52 No.5199122
    Well we could twist our words if he agrees.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:53 No.5199128
    Compliment her. Be increasingly rude until she reacts somehow.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:53 No.5199129
    Damn, xanatos is tall.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:53 No.5199131
    Didn't we do exactly that with Garrelf and Nevada?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/19/09(Sun)03:54 No.5199135
    Do we know about Coco? If so I would also like to ask what could cause a lich to lose its ability to talk.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:54 No.5199139
    She's probably the quiet type. Just keep charging through with our winning personality.
    Also why aren't you hitting on her yet.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:54 No.5199141

    Say what we want first. Then move on to this if there is no reply.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:55 No.5199151
    "I would like to speak to Heraclese, I'd like to know if he would like a resurrection and position as my champion....Also are you doing anything friday night?"
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/19/09(Sun)03:56 No.5199160
    Xanatos is stronger then us and a zombie.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/19/09(Sun)03:57 No.5199167
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    >You sure look pretty today, Xanatos.
    ...Hranifla blishkanof menas il sentari.

    Defnagog il vatara nicto.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:57 No.5199169
    If she doesnt agree to let us talk to who we want, let her know that we've allready taken out one god today, and we'd really prefer to not have to take out another.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/19/09(Sun)03:59 No.5199179
    Forget it. Lets leave the neutral zone.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:00 No.5199187
    FUCK. We need a translator.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:00 No.5199189

    use weapon conjuration to summon a language primer...with an axe handle on it.
    >> Fuuka: Bitch Queen of /tg/ 07/19/09(Sun)04:02 No.5199200


    We must test this.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:02 No.5199207

    Mrestian gukulu Hercules? Zhali no cartran mag sarak, nreh?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:03 No.5199211

    This has been bugging me for a while, but does Xan have a large upside-down mouth on her head, or is that supposed to be like a head ornament?

    Also, do gods gain the TONGUES ability? Xan may just be a cunt, instead of being linguistically impaired.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:03 No.5199213
    Guys? I think Fate is screwing with us.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:04 No.5199219
    Repeat yourself. LOUDLY. AND. SLOWLY.
    That always works.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:04 No.5199223

    We cant let him beat us!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:04 No.5199225

    Large, upside-down mouth.

    >Guys? I think Fate is screwing with us.


    >Screwing with us.

    >Dorf Quest
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:04 No.5199226
    Hey Gnome? Can we add "After done speaking with Fate, Hug Sunson" to the quest roster? He's been very deprived of fatherly affection, you know.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/19/09(Sun)04:04 No.5199227
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    ...Masatasta il veniana.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:05 No.5199228

    Love is the same in every language.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:05 No.5199232
    It's an extra mouth. Her head is reversible.
    >> Fuuka: Bitch Queen of /tg/ 07/19/09(Sun)04:06 No.5199236
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    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:07 No.5199243

    Either she's speaking upside down, or speaking in a dead language, which would make sense, considering her domain.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:07 No.5199244
    "...I came too"
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:07 No.5199245
    I think we should just build a monument first. Maybe it'll give us some kind of leeway with his soul.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/19/09(Sun)04:07 No.5199248
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    "Dreadfully sorry, I much prefer old speech. I have not traded words with a sentient creature in aeons. It is a rare occurence that one wants anything to do with Death. What would you like, new god?"
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:09 No.5199256
    We just wanted to say hi.
    >> Fuuka: Bitch Queen of /tg/ 07/19/09(Sun)04:10 No.5199262
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    ..I'm done for the night.

    No more suggestions from me.

    Thats.. yeah.. that's it.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:10 No.5199263

    Ah. Dead language. Should'a figured.

    So, I was wondering if I could maybe have a word with Heracles before possibly reviving him.

    ....Are you single by any chance?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:10 No.5199265
    Ask her out on a date, do it, dooo iiit.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/19/09(Sun)04:10 No.5199267
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    >I just wanted to say hi.
    "...That is all? I... well okay then."
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:11 No.5199270
    "Well, first of all, I was hoping we could get to know each other sometime."
    "Secondly, I wanted to bring back Heracles because he's a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything. And Fate said I should talk to you."
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:11 No.5199275

    So, come here often?
    >> The horror Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:12 No.5199279
    Argh oh god i cant tell if she's angry or happy
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:12 No.5199280
    "Why? You wanted to talk?"
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:12 No.5199286
    "Uh... how exactly does that head-reversing thing work? Were you like that before you became the god of death?"
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:13 No.5199289
    Somehow flirting with Xanatos seems like a bad idea to me.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:13 No.5199291
    "I was wondering about being able to resurrect herc...maybe in a different form even"
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:14 No.5199301

    Oh come on, it's the best idea we've ever had.


    That... probably explains a lot.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:14 No.5199302

    God of the dead, huh? Whats that like?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:16 No.5199317
    We're Beardbeard, God of Strength! We flirt with Death!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:17 No.5199325

    "We would like to talk to Heracles if it's cool with you. We'd like to ask him whether or not he'd be interested in being resurected and becoming our champion. We'd also like to talk to you about how we would go ressurecting him."

    "We're also happy to talk to you about anything that might be on your mind, if other sentients don't talk to you too often."
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:18 No.5199326
    I have to wonder if we're making the other lesser gods nervous since we've killed two gods already now.

    I mean, I can't imagine this kind of thing happens TOO often.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:19 No.5199337
    Hm, what about Driblis though? I think he should be our champion.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:19 No.5199345
    >/tg/ flirting with goddess of death
    Welp, I think that's about it for me tonight.
    Let's just ask if we can talk to Heavycles, so I can hopefully catch an archived thread that is less creepy than what this one seems to be heading towards.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:19 No.5199346
    High priest.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:21 No.5199355

    hey hey hey...at least we're not flirting with poseidon.

    if xanatos is taken we're totally flirting with poseidon.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:21 No.5199357
    Herc as high priest. He's used to the administrative details of being god of strength. Driblis as champion on account of infinity general.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:21 No.5199358

    Actually, Fate mentioned it's a somewhat normal occurrence. It's not unusual for a new god to be stricken down in days. Though, to be fair, Beardbeard killed two gods within ONE year....
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:22 No.5199360
    They can have a nonlethal duel to determine who is the Champion if they are both willing to do so.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:22 No.5199362
    ...You son of a bitch.

    >Flirt with DEATH

    YES! BRILLIANT! I LIKE IT! We shall flirt shamelessly with death.. quite literally this time. Hit on her. HIT ON HER WITH ALL YOUR DORFY CHARM.

    I just want to see where that goes. Flit with death like our life depends on it.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:22 No.5199368

    She's probably the jealous type.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:23 No.5199372
    I more meant one guy going around killing gods than lesser gods dying.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:25 No.5199380
    Knowing /tg/, they're gonna shoot for a godly Ménage à trois.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:26 No.5199386
    I am not looking forward to the 34 on that..
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/19/09(Sun)04:26 No.5199387
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    >Why? You wanted to talk?
    "Oh yes! Very much so! Well, if it is fine with you, I mean. I would not want to be a bother.

    >Uh... how exactly does that head-reversing thing work? Were you like that before you became the god of death?
    "Before I was...? I have been God of Death since time immemorial, as have Xom and Fate and Yog. We were born like this. Or... some thing to that effect. I am not sure born is that right word. But yes. Akin to Xom's limp and Fate's removable eye, I have two faces."

    >You come here often?
    "Incorrect. I never leave here. I have no reason to do so."

    >I was wondering about being able to resurrect Herc...
    "Oh certainly, I can do it. But I am uncertain he wants to be raised. He made it to Valhalla, you see, and there is hardly a better afterlife than Valhalla."

    >I would like to talk to Heracles if it's cool with you.
    "That can certainly be arranged."

    >We're also happy to talk to you about anything that might be on your mind, if other sentients don't talk to you too often.
    "That would be wondrous."
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:28 No.5199396
    I agree, let's let Heracles be. Driblis will be fine as our champion. We could check on how Heracles is doing sometime though.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:29 No.5199410
    This goes on nicely. Look at her other mouth!

    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:29 No.5199411
    My God, what have I done?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:29 No.5199412
    Look at her goddamn upside down :3 face.
    I am d'awwwing so hard.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:30 No.5199414
    Let's have a chat with Herc. If he likes fighting - he's bound to, being in Valhalla and everything - we can arrange to dump him right in the middle of some epic war. As a little girl. I'm sure he'd enjoy that.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:30 No.5199417

    You fools! You've doomed us all!

    ...Damn good thing I lurk /d/.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:30 No.5199421
    We need some sort of girls...WE MUST FIND GIANT MONSTERS AND KILL THEM INTO OUR HAREM...but only the strongest fighters can make it.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:30 No.5199422
    Gods can be champions of other gods... so why not make Xom our champion? We could have an infinite champion loop!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:32 No.5199432
    Let's leave Heracles to his fate. Instead, ask her how afterlifes work.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:32 No.5199433
    I think that would amuse Xom. Maybe.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:33 No.5199443
    "Xantos if your free some time we should go on a date. Yknow im new to this god thing maybe you can show me around a bit..."
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:34 No.5199445
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:36 No.5199457
    That makes no sense, has no point, and would probably break something.

    We have to try.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/19/09(Sun)04:37 No.5199467
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    "Heracles is now available for discussion!"
    >> Fuuka: Bitch Queen of /tg/ 07/19/09(Sun)04:38 No.5199473
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    Tell her, "You're the best, Xanty!"

    Then give her a KISS ON THE CHEEK!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:38 No.5199474
    Hey, how's it going?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:38 No.5199483
    "How's Valhalla treating you? Is the beer good?"
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:39 No.5199484
    "Just checkin' if you're enjoying valhalla or if you wanna come back and do the whole champion thing.

    ...how is valhalla anyway?"
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:40 No.5199494
    Oh, bad timing.

    "So how about becoming our champ? We could send you into many big fights."
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:40 No.5199495


    "no hard feelings, aye? Could use a boy like you liveside. What'ya say? I'll buy you a drink, you help with the cause. You'll always get another chance to die again, right? But this is sort of a now or nothing deal, you know? You fight good, little one eye. Real good. We need more blokes like you around. Whatya say?"
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:40 No.5199496
    Think about this. Herc is having the time of his unlife in Valhalla. Driblis is our INFINITY GENERAL. That 'bolds fucking deserves being out champion.

    What did Herc ever do for us?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:40 No.5199497
    Don't offer to make him our champion.

    Offer to bring him back, so he can have a chance to reclaim his godhood one day.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:42 No.5199506
    Whatever his answer, make sure we give him his sword back. It's the least we can do.
    >> Fuuka: Bitch Queen of /tg/ 07/19/09(Sun)04:42 No.5199508

    I think Herc would be BETTER OFF WHERE HE IS.

    WE SHOULD NOT CONVINCE HIM TO JOIN US. That would just be wrong. It ended with a good fight. We should keep the relationship just that. END IN BRO FIST.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:43 No.5199512
    Come on, guys. I know Heracles is cool and all, but in Valhalla he probably gets to have, like, a billion battles every day. For all eternity. Hell, we're probably disturbing him right now with this call. He's happy, let's let him be.
    >> Fuuka: Bitch Queen of /tg/ 07/19/09(Sun)04:44 No.5199522
    Oh and the perfect song to listen to while talking to Xantos.

    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:44 No.5199524
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:45 No.5199529

    Which is why we are being polite new gods, and asking him his preference, rather than being our traditional dick-self, and just doing whatever the hell we want, and rezzing him regardless of his wishes.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:45 No.5199532
    But Fate TOLD us he was having a good time. We already know he is.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:46 No.5199542
    Ask him why he decided to become a god originally.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:46 No.5199543

    Fate says a lot of things..
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:47 No.5199547
    But who knows, he might still think he'd have even BETTER time while he's alive. He can get back to Valhalla eventually anyway.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/19/09(Sun)04:47 No.5199549
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    "Vat is wrong, Beardbeard? Did you be forgettink how to tie your shoes? I just saw you minutes ago!"

    >How are you enjoying Valhalla?
    "It is nice place. Lots of people here can outsmart bullet. It is exciting place."

    >Would you like to come back to life?
    "...Eh? Is somethink wrong with your head? You killed me in battle! There is no more honorable death! Why would you deny me such a pleasure? You insult me!"
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:48 No.5199554
    Sorry sorry bro, just had to be sure, new to this whole god thing and all.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:48 No.5199555
    >"...Eh? Is somethink wrong with your head? You killed me in battle! There is no more honorable death! Why would you deny me such a pleasure? You insult me!"

    That'd be a "No", then. Fine.

    Let's offer him a beer at least.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:49 No.5199558
    Now, you see, we've insulted him just by asking!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:49 No.5199560
    "Our apologies, Heracles. We meant no insult, rather the opposite. We are new to this whole... er, god thing."
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:49 No.5199564
    Indeed, a beer..

    Summon a beer stein with a hammer handle!

    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:50 No.5199574
    "Since when do we care? But...eh...you can stay there, since you want to soooo much. Living in luxury and whatnot"
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:50 No.5199577
    How are you proposing you send him a beer in the afterlife?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:51 No.5199581

    Give him a beer, a real big sword, and send him back.

    Then we go hug Sunson.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/19/09(Sun)04:51 No.5199583
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    "...It appears he has disconnected. Is there anyone else with whom you wish to commune?"
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:52 No.5199590

    really, thats the part that doesnt make any sense?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:52 No.5199592
    >Then we go hug Sunson.

    Xanatos first. She made us a real favour, and deserves it.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:52 No.5199593
    Find God of Beer.
    Steal portfolio while he's gone.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:52 No.5199594
    Garrelf, for the hell of it.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:53 No.5199597
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:53 No.5199598
    Are we just going to go down the list of people we've killed?

    I suggest we prank call Glittergold. It would be amusing.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:53 No.5199599
    "...how about the first person we ever killed?"
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:53 No.5199600

    "Only you. We're really new to this whole divinity thing. You're one of the longest lasting deities there is. Any tips for the new guy as to how to avoid...er... losing our divinity?"
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:53 No.5199602


    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:54 No.5199604
    Buy the man a drink.

    Give him his sword back.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:54 No.5199609
    Let's see how Glittergold's doing.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:54 No.5199610
    The first person we killed in this quest was some random giant...or cyclops, I don't remember. Anyway, it was a random monster, let's not dwell on it.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:54 No.5199611
    "No thanks." Hug her.

    Then hug Sunson, make Driblis our champion, and get back Buzzardloved, in that order. Maybe that statue for Garrelf, too.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:55 No.5199615
    Watch, it turns out to be BeardBeards dad or some shit.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:55 No.5199616
    Talk to Garrelf, Glittergold, and then to Xanatos. She is hot, shy, AND the god of death. I can't think of a more powerful ally excluding Xom of course.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:56 No.5199621
    Furius George.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:56 No.5199622
    That's the twist
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:56 No.5199623
    Can we talk to garelf? If not I can't think of anything. Make dribs our champion and go talk to satan.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:57 No.5199627
    I wonder where Furious George's soul ended up anyway.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/19/09(Sun)04:59 No.5199635
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    >No thanks. Just you.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:00 No.5199639
    >Thats my ass.png
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:01 No.5199645
    Oh god, you hugged her ass.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:01 No.5199648
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:01 No.5199651

    Ha! Outstanding.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:02 No.5199656
    D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :3
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:02 No.5199657

    Now that that's done, let's finally go and make Driblis our champion. Simply because it'd seem to be the task that requires least of our effort.

    After that, Buzzardloved. It's waited for long enough.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:02 No.5199658

    Utterly, utterly hilarious. Especially taking in the filename.
    >> Fuuka: Bitch Queen of /tg/ 07/19/09(Sun)05:02 No.5199659
    We gotta learn that old tongue so we can hug her from the other way.

    Also, I'm laughing too much.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/19/09(Sun)05:02 No.5199660
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    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:03 No.5199664
    Beardbeard is about half her height.

    And her head's on backwards at the moment.

    So he just buried his face in her ass.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:03 No.5199665
    Time to GTFO b4 we have a very angry death god after us?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:03 No.5199668
    "...May I speak to the first person I killed?"
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:04 No.5199671
    Time to uh..pretend you didnt notice what you just did and hey go see what sunson is doingohgodgottagobye
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:04 No.5199674
    It'd be rude to say we wanted to talk and then immediately leave.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:05 No.5199680
    Better her ass than her crotch, right?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:06 No.5199683
    Oh. See, I was thinking this was more of like a Tucker biology, in which case that would be the front.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/19/09(Sun)05:07 No.5199686
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    Alright, time to run off and make Driblis our champion!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:07 No.5199689
    Oh right.

    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:08 No.5199698
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF She was totally digging it you fags.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:09 No.5199702
    Did we just break her?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:09 No.5199705
    Whenever we come around - we should visit the place quite a bit from now on, being a god and all - we can hug her again.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:09 No.5199707
    Excellent, 30 minutes as god and we've already committed cosmic sexual harassment.

    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:10 No.5199711
    Reverseface is very angry.
    >> Fuuka: Bitch Queen of /tg/ 07/19/09(Sun)05:11 No.5199715
    ..Next time we see fate?


    We need to make sure there aren't any HORRIBLE HALF ABOMINATION HALF DORF children in our future. Not that Beardbeard shouldn't hit that, but damn. I think we should spare the world at least SOME horrors.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:11 No.5199717
    Yes. And after that, acquire LASERS for carving the moon.

    We will remake it in Garrelf's image.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:13 No.5199725

    Any of beardbeard's children will be a double abomination.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:15 No.5199736

    Fuck lasers. We'll throw shit at it until it looks the way we want it to.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/19/09(Sun)05:15 No.5199737
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    >Hey Driblis!
    "Beardbeard! How are you- what did- huh?"

    >I'm the god of Strength now. Wanna be my champion?
    "Do I ever! :Dc"
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:16 No.5199741
    It better come with an EPIC outfit.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:16 No.5199742
    "You want anything else while I'm at it?"
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:17 No.5199748

    Send him some food while we're at it. And ale, lots of ale.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:19 No.5199753
    Lets go carve a mountain in Hercs image or something
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:19 No.5199759
    Gonna call it soon Gnome? Threads sinking and its getting kinda late.
    >> Fuuka: Bitch Queen of /tg/ 07/19/09(Sun)05:22 No.5199768
    OH man.

    So good Herc isn't around to see this. He'd flip.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:22 No.5199771
    Thread Autosagan' and it's 5:23am where I am.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:23 No.5199775
    Send a prayer to Kav to see how she is.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:24 No.5199782

    We can freakin' MAKE giant laser cannons!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:25 No.5199786
    This, but increase his size and femininity by 100%
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:25 No.5199787
    Hm, can we heal our mutations in god form? We should do that so we can use our mutated form if need be.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/19/09(Sun)05:25 No.5199788
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    BEARDBEARD GODSLAYER, Dorfen Berserker God of Strength, Champion of Xom
    Quest(s): Conquer Region, Resurrect Garrelf?/Build momument to Garrelf?, Find and/or propose to some girl
    Current Quest: dunnolol

    ALCOHOLISM: sated
    GOLD: 1000


    MUTATIONS (Optional):
    Weird Hands
    No Left Eye
    Monstrous Hands
    Poison Immunity
    Exposed Lungs
    Sword Elbow
    Full Body Beard

    Everything's a Weapon
    Subtle Telekinesis - now with Offscreen mode!
    God Powers

    Iron Axe
    +8/+10 Two Handed Axe of the Pit
    1 Torch
    Overworld Map
    Hydra Armor
    Map to Beardbeard's Kingdom
    Antimagic Bird Cage
    Dragon Armor
    Gnomish Axefoot
    Silk Cape
    Spiderarm Axe

    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/19/09(Sun)05:27 No.5199801
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    Arialla Check up!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:27 No.5199803
    Take away that resurrect Garrelf, because you said it's not happening, so no false choices.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:28 No.5199809
    Ooooh, can we check up on Heracles?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:28 No.5199815
    So, uhm, can we get translations on those conversations in... latin?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:30 No.5199822
    Slowly make her look and believe she is Dribles
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:31 No.5199829
    >Find and/or propose to some girl

    Xanatos. She will be our waifu!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/19/09(Sun)05:31 No.5199831
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    The previous Champion of Xom.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:31 No.5199832
    Didn't we change our name to Beardbeard Godbeard?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:31 No.5199835
    What is our quest now? I assume its to make everyone worship beardbeard.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:32 No.5199842

    we've found taikah's dad.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:32 No.5199843
    Oh come on! It was just a friendly hug, nothing special like that!

    The really special stuff will come later. Just you wait.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:33 No.5199846
    Isnt it a she?
    >> Fuuka: Bitch Queen of /tg/ 07/19/09(Sun)05:34 No.5199857

    What about the previous champion of herc?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:35 No.5199858
    Ya know perhapse we should let her out sometime. Sure she was a bit of a dick but no one deserves to die like that.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:37 No.5199864
    Ees not pink!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:37 No.5199867
    Probably lost her sex from heavy mutation and ceased caring.

    Shouldnt the color for sexless be a deep purple? Or gray?
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 07/19/09(Sun)05:37 No.5199868
    she did.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:38 No.5199872
    All she did was make one slight mistake.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/19/09(Sun)05:39 No.5199882
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    Pic is non-mutation form of the previous Champion of Xom. Yes, she is a girl. I just draw in black for bonus time sometimes.

    I don't know Latin. I am just making up words. Translations:
    >Do you require my assistance?
    >Anything at all?

    >Please wait just a moment.

    >What just happened

    >He's.... too short...
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:39 No.5199883

    we'll let her out after we get back the mountainholmes and can offer her a house there.

    because forcing an elf to live among dwarves will be fucking hillarious.

    as would forcing equality.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:40 No.5199891
    I dont think she can die. And if she learned that we killed off her hubby she will become a huge problem.

    Though i suppose we can give a mean speech make her worship us and then she can go rule elves.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:41 No.5199897
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:42 No.5199898

    Hell no. Let her suffer inside Cheska for all eternity.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:42 No.5199899

    You know, I thought the champion of Fate would be a Kenku, but Xom works too.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:42 No.5199902

    If by slight mistake, you mean be a bitch to Beardbeard, inadvertently hurting Beardbeard and Garrelf's friendship, which would later start a war between them, resulting in Garrelf's death?

    Yep, definitely a slight mistake.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:43 No.5199910
    Should just make her go so mad she thinks she is Dribles.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:43 No.5199914
    Btw what characters on aldwinside can be on Beardbeardside?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:43 No.5199915
    So, can we check on how Heracles is doing in Varhalla?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:44 No.5199918
    She didnt know what she was doing
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:45 No.5199927

    Dare you defy the palindrome?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:46 No.5199934
    Let Arialla go, then immediately kill her. She will be reunited with her lover in death.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:46 No.5199936
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    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:48 No.5199949


    Christ, you guys. We're a god now, and our son has been very deprived of fatherly affection. Go show him some fatherly love.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:48 No.5199951
    Not right now she won't, because "Satan" has Garefl's soul.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:49 No.5199958
    Punch him in the snout to prove superiority.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:50 No.5199968
    Err...show dominance.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:51 No.5199973

    He loves his daddy, don't hurt Sunson. He's like a big, 9000 degrees C one year old...

    Oh fuck.

    Gnome, have we missed Sunson's birthday?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:53 No.5199982
    We also need an adorable Elf who thinks she's a kobolb who looks like a mix of the two
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:55 No.5200001
    Ariala confirmed for Driblis' new waifu.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:56 No.5200011

    ....One of us apparently has no idea what that word means. I will now copy and pasta the entry for the word.
    Main Entry:
    in·ad·ver·tent Listen to the pronunciation of inadvertent
    back-formation from inadvertence

    1 : not focusing the mind on a matter : inattentive 2 : unintentional <an inadvertent omission>
    — in·ad·ver·tent·ly adverb

    Such as Arialla inadvertently screwing things up between Garrelf and Beardbeard. I now take my leave of you. Good day, sir.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:56 No.5200015
    Also how does I make backwards b?

    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:59 No.5200033
    We're on pause now. It's just fun doodle time.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)06:00 No.5200041
    Stage 1: Denial
    Stage 2: Anger
    Stage 3: Bargaining
    Stage 4 Sadness
    Stage 5: Acceptance

    I think I made the list off, oh well
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)06:17 No.5200134

    What was Driblis's face when he heard the offer to be champ?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)06:21 No.5200159

    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)06:22 No.5200167
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)06:29 No.5200195
    I have an idea for the perfect tribute to Garrelf. We build a harem. It what he would have wanted.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)06:31 No.5200206
    A harem of only the strongest...once men.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)06:31 No.5200209


    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)06:36 No.5200225
    I mean think of this: We could get...
    Xanatos, Kav, a Dorf woman when we re-take Buzzardloved, a worshiper of Xom other than Cultist. It'll be great. Garrelf would be proud. Now although we lack his charm, we're a god. That counts for a lot.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)06:39 No.5200238
    Actually do we have angels and stuff? An Archangel? Can we promote people to angels?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)06:51 No.5200310
    We will be the Zeus of this setting! Demigod children everywhere!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)07:04 No.5200397
    YES! We shall disguise ourselves each time!

    Also we should ask Fate if we can convince out followers to believe that we're god of something, do we become the god of that something?

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