Venerated Dreadnaught, your battle brothers are resting, why must you wake now?

>>5198466

Back in your day, the biggest Promethium producing planets were just starting to be mined.

Don't you think they'd give you a senior discount?

>>5198466
Grandpa Dreadnought! Grandpa Dreadnought! Would you be interested in buying a brand new seismic hammer? It's only 40 thrones!

>>5198466
200 thrones! You think that's bad! You should see how much it takes to keep one of our mobile fortress monasterys moving!

>>5198466
Grandpa Dreadnought, don't you have a reactor core, instead of a promethium combustion engine?

>>5198466
Hey Gramps convert to a hybrid it what all cool dread's are doing.

>>5198550
No soliciting please.
>>5198589
That's only in the "newer" models.

>>5198589

>Grandpa Dreadnought, don't you have a reactor core, instead of a promethium combustion engine?

>reactor core, instead of a promethium combustion engine

>Assuming he means his engine and not his flamer

>>5198589

Yeah, but they installed a fuckhuge flamethrower in him some time ago. Needs feeding.

All this has me considering buying the new Tauyota model.

No one knows where they actually come from but damn at least I don't feel like I'll be eligible for taking a vow of poverty every time I fill 'em up

>>5198607
>>5198612
I see an assault cannon, a Dreadnought powerfist CCW, and a underslung bolter/stormbolter/heavybolter. Where is this flamer you speak of?

>>5198589
Do you have any idea how hard it would be to convert an old style dreadnought to a hybrid!? We're talking serious money, man hours, hard to get parts, and not to mention the survival chance of the sarcophagus itself!

>>5198651

Detachable weapons. What are you, still in M31 or something?

INFERNAL CONNECTION, LOAD FASTER, EMPEROR DAMN YOU!

>>5198589
>>5198600
I MEANT FOR ME...
>>5198607
>>5198612
NEVERMIND, THEY BEAT ME TO IT.
>>5198550
GET OFF MY PORCH OR I USE THE 200 THRONES I JUST SPENT.

Don't forget to come in for maintenance next Tuesday, Grandpa Dread. We got to get that squeaky whirlygig looked at and properly blessed unto the Omnissiah.

Uh.. Papa Dread.

Aren't you supposed to be.. disarmed.. so you don't incinerate the neighbors?

>>5198696
>whirlygig
I STILL THINK YOU ARE MAKING UP THAT PART TO CHARGE ME MORE FOR REPAIRS. I WILL GO TO ANOTHER TECHPRIEST, JUST SEE IF I WONT!
>>5198651
I WILL SHOW YOU "NO FLAMER"!

>>5198696

I agree with the Tech Priest; maintenance is very important. I nearly died from lack of maintenance.

>>5198466
IF YOU CONVERT TO CHAOS YOU CAN RUN ON EITHER COCAINE OR BLOOD! DEPENDS ON WHICH GOD YOU CHOOSE!

>>5198660

Aww but worth the while I might say for with out that big bustling ozone-slaying thing of an engine..he will be able to move silently...

>>5198764
Venerated Grandfather, your orderlies are here with your supliments, please calm yourself so you can continue the Emperors holy word later.
>>5198761
Shhh; We had them disarmed, but we told them they were fully active, just without fuel.

>>5198764

It's real name is an actuator. Really, the lack of knowledge in the Imperium today...

>>5198772

Don't forget souls and disease.

>>5198776

Dreadnoughts don't sneak; I've seen evidence of this many times.

>>5198768
Hehe. good times. Good times.

>>5198798
Hmmm...

HEY DREADNOUGHT! ALL OF YOUR WEAPONS ARE EMPTY!

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THIS NEW STORM BOLTER!

DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY HERESY IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEED TO BE PURGE?

THEN BUY THIS NEW STORM BOLTER AND START CLEANING THE HERESY FROM YOUR HOUSE!

THAT'S RIGHT IT'S BIG IT'S STRONG IT'S HOLY IT'S THE NEW STORM BOLTER!

CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW! BUT THAT'S NOT ALL BUY NOW AND YOU'LL RECEIVE OUR BRAND NEW POWER SWORD!

JUST 500 THRONE! 500 THRONE ONLY!

BUY NOW!

>>5198825
Hey. I never said his weapons were Empty.

>>5198804
Excuse me. Who is the Tech Priest here? It's a whirlygig if I say so. It whirls, and it gigs.

WHIRLY. BLEEDING. GIG.

Praise the Machine God.

>>5198845
And he could.. just.. you know.. STOMP ON PEOPLE.

That's always more fun than just shooty or burny.

>>5198806

What would you know of that? It was my second time at the end of the universe; I'd forgotten to fix my ship, and I nearly flew into a black hole.

>>5198856

Oh, do shut up; I know more about machinery than your entire order.

>>5198804
>Dreadnoughts don't sneak; I've seen evidence of this many times.

You clearly have not met Creed.

>>5198867

I have; Creed doesn't work with Astartes vehicles.

>>5198863

THAT'S THE SPIRIT YA GROT!

>>5198863
That goes without saying. Venerated Dreadnaughts do not have those fists for show.
>>5198866
Was that a Dr.Who reference? ...nevermind. When Nurgle and Slaanesh get drunk, they like to talk...loudly.

>>5198863
He could still use his power fist too.

>>5198761
DISARM? HA! THEY WILL HAVE TO DISARM MY COLD, DEAD CORPSE.
AND I MEAN ALL DEAD, NOT JUST MOSTLY DEAD.
>>5198798
I HEARD THAT! I WILL SHOW YOU DISARMED! BEHOLD, HOLY FIRE!
>>5198839
SOMEONE HAND ME THE PHONE!
>>5198804
I HAVE SEEN A FELLOW DREADNOUGHT SNEAK BEHIND A WALL, THEN BURST THROUGH.
>>5198863
I LOVE A GOOD STOMP.

>>5198905

No, it wasn't. I'm several times older than the universe; it gets quite boring towards the end. The psychic wave of all the people dieing is quite invigorating.

>>5198856
>>5198696
Wait a second. Whirlygig...WHIRLYGIG! I should smack you just for saying that. My entire chapter would just laugh at you if you said that to them

>>5198938

That's flanking, Dreadnought; they're different.

Clearly Rubric Marines require special rules for KILLING THE BUZZ, MAN.

Heresy up in here. Bleedin' non Mechanicus tellin' me how it is with the Holy Machines.

I bet you don't even pray when you clean your guns.

>>5198898
>THAT'S THE SPIRIT YA GROT!

...WAAAAAAAAAGH!

>>5198938
>SOMEONE HAND ME THE PHONE

Grandpa, you should have a built in vox unit. I don't think that you need a phone.

>>5198867
: D

>>5198988
You're back talking a marine that has been to the Black Library and a Terminator that is part of the Iron Hands. I think that you're outmatched in knowledge and strength.

>>5198466

Which rises a question. In a vast galaxy, wouldn't there be a different kind of flammable substance which can be used for flamers as a substitute for promethium? I mean, I'm sure the cost would be cheat or cost nothing at all. So why the promethium only?

>>5199010
Because using anything other than the most holy promethium is HERESY.

>>5199010
Technically, promethium is a general term for any form of fuel in the Imperium.

>>5198988

...

Oh, right; you think there are 'Machine Spirits'...

>>5199010

The Imperium uses a variety of flammable substances; Promethium is just the most common.

>>5199007

I've been both Libraries; the Black, and the Hidden. The Hidden is where Tzeentch is, while the Black is where all the information about the Warp is.

>>5199042

But do you know why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

>>5199007
You've been reading books from the Black Library? Isn't the Black Library full of heresy, and held by the XENOS SCUM, the Eldar? What favors did you do those pansies to get into there? Sounds like DOUBLE HERESY to me.

>>5199049
Cause it's holy and free of heresy? If it's not, any kid who eats it is a heretic.

>>5199049

Because of the cinnamon sugar swirls in every bite.

>>5199061

It's information on the Warp; you decide if it's heresy or not. Besides, I just entered it.

>>5199049
BECAUSE IT IS THE HOLY BREAKFAST CEREAL OF THE EMPEROR!
>>5198968
TELL THAT TO BROTHER KOOL 'DA AID!

>>5199006
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>>5199101
RUBRIC, DID YOU EVER CALL SLAANESH OFF MY ASS!? I'VE BEEN FLYING THROUGH SPACE FOR THE PAST WEEK NOW! NEVER ONCE ENTERING THE WARP!

>>5199118

I never did; I said that just to see if you would run.

>>5199110

I will.

>>5199140

>I never did call her onto you;

Fixed.

>>5199140
UUUAAARRARRAAARGH!

I'M GOING TO RIP YOU IN-HALF!
SKULL BARGE, INTO THE WARP! TO TZEENTCH'S REALM!

>>5198938
>mostly dead
I can fix that for ya.

No violence.. no guns.. no death..

Why isn't this thread a free for all yet?

>>5199168
..Spoke too soon.

Or too late as the case may be.

>>5199168

I would love to see you try, my friend.

>>5199177
I thought that you hated fight scenes?

>>5199191
YOU WERE SAYING!

>>5199201

Berserker! Berserker! Tell me more about that girl of yours!

>>5199217
LIKE WHAT?

*rage is dieing a little*

>>5199110
>KOOL 'DA AID

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
FOR THE EMPEROR!

>>5199201

I meant trying to kill me; I've broken through time so many times, seen the death and birth of the universe, lived tens of billions of lifetimes. It is impossible to kill me; you may defeat me in combat, yet I won't be killed.

I've become a permanent fixture to the universe.

>>5199237
I HELPED TZEENTCH TAKE A PSYKER FILED PLANET, HE OWES ME ONE!

>>5199233

Like the time that girl of yours died, causing you to join Khorne! Have you ever ask Khorne to revive and in return, you slaughter something to please Him?

Some body call for some WITCHCRAFT?

>>5199247
KHORNE...Khorne can only resurrect those that follow him. I made entire system run red with blood. But because she served the Emperor, Khorne has no hold over her soul and thus, can't revive her.

>>5199237
YOU ARE GETTING AWFULLY UPPITY LATELY. EVEN IF YOU CAN NOT DIE I OUGHTA TAN YOUR HIDE... METAPHORICALLY OF COURSE.
>>5199193
SHE DOES, BUT, SAVE LAST WEEK, MORE AND MORE PEOPLE END UP DEAD IN MY HOUSE... AND IT IS NOT MY FAULT!

>>5199260

So what you're saying is that...she doesn't love you enough to switch to your Chaos God? Not quite sure if the revenge was a necessity.

>>5199271
Well, as long as I'm here, we shouldn't have to worry about berserker killing anyone. At least not someone who serves the Emperor.

>>5199260
THEN WHY DON'T YOU SERVE THE EMPEROR?

>>5199281
I can't talk to her you idiot. Chaos doesn't work that way. I doubt that she even knows that I've turned.

>>5199292

Now that ain't true. I remember the last person you punched was me who was an Imperial servant.

>>5199246

Tzeentch wouldn't destroy me, because he knows he can't; trying to destroy my soul is like trying to destroy the entire universe at once. I've been anchored here.

>>5199271

Please, do not try; I enjoy your presence. I'd hate to kill you.

>>5199303

You know how Tzeentch works? He could probably hook her up somewhere in the warp where people died and shown her you doing all the stuffs, then some emotions thing happen and etc plus a few soap opera drama...you and her could become the biggest couple killing machines ever seen in the galaxy...provided if she loves you enough to switch but we don't see that's happening, do we?

>>5199322

>> I am from the Thousand Mary Sues

>>5199295
IF THE EMPEROR WAS TRULY ALL POWERFUL THEN WE DID HE LET HER GET RAPED, TOURTERED, AND RIPPED IN HALF BY TRYANIDS!?

WAS A NOT A LOYAL FOLLOWER AND YET I GOT NOTHING! I SAW HER...I saw her on her death bed. The only way they would let her live is if they made her a servitor. I KNEW THAT WE HAD TECHNOLOGY TO KEEP HER ALIVE AND HAVE HER KEEP HER MIND BUT SHE DIDN'T GET IT BECAUSE SHE WAS JUST A FERAL WORLD CITIZEN!

EMPEROR MY ASS!

>>5199327
How did you my pl- You see nothing

>>5199332

Actually, part of today's thread from me is a reference to the end of Mother 3; I beat it today.

>>5199327
IF HER SOUL WAS IN THE CHAOS WARP I COULD BUT SHE'S NOT THERE! SHE'S WITH THE BLOODY EMPEROR!

>>5198660

It's gonna cost about $15000, with overnight parts from JAPAAHN

Hey there Grandpa Dreadnought. I had a question. Have you ever been an Ironclad Dreadnought?

>>5199271
So, Grampa, last time I saw you you nuked your home to clear out the orks.

What's been shakin' since?

>>5199352

The thing is when a person dies, the spirit goes to the warp first. And since warp is part of the Chaos Gods' domain....you get the idea. She doesn't love you enough.

>>5199352
Would you do anything to bring her back?

>>5199363
NOT WITH THOSE TINY LEGS! I LIKE BEING ABLE TO WALK WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT TRIPPING OVER A PEBBLE.
>>5199340
I BELIEVE THE RIPPED IN HALF PART, BUT I DO NOT BELIEVE THE TYRANIDS TORTURE OR RAPE. ARE YOU PERHAPS THINKING OF THE DARK ELDAR? I KNOW THEY DO.

>>5199374
IT GOES TO THE WARP FIRST THEN STRAIGHT TO WHOEVER THE SOUL WAS LOYAL TOO!

HIDING FROM IF YOU'RE AN ELDAR!

>>5199385
THE TYRANIDS RIPPED HER IN HALF AFTER SHE WAS USED BY THE DARK ELDAR THANKS TO THE ELDAR TRICKING HER!

>>5199391

Which rises an argument that Tzeentch could have snatch her first to set the plan in motion. Or are you suggesting that the God Emperor is powerful than all the Chaos Gods. You sure shown a lot of faith to the God Emperor who you thinks providing an eternal salvation to her by the Emperor, so she could rest and waiting for you when you died which you two could be reunited is wrong.

Good job, man.

>>5199366
OH YOU KNOW... BUILT A NEW HOUSE, SACRIFICED A WHOLE TURNIP CROP IN A CHILI COOK-OFF (THE NEW CROP IS COMING IN NICELY, ALMOST RIPE ENOUGH TO MY COFFEE TABLE, THE USUAL.
>>5199406
THAT IS... INCREDIBLY UNLUCKY. SMELLS LIKE TZEENTCH TO ME.

>>5199428
I'M GOING TO...I'M GOing to...I'll be at a bar if anyone needs me...

>>5199428

>You sure shown a lot of faith to the God Emperor who you thinks providing an eternal salvation to her by the Emperor, so she could rest and waiting for you when you died which you two could be reunited is wrong.

.....wat?

>>5199438

Exactly! It does smell like Tzeentch which my theory of Him creating the best couple killing machines in the galaxy through soap opera drama! But no! She stays with the Emperor! Which means she doesn't love him enough!

>>5199406

I'd expect both kinds of Eldar to trick people; I had a fling with a Wraithguard once.

>>5199428

The Emperor is on the same power level as exactly one Chaos God.

>>5199438

I'll ask him, if I ever go back to the Impossible Fortress.

>>5199441

I have some several billion year old cases of fine wine.

>>5199441
What would you do If you can bring her back?

Would you do everything?

>>5199459
That would be nice.
>>5199462
I don't know. It's been so long.

Ah how I remember though. Kind with animals BUT RUTHLESS WITH PEOPLE! SHE WAS THE BEST DAMN COMMISSAR I EVER KNEW! HER MERE PRESENCE WOULD MAKE THE SOLDIERS CHARGE TOWARDS THE ENEMY LESS THEY WANTED TO FEEL HER WRATH!

>>5199513
So you love her.

But will you bring her back if you can?

Would you do thing you can't even imagine to bring her back?

>>5199513

Which rises an argument that she couldn't be the BEST DAMN COMMISSAR you ever knew since the galaxy is so vast that there is a positive possibility that there are a lot more commissars who were better than her.

>>5199513

I'll send some to your ship, although you might receive something other than the wine...

>>5199545
DO YOU KNOW ANY THAT COULD MAKE A SQUIGGOTH RUN IN FEAR!?

>>5199536
I WOULD DO ANYTHING EVEN IF...IF HAD TO SPEND A NIGHT WITH SLAANESH AGAIN!

>>5199545
>she couldn't be the BEST DAMN COMMISSAR you ever knew
>you ever knew
>the galaxy is so vast

Fucking hell namefag. Just fucking hell.

>>5199570

Since I have never met her, I have no idea. But I could also claim that I have seen several commissars who could make some big nasty monsters run in fear.

>>5199591
She kept it as a pet afterwords!

>>5199570
>I WOULD DO ANYTHING EVEN IF...IF HAD TO SPEND A NIGHT WITH SLAANESH AGAIN!
>I WOULD DO ANYTHING
>DO ANYTHING
>ANYTHING

Heheh then...This is going just as planned.

Well then you must as I say.

>>5199619

......got me there. Son of a bitch.

>>5199438
Do you sell those turnips perchance? I got an amazing recipe for a meat stew that calls for turnips.

>>5199631

Well, looks like I won't have to go back to the Impossible Fortress after all.

How're you doing?

Grandpa, you still here?

>>5199637
I AM A REGULAR AT THE FARMER'S MARKET.
>>5199653
YES YES, JUST READING A GOOD BOOK.

>>5199641
>BUT ONLY IF KHORNE SAYS IT'S ALRIGHT!
Khorne you would risk the Chance of getting her back.
For Khorne.

Where was Khorne when she was kill?
Where was he?

>>5199679
Gankin' Doodz.

Man this some is good wine.

>>5199679
KHORNE WAS THERE WHEN I WANTED VENGEANCE! KHORNE AND I HAVE BEEN WORKING HARD TO BRING HER BACK TO LIFE, BUT WE ALWAYS FAIL!

>>5199704
>is some

>>5199704

What?

There was actually wine in there?

...

God damnit, Tzeentch.

OH EMPEROR DAMN IT, I NEARLY FORGOT! IT IS A BIT LATE NOW BUT...

I WILL NOT BE RECEIVING VISITORS NEXT WEEK. I HAVE... FAMILY OBLIGATIONS TO ATTEND TO.

>>5199713
There are a lot of wine bottles.
>>5199676
HEY DREADNOUGHT! YOU WANT SOME BILLION YEAR OLD, UNOPENED WINE? I'LL TRADE YOU!

>>5199726

....they're still alive?

>>5199704
And why is that?
Khorne is failure.
He can't win.
You can't bring her back without my help.

>>5199726
See you later venerable Grandfather.
>>5199713
What did you try to send originally?

>>5199676
What is your book? Mine is the Necronomicon. Some bloke named Lovecraft wrote it.

Ooh, here's my favorite part: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

>>5199729

Damnit. I told Tzeentch to put Slaanesh in there.

Now, I'll have to get a new case of wine and start all over again.

>>5199735

Slaanesh.

>>5199734
...ttttzzzZZZZEEEEEENNNNNTTTTCCCCCHHHHHHHHH!!!!

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HELPED ME WITH ANYTHING!? YOU JUST LAUGHED WHEN RUBIRC LET SLAANESH LOOSE ON ME!

>>5199733
Battle brothers.
>>5199745
What is with you and setting Slaanesh loose on him?

>>5199749
Oh.

That.

Was.

An Accident.

I can still bring her back.

For a little price.

>>5199758
I wouldn't be an Admiral of a Skull Armada if I didn't at least ask what the price was.

>>5199757

It's funny. I'll have to show you some time; the Warp isn't a good place for that, though, so maybe later.

>>5199749

He laughs at a lot of things.

>>5199758

Do you really have to mislead the boy like that?

>>5199733
SOME OF THEM HAD OFFSPRING WHICH IN TURN HAD MORE OFFSPRING AND SO ON AND SO FORTH.
>>5199729
HMMM... IT WOULD GO WELL IN MY COLLECTION...

WHAT? OH DAMN... A STORM APPROACHES. SOUNDS LIKE A BIG ONE. I HAVE TO GO SET UP SOME PROTECTION FOR THE TURNIPS. GOODNIGHT EVERYONE AND I WILL SEE YOU IN A FEW WEEKS.

>>5199758
Tzeentch, if that really is you, I would like to offer a wager. A simple game in exchange for the Berserker's girl back.

Simply put, I wish to battle logical paradoxes.

>>5199764
The Price is this.

You have to follow my order for a thousand years.

>>5199770
How high is the possibility of corruption for a 98% mechanical marine?

>>5199784
I present this to you, Mr. "Lord of Change."

I put forth: This statement is not true.
If you are able to confirm that statement, you win.

>>5199770
Oh please it was your Idea and Slaanesh drugs me.
>>5199781
No thank.

>>5199784
GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CHAINAXE!
>>5199781
???

>>5199792

Dangerously high; same as every living thing. Besides, I'll just ride with Berserker's Armada; you can teleport on when the time is right.

>>5199805

Oh; for a second there, I thought you were going to play 'The Oldest Game.'

>>5199784

Pffff. Thousand of years are nothing when it comes to someone infused with Chaos energy, causing him ageless and not to mention can be brought back to life. He's fucking bored to death especially the fact that all he did was blood and skulls. So thousand of years are nothing to him.

>>5199818
Well, we all just lost that game.

>>5199817
Oh well I'll just go play with her soul a little bit more.

>>5199814

We both have a lot of plans; how do you know it isn't yours?

>>5199828

Oh, I do enjoy messing with souls; may I join you?

>>5199827

Not 'The Game,' the 'Oldest Game.'

>>5199828
I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT YOU CAN'T TOUCH HER! THE POSSIBILITY OF THAT IS AS GREAT THE CHANCE OF YOU KILLING RUBY BOY OVER HERE!>>5199818

>>5199814
If you're going to pretend to be me, please try not sounding like a complete moron.

>>5199849

I was bluffing earlier, you know. Tzeentch can't kill me while I'm in the armor, but he can take out my soul. I'm dead as a door nail if that happens.

>>5199847
Feel free to join in.

>>5199849
Don't count on it Berserker.

She's losing her Sanity and soon I'll send her over to Slaanesh and she'll be lost forever.

Well, I must sleep. I have a long trip through the warp scheduled and sleep during warp travel always makes Commissar D...... Restless.

>>5199869
OW, DAMN IT STOP! I CAN FEEL THAT!

>>5199869

Whoa whoa whoa, I though we have settled the fact that his girlfriend(who she doesn't love him completely) is with the Emperor.

>>5199871
Take my Thunderhammer...you might need it.

I'll be leaving now. This is turning into a chaos thread anyhow.

>>5199869

Okay; I'll be there soon.

With that, /tg/, I must bid you adieu.

>>5199880
Then serve me and she I'll be reunited with you again.

>>5199892
No, I have something far more powerful.


Love.

Lets see how many 9's this will get.
I'm having a wager with Kairos.

>>5199896
CAN I AT LEAST MAKE A DEAL TO KEEP YOU FROM TOUCHING HER?

>>5199901
...Yeah...I'll be going.

>>5199909
What do you have in mind?

Palendrome get.

>>5199909
Ok, according to kairos he owes you 10 bucks for those 9's

>>5199925
Shoot. Off by 10.

>>5199922
You don't really believe that do you? I'm in it for the sex. Warp travel is a bitch for entertainment.

>>5199915
And this is the palindrome.

>>5199923
...I HAVE A GARDEN FILLED WITH PLANTS AND CREATURES THAT NOT EVEN YOU KNOW ABOUT. YOU CAN HAVE IT.

>>5199948
Give him your bear.

You know what? I'm going to some planet to drill some oil for promethium.

>>5199942
I figured that's what you meant but did you have to use such a cheese phrase?

>>5199948
Oh I doubt that Berserker.

>>5199952
Mach killed my bear.

>>5199959
Dramatic value. Also: inb4 52M get

>>5199963
ONE OF THE PLANTS WORK LIKE A GIANT VIRUS. INFECTING ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING WITH CHAOS! I WAS GOING TO MAKE IT SO THAT ANYONE INFECTED WILL SERVE KHORNE, BUT IT CAN BE ALTERED TO HAVE THE INFECTED SERVE YOU.

>>5199981
That? I Got that somewhere in my Library.

>>5200000
LIBRARY GET

>>5200000
Emprah fukken damnit Tzeentch.

>>5200000
CAN IT ALSO GIVE THE INFECTED PSYKER ABILITIES?

>>5200000
inb4 just as planned

>>5200000

>>5200000

another victory for chaos....

>>5200000
Oh Just as Planned.

>>5200018
Just as--

DAMN YOU, STAR CHILD!

>>5200038
>>5200039
Paradoxes of the temporal sort!

>>5200039
Who are you?

Seriously Tzeentch, what do you want in exchange for her safety. Make it quick. It's 5:04 am.

>>5200038
>>5200039
Oh god what

>>5200057
tripfag all you want changeling it still doesn't stop you from being anywhere near my talent.
And I have no idea who the above Tzeentch is, maybe it's Kairos.

>>5200058
Well then like I said serve me for a thousand years.

ITT: Proof that Tzeentch has a serious problem with schizophrenia.

>>5200073
Rates are terrible, the 999 year contract is alot better plus you can always get him to sign up again.

>>5200073
Resurection = a thousand years.
Safety = a thousand years.

You sound like a bad salesman.

>>5200084
Entirely too predictable to be me.

>>5200084
By doing that she'll be safe and resurrected.

>>5200093
"safe" and "resurrected".

My personal Khorne demonettes just finished my check up. Turns out I didn't feel you hurting her after all.>>5199880 What I felt was demonic energies gripping one of my hearts. But it grabbed my heart instead of hers which means you tried to trick me into believing that you could actually hurt her.
The deal is off...before it starts.

Now I'm going to bed. I haven't slept in a week thanks to Rubric.

>>5200112
Looked pretty slaaneshi to me.

>>5200112
So mike was right!>>5199884

>>5200112
Hahahaha yes yes I'm sure it is.

>>5200122
What looked slaaneshy exactly?

the Daemonette.

...Just as planned.

YO GRAMPS, WHAT'S THE YELLIN' ABOUT

Avatar, name AND tripfagging at the same time?

son, i am disappoint

>>5198694
Grandpa dreadnought, It's time to take your meds. that's a storm bolter, not a flamer.

>>5200556
now the question is where the fuck he put the promethium...

Grandpa Dreadnaught! Grandpa Dreadnaught!
what ever happened to Grandma Penitent Engine? :(
she used to make me brownies

>>5200678
why did I d'aww at that.

SHIT! Am I late?

>>5202287
Only by several hours.