"I am Heracles, and this... is my weapon. She weighs 450 kilograms and strikes with the force of a god at up to 100 blows per minute. It costs 400 lives to swing this weapon 12 times."

"WWWHA HAHAhaha *snrt* Oh ho ho ho! You ready, little beard?"

What are you doing? I thought Dorf Saturdays was a thing of the past.

LETS GET A CHOPPIN!

COMBAT OPERANDI: SWOONING CHOPPA

"Bring it, half-blind."

>>5196558
...And it's named Sasha?

kill iiiiit

>>5196573
Don't you remember last thread? TUESDAYS AND SATURDAYS.

Anyway, AIM FOR THE DAMN EYE. BLIIIIIIIIND HIM.

>>5196561
Fuck you, Heavycles.

Beardbeard: Offer a Delicious Sandvitch in lieu of combat.

Spit in his eye while he's effin' around.

>>Abilities: Everything's a Weapon

Use him as a weapon. Cast Bloody path

Charge straight towards him in a deceptivly fast manner. He has no depth perception.

>>5196585
>...And its named Sasha?
How did you know that? DID YOU TOUCH SASHA?

Come on, let's go ahead and kill him! We've a big list of thing and miracles to do when we're god!

He'll lift for a big strike first, so evade and hit him fast! Not our usual style, but he'll be even worse at it.

>>5196638
Yeah, I touched her. I touched her sexily, all night long.

Ask why he serves Pelor.

>>5196638
Yes. I used her battle. We made sweet sweet murder.

>>5196638

"Let's just say... She's the president of my 'Fan Club'"

>>5196638

Are you kidding? We wouldnt tough Sasha with an 11 foot pole. Have you seen our axe? I'll give you a nice close LOOK!

>>5196679
Aren't you forgetting something?

>Aye. We made sweet sweet murder.
An angry blow comes unexpectedly quickly! The earth is torn asunder beneath the assault. You barely dodge.
"AAAAAAAAHHH!" Heracles screams incoherently.

>>5196679
Forgot ya pic, Gnome.

I fear making him angrier will not make him easier to fight. However he may not see us CHUCKING OVEN SHIELD RIGHT AT HIS EYE. DO IT.

>>5196693
Attack the sword.

>>5196693

Run up the blade of the sword, slide down it and axefoot him to the face!

>>5196693
The sword has an eye.

This is a hint.

Hit the eye with your axe.

>>5196693
Lovingly rub the sword to piss him off, then attck his sword hand with Timberzerker.

>>5196701
You charge forward to shield bash Heracles himself, hopping up to strike his face. He stops you with one hand.

"Ah, Littlebeard... So hungry for blood..."

Faint towards eye.

Bite off ear instead.

"You be tastink knuckle sandvich now."

>>5196744
I SAID CHUCKING NOT CHARGING. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.

SLASH HIS EYE OUT.

>>5196744
EXTENDO ARMS

>>5196744
Use axe to cut through his hand.

>>5196749
KICK HIM IN THE GROIN. KICK HIM IN THE GROOOOOIN.

>>5196749

You call this a knuckle sandvitch? Thats not a knuckle sandvitch! THIS! IS A KNUCKLE SANDVITCH!

then throw sand in his eye.

>>5196749
Can the axe reach his arm if we use our extending arms?

>>5196749

Stay in Close Melee range, BB. He can't swing Sasha if we're right up against him. Get in to his chest, and start hacking.

Activate mutations.

>>5196757
>Take it back!
A vicious uppercut is dealt to the giant. He drops the oven shield. Sasha lies on the ground next to him; tossed aside for our unspoken fisticuffs duel.

>>5196814
Go into abomination mode and punch him in the gut as hard as you can.

>>5196814
Use EXTENDO LEGS to allow you to headbutt his eye!

>>5196814

Make the fisticuff stance. Give him a jab to the eye.

Then kick sand in his face and give him a wedgie.

>>5196814

Now work the body, BB. Get a couple of good Organ-shots in there, and keep your guard up. We'll build up to a Boxing Showdown.

Leave Sasha where she is. It's a Trap.

>>5196814
HELL YES FISTY CUFFS

unleash your mutations! Your tentacle arms will probably give you extra fist-tentacle equivalents to punch him with!

>>5196837
You deliver a crushing headbutt! He returns the favor! Your head feels woozy under the impact.

>crack

>>5196890
Our.... helmet.

NOOOO!

GO INTO BLINDING BERSERKER RAGE.

HEADBUTT THE HELL OUT OF HIM.

>>5196886
He broke our helmet.

He broke our helmet.

He broke our helmet!

He broke our fucking helmet!

HE BROKE OUR FUCKING HELMET!

FUCK HIM, WE KILLED A FUCKING HYDRA WITH THAT HELMET.

RAGE TIME. GO ALL KINDS OF BERSERKER ON HIS ASS.

>>5196886
Mutate to heal your head.

Use a flurry of punches to his face. He has only one eye it should swell up pretty quick.

>>5196886
Fuck this. We headbut a Hydra to death, and this dude doesn't have a damn helmet

>>5196886
Shit. Use the iron axe since it's light and fast.

>>5196910
neither do we now, and that helmet is what let us headbutt that hydra to death.

>>5196890
That was the helmet we used to slay a fucking hydra.

GO FUCKING BERSERK.
NOBODY FUCKS UP OUR HELM OF HYDRA-HEADBUTTING.

Fuck that shit. Its a trap. The helmet doesnt matter, the magic was inside us all along. KEEP HEADBUTTING!

>>5196910
Yeah, how could a god of strength be stronger than a hydra?! That's just crazy!

Try and take out one his legs.

Poke him in the eye really hard.

You know what happened when Garrelf left us in the shadow realm, and we went beserk? Thats what should happen.

BERSERK FISTICUFFS!

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU THAT I CAN'T FIX WITH MY HANDS.

Wield helmet fragments.

>Berserk activated.

>>5196967
should we activate mutations to beat the shit out of him, or should we just do it old school style?

>>5196967
Activate mutations too since we're faster, stronger, and have some natural armor with them.

>>5196967

Oh shit. It is on like donkey kong. Kick his ass BB!

Guys I think we might have a hard time beating the God of strength in a contest of strength. We need to outthink him...somehow...

Also. Throw one of the combatants at him.

>>5196967
God Yes

>>5196989
He may be stronger, but we're tougher.

>>5196967
HE IS HUGE. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
RIP. AND. TEAR.

attack his heels or go for a hamstring

>>5196967
>Mutations activated.


animooted.

>>5196967

Pick up Helmet Halves. Hold by Horns. Use as Bludgeons.

ACTIVATE BERSERKER SPECIAL:

TWO HALVES MAKE A HOLE

>>5197018
note to self: animation requires a .gif save.

>>5197018
LIES

THAT IS NOT ANIMOOTED MY DEAR SIR. THAT IS NOT ANIMOOTED AT ALL.

>>5197023
Stab the remains of helmet IN HIS EYE.

THAT'LL TEACH 'IM.

You swing with all your strength, all your might.

Berserker mode Timberserker?

>>5197028
see
>>5197023

hamstring him with Timberserker

>>5197059
>>5197071
I have no ax, yet I must inflict pain.

Target: Hands.
Attempt: Hurt him. Kill him. Maim him.
Result: ...

>>5197089
...We turned him into a robot?

>>5197089
What the hell is going on in this picture?

>>5197089
Now absorb him and take his memories, appearance and power.

Then run up the empire state building and elbow drop off.

Pain. My pain. It hurts. It burns.

Did we just rip Heracles into pieces with tentacle hands?

>>5197123
Ohhh everything's blurry 'cause we're berserk. Make our pain his. Put fire on eyes. Burn him. It is a goood pain.

MUTATE MORE!

>>5197123
You're tough. You can take it. Show Heracles what pain is.

The ground. My head hit the ground. Something heavy. I want to hurt it.

Make the ground our weapon. Bring the stadium down around him.

>>5197123
Did we just get ripped apart o.o

Is there any chance that we can mutate ourselves into an arm-shoggoth, like the one we used to destroy Aordor? Since we can turn it off later we can still move around, and absorbing the god of strength would be awesome.

>>5197150
mutate spikes

>>5197150
God damn it how come we're getting our asses handed to us even more in berserk mode. Use BERSERK STRENGTH to make that pussy go flying.

>>5197150
FULLY CHARGED SNOIPAH SHOT TO THE BRAIN

HIS ONE WEAKNESS

Can we mutate our pain?

>>5197167
Maybe later.

>>5197150

Everything's a weapon, Right, BB?

Dorfen Judo.

Turn our own enemy's attacks into weapons against him. Break his limbs with the force of his own blows.

He is strong. it will be good to have that strength.


Use 'everythings a weapon'. use his strength against him.

>>5197147
Target: Me
Attempt: Pain. Death. Murder.
Result: ...

>>5197201
Did we just puncture his skull?

>>5197201
OH FOR XOM'S SAKE. THIS IS GOING TO END TERRIBLY.

>>5197201
What the fuck is happening?

>>5197172

This. Turn Beardbeard into a moving mass of spikes. Poison spikes. Make the fucker hurt if he tries to grab us.

>>5197201
GOOD! NOW ABSORB HERACLES! MAKE HIS BEING YOUR OWN!

>>5197211
nothing good, I'm sure.

God damn, how many times have we been resurracted now? We really need to get some better gear or something. Get some randarts up in.

>>5197227
We've only been resurrected once. Our equipment is fine, we have blue eyes white dragon armor and a demon executioner axe.

Pain. Lungs. Pain.

>>5197242
Mutate lungs.

>>5197242
Mutate lungs.

>>5197242
pffffft, lungs are for sissies. Besides, that's just extra breathing holes. Quiet messing around and kill that bugger already.

Now would be a good time for Xom to say hi.

>>5197251
NO. SILENCE ANON. NO MORE. NO MORE.

>>5197242
Remove his limbs. Stop pain.

Quit messing around and rip him to shreds.

GUYS I THINK WE GOT THIS ONE IN THE BAG.

Mutate a mouth in your torso and bite his hand off.

It'll be just like The Thing.

>>5197242
Ignore pain. Kill. Maim. Kill.

>>5197242
Lungs are wholly vestigial. Everyone knows that.

Let's just say you "forgot" to record the damage.

Target: Lungs.
Attempt: Stop Pain.
Result: ...

>>5197286
totally. We're already a rapidly mutating mass of whirling limbs and claws. He's just a pissant god of strength with a minor power over elements. Let's do a good three breath as a finisher and call it a day.

>>5197292
Mutate.
Retrieve the cyclops.
Mutate.
Mutilate the cyclops.
Mutate.

>>5197292
Consume arm and/or use it as a weapon.

>>5197292
TIMBERSERKER. NOW.

>>5197299
We completely used up our breath weapon.

>>5197292
he really shouldn't have broken our helmet.

>>5197292
CHASE KILL!

APPLY BEARD TO EYE!

A sharp pain in your chest suddenly brings reality into a sharp clarity. The roar of the crowd rings in your ears. Body parts and blood lie everywhere.

Heracles is beaming widely. "Littlebeard has some fight in him! Wwwwwha hahaha! C'mon, get up! Get up!"

>>5197368
Holy shit.

>>5197368
AXE FOOT + LONG LEGS + KICK = NO ARMED CYCLOPS AND POSSIBLE MONTY PYTHON REFERENCE.

>>5197368
Mutate sharp pain in chest.
Get up.

De-mutate and get the axe of the pit.

>>5197368
well, on the bright side, at least we took an arm from him. We're mutilating gods left and right.

"So what does it for you there Hurk? Is it the fightin' ?"

( stall a moment - slowly get up - take stock )

>>5197368
Look at what you have done, Anon. LOOK AT IT. I WARNED YOU BUT YOU WOULDN'T LIIIIIIISTEN.

Get yourself out of mutation form.

Someone is certainly enjoying themselves.

"Want your arm back?"

>>5197368
Can we move? get up?

I wonder if we clear the mutations will be back to normal?

>>5197385
this

and then try your three breath, if you can.

Fucking gods, with their 'no vital organs' special rules...

>>5197368
D:

>>5197368

"oh. has the fight started? I havnt noticed, yah pansy. You call that fighting? Let me show you how real men fight... AXE!"

>>5197368
Hey, your legs are normal and now you have giant monster hands. Awesome.

Use GIANT MONSTER HANDS on ENEMY.

Also say, "What the hell are you smilin' about, cyclops?"

Tear off a chunk of meat from his arm with your teeth. Grow sharper teeth if necessary.

Mutate lungs and try to get our breath weapon back.

>>5197368

One Arm to go with your One Eye.

Let's see if your fighting's better than your depth perception, Winky.

>>5197368
Beat him to death with his own arm.

I think we need a status report.

Take a breather .. take stock.

Dunno man but if we get that close again -

APPLY BEARD TO EYE!

Can we get a list of the new mutations we have?

>Oh... has the fight started? I hadn't... *gasp* ...even noticed yet.

You shift out of mutation form. It seems you have trouble breathing properly. Mutating again without getting that checked would probably be suicidal.

>Let me show you how REAL men fight...
You summon your Ax of the Pit.

Hey. You seem to be a bit disarmed. Let me give you a hand. I you realize i can fully shoulder the responsibility of being a god alot better than you can. I'm more than prepared to have my fingers in the pie, as it were. not to mention i could really use the elbow room in my dealings with Xom.

>>5197442
This is not a bad idea, but could we even use our axe with our GIANT MONSTER ARM?

Gnome is it possible for us to get a quick status report?

Round 2

FIGHT!

>>5197472
Use stretch arms to build up a longer draw back on the axe.

>>5197472
CHOP HIS OTHER ARM OFF WITH TIMBERSERKER.

>>5197487
We're not in mutation form.

>>5197477
>Quick status report
Both forms:
Punctured lung

Normal Form:
No other problems

Mutation Form:
Dismemberment, pain, something horribly wrong with your lung. You'll do a more thorough check of exactly what is wrong after the battle; for now, mutation form is barred.

>>5197472
we look kind of bad ass there, with our pauldorns and bald-

oh my god.

WE'RE A SPACE MARINE. IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME, CLEANSE THAT ONE EYED MUTANT.

>>5197501
Yeah... we're going to have to ask Xom for the ability to take away some mutations. Anyway, chop his arms off!

You know .. what's the worst that can happen?

We wake up to Garrelf in hell?

Wade in BB!

>>5197497
Stretch arms are an ability, not mutation.

Brute strength will get us nowhere. This'll take dwarven engenuity.

STRIKE THE EARTH!

>>5197520
Striking the earth with a demon axe might be a bad idea.

>>5197520
We are sadly lacking in engines.

Plant the axe of the pit and do it the manly way, by headbutting him to death.

>>5197520

This. Be a dorf. Strike the earth. Make the lava flow.

STRIKE THE EARTH!

The axe of the pit lets out a fell howl, and a rift forms where you struck. An unearthly chorus sings your praises.

>>5197559
....
Well it's how we killed the other god. but we were on a volcano then.

>>5197534
THEN THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN LOSE

STRIKE THE EARTH! USE THE TERRAIN AGAINST OUR FOE! It's the only way!

>>5197567
Strike the Cyclops!

>>5197567

Fat ladies singin' eh?

>>5197567
Heracles is probably to call minions to his aid if this ends up summoning demons.

>>5197567
GRAB souls.
TIE them to DEMON ask.
Use as AXE WHIP.
CHOP off Heracles's ARM

>>5197567
Why didn't we ever do this before?

>>5197597
Axe, not Ask. I am tired.

The demon spirits do not seem to be offensive, or even defensive. They merely swirl around you, and sing your praises. However... you feel a strange surge of confidence.

You charge!

>>5197628
TIMBERSERKER his arm off, already!

Are we going to Timberserker yet?

>>5197628
Sweet

Bring forth the endless fury of the fiery pit. It shall provide a nice contrast to show just how powerful our rage truly is! Let the howling fiends be drowned out by our cries of fury!

"We are a dwarf, hercules. We stop at nothing to see our enemies driven before us. Like Talllabored, Like Headshoots, like legendary Boatmurdered! Though it costs us our lives we shall not rest until we see you burried in a see of molten rock at our hands! We have opened the portal to hell, that is the power of our AXE! Now we shall bury you in it, for this is the power of our PRIDE!

TIMBERSERKER!

>>5197617
We haven't really had hands for a while.

Keep Herc arm

INCORPORATE INTO OWN BODY LATER

>>5197671

I like what your setting up here, but how are we gonna show him the power of our ale and of our beard?

>>5197628
Our eyes are glowing.

WOOO PREMUTATION BEARDBEARD!

We should be able to breath hellfire or spirit fire or something while doing this.

>>5197751

I've got a plan, dont you worry.

TIMBER-

Hey Gnome, did that mutation table from warhammer come in handy at all?

...Gnome? Have you died again?

Ow.

I say fuck this guy, Use Timberserker, Deforestation, Axe/Ale/Beard/Pride, ALL OF IT, use everything we have, all at once.

While screaming out TAKE MY EVERYTHING!

>>5197837

Hey, what the hell man, we were totally attacking you there.

>>5197837
Pass out.
DO IT

>>5197837
Try to use hell powers.

-SERKER.

>>5197843
Lets see....
this guy not only survived berserker mode, but he rendered our mutant form unusable.

Funny thing, we have been around and done quite a bit since last we were a dwarf in shape. I wonder how much we have changed since then.

Lets test it on him.

So yeah, I like the idea to use all session powers simultaneously.

>>5197858
Did we win?

>>5197858
Don't stop.

Don't assume he is dead.

Keep attacking, keep cutting, until you can't cut him any more.

DEFOREST A BITCH, AND SHOW HIM SOME DORFEN PRIDE

>>5197863
he has certainly given us a run for our money.

>>5197858

I don't buy it, he is a god after all.

KEEP KILLING HIM

>>5197858

Hey, we still haven't used the Axe Ale Pride attack, and we are finally fully dorfen again.

LETS SHOW HIM THAT IT IS DORFTIME, AND HE BETTER RECOGNIZE

>>5197858

After the battle, find his weapon, put it in his dismembered hand, and thank him for the fight.

I think he'll apreciate that.

You turn to press your assault!

Guys, i think we're going about this the wrong way. We need to be clever. This is a battle of strength and his strength is ultimate. So when this doesnt work, what we need to do is to trick him into punching himself. He may be all strength, but that doesnt mean he's all tough.

"That hurt... little beard."

>>5197934

WE CUT OFF HIS ARM

PUNCH HIM WITH HIS OWN HAND AND TELL HIM TO STOP HITTING HIMSELF

THEN USE SAID ARM TO PICK UP SASHA AND KILL HIM WITH IT

XOM WILL BE PLEASED

>>5197950

Oh god why can't I get this image out of my head of BB punching the god of strength his his own severed arm?!

>>5197943
Why does that never work?

>>5197943

Did it? You pansy.


and who you calling littlebeard? littlebeard lives down the streat from me. See this? This is my BEARD. My name is Beardbeard. Beardbeard mother fucking GODSLAYER, and aint a dorf in the world who knows that a guy with a name like that can only do one. So get ready you kobold-screwing fancy boy cause i'm about to teach you a thing or two about your domain.

>>5197943
"Yeah, that's what happens when you slice people with an axe."

We have to have one last option. One last card.

USE ANYTHING AS A WEAPON

HERACLE'S OWN ARM. FIST INTO BALLS. HE WILL BE EXPECTING PEOPLE TO AIM FOR HIS EYE, SO PUNCH HIM IN THE FUCKING BALLS, THEN HIS EYE.

You'd love to use his arm as a weapon, but its not really within reach right about now.

I vote for using Sasha. Or beat him to death with his own arm. Possibly both.

>>5197981
FUCK

THROW THE FOOTAXE, THE SCEPTER, AND THE CAGE AT HIM AS YOU CLOSE IN, THEN GRAB SASHA AND BISECT THE MOTHERFUCKER.

>>5197981
Throw the golden scepter like a spear as hard as you can.

>>5197981
Then grab the shard of earth it rests on and pull it toward you.

>>5197981
God damn it. This would be a great time for Xom to intervene with some kind of crazy shenanigans,

Also, maybe if you hit that hole you made a bunch of times, you could collapse the colloseum on him.

DEFOREST HIS LEGS!

Chuck wall chunks at him.

Damn it, mindless violence isn't working! And that's all we have!

>>5198003
>>5198005
GOLD IS SOFT.

RAM THE FOOTAXE INTO THE TOP OF THE SCEPTRE AND TOSS IT, THEN USE SASHA

>>5197981
Jump into the stands, and start HURLING spectators at Heracles.

>>5198030
* THIS *

>>5198024

Good. all the better when the soft metal goes right through him.

Rip a stone off the wall and punch it into the crude shape of a hammer

You heft your golden scepter. A strange weapon, but any port in a storm.

>>5198030
>>5198051
I'd rather we didn't scare the audience away from our glorious fight.

It's not like that action would really injure him anyway.

You pull back your arm. It tingles, and you hear a strange, crackling sound.

Just remember to keep an eye out for that arm of his, and try and grab it.

You know you want his dying realization to be that he beat himself to death.

>>5198083
HOLY SHIT IT'S GLOWING

Everything rides on this strike!

>>5198083
>>5198092
Hurr durr out of order images.

>>5198083
>>5198092
So it shoots lightning?

Err, wait. Out of order with Beardbeard, not with Heracles. How the hell did I manage that.

I'm guessing they're all seperate layers of the same file..

DAMMIT JUST DODGE IT!

We hit him so hard the universe is FUBAR?

OH FOR THE LOVE OF XOM

>>5198160
PUNCH SASHA IN THE EYE

>>5198160
Punch the sword.

>>5198160
BITE IT

>>5198176
DO IT

>>5198160
well, on the bright side, at least we have a replacement arm lying around somewhere around here.

>Dorf Quest LXII

Seriously. This is almost as bad as Final Fantasy or Rocky at this point.

rah!

BEARD TO THE EYE!

OH FOR THE LOVE OF SASHA

>>5198195
Shaddup! Its going to end soon anyway...

>>5198200
BY XOM'S CANE!

>>5198193
FUCK YES

MUTATE HERACLES ARM ONTO SHOULDER, ALL WHILE LAUGHING MANIACALLY

MAY XOM BE ENTERTAINED

>>5198177
>>5198176


>>5198005
>>5198003

VECTOR ARE WE TWINS
SERIOUSLY

THIS IS SOME FREAKY ASS SHIT

>>5198195
you do realize it's been one continuous story, as opposed to many seperate instanced plots, and thus has no sequel structure, right?

>>5198200

Rush Heavycles. Run up the length of Sasha. Ignore missing arm.

BROFIST.

>>5198200
Don't assume that killed him. Move in.

You go to punch Sasha, and she dissipates before the blow connects.

Go after him, mano e mano

>>5198237
I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse.

>>5198248
Did we win yet?

>>5198248

Close the distance before he expires.

Brofist. A fight like this deserves the noblest of honors for your fellow combatant.

>>5198248

we.... we won?

>>5198241
HIS EYE

BROFIST HIS EYE

Go pick up that arm if it's still around.

>>5198267
>A fight like this deserves the noblest of honors for your fellow combatant.

Seconded. We had nothing actually against Heracles, and he's been a sport.

You feel like that blow should have killed you. Your arm isn't merely dismembered. Its been smashed into paste. Slightly to the left and you would be gone...

"No one lives from Sasha."

>>5198298
Fuck, our armor is damaged.

ASK THE CROWD FOR SOME BEER TO START HEALING! YOU AREN'T DYING YET BEARDBEARD!

>>5198303
WE DID

Doesn't matter how beat up we are, we will beat you.

Know why?

Because http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnrXiaPVeHY

SO FUCK YEAH

>>5198303
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

SMASH HIS KNEES!

>>5198298
Find Herc's dismembered arm. Jam it into your empty paste socket.

>>5198303

"And no one lives through... well, me."

BRO DRAW

>>5198303
Kick him in the nuts.

>>5198303
Strangle him with your beard.

>>5198317


Wait, BeardBeard has no theme song, does he?

WHAT THE FUCK GIVES?

>>5198335
This.

Great.

Now BOTH forms are dismembered and useless.

Nice.

"No one..."

>>5198368
So we're missing one arm.

We can get a new one.

Well.

We both now only have on arm.

Arm wrestle?

"...but Beardbeard Godslayer."

>>5198393
Jump through the hole and rip him apart.

Hey

Guys.

I think we won.

>>5198393

MANLY FUCKING EPIC ENDING.

BROFIST THE SHIT OUT OF THAT CYCLOPS.

GO OUT AS BROS.

RESPECT. HONOR. CAMARADERIE.

>>5198393
Make him your little girl follower, even if you have to resurrect him. Or rebirth, whatever.

>>5198411
You brofist and both lose your last hit point.

>>5198396
How?

unless cyclopes have different anatomy, his heart just got zapped.

"Honor me, god of Strength."

Just wait, medic is going to pop out of nowhere and start healing him.

Did we blow away Heracle's lungs? If not, we could use his as a replacement for ours.

>>5198385
Yeah.

That'll work out.

Or haven't you noticed that regenerative healing is impossible to come by? Replacement limbs very nearly so. We only got a working leg before because a leg doesn't need to have a lot of complicated moving bits to be a leg.

>>5198436
Brofist.

BROFIST

DON'T FUCK THIS ONE UP.

ALSO:

Thread is autosageing.

BRO

FIST

FISTPOUND LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

Out of curiosity, who was the God of Strength before Hercules?

>>5198406
Stop making terrible suggestions.
>>5198436
Brofist like the motherfucking Fist of the North Star.

>>5198456

I really like Heracles.

Let's add him to the kingdom if he lives.

>>5198440
He's getting his talking power from somewhere.

Take his talk capable lungs!

>>5198471
You do not know the meaning of manly tears. We need a picture of Tallnut on his last bit of health after being attacked by zombies.

That is the manliest tear of all.

>>5198465
I think it is time to continue the honored tradition of killing then immediately resurrecting our bros.

>>5198465

find some of your priests and have them resurrect heracles and garelf if they are able to do so

hell yes

>>5198489
I think you mean rebirth, as a little girl.

Find Heracles' detached arm. It is now Beardbeard's arm.
Both as replacement, and as remembrance.
Because Heracles was a pretty cool guy.

>>5198465
NOOOOOOOO!

This.. this just doesn't feel right somehow.

I know we usually aren't above cheating, but somehow it just doesn't feel right in this situation. Herc was clearly MUCH tougher than us, and his raw strength was clearly through the roof.

We got lucky by pulling out a trinket.

He is the actual strongest.. but I guess it is too late now.

MANLY. TEARS.

>>5198499
>>5198496
Either of these are acceptable.

Especially if lolicles retains deep, manly voice.

Snap your fingers, grow a new arm. Ask fate what happens to gods when they die.

Clap your hands, resurrect garrelf as.... a dawwblin.

man, too bad we have to kill gods to eat their powers.

Oh well.

who wants to carve a mountain into heracles?

>>5198510
It takes a long time to use that rod thingy. We probably could have gotten out of the way and moved into kill range.

New thread: >>5198531

>>5198465
you know, I think I know why the god pantheon is as stable as it is. Killing one is like killing a fucking unicorn or something, they're all so damn likeable.

>>5198527
We need crafting powers to do that.

>>5198520
I somehow doubt those acts are under the domain of the god of Strength.

>>5198518
What comic is that from?
O:

>>5198538
Stable? Heracles has only been god of strength for 10 years and all the gods besides, Yog, Xom, Xanatos and Fate are constantly swapping out with new ones.