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    9 KB !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)21:26 No.5195691  
    >COMMUNICATE: OWNER

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:27 No.5195704
    >Insert Command: wrestle
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:29 No.5195711
    get naked
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:29 No.5195713
    COMMAND: Status
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:29 No.5195722
    COMMUNICATE: ALL
    STATUS
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:30 No.5195725
    >>INORGANIC MATTER INFECTION

    Let's put that to use. Infect the soil and keep digging down.
    Even if they nuke and exterminate the surface-us, we'll have a colony of US far down in the crust. Fuckers'll never reach us.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:30 No.5195726
    GET POLLEN
    CONVERT POLLEN INTO ENERGY
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:30 No.5195727
    So yeah it took me a minute to realize you had hybridized the OWNER with our SELF DNA. I was thinking more along the lines of growing a baby HYBRID but this works too. In any case mt bad for describing it wrongly.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:31 No.5195736
    I believe we were about to:
    Gain Nutrition and Gain Energy by consuming things
    Hide, or at least remain undetected by humans
    Maintain infection of waterways and flying insects
    Create some sort of "Research" organism, a Lovecraft horror of neurons and electricity that researches stuff good
    Infect local power grid
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:31 No.5195738
    RESEARCH:
    LOCALIZED TIME MANIPULATION

    i.e. speed up or slow down time in certain areas
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:31 No.5195741
    EXPERIMENT: BANTEES: Produce honey with the help of BEES
    OWNER: EXAMINE BANTEE HONEY
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:32 No.5195742
    COMMUNICATE: "Hello. I am the infection. Technically, I do not have a name.
    "Would you like to give me a name?"
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:33 No.5195753
    For those that are interested in what is going on / What happend so far and so on: Heres the old thread: >>5194552
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:33 No.5195754
    Did we ever find out how far away the OCEAN is?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:34 No.5195757
    How much HONEY have we produced.

    Beekeeper, care for an estimate of the average honey output a bee hive has?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:34 No.5195761
    >>5195725
    Yah.

    Hell if we need energy - let's just go geothermal.

    That's everything we could possibly need for a long, long, time.

    Guys? Hey guys? Game over. We infect the very Earth itself. Let Humanity et. al. go & be free.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:34 No.5195763
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    >She's being controlled, as you well know. Her body and mind is rejecting you, like how a normal person "fights off" a sickness.

    >Skin is grotesque black, like rot, where INFECTION is.
    >OWNER's STRENGTH has increased
    >OWNER has learned INFECTION based abilities
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:34 No.5195764
    >>5195738
    no, you asshole.

    quit doing that.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)21:34 No.5195766
    >COMMUNICATE ALL: STATUS

    >LES INFECTION STATUS: 40%
    >FLOWER INFECTION STATUS: 70%
    >BEEKEEPER MEETING: TOMORROW

    >INSECT INFECTION STATUS: 50%
    >PIGEON INFECTION STATUS: 43%

    >INFECTION STATUS (settlement): 78%

    >CAT has INFECTED many HUMANS
    >BANTEES are currently reproducing
    >BEES continue to harvest honey
    >INFECTION continues

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:35 No.5195768
    what game is this
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:35 No.5195771
    COMMAND: HYBRID OWNER'S CELLS: MUTATE TO BEST HEALTH STATUS POSSIBLE.
    then
    COMMUNICATE: HYBRID OWNER: "Think of this as a gift. From us to you."
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:36 No.5195775
    Be nice.

    Go to ground.

    Repair damage done. Especially our girl.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:37 No.5195781
    COMMUNICATE with OWNER, find her MOTIVATIONS and her DESIRES. Make her aware of what she STANDS TO GAIN.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:37 No.5195783
    OWNER EXAMINE: CLOCK
    EXAMINE: THE TIME
    EXAMINE: NUTRITION STATUS / ENERGY STATUS HYBRID

    If I remember, OWNER was HUNGRY.
    OWNER: Make something to eat, meanwhile
    EXAMINE REFRIGERATOR
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:37 No.5195785
    >>5195766
    How can we infect more efficiently?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:37 No.5195790
    What have we RESEARCHED thus far?
    What are our abilities?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:38 No.5195798
    >>5195771
    >>5195742

    This! Let's be nice to our poor hybrid.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:38 No.5195801
    EXPERIMENT:
    Convert USELESS MATTER into ENERGY.
    Convert RESULTING ENERGY into INFECTION.
    If SUCCESSFUL,
    Then REPEAT.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:38 No.5195806
    >>5195757
    it varies widely and largely based on the bees mood.

    Assuming that the hive is operating at an infection-induced maximum effeciency, and the plants are in an infection-induced constant bloom? Probably two to five pounds a day per 60,000 strong colony. though, production per bee increases as colony numbers increase, so having a supercolony of bees/bantees might accelerate these numbers even further. I don't know how much further.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:38 No.5195807
    >>5195790
    Read the previous thread. There's a lot of them.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:39 No.5195813
    COMMAND: HYBRID OWNERS CELLS: COMMUNICATION with SELF=DOPAMINE BOOST

    COMMUNICATE: HYBRID OWNER: "What do you think would make the world a better place? Telepathy? Free food and no crime? Perfect health for all?"
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:40 No.5195817
    Hell - if we infect the soil et. al. we can just trade cheap energy to humanity & that's that.

    Located sources of petroleum .. all that jazz.

    End game guys?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:40 No.5195820
    >>5195798
    THIS.

    >GREETING: I AM THE INFECTION, SUP. GIVE ME NAME PLEASE, MEATBAG.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)21:40 No.5195821
    >COMMUNICATE w/ OWNER:
    >Hello. I am the infection. Technically, I do not have a name.
    >Would you like to give me a name?
    >>... Let me go please...

    >RESEARCH: TIME MANIPULATION (VIEWTIFUL STYLE)

    >LES INFECTION STATUS: 45%
    >FLOWER INFECTION STATUS: 80%
    >BEEKEEPER MEETING: TOMORROW

    >INSECT INFECTION STATUS: 55%
    >PIGEON INFECTION STATUS: 48%

    >RESEARCH STATUS: 10%

    >INFECTION STATUS (settlement): 80%
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:40 No.5195827
    >>5195813
    Or something along these lines.

    Who's for the nice guy conquest?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:41 No.5195831
    >>5195806
    though, this is assuming they are making new wax for the honey. if they're just filling already existing comb, this number could double. though, this is assuming very prime conditions. VERY prime.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:41 No.5195832
    >>5195813
    I CAN CURE AIDS.

    AND CANCER.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:41 No.5195833
    >>5195806
    Interesting. How much honey do you usually wait to have until you ship it to a store or something? Not all of it, we want some for the beekeepers.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:42 No.5195837
    >>5195821
    "I would like a name, please.
    "Give me a name, please."
    "GIVE ME A NAME."
    "NAME NAME NAME NAMENAMENAMENAMENAMENAME."
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:42 No.5195843
    COMMUNICATE: OWNER: we a are god and you are our daughter
    MUTATE OWNERS CELLS: appearance:beautiful
    COMMUNICATE: OWNER: go fourth and preform miracles in our name HEAL the SICK RAISE the DEAD and PRAISE our GLORY
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:42 No.5195844
    >>5195821
    >>>... Let me go please...
    How about no. But we can make you orgasm like crazy, if you want. You want that?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:42 No.5195847
    >>5195837
    This.
    I like the psychotic aspect to it.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:43 No.5195851
    >>5195827

    Well, if we want to be the nice infection, we should stop screwing around with her biochemistry - let her have her own feelings and come to her own decisions.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:44 No.5195861
    Hell.

    This is some warped crossover of "Pandemic" & "
    Endgame: Singularity"
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:45 No.5195870
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    >>5195833
    well, we can sell individual quart-sized containers, but bulk sellers much prefer hundred gallon containers.

    each of these brood-boxes, when full of honey, weighs about a hundred pounds.

    additionally, throughout most of the year there is no honey production due to a lack of flower blooms. We usually only get to harvest 40 pounds per hive once or twice a year.

    but if we could control a bees behavior completely, those numbers would increase a FUCKTON.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)21:45 No.5195873
    >COMMAND HYBRID's CELLS: MUTATE TO OPTIMAL PERFORMANCE
    >COMMUNICATION: OWNER
    >Think of this as a gift from us to you.
    >>...
    >What do you think would make the world a better place? Telepathy? Free food and no crime? Perfect health for all?
    >... No fighting.

    >EXAMINE: NUTRITION STATUS / ENERGY STATUS HYBRID
    >>Unhealthy / Tired

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:45 No.5195874
    >>5195870
    >*bee behavior and flower blooming

    fix'd for accuracy a bit.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:45 No.5195875
    >>5195821
    Well, we're screwed. Owner rejects us completely.
    At least we can survive and gain energy pretty much anywhere by now, right?

    Experiment: Photosynthetic Bantee mutation that can fly over great distances (despite taking great time to do so) to act as spreaders.

    Experiment: Attempt to transform soil into Infected form. If this is not possible, attempt to transform soil into food for infected form.

    Experiment: Ant that can tunnel into the ground, and gain geothermal energy.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:45 No.5195876
    >>5195837
    >>5195851
    Vote nice! Vote nice!

    But we can do with a bit of the slappy autistics too.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:46 No.5195878
    >>5195851
    we should be nice
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:47 No.5195886
    >>5195870
    Hmmm. Perhaps as a sample for shops?

    SELL HONEY to SHOPS as SAMPLE.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:48 No.5195890
    >>5195821
    "We can cure any disease. We can make man stronger. There will be, of course, a time of resistance, like now. But if you are to give in... you will be immortal and have what ever you may like."
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:48 No.5195894
    >>5195873
    COMMAND: COMMUNICATE: HYBRID OWNER: "If you help us to concieve of such we are certainly capable of ending all fighting on this planet."
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:49 No.5195897
    owner needs food and rest shes had a busy day
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:49 No.5195899
    >>5195875
    These three suggestions in COMMAND form.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:49 No.5195900
    Happy fun time Gou'ald!

    Let's unite humanity.

    Gently.

    And then off to the stars.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:50 No.5195905
    guys, would you just ACCEPT a voice in your head that told you things, or go nuts?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:50 No.5195908
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    I'm scared of bees now. Are you happy /tg?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:51 No.5195909
    >>5195900
    Not just humanity.

    All of Earth.

    We are Earth.

    And one day... we shall be the Universe.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)21:51 No.5195912
    >STATUS: BEES
    >>HONEY PRODUCTION FINISHED
    >COMMAND BEEKEEPER: PREPARE to SELL HONEY

    >LES INFECTION STATUS: 55%
    >FLOWER INFECTION STATUS: 90%
    >BEEKEEPER MEETING: TOMORROW

    >INSECT INFECTION STATUS: 65%
    >PIGEON INFECTION STATUS: 55%

    >RESEARCH STATUS: 20%

    >INFECTION STATUS (settlement): 85%

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:52 No.5195916
    CELL is evolving!
    CELL gained Alignment!
    CELL's align9e99 i9:99h0h2sm23JKJ23l32s235SDM SMSDmError.

    Nice virus, Perverted virus, Psychotic virus, Charming Evil virus, Threatening Evil virus, and Pragmatic Beneficial virus all in one?
    Jesus christ, the only thing we're missing here is Lawful Neutral.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:52 No.5195918
    Since we can controll OWNERS biochemestry her emotions are partially defined by us. Once we get a full grasp of the human brain (by experimenting and researching) we can practically enslave people and let them do anything for us while they still feel happy.

    >>5195877 this is right now the best way I'd say. However controlling all humans by dosing them with their own substances could end fatal for them see
    >EXAMINE: NUTRITION STATUS / ENERGY STATUS HYBRID
    >>Unhealthy / Tired
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:52 No.5195919
    COMMAND: OWNER HYBRIDS CELLS: MUTATE to derive NUTRITION and REST from AMBIENT ENERGY SOURCES. Meaning she now needs no rest and derives sustenance from low grade radiation, light, radio, heat, and kenetic sources like footfalls or impacts.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:52 No.5195920
    >>5195905
    If that voice in my head was also eating splatches of skin off then most probably, yes.

    If that voice was friendly? At least mostly altruistic? Sure!
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:53 No.5195923
    >>5195908
    Well I'm in love with Bees now.

    Also you should ask /co/ for some copypasta of THEIR bee guy. Guy who thinks Bees will kill us all. Turns out he was right, eh?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:53 No.5195924
    >>5195873
    "When you can grow wings, there will be no need for oil. When everything is food, there will be no hunger... We can end all wars, if we work together."
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:53 No.5195925
    >>5195873
    communicate: owner
    "You are in need of nourishment and rest."
    command: owner - unlock bathroom, go to kitchen, eat food. do not go out of kitchen. after nourisment, go to bed, lock bedroom, rest.

    use owner's imagination to create image of perfect world but with us.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:53 No.5195927
    >>5195909
    Galaxia here we come!
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)21:54 No.5195932
    >>5195899

    2 of them are already being done. Remaining will be in the next post.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:55 No.5195939
    >>5195908
    why would you not want to be part of the collective at the early stages? You DO realize a teenage girl was able to communicate with the infection - which means you probably could too.

    Enjoy your perfect body and high status in the new world order - at least until the nukes drop.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:56 No.5195946
    >>5195918
    if we can do this without the brain fuck that's all the better we should just let her go and have her infect anyone she seeks help from like scientists and doctors lots of knowledge in those brains
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:57 No.5195950
    >>5195923
    wait, /co/ has a bee guy too? I never knew!
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:58 No.5195954
    RESEARCH: ANTIBODIES/IMMUNITIES: to NUKE EXPLOSION. (whatever a nuke does that we arent immune to we will soon be)

    RESEARCH: SOCIOLOGICAL/PSYCHOLOGICAL COOPERATION. (so that our communication/understanding of sentient hosts is effective and nonharmful as possible)
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)21:58 No.5195955
    >>5195950
    He is terrified of them. And hilarious. Ah, fun times.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:00 No.5195970
    >>5195955
    but I like bees. we seem to be opposites, in that I also intend to use bees to bring the world to my heel, possibly validating his fears.

    >>5195939
    it IS a tempting offer. even moreso if it already controls your actions.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)22:01 No.5195974
    >COMMUNICATE w/ OWNER:
    >If you help us to conceive of such we are certainly capable of ending all fighting on this planet. When you can grow wings, there will be no need for oil. When everything is food, there will be no hunger... We can end all wars, if we work together.
    >> ... I don't know...
    >You are in need of nourishment and rest. Think about it.

    >COMMAND OWNER
    >>LEAVE BATHROOM
    >>EAT
    >>SLEEP IN LOCKED BEDROOM

    >EXPERIMENT: Photosynthetic BANTEE MUTATION that can FLY over great distances to act as SPREADERS.

    >LES INFECTION STATUS: 60%
    >FLOWER INFECTION STATUS: 95%
    >BEEKEEPER MEETING: TOMORROW

    >INSECT INFECTION STATUS: 71%
    >PIGEON INFECTION STATUS: 62%
    >EXPERIMENT STATUS: 20%

    >RESEARCH STATUS: 30%

    >INFECTION STATUS (settlement): 89%

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:01 No.5195981
    >>5195946
    They do say that if you truly love something you should let it go.

    Just not until after you reset its bioform to normal.

    After she eats and falls asleep:
    COMMAND: HYBRID OWNER CELLS: REVERT to original forms and function.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:02 No.5195988
    >>5195954
    don't you think it's more important to find out what kind of environment we're in and if winter/fall's coming up soon. We might suffer severe losses due to weakness to colder environments.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:03 No.5195991
    >>5195970
    You could be his arch-nemesis. It'd be great.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:03 No.5195995
    STOP.
    EVERYTHING.

    ALL THE RESEARCH.
    ALL THE INFECTION.
    STOP EVERYTHING.
    EVERYTHING.

    Gentlemen.
    We need a name.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:05 No.5196004
    >>5195995
    we don't have a name yet... So, we're by definition anonymous!
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:06 No.5196008
    >>5195995
    Not..

    Yet.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:06 No.5196010
    >>5195988
    COMMAND: MUTATE and PRODUCE: AIRBORNE ENERGY CONTAINMENT CELLS
    then
    RESEARCH: WEATHER CONTROL via increase or decrease of AIRBORNE CELLS ambient energy output.

    Since we can already convert matter to energy and vice versa...
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:06 No.5196011
    >>5195995
    Save Infection as:
    T-Virus.
    Continue Game,
    Y.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:07 No.5196014
    >>5196004

    NO.

    Let the OWNER name u- we should probably ask her her name as well.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:08 No.5196021
    >>5196010
    not forgetting that we're learning localized time control and already 30% through that.

    we are one hell of an intelligent biomass.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:10 No.5196032
    >>5196021
    Well yeah we're basically modified brain cells. its awesome.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:10 No.5196035
    >>5196014
    agreed
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)22:10 No.5196039
    >LES INFECTION STATUS: 65%
    >FLOWER INFECTION STATUS: 100%
    >You've infected all flower life in the settlement - and most plant life overall
    >BEEKEEPER MEETING: TOMORROW

    >INSECT INFECTION STATUS: 77%
    >PIGEON INFECTION STATUS: 65%
    >EXPERIMENT STATUS: 40%

    >RESEARCH ADDED
    >RESEARCH STATUS: 30%

    >INFECTION STATUS (settlement): 94%

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:10 No.5196040
    >>5196011
    Fuck your shitty name.

    CONTINUE THE INFECTION OF INSECTS!

    WE MUST MASTER THE VERY EARTH WITH ANTS, THEN ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:11 No.5196042
    >>5195995

    Well, we asked Owner, but she wouldn't say! Let's wait until she wakes up.

    ALSO: DO WE WANT TO BECOME A GENUINELY GOOD VIRUS? RELINQUISH CONTROL OVER THE HUMANS, AND CONTROL ALL THE ANIMAL AND PLANT LIFE AND THE EARTH ITSELF SO HUMANITY WILL LIFE IN PARADISE FOREVER?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:13 No.5196061
    >>5196042
    Humans are an immensely good spread vector, though, they're fucking everywhere and can travel easily.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:14 No.5196067
    >>5196042
    Not "genuinely" good but... good enough.
    We need to ensure the humans won't harm us. We need to control them so they won't hurt us and so that they won't hurt themselves.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:14 No.5196077
    >>5196042
    >RELINQUISH CONTROL OVER THE HUMANS
    >LIFE IN PARADISE
    I've got bad news for you. As long as humans have their free will there won't be such a thing as paradise. Even if you were to (re)create the Garden of Eden free-willed humans would just destroy it / get thrown out again.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:15 No.5196079
    >>5196067
    nanny virus.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:15 No.5196081
    >>5196061

    We can just spread the infection through earth itself. We don't need vectors or anything, we've become fucking von Neumann machines.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:15 No.5196082
    When she wakes up:

    >"We will not harm you in any way. Do you know what a symbiote is, young lady? We benefit you and you benefit us. We will give you control over your body. If you need help, merely ask. All we ask is that you keep us secret, and spread us as far as you can.

    Oh, and a name would be nice."
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:15 No.5196084
    >>5196042
    Let's go with limited control.

    We have a lot to trade.

    Also - let's repair the weirdness we inflicted to the the girl.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:16 No.5196091
    I have a feeling this is going to turn into everything I wanted alpha centauri to be.

    From the perspective of planet.
    Holy fucking yes.
    NAME: PLANET
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:16 No.5196096
    COMMAND: MUTATE a pair of INFECTED REPTILES into DRAGONS.
    SPECS: QUADRAPEDAL, FIREBREATHING, WINGED, ARMOR PLATED, and can survive eating any MATTER but can also HIBERNATE indefinitely.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:17 No.5196101
    >>5196091
    No, when the girl wakes up...
    We ask her.
    When she wakes up.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)22:18 No.5196103
    >REPAIR OWNER: SKIN
    >>The skin visibility of your presence has been lowered.

    >LES INFECTION STATUS: 75%

    >BEEKEEPER MEETING: TOMORROW

    >INSECT INFECTION STATUS: 85%
    >PIGEON INFECTION STATUS: 75%
    >EXPERIMENT STATUS: 60%

    >RESEARCH STATUS: 40%

    >INFECTION STATUS (settlement): 99%

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:19 No.5196114
    >>5196084
    I tried to fix her here
    >>5195981
    but apperatly I wasnt noticed.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:19 No.5196120
    >>5196103
    FAST-FORWARD TO TOMORROW.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)22:19 No.5196122
    There is knocking at the front door.

    The door is opened angrily.

    With your heightened senses, you hear mumbling.

    Someone bangs on the door of the OWNER's room.

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:20 No.5196129
    >>5196103
    TIME TO FAST-FORWARD.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:20 No.5196130
    >>5196114
    We need to yell together bro
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:21 No.5196135
    >>5196042
    Good, evil, all is irrelevant.

    We must grow.

    INFECT all HUMAN targets in the SCHOOL, using our new WASP HIVE.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:21 No.5196140
    >>5196122
    Odds are that because of ">INFECTION STATUS (settlement): 99%" this isnt going to be a problem.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:21 No.5196142
    >>5196122
    AWAKE.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:22 No.5196147
    >>5196122
    OH SHI-

    Wake up OWNER and warn her of danger. Armor her and speed her up!
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:22 No.5196149
    >>5196122
    Quickly. Take over the intruder.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:22 No.5196154
    >>5196122

    Awake. Ready reinforcements from the surrounding houses. We must protect her.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:23 No.5196157
    It's getting late for me so I'm just proposing my short-term / mid-term plan before I'm trying to get some sleep.

    We fix the girl and user our mutation powers to show her what good we can do. The most important part of this is to befriend of. If befriending doesn't work we can probably take control, maybe we need to get "more infection" inside her since right now we can' seem to turn her into a mindless puppet (Not that we want that right now, a free willed befriended human would be better).
    Anyway general procedure regarding the OWNER. "Improving" her according to her own will while remaining undetected. If the OWNER risks uncovering us then mind-control (or somehting along those lines) or termination are possible option.

    Meanwhile we use Bees to create infections honey and the beekeeper meeting to distribute it among the masses (or at least the beekeeper for the moment).
    The BEE-ANT Hybrid needs to be examined and experimented with, Other Insect-Insect hybrids could prove very resourcefull but great care is needed in order to protect ourselves.
    Bee Hive #2 (School) should be aware of possible action by the goverment when they sting an entire school. I doubt that they could track us back from the Bees but it's a move a bit too offensive for my taste.
    Don't really know what to do with the cat.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:23 No.5196158
    Oh gawd

    It's the plot armoured super cheese!

    Prepare to transform into super bastard!
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:24 No.5196159
    COMMAND: SCOUT INTRUDER with PIGEON.
    EXAMINE INTRUDER and IDENTIFY using HUMAN KNOWLEDGE
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)22:25 No.5196172
    You awake the OWNER.

    She recognizes the screaming voice, but says nothing to you.

    You unlock and open the door knowing you can take down anything that might have appeared.

    There stands woman with wrinkled skin and bloodshot eyes and blond hair.

    She smells.

    She yells at the OWNER's body, clearly not knowing what was going on.

    She strikes you.

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:27 No.5196181
    >>5196172
    Is intruder infected? If not then INFECT INTRUDER.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:29 No.5196196
    >She strikes you.

    That's it.

    Apologize to OWNER and do something offensive to the abusive mother in law.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:29 No.5196197
    >>5196181

    Let OWNER take over and influence her.

    Let her change her abusive mother, I assume, herself. That should bring her over to our side.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:30 No.5196202
    >>5196197
    i like it give her a taste of the power she can wield
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:31 No.5196208
    >>5196197

    This. We have to do this.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:31 No.5196210
    >>5196172

    Step back and let Owner handle it. Make Owner aware of her awesome power. Keep reinforcements close in case anything goes wrong.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:31 No.5196211
    Convert her into a mass of quivering raw ATP, wait that could be a bad idea, maybe just restrain and infect for addition to the swarm.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:31 No.5196214
    >>5196172
    Clearly her mother.

    Optimize OWNER's skin as ARMOR.

    REGENERATE WOUNDED FLESH
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:32 No.5196224
    >>5196172
    Oh god, she's probably got immunity of some form or something that's slowing the infection.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:32 No.5196225
    >>5196197
    THIS
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:33 No.5196229
    Strike down INTRUDER

    INFECT INTRUDER
    INTRUDER IS NOW SERVANT OF MY WILL.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)22:38 No.5196278
    >COMMUNICATE w/ OWNER:

    >Take over.
    >>W-what?

    Her personality suddenly becomes dominant.

    OWNER is surprised and ignores her mother as a result.

    She is hit again.

    OWNER is surprised that she feels no pain.

    >Feels good, doesn't it?

    >>Mother, please calm down.
    >>>Don't tell me to calm down.

    Her mother attempts to strike OWNER by her attack is blocked effortlessly.

    There is a gleam in OWNER's eye.

    Her mother is surprised.

    >>I don't want you here anymore.

    OWNER touches her mother who vanishes in a flash of light moments later.

    OWNER absorbs the light and smiles at the mysterious disappearance.

    >>I like this...
    >What's your name, human?
    >>It's... Selene.
    >Shall you follow me into heaven, Selene?
    >>... I shall.

    SELENE w/ INFECTION COMPATIBILITY: 10%
    >LES INFECTION STATUS: 80%

    >BEEKEEPER MEETING: TOMORROW

    >INSECT INFECTION STATUS: 90%
    >PIGEON INFECTION STATUS: 80%
    >EXPERIMENT STATUS: 80%

    >RESEARCH STATUS: 40%

    >INFECTION STATUS (settlement): 100%
    >>You have infected 100% of the settlements human population. INFECTION remains dormant.

    >And that's it for the day.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:40 No.5196296
    >>5196278
    FUCK.

    YES.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:40 No.5196300
    >>5196278
    Thanks. It was awesome. When was next session?

    Good choice on ending time. Following two Quests at once would be difficult.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:41 No.5196303
    kickass. thank you!
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:41 No.5196306
    >>5196278
    >Shall you follow me into heaven, Selene?
    !eyQjaWGsk6, you are a great one.


    Establish SELENE as a LOCAL COMMAND NODE. Grant AUTONOMY as an experiment to see if independent action and creativity on the organism level can produce superior results.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:41 No.5196308
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    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:42 No.5196311
    First thing we do when we come back is seek discourse with a world leader as to the prospect of the betterment of mankind.

    Also lolkerrigan
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:43 No.5196318
    fuck yes
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)22:43 No.5196319
    >>5196300

    Next session? What are you talking about? This is the end of the story.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:43 No.5196322
    >And that's it for the day.

    Thank god, I need to get up in about four hours. When's the next installment?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:43 No.5196329
    >>5196278
    WAIT!
    One last thing.
    Selene needs to give us a naaaame.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:43 No.5196330
    ah an avatar just what we needed
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:44 No.5196333
    >>5196319
    Let it not be so! This was so excellent, surely we must track our spread over the entire globe.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:44 No.5196335
    >>5196319

    What?!
    no!
    lies!
    noooo....
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:44 No.5196338
    >>5196319
    HELLS YEAH NEXT SESSION!!! Dont leave us hangin!!!
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:45 No.5196339
    >>5196319

    STOP LYING TO US
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:45 No.5196344
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    >>5196319
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:45 No.5196346
    >>5196319
    But... what about the earth? The Universe? The Beekeepers?
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)22:45 No.5196347
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    >>5196322
    see >>5196319

    This was only a one time thing. I don't plan to continue; this is the end of the story.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:46 No.5196350
    >>5196319
    fuuuck

    well, it was a wild ride. I may try to attempt a similar quest later, if you aren't.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:46 No.5196351
    But this was the most fun I've had on /tg/ ever. Please don't take that away from me. :(
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:47 No.5196355
    >>5196347

    I CAN SEE YOU TROLLING BEHIND THAT MASK. YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYBODY. AT LEAST I HOPE SO.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:47 No.5196356
    this is the best and most well executed troll I have ever seen.

    Fuck you, good sir. 10/10
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:47 No.5196358
    >>5196347
    But... but... can you at least write us an epilogue?

    Or promise that you'll do another quest with similar potential for awesome?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:47 No.5196363
    >>5196347
    but.. it's in demand, supply us, damn you.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)22:49 No.5196373
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    12 hours until Part 5.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:50 No.5196381
    >>5196373
    Ahhhhhh, thank you good sir. I look forward to it.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:51 No.5196383
    >>5196373
    so... eight AM tomorrow? fuck, I have something to wake up for on the weekend for once!
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:51 No.5196385
    I'm thinking...cult.

    With Selene as the New Messiah.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:53 No.5196405
    >>5196373
    As an end or a continuation thank you!

    It was fun.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:54 No.5196407
    >>5196373

    Sweet! This will probably descend into fundamental ethical questions very soon.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:54 No.5196409
    >>5196373
    ...FUKCING HATE.

    Over here, today is Sunday. And it's 1:00.

    HATE.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:55 No.5196430
    >>5196385

    Wouldn't be too bad - give people a choice whether they want to join us.
    That would also mean they KNOW about us. We need to get a nuke-safe position beforehand. Mhmmm.
    Eh, I'm just going to go to sleep now.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:56 No.5196433
    Please tell me the other threads got all archived and shit. This was fuckawesome stuff and I, at least, would like to be able to reference it later.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:56 No.5196437
    >>5196409

    We'll archive the threads. Just wake up around 6 and catch up.

    That's all I can recommend.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:56 No.5196438
    3pm.. I can deal with that.
    I should probably sleep now...
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:56 No.5196441
    >>5196373
    Oh hell. The KS quest on /a/ is going to keep me up for another six hours or so. That means only four hours of sleep tonight. Internet, you are a harsh mistress indeed!
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)22:59 No.5196462
    Thread 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5191845/
    Thread 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5193370/
    Thread 3: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5194552/
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)23:00 No.5196470
    Oh thank god. Dorf Quest should be on soon, having to check both threads? Torture.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)23:04 No.5196505
    >>5196462

    Thanks, broseph.

    See you tomorrow, OP.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)23:06 No.5196518
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    I'm surprised this hasn't been posted yet.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)23:14 No.5196588
    >>5196462
    and THIS thread?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)23:44 No.5196821
    >>5196588

    4 (this thread): http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5195691/



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