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    9 KB Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:28 No.5193370  
    >SENDING SIGNALS
    >RECEIVING SIGNALS FROM BRAIN. . .
    >SIGNALS RECEIVED
    >COMMENCE LICKING
    >LICKING COMMENCED

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:28 No.5193378
    connect to uplink from Ion Cannon
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/18/09(Sat)16:30 No.5193386
    Im going to assume we are a cat from the previous thread?

    Try to deposit contaminated lick on the humans in the room. Aim for their mouths.

    or simply,

    LICK HUMAN.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:31 No.5193389
    >>5193370
    increase INFECTION DENSITY in cat.

    encourage cat to FIND FOOD to provide FUEL for the hyperconductive BRAIN SHEATHE/NEW CELLS, whichever we're gonna make.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:32 No.5193399
    Begin converting other cells in host cat via BRAIN CONTROL and HORMONES and ENERGY TO MATTER processes.

    Want to become anthropomorphic she cat person.

    STDs are the best way to infect humans after all.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:35 No.5193408
    You lick the human.

    The human pets you.

    You encourage cat to find food.

    >Cat goes to food bowl.

    There is no food in the bowl.

    >>5193399

    You do not have enough knowledge to proceed.

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:36 No.5193414
    >>5193408

    meow! louder! more annoying!
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:37 No.5193418
    >>5193408
    encourage cat to YOWL until FOOD is in BOWL
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/18/09(Sat)16:37 No.5193419
    SHIT JUST HAD A FANTASTIC IDEA.

    Now bear with me.

    Right, we run on the electricity generated in the brain. We leech it off the neurones.

    So, while in control of the cat, get it to climb out of the window/catflap, get onto the roof of the nearest church, climb on top of the lightning conductor.

    Get struck by lighting. Thats 800000 volts.

    Use massive energy burst to MASS DIVIDE a whole bunch of times. Burst out of the cat. Become gigantic organic BLOB.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:38 No.5193422
    >>5193408
    meow repeatedly at the bowl.
    >> TheLionHearted !HAGYQOveO. 07/18/09(Sat)16:38 No.5193423
    >>5193408
    Read Books on subject matter.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:39 No.5193425
    You tell the cat to meow.

    >Cat meows

    Nothing happens.

    Cat is being ignored.

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:39 No.5193430
    >>5193408
    How does a cat gain knowledge? Can we use our already confirmed cellular control for better smarting of our brainey parts?

    If so rinse repeat the appropriate actions until we're smart enough to MUTATE our cat form into something useful. Like a cat with PHOTOSYNTHYSIS and a back mounted bio-laser cannon and thumbs.
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/18/09(Sat)16:40 No.5193431
    >>5193425

    Im going to assume that im not allowed to be struck by lightning.

    In that case, go into the other room. Scratch humans legs. Meow repeatedly.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:41 No.5193435
    >>5193419
    >>5193419
    >>5193419
    >>5193419
    >>5193419
    >>5193419
    >>5193419
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:41 No.5193437
    >>5193425
    meow more, identify food receptacle if possible.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:42 No.5193439
    >>5193431

    I didn't see your post.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:42 No.5193443
    EXAMINE human. (whats its threat to us as a combatant?)

    Also EXAMINE SELF. Are we a housecat or are we a puma?

    If a housecat LEARN how to MUTATE into a puma.
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/18/09(Sat)16:43 No.5193447
    >>5193439

    Does that mean that we CAN be struck by lightning and become a massive sentient cat-blob?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:44 No.5193448
    >Cat meows loudly

    When there is no response, you tell it to bother human until food is given.

    Task succeeds.

    You eat food.

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:44 No.5193449
    >>5193447

    You can do whatever you want if you find a way to make it possible.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:45 No.5193456
    >>5193448
    examine weather
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/18/09(Sat)16:46 No.5193457
    >>5193448

    We should now have sufficient energy to get to the top of a church roof. Its certainly not impossible, ive seen cats get all over the bloody place. Therefore, see:

    >>5193419
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:46 No.5193460
    >>5193447
    Personally I would be wary of fiery lightning. We are however in a house with nonlethal household current. We should use that.

    EXAMINE HOUSE. Looking for nonlethal electrical source. Also does the house have insectoid vermin that we could infect?

    If so INFECT COCKROACHES.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:47 No.5193462
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    >EXAMINE human
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/18/09(Sat)16:48 No.5193467
    >>5193460

    Sir. I beleive you are onto something here.

    We need to INFECT Cockroaches.
    CATCH MICE. INFECT MICE.
    Get MICE to chew through WIRES.
    MICE get ELECTROCUTED.
    SENTIENT MOUSEBLOB in ATTIC.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:49 No.5193468
    >>5193447

    I would advise against it. The pesky 500 megajoule of energy in an average lightning would convert to rougly 0.000006 gram of mass. Damn that Einstein.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:49 No.5193475
    Did OP see the post in the last thread about developing CHEMICAL HORMONE TELEPATHY? If not go check it out and we definitely do that.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:49 No.5193476
    >EXAMINE weather

    It is a partly cloudy day.

    >EXAMINE house

    It is a tidy place.

    You see ants on the floor.

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:51 No.5193483
    >>5193468
    Yeah agreed, I responded with household current. A constant stream of energy is preferable to a massive jolt of ouchiness.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:51 No.5193484
    >>5193476
    SPIT on ANTS.

    if cats can't spit, LICK maybe?
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/18/09(Sat)16:51 No.5193487
    >>5193476

    INFECT the ANTS. Vomit on them or something.

    Also, could you make yourself a name/tripcode so we know its you?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:53 No.5193491
    how do we infect ants?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:53 No.5193493
    You lick a few ants.

    Though frightened, they live through the attack.

    >YOU have SPREAD

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:54 No.5193496
    If we have
    >>5193475
    then INFECT ANTS.
    Then SUPERINTELLIGENCE-IZE ANTS.

    Then use ants to SCOUT for more HOST ORGANISMS.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:54 No.5193497
    >>5193491
    well, the REAL answer is to eat some food and then leave some spittle-ridden food out for the ants.

    but we aren't smart enough for that.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:54 No.5193501
    >>5193493
    examine HIVEMIND
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:55 No.5193505
    >>5193493
    ANTS, climb up HUMAN and enter MOUTH.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:55 No.5193508
    >>5193496
    encourage ANTS to change behavior to NURSING ANTS.

    encourage maximum DISEASE DENSITY. encourage BRAIN SHEATHE PRODUCTION.
    >> TheLionHearted !HAGYQOveO. 07/18/09(Sat)16:55 No.5193509
    >>5193496
    >>5193493
    Wait a second, how did we automatically become capable of cross species transfer? OH GODS! Are we the Andromeda Strain?
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)16:57 No.5193518
    >>5193509

    Something about making tongue and germs and cells.

    I don't know. I figure cells are pretty much cells for everyone.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)16:58 No.5193522
    Send an INFECTIOUS ANT into the HUMAN.

    INFECT HUMAN. Then EXAMINE HUMAN MIND. Looking for knowledge pertinent to expansion, infection, and complex organism mutation.

    If HUMAN doesn't have said knowledge, have her RESEARCH it via the interwebs.
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/18/09(Sat)16:58 No.5193524
    >>5193509

    This guy has a point. Do ants even have a brain as we know it?

    Anyway, assuming the ant infection works, get infected ants to go back to ant hive(?) and infect whole colony.
    >> TheLionHearted !HAGYQOveO. 07/18/09(Sat)16:58 No.5193525
    >>5193518
    Nope.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)16:59 No.5193535
    >ENCOURAGE ants to become nursing ants

    The ants refuse.

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:00 No.5193541
    >>5193509
    Based on the last thread i figure were pretty much a super cell to begin with. With the self knowledge and every environment is an alien one mindset.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)17:01 No.5193545
    >>5193525

    It's pseudo-science with me. If it makes sense, even a little, in theory, I'll pretty much just allow you to do it.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:01 No.5193550
    EXAMINE ants refusal. why did they refuse?
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/18/09(Sat)17:02 No.5193553
    >>5193535

    Send ants back to colony. Infect colony.

    Also, EXAMINE ANTS. What kind of ants are they? Red ants (bitey ones), Black ants (no-bitey) or Fire ants (Big bitey)
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:02 No.5193554
    Go into the kitchen and examine the surroundings for human food.

    Attempt to infect the food by licking it.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:03 No.5193563
    >>5193483

    To grow by one kilogram, we're gonna need roughly 9x10^16 joules; that translates into 25x10^9 kilowatt hours.
    An average American home claims 888 kWh per month.
    The electricity output of the entire world is currently estimated to be around 20x10^12 kWH per year.

    tl,dr: Let's grow by more conventional means.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)17:03 No.5193565
    >EXAMINE refusal

    >It's against nature

    >EXAMINE ants

    >Black ants

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:04 No.5193566
    LEARN: MUTATE AIRBORNE DISEASE.
    >> TheLionHearted !HAGYQOveO. 07/18/09(Sat)17:04 No.5193569
    >>5193541
    So we ARE the Andromeda Strain? Ok. Learn antibody and environmental resistances. (I.E. Resistances to Radioactivity, High and Low temperatures, Inhospitable Chemistries) and then after that Learn Inorganic Particle Consumption.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:05 No.5193573
    Bite human.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:05 No.5193574
    Whoa.

    Bury head in human bosom.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:05 No.5193575
    >>5193565
    encourage ants to SHARE FOOD with other ants with their COMMUNAL STOMACHS. obey you prissy ants!
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:05 No.5193576
    >>5193569

    Seconded.
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/18/09(Sat)17:06 No.5193580
    >>5193563

    Sir, the man uses Pseudo-Science. Lightning + Cat = Sentient Cat-Blob Monster.

    You know it is true.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:06 No.5193581
    I so want to be a spacefaring super disease right now.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:06 No.5193583
    >>5193574
    AND PURR! Don't forget the purrin'
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)17:06 No.5193586
    >Ants are stepped on by human

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:08 No.5193595
    Bury head in human bosom.

    Purr.

    Await further developments.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:08 No.5193596
    >>5193586

    So yeah you've still got like 3 commands you're not addressing. Answer those and maybe I'll enter more.
    >> TheLionHearted !HAGYQOveO. 07/18/09(Sat)17:09 No.5193597
    >>5193586
    THIS, DO IT
    >>5193569
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:09 No.5193600
    ENCOURAGE ANT to gather food.

    ENCOURAGE ANT to contaminate food.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:09 No.5193601
    examine human

    try to lick human's face
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:09 No.5193602
    holy shit, how did you know I was playing sim-ant?

    are there any ants left?
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/18/09(Sat)17:10 No.5193610
    >>5193586

    Lick up the ant-goo. No point letting any surviving cells go to waste. Plus, cats do that sort of thing.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:10 No.5193616
    >>5193596
    see
    >>5193575
    >>5193569
    >>5193566
    >>5193554
    >>5193553
    And even if our infected ants are now dead that only disallows one or two of these. Also I didnt include the bosom command but it would still be nice to see that one addressed.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)17:13 No.5193625
    >Resistances: Heat
    >Anti-bodies: None have been developed

    >EXAMINE human

    She seems to be doing homework.

    >NUZZLE and PURR

    You press your head against the bosom of your "owner."

    You purr.

    Human pets.

    Human pushes you off her after a minute.

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:14 No.5193631
    >>5193625
    Wrap legs around owners foot.

    Nuzzle foot.

    Bite foot.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:16 No.5193643
    WAIT for human to feed us

    REPRODUCE
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)17:17 No.5193645
    >MUTATE: Air Disease

    You have not developed the germs needed.

    >>5193631

    You wrap around the human's foot.

    You bite foot.

    Human screams at you.

    You flee.

    >YOU have infected HUMAN OWNER

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:17 No.5193649
    EXAMINE INFECTED ANTS

    then if there are any left INFECT OTHER ANTS until hive is INFECTED. if none left then INFECT MORE ANTS

    then LEARN how many extra ants we can utilize in a given day without hurting our hive.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:17 No.5193650
    ( nor really sure what we should be doing but we're a cat after all )

    Lay across homework & purr
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:18 No.5193655
    Lick owners voo.
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/18/09(Sat)17:18 No.5193657
    >>5193625

    You had the opportunity then to make this absolutely hilarious by making the human a fat bloke with mantits.

    Anyway, i digress. Bite and infect human!
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:18 No.5193658
    EXAMINE pheromonal chemistry of owner;
    CREATE analogous pheromones that will have a long-term distracting effect.

    No use getting caught being uncatlike, no?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:19 No.5193666
    >>5193658
    This cat hath spoken!
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/18/09(Sat)17:19 No.5193668
    >>5193645

    Assuming we are controlling the human now..

    Finish HOMEWORK.

    What KNOWLEDGE did we gain?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:20 No.5193671
    Cool.
    >>5193645
    Now we do
    >>5193443
    and
    >>5193522
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:20 No.5193675
    >>5193645
    SQUAD BROKEN.

    REINFORCE SQUAD

    Upgrade weapons to PLASMA RIFLES
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)17:21 No.5193683
    Somewhere.

    Somehow.

    This became really complicated.

    Hold on, I'm eating.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:22 No.5193687
    EXAMINE BRAIN
    ACCESS RELATIONSHIPS
    CALL FRIEND
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/18/09(Sat)17:24 No.5193693
    >>5193683

    For when you get back.

    USE the INTERNET.
    RESEARCH: AIDS VIRUS.
    RESEARCH: PORNOGRAPHY.

    Develop AIDS technology.
    Become SLUT.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:25 No.5193698
    RESEARCH the following
    ANTIBODIES
    GERMS

    then MUTATE the following
    GERMS AIRBORNE INFECTIOUS
    ANTIBODIES TEMPERATURE RESISTANCE
    ANTIBODIES RADIATION IMMUNITY

    (the antibodies we already basically had since we are a thinking mass of self modifying replicating cells but oh well)
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:25 No.5193703
    >>5193693
    I think our host will deny us. I don't think we can make them do something they wouldn't do, but encourage something they may do.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)17:28 No.5193723
    >EXAMINE Cat

    It's a normal house cat.

    >EXAMINE HUMAN MIND

    You must travel to HUMAN's mind before it can be controlled and/or examined.

    You are currently in the foot.

    >Insert Command_____

    Unrelated note: I accidentally citrus and dairy.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:28 No.5193726
    >>5193693
    Why would we want to give them HIV? Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome is not really that great since it ends up weakening the host until a sniffle can kill it.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:29 No.5193728
    >>5193703
    Yeah no. We subsumed the cats entire brain. There is no cat. Thus it follows that there will soon be no ants or human owner unless we specifically say otherwise.

    In fact we probably should leave the humans mind intact so their social connections remain in place for us to use to spread. Just replace her heart or something instead.
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/18/09(Sat)17:30 No.5193735
    >>5193703

    Its a teenage girl.
    SLUT.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:31 No.5193742
    >>5193703

    The best long-term course would be, I think, to get extremely smart and extremely educated, land a gig with a medical research company, and develop a drug that a) will be taken by millions of people and b) MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT ACCIDENTALLY CONTAIN A CERTAIN ORGANIC COMPOUND.

    I believe that's possible - we found her studying, so she's certainly willing to study more with a little encouragement from our side.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:31 No.5193748
    >>5193728
    How about assuming control of a hormone gland, so we can influence behavior via regulating control of her?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:32 No.5193750
    >>5193723
    Idea. When we INFECT it should just mean that we follow our disease profile. That profile is detailed in the original thread.
    Meaning we always go in, stir up trouble, reach the brain, and subsume it in entirety or in part.
    Hows that OP?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:33 No.5193758
    >>5193748
    her mind that is. Influence Dopamine Glands, make her happy when she's near certain people or doing certain things.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:33 No.5193762
    >>5193742
    You are a GENIUS.
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/18/09(Sat)17:33 No.5193765
    >>5193726

    We arent going to give them HIV. We are going to develop the fantastic method that HIV uses to invade the hosts own immune system and multiply from there, invisibly.

    >>5193723
    Travel to human brain via bloodstream.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:33 No.5193767
    >>5193748
    Good call. Hormone glands are controlled by the brain. So done and done more than likely.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:34 No.5193769
    >>5193728
    just take over certain regions of the brain that we'd find useful for directing behavior
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:34 No.5193773
    >>5193723
    Attempt to travel to the Mind
    >> TheLionHearted !HAGYQOveO. 07/18/09(Sat)17:35 No.5193779
    >>5193728
    Find the part of her brain that manifests the Id, take it over and then control her subconscious mind.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:36 No.5193783
    >>5193758

    Good idea. Let's condition her so she's more likely to act in our interest.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:36 No.5193788
    Im curious which will spread faster our control of human society or our control of insect ecology.

    Speaking of
    INFECT more ANTS until HIVE is infected and under control.
    Then SCOUT with INFECTIOUS ANTS seeking natural ant predators to INFECT.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)17:38 No.5193806
    Before you do anything, you have to travel to her brain in the same way you traveled to the cat's brain.

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:38 No.5193811
    >>5193788
    Dude we are so going to get our pet human a pet anteater if we do this right.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:39 No.5193815
    No.
    >>5193806
    please see
    >>5193750
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:41 No.5193821
    Place butt on homework & await further developments.

    Also purr.
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/18/09(Sat)17:41 No.5193822
    As we currently have Heat resistance, once we have accessed the mind, get human to urinate in/contaminate the hot water tank in the house.

    Infect whole family.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:41 No.5193825
    whatever you guys do, make sure you infect madagascar before manifesting disease symptoms


    those bastards will close their ports on you before you can say "fever"
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:41 No.5193827
    >>5193806
    goto brain
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)17:41 No.5193829
    >>5193815

    Fine.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:42 No.5193841
    >>5193829
    Thank you.
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/18/09(Sat)17:43 No.5193844
    >>5193806

    INFECT all sorts of CELLular shit in the foot. Enter BLOODSTREAM. Travel to BRAIN.

    Take over NEURONES.

    Control BRAIN.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:45 No.5193860
    >>5193844
    Remember, we want her to act naturally. A disease controlling a person may not be the best option, so much as influencing behavior.
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/18/09(Sat)17:47 No.5193870
    >>5193829

    In that case, do we still have "Cold Breath" from the previous thread?

    Use COLD BREATH.
    Get a JOB as a REFRIDGERATOR.

    Seriously, what the fuck was that meant to be for?
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)17:48 No.5193879
    >RESEARCH Antibodies/Germs/AIDS/Pornography

    >MUTATED: GERMS AIRBORNE INFECTIOUS
    >MUTATED: ANTIBODIES TEMPERATURE RESISTANCE
    >MUTATED: ANTIBODIES RADIATION IMMUNITY

    >Insert Command_____

    Slow down a little, it's difficult to keep up.
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/18/09(Sat)17:49 No.5193882
    >>5193860

    Well, we managed to collectively act like a cat. Thats more than someone like /b/ could. So im pretty sure we could pull off acting like a teenage girl (coincidently, /b/ often does do this without noticing).
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:51 No.5193901
    >>5193879
    stimulate hunger hormones
    Eat Homework
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)17:54 No.5193919
    >>5193901

    You stimulate the OWNER's hunger hormones.

    >Eat homework

    OWNER eats homework.

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:54 No.5193921
    Is it odd that I find this thread to be the most entertaining quest thread we've had in a while?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:54 No.5193922
    >>5193882
    well acting like "a" teenage girl is one thing but we want to make sure when we take over this teenage girl, we don't arouse suspicion

    for starters, I say let's just make ourselves invisible to her immune system and then start looking over her memory and behavior
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:56 No.5193936
    >>5193919
    ACCESS MEMORY: Freinds
    ACCESS MEMORY: Family
    ACCESS MEMORY: Mate(s?)
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:56 No.5193940
    >>5193919
    Examine Memories
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:56 No.5193943
    EXAMINE MULTI-OGANISM SELF
    then
    DETERMINE SELF CAPABILITIES
    looking for what we are capable of. or what we're no longer capable of.

    It is so far established that we can a)INFECT an organism via fluid transfer and SPREAD using our adventure as a cell as a DISEASE PROFILE.

    From our adventures a s a cell we know we can b) modify our makeup and change or MUTATE our DISEASE PROFILE accordingly.

    Which includes but isnt limited to c) the ABSORBtion, mimicry, and REPLACEment of native cells. and d) a system of ABSORBtion and CONVERSION of ENERGY into MATTER namely ELECTRICITY into NUTRIENTS.

    Also we have e) HORMONAL CONTROLS and HORMONAL COMMUNICATION. Not to mention f) we're in the f-ing brain here. Brains control everything about an organism. Period.

    Did I forget anything?
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)17:57 No.5193949
    >>5193922

    >RECALL: Memory & Behavior

    You recall bad memories.

    You recall the behavior of a silent, stoic, and shy girl.

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)17:59 No.5193955
    >>5193949
    COMMAND HUMAN
    Have her sit down to computer, go to 4chan /tg/, then start a writefag quest about a cell surrounded by cells.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)18:00 No.5193957
    ACCESS MEMORY (friends): Only a single best friend
    ACCESS MEMORY (family): Single Mother
    ACCESS MEMORY (mate[s]): None
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:00 No.5193958
    >>5193949
    Look for food in house
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:00 No.5193966
    >>5193949
    Make HUMAN HUNGER for OTHER HUMANS.

    BECOME ZOMBIE VIRUS.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:01 No.5193969
    ACCESS HUMAN COMMAND LIST

    Might as well know what we're capable of.
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/18/09(Sat)18:02 No.5193971
    >>5193919

    Didn't we learn anything from eating that homework? Goddamn.

    As we have researched the good ol' AIDS/HIV technology, we need to develop resistance to immune systems.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:02 No.5193976
    >>5193919
    * HEY *

    I was gonna sit on that!
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)18:03 No.5193982
    >>5193943

    Seems about right.

    >COMMAND human
    >www.4chan.org

    It seems the site was closed down due to being a site based on child pornography.

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:03 No.5193988
    >>5193949
    the medical researcher option looks like a good call here

    but at the same time we can use our abilities to control hormones to slowly promote personality development into something more sociable since that would benefit us more
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:04 No.5193992
    >>5193879
    Sweet we're airborne.

    RESEARCH ENERGY TO MATTER CONVERSION: COMPLEX MAKEUP
    Use the above to have ANTS tap into the house electricity and start generating FOOD for our little family.
    Basically have one or two ants convert their entire cellular makeup into a plant like creature that can feed one human and a cat indefinitely as ling as its 'plugged in'. We have cellular control we could do this.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:05 No.5193998
    >>5193966
    lame, we want to be a sophisticated super cancer not a meager zombie virus!
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:05 No.5194001
    >>5193982
    so we're in the future?
    Call our hoverboard!
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)18:06 No.5194002
    >ACCESS: HUMAN COMMAND LIST

    >Study
    >Sleep
    >Eat
    >Gymnast Capabilities

    >DEVELOP: Immune System antibodies for HIV/AIDS
    >Development Status: 5%

    >COMMAND OWNER: Hunger for other humans

    OWNER's stomach rumbles.

    >Insert Command_____
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)18:07 No.5194008
    >>5194001

    In the future, or tomorrow. Who knows?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:07 No.5194011
    >>5193988
    Nah, I say petstore. Commanding HUMANS could prove tricky to the point of disasterous. Animal behaviours however are largely misunderstood anyway. That and an airborne virus carried by BIRDS would be so fast and awesome.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:07 No.5194017
    * sigh *

    Fine. Go find us some bois to infect I guess.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:08 No.5194021
    >>5194002
    aqquire human flavoured ice-cream
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)18:10 No.5194028
    >RESEARCH: ENERGY TO MATTER CONVERSION: COMPLEX MAKEUP
    >Research Status: 5%
    >HIV/AIDS Antibody: 10%

    >OWNER is busy; cannot be used

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:10 No.5194029
    RESEARCH the following
    INFECT PLANTLIFE
    RAPID MUTATION
    COMPLEX MUTATION (thinking the ability to change exhisting bodyparts into different parts without losing or gaining mass)
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:10 No.5194033
    >>5194002
    I have an idea. Train in becoming WATERBORNE.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:11 No.5194036
    >>5194002
    Terminate Hunger for Flesh

    Access Information: Date and Time

    Since we're human now, we have to maintain a schedule. When we know what time and day it is, we know how to procede.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:12 No.5194041
    >>5194011
    a good idea, but if the rest of mankind notices that we still want to have a place on the inside so we can interfere there
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:14 No.5194048
    USE CAT

    CREATE INFECTIOUS CELLS: AIRBORNE
    Command CAT to go to top of roof of house
    Command CAT to COUGH into the wind.

    WAIT and see what we INFECT next.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:15 No.5194060
    use ANTS to cling to the AIR CONDITIONING SYSTEM. have them VENT CONTAMINATED WASTE, wait for the warm, used air to get vented outside. much better than the cat plan.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:16 No.5194072
    >>5194028
    Busy?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:17 No.5194080
    >>5194072
    we ordered her to eat human flesh.

    this won't turn out well you know
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/18/09(Sat)18:17 No.5194082
    >>5194029

    Dude, we need Complex Mutation to make Knife/Claw arms then go on a zombie daemonette rampage.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)18:18 No.5194089
    >CAT

    >CREATE: INFECTIOUS CELLS (AIRBORNE)
    >COMMAND: CAT - ROOF
    >COMMAND: CAT - COUGH
    >WAIT

    >RESEARCH Status: 15%
    >AIDS/HIV Status: 25%
    >INFECTED: Pigeon

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:19 No.5194097
    >>5194080
    she's self cannibalizing?

    Aw that's just great. Great going anon.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)18:19 No.5194099
    >>5194072

    She is researching a complicated subject. She can't be used until she's done.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:19 No.5194102
    Infect ovaries and explore the theoretical capabilities of a future SELF-construct
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:22 No.5194114
    Once we have control of it
    COMMAND PIGEON to EXAMINE LANDSCAPE.

    Might as well know where we live after all. Rural or Suburban? Densly populated or post apocalyptic?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:22 No.5194115
    >>5194089
    GOTO Pigeon Brain
    Take Control

    FIND Anthill
    TERMINATE: Heart Activity.
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/18/09(Sat)18:22 No.5194119
    USE: PIGEON.

    FLY into air.
    Determine lLOCATION (Country/City)
    FLY to TREE.
    INFECT PIGEONS.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:23 No.5194123
    >>5194115
    nonono

    find a WASP'S NEST

    terminate heart activity

    wasps eat meat, but can FLY too.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:23 No.5194125
    >>5194089
    PIGEON? Oh fuck yes.

    PIGEON fly as HIGH as you can.
    EXAMINE surroundings.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:23 No.5194126
    >>5194099

    Release endorphines every time she understands/memorizes something new. We'll get her into Harvard yet!
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)18:24 No.5194132
    >COMMAND: PIDGEON - EXAMINE Surroundings
    >Suburban : Isolated
    >Under-populated

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:26 No.5194142
    >>5194132
    Find most IMPORTANT/BIGGEST/EXPENSIVE BUILDING.
    FLY to it.
    EXAMINE it.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:26 No.5194143
    >>5194132
    IDENTIFY LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER.
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/18/09(Sat)18:27 No.5194145
    >>5194132

    FLY to WASP NEST
    CRASH into WASP NEST
    Terminate HEART.

    Infect Wasps?
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)18:27 No.5194150
    >COMMAND: PIDGEON
    >DETERMINE LOCATION: Cannot Determine
    >FLY: to TREE
    >INFECT PIDGEONS via ________
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:27 No.5194154
    Using the ANTS we already have...

    INFECT local (a few backyards worth) INSECTOID ECOSYSTEM via NATURAL PREDATION.

    Then EXAMINE INFECTED ECOSYSTEM.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:28 No.5194157
    We need to get into a bird that can travel long distances so we can get to heavily populated area
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:29 No.5194160
    >>5194150
    Its a PIGEON so pooping of course.

    COMMAND PIGEON INFECT NEIBORING ORGANISMS via DEFACATION.
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/18/09(Sat)18:29 No.5194161
    >>5194150

    We are airborne now, just fart on them.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:29 No.5194164
    >>5194150
    PECK them. PECK them all.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:30 No.5194172
    INFECT Alex Mercer.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:30 No.5194179
    >>5194154
    Fast though we are that might take a while. A few hours? Will prbably process like the OWNER researching.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:30 No.5194182
    >>5194157
    Or, considering it's a rural area - infect a lot of animals then have them infect the local water supply, bringing the entire town under heel.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)18:33 No.5194204
    >INFECT via DEFECATION
    >INFECTED: 2 PIGEONS

    >Current Infected: 5

    >FIND: WASP'S Nest
    >Research Status: 40%
    >AIDs/HIV Antibody: 50%
    >Search Status: 50%

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:34 No.5194210
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    This won't end well...
    >> Arcbound 07/18/09(Sat)18:34 No.5194214
    >>5194172
    I admit, I lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:34 No.5194215
    >>5194029
    >>5194033
    >>5194154
    How are these going OP?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:38 No.5194248
    You guys realize we're basically back to being a cell in an enemy organism right. Its just been reskinned to read Disease inside an enemy Settlement.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)18:41 No.5194282
    >MUTATE: WATERBORNE INFECTION (success)

    >>5194215

    >INFECT INSECTOID ECOSYSTEM via NATURAL PREDATION.
    >INFECTION Status (backyard): 0%

    >WASP Nest FOUND
    >COMMAND: Stop HEART
    >WASP's EAT
    >INFECTED: WASPS

    >RESEARCH status: 60%
    >HIV/AIDs Antibody: 80%

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/18/09(Sat)18:42 No.5194288
    >>5194248
    Shush, you.

    Anyway. How are the researches going?

    Use 2x Pigeon to find MORE PIGEONS!
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:42 No.5194290
    >>5194248
    listen, we realize that.

    and we love it.

    cell quest is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:42 No.5194295
    >>5194248
    I thought we were a loli worshiping kitty kat.

    Now we're vomiting up birds & ants & shit & rolling around in it.

    I'm not really sure where this is going & I think we need to sit down & think this all thru a bit.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:43 No.5194301
    >>5194282
    oh god, wasps. with these little buggers, we can infect everything in a mile radius. GET STINGING! ANGRY INFECTION CLOUD!
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/18/09(Sat)18:43 No.5194302
    >>5194282

    USE: Remaining PIGEONS.
    FLY to other TREES.
    INFECT more PIGEONS/BIRDS.

    USE: Wasps.
    FLY to HOUSES.
    STING PEOPLE.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:44 No.5194314
    >>5194282
    WASPS sting neighborhood like crazy!

    INFECT, INFECT, INFECT.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:45 No.5194323
    COMMAND PIGEONS: INFECT 3 HUMANS via DEFECATION
    and once we have control of the humans
    EXAMINE new HUMANS looking for physical prowess.
    Then COMMAND the most physically fit to LEARN KUNG FU.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:45 No.5194324
    Careful with the stinging. If there's too much people might get wary eventually. We don't want to get reserached now do we?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:45 No.5194327
    guys, why are we all so into being an infectious virus?

    I find it more fun than it has any right to be.
    >> Arcbound 07/18/09(Sat)18:46 No.5194332
    >>5194295
    Got enough ampersands?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:47 No.5194339
    >>5194301
    >>5194302
    >>5194314
    >STING STING STING THOSE FUCKERS STINGSTINGSTING

    I think we might actually be getting feedback from the waspmind. is there a way to tune that out I wonder?
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)18:49 No.5194359
    >>5194248

    No idea what you mean, but I'm guessing what I'm doing has a striking resemblance to something else. Or maybe not. Who knows?

    Though, I really don't care, but I acknowledge your post.

    >USE: Remaining PIGEONS.
    >FLY: other TREES.
    >INFECT: PIGEONS/BIRDS.

    >TREE Infection Status: 30%

    >USE: WASPS
    >FLY: to HOUSES.
    >COMMAND: STING

    >WASP Infection Status: 30%

    >RESEARCH Status: 80%
    >HIV/AIDS Antibody: 90%
    >INFECTION: Backyard: 20%

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:50 No.5194361
    >>5194332
    Am infected by the PERL virus.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:50 No.5194362
    >>5194339
    NO. VIRUS NOT CONTROL WASPS. WASPS CONTROL VIRUS.

    STING STING STING STING STING STING STING STING STING STING STING STING STING STING STING STING STING STING STING STING STING STING.

    STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:51 No.5194374
    >>5194359
    HOW MANY HAVE WE INFECTED FROM STINGING?

    LOCATE MORE BEES AND WASP HIVES. STING THEM TOO.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:51 No.5194376
    >>5194359

    Uh... guys... you do realize that everything we've infected as a hunger for human flesh, right?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:52 No.5194385
    COMMAND WASPS and PIGEONS: perpetually alternate between CREATE AIRBORNE INFECTIOUS CELLS and FLY AROUND SETTLEMENT.

    Which amounts to COMMAND WASPS and PIGEONS to INFECT SETTLEMENT.

    Oh yeah and we dont care if the wasps and birds survive this maneuver so
    COMMAND WASPS and PIGEONS IGNORE HUNGER/THIRST/EXHAUSTION.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:54 No.5194397
    >>5194376
    And?

    Anon gave up all strategy long ago.

    At the rate this bastard spreads it may not matter.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:55 No.5194404
    >>5194385
    no, fuck that. keep the wasps, I like wasps.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:56 No.5194415
    >>5194397
    we still use strategy!

    it's just that we're almost EXACTLY following a geometric disease spread.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:56 No.5194416
    >>5194385
    Try to monitor danger levels though and attempt to die in water supplies so that organisms interacting with this water gets infected in turn.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)18:56 No.5194420
    >COMMAND WASPS/PIGEONS: INFECT Settlement
    >COMMAND: IGNORE HUNGER/EXHAUSTION/THIRST

    >WASP Infection Status: 60%

    >RESEARCH Status: 100%
    >HIV/AIDS Antibody: 100%
    >INFECTION: Backyard: 40%

    >OWNER can be used again
    >RESISTANCE: HIV/AIDS

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:56 No.5194422
    >>5194404
    too late
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:58 No.5194431
    >>5194415
    Humor me.

    Can someone take a bite out of a tree or something? Are we omni infectious?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:58 No.5194432
    how are we coming with SUPERCONDUCTIVE BRAIN SHEATHES anyway? can we get her to research those?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:58 No.5194435
    RESEARCH SUPERINTELLIGENCE
    then
    COMMAND OWNER: LEARN KUNG FU
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:58 No.5194437
    >>5194385
    This is going somewhere.

    However, I'd make an adjustment.

    CREATE AIRBORNE INFECTIOUS CELLS
    ADJUST BEHAVIOR: Aggressive (will not flee from life forms, but engage in combat)
    RESUME NATURAL BEHAVIOR
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:59 No.5194439
    I propose a new strategy, then.

    Breed throughout the ants, wasps and pigeons, using their bodies for nutrition. At that level of infection - even if we'll slowly be killing them - everything they're near will probably infect other creatures.

    Every non-human creature must be eaten from the inside out by our virus. Since we are now airborne, they are not particularily needed.

    Also, as far as humanity knows, we don't affect them.

    If we continue with this line of infection and don't control the actions of our human victims, there will be little to no quarantine.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:59 No.5194443
    Exactly how rural is this place? If there's cattle around, we could infect milk exports. Of course, we'd have to survive past pasteurisation...
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:59 No.5194445
    >>5194420
    WASPS infect BEES. Especially if there is anyone FARMING BEES. ESPECIALLY ESPECIALLY if it's a big commercial BEE FARM.

    I have an evil plan. We may also get bears out of this too. See any bears? Sting 'em.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)19:00 No.5194451
    >>5194439
    you fucker, stop KILLING your powerbase!

    keep the insects alive, just have them merge biomass into superhives.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)19:01 No.5194463
    Infect trees
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)19:01 No.5194464
    >>5194439
    We should keep humans totally unaware of our virus.

    Keep all behavior natural.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)19:01 No.5194467
    >>5194435
    Better idea
    RESEARCH SUPERINTELLIGENCE
    COMMAND CHANGE DISEASE PROFILE by the following:
    MUTATE SUPERINTELLIGENCE (so everything we infect is human+ smartness)
    LEARN KUNG-FU (so that everything we infect has badass combat prowess)
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)19:01 No.5194468
    >>5194451
    Seconding this. Prolonged usage of maintained organisms to keep producing SELF would be a more sustainable strategy.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)19:02 No.5194470
    >COMMAND OWNER: RESEARCH
    >RESEARCH: SUPERCONDUCTIVE BRAIN SHEATHES
    >>INFECT PLANTLIFE
    >>RAPID MUTATION
    >>COMPLEX MUTATION

    RESEARCH STATUS: 10%
    INFECTION STATUS (backyard): 80%
    INFECTION STATUS (trees): 75%
    INFECTION STATUS (wasps): 70%
    INFECTION STATUS (settlement): 10%

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)19:02 No.5194472
    time for an EXPERIMENT. CEASE HEART FUNCTION on one of the pidgeons, then attempt to REANIMATE said pidgeon.
    >> Arcbound 07/18/09(Sat)19:02 No.5194474
    >>5194443
    I thought we had IMMUNITY: HEAT ?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)19:02 No.5194478
    >>5194445
    hey! beekeeper here! it's fucking ON!

    one of the standard beekeeping quarantine measures is to burn the infected hive, and any that were near it.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)19:04 No.5194486
    >>5194472
    alternatively, DESTROY an EYE and attempt to REPLACE said eye.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)19:04 No.5194487
    >>5194470
    INFECT BEES and BEE FARMS.

    What big wildlife can our WASPS also report? What COUNTRY are we in? Actually that last one's a question for our HUMAN victims.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)19:04 No.5194491
    >>5194472
    Excellent idea! If we can store enough bioelectric energy to make the basic bodily functions worke even beyond death, there's an insane potential just opened.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)19:04 No.5194496
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    my god
    you guys
    you guys what the hell
    are you even doing
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)19:05 No.5194505
    >>5194470
    >INFECTION STATUS (trees): 75%

    Oh holy frak ..
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)19:05 No.5194511
    >>5194478
    GOOD! You can help! How do you tell if a bee is ill? Do you put your honey through rigorous testing?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)19:06 No.5194520
    >>5194478
    You'd have to find out about it first.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)19:06 No.5194525
    We're creating a worldwide hivemind whose virus leader is a cat?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)19:06 No.5194527
    >>5194496
    Strategy. Really.

    Ok - how we doin' with them fish?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)19:06 No.5194528
    >>5194467
    This. We do this. No more dumb host creatures for us. And since we're replacing all or part of their brains their increased intelligence only serves our interests.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)19:07 No.5194531
    >>5194474
    Oh yeah, you're right! SEARCH for COWS. Follow the smell of methane. Cows poo a lot.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)19:09 No.5194557
    >>5194511
    a bee we can tell is ill by a variety of things- the laying patterns of eggs become disturbed when the queen is feeling even a little off. Also, the bees tend to get disentary at the drop of a hat, so droppings skyrocket when sick. Additionally, any behavior outside the bee-norm is seen as needing a full inspection.

    Also, honey is more valuable the more straight-from-the-comb it comes, as beekeepers think the more processing, the worse it gets. The pasturization never gets past a certain heat level, as it breaks up vital honey enzymes.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/18/09(Sat)19:09 No.5194563
    new thread >>5194552
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)19:13 No.5194602
    COMMAND CELLS: RESEARCH the following:

    -CONTROLLED REPLICATION (meaning we can divide into new cell types at will; for eye replacing)

    -REANIMATING GROWTH (so we can fix a dead part or whole via cell growth/replication)

    -AIRBORNE INFECTIOUS REANIMATING VIRUS

    Also MODIFY DISEASE PROFILE to leave all REANIMATED BODIES DORMANT until the appropriate hormonal signal is given.

    In addition MODIFY DISEASE PROFILE to HEAL VIA REPLACEMENT all INJURY to a HOST during rest cycles.



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