Well, at least you're a polite troll. What did you want to incense us over, say?

Not now please, Come back in an hour or so.

I think I would like to be trolled tonight with a main course of 4th Ed vs 3rd Ed, grilled to medium well,
with a side order of D&D alignments are wrong, with some sage rub.

And for the second course, I will have a religion debate, well done.

And something from the 40k codex are shit wine cellar, ten years to date, to drink. Thank you waiter.

>>5189800
I'd prefer to hear more about your specials tonight.

>>5189902

Come to my Japanese-Italian fusion troll restaurant, where we have world-famous Katana Copypasta!

In my campaign, trolls are members of the white race.

>>5189909
>>5189876
I like where this thread is going...

>>5189923
Good contribution, Diane.

If it please you sirs, the soup of the day is a well simmered Linking Atheism to Fascism with a special recipe from poland, and the main course is a stuffed Musclegnolls Image dump with the in-house Indie Games are Indie Because They Are Inherently Flawed dressing.

Gentlemen, please! Why do you suffer this cur's inept flings at anger-milking when you can be driven to volcanic heights at my PROPER troll cuisine restaurant, staffed with the most infuriating half-baatezu troll waiters in the realms?

WE NEVER WASH THE FORKS.

Might I have some scaly fetish dragon shitpost with that?

>>5189996

Oh sir, you're in for a treat tonight. We'll have sent to your table with our new waiter from kara-tur, who will take at least twenty minutes to thoroughly assure you that his people are superior and that even the dragons bow to his ancestors.

I beg your pardon, gentlemen.

I have to request that you be fat over in the 'Fat Humanoids' seating section. A goblin with medium-well cow flanks on a stick will be your guide. Thank you for not distressing our otherwise attractive clientele.

>>5190028
You will, of course, be paying for two seats.

I'll have a pinch of touhou with that, please.

(shouting from outside) Why're yer nobs doing over in that fancy restaurant, eh?

TOO GOOD FER STREET TROLLIN'?

WHY, I'VE BEEN SERVIN' GOOD, OPEN-AIR FAMILY-STYLE TROLLIN' FROM THIS HERE CART FOR FIFTY YEARS!

AIN'T NOBODY IN THAT FANCY HOLE GONNA BEAT ME SPECIAL 'WOMEN ARE BIOLOGICALLY INFERIOR, NO EXCEPTIONS' RECIPE, PASSED DOWN FROM ME GRANDA WHEN EE DIED SERVIN THE SIMBUL HERSSELF!

>>5190059

If I may be so bold sir, the 'Cirno Statted as a Darklord in Ravenloft' appetiser is especially good this evening.

>>5190062
-4 str does sound pretty good right about now.

I'm terrible sorry everyone, but will the sir who ordered the 'Pregnant Necrons unbirthing Khaine' triple-course please report to the counter.

We seem to be having some issue with your credit.

You know, my good man, I'm feeling adventurous tonight. Bold. -Saucy-, even.

I'm going to do it.

I'll have the "eat it and it's free" Jim Profit To Autosage.

Holy fuck this board is gay.

Reminds me of the WoW RP servers.

>>5190083

I...

Sir is aware that he might die in the attempt?

>>5190091
I'm sorry, we're still ordering. It's a little early for the desert cart.

>>5190091

Waiter! What IS that appalling smell?

I simply must try some.

>>5190095
Ahhhh, excellent. This must mean you have the Self-Serving Objectivism garnish again, it was out of season last time.

>>5190101
>desert cart

Bravo! Excellent grammatical trolling, good sir!

>>5190113

If I may confide in you sir, the 'Hypocritical Eugenics Agenda' always had dearer ingredients put into it.
Most customers tend to order Objectivism on a 'dare' as opposed to a sense of refinement, so to speak.

>>5190059

Indeed it is a fine choice for second course. It does have a rather overpowering flavor, though, to the point it has been compared with a hijack of one's mouth. Could I recommend some AntiAnimu with it to soften the taste a bit?

>>5190119
It's my own recipe, I thought I'd try it on such a crowd of refined palates. I call it the "Typed That Too Fucking Fast".

>>5190138
Perhaps I'll change that order, then; I honestly forgot how much I love the way the Agenda is prepared. I order this so often, you see.
Could I get you to put the Facebook Stalking on a side plate? I find the Eugenics mixes strangely with the Fake Girlfriend.

>>5190154
I only wanted a pinch of it, to add some flavor to the otherwise bland futa dump.

How are your time loops? Apparently they're a popular seasonal recipe.

>>5190194

The chef is not experienced in them, but he is confident he could pull it off, if you wish to order one.

>>5190194

The chef is not experienced in them, but he is certain he could pull it off, if you wish to order one.

>>5190223
>>5190200

Didn't I already... um, nevermind. How are your time loops? Apparently they're a popular seasonal recipe.

begone troll

>>5190239
That's JUST what was missing! Thanks for adding a pinch of sagefaggotry!

I have but ONE question....why do we call them trolls?

>>5190194
>>5190230

Here's your order, sah!

Could I have a four course dish of tripfaggotry, please? RMD, Jim Profit and both Edwards, please.

Sup, I heard there was some trolling going on.

Mind if I join in?

>>5190697
You can join in anywhere you like.

>>5190440

Back in my day we used to call them forum monkeys!

>>5190722
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>>5190680
If I may be so bold, the establishment is having a sale on bottles of LogicNinja if sir requires something to wash his meal down.

Am I doing it correctly?

>>5190747
Holy shit. You still have bottles of Stale Troll Bot in the wine cellar? Waiter I'll have two.

>>5190755
This isn't a thread for elfing.

How's the weeaboo shitscribble? Forgive me, but I've got a date tonight, and I'd like something light to settle my stomach.

I'll have another serving of Radical Edward, please.

>>5190792
If sir want something light there are a couple of Tripfag teppanyaki going on at this moment.

OH GODS A TROLL!!!!!

Oh.....oh god.....

I don't think I can finish all my Jim Profit. Somebody want to give me a hand?

Or a handi-wipe?

>>5190860
Sir was warned. I'll get the staff to clean it up presently sir.

>>5190747
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE???

I; havn't had any "LOL I'm a kender" for a while, it might be considered bland but it actually does have a delicate flavour

>>5190860
quick take it to the Saucier

A side dish of copypasta would hit the spot right now.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS THREAD. It does quite make my blood boil red and anger me.

Alan Merrick's Troll Cuisine weblog:
Quickfire Chapter - Rolleyes Chain Restaurant

This is unprecedented on my part. Due to reader recommendation and request, I am about to review a representive of the populist 'fast-troll' establishment Rolleyes. Details to follow.

"HEYA! Welcome to Rolleyes, what'll it be?"
(passable smirk. Rolling of eyes upon my approach and observation of combover well done, as expected.)

Number three, please.

"That's a trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls comin' right up! Like some circular reasonin' seasonin' with that?"

Very well.

"Two gold pieces, sir!"

I pay. I do not expect much. My thoughts drift to Grav Tellark's heady blend of animal rights rhetoric and militant feminism...if I only were expecting such a feast.

If only- ah. Ah.

Interesting.

The mascot is a fat elf with feline ears. His expression, I...it's, here, a sketch.

XD

My mood stirs. Could this be acceptance?

I begin the meal.

Characteristics:
Borderline enraging, superficial subject matter, easily absorbed tidbits and portions, yet sizable as a whole.

In summary: I could see why this has caught on with the younger races. If I have to, recommended as a gateway troll source.

Three out of Five stars.

>>5190802

Hey. Hey.

Sell ya a microwave Radical Edward cup-dinner. It ain't got the tripcodes and smilies but it's pretty much the same otherwise. 3 gold, four for 10 gold.

Waiter, I would like to order Flare with Cynder, but I cannot quite decide which wine would go best with it. What would be your recommendation?

>>5191273
The red wine made from She is my Waifu grapes is especially well aged, sir.

Mesdames et messieurs.

I am pleased to announce the grand opening of my world-troll gourmet restaurant. All my planes-renowned material will be on the menu, and all manner of beings will be trolled for.

Finally, my undead brothers will be gladly served at my establishment! 'Kill Yourself Again - It's Not Worth It' has proven to be a crowd pleaser during my tours in Ravenloft and I'm confident that you will not regret the full course.

For the mortal races, perhaps my famous "Rape Violates? - One Might Say the Same of All Religions" will satisfy! The humans certainly think so, and I have had three riots and six assassination attempt awards to this credit!

And lastly, the planes-touched and outsiders...my keynote sigil comedy chef's "Nothing You Do Will Matter : Doomguard Ascending, or Should I say Descending" will utterly fail to amuse indeed!

>>5191273

Well, most of our customers enjoy our fine metathread whine, but we also have some well-aged sagefag whines in our cellar. Which would sir prefer?

>>5191273
I'd recommend our finest Sergalria, sir.
Would you like some Dragonborn breast with your meal?

I don't know why you snooty faces are being so selective with your wine when you could be drinking sweet, sweet 4th edition slushies. Never fails.

>>5191291
Jolly good then. Flare and Cynder for me, Clip-Magazine with greentext for the missus, a bottle of She is my Waifu, and let's see... a bottle of Deagle sherry.

A most excellent thread. Cheers and -4 str.

>>5191304
Which one would you recommend to accompany touhou cheese?

TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!

>>5191365

In my experience sage is usually considered to go well with touhou. May I also suggest a side salad of strawmen and non sequitur? We have a special offer on all logical fallacy dishes today.

>>5191411
A full christfag vs. atheist happy meal? I'm in.

>>5191411

Stormwind fallacy for me then, please, along with some munchkin stew.

(clinks wineglass)

Sirs, I have most distressing news. The evening's main course of Gamist, Narrativist, Simulationist: Sixty People Try To Convince Each Other Simultaneously has been tainted.

One of the ogre serving boys answered the call of nature, as it were, in the main cauldron.

We apologise for any pleasantness this might result in.

This establishment doesn't serve Shitty Homebrew? I would be enraged if not for the fact that your offering of 40K stole from Starcraft was handled with surprising dignitas.

Excuse me kind sir, but i believe there happens to be a Well-mannered-intelligent-conversation in my Mary Sue Soup.

>>5191464

I am SO mortified, sir. This is completely unacceptable, and your table will be enjoying free refills of tripfag discussion threads for the rest of the night.

>>5191462

No, but we do have some of the classic sage for homebrew if sir would like.

>>5191481

I might be in the mood if you top it off with Sagefag Spams in Earthflame Thread.

I would like to order the Tripfaggotry, with a side of Objectivists Are Trolls Even Though All The Bitching Comes From Their Opposition.

Would it happen to be a right place, to order some well seasoned alpha male pasta?

>>5191507

Certainly, sir. Would you like to argue with the trolls for a while before they're slaughtered? I believe replying to trolls is considered an essential part of any good sagefag thread.

>>5191537

Of course, sir. We have just had a fresh shipment from /b/ this morning. Would you like some of /a/'s famous wikispam to go with it?

I'm feeling adventurous. Tell me, Garçon, how is the Sergal Shitstorm?

>>5191539

Hear that, darling? They have trolls you can argue with! And you say I never take you anywhere classy.

>>5191542
Oh, certainly. /a/ spams are known for their spicy weaboosnes.

>>5191539

One reply each will do. Don't want them too well done, do we? (hearty aristocratic laughter)

>>5191543

Exquisitely exasperating and resurgent, sir, dipped into our finest Unified Setting sauce before being baked into delicious drawfaggotry.

Waiter! Table's all out of greentext. Cheers.

>>5191558
I assume said drawfaggotry has a sufficient portion of bad porn? If so send a small portion of Sergal Shitstorm directly to my table.

>>5191562

Our apologies, sir, here is a fresh batch of complimentary HURR DURR.

>>5191522
Waitress, this post has a little too much meta in it. Would you kindly thin it out for me?

>>5191570

Very good sir, the chef will get right on it after the kitchen staff have finished debating whether he exists or not for the previous customer's order of religion argument with flying spaghetti.

Excuse me sir, I`d like to order a full plate of furry porn spam, I heard it`s a specialty.

My pretentious comments could do with some more implying, waiter.

>>5191577
You're serving Hurr and Durr together now? Pah!
I told you folk that as soon as the big boards started doing it, *everyone* would follow suit!

Garçon! I wondered if you have some Ruby Quest threads archived? I was told there was a particular batch with some delicious saging.

>>5191630

We'll have i twice as passive aggressive and with more uses of the word 'pseudo' for you in five minutes, sir.

>>5191623
A full plate? I can see you've never ordered furry porn spam here before; your table will be making dismayed noises when they put that down. Wanna split it? I'm kind of empty after trying to choke down all that Jim Profit.

I love you guys so much. We need an archive, stat.

>>5191681

The archival services have already been contacted and downvoters are standing by, our address is:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5189800/

>>5191681
A splendid idea, a 4chanarchive link spam would be the perfect dessert!

>>5191677
If you say so, sir. Well then, I`d also have some I CANT SPELL FOR SHIT cream with it.

This is quite the shindig you have going on here, I must say.

>>5191653
Excellent, your pseudosalad is particularly piquant today.

May I order the MR. RAGE chicken? I hear that it is terribly spicy and unusually retarded.

/tg/, I want to carry your anal children.

>>5191681

Monsieur, I would avv to ask you to please refrane fromme langauge of dis nature. You harr spoilin' the AMBIANCE.

I SAY! My good fellow, my daughter would like your very finest HERP DERP to go!

Thing is, she's terribly, terribly spoiled and won't eat the DERP at all, so I'll be in your debt if you could somehow make it all HERP.

Your cheffies up to it, eh?

(overheard from a nearby table)

'Bleedin' 'ell, dis place is posh! Dey puts Godwin's law in da biskits! An' Davey, we splits the bill or I'll hafta knife yer, nothin' personal.'

(overheard from another, different table)

'-right, I'll keep some for you............Oh man watch her go. Whoo! Can you believe she actually finished the whole Positive Fifty Minute Video Review of Twilight by a Wiccan by herself? I am in fucking love.'

I'll have a dash of edition war with that.

Now, now. Last orders please, the kitchen's closing for the night.

Could I get a half order of How Does I Get Woman to go?

>>5192090
Care to take a faggot assburger for free? They're already running a bit stale.

Waiter! I'll have some cheese with my sagefag whine!

>>5192390

I am sorry sir, we are closed during nighttime. There will be more trolling tomorrow morning as always.

In the meantime, if you are interested in cheese and whine of the weeaboo variety, there is a wonderful place in /a/ that never closes, I believe it is called the Endless Eight. Or perhaps you would like to visit the famous God Tier restaurant of /v/, their console wars will have quite a familiar aroma to many an edition war connoisseur.

I love you, /tg/. Manually.

GOD DAMMIT ALL I WANTED WAS SOME I TROLL U DRANK!!!!!

People, people! I suggest that we start our night time bar roll! Me myself am going to /v/, then /mu/ and then little detour to /a/. After I'm fully loaded myself, I might go to /b/. If I'm still standing and sober enought, I might grab few spams from various boards, mainly /e/ and /h/. I think I'm going to need someone to drive me home, becouse after all that rage, spam and trolls I'm in no shape of driving.

So, anyone willing to join me?

>after all that rage, spam and trolls I'm in no shape of driving
>in no shape of driving

YOU MUST EITHER BE A WOMAN OR A LIBERAL, AND YOU'RE GETTING NO HELP FROM ME EITHER WAY.

No charge sir, tell your friends to come tommorrow if you like, we'll certainly have a table for you.

>>5193102
Sure I'll come. This is a lovely place after all.

Who wants to dumpster dive for good Powergaming Doesn't Mean You Can't Roleplay Well bits? They almost never spoil in there!

I still have a bottle of vintage tripfag whine. Anyone with me?