The Imperium attempts to hold off a Tyranid invasion

I chuckled.

I Feel The Warp Overtaking Me!!!!

>>5175040
I've always thought of doing a Catachan based force with Kroot mercs as support.

an ex-sister of battle is sent to a train a small force of conscripts to fight a renegade planetary governor

Documentary on Ork Kulture

Dark Eldar torture a low level psyker

>>5175103
Emprah: The Early Years

>>5175082
Mad Max 2? What? It was:
Mad Max
Road Warrior
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

Xenos, everywhere

>>5175113
mad max 2: road warrior

>>5175116
MORE TYRANIDS!
>>5175122
IT WASN'T CALLED MAD MAX 2! At least, not ever here in America. It was JUST Road Warrior.

a captured guardsmen turns to the ways of "the Greater Good" and fights alongside the remainder of a tau task force

300 Space Marines stare down the largest WAAAAAAAAGHH in history

I... I haven't got one for this, but I would really like to.

5 Space marines defend a world from xenos despite not having their holly bolters.

>>5175163
an Inquisitor goes across Tallarn killing anyone searching for a hidden treasure. All those who seek it are accused of taint and stare down the barrel of his gun

>>5175140
lol

>>5175163

probably something inquisition

Renegade Chem-cham allies with corrupted machine spirit in a tank and chaos beastmen to take on the Imperium

a dead guardsmen must travel through the warp in order to save his loved one from certain taint.

>>5175140

>I_C_Wat_U_did.jpg

>>5175177
But who is the Inquisitor? I know Paco is a Scum, and I'm guessing Angel Eyes would be considered a Guardsman (And Officer) But Blondie?
He strikes me as a "Noble Scum" not Inquisitor.

Please, proceed...

>>5175163

Karl Jericho, bounty hunter, in the ash wastes, up to no good as usual.

>>5175193
The mousy by-the-book Valkyrie pilot turned Inquistorial prisoner she drags along behind her is disappointed to be ignored, but kind of saw it coming.

ok deep breath..................

a small squad of ratlings are tasked with destroying a tainted artifact. they are accompanied by an Inquisitorial Psyker, a short Ogryn, Srg. Harker and an Eldar Ranger. They soon find themselves caught up in a massive WAAAAAAAGGGHHH stirred up by chaos.

2 Space Marine Scouts bravely defend a Thunderhawk pilot from Orks.

>>5175254

THUNDERHAWK DOWN

the machine spirits got angry

>>5175197
Man, I remember that movie.

I loved it as a kid, wonder if I'd still like it at this point.

>>5175254
Space Marine Scouts? Really?

They'd be either Catachan Vets(due to the stealth and close combat) or Stormtroopers.

An Arbite with a Hand Cannon hunts down a Chaos Cultist.

Imperium citizens born in the lower class of a fringe world aspire to legitimatize their family name amongst the world's nobility, although this forces them down morally ambiguous roads, as they find enemies within the local Guardsmen, the political infrastructure of the system and even their own families.

>>5175295

>>5175163I... I haven't got one for this, but I would really like to.

Eldar ranger wanders into a backwater exodite world

the Dark Age

>>5175321
They're an elite version of the standard troops there.

IE: Vets or Stormtroopers.

Scouts is just stupid.

>>5175040

HERESY!
A Chaos artifact travels the galaxy, and fucks people's shit up.

Catachans battle Tau in an unwinnable war.

You know.

He's a Bloodletter. She's a mutant psyker. He's an Horror of Tzeentch.
They form an unlikely trio to fight a powerful Inquisitor out to revive the Emperor and a Krieg Stormtrooper on steroids.

-THE ORIGINAL MOVIE-

Imperial Stormtroopers stumble across an Eldar webway portal where they discover a planet under siege by necrons.

>>5175454

If THAT isn't a campaign idea to get your dick wet, I don't know what is.

>>5175431

I SMELL SITCOM!

>>5175377

Just got into that movie, it's made of win, particularly the part where the aliens get baked and fly* the starship.

*: Crash

>>5175454
That's not the movie poster. But the show makes a good one too.
A team of 2 Guardsmen, an Adept, and a Tech-Priest use an old Webway to combat foul Xeno.

>>5175461
There's a sequel, too.
A Rubric Marine joins our trio, this time they're fighting a Farsight Enclave Tau commander which rebelled againt the Greater Good. He's got an army of Vespids, a Krootox bodyguard and a sister which is more and more prone to be tainted by Tzeentech.
The prize is a legion of War Titans guarded by a living saint and an old Adeptus Mechanicus.

i enjoy this thread

Two elite near-human praetorian servitors from the Adeptus Mechanicus lead a massive servitor battle force against a Heretek in control of a Chaos artefact.

They wake up an unknown amount of time later and must stop the new Heretek from using the primitive xenos who inhabit the local cave systems to create a mutant army of supersoldiers.

A game about the role of the Inquisition, all the fucking time, on a scale small enough to be appreciated by the Imperial Citizen.

>>5175116

A small squad of Stormtroopers with an Administratum drone, civilian with past experience with xenos, an incompetent wet-behind-the-ears Schola Progenium graduate Lieutenant and an extremely advanced servitor/skitarii take on an apocalypse formation of a new breed of genestealer infestation.

This time, it's war.

A documentary about a fairly typical planet in the Imperium.

An Arbite is reassigned to a quiet settlement in the middle of nowhere, but soon discovers a disturbing conspiracy amongst the town elders.

Using future scenes from Terminator to describe the Dark Age of Technology feels like cheating.

>>5175632
Tau sympathizing filth! KILL THEM ALL!

>>this thread

>>5175454

>Amanda Tapping discovers a webway to my bedroom where she is besieged by semen.

A Guard task force travels through a ork-infested death world in search of a radcal inquisitor.

>>5175656
EMPERORS TEETH! THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

Two civilians are searching a lost rhino.
They discover a very powerfull eldar artefact.
Some slaanesh demons pretend to take it back.
At the end, they defeat a keeper of secrets.

>>5175687
More like the Imperium sends an assassin to eliminate Night Haunter.

And inquisitor searches for a Holy Artifact on a feral world, recruiting those he deems worthy from the planet's populace.
They encounter heresy and warp-beasts at every turn, and at one point are forced to resort to cannibalism.
Yay.

Acolytes want to become champions for Slaanesh

>>5175460
gb2/physiology

>>5175723
Wouldn't that be a feudal world?

Genestealer rebellion breaks out in the city. An inquisitor must find and kill the patriarch before exterminatus.

>>5175687

A disillusioned veteran guardsman that's (counts as Marbo/) a step above your average Death Cultist is ordered to hunt down and terminate a renegade Stormtrooper Officer guilty of Heresy. He has to work his way through the war between Imperial Guardsmen and the Tau and their Sympathizers.

His escort is a group of conscripts led by a veteran sergeant.


My god do I love that movie. Second thing I put on my iTouch- first being Aliens.

you wanna know what i do? I'm a gladiator promoter. Was a happy gladiator promoter until a while ago.

A group of guardsmens are sent do investigate a colony that reveals itself to be infested with genestealers.

>>5175734

No, it actually works, given how awesome the idea is.

The planetary governor's daughter has been kidnapped by a slaaneshi cultist. An inquisitor must consult a daemonhost to find his whereabouts.

A group of Eldar must escape Holy Terra and return to their home world before a cultist sacrifices them to overthrow the Emperor.

>>5175163
The Tau
The MArines
The Ork

A group of Imperial citizens hold out against a plaguebearer onslaught of an agri-world.

Five heretics and an undercover Inquisitor try to start an uprising, but are foiled by the said Inquisitor, and they try to figure out who among them is the rat.

I feel as though I can't do this movie justice. I'm sorry.

This needs to be archived!

1 Vote!

>>5175914
not plaguebearers, plague zombies

>>5175112
Emprah was not Jeebus, he was Judas. This is canon.

Come on, what to do with this ?

An imperial world is beseiged by Tyranids, who are being hunted by a lone Kroot Shaper.

If the tyranids nomnomnom the world to death, imperials are boned. If the Kroot gets back to its homeworld and tells its mates about how much sport we are, imperials are boned.

EXTERMINATUS.

>>5175960
Just replace everyone with Imperial Guardsmen.
Hell, keep the van, too.

>>5175960
In 0.174.72.M40, a crack Imperial Guard veteran unit was condemned by their Commissar for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security penal world to the Hive Secundus underground. Today, still wanted by the Inquisition, they make their living as soldiers of fortune.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the Alpha Team.

>>5176026
They are wanted by the Arbites, not the Inquisition...

>>5176042
Well, maybe you should have fucking written it then.

In 0.174.72.M40, a crack Imperial Guard veteran unit was condemned by their Commissar for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security penal world to the Hive Secundus underground. Today, still wanted by the Adeptus Arbites, they make their living as soldiers of fortune.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the Alpha Team.

Praetorian Guard regiment fights Orks despite long odds and the risk of annihilation.

CAG: Commissar Advocate General.

A Navy Commissar and an Imperial Guard Commissar investigate cases related with the violations of the Imperial Creed in their respective services under command of a High Commissar, and with Commissar Cadets to aid them in their endeavours to prove or disprove the charges laid against their clients.

>>5176087

Following in his father´s footsteps as a naval aviator, Lieutenant Commander Harmon Rabb Junior suffered a crash while landing his Thunderbolt on a Warpstorm-tossed carrier in space. Diagnosed with space blindness, Harm transferred to the Navy´s Commissar Advocate General Corps, which investigades, defends, and prosecutes the Imperial Creed.

There, with fellow CAG Commissar Major Sarah McKenzie, he now fights in and out of the courtroom with the same daring and tenacity that made him a topgun in space.

>>5176106
>>5176087

Get out if you value your life.

2 wisecracking brothers, both acolytes of the Officio Assassinorum, go renegade and slaughter their way through the corrupt officials of the hive city of New Boston, becoming folk heroes, while pursued by an eccentric gay inquisitor.

>>5175306
>>5175632
>Arbite

Illiterate mooks.

>>5175082
Actually, that's Necromunda.

>>5175155
300 Dire Avengers fight off an endless horde of Daemons while the seers close the game.

This is actually official GW fluff.

>>5175431
>>He's a Bloodletter. She's a mutant psyker. He's an Horror of Tzeentch. They fight crime.

>>5175247
Gimli is not a short Ogryn, he is Squat in the service of the Imperi

>>5175667
FUCK YOU AMANDA TAPPING IS MINE

FUUUUCKK YOOOOUUU

>>5177666

So then, what would Battle Royal be?

>>5176069
FUCK YES

archive this

A lone imperial citizen is accused of heresy, goes on suicide mission to take down the corrupted inquisitor responsible for his persecution.

I like how black people are always orks

A storm trooper sergeant assigned to Penal Duty helps a prisoner overthrow the corrupt and inbred planetary leader only to find that in doing so the literary and once kind and loving prisoner is in fact more corrupt and vile than the original governor.

Documentary about the Black Crusade

39,000 years before the events of the 41st millenium, humanities first contact with the proto-tyranid splinter fleets and the warp is made

A tech priest slowly turns to chaos

>>5179865
First thing I thought about that pic : http://www.blastwavecomic.com/

A Tzeentch cultist saves an Imperial Citizen from a bunch of gangers on a lower level of the corrupt Hive World Londos II. He takes her in, teaches her the ways of change, then sets her free. Upon leaving the Cultist's chambers, the Inquisition is notified of her heresy and begins to hunt her down. The Cultist saves her and shows her his master plan.
The Cultist dies at the hand of an Inquisitor and his guards. The citizen begins to worship Tzeentch and sends a Rhino full of explosives into the Governor's manor.

A high-ranking Imperial commander seizes a prison ship, threatening to EXTERMINATUS the planet below if his ransom demands are not met.

An Adeptus Mechanicus techpriest with little to no previous combat experience, together with a rebellious Callidus Assassin and a squad of guardsmen, must infiltrate the ship and power down the weapons before the planet is destroyed.

>>5176069
>>5179516
Seconded FUCK YEAR

>>5179906
For got my pic, lols

>>5176069
>>5179516
>>5179916

samefag detected

While a noble commisar tries to end a rebellion of a bunch of traitor guardsmen, his wretched step-daughter is manipulated by a lord of change to overthrow the commisars plans.

>this thread

Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
This thread has been requested 2 times now.

>>5180005

Fucking christ, does nobody know of SupTg?

A bunch of Inquisitors dispensing justice

>>5176069
Except for the fact that... nevermind.
>>5179979
Absolutely perfect. In every. ****ing way.

>>5180020
Newfags and summertards don't.

a smooth-talking former juve-ganger who eventually became an arbite travels to a neighboring hive world in search of answers about the murder of his old friend, another former ganger. he is joined by an aging, by-the-book judge and his rookie protoge, and must overcome civil corruption and an inflexible arbite beaurocracy in order to expose an interplanetary spook smuggling operation.

>>5177823

A group of civilian children are drafted as space marine candidates. The strongest among them will kill the rest, and he will be trained.

Something like that. I imagine the Imperium would have a program like that on most worlds.

>>5180020
POST THE FUCKING VOTING LINK

YOU

YOU

DOUBLE HERETIC

A techmarine, while on a mission far from his chapter's homeworld, is separated and forced to abandon five of his servitors. The five set out by themselves to find their lost master, and fulfill their only duty.

>>5180037
In the Imperium, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the Adeptus Arbites, who investigate crime, and the Inquisition of man, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.

>>5175766
They say every action has a reaction

and a scavvies reaction is a fucking thing to see.

a lone techmarine follows a time-traveling c'tan back to ancient terra to prevent him from assassinating the Emperor of Mankind as a child. he is assisted by a strong-willed techno-barbarian warrior-woman who may or may not be the mother of the Emperor.

>>5180113

A fastidious yet sexy Ordo Malleus inquisitor must team up with an unorthodox but equally sexy Ordo Xenos inquisitor to uncover a plot by chaos cultists to resurrect a daemon army in the depths of a hive city using eldar technology. their frequent mishaps and the massive collateral damage they cause in the course of their investigations has earned them the nickname "the Heretical Pair."

A former Imperial Guard Officer recruits his old comrades and destroys a Chaos Cult that had taken over the jungle planet of Columbia. He shoots down an aerofighter with a bolter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLUGBujl2-0

On an agri-world, a desperate man escorts another desperate man to his fate...the prison transport, headed to the Yuma-310 penal colony.

Rival inquisitors feud over narco-trafficking. A betrayed squad of guardsmen, left to die. And one adept who can bring the truth to light.

>>5180404
>On an agri-world, a desperate man escorts another desperate man to his fate...the desperate prison transport, headed to the desperate Yuma-310 penal colony.

>>5180113
obligatory

4 Inquisitors of the Ordo Malleus are hunting demons on a hive world and are trying to stop the resurrection of the Demon Prince Zuul.

FUCKING ARCHIVE THIS YOU BASTARDS!

>>5175859
Holy shit, I just watched this too

An agent of the Arbites is dispensed by the Adeptus Mechanicum to eliminate sentient servitors from off world colonies who are now on Terra. The agent later suspects that he is, in fact, a sentient servitor himself, created by the Adeptus Mechanicum to do their dirty work.

The biography of Sly Marbo

AdMech Explorator vessel on survey mission is beset by its rouge AI and lone survivor is drawn into a warp rift after seeing an artifact of archeotech.

Learn the story of a Chapter Master, who freed a world from a chaos sorcerer.

>>5180113
o god yes

sticky this, archive this, someone preserve this

no summary needed

Ummmm...

Eldrad is a dick to primitive Mon-Keigh, ends up out-dicking himself for good, creating a new Primarch/Star-child/Emprah in the process?

When a retired veteran Stormtrooper is assassinated, only the rogue Inquisitor he once worked with wants to investigate. Evidence mounts that there is a conspiracy to kill the Emperor's strongest servants on the planet, who once formed the Inquisitor's retinue - a Sister of Battle, a techpriest, and an Alpha-level Sanctioned Psyker, and a genius implanted with Space Marine gene-seed. Little do they suspect that the conspiracy's aim is far beyond mere heresy...

what would be the setting for this movie?

>>5182429
the warp

>>5182416
preview for the dvd came on as i started reading that.
watchmind

The video of civilians who are under attack by some new creature that Tzeentch has made and the PDF can't stop it.

an Ogryn, Cultist and a washed up guardsman go bowling

>>5182673
>John Goodman
>Ogryn

A techpriestess is charged with rooting out what is first thought to be a chaos cult but instead turns out to be a recently awakened machine spirit.

>>5182673

A storm trooper squad is sent to a forge world to find out why an emergence lock down has accrued. They discover that the place is filled with heresy... and it's spreading.

>>5182587

lol'd

An arbites is being considered to become an acolyte and accompanies Inquisitor Alonzo Harris for a day to see if he has what it takes. He discovers the inquisitor has been corrupted by chaos.

archive this!!!

>>5182925
did it, just needs one more now

>>5182945
ill be that one

an Air Caste surprise attack on the Imperial Navy leaves it crippled

>>5180113
i would pay money to see that

>>5182962
god amongst men

this is both original and funny

>>5182358
A day in the life of an Arbites.

>>5182429
A budding young unsanctioned psyker aggravates a weakening in the veil around a hotel causing his troubled father's possession by a daemon.

A Chaos psyker masquerades as a nanny in order to infiltrate the home of a high ranking member of Hive London's central banking establishment. After using her powers to first rid herself of potential rivals, she then turns her nefarious gifts upon the hapless children in her care. After contacting a sleeper cultist within the Hive, she transports the children to the Warp, where they are shown sights which finally drive their minds insane. Their father begins to suspect trouble and decides to take the children to work with him in a desperate attempt to shield them, but all he succeeds in doing is playing right into the pysker's hands by taking the corruption exactly where she wants it to be. The insane children almost immediately cause havok in the Hive's primary bank, leading to civilian rioting on the streets and mass hysteria. Unable to shield his mind, the father too loses his grip on sanity and returns to the bank to finish what his children started. His words twist the Chief Financial Administrator's mind beyond reason, and soon the man lies dead amongst the ashes of his monetary empire.

As the psyker flies off into the sky, her mission complete, her cultist agent on the ground co-ordinates a massive public spectacle where hive citizens fly kites upon which are scrawled blasphemous symbols of Chaos. This is the signal to the orbiting Chaos warships that the Hive's capacity to resist has been broken, and as the psyker disappears into the clouds, the faint outlines of dropships can be seen in the distance.

I gotta hear this one.

>>5176153

"Is that right, Marbo?"
"Alright, get your stupid fockin' grav-chute."

A chaos champion has been brought back to life to get vengeance on those who killed him and reclaim the world in the name of chaos.

>>5183122
lol'd

>>5183111

A Bridge Too Far
Pulp Fiction
Platoon
The Rock
Heat (1995)
Deer Hunter

Do it.

The remains of a small Imperial Navy task force, the sole survivors of a necron incursion, make their way to safety, dodging pursuing necron fleets and dealing with the demands of the attending rogue traders and civillian survivors.

Unbeknown to the survivors, the necron are among them.

>>5183119

A pair of luckless Imperial citizens crashland on an uncharted feral world, only to find an elegant fortress to Slaanesh. Unable to survive on their own, they agree to live with the cultists, and slowly lose their minds. Before they are fully corrupted, a pair of Dark Eldar, who had been undercover in the cult, make their presence known, kill the head cultist, and then take the entire facility back home. Somehow, Asshole and Slut manage to make it out alive, but are left to an unknown fate at the hands of the feral world.


Internal jockying, and the head cultists failed attempt to create a warpspawn lead to the revelation that a pair of the cultists are in fact Dark Eldar who have been waiting for the cult to become large enough to warrant taking home.

A well to do Medicae and his wife are slowly brought into the clutches of a slanneshi cult.

An Imperium citizen discovers the his planet is slowly being taking over by Tau via subliminal messages.

Local PDF fight off xenos (Uh... hrud?)

>>5175960
>>5175972
>>5176026
>>5176042
>>5176049
We've done this one before

2 Noise marines set out on a quest to find a holy artifact that has the powers to bring Khorne to the mortal world. and make their music awesome

Please Bill&Ted

>>5180825
i lol'd hard

>>5183275

Two schola progenium flunkies travel through the warp at the behest of The Changer of Ways to pass their final exams.

Apparently they grow up to become two of the nine highlords on terra....

A Space Marine Champion must defend the Emperor's honor in a fist fight with an Ork Warboss.

someone sticky/archive this shit

>>5183239

The world is under attack by unknown xeno forces. The only people who can save the world, are a PDF pilot, which a wife and kids, a radical adept from the Astrotelepathica, and drunk, retired PDF pilot turned air borne exterminator (Vaashian bloodwings are pesky little fuckers)

When a local inquisitor gets caught up in this mess, lossing his beloved concubine to these aliens, he resorts to heretical methods to destroy these aliens, including the use of a rogue machine spirit, using the xenos own technology, and (At one point) attempting to reason and make peace with the xenos!

>>5182587
Cloverfield was so Tyranid it hurt!

>>5175766
CAR-CAR-CARNIVORA!!

A Slanneshi cult infiltrates a Schola Progenium facility....

>>5180739
Is it as awesome as it sounds and looks and oh god I don't know shit about it but the poster gives me an erection.

>>5183338
shokushu is better

an ab-human pilot ace who makes a living as a merc hunting pirates is challenged to a duel by an off duty Imperial Navy pilot, who has the hots for the ab-human's woman

wow, this thread........wow

>>5183223
More like:

Two Gamma-Level Psykers on a Primitive World use "Magic" glasses to spot out an infestation of Genestealers. They race against the clock to expose the truth to the PDF before the 'Nid hive arrives.

>>5180825
too easy

A group of AdMech techpriests, explorers, scientists and their Imperial Guard attachment are stranded on an outpost on an ice world with a shapeshifting xeno.

>>5175040
A really pissed off Necron...

>>5175069
i lold my breakfast out of my mouth

>>5183574
was waitin for that

A sister of Battle tries to prevent the awakening of necrons.

Everyday life of a psyker.

a Rogue Trader attempts prevent heretical Death Korps detachment from aquiring a Chapter Relic of Blood Angels that somehow ended up to Tallarn. The Death Korps end up having their souls and bodies evaporated by the spirits of Blood Angel heroes.

Said RT also defeats a Death Cult assassin in 1 round of shooting with a stubber.

>>5183822
EMPEROR'S FURY!

>>5175103
I lol'd.
Hard.

>>5175454
>>5175511

ohgod /r/ing Amanda Tapping as a Techpriestess

>>5184440
Best techpriestess ever.

"Blow up a sun?"

>>5183822
WITH A FUCKING STUB PISTOL, WITH DISGUISED DEATH CULT MEMBERS WATCHING!

>>5176153
I still have a Dark Heresy campaign I'm planing based on this movie

Tyranid Bio-Titan attacks a primitive world. Ripper swarms plague the subways.

Nothing can stop it.

The end

THE PLANETARY GOVERNOR HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY THE CHAOS CULTISTS. ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH PENAL GUARDSMAN TO RESCUE THE PLANETARY GOVERNOR?

>>5183822

you just rolled how many tens?

Exterminatus. Just as prophecised.

WHERE IS SAVING PRIVATE RYAN?!