Fuck yeah, the adventure continues!

BRACE FOR IMPACT

>Next to you, Caiphas makes a final check on his bass

>"Are you ready, Emperor?"

>You adjust your mike and assume a pose only a true Rock God could assume.

>You were reincarnated ready

Worth staying up three more hours. So very much worth it. GO MAN GO!

Gentlemen. The codpiece.

It's coming off.

why is Eldrad narrating my story?

You have my bow.

I'm thinking something of a mix between "Hall of the Mountain King" and "Hallowed Be Thy Name"

>>5167262
That's not Eldrad. That's the God-Emperor of Mankind. You will now be punched into the warp for your heresy.

>>5166304

Fuck yeah! If Empra was my dad things would be different.

>>5167262

>Eldrad IS Bowie

Don't impure the name of David Bowie, boy!

The fleet behind you suddenly splits of and begins the assault on the Chaos force. Tyrannid space squids engulf rusted, posessed battlebarges, injecting them with their bugs like some kind of really fucked up STD

Tau fighters expertly stayed really far away and took potshots

Orky Hulks simply crashed into the Chaos ships like pinballs

The Eldar fleet phased in and out of visibility as they did some weird funky psychic shit, it was really colorful

The Looted Neron ships did nothing, at first. Then some clever Ork engineers smashed some engines with their wrenches and that shit took off like rockets. Which they essentially were now

The Imperial fleet duked it out, mono e mono with their hated enemy

All the while the Emperor and his THOUSAND FUCKING BANEBLADES sped through the carnage, the mere tuning of their instruments powerful enough to shred the hulls of the most powerful Chaos vessels

With dead calm, the Emperor stared straight ahead. He could see four towering shapes in the far distance, nestled within the horrific scar that was the Eye of Terror

>>5166304

Old thread. Be filled with AWE!

play something like Sabaton for they are made of war and FUCK YEAH

SabatonXDavid Bowie

GLORIOUS

im out of booze :(

ZIGGY STARDUST
YOU MUST DO IT

>>5167285
Drawfag for the Emprah riding Cinnamon with his band and a THOUSAND FUCKING BANEBLADES speeding past an epic rape of Chaos in the background, the Emprah has that look of pure confident determination on his face, with an almost undetectable hint of a smirk on his face.

The T will scream "NOT AS PLANNED! NOT AS PLANNED!"

>>5167299

FINISH STRONG FINISH STRONG!

i......fuckin...came....buckets

posting and contributing to EPICEST THREAD EVER

>>5167303
And his band is playing this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_fJ5SSV_Vo

>>5167316
Especially for that album cover!

>>5167303

Suddenly you remember Cinnamon! Oh fuck your noble steed is

Right beside you this whole time! You jump on her back as the baneblades begin to fire prematurely, not unlike what Macha will be doing later that night

The noble space bug neighed nervously. EASY GIRL. It's almost over. See those big fellahs up ahead?

Those guys are my FUCKING DINNER.

Meanwhile the Four Chaos gods tuned their own instruments. Tzeentch laughed as he saw the THOUSAND FUCKING BANEBLADES careening towards them.

"So the Emperor thinks that his puny band will be enough to stop US?"

Slaanesh glanced around nervously. "I can feel his powa over rock! I'm not sure about this maybe we should just run and wait for him to go away"

Khorne strummed his bass in anger. "You're a fucking pussy Slaanesh. Just play your fucking shit and stay out of my rock out zone"

Nurgle just shit his pants or something

Please Emprah Bowie, don't hold us in suspense!

I can't even handle this. I just can't, too much for my brain to conceive.

>>5167325
This is the most awesome thing I have ever witnessed. Archive for future generations!

>>5167344

Someone hasn't read the last thread.

>>5167316
No.

This song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnrXiaPVeHY

>>5167350
Fuck yes.

Please end this quickly, cant stay up much longer...

ITS TIME TO KICK ASS AND RECRUIT MARINES

AND IM ALL OUT OF GENESEED

You suddenly hold up your hand. The Baneblade containing your band (i forget who the band is comprised of, would a kind Anon please repost for my sake) comes to a halt suddenly.

The rest of the baneblades weren't so lucky. They continued to WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH past, directly into the crushing power of one of Slaanesh's sexy synth rhythms

They didn't stand a chance.

You stare up at the massive gods. The colorless-yet-colorful haze of the Warp writhed around them like some super trippy backdrop to the best concert ever. A concert you surely could not contend with...

NO! Now was not the time for doubt! This was the final battle. These PRICKS were gonna pay for fucking with your shit while you were asleep.

Tzeentch laughed into his shapeshifting microphone.

"So THIS is the God Emperor, eh? More like CLOD Emperor amirite boys roflmao xD"

Your band gasps in shock at the super harsh burn. Cinnamon reels back in panic, but you are able to calm her down.

You glare at the giant cosmic bird god. "Clod Emperor, am I? Well you know what they say. I am rubber, and you are glue."

He laughed and leapt from Cinnamon to the Baneblade stage with the rest of his band. "Whatever you say bounces off of me... AND STICKS TO YOU!"

The Orkz inside the last remaining baneblade cheered as the Chaos gods stood in shock. They were no match for your insult prowess

>>5167350
Shit pants.
Obtain new pants.
Shit new pants.

>>5167350
Perfect!

PLAAAAAAAY THE BEST SONG IN THE WORLD! OR I'LL EAT YOUR SOULS!

I dunno, I was sort of thinking...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COYRxf13tIg

I inform the Chaos Gods that they fight like diary farmers.

Do 40-1from Sabaton

a little dated at this point but its FUCK YEAH in song form

>>5167370

A Gaunt, Ciaphas Cain, Lord Castellan Creed, and Horus.

Maybe I'm just too fond of EBA, but I don't think
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CatYdEBF1rw
Can be beaten for a final confrontation.

>>5167382
Clay? >.>

Watch out most beneficent God-Emperor, Slaanesh is preparing his dance number!

"That's enough!" screamed Slaanesh "This is not a Def Freestyle battle, where we are to insult eachother and our respective MOMMAS! This is a ROCK OFF, dear Emperor, and WE HAVE BROUGHT THE HEAT."

Khorne laughed as he began to play his fel ballad. "Lets see you get through THESE fire and flames!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmU2R9lTivY

Caiphas looked at you with a puzzled look. "Dragonforce? Really?"

play the final fucking countdown with the tau/eldar symphony before going into a truly epic solo the likes of which tears reality to fucking pieces

>>5167393

Tzeentch began to bust a sick ass move while Slaanesh shredded his fucking balls off, going so far as to moonwalk on an actual moon

"Fuck, Emperor!" cried Gaunt "This shit is bananas! We can't handle their SPEED"

You tell your brave follower to calm. You are not impressed with technical prowess.

Khorne will strum his bass, sending waves of blood and skulls towards us. But Creed has a trick up his sleeve...

And this also works well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNf9rEPoc8Q

>>5167402

HERE THEY ARE:

>Ciaphus on base, you on main guitar and main vocals, Horus on drums, Gaunt on the keyboard, and Creed runs the special effects.

>>5167403

Horus' eyes go blank as gore and shit flies past. "Their FX are off the chain! My Father, I cannot hold!"

YOU WILL HOLD you bellow. YOU WILL ALL HOLD. THE FORCES OF CHAOS WILL NOT WIN THIS DAY, WITH THEIR WICKED ASS SHREDS AND THEIR BOSS FUCKIN SPEED. FOR WE HAVE ONE THING THEY DO NOT

Suddenly the Tau/Elda symphony nestled into place just as the final solo of the Ruinous Power's song drew to a close. Every planet that was in the Eye of Terror exploded that day, due to their playing, and then reformed with pure hate.

Tzeentch laughed. "HA! You cannot beat that righteous ballad! What do you have, Emperor, tell us? What do you have that we don't?"

You stare defiantly.

"Soul. HIT IT CREED"

Suddenly, very suddenly, shit gets real.

HEEEEERE WE ARE. BOOORN TO BE KIIINGS, WITH THE PRINCES OF THE UUUUNIVERSE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnrXiaPVeHY

I will strum my guitar but once. The sheer awesome of the note will cause the Chaos Gods to stop their shedding, Nurgle will even puke because he's into that kind of thing. The crowd WILL go apeshit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xISbSwZaJSU

Tau.

>>5167407
>base

>>5167417

The Adeptus Mechanicus is ready to bring the funk in the name of the Imperium of Mankind.

>>5167424

hey man, I didn't write it, I'm just quoting. He also got Ciaphas's name wrong. But THE EMPEROR BOWIE ran with it, and thus it is HOLY WRIT!

Stop and think for a moment.
You're the emperor. The most intelligent and powerful being in this galaxy
Stop acting out ridiculously and be intellectual, like a good emperor should be

Stop saying Caiphas, it's Ca-i-a-phas.
THEN DEMAND A MOTHERFUCKING SWORD.
Made of gold.

>>5167417

BRACING FOR MOTHER FUCKING WIN

>>5167417

Suddenly, the entire armada you had gathered slowly filtered into this twisted state as your song began. They were literally SHAKING with the cheers and cries of your loyal followers, alien and human alike.

They came, following you, to save the universe. Together they fought against evil, and with their united power, they were near triumph

But it is you, and you alone, God Emperor of Man fucking Kind, who will end dis shit, with possibly the greatest song ever written

>>5167436
>Caiaphas

>>5167436
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU COCK GOBBLING FAGGOT

>>5167440

And win was had.

>>5167436
>>5167443
SILENCE! I KILL YOU!
>>5167417
pic related

>>5167440
ffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

HURRY THE FUCK UP ASDJKFHALSKJDFHLAKSJDFHLKJSDHFALKJ\HAKJSFDHLKJASHDKFJASKD-087GYUPQH3O;NP'JG1QK=3-9BPUIHO

TOO EPIC

>>5167440
THE SUSPENSE IS RIPPING MY MORTAL SOUL APART!

>>5167440
.... i feel the epic overTAKING me....


IT IS A GOOD PAIN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQifd7O_N5k

THIS

Needless to say,
the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his whippet tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us:
"(snort) BE you angels?"
And we said,

Nay.

We are but men!

HOT CROSS BUNS

Why was admech left out :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBbasXXtrXw

AND RIGHT AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING MOMENT

Beethoven.

Fur elise.

>>5167440
The best song ever written, eh?

This could take a while...

>>5167417
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnrXiaPVeHY
HOLY SHIT YES

>>5167476
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, FUR ELISE
OH GOD THE ECSTASY. THE ECSTACY
FUR ELISE
FUR ELISE
FUR ELISE
FUR THE EMPRAH
Wait, how about the Moonlight Sonata

>>5167440
and suddenly....
SWEET VICTORY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0eKnhZufow

>>5167476
>>5167487

This is it. Thread just ended. Moonlight sonata as the final solo, while the enemy is being destroyed and the allies are watching in tears...

Im gonna cry.

There is only one song truly deserving to be played at this moment of triumph.

"Mama, just killed a man..."

>>5167488
HOLY FUCK!

>>5167436

Good thing CAIPHAS, as you lovingly call him, is currently playing a bass that IS a solid gold sword

It started with Nurgle. His speed drumming was no match for your righteous CHOPS. His flesh bubbled and melted in a way that he totally wasn't cool with, and he suddenly exploded

What was left was a totally hot babe, wearing a shirt with Your face on it

Slaanesh was next, his shapely form disintegrating like that Nazi at the end of Raiders of the Lost Arc. In his stead was another sexy babe, holding up a sign for Caiphas (he's the cute one)

Tzeentch wheeled around as Your song continued to shake the very foundation of existence. "NO! NO it cannot BE! I DIDN'T PLAN THIS! KHORNE, BEHEAD HIM AT ONCE!"

But Khorne was already a ttly rockin brunette with massive jugs

"NOOOOO! YOU'LL RUE THIS DAY, EMPEROR OF MANKIND! YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF CHAOOSSSS"

You reply simply, with fireworks and pyrotechnics erupting behind you like a manly volcano, the chorus/symphony of the aliens backing up your furious soul, and the sheer brilliance of your band bringing this song home.

PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE, FIGHTING AND FREE
GOT THE WORLD IN MY HANDS, I'M HERE FOR YOUR LOVE
AND I'LL MAKE MY STAND
WE WERE BORN TO BE THE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE!

You fly out then, directly towards Tzeentch. With your mighty guitar you strike him, causing the god of change to erupt in a dazzling rainbow that could be seen from all edges of known EXISTENCE.

You hover in midair then, lightning and energy crashing around you like in that movie Highlander. Totally rad. You bellow one last time as your cleansing light steams through the Eye of Terror like a holy fire, washing it of the taint of Chaos forever

Moonlight Sonata? In my /tg/?
This ending is going to be the best part of the story. BEETHOVEN AND DESTRUCTION

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQVeaIHWWck&feature=related

>>5167507

"The Emperor will not be defeated here! Fuck, I've still got to curb stomp the Nightbringer and face off against the Void Dragon's robot rock."

>>5167507
MANLY FUCKING TEARS!

>>5167507

And now I can sleep, for the Emperor has won as was known for all time.

>>5167507
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS THE END

IT IS SO EPIC

I JUST DIED, AND CANT STAY ANIMATE MUCH LONGER

>>5167507
I came, All over my breakfast, For this I am not ashamed.

gg /tg/, now I can actually go to sleep.

>>5167513

Oh god anon, another day, please.

>>5167507

YOU DID IT AGAIN, EMPRAH
YOU MOTHERFUCKING DID IT AGAIN

>>5167507
YESSSSS

ARCHIVE THIS! THE GLORY OF THE GOD EMPRAH BOWIE MUST BE KNOWN FOR ALL TIME!

My balls have grown three sizes this day!

I'm so happy!

BUT WAIT, THE EPIOGUE

As http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQVeaIHWWck&feature=related plays, Caiphas and the rest of the band ride Cinnamon to your still form, floating through what was once the Eye of Terror, now a totally regular part of space

Cinnamon nudged her master's limp form gently, but there was no response. Horus began to weep in the waiting arms of Caiphas, who removed his hat in reverence.

"So it was, so it is again. The Emperor has given his life to save us all. We will always remember you."

A tear rolled down his cheek then, and it floated in the emptiness of space for some time as this totally sad song was playing

It floated gently to your body, its dampness being lost on your massive golden manliness

And just as everyone turned away, to let their former master float in space foreva, you totally stirred and mumbled

They turned to you, smiling, and crying "Emperor! You live! Can it be?!"

You pull your close friend Caiphas close and say, lowly, "I've got a lot more rockin' to do before I call it quits. Tell Macha I'll be there in five minutes."

Long story short?

You totally got laid that night. SORDID DETAILS FOLLOWING.


-fin

>>5167540
This was the best thing ever, I love you /tg/

>>5167540
Most awesome thing I've read on /tg/ ever.

>>5167540
F.U.C.K. Y.E.S.

>>5167540

I'd like to thank David Bowie and Queen, and of course you wonderful fa/tg/uys for helping me write 90% of this glorious, TOTALLY CANON, story. I love you all. Seriously, what a great crowd.

In the meantime, I'm gonna switch back to Anonymous and lurk some more before I get more booze

This is 10 shades of epic.

This was amazing

Also if anyone is going to label this story, I officially dub it

>The Rise and Fall of the Emperor and the Tomb Spyders from Mars

>>5167540
Beauty and win in it's purest form!

>>5167507
Of course, the traces of chaos still remained. It was inevitable.
But they were hot chicks, so no-one minded.

I can die now. My life is complete. The tale of the GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FUTURE.... has come to a close. The God Emperor of Mankind has returned and brought glory TO THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE in the name of all that is unknowable, because to describe it would limit his infinite achievement. The Eldar, Orks, Tyranids, even the Tau, stand united with the Imperium of Man as the inheritors of the universe and all the vast fortunes it will hold. Chaos has been banished from the realm. Peace is upon us.

In the GRIM DARKNESS of the future....


there is...

Hope.

>>5167245

Never realised this before but he kinda looks like Kal Jericho.

>>5167565
Manlier tears have never been shed.

>>5167540


Epic tears...!!!

Has it been archived?

I'm sorry, whilst reading this all I saw was this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5Kuoh5XXHc

From 3.35 specificly.

>>5167591
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

vote it up.

>>5167436
Jesus christ you fail.

Even your pic's filename says "ciaphas" and yet you still spell it caiaphas.

draaaaaaaaawfaaaaaaaaaaaaags where aaaaaaaare theeeeeeeey

>>5167603


I made a mistake sir ;_;

And now the Astartes after show party.

>>5167674
With a broken scanner
;.;

>>5167774

Just draw, gentle drawfag. Draw like there is no tomorrow

And then, when tomorrow inexplicably comes, post these works of art for all to see

I can't help but imagine Emprah Bowie on the largest battleship ever created, in a likeness of him flying forward with his middle finger raised. He's standing on the bow, wearing his awesome Rock God clothing, and spreads his fingers out wide, and fucking baneblades shoot out of his fingers as he grabs his microphone and starts to blast chaos apart.

god, it's beautiful.

>>5167825

Hey, the final battal took place in the warp, where dreams come true, so it could have happened

These two threads have left me changed. My perception of reality is no longer as it was - time has ceased to appear to me as a one-way flow and instead I see all of creation as a single brilliant blur. A blur that has a single, shining figure at its immeasurable midst:

Emprah Bowie.

>>5167837

He will always be here, watching. Rocking. Like he does.

After only recently discovering the music of Bowie, this masterpiece appears.

FUCKING GLORIOUS

>>5167245
And with one quest you have ascended to the ranks of Epic questfag you may now join Weaver Reaver and Gnome in the Parthenon.

As the sun rises, and the night crowd passes out, daytime /tg/ will barely know what transpired here. Emprah Bowie, that glorious (and handsome, like really handsome) man will disappear like a puff of smoke

>>5167922
Just as it should be

>>5167540

I JUST CAME.

SOMEONE ARCHIVE THIS SHIT.

>>5167970

It has been, go vote

>>5167970
Has been done for quite some time
Part:1
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5166304/
Part:2
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5167245/
Vote it up.

In honour of the end of this thread, that all good things must come to a close.

*****

I close my eyes
only for a moment,
and the moments gone.
All my dreams
pass before my eyes, a curiosity.
Dust in the wind.
All we are dust in the wind

Same old song,
just a drop of water
in the endless sea.
All we do
crumbles to the ground
though we refuse to see.
Dust in the wind


Now, don't hang on,
nothing last forever
but the earth and sky.
It slips away,
and all your money
won't another minute buy

Dust in the wind
all we are dust in the wind.
Dust in the wind...
Dust in the wind...

>>5167430
HARDER. BETTER. FASTER. STRONGER.

This thread is lame.

>>5167987
INBOUND SKIDDYS
Time for sleep.
Also sage the thread so they don’t fag it up.

Why does all Highlander music fit this thread so perfectly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCNICT2en_U

>>5167999
Yes sir

HOLY FUCK
THIS IS GLORIOUS
Make way for the Homo Superior indeed!

Goddammit, /tg/, who tagged thread 2 as "emporer quest"? IT DESERVES A BETTER FATE

>>5168046
This is why I never archive things, something always goes wrong. But then again perhapse this time I should have done this thread.

I'm so happy I had that awfully confusing nightmare about polar bears so I woke up right in time to witness this. I don't even care that there will probably never be anything as awesome ever again.

We'z Orkz, an' we die Rokkin'!

>>5167987

Come to the best site on the Internet: http://www.ÀnónTàlk.còm/
>odifhicgdf d jrfdhj fldii u ldd skda s hs22cogdoyvkjk y yy

EMPORER QUAST

Hahaha oh god what the fuck is this?

>>5168230

Accomplishment.

Bump for the best thing on /tg/ ever. FUCK YOU FAGGOTS MY THREADS ARE AWESOME

YES

This was totally glorious. GLORIOUS.

Also, what happened to the three big-titted rockin' babes that used to be the chaos gods? This is important. It is unacceptable for a big-titted rockin' babe to go to waste.

Maybe Macha would be cool with a fivesome.

>>5168315

They started making out for all eternity at the spot where the eye of terror was, as a monument

>>5168296

wat your threads?

>>5168337

GOOD END

lol so randumb xdxdxdxdxd

>>5168359

:( </3

>>5168365
Come now dont feed the trolls.
And let the thread sink so more dont find it.

So much win...

All good things must come to an end ;_;

It started out kinda silly, but it managed to end in a such great manner

OP, you'd better buy Ciaphas Cain books, READ ABOUT YOUR BELOVED AIDE