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    26 KB Dorf Quest LXI Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)03:09 No.5140102  
    >Quest(s): Conquer Region, take Heracles' divinity, Resurrect Garrelf?/Build momument to Garrelf?, Find and/or propose to Kav
    >Current Quest: Obtain Godhood
    "C'mon, people, let's go into town. We need to find some information about Heracles."
    "Uh, right, about that..."
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)03:10 No.5140105
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    "...its winter. Climbing is not safe."
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/12/09(Sun)03:11 No.5140117
    rolled 14 = 14

    Don't we just need to get down not up?
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)03:11 No.5140121
    Sunson! Melt the snow and ice for dad!

    Or find a rock and let's go snowboarding!
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)03:12 No.5140128
    Wave to sun.

    Get keg lid.

    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/12/09(Sun)03:13 No.5140132
    rolled 4 = 4

    Why not just roll down in the barrel?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)03:14 No.5140137
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    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)03:14 No.5140138

    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)03:18 No.5140170
    Guys, we should probably inform the loyal people who waited with us for five months whilst we were unconscious of our plans before leaving.
    >> RYXlord 07/12/09(Sun)03:19 No.5140178
    Wish I was paying more attention, I could have helped with this earlier. The mutation table the guy was refering to last thread was in the "Tome of Corruption". I think that this is it: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=sccg7a1d . Relevant Pages begin on 28. Enjoy. I have to admit, it is exceptionally amusing.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/12/09(Sun)03:22 No.5140206
    You could also load up crawl in wizard mode and drink a potion of mutation for mutation gaining. It doesn't have all the possible mutations that would work in Dorf Quest though.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)03:28 No.5140253
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    Ahahaaa, thank you.

    You tell Presley that you intend to 1) Become the God of Strength, 2) Appoint him King of Buzzardloved, 3) Appoint Driblis Infinity General, 4) Reclaim Buzzardloved so those can happen, 5) Carve the moon in Garrelf's image out of respect, 6) Find a girlfriend somewhere, and 7) Maybe even resurrect Garrelf.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/12/09(Sun)03:28 No.5140256
    It think we already did.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)03:29 No.5140265
    Does he knoww that Fate Married him and Krann?
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)03:29 No.5140270
    In response, shit-eating grin and ROLL OUT
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/12/09(Sun)03:31 No.5140281
    It doesn't matter.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)03:33 No.5140309
    So... Climbing is not safe, huh? Well shit, good thing we're a dorf! we'll dig our way out. STRIKE THE EARTH!
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/12/09(Sun)03:34 No.5140318
    rolled 21 = 21

    Try to gain fire/lightning/light breathe mutation. We're wearing blue eyes white dragon armor, so we have a point of reference to mutate from.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)03:41 No.5140387

    Agreed, lets get some mutations going. its only befiting of Xom's champion.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)03:45 No.5140414
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    You take your oven shield in hand and do the only logical thing.

    Presley shouts out "Bring back food!" as you leave.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)03:47 No.5140431
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    hrmmm. Repostan.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)03:48 No.5140440
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)03:51 No.5140461
    We land in the forest again, right?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)03:52 No.5140466
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    Ah snowbank, my nemesis, we meet again.

    What about Xom?
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)03:53 No.5140475
    Find a village. Walk around like we own the place. Demand that people start preparing a caravan with food and climbing supplies immediatly. Dont make me come over there.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)03:54 No.5140489
    Is he entertained?
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)03:55 No.5140498
    No need to antagonize anyone.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)03:59 No.5140518
    How far down the mountain did we get?

    Also are the seasons personified in this world? Like a spirit of winter or something? Because maybe we should go kick his ass for this when we become a god.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)03:59 No.5140521
    Lets give our mutation power a try. Maybe it will give us cold resistance. We can always disable it now, right?
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)04:09 No.5140601
    Look around. Where are we?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)04:11 No.5140615
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    Of course he is.

    Xanatos controls Winter, Moradin controls Fall, Ra controls Summer, and Poseidon controls Spring.

    Alright, you try out that mutation power...

    Attempt: Cold Resistance.
    Target: Skin.
    Result: Thick fur.

    ...Partial success! You are now warm.

    You now seem to be in the same empty field that you fought Garrelf in, and the same empty field where Driblis' clan used to live before you conquered it.

    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)04:13 No.5140633
    Man, look at that beard growth! I'm impressed and pleased.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)04:14 No.5140640
    >full body beard

    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)04:16 No.5140654
    Not too bad, all in all. So would Moradin be less powerful or more powerful in Fall? Does he have to use his powers to maintain Fall?

    Also try upgrading your wings.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)04:18 No.5140666
    So... as long as we're mutating things, let's mutate our wings again. Make them actually useful for something- flight, killing, backscratching, anything's better than "vestigial".
    >> Beardbeard's Single Voice of Reason 07/12/09(Sun)04:18 No.5140675
    You silly bastards.

    You know what you'll end up doing, right? You'll mutate for any minor inconvenience. You'll try to depend on it to solve problems you otherwise would have just MANNED UP and DEALT WITH the good old fashion way. Axe it to death. Yes, even axing cold to death.

    You'll end up a shapeless lump of mutations.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)04:19 No.5140678
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    So we're a furfag now?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/12/09(Sun)04:19 No.5140680
    Mutate your beard too just because.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)04:22 No.5140709
    >You'll end up a shapeless lump of mutations.

    And what were we before, a dorf-shaped lump of mutations? I don't know if you've noticed, but for a long time Beardbeard has had the sort of form that gives small children recurring nightmares.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)04:23 No.5140715
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    Attempt: Functional Wings
    Target: Vestigial Wings
    Result: Weird Hands
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)04:24 No.5140721
    Fool! We can't risk our precious Beard! Unless we made it a Beard of eternal fire. That's be cool.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/12/09(Sun)04:24 No.5140723
    Target the eye now. Maybe we'll get it to see shit.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)04:24 No.5140726
    Nevertheless, we never relied on our mutations except in extreme cases. Ending up a mutated blob might not be as bad as we think, but ending up a WIMPY mutated blob is something we have to avoid.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/12/09(Sun)04:25 No.5140730
    It will still be a beard, just not a beard of hair.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)04:25 No.5140735
    How functional are those hands? Could we use them to hold and/or kill things?
    >> Beardbeard's Single Voice of Reason 07/12/09(Sun)04:25 No.5140745

    Eventually you'll just be a ball. You won't even walk. You'll roll around.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)04:27 No.5140760
    If they're capable of functioning, we can give them a crossbow. We've got an eye on our back, so we can shoot possible back-stabbers.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/12/09(Sun)04:27 No.5140765
    The eye can't see.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)04:28 No.5140777
    Or CAN IT?
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)04:28 No.5140780
    Um, did you miss the part where we can suppress mutations at will? Even if we did end up a lump it wouldn't negatively affect us in any way.

    Also, we can choose not to accept mutations if they suck, so I doubt we'd end up that bad.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)04:29 No.5140783
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    Attempt: Functional Third Eye
    Target: Vestigial Third Eye
    Result: Explosion

    Third Eye is now a burnt out empty hole.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/12/09(Sun)04:29 No.5140786
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)04:30 No.5140791

    Let's not try any more for now. This is slightly silly.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)04:30 No.5140793
    Can we hold the Axe of the Pit in our backhands?

    If that's too awkward, we could use our limb-extending power in emergencies.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)04:31 No.5140795
    Shit. How hurt are we? I think that's enough messing around with mutations. Head to nearest town that isn't Buzzardloved with a Heracles temple and begin to ask questions. We might see Kav there too.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)04:31 No.5140798

    Lets fill this hole... with an AXE!
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)04:33 No.5140808
    Limb extension + weirdass hands + handholds = LOOK AT ME I AM A FUCKING MONKEY
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/12/09(Sun)04:35 No.5140818
    Maybe we could target our minor telekinesis and accidentally make our brain explode.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)04:36 No.5140826
    In the event of mutation, can we use our LIMITED TELEKINESIS to manipulate objects?

    Remember, Beardbeard still has his LIMITED TELEKINESIS i think!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)04:37 No.5140840
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    You can manipulate the hands just fine, but their lack of an arm attached makes their range of motion pretty limited.

    >How hurt are we?
    Your back hurts, but overall, you feel fine. The eye socket stings in the cold winter air, but turning off your mutations ends the stinging. Of course, turning off the mutations also makes you liable to freeze to death, so you deal with the pain.

    You trudge off to the nearest temple of Heracles - Eridia.
    >> Heresy Cat 07/12/09(Sun)04:38 No.5140846

    Eye kerplode.


    Quad Wielding! What are the penalties for that?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/12/09(Sun)04:39 No.5140848
    Couldn't we light a torch and shove it in there?
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)04:41 No.5140877

    Why? We have no eye back there, its not like we'd be able to see any better after shining some light around.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)04:43 No.5140886
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    How do you think you've been carrying everything all this time?
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)04:44 No.5140892
    oh man, we had an eye blowout.

    I suggest we steal someone else's eye, put it into eye slot, and then MUTATE: INTEGRATE: EYESOCKET
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)04:45 No.5140901
    Oh good lord I lol'd.

    Hey, maybe we can mutate our Telekineses ability and make it stronger?
    >> Heresy Cat 07/12/09(Sun)04:45 No.5140902
    ..Why did I laugh?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/12/09(Sun)04:46 No.5140907
    Lets aim something that we know can cause explosions at our brain.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)04:46 No.5140910

    I thought we were hiding it in our beard.

    Whats our ETA at our destination? Maybe we should arrange for some food deliveries to the cave from somewhere nearby first.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)04:47 No.5140915
    Wait, is that a cloak in there? Put that shit on, cover up the damn eyehole.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)04:49 No.5140941
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)04:51 No.5140960
    I assumed it was in the medieval fantasy version of hammerspace.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)04:54 No.5140988
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    You haven't been wearing the cloak because it covers your wings and is uncomfortable that way. It'd be even worse with the hands. However, you can wear it just fine now that you can turn off your mutations! But once we get in the - oh look its Eridia.

    Nothing needs to be hurt in this three second interval.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)04:56 No.5141002
    Enter Heracles temple. Inspect temple and people inside. If nothing of notice is found go directly to the Priest and ask about Heracles.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)04:57 No.5141005

    First, send some food to the cave
    Second, head to Heracles' temple and scope it out
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)04:58 No.5141016

    How we feeling tonight boss? Maybe we should have a drink before the fight, to get ourselves nice and pumped. we need to be at MAXIMUM strength here, right?
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:01 No.5141041
    Third, find the water chip
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:01 No.5141047
    Go to bar.
    Send food and drinks back up to the cave.
    "Keep it on my tab- I'll pay after I get the 20K in my mountain stronghold back from another dorf."
    Go to temple.
    Case the joint.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/12/09(Sun)05:03 No.5141059
    O shit, we have no money. Lets go check the wanted posters.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:03 No.5141060
    We should at least be able to replace mutations with other mutations. So we can end up all xombeard.png.
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    Shouldn't we do something to let us show off Xom's wonderful gifts as we fight and ascend to godhood? Still have troubles about the axe when in mutated form.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)05:06 No.5141094
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    Before you head to the temple of Heracles, you decide to spend some cashmonies. Garrelf had 2005 gold on him that he will no longer be needing. You spend a thousand bribing some people to caravan up a mountain in the middle of nowhere with food for your adventuring party. You spend another 5 on a keg of ale, to keep you nice and not-sober for the incoming confrontation.

    Mmmm ale.

    1000 gold remaining.

    I meant to mention the money back when someone asked last thread. Sorry.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/12/09(Sun)05:09 No.5141109
    Lets try to recharge our breathe weapon.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:09 No.5141110
    Ponder the sorts of ale that could be drunk when one is a deity.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:11 No.5141122
    Okay, now let's go to the temple.
    >> Heresy Cat 07/12/09(Sun)05:12 No.5141129

    Do you want to explode again?
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:13 No.5141137

    How is our current equipment. Any shops around here carying any upgrades? I mean, we're using an oven door for a shield or something , are we not?
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:14 No.5141143
    Yo know what's weird? We've never been to Liam. We could probably do something there for information on/way to kill Heracles.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:16 No.5141159
    *You not Yo.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)05:19 No.5141178
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    Alright, to the temple of Heracles! You venture inside, to find a pair of priests, a small pile of rocks, and an open bottle of glue between the two of them.

    Of course we're using an oven shield.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:21 No.5141193
    Ask what happened here.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:21 No.5141195

    What in the FUCK are you two doing?
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:25 No.5141220
    looks like they're building some symbolic big rock thingy. Soemthing about being able to lift all those pebbles and the glue meaning that they could lift that rock if they really wanted to.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:25 No.5141222
    Inquire what the Xom is going on here
    >> Heresy Cat 07/12/09(Sun)05:27 No.5141233
    I remember.

    Kav did a very clever thing to join up.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:28 No.5141241

    Clearly someone broke the rock. Walk in and shatter the fuck out of that thing, then grind the pebbles to dust. We want to prove ourself as a worthy challenger after all.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:28 No.5141242
    What's with all this talking and asking questions? We are here to kick a god's ass right, break that poor attempt at a rock apart and threaten them next.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)05:28 No.5141246
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    "Some bitch broke the testing rock when she wanted to become a follower of Heracles. We're putting it back together."
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:29 No.5141251

    Re-break the rock with that priest, he complains too much.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:30 No.5141259
    Our course of action is clear. Shatter the rock into thousands of pieces.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:31 No.5141266
    We could probably do the Find Kav Quest right now. So let's ask if he knew the name of the girl and where are they.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:32 No.5141274
    >>5141266, then >>5141259
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)05:35 No.5141292
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    "Just get a new rock!"
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:38 No.5141307

    Let us now issue our challenge.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:38 No.5141308
    They're not going to be very co-operative now, are they? Mind you they do respect strength and stuff...
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:38 No.5141309
    I bet they never even THOUGHT about just getting a new rock.

    If Heracles is as dumb as his priests we should have no problem at all in taking him down.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:40 No.5141323

    As soon as Heracles comes out, use the arm-extending thing from Xom to poke his eye out fast.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:40 No.5141324
    Can we mutate folk? Lets mutate these folk.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:42 No.5141341

    So... Did we pass the challenge? Or is something going to do something about us just killing one of that somethings priest?

    *Hem hem*
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)05:44 No.5141350
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    "HERACLES! I have come to KILL YOU!"

    The priests lament in the background. One says he is quitting.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:44 No.5141356

    Tell the quitting priest that Xom's loving embrace awaits him. Kill the fuck out of the other one.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:45 No.5141358
    Lets mutate the end of our arm into a hammer.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:46 No.5141362

    In b4 no response or he sends someone to do his work for him.

    Like a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:46 No.5141363

    Do the opposite of this. They're going to be our priests in a few minutes, after all.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:47 No.5141368
    Grab the still faithful priest.

    "You get your god to talk to me right fucking now, and I'll make you a high priest or something when I become your god."
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:47 No.5141372
    I finish crafting an amulet.

    It is crafted of jet. It menaces with spikes of granite. It is decorated with rock lobster shell. It depicts an image of a dwarf. It depicts an image of a drum. The dwarf is playing the drum.
    >> Heresy Cat 07/12/09(Sun)05:47 No.5141375
    Beardbeard gains divinity!

    Everyone has quit Beardbeard's religion!

    Xom is amused!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)05:49 No.5141384
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    Heracles answers your summons. "Wahaha, the little beard thinks he can kill me? Maybe. Maybe. Let's fight, little beard."
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:49 No.5141387
    Do Gods actually need followers? They get their power from the shards after all. They probably just keep Followers so there's people to kiss their ass and do work for them.

    Actually we should ask Fate where the shards came from.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:50 No.5141394
    "You are mocking my beard. Don't think I'll let you go easy."
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:51 No.5141399

    Reach through the thought bubble and poke his eye out.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:51 No.5141402
    "Sure thing, one-eye. Let's call up Fate and Xom. Fate needs to know and Xom will get a kick out of it..."
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:52 No.5141404
    Very well! Where shall we fight? It must be a level playing field like the place we fought the pansy magic god. I forget his name.

    Also we fight with close combat weaponry, yes? Much manlier this way. You do not wish to be un-manly do you, Heracles?
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:52 No.5141405

    Can we challenge him to a drinking contest?
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:52 No.5141406

    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:52 No.5141407

    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:53 No.5141410
    If we are allowed to mutate other then atempt using power of mutation to mutate Heracles face into a vagina.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)05:54 No.5141416
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    The room starts to shake.

    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:54 No.5141420
    >Wahaha, the little beard thinks he can kill me? Maybe. Maybe.
    I've yet to meet one who can kill bullet.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:55 No.5141427
    Put his eye out. Come and get me motherfucker.

    Oi, and was that a Heavy Weapons Guy reference? So awesome.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:56 No.5141430
    We might want to leave the shaking building.


    He's coming through. HE'S COMING THROUGH
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:56 No.5141432
    Huh. Shows how powerful Xom is, Xom just waltzed out of the bubble.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)05:59 No.5141445

    Hell, we ripped a hole in reality with less effort than this guys is giving.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:00 No.5141450

    He's coming through. Make an attack of opportunity to trip him.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:00 No.5141451
    HEY! Is that "little" a short joke?

    This bastard is SO going down.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)06:01 No.5141461
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    "No, I not come through. You come to me."
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:02 No.5141466

    Well then, that is interesting!
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:02 No.5141469
    Throw off cloak, activate mutations, and dive in axe first, wailing like a motherfucking berserker.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:03 No.5141474

    Come into wherever the hell we are going with axe(s) blazing.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:04 No.5141480
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:05 No.5141487
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:06 No.5141491

    Don't fall in, dive in. Activate mutations, swing axe lots.

    Gnome, what powers do we have right now?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)06:09 No.5141510
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    You come down with a heavy swing, striking through his shoulder.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:11 No.5141516
    He will surely counterattack with haste and power. Be ready for it!
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:11 No.5141518
    Tell him his shoe laces are untied. Slash his eye with the axe when he looks down.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:12 No.5141520
    Throw galaxy at Heracles
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:12 No.5141521
    Assess situation:
    Where are we? What else is here?
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:13 No.5141528


    Gnome, what powers do we have available right now?
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:15 No.5141541

    If any parts of our body get damaged, just force mutate over it so that we never actually take any damage but rather just become more and more mutated.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:16 No.5141547
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)06:17 No.5141551
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    "Stop with the swinging, its useless in here."
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:18 No.5141553
    Kill the medic first! KILL THE FUCKING MEDIC FIRST!
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:19 No.5141560
    I though we were going to fight. What are you, chicken?
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:20 No.5141565

    Fuck the axe, activate berserker rage, jump inside that hole we cut and tear him from the inside out with pure dorfen anger.
    >> Heresy Cat 07/12/09(Sun)06:21 No.5141572

    OH SHIT.




    He isn't going to challenge us to a battle. It will be an intellectual challenge.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:22 No.5141576
    Hey! No one takes away a dwarf's AXE!

    Wait. Are we, like, not on a level playing field here like when we fought Glittergold? This could be trouble.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:22 No.5141577

    Keep moving and swinging. Ask why not. And whether or not he's packing a gatling gun.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:23 No.5141581
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    >God of strength


    But... But I thought we were fighting a different Herakles.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:23 No.5141582
    What's the problem? He doesn't look so smart.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)06:23 No.5141586
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    >I though we were going to fight. What are you, chicken?
    "No, no, I not be like chicken, I be like rock. Can't kill here."

    You realize you are in the Neutral Room.

    "I like you, little beard. Got spunk. Where want to fight?"
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:25 No.5141592
    Oh, good. Just the neutral room. Okay, let's accept his challenge.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:25 No.5141593
    "Somewhere simple and fitting for your fall. Atop a mountain, preferebly, or, barring that, a large stadium."
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:25 No.5141596
    >"Where want to fight?"

    This looks like people will have to see it. Teleport straight into some circus arena with a full audience. Plenty of families with children will witness our triumph!
    >> Heresy Cat 07/12/09(Sun)06:25 No.5141597

    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:26 No.5141600
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:26 No.5141601
    Second this, only in a big gladiator ring.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:26 No.5141602

    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:27 No.5141603

    I am reading all of his lines in the Heavy's voice.

    I love you so much Gnome.

    Oh, and I vote In The Town. Because collateral damage and improvised weaponry is the shit.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:27 No.5141604
    On a level playing field, where it will be a fair fight. Possibly in a canyon or valley or something of the like. With lots of pillars. Lot and lots of very tough pillars.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:28 No.5141612

    Why play in a level playing field when he's giving us choice of venue and we can find someplace where he is at a disadvantage?
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:28 No.5141614
    You know, had we met Heracles sooner, I think he and Beard would have gotten along great.

    There must be a way to take his godhood but not his life.
    Can we ask Fate about that?
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:29 No.5141617
    Technically, he asked where we wanted to fight, but that doesn't mean he'll automatically agree to wherever we specify.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:29 No.5141618
    You mean, the pillar of infinite pillars?
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:30 No.5141627
    IIRC, old dueling rules has challenger setting up location and challengee setting up medium.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)06:31 No.5141629
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    So whiny. Haven't updated this in a while.

    MUTATIONS (Now Optional):
    Weird Hands
    No Left Eye
    What Hands?
    Poison Immunity
    Full Body Beard

    Everything's a Weapon
    Subtle Telekinesis - now with Offscreen mode!
    Champion of Xom
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:31 No.5141630


    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:32 No.5141633
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:38 No.5141670
    Wave back to Fate.
    >> Heresy Cat 07/12/09(Sun)06:39 No.5141680

    Our mutations suck.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)06:40 No.5141687
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    "WAAAHAHAHA! Good choice! I like it! Let's go, little beard."
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:42 No.5141694

    General strategy:
    Take out his eye, heal any wounds you receive by mutating over them, we already saw our axe can hurt him, so go for that. Maybe throw those combatants at him for fun.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:43 No.5141700

    After that it should be pretty much over.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:43 No.5141701


    *invoking "Anything is a Weapon" here*
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:44 No.5141709

    Also, turn on all mutations. That fur gives you an AC bonus in Crawl, so yeah.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:45 No.5141713

    hurr to the durr there.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:45 No.5141716

    Too late
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:45 No.5141719
    We can use the combatants as weapons, just not the audience
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:46 No.5141723
    I bet Gnome is getting tired.
    >> Heresy Cat 07/12/09(Sun)06:47 No.5141736

    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:47 No.5141738

    Yes, probably but unfortunately for him, this isn't a very appropriate stopping point. That being said, he will probably stop it soon anyways.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:54 No.5141789
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:56 No.5141802
    Cliffhang it and continue the fight next session. This has gone one long enough.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:58 No.5141814
    The next session should be sooner than normal, though.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)06:59 No.5141823
    >> Heresy Cat 07/12/09(Sun)07:02 No.5141841
    I would not be against stopping right now I'm tired myself.

    It is jsut before the big fight. Why not?
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)07:15 No.5141898
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    Man I haven't drawn Beardbeard in a while...
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)07:20 No.5141922
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    This man is correct. I now lack a job; sessions will be twice a week for a while. TUESDAYS AND SATURDAYS, MARK YOUR CALENDARS.

    In addition... thoughts on the .gif's? They look neat but are a time consuming bitch to make.

    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)07:23 No.5141931
    >In addition... thoughts on the .gif's? They look neat but are a time consuming bitch to make.

    They may look neat but most definitely not neat enough to warrant for the time and effort. Avoid.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)07:28 No.5141961
    The gifs are cool, but should be saved for situations where they would be really awesome.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)07:32 No.5141976
    You should probably just make .gifs of cool scenes after the fact rather than stopping the story for them.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)07:32 No.5141977
    Avoid, they're pretty cool, but you could put in so much more into a session if you avoid em.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)07:33 No.5141985
    If you need gifs, consider making them beforehand, perhaps.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)07:37 No.5142001
    .gifs are the best part! I love 'em.
    >> Heresy Cat 07/12/09(Sun)07:40 No.5142019
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    Oh thank god for the end. I was getting exhausted..

    Must.. sleeeeeeep...
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)07:40 No.5142020
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    That would be railroading.

    I like this idea. ALRIGHT, taking suggestions on DQ moments you want to be animated. I have a few ideas (Timberserker on Musclebeard, KoBold and the Beautiful, and Beard, Axe, Pride... Ale on Garrelf), but want to see fan suggestions first.

    Also they take a few tries to get just right. Bothersome.
    >> The Scribbler 07/12/09(Sun)07:43 No.5142032
    Well ya can't have one move be a gif every time, no point. Beard Ale Pride should NOT be gifed, it must be seperate.

    Save them for the most badass, awesome, or dramatic. You've been a good judge in the past so go with your gut.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)07:46 No.5142052
    Finishing moves are usually nice to see animated.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)07:47 No.5142062
    I notice most of the quest...uh..authors (weavers?) are doing more animation these days.

    A startling, but awesome trend.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)07:51 No.5142085
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    I wasn't asking for moves that would always be animated later. I was asking for specific moments in the past you want to see animated, and I will re-make those moments for future ultra happy after session fun times.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)07:52 No.5142093
    I'd say go for Beard, Axe, Pride and Ale on Garrelf.
    >> The Scribbler 07/12/09(Sun)07:53 No.5142095
    sorry 8 am and i didn't sleep

    what this dude says
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)07:54 No.5142096
    I think it'd be awesome to see Beardbeard using Glittergold as a godsled animated.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)07:55 No.5142099
    Kav blasting anything with the boys and Coco getting hugged.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)07:56 No.5142107
    Girls of Dorf Quest in undergarments.... animated!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 07/12/09(Sun)08:02 No.5142126
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    Reaver started it. I am the only one to continue the trend. However, since I am also the only questfag still posting here on 4chan, that makes sense. The rest of us moved over to tgchan.

    These will happen.

    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)08:06 No.5142133

    Which ironically worked out for you, since tgchan asploded.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)08:16 No.5142157
    Huh? It's working fine.
    >> Anonymous 07/12/09(Sun)08:17 No.5142164
    Damn it, stop fixing things!

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