>>5110242
BTW, this is definetly someone testing me, while she does have some pretty nice gear, she was obviously an amature otherwise I wouldn't of heard her.

Interrogate her and/or depending on the setting turn her over to the Authorities.

>>5110242
Turn her into the authorities.

>>5110242
Yeah, find out who she is by whatever interrogation doesn't bother your character.

Then, turn her in to the cops. If the cops are all evil in the setting, let her go but tell her you'll kill her if you see her again.

You could drive her to some desolate area and set her free there, without the equipment.

But >>5110255 is probably better.

Oh and you might want to keep the Equipment with you, might be able to trace it back to whoever hired her if you can't get any names out of her.

>>authorities

>>cyberpunk game


lol.

Ask her who sent her. If she doesn't respond, go through her things. Find a unique item or something you haven't seen before, and go on your version of the internet and try to figure out who makes it, and who uses it.

>>5110242
>famous for being a moral mercenary
>never killing women, children or the unarmed

Moralism is not the same as idiotism.

>>5110273
no but not killing children or the unarmed isnt stupidity is being moral

>>5110273

And, OP said it was obviously a test. If he was supposed to kill her, she would be much more threatening.

>>5110253
Just got an extra bit of info from talking to her.
Turns out that someone anonymously offered her hard cash to come here and steal something from me.
And she's an street orphan, my character is a street orphan and very, very sensitive about it.
They sent a street orphan expecting me to kill her.
Character activating nerd rage in 3...2...1...
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUCK

>>5110287
I don't think they expect you to kill her.

You should feed and clothe her, indoctrinate her as your apprentice. So that the next time someone strong arms her into doing an immoral act, she can defend herself.

>>5110287
The game is going on right now?

>>5110298
MSN Game. It's slow though so I have time to come here and sask during other peoples turns.

>>5110267
This is CyberPunk not Post Apoc.

>>5110287
Make sure she didnt steal anything and let her go

>>5110294
Could be one of those "just as planned" set ups if you go that route. Best bet is to wash your hands of her and focus on who sent her.

>>5110321
Hmm, if you're going to follow her you or someone you trust should keep tabs on her for a bit, She might try to sneak back in and Steal something, or run into her employer.

Give her whatever she came to steal, along with a handwritten note saying "Fuck you."

>>5110314
i lol'd because cyberpunk is typically pretty totalitarian, when they can get their hands on a criminal. Doing that would be tantamount to torture, i'm sure.

>>5110259
>>If the cops are all evil
"If?"

>>5110338
Also, if possible, attach RFID tracers to both objects.

>>5110346
Cops are pretty bastardly in general in this.
There are a few good ones but none I know personally.
Oh, and I've just gone through her stuff, there's a note saying 'If you're reading this, she has failed, she dies unless you give her the object we want.'
Threatening innocents...
Threatening me.
More FFFFFFFFFFFU...
Yeah, some big corporate CEO is going to die. But if I let her go they'll kill her...
Ideas?

>>5110338
>>5110352
These two seem like the Most interesting Ideas, it'd definately move the story along.

>>5110363
give her the object send her on her way and follow her carefully to find the employers.
Kill Maim and burn employers.

>>5110363
Hey now, don't let them get under your skin like that. Whatever you do, don't act rashly.

>>5110363
offer her your protection

If you're playing Shadowrun, be aware that she may have been sent to steal something to use as a sympathetic link.

rape her!

>>5110363
Just got a phone call from someone 'You might as well do what you want with her, she's going to doe anyway. No point in her dying a vigrin, waste of a cute girl.'
Oh dear god these people are going to hurt for this.
It also means they know she failed.
My character has already closed the bullet proof windows before you say it and set up the lock down on his apartment, and phoned the rest of the group, my best money is on them using snipers.

Talk her into becoming sympathetic with you, so she trusts you. Then attach a small tracking device to the item her employers want and send her to give it to them, along with a note saying "If the girl dies, you die."

Then wait until the girl comes back or you learn of her death or you waited long enough, break into a military facility, find something that shoot missiles, aim it at the tracking devices coordinates.

PROFIT

In before "Come with me if you want to live."

I say your team needs to teach these faggots what happens when they burn their operatives. Even if you don't personally care about the girl, that's just bad business.

she is obviously bugged. backhack them to find out who you are dealing with.

>>5110451
Fuckfuckfuck...

If there ARE Snipers you need to draw those bastards out..How bulletproof are you?

1) Hire Shadowrun team
2) Double cross them
3) ???
4) Utterly fail at profit

>>5110488
Not very. However I do have a riot shield made of about 2 inches of solid bullet proof material that can take anti tank rounds. And they'll probably stay outside for now.
No one's shot yet if they are there, nothings coming up on security and the rest of the team is on it's way.

>>5110498
Have you gotten the girl to tell you WHO sent her? Or does she think that she's still in a position to be stubborn whilst Hogtied?

>>5110451
Keep her tied up during this for her sake. She's in over her head, clearly.

>>5110514
>Have you gotten the girl to tell you WHO sent her? Or does she think that she's still in a position to be stubborn whilst Hogtied?
>Turns out that someone anonymously offered her hard cash to come here and steal something from me.

>snipers

I know who to call.

Your GM is clearly railroading you into going on a killing spree. You must choose whether to comply, or rebel and travel to the Third World to become a pacifist monk.

>>5110535
So we at least know where dealing with Professionals, who are aware of your..Erhm Chivalrous policies. Could that mean somebody that knows you?

>>5110537
WATCH OUT HE'S GOT A RAZORBACK FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>5110537

The spy takes great care to straighten his tie before tucking it back into position, takes a long drag and flicks the cigarette away.

"Gentlemen, I have arrived."

OP here.
Have you ever had one of those blinding moments of inspiration where you thought, those clever bastards.
I just did, grabbed her and ran her though a scanner.
We recently did a big job on a Medical company, surgery and drugs.
She's got a bomb in her, remote explosive. Probably the only reason it hasn't gone off it because my entire house is lead lined and I have jammer technology and that's stopping the signal.
I am very, very glad I'm also the team medic right now.
I've got her on the table right now and I'm putting her to sleep. They probably put it in her when they gave her the things, you know, a microneedle hidden in a glove or something and drugs so she didn't notice the black out.
This is very bad but at least I know who sent her.
The bomb is either a virus or chemical, it has a vial attached to it.

>>5110569

Keep the bomb, mail it to asshole's house when you find out who it is.

>>5110569
Engage your hyper weapon now
AdviceRance.jpg
No-one will ever know

Chemical/Biological Warfare bodes pretty fucking Ill, this could mean a lot more than some CEO with a Grudge, that's some Mass Murder shit they're up to. Kay, keep the thing inside and keep it somewhere Secure..and now that I think of it Airtight.

>>5110569

you are dumb as hell. scanning her should have been part of your standard interrogation technique. I hope you blow your nuts off trying to disarm it.

>>5110608

man you are so cool on the internets

>>5110569
Now I want to play this game.

>>5110608
Yeah, I scanned her. Skin deep scan, shows all implants and there isn't usually any point in scanning deeper.
How was I to know there was a God damn Bomb.
And now the ground floor proximity alarm has gone off.
They must of realized that they're bomb isn't working...
Shit

>>5110639

so, you don't already have an escape route mapped out? for shame. hope your buddies can pull your fat out of the fire. in the future you should be more prepared/paranoid.

>>5110608

Even hardlined mercenaries can have lapses of thought every now and again.

OP, if you manage to save the girl, what exactly do you plan for her?

Time to cut and run

Bomb is laughing gas. You are fighting the Joker. Enjoy your WHY SO SERIOUS?

>>5110659
I do have an escape route, I also have an unconsious girl on the table who I've just cut open and I'm not going to leave her here.

>>5110660
Not a clue. Maybe take her out for coffee, she's cute, we're about the same age and hey, I saved her life.
Or maybe just protect her.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

They're on the 4th floor of 8 and I've got the bomb out, she's not bleeding and everything is going well, hopefully the Flashbang grenade I've just tied to the front door handle will slow them down.

>>5110639
..What are you're house's defenses? Dependant on that and your confidence in your fighting skills, you might have to Untie the Girl, ditch the bomb and get the hell out.

This is an appropriate time to bring out the big guns.

SUMMON TERRASQUE

>>5110691
Tie the bomb to the flashbang!

>>5110691
The Flashbang shouldn't be used to slow someone down, it should be used to disable someone so they become that much easier to disembowel with a trench shovel.

...


So I'm told.

>>5110639

Interrogate her, beat the living shit out of her, break her hands and let her go.

No killing involved, problem solved.

>>5110698
One flashbang tied to a door handle.
A few lasers which set off very nasty traps when activated (One of them removes teeth fillings through the face, I love giant magnets.)
Several security locks, the front door is 1 ton of solid Metal, the entire flat is lead lines and reinforced heavly enough to take a small nuclear missle directly.
Oh, and a penis scanner, which works of DNA finger printing, jam it in and the door opens. Not a single person apart from my character has had the guts to stick theirs in there yet as the 'Access denies' involves a large laser blade (I bought it discount and it guards the inner part of the house where I am right now, armoury, surgery, training area and my vault.)

And the rest of the group said I was crazy for putting so much into my house.

what about secret escape tunnels? elevator shafts are probably secure as are fire escapes and possibly vents depending on how bad they want you dead. I hope your friends are bringing a tank.

>>5110736
That would've been interesting Insight, about an Hour and one Bomb ago.

>>5110768

>penis scanner

Wait...what? That's an odd one. Hard to fake though...

Other than that, sounds like a good setup for defense. Better get that bomb disabled though. The moment the door opens the bomb could go live.

>>5110800
either that or under a Faraday cage. you need to isolate that bomb ASAP

>>5110800
I can't risk it, I'm no tech specialist. And If I Fuck this up then the blast is going to be contianed inside the house, not good for those of us inside it. I'm going to put it in my vault, lead lined again so it should stop it going off.
>>5110779
Like I said, she's unconsious and I can't leave her here, I'm half way through stiching her up and they're on the 7th floor. There are 3 seperate secret exits. All of them outside the inner sanctum, it's made to be impossible to break into, so that's out.

>>And the rest of the group said I was crazy for putting so much into my house

You kind of ARE crazy, but a good Da Vinci styled crazy. Hmm, how much punishment do you think that Penis Scanner Door can take?

...Wait, this place is pretty damned secure so, how'd the Amateur girl get in?

toss the bomb out the mail slot

>>5110838
Open window.
What, we're on the 8th floor and it was a hot night.
And I didn't expect this shit to go down.

SPOILER: "girl" used penis scanner

You're not your character. Stop referring to yourself as a mercenary.

>>5110858
No, she was sent to steal OP's penis to use in the penis scanner.

>>5110857

you are the worst shadowrunner, ever.

>>5110871
>ROLEPLAYING IS FOR FAGGOTS
Fuck off.

leave her in africa.

What you want is something to make them take longer. Time is your friend, you have allies arriving don't you?

Flashbangs, claymores, anything to make them more cautious.

If your strong, furniture would be a good barricade over some doors. If they can get through the door they can get through that but still, it's time they have to spend that won't involve shooting you.

Liquids on the floor. Oil, water, whatever you have. Time is what you need. If you take a few out too, all the better but time is great.

It's night right? Flashbang trap. Well hidden. In a dark room after a couple more. Night vision is not their friend.

That's all the traps I can think of off the top of my head. Sorry mate. I'll do some more thinkin' nothin' better to do.

>>5110911
Home Alone, cyberpunk edition?

what's funny is OP is doing all these thing to try and stay 'moral' but this is a cyberpunk game so the girl almost HAS to betray him. it's just part of the genre.

You have an armory, right? What sort of weaponry do you have there? Also, what SORT of medical supplies? If possible, try to set up some floor tacks with large doses of chloroform. It might not knock them out, but it'll certainly fuck with their organic bits.

Back in two hours to tell you how it went.
Got to go do something I do weekly.

>>5110928
Suddenlt: A whole new world of possibilities presents itself.

>>5110928

Basically. With the setup of your house that we've heard about you probably have some nice tools for this purpose.

>>5110937
Practically all this Shit under the sun.
I've got a lot of medical supplies and a hell of a lot of guns.
Mostly shotguns, so the tight spaces in the apartment should help me. Infact, I bought it with that in mind.
Thumb tacks on the floor in Choloform, good idea.

>>5110958

you need some super sticky glue stuff so they have to take their boots off first

If they were serious about taking you out, they'd just take out the bottom floor of the building. Some detcord and/or C4 for the main load-bearing bits, and your superbox on floor 8 comes tumbling down.

As it is, slap some surgical glue on the girl instead of manual stitches, and get to your impenetrable box. Having sent a strike team means they're trying to get at you directly, rather than bringing down the house. Your box should buy you enough time for the party to get there.

How high tech is this place? If sufficiently and you have it, Mono(Strand, Edge, Whatever) wire is your friend. String it up, high AND low, never the same way twice if you can. Make them careful, maybe make them dead.

Last Post before I go for 2 hours
>>5111013
I'm already in my impenetrable box, inside it are the armoury, surgery and vault. Outside is everything else. They're now waiting on the 7th floor for something, probably reinforcements or bigger weapons.
See you in 2 hours /tg/ Keep sending ideas, I can still set the up in the time I have.

line the stairs with ball bearings to make it hard to climb. mixed in with the ball bearings are micro grenades that detonate on movement.

a paint can that swings down to hit them in the face. the paint can contains unstable nitroglycerin.

instead of flame thrower traps use white phosphorus.

>>5111028

Do you have any idea what the bomb payload is? Maybe the bad guys have (as per usual) pissed in their runner team's oatmeal by putting some proper nasty shit in the opposition's (that is, you) hands that you can use to take the strike team out.

If your mates know what to defend against, pulling you out shouldn't be hard. May not be hard period depending on how the building's designed.

If you have a well equipped surgery you must have all sorts of "interesting" devices for making holes in people...

Beware of hightech survelliance equipment which they may be using to scout out your activities - camera bots through the vents, etc. Also, put on your gasmask, because I don't see much stopping them from flooding your saferooms with gas.

This is the work of someone who:
1) Knows enough about you to know you were an orphan,
2) Doesn't know enough about you to know that there's a jammer in your house.

What.

The payload of the bomb means someone with a lot of resources, the detonation trigger means someone hopelessly inept.

Or someone fed someone else bad information.

Or the bomb was never supposed to go off, and someone's pulling some 'testing you' bullshit and is happy to risk the lives of orphans to do it.

>>5111177

Sounds like middle management in a company with that.

Has your file, knows your history but didn't do any independent research.

Access to large amounts of resources but not the cleverness to back it up.

I think your being dealt with by the middle management of a supercorp. That doesn't mean the CEO isn't gunning for you, just that you haven't been judged to be a huge threat.

Oh course I have no evidence to back that up. That's just a hypothesis. One that can wait for not-being-shot-time.

If you have some furniture available in the hallway outside the apartment, place a shotgun underneath it to cover as much of the corridor as possible. You want it to hit their legs or feet, if you have an automatic, set it to automatic fire and load up as many shots as you can.
Make sure the furniture will stay still when it fires, make a discrete wire attached to the door. If your GM is a nitpicker, make simple weight to pull the trigger to make sure it keeps firing no matter what happens to the door or wire after the trap is triggered.

If you might be in deep shit you could have the safe room be a trap too, just get as much explosives as you can, make it look like you've set up for a last stand in the back, hide out in the supply closet down the hall and take out the stragglers after the explosion.

If you decide to try the bomb from the girl, make sure you grab some gas masks and her incision is properly covered. Just a wet towel should be able to absorb enough to avoid seeping into the incision, but contact agents are still a problem.

This game sounds awesome, Source?

Oh Bobby!
What a pickle.
If the advanced team is waiting on the 7th floor, you are on the 8th, they aren't waiting. They are gathering intel.
Which is what you should be doing. Eve considered the fact that these might be your friends? Did she reset the sensors to detect allies as enemies? Also, ever heard of surgical glue or even staples?
On the plus side, they are looking for a house weekness. If a SWAT style team is advancing on your house, what are their standard operating procedures? They already know the layout of the house, they know their targets location and they know you are experienced.

Which means, this is a 'screw you' job. This girl is the key, and you must find out exactly who is setup on the 7th floor.
This is imperative.
If they are your buds, the screw you job multiplied by an ingenious factor, if it is an advanced SWAT, escape is going to be a feat. The SWAT's first infiltrating maneuver is to cut off all exits, then to cut off all external communications, then to isolate the target. The strategy is to corner you.

Goal 1, scan the rooftop and the nearby fly zone + Snipers. Use this as your decoy, pop smoke and retreat. See how the advanced team responds.

Goal 2, Test/scan emergency escapes, it is very likely they have been trapped. Remember you have had an infiltrator with enough time to do whatever until you woke up.

Goal 3; don't ignore the obvious exit as the best exit. Depending on how well they know you they may not expect the obvious, also they may also have the resources to cover everything!

Goal 4; Contact your teammates! Coordinate!

Goal 5; your escape plans should be stuck to by the letter. Don't deviate, and trust your hidden cache's of weapons or supplies along your route.

And this, kids, is exactly why "moralfag" characters are dramatically superior.

Hurry back OP, on the edge of my seat here.

Still waiting for source.

>>5111618

We're not sure. We were never told the system, sorry mate. We've all been working on Generic Cyberpunk ideas

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My wife just came in and saw this thread. As she was leaving the room she said:

"I AM GODZILLA, YOU ARE JAPAN!"

>>5111717
Your waifu is weird.

>>5111717

Your wife is wise.

>>5111749

I take it you didn't get the reference?

Damn, was hoping to find out how this ended but seriously I can't wait any longer. Sleep calls.

Eh, it wicght still exist when I wake up. Not likely though.

>>5111826
BAD END

Right, I spent the entire time they were on the 7th floor setting out traps. A lot of traps, grenades, claymores, small gas traps, ball bearings, marmalade on the door knobs, hell, I've even set up a spring loaded groin height spikey stick in one of the door frames for good measure, now all there is to do is wait.
I've retreated to the safety area. The motion senseors warned me that they were coming up the stairs.
My camera at the door counts at least 10, maybe 12 of them, black suits, rifles and, damn, gas masks, that makes the gas useless, still, the acid'll do something to them.
They kick down the door and I grin, welcome to hell boys, and I'm your host Satan.

>>5112049
What about the girl?

>>5112049
The girl is still out on the table, she won't wake up for at least another 3 hours and she's tied.
They leave the screens view, instantly there's a loud Bang from outside across the microphone I placed in the living room as they kick the door in and set of the 3 flash bangs tied to it. A shout as one of them blunders into something and the sound of gun fire. Motion stops on one of them.
The others recover with suprising speed and move through, more cautious now, a thud as they fall over the ball bearings and the sound of total chaos as the claymore tied to the roof above the doorway one of them just went thoug goes off, good thing there's nothing of real value in this house outside the vault right now. 4 down at least in under 15 seconds, not bad all things considered.

Hey OP, source?

Should've rigged grenades to fall in the doorway when the door was kicked open. Would have preferably been WP.

Suggestion: if it comes down to it alternate flash band & a more damaging type of grenade. Once again I prefer WP. Everyone loves Shake an' Bake.

>>5112112
>flash band
flash BANG

Jesus Christ I need to get more quality sleep.

>>5112082
The rest of them make their way through the rest of the apartment, losing another 5 or 6, I lost count of the shouts before managing to find the blast door in my room, they must not of known about it as one of the remianings says ;What's that sarge?' before they enter the room.
I haul my riot sheild onto my arm and pull out my lucky shotgun, there's only two left. I can handle two, if the mine and other trap don't get them.
As they step across the threshold of my bedroom an explosion shakes the building, the mine blows up killing all but one, I can't hear the screams through the safe house door, but I can hear them over the microphone.
Their seargeant is all that's left. The motion detector shows him moving over to the door of the safe house. I grasp the handle, the acid grenade over the door dumping at least a litre of HCl pH1 into his bare face, he falls to the floor in pain and I open the door, grab him and tape him before throwing Alkali into his face, it'll neutralize it enough to stop him dying at least.

>>5112159

Cool, someone to interrogate.

Don't forget the hipocritic oath: Information equals treatment.

>>5112159
Thast great I hope you will archive it when you will finish.

Cyberpunked Home Alone Defense successful

Hilarious win.

>>5112103
Not a clue, I got it from another thread on /tg/

>>5112159
I smile, an entire team, we've done that before as a group but I've never done it by myself.
Then I hear the van screech in the street, look out the window and downwards, large, black, hulking and armoured. Looks expensive. Another team at least, maybe a hit squad, maybe even other mercenaries.
I quickly grab what's left of my depleted armoury and tie up more traps, if they kill me, they're going to find my corpse on a massive pile of their fallen dead because I am not, NOT giving up that girl to die.
Motion tracker detects them on the 1st floor as I set up traps, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, spring traps near door up, 5th, kitchen done, 6th, 7th, resetting the locks on the blast door. Rush over to the computer. Look at the monitor and hear on the microphone.
"Come on, you saw the explosion, if he's alive he's caputred, we can't let them know we're coming, charge in guns a'blazin."
I stand there for a second, not comprhendng what my brain is receving, that's Earl at the door, the bare Knuckle boxer, what's he doing with a hit te...
Then it hits me, it's my team.

>>5112226

Call team. Warn team, avoid TPK.

Simple.

>>5112226
We want to know the system.

>>5112226
"Shit! Don't open the door!!!"
I grab the blast door and tear it open, nearly poping my arm out of it's socket, just as I hear the sound of the front door being rammed, I have to get there first.
I rush to the living room just as the front door bursts open and Earl rushes in, sweat pouring down his forehead.
Time slows to a crawl as the Spikey, groin height steel spring-loaded steel stick swings gracefully out from behind the door and hits him full in the crotch with the force of a horny Bull Elephant, sending him flying backwards into the rest of the team and through the wall on the other side of the corridor. Then the spring on the other side of the room cracks like a whip, throwing 5 flashbangs and 2 tear gas grenades into the pile of my comrades...
Eventually, after our ears stop ringing as the gas clears everything is quiet for a moment, then in a wheezing, squeaky voice, Earl whispers.
"Well...looks like he's fine...Unlike me..."
---
And that's how it went down.
The girl's woken up and staying with me, the team is all fine except Earl who lost a testicle and I now owe everone a beer as an apology, however they owed me a beer since I was right about not being paranoid so it evens out.

>>5112226

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

>>5112244
Homebrew D6 based system.
Mostly generic Cyberpunk stuff with some Biopunk mixed in.

*applauds*

Hope you'll do a followup and let us know who was behind it and what you do when you catch him, OP.

>>5112293

Eh, I'm sure they can replace it. Everything's replaceable in cyberpunk. Hell, CP2020 even mentions how it's cheaper to get missing parts vat-grown and replaced than cyber-up.

Anyways, it seems GOOD END has been achieved.

For now, anyways.

>>5112332
Fantastic thread OP.

>>5112347
>cyberpunk GOOD END
>random woman unconscious on your kitchen table after improvised surgery, a dozen bodies on the floor, your base nearly destroyed, real enemy still out there plotting

Yeah, sounds about right.

>>5112370

Don't forget best friend with spike through testicle.

Was it the right or the left OP? We need to know.

>>5112385
Right.

>>5112370
Hey, she's alive, the base is fine apart from the asthetics and I now have a bomb that the techie can rewire, I've got a plan for those vindictive bastards (After we find out how bad the virus is and possibly replace it first.)

Revenge, John!

>>5110242

Is that blood dripping from her mouth? I'm trying to make up my mind whether to fukken save it. I think it's awesomely hot, except if blood is involved :s

>>5112636
It's blo- er, BBQ sauce being poured into her mouth.

>>5112707

Hm...Thanks, I'll pretend it's that...Or I'll shop it into white so I can say it's milk

>>5112636
I think it's diarrhea.

>>5112509
Then margaritas!

>>5112739
FUCK YES HARVEY YOU ARE THE BEST PSEUDOHALLUCINATION EVER

>>5113672
This man speaks the truth.

>>5112739
SHUT UP, HARVEY, EVERYONE KNOWS NOBODY HAS MARGARITAS WITH PIZZA.