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    40 KB !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)16:30 No.5092620  
    Continuing from >>5090159

    It was a long night to you. You had no dreams, just like last time. Your mind was clouded with darkness with the occasional image of Selene. Like it or not, she is currently your strongest memory.

    The sun peeked through the blinds that lay over the window and rested warmly on your entwined bodies. Neither of you noticed it, but your bodies subconsciously, in search of warmth, ended up cuddling against one another. Her head lay against your chest and your arm around her neck and resting on her back. Half her body was on top of you while the other was out of the blanket that was positioned on the both of you.

    You were the first to awake, your eyes slowly opening to take a look at your surroundings. At first, you didn’t notice her. Only when your vision completely sharpened did you see her sleeping on top of you. Naked. You immediately broke into a cold sweat.

    [ ] Wake her up
    [ ] Do the old “hug and roll her away”
    [ ] Say your prayers
    [ ] Other
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)16:39 No.5092698
    Awesome, you're back.

    [ ] Hug and roll

    It's the only option that I see that will not kill us.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)16:44 No.5092740
    What's this?
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)16:52 No.5092804
    Damn it, OP. You didn't tell me you were going to continue.

    [ ] Hug and roll.

    We're dead if she wakes up.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)16:55 No.5092824
    [ ] Hug and roll.

    oh jesus this better work
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)16:57 No.5092845
    Why would she be naked in the first place ?

    [ ] Wake her up
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)16:59 No.5092854
    [ ] Other - Grope her.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:01 No.5092869
    Wake her up, say very matter of fact, "You're naked, no I havn't done anything, no I would not appreciate a beating this time in the morning and no Its not my fault. Good morning by the way."
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:02 No.5092873
    [ ] Other - whisper into her ear
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)17:03 No.5092878
    You have to get in control of this situation, you think to yourself. You wrap your arms around her and roll to her side of the bed slowly. Her body is limp which tells you she’s still sleeping. After you’ve reached the end of the turn, you let go and she lays there without budging an inch. Plan successful. Or so you think.

    As you turn to move to your side of the bed, you feel her hand touch your arm.

    “Why’d you move,” you hear her begin in a tired tone. “I was comfortable.”

    You can only assume that she’s tired and doesn’t know what she’s talking about.

    [ ] Apologize and resume the cuddling
    [ ] Get out of bed
    [ ] Stay in bed but don’t cuddle
    [ ] Other
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:05 No.5092887
    Bad Girl?

    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:05 No.5092888

    We last left off when she had exited the shower so I assume she was in a hotel robe.

    And I also assume the robe fell off while she was sleeping.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:07 No.5092902
    "Okay, but you're naked."
    Wait a few seconds to see if she minds, if not then climb back in and cuddle.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:08 No.5092909
    [x] Get out of bed
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:09 No.5092921

    OP is baiting us. I don't trust him, especially as homicidal as she is.

    It may just be the sleep talking which is why she's all nice.

    [ ] Get out of bed
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:14 No.5092955
    Argh, I'm so conflicted. But I'll go for it. Bloody hell.

    [ ] Apologize and cuddle for maximum damage
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:17 No.5092980
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)17:21 No.5093003
    It's 3 - 3. Going to need another vote.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:21 No.5093008
    Thirded. Cuddle
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:21 No.5093011
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:22 No.5093015
    Fourthded, but warn her first.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:22 No.5093020
    "Apolagise and cuddle"
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:24 No.5093035
    Warning before cuddle.
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)17:25 No.5093040
    You see the disappointment in her eyes; you almost can’t believe she’s batshit insane. You sigh, defeated, and lay back down on the bed. You note that her robe has come loose but she doesn’t seem to care, or take notice. You’re not even sure if she can hear you. You’re still nervous, however, when she proceeds to assume her earlier position, expecting to be harmed at any second. A few minutes later, you notice she’s stopped moving and has gone back to sleep.

    [ ] Stay awake
    [ ] Go back to sleep
    [ ] Other
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:27 No.5093052
    I kill myself. Less painful that way.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:27 No.5093055
    Go into a light sleep.

    Ready for her to wake up properly.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:28 No.5093062

    let's sleep the day away.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:29 No.5093065
    [X] Go back to sleep

    We could use it after that long-ass walk the night before.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:29 No.5093075
    Enjoy the cuddle; go to sleep.
    Anything we do to sound the reveille will kill us. At least we can enjoy the cuddle before we die.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:29 No.5093076
    [x] Other:
    Whisper softly in her ear, "you are naked; you do realize this, yes?"
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:31 No.5093092
    As she sleeps, I gently begin to finger her.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:34 No.5093108
    Oh hell no. Just go back to sleep.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:35 No.5093115
    [X] Go back to sleep,
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)17:35 No.5093116
    You feel the enemy of sleep overcome your person once more, threatening to take you away from reality. It succeeds.


    “What’s that sound,” you think to yourself whilst sleeping.


    “This sounds familiar…”

    Suddenly, your body coils in pain. Your eyes shoot open and you see Selene holding her the handle of her bat which has relocated itself in your ribs. You could barely spit out words from the blood that you coughed out of your mouth. “The hell… was that for…?” She seems inexplicably angry. “Why the hell do you have an erection!?” You glance toward your crotch and notice she’s right. You remember the way she was laying on you and just what would happen if you were to suddenly “grow”. As she lifts her bat up again for another swing, you roll off the bed in defense. “It’s the morning!”

    [ ] Explain the situation
    [ ] Run
    [ ] Fight
    [ ] Other
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:36 No.5093119

    I vote for this guy
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:37 No.5093129
    Seconded. If we pretend this is quite normal and totally platonic and that we have no interest in her, she may not kill us.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:38 No.5093130
    [X]First duck, then Explain the situation, if that doesn't work pull the conveniently placed rug from under her feet
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:38 No.5093136
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:39 No.5093137

    Fffffffffff-! Damn you and your biology!

    [ ] Explain the situation

    I don't know what else to choose.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:40 No.5093144
    Good going asshats. Should of got out of bed while we had the chance.

    [x] Run
    Now's the chance to try out Light Step 1.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:40 No.5093149
    Scream, and accuse her of rape.
    Reverse psycology ftw.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:41 No.5093153
    This. At the very least get the goddamn bat away from her.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:41 No.5093155
    Dodge and explain the situation while eyeballing possible exits.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:42 No.5093159
    Explain the morning boner is a totally normal thing for guys and we have no control over it and that it happens frequently, alone or not, while dodging, when she stops, grin and say "Goodmorning too you too by the way."
    Try not to die or get too badly wounded.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:43 No.5093168

    We have an erection. I don't think we're running ANYWHERE.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:44 No.5093178
    We are troubled by these threads.
    We have begun thinking in the third person.
    What have we done?
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:45 No.5093183
    I dunno. For most people pain is a boner killer, most people that is.

    Explain morning wood to her!
    Advice dog.jpg
    Get the fuck beaten out of you!

    Seriously do eeet!
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:47 No.5093198
    Imperial we ftw.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:48 No.5093202
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:48 No.5093208
    You exhale loudly to compose yourself as you explain the situation. “It’s all simple biology and subconscious,” you begin, “during the night, we were both cold and our bodies were seeking warmth, which led us to each other. And then, while we were together, blood began to rush to my crotch – NOT because I was sexually stimulated, but to…” you realize when she’s above you that she’s no longer listening. All you see in her eyes is her desire to kill you.

    “Hm?” In a split second moment, you sense something. “Get down!” You tackle her to the ground just as the top of the hotel is blown off. You cover her with your body as debris and rubble falls from the sky. You wince as large pieces slam against your body but you endure. “What the hell was that…?” You think to yourself as you begin to look around.

    [ ] Check on Selene
    [ ] Other
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:49 No.5093209
    Grapple her up close so she can't move her arms (and so can't beat us.) and explain very carefully about morning wood.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:49 No.5093210
    Grapple her up close so she can't move her arms (and so can't beat us.) and explain very carefully about morning wood, then promise to let go if, and only if, she promises not to beat us sensless.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:50 No.5093219
    Stand up, act like nothing has happened and get yourself some damned clothes!
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:50 No.5093223
    Do you want serious brain damage? If not, stop hanging here like a chanturd and instead bookmark the best site on the Web:

    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:52 No.5093235
    [X] Check on Selene

    Followed by:

    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:53 No.5093242
    check on Selene, while keeping eyes on the entrance to the room.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:53 No.5093243
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    Scream EMPRAH at the top of my lungs.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:53 No.5093246
    Check if she's okay, then causually get up, walk over and pick up our pants and mustache, put on the mustache and look around for what the hell just did that.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:54 No.5093253
    Oh yeah. CLOTHES!

    Pants at least.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:54 No.5093256
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:58 No.5093294
    Before moving, you look downward at Selene who only stares at you. “Are you all right?” She doesn’t respond for a few minutes, but, when she does, it’s one of anger. “Get off of me!” she says while shoving you away. You roll your eyes at her ungrateful attitude and stand up to assess the situation.

    Affection Rise!: Selene

    You flinch as you feel something land against your back. It’s your clothes, which you quickly put on. When you finish, you hear Selene’s heal click against the wooden floor. She says nothing and you say nothing back. In the silence, you hear another voice.

    “Artillery, fire!”

    You both duck to the ground as you’re fired upon by an unknown enemy. You won’t last much longer in this area, but you can’t exactly get up and leave.

    What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)17:58 No.5093297
    I think finding out what the hell just happened takes priority, but get some clothes first.

    Keep an eye on Selene while doing so, we don't want a bat to the back of the head. Hopefully she calmed down after the massive explosion.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:01 No.5093323

    Is that some plot I smell?

    Hm... we can't stand up without being riddled with bullets and we have very limited space to move. If we can't go up, we go down.

    [ ] Make a hole and go to/through the floor under you.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:03 No.5093334
    Bear Form.

    Tear through floor.

    Escape downward then recon the enemy.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:03 No.5093336
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)18:03 No.5093338

    Oops, forgot my trip.

    You decide what to do, use your imagination. There are several ways I can think of for you to get away.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:05 No.5093350
    "Do you trust me?" Turn to her, If yes, offer her our hand "Then take my hand" if she takes it use Light Step 1.
    If she says no "We'll you're going to have to for now!" grab her shoulder and use Light Step 1 to get the hell out of there.
    If light step turns out to not work like that, then run downstairs fast with her in our arms.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:05 No.5093353
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:07 No.5093367
    We are on the second floor, so rip through and drop down. Depending on what we see either run or RIP AND TEAR, leaving the commander alive for questioning.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:09 No.5093387
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    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:10 No.5093392
    I sage her
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:11 No.5093402
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)18:12 No.5093406
    “Selene, move away.” She looks at you questionably before she complies and rolls away.

    You close your eyes tight as you get on all fours. Your finger nails begin to grow long and sharp, the hairs on your body begin to extend and cover you. Your nose extends along with your mouth; your teeth grow longer and sharper. You open your eyes; your pupils begin to shift, morphing from their usual appearance to a much more animalistic version. You give out a roar as you raise your giant hand and slam it against the wooden floor, shattering it and opening the way to the room below.

    Upon your entrance to the room below, which was conveniently empty, you shift out of your Bear Form to conserve energy. You press your back against the wall, away from any windows, out of breath. You glance at Selene, who’s fine, but slightly awestruck. You try to assess the situation.

    [ ] Go outside
    [ ] Stay here, think of a plan
    [ ] Ask Selene what she thinks
    [ ] Other
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:12 No.5093409
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:15 No.5093427
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:15 No.5093428
    Stealthily look outside to see what the hell is shooting at us and try to come up with a plan.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:16 No.5093433
    Ask Selene what she thinks.
    Then think of a plan quickly.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:16 No.5093434
    If we go outside we will be in the open however at the same time we won't need to deal with shrapnel from the exploding building. Either way we can't stay where we are.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:16 No.5093439
    [X] Ask Selene what she thinks

    Any & all input should be welcomed & seriously considered.

    Also try to get an eyeball on our attackers or at least their relative position.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:18 No.5093452
    This. Would help us best to assess the situation.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:21 No.5093470
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 07/04/09(Sat)18:28 No.5093514
    Ask Selene what she thinks, then come up with a plan. Or at least gather more information before just running out into the artillery barrage.
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)18:28 No.5093523
    “Selene, what do you make of this?” She looks away as she begins to formulate her thoughts. “I don’t know. Whatever the case may be, they aren’t looking to take us alive, or completely unharmed. And, whoever they are, they certainly aren’t being secretive about it.” She raises good points; you nod in agreement. You stand near the side of the window for recon purposes and you take a quick look outside; they’re still firing upstairs. That means they don’t know you’ve left yet. Before you finish your peck, you notice a familiar figure.

    Your head begins to ache for a few moments before the pain subsides. But, as you did, another headache soon appeared.

    Someone’s knocking at the door. You and Selene look at one another at the same time as if you were on the same wavelength. Again, someone knocked at the door. “Excuse me! If someone is here, open this door immediately!”

    [ ] Do nothing/stay quiet
    [ ] Open the door
    [ ] Other
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:31 No.5093533
    Get Selene to answer the door, while you prepare to grab/neutralise the person/creaure.
    >> [Subject Name Here] 07/04/09(Sat)18:31 No.5093534
    I'd say open the door. if the enemies are still shooting up and they don't know we've left that bit of the building, it's hardly going to be one of them at the door, is it?
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:32 No.5093537
    [X] Open the door

    But have Selene against the wall, ready to knock whoever the hell it is out if they try anything funny.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:33 No.5093541

    It could be the enemy trying to enter to fire on the room above.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:33 No.5093542
    If it was the people looking to kill us then they wouldn't be knocking. Open the door.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:35 No.5093558
    To Selene 'Hide'
    Open the door.
    Keep Selene hidden so if it is the enemy she can kill them while they're looking at us.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:38 No.5093578
    He's got a point, but like everyone else have Selene hide against the wall with bat at ready.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:38 No.5093581
    Put your mustache on and and open the door, then say in a British accent "Yes, what do you want?" and act like nothing is wrong.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:39 No.5093588
    Time is of the escence, Especialy when you are getting shelled.
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)18:41 No.5093597
    You point to Selene to position herself behind the door in case of an enemy while you open it. Your hand wraps around the handle and you begin to slowly turn the knob. In an attempt to hurry it up, you open the door quickly, just like ripping off a Band-Aid. To your surprise, it’s the hotel’s receptionist. “I’m sorry, but you need to l-“ before she could finish, Selene’s bat sliced through the door, hit her on the back of her head, and slammed her against the ground. Your neck creaks as you turn your head toward her. “God DAMN IT, woman!”

    [ ] Place the receptionist on the bed
    [ ] Scold Selene
    [ ] Flee
    [ ] Other

    Sorry about the mass deletion, I had to make some corrections.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:41 No.5093598
    Grab the receptionist. Flee, we can't just leave her here to be bombed.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:41 No.5093599
    Take a second to make sure the receptionist isn't horribly injured then put her on the bed. Then turn to Selene and ask what the hell that was for.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:41 No.5093601
    [x] Place the receptionist on the bed
    [x] Flee
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:42 No.5093604
    Scold Selene while picking up the receptionist.

    Time to GTFO.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:43 No.5093615
    are we and selene still naked ?
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:43 No.5093618
    Agree with this, no matter what we do make sure we put the receptionist somewhere safe/take her somewhere safe.
    Then turn to Selene and shout 'She wasn't an enemey, what was that for?'
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:45 No.5093641
    No and does it matter beyond not having pants when we escape? We've got bigger guns to worry about right now than the one between our legs.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:46 No.5093644
    No one is the "enemey," since that's not how you spell the fucking word.
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)18:51 No.5093673
    You lift the receptionist in your arms. You very well cannot leave her to be destroyed along with this place. “How noble of you,” Selene says with a snide attitude. “What the hell was that for?” You spit back as you check your recent victim for any serious injury. “Well, I assumed it was an enemy. How the hell was I supposed to know it wasn’t?” You sigh, not even bothering to try to sway her with logic and reasoning. The both of you dash out of the room toward the staircase only to hear heavy footsteps. Thinking quickly, you break through a door to another room. However, this one wasn’t empty. Sitting on the bed, feet dangling over the edge, was a little girl. You thought it, but Selene said it. “Oh, you have to be SHITTING me!”

    [ ] Grab the little girl
    [ ] Leave
    [ ] Other
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:53 No.5093687
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:54 No.5093697
    [X] Grab the little girl, Heroic leap out of window, land in epic pose +1 to awesomeness
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 07/04/09(Sat)18:54 No.5093698
    Grab receptionist, scold Selene for hitting the receptionist somewhere where it might have left permanent injury (in this circumstances, a relatively light rap to the shins would have sufficed), vamoose with Selene and unconscious receptionist in tow.
    >> [Subject Name Here] 07/04/09(Sat)18:55 No.5093700
    Try and get her to follow you under her own power. You can't very well carry the receptionist AND the kid. And Selene probably isn't a child person.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:56 No.5093711
    Grab the little girl, put her into Selene's arms quickly say "Grab her, come on, don't let go for any reason, chance to do something good, she'll remember you for the rest of her life, warn me if she's too heavy and I'll take her, all that heroic stuff, MOVE-MOVE-MOVE!!!"
    And keep running.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:57 No.5093713
    1. Become bear
    2. Eat little girl
    3. ???
    4. Profit
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:57 No.5093717
    just run
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)18:59 No.5093736
    Second this option
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)19:00 No.5093745
    Leave the kid and scram.

    We don't have time for this crap when under fire and being chased.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)19:01 No.5093755
    Yes yes. Turn into the fucking bear if needed.
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)19:01 No.5093763
    You toss the receptionist over one shoulder and lift the little kid with the other. But, to Selene’s surprise and chagrin, you hand over her to her. “Do me this one favor.” Selene snarls quietly but accepts. She’s obviously not happy, but doesn’t seem to mind doing you a favor; you don’t notice this, however.

    [ ] Leave
    [ ] Stay
    [ ] Other
    >> Arawak !B.eX9tKQbw 07/04/09(Sat)19:02 No.5093766
    HOLY CRAP AM I NAKED? FUCK THAT THIS COVER IS MINE. I would then run over to the dresser and get my awesome clothes on and while she wakes up we go ice cream truck hunting.

    best breakfast ever.

    >>5092878 why you make me do dis? I want my hammock, I frigging love hammocks. I get up and make breakfast, oatmeal and garlic.

    >>5093040 I am being led, Sorry I have to get up and get dressed. I am a psychopath after all.

    >>5093116 hold on a sec, go get dressed. Tease about how she liked it and then explain after jumping out the window.

    >>5093208 grab handgun, goddamn how come I have to play by what they do I'm probably still naked fuck. I feel naked when I am naked, thats not cool


    >>5093523 why helo thar dont mind my forced tg nakedness but I have just discovered that I am a bear please bear with me as I make a few horrible bear related puns. you can bear it cant you?


    >>5093673 BANG, she was a witness lets go.

    some intentional misspelling for how I would actually say it, but I have decided none of you actually respect the situation enough to go kill people and eat ice cream, that and /tg/ is pretty boring with its actions. cant you both be happy psychopaths? you know you want to.

    but the vote for what happens next is lame, just make a choose your own adventure in .pdf next time christ it would be faster.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)19:04 No.5093778
    Leave. Fast. Humm the A-Team as we do.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)19:04 No.5093779

    If necessary bitch at Selene until she'll carry the kid.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)19:04 No.5093780
    Now would be time for the running I think. Preferably out the back or possibly through a wall.
    >> [Subject Name Here] 07/04/09(Sat)19:04 No.5093782
    Get the hell out of there as quickly and quietly as possible.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)19:09 No.5093816
    You're a fucktard downer.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)19:09 No.5093819

    No need to Hum it, it's already playing in the background.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)19:10 No.5093825
    [X] Other.
    Stop for a second, turn to Selene and say 'Thanks. I know you don't want to help or be here, but thanks all the same.' A genuine smile of appreciation for her helping us.
    Then get the hell outta Dodge.
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)19:11 No.5093830
    The two of you, or rather, the four of you, quickly make your way to the door only to be stopped by the guards who had been inspecting each room. With the injured and young in hand, it does not look good for you. Selene places the kid by your side and gives you a “can I” expression. You wonder if you should let her cut loose. Considering how you met her, it may not be the best idea.

    [ ] Let her go crazy
    [ ] You fight instead
    [ ] Turn yourselves in
    [ ] Other
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)19:14 No.5093846
    Gently place the receptionist down out of harms way with the child, then nod to her and the two of us go bat shit crazy on the guards. Try to keep her reigned in during the fight and avoid hurting any innocents.
    >> [Subject Name Here] 07/04/09(Sat)19:17 No.5093864
    She can do some damage, so let her go crazy. We could probably go bear form and lend a paw to help out, too.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)19:17 No.5093871
    [x] Let her go crazy
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)19:18 No.5093875
    "Go nuts, just try not to kill'em."

    Keep an eye on her while she fights. Intervene if she needs help. Meanwhile, eyeball the room for any quick exits.
    >> Arawak !B.eX9tKQbw 07/04/09(Sat)19:18 No.5093876

    not a fucktard, just a downer. honestly this place needs some sprucing up, maybe a discussion about what some things you character will do thats strange.

    still this would work nicely in a choose your own adventure book, course I would make one with a different character and a new adventure but those books are awesome.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)19:19 No.5093886
    Sure, just make sure the other two are out the way first.
    Oh, and if we go bear form make sure that we're wearing our mustache to disguise our true identity (No one well ever suspect...)
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)19:22 No.5093899

    No, I'm pretty sure you're a fucking retard.

    I think that as soon as we are out of this dangerous situation, we need to ditch this girl. She's causing WAY more trouble than she's worth (hindrances - annoying us during the traveling, awkward situations, getting batted for no reason, significantly injuring an innocent for no reason. Help - Tells us that if we keep going down the road, we'll come to a town, and carrying a small girl).
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)19:23 No.5093912
    Do you want serious brain damage? If not, stop hanging here like a chanturd and instead bookmark the best site on the Web:

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    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)19:26 No.5093929
    And about to go ape on a bunch of soldiers.
    Hey, she knows more about this world than we do, if ntohing else we need a tour guide and she's bound to us.
    Plus keeping her around is interesting, and we're not exactly the most balanced and sensible person ever so us strange people need to stick together.
    And if that doesn't convince you, she's a laugh to have around and that's a good enough reason all things considered.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)19:30 No.5093939
    And most importantly of all, if we cut her loose, whose to say she won't come after us in a homicidal rage?
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)19:31 No.5093943

    You also have to consider she hasn't been around much. She may have other traits that are good to us. She is a liability, yes, but she's at least warming up to us and listening, save a few moments.
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)19:31 No.5093946
    OP here. This one's going to take longer than usual since I'm making dinner. Be patient, please.
    >> Arawak !B.eX9tKQbw 07/04/09(Sat)19:42 No.5093998

    Pretty sure I'm not, I do things my way and enjoy it. You have to think about how you got into this situation in the first place. that implies you have some sort of prior relation and possibly amnesia from selene hitting you in your head. and somewhere deep down she likes you in such a way not to kill you but still harm you like the psychopath that she is and in a way keep you like a pet.

    If we don't include "realism" you can probably imagine that the people after her are seeking some form of vigilante justice as the police never did anything in most imaginary settings. but if you include it you can probably go the other way with a bonny and clyde ordeal where you are running from the police as a pair where you are being taking partially against your will due to some form of damage heading to mexico or some such, but this is bizzare due to the assasins guild covering for her, hence the only reason you would really be going that way is that she likes you enough to help you escape as you probably have nobody activley covering up your crimes for you.

    but then theres the part that hanging with somebody thats psychopathic has the effect to bring people around them down to thier "level" so in the event of being dragged along for an extended period of time that you cant remember you are probably a lot less stable yourself.
    >> Arawak !B.eX9tKQbw 07/04/09(Sat)19:42 No.5094000
    drawing from this why cant I embrace the madness and let loose? I never liked people and generally dont care for their suffering, and would enjoy.

    but as far as the choices all you goody two shoes made is completly out of character for selene to even think of brining you wherever shes going. I made my choices based the the alternative timeframe after every voting bit up to the point I got bored. as I dont think any of you are properly assessing the situation you are in and are just saying what you yourself will do when placed in said situation.

    If I was placed in this situation with armed guards trying to kill me I wouldn't take the chance to let anyone do such. and since I feel that I could actively do what I want to do around another unstable personality disregarding peoples assumed "right and wrong" I would eventually degrade as to what I can only describe as a hedonist, one that indulges in the pain and suffering of others because of the torment I have endured.

    btw enjoy your terrible sentence structure and intermittent spelling mistakes.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)19:45 No.5094021
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    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 07/04/09(Sat)19:48 No.5094038
    "Turn ourselves in", but only so that we can get the guards to relax and maybe spill some useful info. As soon as they do, knock them out, take everything but their underpants, and then string them up from the nearest flagpole by said underpants.

    Ask the kid to cover her ears, close her eyes, turn around, and count to one hundred before we brutalize the guards.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)19:50 No.5094055
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    Say "Is that can Alfa Romeo logo down there?"
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)19:50 No.5094056
    “Remember our deal.” You say while giving her a slow nod. She smirks at the thought while lifting her bat and resting it on her shoulders. The soldiers looked at one another for a second before pointing their guns at her.

    She quickly swats the heavy gun away and gives in underhand swing at the man. He’s sent headfirst into the wall behind him, his body becoming limp for a moment before twitching. His comrade turned to him to assist, but he soon met a similar fate. Selene steps out of the door and gives a two hand swing toward his chest, sending him down the hallway upon impact. She walked slowly to the man who had begun moving from the wall he had just been recently acquainted with.

    He looked up at her and she looked down at him, fear in his eyes and insanity in hers. She knelt down, proceeding to continuously beat him with a bat, her hits growing in intensity even though he had long fell unconscious. She picked up his gun and pointed it at him while a wide grin caressing her face.

    [ ] Stop her
    [ ] Do nothing
    [ ] Other
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)19:50 No.5094058

    Fucktard downer newtripfag obviously has not read the other parts, and also has never seen a quest on /tg/ before.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)19:51 No.5094068
    Get some fresh air, brah.
    >> Arawak !B.eX9tKQbw 07/04/09(Sat)19:52 No.5094077

    yep just passing through, too bad you cant get any good insult in, maybe you should actually think.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)19:53 No.5094081
    [x] Other
    Yell, "Selene, I am madly in love with you!" That should get her attention.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)19:56 No.5094096
    [X] Stop her.
    "Selene, don't kill him yet, we'll need him so that we can find out what's going on..." Lean in and whisper so the child can't hear " But you can help with the interrogation later... Now come on, we don't have time for this."
    Grab the receptionist and the guard, club him unconsius and drag him as we run.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)19:56 No.5094098
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)19:56 No.5094100

    [X] Stop her

    Make it obvious we will NOT allow that shit to go down. Especially with our deal.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)19:57 No.5094105
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)19:58 No.5094108
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)19:58 No.5094109

    [ ] Other

    I say we give her the choice. We don't need a killer, and a liability, on our hands. We also cannot babysit her; if she chooses to, then we have no other choice but to leave her behind.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)19:59 No.5094116

    Nobody fucking listened to me. This is one of the reasons we need to ditch her. We could have -easily- taken care of the guards ourselves, without this mess. And to the guy speaking about her warming up to us, except for a few moments - hint, a few moments when you've only been traveling with her for less than 24 hours is NOT good.

    We need to do something about her to prevent her from killing more people. Obviously killing her wouldn't be the best choice. I think we should turn her in somewhere down the line; at the least they'd hold her in custody while they found information on her.

    Alternatively, should the opportunity arise, we could leave her to be captured or killed by the people gunning for us now. Less evil than doing it ourselves, and less complications. Risk of her coming after us should she survive/escape and knows we did it on purpose, but I think we can handle her easily.

    Of course I doubt anyone will agree with me and thus we'll be stuck with her fucking everything up, but I digress. Let's focus on stopping her now.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:01 No.5094129

    My life revolves around how many good insults I can come up with.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:02 No.5094133

    These. If she doesn't choose not to kill him herself then we have no business with her.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:02 No.5094135
    Man, what are you doing on /tg/ where's your sense of Adventure? your love of danger?

    Can you imagine what our imaginary heroes would be like if they all had your attitude.

    "Oh, let's not jump down the warp pipe, instead lets fix the taps and go home"

    "Let's not send our son into space even though the planet's doomed, he'll probably die anyways"
    >> Arawak !B.eX9tKQbw 07/04/09(Sat)20:03 No.5094137
    Come up with one then, I'm already busy faggings up this thread. so far all I have seen are copypastas from other people on 4chan.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:07 No.5094156

    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:07 No.5094157

    Eh, wot? I'm not for bringing along someone who's going to fuck up every situation we're in while providing very little benefits. Imagine you were playing an RPG (which is not too far from our quests); would you want someone to join your group and screw up every single situation you got into for no reason other than the fact that they like screwing shit up?
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:08 No.5094164
    Dude, I choose Xom in dungeon crawl for my main diety
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:09 No.5094174
    Yeah, because her taking him down when we told her to is obviously out of order.
    And a fighter who kills their opponent...Shocking!
    And as for only showing us a few moments of actual conversaton, we did lift her out of her home for no reason she can understand, if someone did that to you, you'd be wary of them too, a few moments is quite amazing all things considered.
    I think we should stop her, some day we should give her the choice, killing or not, but for now we can only order her not to, she isn't attached to us enough yet and doesn't know us well enough yet to actually care what we think or if we leave her.
    So stop her for now, we can talk to her about her killing fetish later and deal with it after we're out of here.
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)20:10 No.5094177
    So what's the decision? See if she'll do it herself or outright stop her?
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:10 No.5094180
    I like Selene. She's a psycho, sure, but she also helps make the story more interesting. Yeah, she's getting us into trouble... so what? The goal is to have an interesting story where things happen and fun is had. If it were really our lives on the line we wouldn't have even given her the time of day, but thankfully this is a story and having her around just makes things more fun.

    Stop being such a tightass and enjoy the crazy for what it is.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:13 No.5094201
    Say something like "Don't kill him." But leave it up to her if she actually listens or not.
    If so, hey, she's getting better.
    If not, well, we'll come to that bridge when we cross it.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:15 No.5094220
    Stop 'er.

    We've been against killing so far - why stop now?
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:15 No.5094225
    "Yell, 'Selene, I am madly in love with you!' That should get her attention."
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:16 No.5094227
    Was the deal not to kill ANYONE or just not to kill innocents? I'd personally be fine with her killing the guard. They were trying to kill us, after all.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:17 No.5094241
    Not to kill innocents.
    And good point.
    Still, I think we should stop her, if only so we can interrogate him later. He'll say something of value.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:17 No.5094242
    Well. There was that whole thing with trying to blow us to bits and shooting at us.

    I would say that is a pretty solid reason.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:18 No.5094254

    >"Selene, don't kill him yet, we'll need him so that we can find out what's going on..." Lean in and whisper so the child can't hear " But you can help with the interrogation later... Now come on, we don't have time for this."
    Grab the receptionist and the guard, club him unconsius and drag him as we run.

    So this?
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:19 No.5094264
    Ask her to leave him alive and whisper that she can kill him later after we get some information from him. We really really need to know what the fuck is going on here, and releasing him after interrogation is not a long term option. It also has the added benefit of making her happier with us.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:23 No.5094299
    Has anyone been archiving these by the way?
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:26 No.5094323
    Yeah, but the first two are lost for all time apparently. Only 2.5 - present are in the archive.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:26 No.5094329

    Combine these 2.
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)20:27 No.5094337
    You approach her slowly as you see her finger wrap around the trigger. “Selene,” you say to her in a barely audible voice, but she hears you regardless. “If you kill him, you’ll always be a killer. You will be nothing more than that and your existence will be that of little meaning. Is that what you want?” Her finger switches and shakes at your words. She begins to contemplate what you have just said to her, wondering if it holds meaning to her.

    She notices you have backed away and are silently watching her to see what she does. Inside her mind, the thoughts of killing her opponent are ringing loudly and it is driving her insane, farther and farther down the path of insanity she goes the more she tries to resist her urges.

    She stands up and begins to fire the weapon into the ceiling with her head held low until the magazine was emptied. She tosses the gun near her bloodied opponent before walking away in silence, her bat dragging against the red hall rug.

    You stare at the man for a few moments and sigh before grabbing the kid by hand and jogging slowly to catch up to Selene, but, at the same time, making sure to stop a few paces behind her.

    You notice the firing has stopped outside as you proceed down the stairs. Given their actions, you know they haven’t left, which causes slightly paranoia inside you.

    You’re at the bottom floor.

    [ ] Go outside
    [ ] Travel down the hall
    [ ] Other
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)20:30 No.5094356

    Tsk, I refreshed too late. My apologies.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:31 No.5094368
    Do something positive to give Selena the feeling it was worth it. Like give a pat on the shoulder or something before we continue.
    Something so that she doesn't feel later like she should of killed him.
    Then keep moving, try to find a window so we can see what's going on outside.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:32 No.5094371
    [x] Other

    Make sure Selene is alright. She's obviously in distress, and if we can show that we care somewhat about her, she might start calming down and being a little less crazy towards us.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 07/04/09(Sat)20:33 No.5094385
    Hug Selene and whisper into her ear "I'm proud of you". Squeeze, and then let go.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:34 No.5094392
    [X] Travel down the hall.

    Try to find a window to get an eye on the enemy.

    Also say something to let Selene know that she made right decision. Thank her, cheer her up, and pray she doesn't decide to brain us.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:35 No.5094397

    We're holding a woman and a little girl. I don't think we can do any hugging, and I doubt she'd want any sort of "emotional" touching.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:36 No.5094405
    Do we get a do-over? Honestly there's only so far you can push the "Don't kill people!" shtick, and not killing people who obviously want you dead is pretty insane in it's own way.

    If not it's fine too, but the paragon of virtue thing is more of a hindrance to us than Selene has been so far.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:37 No.5094409

    Something along these lines, but make sure it doesn't sound like we're patronising or talking down to her. The last thing we want is for her to start beating on us because we treated her like a naughty child.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:39 No.5094428

    OP said when he first started that there's no doing it over, it's a straight line.

    But there IS a difference between killing in the heat of battle and killing in cold blood after your opponent is unable to fight anymore. We're the former (if you read the first part, we've killed. In fact, we almost killed HER), she's the latter - including innocent people for amusement.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:42 No.5094444
    I see. Well, make sure she knows how much we appreciate it then.

    Also drag the guard with us. We desperately need to know what is going on here.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:45 No.5094469
    Yeah, she needs to feel it was worth it at least.
    Be supportive and kind.
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)20:48 No.5094494
    You stare at Selene’s back for a minute before you speak up. “There’s a difference between killing in the heat of battle and killing in cold blood after your opponent cannot longer defend their self, you know that, right?” It takes her a few seconds to open her mouth in response. “I know that.” The two of you make your way down the hall but soon find that that area had already been invaded by your enemies.

    [ ] Push through the hall
    [ ] Go outside to escape
    [ ] Other
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 07/04/09(Sat)20:49 No.5094503
    Hugs are a proud /tg/ quest tradition, and now seems like an appropriate time for one.

    Maybe whisper "Thank you" instead, though.

    And the little girl is walking at the moment. The receptionist, I don't know, maybe some sort of sling on our back?
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:51 No.5094520
    Look outside, a quick snkeay peak. If it's clear then go for it.
    If not then check the hall.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:52 No.5094523
    Hugs are for the weak and the furry. We are neighter of the two, even when in bear form.
    Go outside to escape.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 07/04/09(Sat)20:52 No.5094527
    Go back to the guards we beat up, strip them of their uniforms, put on those uniforms, claim that we're taking the receptionist and little girl out of harm's way, then waltz right on through to safety.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:54 No.5094538

    This sounds like a good idea. Let's go with that.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:56 No.5094550

    This sounds like either a good idea, or a horrible idea that will backfire.

    I vote for escaping outside. So far, save for the blowing off the roof, they've just been trying to capture us. We NEED to go outside.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:57 No.5094558
    Whoever these guys are, they bombed an entire civillian building to the ground to try and kill us.
    They're not going to care about survivors, hell, they might want anyone we've come into contact with dead so there's no witnessess.
    I vote for checking outside first.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)20:57 No.5094559

    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)20:59 No.5094571
    4 for checking outside, 3 for disguising yourself.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:00 No.5094577
    How about we:

    [x] Assess the fucking situation.

    What does the place we are in look like, how many guards are there, how are they armed, and what options do we have? We are running on empty here and need to know what we are facing before we do anything else.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:00 No.5094582
    Subtley peak outside.

    Go back to the guards we beat up, strip them of their uniforms, put on those uniforms, claim that we're taking the receptionist and little girl in for questioning, state that the man and woman(us) haave escaped, then waltz right on through to safety, motherfucking bearform at the ready.
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)21:02 No.5094602

    It's an oridinary hotel inside, but the entire roof has been destroyed/blown off.

    It's unknown how many guards/enemies there are, but there's likely even more outside.

    They are armed with guns, for the most part.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 07/04/09(Sat)21:03 No.5094611
    Look, even if we get made with their uniforms on, it still fucks things up for them. Either they run a higher chance of fratriciding each other while trying to kill us, or they have to spend extra time making sure it's us before shooting; whichever it is, we benefit.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:03 No.5094613
    Automatic weapons? Handguns? Bolt action? This is a big consideration seeing as our weapons are bear claws and a louisville slugger.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:08 No.5094648
    Also: We still have our sword? Stick? Mustache?

    The third one is of vital strategic importance.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 07/04/09(Sat)21:10 No.5094664
    Oh shits, forgot about the mustache.

    We can probably use that as a McNinja-style Mustache of Command.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:12 No.5094682
    That settles it, sneak out with the uniforms and mustache. They'll never recognize us!

    If they do, the girl can kill them all. It's win-win.
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)21:14 No.5094709
    You give a loud sigh as you attempt to assess the situation. You feel if you stay inside you won’t last much longer. Tired of running, you go through the front door and meet your attackers.

    As if sensing the situation, tumbleweed blows by and dust is kicked around with every breeze. It’s bright outside and there are barely any clouds, but the appearance of the sun betrays the actual temperature outside.

    All in a line, in a perimeter, are those who threaten your life. Much to your surprise, they do not fire. You wonder why until you take notice to a woman standing in the center of the soldiers with her hand held in the air; a signal for ceasefire, no doubt.

    “It’s been a while, hasn’t it, Wen?”

    Upon hearing her voice, a migraine manifests.

    “I’ve been looking all over for you. I think it’s time you came home; your real home.”

    You shut one of your eyes as you glare up at her.

    “And where’s that?”

    Her expression becomes amused at your questions.

    “Jail, of course. Then again, I could always fill you and your lovely partner full of bullets; whether or not we lose a few civilians to capture you is irrelevant.”

    You snarl in response.

    [ ] Fight (you may lose the little girl and receptionist)
    [ ] Surrender (you’ll be spared)
    [ ] Ask questions
    [ ] Other


    Yes, you do.

    I went with the "going outside option" as that was the more popular choice when I started writing. I apologize if it seems unfair, but I couldn't hold on forever.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 07/04/09(Sat)21:18 No.5094734
    Ask questions while trying to provoke a memory to surface. Have Selene drop the girl and receptionist in the building, then return.

    Make sure to use the Mustache of Command, if we think it'll help. Or that it won't hurt, at least.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:19 No.5094737
    [x] Other

    Quickly, quietly, ask Selene what she wants to do. Trying to surrender might just make her turn on us, trying to fight will likely not end well for the civilians.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:19 No.5094738
    [x] Ask questions
    A few questions before the ass kicking would not hurt. Inquire as to our indenity or how the woman knows our real name. Feign ignorance if needed,
    "you are a persistent one; why have you been tracking me all this time?"
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:19 No.5094739
    She seems amused, ask questions as long as you can before the eventual fight.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:22 No.5094760
    What abilities do we have again?
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:24 No.5094772

    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:29 No.5094800
    Hi there, quick fact: It is physically impossible not to dream.
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)21:31 No.5094810
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    “You’re quite persistent, is my existence that much of a bother?”

    Your headache is growing stronger with each word that comes out of your mouth.

    “Am I? I thought I was doing my job; you are really popular with my superiors. And given your previous exploits, I may or may not have gone overkill on the amount of men I’ve brought with me.”

    Your eyes shift around the entire area. A few times, you believe you catch men on several buildings in the distance; she’s set up snipers.

    “Exploits? Whatever do you mean?”

    You figure if you can maintain a sarcastic tone, she’ll spill more information. However, you’re not sure your head can take it.

    “Hah. Did you really think directly opposing the Septima government would end well for you, or your loved ones? You steal valuable information, you destroy our bases, and yet you don’t believe we should be chasing after you? You’re impossible to reason with. You always have been. I’m tired of speaking to you…”

    As she talks, previous incidents flash through your mind. You remember explosions, and a few battles, but nothing more. Your headache subsides for the time being, but it leaves you light-headed. You can see she’s no longer amused and that her hand is barely in the air anymore.

    You turn toward Selene whose head is still held low.

    “What do you want to do?”

    She speaks in a low enough tone only you can hear. “I don’t want to fight…”

    [ ] Fight (may endanger Selene, child, and receptionist)
    [ ] Surrender (all will be spared)
    [ ] Other
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:31 No.5094811
    I see. Maybe you should get started on the part where we transformed into a bear next.

    I'm sure you will have all kinds of fun with that one.
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)21:32 No.5094815

    I know that. But it's also physically/mentally impossible to get your memories stolen from you.

    I think.

    I don't remember.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:32 No.5094822
    [x] Other

    Put on the mustache, and then transform into a bear. In that order.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:35 No.5094834

    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:37 No.5094839
    [X] Other.

    Ask what will happen to Selene, receptionist and child.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:37 No.5094847
    Hey, brosef, answer the question linked below please. It helps to be reminded of what we're capable of sometimes.

    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:38 No.5094849
    Ugh. If even our resident psycho thinks it would be a bad idea I don't see many other options. Try to stay with Selene during captivity so your chances of escape are higher. For all the crazy she's still a pretty tough girl and we might be able to ask her about this government and recent events surrounding it during transit.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:38 No.5094853
    [X] Other.

    Dick Selene. :I
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:38 No.5094854
    [x] Surrender (all will be spared)
    The woman came expecting a figth. Why should we give her what she desires? The numbers are against us. If we fight now, we may survive but the whole town, and our companion, will be caught in the struggle.
    Perhaps giving up will lend us some answers in the long run. Knowledge is power, etc (at least in the case of Wen/Adahn).
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 07/04/09(Sat)21:39 No.5094859
    Do this, but have Selene and the small child get behind you and put the receptionist on your back first.

    Then just calmly walk out.

    Also, make it clear that no matter what else happens, we will make sure that she dies horribly if she hurts Selene, the little girl, or the receptionist in any way.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:40 No.5094864

    We have Power Strike, Feint, and Wind Step Lv1.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:44 No.5094898
    I doubt the guys with guns, artillery, and snipers are just going to let you "walk out" of the trap.
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)21:44 No.5094903
    Before you confirm your actions, you eye the impatient woman.

    “What will happen to them if I give myself up?”

    Her expression is one of boredom.

    “If they’ve given us no trouble, then they’ll be fine. What’s wrong, Wen? Since when did YOU care about others?”

    You ignore her words as you contemplate your actions.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:45 No.5094904

    Looks like surrenders the best option at the moment. There's always Bear Form if we get into a pinch, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:45 No.5094907

    They will if you're a bear.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:45 No.5094911
    Let's do this. Sounds like a better idea than LAWL BEAR WITH A MUSTACHE
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:46 No.5094920

    Fuck you too, buddy.
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)21:47 No.5094922

    Blah, my writing's starting to get lazier than usual. I may end it soon -- just saying.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 07/04/09(Sat)21:47 No.5094930
    Once we're a bear with the Mustache of Command, everyone will be in so much awe of our awesomeness that we can do whatever we want.

    If that isn't going to work, then Wind Step to get right next to her, give her a bear hug, and tell her that we'll let her go and go into captivity once we're sure that Selene, the little girl and the receptionist are safely away from her Goon Platoon.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:47 No.5094931
    I'm relatively sure he meant walk out of the building.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:48 No.5094935

    We're getting awfully close to autosage territory anyways, so one last big post might be the best way to wrap this up.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:48 No.5094937
    >[x] Surrender (all will be spared)
    The woman came expecting a figth. Why should we give her what she desires? The numbers are against us. If we fight now, we may survive but the whole town, and our companion, will be caught in the struggle.
    Perhaps giving up will lend us some answers in the long run. Knowledge is power, etc (at least in the case of Wen/Adahn).

    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:49 No.5094945

    Yeah, I think we'd get shot by the various snipers on various roofs.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:49 No.5094946
    We also (apparently) have superhuman endurance and possibly regeneration because we aren't even feeling the cracked ribs and punctured lung from earlier.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:51 No.5094957
    So, some woman comes looking for us with an assload of soldiers and you think we can just light step over to her and take her hostage with our current abilities?
    Give up, playing it safe is better than having everyone die and us still going to jail, probably in no shape to even attempt and escape.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 07/04/09(Sat)21:52 No.5094965
    They have to look at us to do that, and the instant they do the blinding radiance of A BEAR WITH THE FUCKING MUSTACHE OF COMMAND will render them incapable of firing.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:53 No.5094971
    Give the 'stache to Selene, tell her not to forget your second deal & announce you're surrendering.

    Get on knees with hands on back of head.

    End it for the night or "THE END" it?
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:56 No.5094991
    Personally, I think some silliness with a mustachioed bear would be much more entertaining than the seriousness of surrendering. This doesn't -have- to be serious business.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)21:57 No.5095001

    Last I heard, the internet -was- serious business.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 07/04/09(Sat)21:58 No.5095007

    But a mustachioed bear is ALWAYS serious business. The only things that could make it MORE serious business would be a top hat and monocle.
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)21:59 No.5095008
    “Damn it.”

    You place the receptionist on the ground in front of you and slowly let the hand of the little girl go. The child looks at you solemnly, as if she wanted to stay with you. You give her a comforting expression to prevent her from crying, but tears still form in her eyes. Soldiers, all under the command of the woman in front of you, rushed the scene and “rescued” your former baggage. Selene didn’t budge in an inch however, though your enemies attempted to forcefully move her. However, when they did, they caught sight of the blood on the end of her bat.

    “Sir, there’s blood on her weapon.”
    “Arrest her as well.”

    They pulled her arms behind her back and handcuffed them, doing the same to you after removing your sword from your person. You’re led to the woman in front who is grinning from ear to ear.

    “To be honest, I would have loved to kill you here.”

    You are pushed away, given no chance to respond to her words. With her fists on her hips, she begins to walk where the two of you are being led.

    “I’m guaranteed a promotion for this. There’s no way the brass can deny my hard work now.”

    End of Part 4.

    I hope you enjoyed it. I can be expected to resume tomorrow at 10 AM EST. If I will not be able to, I will notify you.


    See above.

    I will answer any questions I possibly can as this thread reaches its bump limit.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)22:00 No.5095011
    Eh, there is plenty of time for crazy when we don't have snipers and soldiers ready to gun us down and god knows what else waiting in the wings.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)22:04 No.5095038
    What does Light Step 1 actually do? Or do we need to use it to find out?
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)22:05 No.5095047

    You move quickly, almost like an instant, for a short distance. It does no good if your opponent can see you/follow you, however.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)22:05 No.5095048
    Hopefully we can escape from prison due to them not knowing about us being a powerstriking bear.

    Probably not, though. They seemed pretty... prepared. We should probably get all the information we can on the Septima from Selene during transit. Stealthily though, because they apparently don't know we are missing our memories. Best to keep it that way.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)22:06 No.5095051
    Well that was enjoyable.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)22:07 No.5095062
    Stop coming to our nice board and fagging it up with your Turdchan spam:

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    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 07/04/09(Sat)22:08 No.5095063
    Is any of this archived yet?
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)22:08 No.5095067
    Cool. Now to get an opportunity to use it... Next time then. Good thread OP.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)22:09 No.5095074
    I have a question: what does Selene think about our resident hero? I mean, one minute she's laughing with us, the next she's breaking our ribs with a bat.
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)22:13 No.5095094

    She respects his power, but is still annoyed and irritated that she has been uprooted from her home.

    She also has an issue with unwanted touching, which she retaliates by succumbing to her violent tendencies.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)22:15 No.5095106

    I just archived it.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)22:25 No.5095192
    I had fun, OP. See you tomorrow for some JAIL BREAKIN'.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)22:40 No.5095287
    Here's a question. Are the other parts archived somewhere? If not, why the hell not?
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)22:46 No.5095336

    2.5/3/4(this) are archived.

    1 and 2 are not. I can't answer why not.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)22:52 No.5095390
    Link? I just went through the first 3 pages of /tg/s archive
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)22:55 No.5095417

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