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    86 KB !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)09:33 No.5090159  
    We last left off where you had defeated the woman (whose name is not yet known) and took this time to lick your wounds and rest your body at Karen's home.

    You felt something prod against your sleeping side. Your eyes opened slowly to see that you had been surrounded by several armored men holding various weapons, all of which pointed at you to prevent escape. “Come without any problems and you won’t be harmed.” You felt that if you really tried, you could probably escape.

    [ ] Attempt Escape
    [ ] Go along
    [ ] Other
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)09:38 No.5090177
    [ ] Attempt Escape
    [ ] Go along
    [x] Other

    I attempt a bluff check.

    "Oh, uh, sorry I didn't realize this wasn't my house. I am quite intoxicated you see."
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)09:41 No.5090185

    I don't think that would work. We almost beat the Owner's daughter to death, to be fair, she started it, so I think we're being arrested for that.

    If we flee, we'll probably have to leave the city and we'll never get our deal(s).

    Archive here: http://4chan.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5080043/
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)09:49 No.5090206
    [ ] Go along

    It's the best choice.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)09:58 No.5090233


    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)10:00 No.5090238

    FFFF-! No! We want our "do whatever you want" deals. If we attack, we'll definitely be on the run and we don't get anything.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)10:00 No.5090241
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    My god, it's beautiful.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)10:02 No.5090249
    [X] Go along.

    If we escape now then we'll have to leave the city. If it comes to the crunch we can always escape later if things go really bad.
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)10:03 No.5090255
    1 for Bear Transformation and stick
    2 for Go Along
    1 for Other
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)10:07 No.5090268
    Go along now.

    Ready action to attack with stick in bear form when threatened.
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)10:13 No.5090293
    You hold your hands in acceptance of your capture. It wouldn’t be wise to attack wildly; after all, you’ve yet to hold that woman to her deals.

    You’re promptly handcuffed and led out of the house while being enclosed in a circular perimeter made by your captors. You walk at the same pace to prevent any slowdown, but, despite your quick compliances, you get sharp looks by those who’re escorting you.

    It’s not long until you’re at the largest building inside the city – the Governor’s Mansion. No time is given for you to scan the surroundings; you’re pushed up the stairs, brought inside, and led down a long hallway. One of the men knocks on the door at the end and is promptly greeted with a “come in”.

    You are escorted inside by the guards but are soon left alone with a middle-aged man with a wild mustache. It’s curled at its ends, which is bizarre, but you decide not to dwell on it. You could tell he used to be muscular in his younger days, but the recent “peace” seems to have taken a hit to his gut. He interrupts your thoughts with his gruff voice.

    “I heard you were beating on my daughter, to the point where she bled. You’re lucky I haven’t killed you where you stand.”

    You can tell his words are not lighthearted.

    “What do you have to say for yourself?”

    [ ] “She started it.”
    [ ] Explain the entire situation
    [ ] Say nothing
    [ ] Other
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)10:16 No.5090304
    [ ] Say nothing

    I doubt he doesn't know what his daughter is up to and if we start blaming her, he's probably going to do something that isn't good for us.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)10:19 No.5090318
    rolled 16 = 16

    [x] Other

    Rolling 1d20

    Odd = Explain yourself
    Even = Stare at him till he talks again
    1 = Call him a pompous twat
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)10:22 No.5090324
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    compliment him on his choice of facial hair
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)10:23 No.5090327

    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)10:25 No.5090335
    You say nothing. You, instead, stare at him until he begins to speak again. “So, you have nothing to say?” You, again, don’t respond. “Fine, I can respect a man who doesn’t give excuses.” You hear a knock at the door, but do not turn around. “Come in,” he says as if he was expecting it. The person opens the door slowly, talking, without looking in. “You called dadd-“ the familiar feminine voice stops as the two of you lock eyes, but neither of your bodies budge. “You two have met, yes?”

    The man stands between the both of you. “Sir, I don’t know who you are,” he begins, “or what you’ve decided to hurt my daughter, but I will forgive you if you simply apologize.” Your eye twitches, and so does hers.

    [ ] Apologize
    [ ] Say nothing
    [ ] Other
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)10:25 No.5090338

    Damn it. I would have done that if I saw it sooner. My apologies.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)10:35 No.5090356
    [x] Other

    Something mustache related to atone for missed opportunities!
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)10:39 No.5090363

    This, or say nothing. We aren't going to apologize for her randomly killing/harming citizens.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)10:44 No.5090382
    [C] Other

    Say "You owe me, I'm here to collect. Now tell your Dad to get there cuffs off me."
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)10:45 No.5090387
    As if ignoring the situation completely, you point to the man’s wild mustache. “That’s nice. I like it.” He instantly develops a grin on his face. “Do you? It takes a little time to prepare in the morning, but it’s all worth it. It’s a chick magnet.” You nod in appreciation to the advice, but the woman standing next to you seems to grow more restless and annoyed with each word you exchange about her father’s facial hair.


    You both look at her somewhat shocked. “Selene, do not yell in my office.” She only glares in response, but opens her mouth to say something a few moments later. “He doesn’t need to apologize. I challenged him and I lost. Nothing more, nothing less.” Her father glances at you for confirmation and you nod. He gives a sigh and, with one quick chop, destroys the handcuffs that were placed on your wrists. “You’re free to go” he says while walking over and sitting down in his chair.

    You take no time to leave the room, but, despite your haste, you’re stopped by your former opponent. “Hey. We still have a deal to settle.” You feign forgetfulness, but she sees right through it. “What do you want?”

    The deal must be fulfilled. She will do any two things.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)10:45 No.5090388
    This, call in one of the two favours she promised us. Get ready to fight if she lies and says she doesn't owe us anything.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)10:46 No.5090391

    Combine these two for hilarious results.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)10:48 No.5090402
    "Come with me."
    When we're out of ear shot
    "Never kill another innocent again, if you do I will find out and you agreed to this. I'll think of something else later, I'm going for breakfast while I think of something else, want to come along?"
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)10:49 No.5090407
    Forgoing any typical LOLRAPETIME I vote thusly:

    1. Set of the best adventuring equipment money can buy.
    2. That she grow(And/or)find and wear a mustache like her dad's for an entire year. If she doesn't then LOLRAPETIME
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)10:50 No.5090411

    this this this this THIS
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)10:52 No.5090424

    Request 1 = meh, thats kind of blah
    Request 2 = OH GOD YES
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)10:53 No.5090428

    You know what I like about OP? He'll actually do it.

    1. Ask her to join you on your journey.
    2. Tell her she can't kill another innocent.

    She's pretty strong so she'll be useful, and she won't be a liability if she's not randomly killing.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)10:55 No.5090437
    Combine Option 2 from first, option 1 from second

    hot fightan chick with dastardly mustache? Yes!
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)10:58 No.5090458
    Alright. I'm going to need majority votes for each individual option before I write it so it's a fair decision. So... yeah... decide.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)10:59 No.5090461
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    pic related
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)11:00 No.5090467
    1. Ask her (more like make her) come along on your journey.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)11:06 No.5090507
    1 Join
    2 Mustache

    Any complaints and I believe we have a readied action prepared...
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)11:15 No.5090569
    You stare at her amused for a few moments, her eyes focused on your lips she becomes both puzzled and fearful of your reaction.

    “Join me.”

    She becomes taken aback at your words. “W-what? Why would I ever go along with a bastard like you?” Your entertained expression does not change. “You have no choice. Or are your words as insignificant as your strength?” You believe she’s strong, but you’d never admit it. “What!? Don’t you DARE threaten my pride!” You can tell she’s angry, but you notice she calms down to hear your second response. “

    While you are with me, you will grow a fabulous mustache like your father.”

    She stares at you with a blank expression, like she had just died – like her heart has just stopped.

    “I will not do that.” The words come out as cold as ice.

    [ ] Make her follow through
    [ ] Come up with a different request
    [ ] Other
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)11:17 No.5090581

    Do it or I will MAUL your ass!
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)11:25 No.5090631

    If she won't grow it out, just make her wear a fake mustache. Same result, and she'd probably go for it.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)11:31 No.5090668
    [X] Different request.
    [X] Other
    "Fine, no killing anyone then."

    Followed by implying she really does want to come with us and is covering up and being Tsundre (Really get her annoyed)
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)11:32 No.5090679
    Are you implying she not wear the mustache?

    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)11:35 No.5090697

    This. If anything, we can convince OP to do it as a gag later. We don't need her randomly killing people if she's journeying with us.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)11:39 No.5090721
    They can see the mustache, they know what coming >_>
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)11:41 No.5090734

    Exactly. If people laugh at the mustache, which they will, she'll kill them. And if she kills them, she's a liability so we should probably say she CAN'T kill anyone then make her wear a mustache at a later date.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)11:47 No.5090774
    How about:

    1) Travels with us
    2) Cant kill anyone "If this rule is broken, you will be forced to wear a mustache like your fathers until such a time as I deem you don't have to anymore."

    But make her try it on first. She has to wear it.


    (Its my fetish)
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)11:53 No.5090806
    “Fine,” you say with a disappointed tone. “Then I revoke your license to kill.” Her eye twitches. She wants to protest, but she knows she can’t given her previous response. It’s her pride that’s holding her back.

    She accepts the terms begrudgingly.

    You smile at her with a condescending ulterior motive. “I know you really wanted to come the entire time.” Her hand flies out of nowhere and grabs your shirt, pinning you to a nearby wall. “What was that?” she asks with acid on her tongue. “You wanted to be with me. It’s obvious, I’m just too. Damn. Pretty.” Inside your mind, and hers, you hear a cracking sound at the same time you see her angered mouth twitch. You feel you shouldn’t push her any farther so you slyly add you were just joking.

    She drops you from the wall and walks toward her father’s office. “I will meet you at the City’s Exit.”

    She stands at the door in silence, only opening it when you walk away.

    Now outside, you cover your face to shield it from the afternoon sun. What now?

    [ ] Go to the City Exit
    [ ] Train
    [ ] Go to a shop
    [ ] Other
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)11:54 No.5090812

    I have no problem with it, I'll do it when you meet up with her.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)11:59 No.5090843
    [ ] Go to shop and purchase fake mustache
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)12:05 No.5090870
    Pick a good one.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)12:06 No.5090876

    Nice and curly like her father's.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)12:13 No.5090917

    This, then say goodbye to Karen, then go to the City exit.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)12:16 No.5090932
    [X] Shop, buy fake mustache
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)12:24 No.5090965
    [X] Shop, buy fake mustache, some supplies and two boxes of chocolates (Or some other gift). But a puzzle or book of some kind to keep ourselves distracted on the journey.
    Go to Karen's, give/leave her a box of chocolates as a thank you.
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)12:26 No.5090978
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    With your original second request on your mind, you quickly make your way to one of the city’s shop. It’s a large store so it takes you a little bit of time to find where the costumes are. When you finally do, you quickly find the biggest, curliest mustache you can find – which takes very little time. When you reach the register, you meet a familiar person in front of you.

    “Oh, hello, Adahn.”

    Karen smiles at you and you smile back. “Are you going to be joining me for dinner tonight?” You shake your head and explain you have to leave. She sighs, disappointed, but nods in acceptance. “Whenever you’re around, do visit me.” You say you will and she leaves with her groceries. It doesn’t take long for you to check out your singular item, the mustache, and you’re soon out the door. With very little left to do, you head to the city exit.

    When you arrive, you see your former enemy and new comrade waiting against the gate, her weapon, a bat, resting on her shoulders. “Where are we going?” she asks as you walk by and out of the city. “I honestly don’t know.”

    Party Addition: Selene
    Abilities: Homerun, Cool Blue Kick
    Inventory: Lucky Bat
    Status: Annoyed/Irritated
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)12:29 No.5091000

    While walking, you take something out of your pocket. It’s a small handheld puzzle and you fiddle with it – you went back into the store and purchased it after realizing the possible boredom that would be had traveling. Selene stares in silence while you fumble with it unsuccessfully. “Say… why did you ask me to join you?” You hear her, but you don’t look up.

    [ ] “I like you”
    [ ] “I need the firepower”
    [ ] Say nothing
    [ ] Other
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)12:30 No.5091002
    Try to break the ice; put on the mustache, turn into a bear, and do a russian dance. Gauge reaction.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)12:30 No.5091006
    Hey, OP. How much longer are you going to do this?
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)12:32 No.5091022

    Probably for another hour or so.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)12:33 No.5091032

    Hm. She'd probably get even more ignored if we just outright said we liked her, which we don't since she's a HUGE bitch.

    [ ] "I need the firepower"
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)12:34 No.5091035
    (Character alignment changed: Chaotic Awesome)
    "What can I say, I've always had a thing for crazy-cute girls." Joking voice, followed by "Honestly though, keep an eye on you, you're a good fighter and why not? Gotta have someone along to talk to nad you're one of two people I actually know. Mostly impulse though."
    Turn around and look at her, now wearing the mustache "You'll find over time that I'm a rather chaotic person."
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)12:34 No.5091036

    My mistake.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)12:36 No.5091047
    THIS! Say the last part in a very, very British accent.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)12:38 No.5091060
    Temporary alignment: chaotic mustache
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)12:39 No.5091065
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    FFFFF yes!

    Also OP I believe you forgot something.

    Pic related.
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)12:47 No.5091106
    You shove the puzzle in your pocket as you prepare to answer her question. “I find chaotic/pretty girls to be attractive, what can I say?” You say it in a humorous tone which does its job to not provoke her anger. “To be honest, I figured this the best way to make sure you live up to your end of the second bargain. I could use the power, you’re a decent fighter and it’d be nice to talk to someone once in a while.”

    She raises her eyebrow as you stop ahead of her. “Oh?”

    You swiftly turn around, on your upper lip a giant mustache. “BUT YOU’LL FIND OVER TIME, I’M A VERY CHAOTIC PERSON, EY WOT! DOHOHOHOHOHO!”

    You begin to sip tea you inexplicably obtained as you give off a very British accented laugh. She stares at you for a few moments, her face impassive, but it soon contorts. Her cheeks become large as she holds her hands in front of her mouth, though she could not contain herself any longer. She begins to laugh hysterically, which makes you laugh even louder.

    Selene Status: Amused
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)12:54 No.5091152
    I thought we would have options this time around. Anyway, put the -stach away, get all srs business and tell Selene what we're trying to accomplish. That is, recover our memories.
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)12:55 No.5091158

    I left it open so you can continue what should happen next. Get to thinkin'.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)12:58 No.5091178
    I vote for recovering her mammaries

    >Selene Status: Tsundere/Ragin
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)13:01 No.5091193
    You take off the mustache and put it in your pack. You begin to walk once more and it takes a minute or two before you start speaking. “I’m trying to recover something that was once stolen from me.” She gives you an inquiring look, but says nothing. “My memories… someone has stolen them. I don’t know who, what, or how, but I do know they were taken – even that, I fail to remember how I have that knowledge.” She still says nothing, even though you’ve finished. There’s a slight pause before she finally speaks up. “I don’t really care. I’m not following you because I want to.” You sigh, realizing that is indeed the case. You shrug and you continue your journey for hours in silence.

    It’s near sundown.

    [ ] Set up camp
    [ ] Keep walking (may annoy Selene)
    [ ] Other
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)13:02 No.5091202

    More like:

    >Hero Status: Dead/Concussion?
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)13:03 No.5091205
    Oh gawd, we need to try that in the future. But for now,
    Set up camp. We really need to find out where the fuck we're going. Maybe Selene knows of any locations of interest around us.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)13:03 No.5091207
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    [x] Other

    Avoid obvious fireside chat/ambush scene.

    Forget about old memories, seek new ones with Tsundere girlfriend!

    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)13:04 No.5091210

    [ ] Set up camp

    Sure, we made her laugh, but she's still hating us right now. Nothing we can do except appease "her highness."
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)13:04 No.5091215
    Set up camp, only one tent.
    Go in tent, have wank.
    Leave Selene outside and cold.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)13:05 No.5091221
    [X] Keep walking
    If she complains then offer to carry her, if she gets annoyed explain that I don't care if she's a woman, I wouldn't care if she was a man, a rock, of 12 tons of BBQ sauce covered spare Ribs, we're keeping moving if she wants to sleep or not and she can only sleep if we keep going so she can sleep while I walk.
    Then keep walking, if she really insists we stop though then camp for the night.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)13:06 No.5091225
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    But... but... adventure =(
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)13:10 No.5091248

    While we do it, we should probably figure out where we're going. I mean, I bet we're just following the road.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)13:14 No.5091284
    If we get tired then turn into bear form to keep walking.
    Once we get tired (As in totally exhausted) then stop and set up camp for the night.
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)13:23 No.5091342
    Despite noticing the sun going down, you keep walking. After a few minutes, you see that Selene is lagging behind. “Let’s stop for the night.” She says, her silent voice reflecting her exhausted state. “No,” you begin. “Let’s keep going a little longer.” You stop and turn around to see her glare at you with hatred in her eyes. “I want to stop.” “Well, I don’t want to.” You both glare at one another. “If you’re tired of walking, then let me carry you” you say to cut the silence. Her eye twitches at your idea, but before she can say something, you keep talking.

    “I don’t care if you’re a man, a woman, a rock, or a ton of barbecue sauce covered spare ribs, I’m going to keep moving. Whether or not you want to sleep alone in the middle of the road or on my back is up to you.” You turn back to the road and begin to walk for a few seconds before you suddenly feel weight on your back. Her arms wrap around your neck and her legs are held by your arms. You can feel her head rest against your neck, her breasts against your back, and some of her hair against your bare chest.

    [ ] “That’s better, isn’t it?”
    [ ] “Why don’t you press up against me a little harder?”
    [ ] “Where is the nearest town/city/village?”
    [ ] Stay silent.
    [ ] Other
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)13:26 No.5091366
    Turn into a bear, burrow.
    Or turn into bear and just run. Run as far as you can. See where it takes you.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)13:26 No.5091369
    [X] “Where is the nearest town/city/village?”
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)13:28 No.5091380

    [ ] Where's the nearest city/village/town?

    Anything else and I feel she'd make us stop. Or choke us to death.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)13:28 No.5091382
    After a few moments
    "So where's the nearest town?"
    Then after she's answered wait a few minutes then say out of the blue.
    "You might not like me, but you're stuck with me now, so we mgiht as well try to get on. G'night."
    Then let her sleep.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)13:33 No.5091413
    Bear-rape as she sleeps.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)13:35 No.5091442
    You wait a few moments before breaking the silence with a question. “Where’s the nearest town?” you inquire. “Follow the road, it should cut into two and both lead to a city. “I see,” you say in response. A few minutes pass and silence has befallen you two again. “You might not like me, but we’re stuck together, you know. We might as well try to get along.” You expect a response, but instead get nothing. You give a quick glance behind you and notice she’s fallen asleep with an almost peaceful expression on her face. So peaceful, in fact, you wouldn’t believe her personality based on her current appearance.

    You give a silent sigh and turn your eyes to the paved road. You don’t know how long you walk before you reach the split in the road, but it is nightfall. You stare at the star filled sky for a few moments before bring your attention to the signs.

    [ ] Left; Sermin
    [ ] Right; Ceruda
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)13:37 No.5091450

    D'aw. She's so cute. It's so unfortunate that she's batshit.

    [ ] Right; Ceruda
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)13:42 No.5091477
    [x] Ceruda
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)13:42 No.5091480
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)13:46 No.5091496
    Keep going straight, see what happens.
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)13:55 No.5091574
    You keep going straight for whatever reason and you crash headfirst into the sign. It hurts. Why would you think about doing that? One part of you must be REALLY stupid. Selene snorts as if waking up but does not. You decide to go right toward Ceruda after rethinking your “going straight” strategy.

    It’s gotten significantly later and darker by the time you reach Ceruda, the streets of the city empty save for a few stragglers. You look around for a few moments for a place to stay.

    Your eyes catch a large sign that says “Hotel” on it and you briskly walk towards it. Upon entering, your presence is immediately noticed by the receptionist. You two talk quietly and quickly for room arrangements and it isn’t long before you have your key and you’re in front of your assigned door. The moment you open it, you notice a very important detail; it’s a single queen-sized bed.

    [ ] Go back downstairs to exchange for another room
    [ ] Go in
    [ ] Other
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)13:58 No.5091603

    [ ] Go in

    It's late. There really is no point in going back downstairs.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)14:00 No.5091616
    Go in. While she's sleeping, make use of bathing facilities (if not in room, leave note telling her what we're doing). When we get back, wake her up, offer her use of bathing facilities, claim one side of bed once she goes to wash up, and go to sleep.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)14:04 No.5091630
    Press button.
    Mini bar slides out, bed switches for a King-Sized heart shaped bed, disco ball pops out, room is suffused with romantic glow. Record player turns on. Giggidy.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)14:04 No.5091632

    This, except reverse the order. Wake her up and let her use the bathroom, or what have you, then you do it. It's unlikely that she'd let you sleep in the same bed as her while conscious so she'd have to sleep first/use the stuff first.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)14:07 No.5091649
    The whole point is that we get her to decide to sleep in the same bed as us because we're already asleep and we look so peaceful and relaxed she doesn't want to wake us up.

    I'm going for "she snuggles up to us while we're sleeping, then acts all tsundere when we wake up and she's still snuggling".
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)14:12 No.5091674

    That's a good idea. Then again, there's still the fact that she could easily take her bat and kill us, which is just as likely as what you're saying.

    Hm... what should we do?
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)14:13 No.5091688
    [x] Go in, throw Selene on the bed and crash for the night.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)14:14 No.5091695
    I'd say we go with this one.
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)14:19 No.5091727
    You lightly place Selene on the bed, who takes very little time to subconsciously search for a pillow. While she begins to relax, still asleep, you decide to wash up. You take a shower and clean yourself, removing the various bandages on your body as you did so. You close your eyes and lift your head toward the showerhead while silently humming to yourself.

    A white flash.

    >Teehee. I am a being of memories; do you think I can’t create them as well?

    Your head begins to ache and you grip it while placing a hand against the wall to hold yourself up.

    Another flash.

    >You’re too da-
    >I’m afraid I can-
    >Give it up or-

    Your headache grows stronger and blood begins to pour out of your nose as a result. You’re starting to remember something.

    [ ] Keep trying to remember
    [ ] Stop trying
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)14:21 No.5091735
    Stop trying.
    IT'S A TRAP.
    Instead, scream loudly.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)14:23 No.5091745
    [ ]Stop trying.

    Whatever it is, it'll probably come naturally eventually and forcing it is obviously not good for our health.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)14:24 No.5091747
    [x] Keep trying to remember
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)14:28 No.5091767
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)14:30 No.5091778
    [x] Stop trying. Passing out in a shower probably isnt the best way to spend our time.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)14:33 No.5091793
    Try to remember. Even if it is a trap, the chance it isn't makes it worth the risk.
    If it is a trap then block out everything in my mind.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)14:35 No.5091801
    Keep trying. Don't stop unless we actually feel like we're about to die.
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)14:35 No.5091806
    You ache in your mind goes away as you relax. The blood stops pouring and what landed against the shower floor is washed away by the steaming water; you figure whatever you’re trying to remember may come naturally. The calmness of the break was broken by the sudden pain, never to be returned. You exit the shower and shake Selene awake, your hair dripping onto her face as she turns over to see you in a hotel robe.

    “Go and use the bathroom.”

    She looks at you with exhaustion in her eyes for a minute or two before she decides to get up, proceeding to sluggishly drag herself to the bathroom. You hear the shower turn on as you lift up the bed’s blanket and attempt to sleep.

    Before you could, however, you notice that Selene had finished with her shower and was returning to the bed. You could hear the disdain of your presence in her voice. “Hey. Get up, you aren’t sleeping here.”

    [ ] “Says you.”
    [ ] “Fine, I’ll get up.”
    [ ] Pretend to be asleep
    [ ] Other
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)14:37 No.5091815
    Stop trying: 4
    Keep trying: 3
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)14:37 No.5091816
    [x] Pretend to be asleep.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)14:39 No.5091825
    [x] Pretend to be asleep.
    Seriously, do it.
    Bluff check.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)14:41 No.5091831
    Pretend to be asleep.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)14:42 No.5091836
    Pretend to be asleep.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)14:43 No.5091838
    [x] Other- Slap that ho.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)14:47 No.5091866
    If "Pretend to be asleep" doesn't work, then go with "Pillow fight", followed by idle conversation.

    Then mention to her that you aren't enough of an asshole to try anything she doesn't want, and you figure it's just less lonely if you share the bed. And probably warmer and more comfortable.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)14:48 No.5091876
    "Unless you've got a couch or something else for me to sleep on hidden on your person somewhere yes I am. There's one bed, ergo we share. I don't think of you romantically and personally with you I'm more worried about being smothered in my sleep than fondled. If it makes you feel any more comftable though, I promise not to do anything inappropriate while we sleep. Now you can either take my word, get a good nights rest and wake up in the morning ready for the chat we're going to have first thing, or be stubborn over nothing and sleep on the floor, your choice. I'm going to sleep, Goodnight."
    Lie there and try to get some sleep.
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)14:50 No.5091887
    You don’t respond to her calls. After a while, she sits on the bed and blows her wet hair out of her eyes, obviously trying to think of some way to wake you. “Screw it” you hear her say in a low tone.

    You hear a scratching sound, one a bat might make against the floor.

    [ ] Keep pretending
    [ ] Get up
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)14:53 No.5091909
    [x] Get up
    Let's not get horribly maimed while pretending to sleep.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)14:54 No.5091912
    Run away screaming?
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)14:55 No.5091924

    Keep on keeping on. pretending, that is.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)14:55 No.5091925

    OP could just be trying to spook us.

    [ ] Keep pretending
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)14:58 No.5091949
    Keep pretending, but try to see what the source of that sound is as long as it doesn't blow your "No, really, I'm asleep" cover.

    If you don't feel some weight settling into the bed within the next minute or two, pretend to wake up and see what the situation is.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)15:02 No.5091974
    The amazing batwoman, indeed.
    [x] Get up. But pretend its all casual, yawning and stretching and such, faking looking bleary eyed. Ask if she said something. Assess her reaction.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)15:02 No.5091977
    Get up,
    Then make a mental note to destroy the bat in the morning. =]
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)15:05 No.5092002
    You hear sighing moments later and the sound of the bat drop against the floor. “He was rather nice to me today… I guess I don’t have to kill him.” You hear the blanket shuffling and a loud, almost manly, yawn. You wait a few minutes before you turn over and see she’s already fallen asleep. Your heart is beating out of your chest after you heard her previous words; was she really going to kill you? It was irrelevant at this point. It wasn’t long until sleep overtook your being as well.

    And that's the end. Phre, I was doing it over an hour than planned. I kinda got into it. Anyway, I believe that's all I'm going to do for the day - unless you want me to keep going.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)15:09 No.5092036
    as long as you continue at some point, this is probably the best thread of this type ive seen on /tg/
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)15:10 No.5092046
    Well i don't think anyone wants to see the quality slip.
    So we'll eagerly await your return.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)15:12 No.5092062
    Up to you. Take a break if you need to. You can always continue it later.
    >> !ZaiyoM.Dpk 07/04/09(Sat)15:15 No.5092080
    Alright. I have it fleshed out what I want to do so I'm going to take a little break before continuing for another hour or two. Is that alright with you all?
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)15:16 No.5092088
    Yup. Make a new thread when you return.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)15:28 No.5092149
    Keep going, if you can't then tell us when you're next going to run a thread like this. It's awesome.
    >> Anonymous 07/04/09(Sat)16:36 No.5092670
    new thread: >>5092620

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