>>5080163
What heresy is this?

HERES...Oh, it's you, Emperor. Uh, well this is awkward.

Emporer is a disciple of slaanesh?
I am confus.

>>5080163

>Pole dancing Sororitas

Count me in my lord!

FUCK YEAR PARTYHAMMER 40K!

Wish I was on my laptop, got all the OC drawfaggery there.

OI! Da Orks iz 'ere ta rock! Where ya want da squig grill?

Khan hwee come?

>>5080163
Oh god our greatest fears! The Emperor is reborn in the warp as a chaos god!

>>5080196
Drop that shit right next to Slaanesh's mountain of cocaine.
Not that one!
The one with snowboarding hookers.

Despite it most likely being a Chaos trap, I would go there.

If it is true, then party with the Emperor.

If it is false, then vanquish the vile heretics who blasphemed their impersonation of the Emperor. Or get killed trying to do that. Most likely get killed trying to do that. But whatever.

>>5080205

No, no you can't

>>5080216
And the beer?

>>5080220
But that Sororitas friend of yours can.

>>5080195

Don't worry, I got a pic of the Mobile Party Palace. Note The Emperor rocking out on the roof.

>>5080226
Just keep it away from the hot tub. Papa Nurgle's been in there for an hour and shit's starting to grow.

>>5080216

Isn't that just the stock ground for Doomrider's C-C-C-COCAINATORIUM?

>>5080216
>snowboarding hookers.
>mountain of cocaine.
I've died and the Emperor has blessed my years of devoted service!
Or the =I= has set me up and I'm about suffer a horrible death. Fuck it, I'll be to high to care!

...shit. And my ship had to choose this week to break down. You think I could hitch a ride with some of you people?

My emperor, I am prepared to rock the fuck out in your name!

Now this might be fun
Count me in!

Gentlemen, I propose a race. A race around the entire equator of Phestos Epsilon in TITANS, for the amusement of all!

First to, oh... one thousand planetary circuits?

>>5080196

>>5080242
Hell no, if we had all that on the surface at once its gravity would really mess with the tides. Then how are we supposed to surf in the ocean of amasec? Doomrider's shit's evenly distributed around in orbit, ready to be dropped as needed.

We shall turn the Machine Spirit up to 11 sire

Didn't anyone bring some fucking obscura?

>>5080271
So we know to go to the planet that is surrounded in massive clouds of fluorescent white mist?

Hey.

Hey, guys.

The Tau and Dark Eldar have set up a Strobe-O-Sphere in orbit of Phestos's star. Twenty-four hours a day, non-stop house music or electro, all strobes all the time and Anti-Grav scrumball in the lower decks.

My unit's heading straight there, and we're bringing a Thunderhawk full of Cadian Pride beer. Who wants in?

>>5080286
Aw, shit. Those canisters better not have broken.

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>5080293
Perhaps it would dissipate into the air, providing a constant high for everyone on the planet.

>>5080300

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>5080288

OH SHIT, save me a seat, dude!

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

>>5080288
So I heard these guys were performing there.

Hive Fleet Rock Lobster on the scene

>>5080265
Sounds good, but we should really pump Phencyclidine Hydrochloride through the aircon first.

>>5080324
With a little backu from the Rythm Stealers

My lord the speakers and light system is all set up we shall commence the prayers to the machine god

>>5080265
What will the Tau use?

icecream for everybody

Hold on guys, we're getting a transmission over the vox...

Seems that the 'Star Spanker', one of Slaanesh's pleasure ships is in system and are taking on passengers in return for oddities that may interest them.

Um... they also say that the Daemonette who attends you in your room will bring her sister if you do...

Oh. Also, Slaanesh's personal Ultra Porn is playing on Frequency 15595.

One man who should be here is not. Tell us, where is FUTUREMAN?

Ready for a battle of the bands

>>5080356

Aboard the Mobile Party Palace, partying with the Emperor, Macha and Horus of course. Who else is worthy to party with him directly?

Fuck, Keeper of Secrets just ran into bathroom. I guess I'll hold her tentacles back while she pukes.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>5080369
With any luck, Macha just *might* get laid.

>>5080352

I have a shuriken pistol to trade. Never fired and only dropped once.

HEY GUYS, IS THIS PARTY FUCKING AWESOME OR WHAT?

>>5080379
>Keeper of Secrets
>Pukes
... I'll have what it's having.

>>5080362
A battle of the bands you say?

>>5080387

...seems good. Welcome aboard, would you like to hear about our special 'Lights Out Room'?

>>5080388
Eeeeee its him!!! Can I have your autograph?

Dude, Bloodthirster just chugged a whole platoon of drunken guardsmen. He's fucking plastered.

>>5080320

Suddenly, BATTLE OF THE BANDS!

WAAAAAGH!

Ork-chan bring da red bull (makes me go fasta), da monsta (green is da best), and da dead killyiest beats dis side of da warp! *Dumps some music chips next to the DJ*.

IF YOU AIN'T PARTYIN' YOU IS MUCKIN ABOUT!

PARTY@MYPALACE

>I the Immortal Emperor, have awoken after millenia wandering the Warp,

Okay.

>You want Titan arm wrestling matches? Then have them!

Seems like a waste of resources to me.

>Dark Elder guitar solos? I deliver!

What?! we must not do anything with the Xenos except kill them!

>Hardcore Chaos Rock!
Heresy! You're not the real God Emperor of Mankind! Impostor! Heretic! The Inquisition will surely hear of this!

>>5080429
Must...not...fap...in...public. Fuck it.

I hear the Machine Spirit's voice.

>>5080438

You sure ruin the party.

>>5080418
Goddamnit, break it up.

We have music to play and fun to have.

All these negative vibes are agitating the machine spirits.

>>5080444

>>I, the Immortal Emperor, have awoken after millenia wandering the Warp, uncovering all of it's secrets and knowledge!
>>uncovering all it's secrets and kowledge
>>it's
What kind of Emperor makes that punctuation/spelling mistake?

So, once again a party is held and that little wench O'Shaserra didn't think of inviting me? AGAIN?

Come on, just because I committed genocide to an entire Waagh, doesn't mean I don't bring the goods! I got 3 whole Devilfish loaded with chips, salsa, and everything guaranteed to blow your little Gue'la minds!

Doubt the greenskins'd notice.

>>5080460
One high on coke and partying like a motherfucker.

No foul chaos fiends shall defeat the emperor's finest! Especially not in a drinking game!

>>5080460
Your grasp of High Gothic is obviously flawed, if you think the Emperor made a mistake. Heretic.

>>5080407

Is it heretical?

>>5080444
Dude, I SEE the Machine spirits voice. That's some fucking hardcore PCP back there.

Why doesn't anyone ever invite me to any parties? I have feelings too, you know.

>>5080480
What is and isn't heresy no longer matters.

Refer to the image.

Someone needs to drawfag faptau with a drumset. I'm sure he can keep perfect rythm with his fapping arm

I couldn't believe that I got a ticket to come aboard the Star Spanker, but as I handed over the melted Boltgun casing shaped like dignity (which is hard to explain but true), I was asked what I would like. Flocks of Daemonette girls stood across from me, beckoning me with their smiles, and their poses and.... and their SEXUALITY. In all my years I never thought something like this existed, but immediately I had to have them. I had to have them all.

Against the stairs, a small Daemonette wearing a Commissar's cap looked up at me innocently, despite her bondage leathers.
Next to her, two Daemonettes held a cup between them.
But I stopped at HER.

I remember purple hair, like a living Amethyst sculpture, which ripples in the still, musk-scented air. Her six breasts were all perky and strained at the slashed black spandex she wore. And that ass... THAT ASS...

I'm sure that those that are loyal to the Imperium will be pleased to hear that members of the inquisition and other loyal servants to the ACTUAL God Emperor (who is still watching over us all on his Golden Throne) shall be arriving as soon as possible to punish those involved in this heresy.

>>5080205

COME HERE YOU HERETICAL FUCKING SLUT.

>>5080507
Oh great. Inquisitor Buzz Killington is on the way.

>>5080494
The image sums up all of 40k anyways.

>>5080507

Oi! If it isn't Commisar Buzzkill. Less see ya krump all me boyz here. And everyone else 'ere at dis party. Hell, even da weedy blueskins 'll show ya a good time.

I'm pretty sure the Inquisition would be too high out of their minds to even attempt to put up a fight, just from the ambient drugs in the everywhere.

>>5080494

...In that case, sign me up for two.

In the name of the Ethereal Caste I declare this one bitchin party! For the greater good, it will not end.

F*ck the commisars!

>>5080507
Naw dude its cool, let the spice flow

Why the hell were we fighting these Slaaneshi guys, anyway? They're damn near carrying this party. Hell, even the Khornates aren't that bad, until you get in a game of rugby with 'em.

>>5080503

Instantly I walked to her, through the throng of races. She knew she had me. As I approached, she giggled and took my hand, leading me down the halls.

We walked past many rooms. On my left, a writhing orgy which I still cannot fully understand. On my right, a Sororita being whipped in front of a crowd, her torturer stopping to lick the sweat off her stomach. We passed an atrium where an Ork was fed meats of exotic appearance by a larger Daemonette who was drinking wine as she catered her master.

The wonderment... I almost didn't hear my sweet's loving voice.
"Did you have something in mind, human? Or would you like something a little more... adventurous?"
I couldn't resist. "Adventurous? Like what"
"The Lights Out Room."

I'm sorry I'm late everyone. There's a vicious warp storm heading in, so traffic was horrible.

Did I miss anything? I brought Jelly Babies...

RUGBY? FUCK YES.

In the Emporers name I bring the bitches

>>5080460

No, he's saying that all of it's secrets and knowledge.

The Warp is made entirely out of secrets and knowledge.

Just as planned.

Those that are still loyal to the Imperium shall be pleased to hear that the first of 10 planets has been destroyed (a small price to pay, but it must be done.)

>>5080525
>>5080518
And that is Commissar Forlen to you. If I wasn't in a different sector fighting the evils of Chaos with other loyal men of the Imperial Guard, I'd have you two summarily executed myself.

>>5080539
>F*ck
Silly Tau 4chan doesn't censor words.

>>5080566
Dude, bro

Totally not cool.

>>5080566

Oh, hey, Com. I took the liberty of firing orbital cocaine torpedo barrages at all of the planets your forces are currently engaged on. Enjoy your massive high. Praise Slaanesh!

>>5080566
Fuck it, that was only for parking, anyway.

>>5080570

My apologies. My translator malfunctioned. Most of our earth caste engineers are drunk off their asses off of some strange orkish brew.

Krunk Juice I believe it's called?

>>5080585
My guncutter was parked there! Shit!

>>5080566
HEY LOOK! IT'S COMMISAR NOFUNALLOWED!

>>5080585
Well, then. It looks like no one's leaving anytime soon. Hell yeah!

Do not worry, everyone. Your security has arrived. As mandated by the Emperor himself.

Party on.

>>5080566
Hey, in my name, Stop that shit.

>>5080566

I had your two mothers summarily sexecuted BY myself.

>>5080552

She stopped, a tiny grin on her face as she got close. Her intoxicating smell was driving me wild.

I hadn't thought hard about what I wanted, so I nodded, putting my hand around behind her and feeling her smooth curves. "Okay. Let's do that."
Her eyes narrowed in contentment as she giggled, and she leaned in to kiss me, putting a hand behind my head to draw me in.

Suddenly, I felt her hand behind my head turn sticky. Unsure, I reached back with a free hand. Purple, sticky liquid. She released me, strands hanging from her purple fingers, before turning and continuing. She didn't need to lead me this time.

I tried to ask her what she had done as she led me to a closed door, but all sound started to quiet. As I fell deaf I remember feeling that I SHOULD be concerned, but I didn't care. I wanted that ass.

Opening the door, the inside of the room wasn't black. It was black than black. Normal darkness was daylight by comparison. Wordlessly she took me inside, closing the door.

>>5080598
You shall all be destroyed with those other 9 planets then, sooner or later. Have fun with your honourless deaths!

>>5080603
Holy shit. Tzeentch, dude. I. Am. Tripping. Balls.

>>5080616

I'll have fun with your honorless mothers.

>>5080616
Enjoy your excommunication for defying the Emperor's divine mandate to FUCKING PARTY!

>>5080616
God, Commissar, you are just boring as hell.

Who needs honor when you have a party at the Emperor's place?

S'all good we'll just party on in the afterlife.

>>5080633
What GREATER honor is there than partying at the Emperor's place?

>>5080585

...FUCK. I had parked there! It was a fucking brand new top class skimmer! You retarded partykilling mon'keigh, you're lucky you're not here or I'd turn your fucking brain inside out!

...I'm totally not high enough right now. Doomrider, please, pass the stuff.

>>5080603
Wow E, you REALLY let yourself go. Find that cake you were after dude?

>>5080620
JUST AS PLANNED

FUCK! This party isn't fucking HARD ENOUGH!
RAAAAARHGHAH!

PARTY HARDER YOU MISERABLE DOUCHE NOZZLES! FUCK! THE STAIN YOUR FATHER LEFT ON YOUR MOTHER'S THIGH COULD PARTY HARDER THAN THIS!

Fuck! This cocaine is AWESOME!

>>5080616
HONORLESS? THIS IS ORKY MOSHPIT!!!!

Anyone want to see my 'Catachan Devil'?

Are there any bitches here for whom Tankred can endure?

>>5080653
You see him like that, too? Did you drop the acid that Lord of Change was handing out?

>>5080661
Man fuck ork moshpits

You don't need to add more dakka to fucking everything, goddamn it

>>5080629
That so called "Emperor" is an imposter.
The real Emperor is still watching over those loyal to him on his Golden Throne.

I thought /tg/ would be full of people that would be loyal to the Emperor and the Imperium. Oh well, those other planets shall be destroyed soon, so no worries.

>>5080665
GO FOR IT

>>5080665
Sweetie, I'm just drunk enough to want to see whatever you'll show.

>>5080615

I saw nothing. I heard nothing. All I knew was touch, smell and taste. I don't know what she put in me, but as it turned off my sense of hearing it keened my other senses immesurably.

In the darkness I felt her breath on my bare stomach, I felt tickles on the back of my legs. It was surreal, not knowing what she was going to do next, but my deep desire roared like an inferno.

We coupled for an eternity. Who could say how long passed? Was it a few hours? A few days? After a point I dismissed time as irrelevant. From time to time, she would put something sweet in my mouth, a morsel of unknown food or a foriegn alcoholic beverage. At one point she guided my nose to a line of cocaine on her inner thigh, but it stopped being effective after a time.

Against walls, against low objects, on the floor. Every position, every perversion I could think of and more. I learned her, became intimate with her as a being, only for her to do something to make me understand that I had learned nothing at all. That I COULDN'T understand her.

Can I join in?

>>5080616
This is Comisar Unyuufex, reporting that Splinter Fleet Party On has sucessfully intercepted and destroyed The Buzzkill fleet

>>5080685
Divine mandate dictates that you MUST join.

>>5080688
Tripping. Balls. Better. Than. Before.

>>5080659
Sorry sir, we will rock harder sir!

Sweet the new hips... er... drugs? BOTH just got here. Fuck year!

>>5080677
Dude, I'm a grey knight! My loyalty to the emperor is unquestionable. If I weren't supporting this guy by partying right now, It wouldn't be the real emperor. But since I am...
Also, does any daemonette want to use my nemesis force lance?

>>5080659
Oh dear God Emperor, not you too!

>>5080669

WE'VE GOT A BITCH FOR YOU. WE LIKE TO CALL HIM ABBADON.

'Tis better to die by exterminatus from heretics than to cease partying with the Emperor.

>>5080719
Dude your fleet just got eatin, your stuck on the ground with the rest of us, you might as well party

>>5080715
Why yes, yes I would.

>>5080724

Now dat is orky. It's like Gork an Mork are here among us, guidin' our 'ands.

>>5080706
CARRY ON THEN!

Would someone kindly turn the music the FUCK up?
I CAN STILL HEAR ANGRY OVER THIS WEAK NOISE!
BADGER CUNT DICKS!

NOT rocking HARD enough is HERETICAL!

>>5080724
Awesome. I always knew you'd be a fun guy to be around

>>5080670
Nah dude. The daemonettes are passin' out free PCP at the front door.

...

>>5080735
Heh, as I've mentioned a few times before. I'm in a different sector. But thanks to the technologies that the Adeptus Mechanicus has developed. I'm able to access hubs of information like this website.

I am not against partying, but when there is mention of foul Xenos and Chaos taking part, that is where I must draw the line and begin enforcing rule.

You'll all run out of food sooner or later, and you are all stranded on those planets. It's only a matter of time...

>>5080684

After a time, I forgot about everything. About the unit. About the Everparty. About anything before this beautiful darkness. It was who I had become. My Slaaneshi lover had reached in and tossed aside all that was irrelevant. I worshipped her for that.

When the lights suddenly came on I recoiled in agony, the Daemonette falling still unser me, legs wrapped around me and arms looped behind my head. The brightness made everything vague, and blearily I looked around, things slowly becoming clear.

The walls were all windows. Holovid recording equipment was pointed at every corner, and behind the glass members of every race giggled silently to themselves. Looking straight ahead in shock, I saw a tall Eldar in elaborate robes. Above him was a vid screen of me astride the Daemonette, looking around in confusion like a fucking moron. The words, BROADCASTING LIVE ACROSS THE PHESTOS SYSTEMS read out clearly.

In my head I heard a single chuckle of satisfaction reach out to me from the Eldar. As he touched my mind, one word blazed into my brain: ELDRAD.

I couldn't hear myself scream in rage.

>>5080757
so he didnt die, he just gave up his flesh for a timeless robot zombie?

>>5080757
Oh my god I can't
I don't
i'm
fuuuuuuuuuck waht thge fuvjkj did theyu givwe me
hily shit

>>5080763
If I am hungry I will eat drugs.

>>5080763
The squig grill says otherwise.

Incidentally, "kiss the cook" seems like a fucking lame apron at this point, so it's on fire and across the room now. MOAR DEMONETTES!

If you think of her as Catherine the Great, then you should be the horse to help her meet her fate.

>>5080764
Wow. What a dick.

WHO WANTS TO PLAY SOME FUCKING POKEMON?!

>>5080773
Dude, what the warp are you talking about?

>>5080778
duude imn fucjkijng fucjkeed huiop
i jneed ot go klkie dowjn

>>5080782
Obviously they are talking about horse sex.

>>5080665

Sure, if you'll pet my Armageddon Anaconda.

>>5080778
I don't know about Pokemon, but I brought some RPG books with me.

As in all of them.

Who wants to GM? ^_^

>>5080778

You're on.

Everyone knows the Emperor kicks ass at Contra.

>>5080786
AW FUCK, DON'T YOU DARE O.D. ON ME, DUDE!

Sorry we're late. We had to deal with some asshole commissar.

>>5080798

Why do you think we haven't seen he or FUTUREMAN?

They're playing Contra two players. On Hard.

The whole series.

>>5080803
Cue the scene from Pulp Fiction where the chick ODs.

I agree with the Commissars, this is heresy!

>>5080803
igts cool, itds xxocol, sshhhhhlaneshhhhhhhi hwores bryought dome eoragneds

goatempeor is heresy!

IS THAT SQUIG DONE YET? I'M FUCKING STARVING!

>>5080799
This can only end in the daemonette becoming pregnant.
>>5080792
What system?

>>5080816

I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO SOMEONE LITTLE GUARDSMEN.

This is the best ever ГРУППЫ Holy shit!

FUCKING warp storm!

>>5080792
I shall be a paladin.

>>5080356

OPh shit, no one told me the Duke was playing. Count me in, my Lord

>>5080811
>They're playing Contra two players. On Hard.

>The whole series.

WHAT!? EVEN CONTRA HARD CORPS AND THE TERRIBLE 3D REMAKE ON THE PS1!?!?

>>5080826

Pick yer poison.

Dark Angels here. Long have we awaited a party great enough to reveal our dark secret.

An entire chapter of bitches

Here is our first request: this one goes out to all the hotties, from the Adeptus Mechanicus! Keep living the virtual dream, guys!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxcroSMRA9g&feature=fvst

>>5080820
ALLRIGHT, MAN. JUST SLOW DOWN. HERE'S A CUP OF COFFEE AND A POUND OF COKE TO SETTLE YOUR NERVES.

>>5080828

>>5080831

Dude, playing yourself but in fantasy is so lame.

>>5080839
naaaaaah manh oiu got sokme oojrangeds man
fuckigkjn orjanges
its cpool

HAHA. I THINK SHE LIKES YOU. INVITE ME TO THE WEDDING.

>>5080844
Dude! You're telling this to a guy who's getting sucked off by a daemonette! I'm about as unpaladinlike as I can get right now!

Hey, anyone seen the new Inqiusitor?

Which one of you lovely ladies wants some of this action?

>>5080851
hglook at thsi fucjkijng poser
pporbasbly cmae jhust to lpook cpool
hey manb yioiu aijnt cpool
yoiu fuckijn chiikly
chiikly aijnt nevhver brenb cpool

>>5080858

Someone spiked this Eldar whore's drink. Go nuts.

>>5080863
That's just adorable. You're coming with me.

Hey guys, is it okay if I come in? And would you guys know if there's a clock here? Mom tells me I have to get home by eight.

Maybe my friend Commissar Forlen wasn't clear on this.
Let me explain...

>>5080827
>I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO SOMEONE LITTLE GUARDSMEN.

And who might that be?

A pawty? Can I join? Unyuu~!

>>5080869
woha owah fget tefh ucjk awayh

Shit! Guys! I was fucking a Daemonette and the condom broke! What do I do?

>>5080888
fucjk,,, tgehy had coindonms here?

>>5080888
Keep going. make sure you spend in all her holes

>>5080888
Use your faith in the Emperor to ward off the disease. Also give that daemonette a morning after pill tomorrow.

Amberley is not here tonight, ladies...

>>5080882
Don't make me drag you, now.

>>5080888

Dude, she's probably knocked up by now.

Enjoy being father to a Daemon.

>>5080917

Use a flamer.

>>5080907
okj okjn thetnacokle layyd
doknt eb offedned if i dojnt look

>>5080907
Keeper! Keeper! Fuck. Sorry everyone! She's had a little much. I'll be back after I drop her off back in the warp.

>>5080876

WHERE IS THE BEER I WAS PROMISED?

>>5080920

1) Spread her legs
2) Insert hand flamer barrel
3) Pull trigger
4) Problem solved!

I just saw a Bloodthirster tittyfuck all the six breasts of a Keeper of Secrets.
I came.

We... We heard there was a party going on...
If... If there's any room, ca can I come in?

Hey everyone, we brought some whisky and cheese balls, so someone point me in the direction of the Tau ladies!

>>5080932

Like so.

>>5080955
Bro there's always enough room on Planet Rock.

>>5080958
Aren't you ultramarines? I think you forgot the U.

Free rides 'round the parking lot!

>>5080426

Ork-Chan? Fuck, get over here ya little scrapper, and let's go get some Cave Spores!

>>5080968

That's ok, I understan... Wait... What?
Really!?

Awesome!
Ceiling Tau said I wouldn't be able to get in!

I'm back fuckers! What'd I miss?

A party? Sweet!

Can I bring some Greater Good, and by Greater Good I mean some crazy powerful hallucinogenics the Kroot whipped up for their ceremonies?

>>5080990
no
no moref ucjking ascid
getheat shoti awayfhrom me

>>5080924
FUCK ME HARD!!! If you can, that is.

>>5080990
I could go for some of that peyote pudding.

>>5080907
You'd best watch your tongue with me, daemon! I have been trained all my life to fight your kin, have some of the best weapons the imperium can afford AND am really drunk right now! Personally, I'm feeling something for a bar-brawl right now.

>>5080980

Oi. I don't waaaaugh with slowpokes now.

O shit brother lets do this shit!

>>5081004
DID SOMEONE SAY BAR BRAWL? BIG I THINK I HEARD SOMEONE FUCKING SAY BAR BRAWL.

WOOHOO!! PARTY!!

>>5081011

Lets do this...

>>5081011
>>5080924
Is there any chance of more being posted?

>>5081013
Praise the emperor! A group brawl! All right everyone! All who want to fight, please come to the area with the tables and chairs which are easy to form improvised weapons with. And no forming teams or making a fortress out of the tables after which you sit in your fortress like an idiot! Oh, and we need to tie up Abbadon so that he won't run like a pussy!

>>5081041

OP, we love you in ways your untainted mortal mind could not begin to imagine.

At least Eldrad left. Still, that guardsman? What a dumb fuck. Heh heh...

awesome

... I feel the PARTY OVERTAKING MEEEEE

ARCHIVE THIS SHIT!

>>5081064

Are firearms allowed? Everything's better with firearms.

Looks like I 'walked into the wrong plane but the right place.

Anyone want to buy a hot chick some booze?

>>5081117
Only if they're not big enough to hide behind like some fucking pussy! So no big cannons (unless you want to swing with 'em)

>>5081127
Shuuuure! Come ovr here an sit on my knee...

No firearms allowed. In fact, we shouldn't even have any armour or clothes to hide behind, so that after the orgy of violence, we can have an orgy of orginess.

>>5081064
ROCK ON!

I am taking the first Rogue Trader on route! Wooo! Partying like it's 30K!

DIE! DIE! DIE!

Thou shall not taint the venerated ones' name ...

Stop spamming: http://www.AnónTálk.com/
>fdd igk ygjgb yh n

>>5081169

Shut up.

I am absolutely convinced that /tg/ faps to gay space marine porn, considering the popularity of 40K threads. Am I right?

>>5081198
No, you're just an idiot.

>>5081207

No, at least SOME fa/tg/uys fap to space marine porn, the laws of probability say so.

>>5081169

Thought we destroyed your fucking fleet! No matter, this coffee can surface-to-orbit missile should do the trick.

>>5081232

>>5081237

>>5081243

Man, this shit never gets old.

I thought I said NO FIREARMS! I'm really pissed right now! Come here and we'll duke it out with good old fistcuffs.

FUTUREMAN isn't present! This is a trap!