You know what? I agree.

>>5067711

What... the... hell...?

I...cannot dispute this.

Holy shit, that looks awesome. I want that jacket and band-visor now!

Did we double back to the 80's again?

>>5067711
The Emperor himself could not look down on this man's style

>>5067745

No, that is just how 40k rolls.

Did no-one else notice that he has A NECKBEARD?

Hrm. Sounds fine.

>>5067757
all fa/tg/uys dress like this on a daily basis

>>5067711

Using this as a pic of my Hive-World Scum dude. Just imagining him with a pair of autopistols...

>>5067757

No black people in 40k.

>>5067711

You mean they are dressed like clothes from the 80's trying to look futuristic ?

Seems possible.

>>5067799
gb2 /stormfront/

BDASS

>>5067711
I'm stealing this getup for my 80s stoner vampire.

>>5067757
This is what all of us secretly look like, y'know.

>>5067803
>>5067745

I'll have you know that I got this pic from a current French fashion site.

Go to Paris, you may see this in the streets.

>>5067823

B-but... why don't I look like that too?

>>5067828
brb going to Paris to get awesome shirt.

WHAT DO THE SHOULDER ZIPPERS DO?!

Looks Necromundan

>>5067835

You don't? Oh. Dude. You have to go, man. Sorry.

>>5067859

House Funker?

>>5067870
it's house awesome.

>>5067873

10Creds for LASPISTOLS as a special.

Except the lasers are different colours every time the gun fires.

>>5067851
Allow for easy shoulder access.

Durr.

It looks like they cut his visor out of the picture, and there's a wooden box there in the hole

>>5067711

This is civilian attire in 40K too.

>>5067870
Could be I haven't been to Necromunda in a long time.. I think the youth played with carboard boxes with repetitive musical devices.

>>5067878
they also carry giant boom boxes that play nothing but house music.

>>5067903

I approve.

>>5067894
No that what students in the Scholas wear

>>5067894
yeah on slaneshii worlds

>>5067903

I wish to join this... House Awesome.

>>5067903

I think I like this 'House Awesome'

what sort of animal has prismatic leather?

This guy could only be cooler if he was wearing a single kneepad.

>>5067936

For all we know, he is.

>>5067933

Skinned Mage the Awakening rulebooks

>>5067933
The kind that exist after 40,000 years of evolution and adaptation on worlds your pitiful mind cannot comprehend.

>>5067933
Some kind of space critter, clearly.
We have fish with transparent skin, so why can't an alien creature have prismatic skin?

>>5067933
some fist scales are prismatic or look that way so it could be fish scales.

Vice Magazine's DOs and DON'Ts page has a few decent pictures of people who wish to be FUTUREMAN.

>>5067711

Still winning...

Hands up who is using OP's pic for their next character's portrait, regardless of setting?

>>5068202
here here!

>>5068202

...me...

Right here.

>>5068002
Future Man?

>>5068318
Good sir, that man is clearly a pirate!

>>5068318

Rogue Trader.

Also, I found a heretic for FUTUREMAN to purge.

nough said

>>5068327
No way, look at that design on his shirt! He's clearly so futuristic that he's unaware of his piratical appearance.

can this guy be in futureman's party?

>>5068351

FUTUREMAN is a lone wolf. The only parties in his life are the wild, crazy hive city parties he attends. And even then he walks out of them stone cold sober despite having drank 15 litres of Amasec and having smoked ALL the Obscura in a three mile radius.

>>5068202

*hand up*

I'm going to be now /tg/ I better see a FUTUREMAN article on 14dchan tomorrow.....

>>5068358
He sounds like... a most interesting person...

>>5068382

You spelled "THE most interesting person" wrong.

So I just image searched for “future” and found this, which I happen to be reading right now, on the front page.

>>5068401

RAILROAD

This chick wishes she was FUTUREMAN's girlfriend. But FUTUREMAN goes it alone.

>>5068443

Holy shit it's a Combine Elite!

>>5068479

PICK UP THE CAN

This is Civilian Attire in 40k

Fuck year Futureman. 40K just got a lot cooler.

I'm surprised its not a burlap sack.

>>5068547
see
>>5068506

>>5067711
This man's clothing could put a Harlequin to shame.

>>5068605

Harlequins are a great disappointment to FUTUREMAN. Their style shows promise, but are they PARTY enough for a single Isotropic Slammer? They have not the right stuff.

I'm playing FUTUREMAN in my next DH campaign. Scum with high FEL, and he'll talk about himself in the third person. Y/N?

>>5068837

Only if you can play him adequately PARTY.

>>5068837
Futureman does not refer to himself in the third person.
If he is talking about someone being awesome, it is simply understood that he speaks of himself.

>>5067757

Holy shit, FUTUREMAN does indeed have a neckbeard! MIND = BLOWN

>>5068837

Sounds like fucking SPACE TORDEK

>>5068830

Isotropic Slammer? What exactly goes into that?

>>5068970

Two part Absinthe, one part Sambuca, lime juice.

>>5069016

That sounds... oddly delicious.

Mind = blown

>>5069116

It's FUTUREMAN's breakfast drink.

>>5069152
>>breakfast
>>FUTUREMAN

FUTUREMAN never eats breakfast, because he doesn't recognise morning.

>>5069164

A fair point.

How can a man who never sleeps comprehend the idea of breakfast?

He also only moves via ravewalking, extended heel sliding or bullet-time diving.

>>5069201
"Ravewalking" sounds like a fucking badass style of futuristic Kung-fu.

I have a question. Just what does FUTUREMAN do in the Acolyte party?

It's just another hive world fad sweeping the lower hives.

>>5069223
Scum, no doubt. He's in with all the "right" crowds and charisma comes easy to him. Charlatan path, obviously, so he'll end up with Peer (Nobility, Inquistion, Government, Everyone Fucking Important).

This thread is near-max PARTY! Someone archive this!

>>5069278

Got archived a while back. HARDRAVE ONWARD!

Daemonette: Hey space man care to have space sex?

FUTUREMAN: Damn, baby, you're outta style. I gotta take a pass. FUTUREMAN's movin' on.

Daemonette: Nyoro~n

>>5069413
Then he robot-moonwalks away.

I PROMISE TO PLAY FUTUREMAN AT SOME POINT AND POST LOGS

Inquisitor - "Kaylee, my vintage bottle of distillac is gone from it's shelf! Who was in my office today?!"

Secretary - "I-I think that Acolyte Team Four was i-"

Inquisitor - "FUTUREMAN!"

>>5069458
Then the Inquisitor slams his hands on his desk and goes, "DAMMIT FUTUREMAN..." His voice drops, becoming just a lonely whisper, "Why didn't you call?"

>>5069467

The Inquisitor was Badasius

>>5069442
Oh fuck year

guys stop, I can't breathe here from laughing

>>5069475

But that is a story for another time...

>>5069467

awesome

The planet FUTUREMAN was born on orbited a sun plagued by frequent and unstable solar energy releases. This gave it the appearance of a giant disco ball in space.

Imperial Governer: I'm telling you, we have no Tzeentch cults on this planet!

Sister: You lie! Fiendish heretic, our scanners picked up the shifting colours of your deviancy from space! Nothing human can be so bright and have its colours shift so!

Governer burning: FUTUREMAAAAAAAN!!!

OP, not nearly grimdark enough

I have to say, I fucking LOVE the idea of urban glamour in 40K. So wrong and yet so right.

Futureman needs a themesong. I propose something funky with a lot of bass.

>>5069504
>>5069509

Just because it's 40K and GRIM and DARK doesn't mean that COLOUR NO LONGER EXISTS.

40K civillian attire for the lower classes

(this shit is mad expensive though)

>>5069514

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x9cjjLut48

>>5069519
Yellow gloves are permitted for the harlequin housewife.

>>5069514

'Futureman'?

FUTUREMAN!

>>5069514

Funky and unique. No contest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPf3OUE8lBs

FACTROUM WORKER COMES COMPLETE WITH WOOLY PAULDRONS

>>5069514
Funkyhive. Won't you to me to, Funkyhive.

>>5069523

FUTUREMAN dances into a club where horrific cultists are hacking at terrified patrons with hideous weapons, dripping with acidic poisons.

"Ain't nothin' goin' on but history. Don't panic."

His theme tune is Blue Monday by New Order

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BL-JCM8uMk

>>5069514

Afrika Bambaataa's Planet Rock, youtube that shit.

PUT THOSE MARGIELAS DOWN OR I'LL CALL THE FASHION POLICE

>>5069538

Wasn't Funkytown like, 'Won't you TAKE me to... Funkytown'?

It would make more sense.

>>5069220
FUTUREMAN can use his ravewalking prowess to simply ravewalk out of phase with reality. You only have a few seconds to comprehend whats happening before he ravewalks out of the floor directly beneath you, and then ravewalks upward through your body, shredding you to pieces in the process.

And not a single spatter of your blood will spoil that ethereal, prismatic suit of his.

>>5069539

"AIN'T NOTHING GOIN ON BUT HERESY."

>>5069554
So he's a psyker? I think he should totally be a psyker.

Tsk, futureman you so entry level

>>5069561

Fucking hell, its like a troll started rolling around in a B-WISE

Soon, the new underhive fashion spreads to imperial guard regiments-

DAYUM

I'll be running a DH game mid next week, on IRC. If someone wishes to bring a FUTUREMAN character I can get with down with that.

futureman aint got shit on the grimscarf

>>5069591
inb4 an entire party of FUTUREMEN

>>5069577

Your mission is to kill their commander and thus throw their entire platoon into disarray.

Which is their commander?

The guy in the fly-est threads.

But sir, look at them...

Damn!

This thread...

dark eldar fashion?

Glam wych

Tzeentch sees much potential in this one... MUCH potential...

incuFLY

look at these goddamn mittens

>>5069663
You could kill a man with those things.

>>5069671
But not a FUTUREMAN.

Somehow imagining civilians in 40K dressing in crazy haute couture just makes the setting more awesome.

>>5069663

She's clearly a plasma gunner.

>>5069671

On one hand (hehe) you strike last, on the other you do get that extra attack for using two CC weapons.

I fucking want to drawfag FUTUREMAN, ideas anyone?

>>5069684

Totally serious expression. ARE YOU PARTY ENOUGH?

could you not honesly see dark eldar repping this shit?

No, no torture today

today we party!

>>5069684
Have him striding through a pitched battle untouched, prismatic, and ever-fly.

this is the attire of nobility in 40k

Where the hell did you find these?

>>5069726
Futureman's dad.

This thread has actually improved 40k considerably. You may have even brought 40k back to its awesome 80s roots.

>>5069732
Indeed.

Harlequin time

>>5069728
Google Gareth Pugh, Damir Doma, Boris Bijan Saberi or Julius

This thread has inspired me to amend my fashion sense and funk it up a bit.

Saving all teh character pics in this thread for reference characters in DH.

OH YEAH, WELL /MY/ FLIP BELT IS INFLATABLE

this one's been through the warp a few too many times

somehow imagining the librarians of the black library dressing like this

ITT we take 40K back to its roots and there is nothing but AWESOME.

>>This thread

Who knew fa/tg/uys were such fashionistas?

This thread is giving some awesome clothing ideas. I think this is what my DH campaigns miss: When we choose an existing setting (1920s, 1970s etc.), we already imagine how the people will look. We don't get that in 40K (military units aside).

I agree with earlier posts, I think this thread is improving 40K quite a bit, at least for me.

>>5069758
BUT...BUT THE GRIMDARK....WE CAN JUST GIVE UP THAT 90's GRIMDARK SO EASILY...CAN WE?

>>5069534


No... the theme song of FUTUREMAN! shall be...


Every song every written and recorded by Dr. Steel, played in sequence (or, if FUTUREMAN! goes all Slaaneshi heretic on us, played in -unison-).

>>5069770

GRIMDARK and FUTUREFASHION are not mutually exclusive.

!

The setting's just got a lot more "alive" for me than it has in years. Reminds me of when I was a lad playing Rogue Trader.

>>5069770

back then they called it 'attitude' :|

>>5069776
as this lovely latex coke fiend demonstrates

>>5069779
...I think it has breasts.

I may be wrong though, further tests are required.

>>5069770
Why says we have to? FUTUREMAN lives in a GRIMDARK world.

>>5069774
Doctor steel inferior-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6bAsNHdAlg
HYSTEREO SUPERIOR

>>5069776

Quite true. The FUTUREFASHIONS of this thread are mainly going to be the preserve of the moderately wealthy. The GRIM and the DARKFASHIONS of the poor downtrodden masses are still going to be shit-covered overalls and grimy leather.

>>5069792
That is quite funky, that I grant you.
Dr. Steel, however, has more potential to mix awesome beats with a grimdark feel. To fit into 40k, FUTUREMAN can not sacrifice GRIMDARK for funk any more than he can sacrifice funk for GRIMDARK.

40k used to scare me with its BLARGH EVERYONE EVER DIES. Now that I know there is some pretty stuff in there too, its not nearly as terrifying. ^^

>>5069801
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=altvFfqVaac

I submit this for grimfunk approval

We tried to recruit this man into the IG during the Ork invasion of his hiveworld, however, by the time our Battlefleet arrived, he had rave'd the entire WAAAAGH.

Who knew that peace with the Orks simply required shiny jackets and funky tunes.

>>5069820
I like. Also, Grimfunk as a new subgenre?

FUNDIT.

>>5069829
(It's gothic minimal, a combo of minimal techno + joy division-esque lyrics)

>>5067711

By order of the Holy God Emperor, the images of this Mechanicus communication have been archived.

Interesting fact: None have ever seen FUTUREMANs eyes. Even while showering, his band-visor never leave his face.

Some speculate that he had it custom made by the funkiest Magos in the systems, and it immediately alerts him to places where the funk levels are at a dangerously lame level (where he goes, so that they become PARTY).

>>5069523
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FF6yCDRG2U&feature=PlayList&p=F0111A9D44378167&playnext=
1&playnext_from=PL&index=6

>>5069833
(think of it as a sub-sub-sub genre)

(It's very exclusive, only cool people allowed)

Do you know whats happened?
The super star of funk and cool that is micheal jackson has died and the resulting supernova of awesome has permeated all things.

next time nurgle comes knocking just throw some fly moves at the zombies and take control of them. Turn them on their masters.

http://www.style.com/fashionshows/review/S2008RTW-MMARGIEL/

sauce for shades

You can get a pair of bogarting silver ones for about 270 quid

>>5069864
pic is olda than MJ's death

>>5069864

can we do it /tg/

can we revive the spirit of the 80's

>>5069866
http://www.maisonmartinmargiela.com/en/collections/PE2009/collection-12.html

proper sauce

>>5069875
Well, of course. This is obviously the result of FUTUREMAN! using his newest and most dangerous power to make a one-way trip back in time, to before The King of Pop's demise.

>>5069886
PLOT TWIST: His time jump CAUSED MJ's death. He must now mive the world enough funk to sustain it or doom Mankind.

And he only has three days before his time portal takes him back to 40K

>>5069894
The responsibility alone would break the mind of a normal man.

But not that of a FUTUREMAN!

This would be his chillin music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4bHMVAKDao

A single planet could not hold onto all the cool that was contained in Futureman and MJ so MJ transcended to a funkier plane of existance.

Every Imperial citizen is now a Funky Badass.
The xenos stand no chance.

Micheal is curently battling Slaanesh in the warp.
Micheal is winning.

When did we get an 80's expansion for Joints and Jivers?

>>5069914

>Michael is currently moonwalking Slaanesh in the warp.
>Michael is winning.

FTFY

>>5069914

You allowed me to attain my Final Form, Slaanesh.

You have already lost.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-TZnNXXQrI&feature=fvst

Thriller

>>5069933

And on that day, the God Emperor himself hid, for there was no way to defeat the power of...The Thriller.

>>5069914
>>5069933

That's it, we need Michael Jackson and FUTUREMAN vs Slaanesh in the warp. Where is that drawfag?!

There we can see civilians caught in a Titan disco party.

>>5069957
Are you kidding? The Emperor probably was one of the back-up zombies.

Seriously, Jennifer Batten inspired a lot for the Eldars.

>>5069978
the civilian on the right is having a good time.
He must have popped something.

>>5069986
I have proof !

40K is a better setting to me now I can imagine daemons, space nuns, AND snazzily dressed motherfuckers.

We have the technology.

>>5069220

Ravewalking is like planeswalking, but instead of teleporting from plane to plane, you teleport from party to party. That way, the party Never Ends.

>>5070001
Fucking Tau I hate you all !

Our imperial Robots are piece of junk removed because they were so unreliable.
Used during the Heresy, we programmed them to kill humans, and, well, it wasn't a great idea...
Now they are judged heretic as they just kill humans on sight.

>>5069947
4:30.
"The funk of forty thousand years..."

By the Throne.

Im so glam I shit Harlquins.

Death Jester and Arlequin High Avatar there.

>>5070013
wow. Those robots looked gay.

>>5070015
Proof that MJ is connected with the Emperor.
Where does Futureman fit into this?

Im guessing that Futureman is the Hannibal of the group.

"Futureman loves it when a Partay comes together."

>>5070036
Look at the "slaanesh" one.

Also, Orks can have civilians too.
And troubadour entertainers well known across the galaxy.

>>5070021
Gobling King Jareth is the only man who can sparkle and still be badass.

FUCK that Twilight fag.

Are the Necromongers cool or are they too armor-platey and Dark Eldar-ish?
Anyway, more music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezrAWYU9CEc&NR=1

I always figured that The Mars Volta was the rock of 40k. Now imagine people playing TMV dressed in these snazzy threads and you have a setting of AWESOME.

Submitting for Futureman's approval.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrjwqXwyzNU

OK, looks like we currently have party consisting of scum (>>5067711), guardsmen (>>5069577) and adept (>>5069726). May I propose two techpriests to join them?

>>5070103
mars volta and 40k?


naw

>>5070013
How... Exactly can robots be possessed by Chaos? I mean Landraiders and the like are kind of understandable since they are Psychic Focus' for the troops inside AND have sentience.

>>5070145
Those two would have to be pretty high ranking tech priests.

This thread is silly...I approve

>>5070151
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cdSiAgz1XU

yes.
well, maybe Emprah's Children

>>5070159

stick a daemon in it, obviously.

>>5070175
To be fair it works with everything else.

>>5070228
GLORIOUS

>>5070228

>>5070228
tahts pretty fuckin cool

>>5070228

OH MY GOD!

Okay, I've decided. I'm going to be GMing for the first time in about a month or so. FUTUREMAN is going to be an NPC of dubious loyalties, and the acolytes are assigned by the Inquisitor to find out who's side this underhiver is really on, and just how much power he draws upon. Needless to say, he turns out to be much more than anticipated. I will not show any of the players this image until they confront him ingame for the first time.

Isthisawesome y/n

Did anyone ever see Gay Niggers From Outer Space?
That is what people will wear in the year 40999

>>5070284
"Tell me, acolytes! What are the motivations of the being known as FUTUREMAN!?"

"Sir... behind that visor..."

"Yes, acolyte? I must know of this threat!"

"Behind that visor... there is only cool."

Actually, I'm more thinking that FUTUREMAN shouldn't find himself restricted to 40K, but universe-hops, as he is a traveler through time, space, and dimensions...

>>5070306
Iv seen that film.
My favourite part is where you shut STFU.

Can we please archive this thread?

Futureman is the Dr. ?

>>5070228
FUTUREMAN is MJ's great-great-great^100 grandson.

>>5070386
It's been archived.

>>5070336
>>5070387
Please /tg/, don't take it too far this time.

>>5070387
>>5070396

He's both.

>>5070411
Agreed, we get so few nice things...

GRIMFUNK was cool. Randomly making lawl references = FUTUREMAN is not.

Ahhhh, back to the 80s. Glamorous.

>>5070431
That's why I want to include him in a DH campaign and keep him as something plausible and fitting the original concept: A kickass groovin' fellow with a style so ridiculous that you can't not love it, who has one way or another become a local folk hero in the underhives of his homeworld.

Through whatever series of events, the personality known to the underhive-masses as FUTUREMAN becomes vastly important in one way or another to the long-term goals of a group of acolytes.

AWESOMENESS ENSUES

>>5070459

So... vox jockey ala Three-Dog? Or more like the Duke from Escape from New York (but not as evil)?

I'm going to play a slightly toned-down FUTUREMAN the next time I get a chance to play DH. It's going to be fun-on-a-stick.

>>5070498
Perhaps... if I dare propose... that he be a combination of the two? With maybe even a little bit of Lando Calrissian charm thrown in.

this is a nice way to wake up /tg/. thank you.

>>5070517

In b4 whole groups simultaneously submit FUTUREMAN character sheets.

>>5070562

ENTER FUTURETEAM!

>>5070586
They worship an incarnation of the Emperor as pimp.

Futureman: What sort of Warp presence does he have? I mean clearly he can't be vulnerable to perils of the warp because not even those Slaaneshi niggas know to have a good time.

>>5070731

YES!

>>5070757
This is the guardsman in FUTUREMAN's party.

>>5070228
Are these mythical threads giving FM an invulnerable save from that laser?

Someone needs to stat FUTUREMAN in Dark Heresy

>>5070731

Fantastic!

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/dha-show.php?charnum=9280

I rolled up a starting level FUTUREMAN. Is this OK?

That is not civilian attire in 40k. Civilians in 40k are supposed to be miserable, illiterate, expendable, and slavelike. That guy looks like some cyberpunk badass.

>>5070775
so it would seem.

>>5070731

the perfect party: Tordek, Combatacus, and Futureman.

>>5067711

Looks like a disco marine.

>>5071070

Their power suits are very high-tech and lightweight to allow for better dance moves.

>>5070973
Read the thread, man. Nobody every said it was the COMMON civillian attire in 40k.

Hey guys, can I be in a party with Futureman?