Is it our hat?

"MY NAME IS RUDY. I AM A SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER. HOW MAY I HELP YOU YOUNG MAN?"

"YES, SMALL CHILD, WHAT CAN THIS SUAVE GENTLEMAN DO FOR YOU?"

>>5036299
IF THAT SHIT AIN'T OUR HAT WE GONNA HAVE TO GET RIP AND TEAR ALL OVER THIS BRAT.

>>5036321
Or lady

I was under the impression things were wrapping up for the night Reaver, I dunno if I can stay up for another threa., you are like some kind of goddamn questin' machine.

Oh shit is that loli dragonborn adventurer?

>"YES, SMALL CHILD, MY NAME IS RUDY. WHAT CAN THIS SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER HELP YOU WITH, YOUNG MAN?"

>"Uhm.. ish thish yoursh?"

Why haven't we seen Red or Xom yet?

>>5036299
Turn, and kneel before the merchild, with a knowing look on your face.

>>5036361
Take hat then place on kids head and say something inspirational.

>>5036361
punch child for touching your suave ass hat

>>5036361
"Why yes it is. Thank you for finding it." Then pat the child on the head.

Give this boy a thumbs up, a nod of our head, and a thank you so manly that he will spend the rest of his days trying to be just like us.

>>5036361
awww. Let him keep it. Teach him the merits of gentlemanliness

We just killed a dark god, huh? I guess we know the loli evil demon is in God Quest now.

>>5036361
Give the child the blessing of your manliness. May he one day grow to be a true svelt badass such as yourself.

>>5036369
This
fucking this!

>>5036361
Shit your fast.
or I'm slow.
Meh. Your fast and i'm tired, we'll call it even.
Accept hat, and thank the merchild, then pose in the most manly fashion possible.

>>5036361
This kid deserves a prize. Maybe we can give him the hat. Now he's married to the princess. Heh.

>>5036369

This. THIS, FUCKING THIS. BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU. YOUR SOUL WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS.

>>5036370
PUNCHING CHILDREN IS NOT GENTLEMANLY

UNLESS THEY ARE ASKING FOR IT

>>5036369

This.

But we'd better fucking find us another hat sometime soon.

>>5036361

Accept hat, tell merpeople to make child national hero

Declare mergirl to be next Empress of the Tribe.

>>5036379
OH SNAP

>>5036369
This. That hat has surely absorbed enough of our manly aura to make that kid into one suave motherfucking merfolk.

>>5036413

Empress Tethys

>>5036400
Give hat to kid and make him national hero. Oh and the tall hat also makes him king and married to the princess.

"Thank you greatly, young child!"

Smile like a big goddamn hero.

Descend the hatchway in a very dashing manner.

Prepare breakfast and coffee. We're not too arrogant to cook, when our capable and intelligent wives are busy with the very important job of piloting the vessel.

>>5036379
GNOLL! YOU STILL HERE!?

Rudy kneels by the small child.
>"Listen.. Would you like to be as manly as me?"

>"Yu- Yesh, shir."

>"It's hard though. You have to go full out to protect the ones you care about and always be selfless. Do you think you can handle that?"

>"I-I think sho, shir."

>"Then keep the hat. And one day, when you are as bad ass as me, you can give it to another young man."

>>5036468
The Dapper must meet the Rougeish.

>>5036468
FUCK YES. A LEGACY IS BORN.

>>5036446

you plan on naming every character after a figure from greek mythology?

>>5036468

I think I just cried a little.


Now lets get out of here. Give that speach about how in the darkest hour you will return, then jump in the sub and let us be off.

>>5036487
Which Greek myth was Rudy from?

>>5036468

IT'S MANLY TEARS, D'AWWW AND AWESOME ALL AT THE SAME TIME? WHAT IS THIS NEW FEELING? KHARN AM CONFUS.

>>5036496
Second, but give Calypso a kiss on the hand and a heartfelt "Farewell, my dear" before departing.

>>5036468
God dammit Rudy, you are the man to end all men.

>>5036504

The one where a motherfucking cat beat the fucking shit out of the kraken.

>>5036504
Clearly, he is Heracles, but has disguised his own name.

Hercules was strong enough to divert a river, but he went insane, and killed his family. (this part of the legend is often smoothed over.) Being the son of MOTHERFUCKING ZUES, it's safe to assume that Heracles is both a smooth goddam operator, like our Rudy here, and also strong as all hell, strong enough....


to kill a god.

>Which Greek myth was Rudy from?

THIS ONE

>>5036552

I loled so hard.

The Kid's name is now Tobias Mann

>>5036552
i lol'd

Well done.

Now it is time for breakfast.

>>5036575

No. His new name is Rufy.

>>5036593
I would like some bacon, eggs and toast please.

>>5036593

>>5036603
SHIT JUST GOT REAL

>>5036603
YES.

>>5036468
turn and leave dramatically

Formally indoctrinate wives into your cult.

Animooted conclusion coming soon?

And so, under great cheers, did the hero disappear into the horizon, ready for his next adventure.

But first - breakfast.

>END OF PART 2

Fuck. Yes.

>>5036726

Yay.

Good show Reaver, good show.

Any idea when we can expect part 3?

>>5036726
Coming soon (hopefully)
<Insert Merfolk Name Here> Quest: Dapper Defender of the Sea!

>>5036726
well done sir. cant wait to do this again

>>5036740
Extraplanar boxing tournament slave gambling.

>Drawfag comments:
Another great success! I went in without anything prepared again, and you guys totally made it with your awesome suggestions.
Thanks for enjoying!

Part 3 might be tomorrow or something. This week atleast, I guess.

This is the greatest thing ever. I wish I was half as suave and dapper as this Gentlemanly mo fo.

>>5036726
I would dare to say this is the best /tg/ game ive ever seen.

>>5036768

Can we get a quest/status update?

>>5036726
Goddamn, she is going to masturbate so furiously later.

>>5036740
Rudy vs. The Fist Hydra: Punching Frenzy

>>5036726
Poor Calypso, she looks heartbroken...

No matter what you draw Reaver, it always brings a smile to this fa/tg/uy's fact.

Thanks for all the hard work you put into this!

>>5036793
Then we have to light our hands on fire so the fists don't grow back.

fuckdamn I think we need some rule 34 up in here

any drawfag takers?

>>5036841
Hinting.

You KNOW Calypso is going to masturbate furiously later.

>>5036841

Second.

>>5036798
>>5036841
How about a pic Calypso dreaming of some motherfucking sauve Rudysex?

>>5036874

Calypso dreaming of a Rudy 'n Wife orgy.

>this quest

You guys forgot about this one already?
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5034120/images/1246254000779.png

>>5036789

>>5036917
OH MY GOD

>>5036917

SHOULD NOT WANT

This Quest blazes like a supernova.

>>5036798
>>5036789
>>5036866

You saw the looks in the previous thread the triplets were giving to poor Calypso.

I wanna make a quest about Spike the Kobold Paladin of Bahamut / Lawful variant Barbarian Gestalt level 1. But I can't draw on MS and have no scanner. What should I do?

>>5036917
I knew if I said it, it would happen.
Thank you.

>>5036907
Even better!

>>5036917
FUCK YEAH!

>>5036935
So, what you're saying is 'angry lesbian orgy'? I think I'm okay with that.

>>5036935
You know Rudy could have made them all play nice with nothing more than a look, a word, or exposing himself.

>>5036964

images/514.gif

That wasn't the vibe I got.

Looked like the triplets don't want to share, and their combined willpower easily overcomes that of another woman.

>>5036986

She looks like she's too busy being overwhelmed by Rudy's radiant manliness to notice the girls' nasty looks.

>>5036964
The three of them are sisters. It would be an angry, incent, lesbian orgy.

>>5037048
Even better!

PLease tell me someone is saving this stuff.
Because holy FUCK is it awesome.

>>5037112
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Rudy%20Quest

The first two threads weren't saved, unfortunately.

>>5037122
FUCK!
...don't suppose anyone else here saved them?

You bet your ass they were.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Rudy%20Quest

>>5037136
What? I thought they were submitted to it.
I know I submitted the second to the archive.

>>5037122
>The first two threads weren't saved, unfortunately.

Look here.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5012316/

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5014203/

Unless there were two other threads I missed.

>>5037112
>>5037122

I thought they were. I'm pretty sure I saw them saved there.

>>5036468
We need a pic where we see the kid again, only slightly older.

We need to see the next generation of badasses walk into the world.

>>5037154
Nope those are them.

Oh sorry guys. I didn't see it there for some reason last I checked. What I get for posting drunk

>>5037174
If nothing else it could be an awesome end to this.

>>5037174

OLDER MERMAID KID WITH BADASS HAT AND SUIT, FUCKING CALYPSO IN RUDY'S STEAD.

rolled 2, 1, 2, 5, 1, 5, 3, 4, 3, 4, 2, 2, 3, 1, 4, 4, 4, 4, 2, 3 = 59

>>5037236
The kid'll be the Deus ex Machina that pulls our asses out of the fire when Rudy one day finds himself in over his head, appearing and giving us his hand in defeating whatever threat is before us, declaring that the very essence of being a gentleman is never forgetting a favor due.

>>5037263
Would prefer if Rudy helped the kid, myself.
Think about it - everyone in that place is going to die when, suddenly - RUDY!

Then, him and the kid beat the shit out of whoever it is they have to deal with.

MESSAGE

>>5037307
behold, the spambot has broken down before the suave manliness of Ruddy Mann.