>>5034120

Fuck yeah, R'lyeh tea.

Politely ask him WHO THE FUCK HE IS, WHERE THE FUCK THIS FUCKING CITY IS, and WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AROUND HERE.

Oh my fuck what the fuck is that behind you it's got claws oh fuck oh god oh man

>>5034120
Glad to see we don't need to fight. Sorry to wake you we were just passing by and thought it would be nice to see an under sea city.

Is Rudy chaotic neutral?

>>5034163

Rudy is chaotic awesome.

>>5034163
he's chaotic awesome

Keep wary my friends, stay ready to toss Calypso up into the air and punch out cthulhu the moment the need may arise.

Somethings got your wives, Rudy! Turn around!

>>5034178
>>5034180

chaotic-awesome mind.

Where'd our wives go?

TURN AROUND

Trickery is afoot! Your beloved triplets have been scarpered! There's only one way to solve such a dilemma when one's hands are preoccupied - kicking is below a gentleman, but these hoodlums are no gentlemen and deserve no such honorable treatment!

>>5034199

WHAT!?

FUCK!

THROW CALYPSO UP IN THE AIR. START FUCKING SHIT UP!

FUCKBALLS??!?!!

HOLY SHIT.

Turn around. Destroy whatever is attacking our wives, with our feet.

>>5034249
DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MEANING OF THIS

>>5034259

THATS IT!

THIS WHOLE PLACE IS COMING DOWN!

>>5034249
RIP AND TEAR

BLOOD FOR... UMM... YOURSELF IN THAT VISION

Treacherous Fish Bitches! IT'S PUNCHERIN' TIME!
Give chase, searching for a safe place to hide Calypso while doing so.

>>5034249

Flying Monkey Kick the closest deep one, rebound off of him and knock the other one out with our hips. Catch all three wives before they hit the ground and put them down gently, without dropping Calypso.

>>5034289

This. Then Dragon kick Cthulhu's ass back into the milkyway.

SEE THATS WHY WE SHOULD HAVE LEFT THE FISH WITH THE WIVES AND DUAL WIELDED THE DEEP ONES
Fuck this place, smash it to pieces and rescue the wives!

It's time to force feed someone their minions...

>>5034287
Hide!? She'll have to hold tight to our manly back while we tear those fish bitches a new asshole.

>>5034249
Scold Cthulhu for being ungentelmanly and then kick the ass of those deap ones.

BALLFUCK?!!?!!

>>5034308
Sir! I am appalled! A gentleman does not allow a lady to be exposed to such dangers!

>>5034321

Damnit! We really need our arms right now, but dropping Calypso might cost us our powers.

Bite Cthulhu's tentacles off.

>>5034321

Oh shit. Cthulhu should NOT have just pissed us off.

>>5034321
GO SUPER RUDY AND BREAK THAT TENTICLE WITH RAW MANLINESS.

Sling calypso over our shoulder. One hand is better than none.

Run along the walls! Hopping and dodging those tentacles like a cricket on crack! A Cracket as it were.

>>5034327
There is no such thing as danger as long as she's with a gentleman such as LET THE PUNCHING BEGIN FUUU-

>>5034342
>>5034352
i think those are coming out of rudy actually..

Wait! Don't mermaids have crazy hypnotic singing voices or something? Why don't we try that?

THAT'S RIGHT
UNLEASH THE INNER VAMPIRE KING
BITE THOSE TENTACLES AND SUCK THE ESSENCE OF THE GODS

>>5034364
That's sirens.

>>5034379

We're not a goddamn vampire, WE ARE MOTHERFUCKING RUDY! WE ARE THE PRIMORDIAL FORCE OF FUCKING SHIT UP!

>>5034362
No, it's a chase.

The enormous monster rises, breaking through the ceiling of its own home and into the dark waters with no effort.
A voice bellows inside of Rudy's head,
>"Godkiller, how many brethren of mine have you maimed? How many children of mine have you slaughtered? But now I shall do onto you what you have done onto them.. and me!"

>>5034321

>>5034403
C'mon, unleash our vampire power, DO IT!

>>5034403
PUNCH HIM IN THE DICK

>>5034403
Punch the water away from yourself.

>>5034403
I WAS NOT SEEKING TO KILL YOU I JUST WANTED A PLEASENT CONVERSATION

>>5034403

"You can try, old one. You can try. But know this, all the suffering of your brethren, all the suffering you yourself has endured, is nothing compared to the suffering I shall deliver upon you should you harm one hair upon the heads of those I protect."

>>5034403

Is Cthulhu giving us shit? I think Cthulhu is giving us shit. Let's explain to Cthulhu that we are MOTHER FUCKING RUDY! AND WE DONT TAKE SHIT FROM NO ONE!

We need a special technique like Beardbeard's axe beard ale pride.

>>5034403

It seems Calypso is no longer in our hands.

PUNCH TIEM!!!!!

>>5034443
fuck that.

SPECIAL TECHNIQUE- PUNCHING FISTS

"You Gods are a troublesome lot. Someone has to put you in your place every now and again."

>>5034443
We have a special technique. It's called PUNCHING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS SHIT!

How many hearts does Cthulhu have? Should be good eating.

>>5034467
>>5034430
nothing as complicated as that

IS THE SQUID GIVING RUDY SHIT?

I THINK SO!

>>5034455
9000 MITS OF THE NORTH STAR
ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA

ZA WARDO!!!!!!!!!!

C'mon Rudy! Show him your moves!

must be a big animooted pic coming up soon
Brace for epic!

>>5034530
>ZA WARDO!!!!!!!!!!

>>5034593
HILARIOUS REACTION IMAGE GREEN TEXT EPIC WIN xD

>>5034530
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

We need to make Ruby a vampire so he can drop steamrollers on command.

>>5034641
Also, I have no idea why that says Ruby. RUDY MOTHERFUCKERS

Make sure as we're doing our epic we remind this fine chap that we are MOTHERFUCKING RUDY, MOTHERFUCKER!

>>5034641
Are you implying that he can't right now?

Hey Reaver. Still with us? Don't be pulling a Gnoll now, ya hear?

It must be alot of work to make c'thulu explode from infinity punches per second.

WHAT IS THIS SHIT.

NOBODY MOLESTS OUR WIVES BUT US.

>Oh god you guys the file is too large. A moment of your patience please

>>5034785
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
awesome

>>5034785
Just punch that shit through the tubes.

>>5034785

Holy shit.

Moment granted.

>>5034798
fawsome?

>>5034768
Well we should at least let them molest each other.maybe the mermaid.

>super animooted

>"You can try, old one. You can try. But know this, all the suffering of your brethren, all the suffering you yourself has endured, is nothing compared to the suffering I shall deliver upon you should you harm one hair upon the heads of those I protect."

With a mighty punch to the water, Rudy swings the tentacle around to the monster's face.

>"BECAUSE I AM MOTHER FUCKING RUDY
>AND YOU, SIR,
>ARE FUCKED."

>>5034842
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!

>>5034842
ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

>>5034842
RUDY'S FINISHER OF ULTAMATE BADASS DAPPERNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KHORNE APPROVES.

SEND THAT FUCKER BACK TO THE NURGLE SHITPILE IT CAME FROM.

>>5034842

Take this! My love! My Anger! And all of my Sorrow! PUNCHING MITTS!

>>5034921
add a
"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM"
and we have a finisher.

TAKE NO SHIT
advicerudy.jpg
KEEP PUNCHING

FINISH HIM

OVERDRIVE

MUDAORATAMUDAORATAMUDAORATAMUDAORATAMUDAORATAMUDAORATAMUDAORATAMUDAORATAMUDAORATA!!!!!

>>5034983
YOUR FISTS ARE THE FISTS THAT WILL PIERCE THE OLD ONE'S SKULL!

>>5034983

HARDER! PUNCH HARDER!

WE! *punch*
ARE! *punch*
MOTHER! *punch*
FUCKING *Punch*
RUDY!!!!! *finishing punch*

HOLY SHIT! IS HE PUNCHING CTHULHU TO DEATH?

>>5034983
YES!!! FAI-TEENG MASHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!

I'd like to point out that this is way more railroad-y than rubyquest. Since the answer is always punch your way through everything.

Still enjoying the scenery.

>>5035024
YES. BECAUSE HE IS RUDY.

>>5034983

COMBO 16546843216849421!

>>5034983
Is it just me or are our eyes bleeding? Is that just something that happens when you look at Cthulhu or are we screwed?

Is it worth killing him if we can't go near our three wives and potential mermaid lady-friend because we're violently insane, or are we just deeming ourselves too gentlemanly to be driven insane by killing the bringer of madness?

Is anyone else even the slightest bit concerned that Rudy really might be some sinister elder god or something?

>>5035040
It doesn't matter that it's railroaded, we'd probably say PUNCH IT anyway.


Or hug cthulhu, eat mermaid.

>>5035040
You obviously have no clue what railroading actually is. It's much like walking someone through a dungeon by their hand; OP has been doing nothing of the sort. The player is in control. Had it not been for what was suggested in previous thread, we would not even be in the underwater city, or have met the mermaid.

>>5035072
Madness?

THIS
IS
RUDY MANN!

>>5035072
Our wives are gonna need some therapy from seeing Cthulhu, but we should be fine.

>>5035096

Hell, if we didnt say "punch our way out of the box" we wouldnt even be Rudy Mann.

>>5035072
Rudy's eyes bleed when he rages. Read the other threads.

>>5034983
BASH IN HIS SKULL LIKE A TRUE GENTLEMAN!

>>5035040
It may be railroading in a way, but the way Reaver delivers it makes it very, very enjoyable.
I mean, come on, he even animootes a lot of the stuff and has quite an eye for action scenes. He's got more skills than the average drawfag.

AND BY AVERAGE DRAWFAG I MEAN YOU, GNOLL! THIS IS HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO IT!

>>5035096
Wat. U serious?

Look at it. "Go fishing." "YOU PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF THE WATER."

>>5035177
Ok, Rudy is going to solve everything by punching, but the suggestion is still ours. Also, we chose to grab the mermaid.

>>5035177
Because people specifically requested that he fish by punching the fish out of the water. Go read the previous threads moar carefully.

>>5035177
How else would anyone go fishing on a "boat" with nothing else besides three horny rabbits and an air plane propeller? Never seen dynamite fishing? Go troll somewhere else.

> "Take this! My love! My Anger! And all of my Sorrow!
>PUNCHING MITTS!"

>"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!"

>>5035177
How come there is always one of you whiny faggots around when it comes to adventure threads? I get that you don't like it, but why the need to try to spoil everyone else's fun? Get the fuck out, go check /a/ or some other faggot boards while we have some fun.

>>5035166
I just haven't found my niche yet...
Stop being mean to me!

FUCK YEAH

>>5035207
Don't worry /tg/ Cthulhu will be back he always comes back.

>>5035207
Holy fuck, we just exploded Cthulhu~

>>5035177
Durr, I bet you liked Joan Quest.

>>5035216
I was around when the alebeard adventure was going on. I dare to say that has been your finest up to this day. /tg/ likes DORFY MANLY SHIT

>>5035216
You still going to do God quest?

>>5035210
Not saying that I dislike it. I'm really enjoying it. Just pointing out to the faggots who are all "RUBYQUEST IS RAILROADIN'" that rubyquest clearly isn't.

>>5035177

Seriusly man, Some of us like Gnoll's shit.

>>5035242
That one was good too, quite an original theme.
>>5035207
BADASS NOW TO GET OUR BITCHES BACK

>>5035207

Now. To save our women.

>>5035234
But I didn't do Alebeard Quest!

>>5035207
FLAWLESS VICTORY.
FATALITY.

>>5035216
Don't get yourself down, Gnoll. I agree Reaver produces generally better looking quests but you'll get there eventually.

Also, I imagine you talking with the voice of th Hyenas from the Lion King and Reaver talking with the voice of evil Stephen Fry.

HUH??!?!?!

>>5035207
Now it's time to SAVE OUR WIVES. Hopefully they won't be in another castle.

>>5035285
>floating in blood
>bleeding eyes
Vampire confirmed. SUBDUE VAMPIRE POWER
FIND WIVES

>>5035275
but you did god quest with Xom's blessing and thats impressive.

>>5035285

Fuck. Its all red. Is this a flashback?


And we are NOT a fucking vampire. We're above that shit.

>>5035285
FAECES IS GETTING CORPOREAL BRETHREN.

>>5035234
thats because /tg/ is mostly fat neckbeards who like the same shit over and over and WISH they had been the tough guy in highschool.

>>5035285
All this power comes with a price, obviously.

>>5035285
WHY ARE WE NAKED?!

>>5035275
Wat? really? my bad then, but i guess you'll eventually come up with something just as manly....i hope

>>5035315
Why the hell not?

>>5035285
Quick! Summon zombie MJ and thriller your way out!

FUCK! THIS IS NO TIME FOR A FLASHBACK! WE HAVE WIVES TO RESCUE!

>>5035207

Rudy needs to get a student so he can do the Domon/Master Asia stuff.

THE SCHOOL OF MASTER RUDY
THE WINDS OF THE DAPPER!
FISTS! PUNCHING! SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER!
LOOK, THE FISTS ARE BUUUUUUUUURNING RED!

>>5035325
NAKED IS NOT DAPPER.

>>5034120
>>5035364
He needs to do love love Tetsuyoken with his 3 wives.

>>5035275
Gnoll, when is part 2 of loli daemon god quest?

>>5035374
Not tonight. It's too late now.
Also, PUNCH YOUR WAY OUT OF THE HALLUCINATION!

WOAH WHAATTT

should have stopped mid-infinite combo for tea

>>5035456
my sentiments exactly

>>5035456
NO BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Run, hurry, this shit ain't good, suppress power level! We have to save the wives, etc!

>>5035456

what the fuck? NO TIME FOR THIS SHIT! Punch our way out of here, we have WIVES to save!

>>5035500
Never thought I'd say this, but I don't think punching is gonna solve this problem.

PUNCH MASSIVE SATAN HANDS UNTIL THEY EXPLODE

>>5035538
I agree, let's haul ass.

Let's get the FUCK OUTTA HERE

>>5035456

DON'T GIVE IN TO- I MEAN RUDY, THINK ABOUT RUB- I MEAN YOUR WIFE AND THE MERMAID!

>>5035456
>Greetings, good gentleman. The last giant abomination, no offense to you, was unreasonable and I do wish you are not like him.

>>5035575
Yes we have yet to make the mermaid as our next wife or at least our maid.

>PUNCH
>RUN
>NO PUNCH
>NO RUN

THERE IS ONLY ONE SOLUTION.
PUNCH SO HARD WE GO FLYING AWAY FROM THE HANDS OF WHATTHEFUCK-NESS AND SIMULTANEOUSLY DESTROY THEM

COMMENCE PUNCHIIIINNNGGGGG!!

>>5035617
WAIT FUCK
STOP
FSJIDHFLSHFLKJSHFKJS

>>5035617
NOOOOOOO!

>>5035617
/tg/ GODDAMN IT
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

OH SHI-

A FIST IS GOING TOWARDS OUR WIFE! PUNCH THAT FUCKER OFF COURSE WITH OUR OTHER HAND! ITS THE ONLY WAY!

>>5035617
FFFFF! PULL THE PUNCH!

>>5035617
CONTROL YOUR ANGER
SUPPRESS THE POWER

>>5035651
PUNCH FIST WITH OTHER FIST TO SAVE WIVES

>>5035617
PUNCH YOURSELF, PROTECT LOVELY LADIES.

>>5035617
HALT PUNCHING!

>>5035617
DAMMIT RUDY, WHAT KIND OF GENTLEMAN WOULD STRIKE A LADY? EVEN THROUGH THAT BLINDING RAGE, THOSE DAPPER SENSES OF YOURS SHOULD BE ABLE TO DETECT YOUR WIVES!

The punch of obviously heading for the monsters that kidnapped the wives.

REAVER, NOOOOO!

UNDO! UNDO! CTRL+Z FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

PUNCH FIST TO STOP IT

>>5034120
QUICK! create more force behind the punch, and punch through reality! Then punch a little past the spot you blew out, past them and punch the fuck out!

Then man the fuck up and punch the asshole who was tryin to make you harm your fine wives.

>>5035720
>that asshole
Ah...that would be us, /tg/

Just stop the punch before it lands. Such things a re unsatisfactory. A loss of a wife, means that we are no Man, for Men are those who protect.

...On the flip side. I want to see how Rudy would react to blood.

>>5035730

Fuck, we'd best get running.

!!!!!


>"He's awake!"

Cheers erupt all around Rudy. "He's awake!" is repeated with excitement several times.

>>5035763

Oh thank fuck. Whats going on? where are we? Why are we not giving the girls a good hard wake-up fucking?

>>5035763
Retrieve hat, restore dapperness.

>>5035763
Ask them what happened?

how do you spell cithuuluu correctly?

Quest: Save Merfolk from Cthulhu - Complete!

>>5035777
This is bullshit. Cthulhu is fucking with out mind. CANNOT GIVE IN WIVES STILL TRAPPED UNDER WATER

>>5035777
LET THE ORGY OF A THOUSAND HOT BITCHES BEGIN!

Shit, more people around.

WE ARE MOTHERFUCKING RUDY! EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OR I WILL BE FORCED TO FUCK UP YOUR SHIT!

>>5035803
>>5035816
We're on a island.
We were knocked out.
I bet it's because we were...well...UNDER WATER.

Make sure the ladies are alright, then proceed to accept kudos for liberating the merfolk from Cthulu and crew

Can anybody say "End of Part 2"?

>>5035777
YOU WITH THE BIG HAT, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
>>5035829
Island? Looks like the top of a submarine to me.

Posting in an epic quest.

>>5035803
This!

>>5035862
Could be. I was looking more towards "on the surface" instead of "below the waves." As to what we were on, I didn't want to say submarine, because I had no clue why we weren't IN the sub.

>>5035829

Guardsman Ted, are you implying that we are Rudy yet we cannot breath in space?

What the fuck is this shit.
Rudy jumps up - FUCK HIS HAT IS NO WHERE TO BE SEEN.
Even so, he restores his dapperness and inflicts subdual manliness on the crowd by saying
>"I AM MOTHERFUCKING RUDY! EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OR I WILL BE FORCED TO FUCK UP YOUR SHIT!"

The crowd goes silent in awe.
After a minute the merman with the enormous headdress responds,
"W-When you engaged the beastgod my daughter immediatly rushed to me to inform me a great hero had come. I rallied my army to strike back at its fortress while it was occupied.. To my surprise, we found the beastgod destroyed! Great hero, you have freed our people from a destructive war and certain doom!"

Greet everyone in a dapper and gentlemanly manner, inquire as to the events following your fight.

>>5035829

Right, an island. With.. a mysterious hatch?

Didn't we already avoid having this turn into Lost?

>>5035899
"TELL ME THE LOCATION OF DARKBEING! I MUST FIND HIM!"

>>5035899
"oh....alright then....thats good to know."

>>5035899
Hat missing? This COULD be a Cthulu trap.

>You all now realize that Rudy talks like Death from the Discworld series, manually.

replace monocle, focus mind to be certain this isn't some hallucination.

>>5035899

I AM RUDY. EXPECT NOTHING LESS.

>>5035926
stop that.

>>5035928
I second this. Cthulhu hijinks may be about! In fact, they could all be hybrids!

>>5035899
Wait for the cliche "How can we ever repay you?" Then ask for new, more dapper, magic merfolk top hat.

>>5035899

Tip your hat.

...

FUCK!

>>5035899
oh well if thats all..

DECLARE SELF NEW KING OF MERFOLK, RULE JUSTLY AND LEAVE A STRONG LEGACY

>>5035903
Metal Hatch = Metal Glen. Go read Ruby Quest.

Time to start guessing guys. Ruby's Eyes bleed because he was in Metal Glen for "blindness" as well. He became infected. Also, that was Ace that was performing the ritual for him. This left Ace's body dead, and it was reanimated during Ruby Quest.

Be sure to inform them that they will be first amongst your council when the revolution comes.

Too good to be true. Minimal force, punch self in face.

>>5035950
Given that the Mermaid we have added to our harem of wives is his daughter, we may be doing that anyhow.

>>5035956
Start discussion in new threads please. Also, Doomsday Machines were not mentioned in RubyQ

>>5035275
Gnoll, when is part 2 of loli daemon god quest?

>>5035956
We just punched Cthulhu to death - under water. No eldritch horror can stand against us. I think Rudy is some kind of a inter-dimensional monster that is searching for the pieces of his identity.

At the request for more information, the largehatted man continues,
>"First, we found your wives here being carried by two monsters who were easily defeated without the leadership of their beastgod. Then much later, we found you floating amongst the beastgod's torn remains!
>We brought you all here on this biped vessel, which we gladly gift you. There we no bipeds on board, but it is fully stocked and there is a locked black chest in the cargohold.
But is there anything else? Anything else we can offer you? How can we ever repay you?"

Rudy knows how,
"I'd like a magical merman tophat."

This is clearly a mind trip. We've entered the time flip. Let's drown ourselves to wake up.

>>5035982
Please dear god tell me this sub is a steampunk vessel! GO VICTORIAN RUBYQUEST.

>"I'd like a magical merman tophat."

And all your virgin daughters.

>>5035985
Let's do the time warp again! Although, I think we need to return some more of our power to open up rifts in space. Anyway, thank the people and continue of our marry way. We must find DARKBEING and stop his awesome DOOMSDAY device.
That, and find out who the fuck Rudy is.

A loud collective GASP runs through the crowd, following by nervous muttering.
Finally the hatman stutters,
"I-In.. In our culture that means marrying the princess! That.. That makes the rightful king of our underwater empire!"

Calypso blushes wildly.

>>5035982

Tell the merfolk that slaying the beast god was but a triffle for us. Thank them for the submarine and the magic hat, and ask if they know the way to the closest shore.

oh, and dont forget to ask what the hat does. may be important. Hopefully it will at least be a hat-of-never-falling off.

Tell Calypso that she is more then welcome to come with us, should she so desire it. It would be a crime to deny her the opportunity.

>>5035982
FUCK YEAH MAGIC TOP HAT
does it have the power to tip itself?

>>5036019

As it should be. Ask Calypso if she accepts. We don't want to force our hand.

>>5036019

Oh wow.

I'm calling it now. Every episode of Rudy quest ends in a marriage.

>>5036019
I CAN SEE THE RAILS!

>>5036047

Stat Rudy

Polygamy Quest! Reaver is a Mormon, I call it.
Anyway, accept and ask for directions to nearest shore.

>>5036045
Brosef, when we punched the water, there was no mermaid in that pic. We made that up.

Hm.

Rudy=The Eternal Champion.

Seriously, this story has started to remind me of something that Michael Moorcock would come up with.

>>5036047

IIRC it took at least 4 threads before the porn started turning up. Good job /tg/.

>>5036097
in the original RQ I mean.

>>5036061
Whatever stats his parents (Ruby and Tom) have, squared.

>>5036097
Is that sarcasm? I thought pt.2 was going to have porn pop up. I mean, we literally had these girls on our nuts.

Right before we leave, let out a cry to our new subjects.

I AM MOTHERFUCKING RUDY, GOD-SLAYING KING AND SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER. KNOW THIS! WHEN DARKNESS LURKS IN THE HEART OF THE DEPTHS, WHEN EVIL ABOUNDS AND ALL HOPE IS LOST! HOLD ME IN YOUR HEARTS AND KNOW TRUE. THESE FISTS WILL KEEP YOU SAFE, BOTH AT HOME AND AFAR. THIS I PROMISE YOU: ONE DAY, IN YOUR DARKEST HOUR, I SHALL RETURN!

>>5036118

>>5036019
Hold your hand out to Calypso, as your proposal. Only she can be the one to say yes.

>>5036118

This, but at the end add "AND I WILL FUCK SHIT UP!"

>animooted

Like a true gentleman, Rudy firsts asks Calypso if she agrees.
After a pause she hesitantly denies. She claims to have responsibilities at the kingdom that she needs to give a priority.

>>5036035
>>5036151
These. We must be gentleMANLY in all ways that involve the ladies.

>>5036162
As a gentlemen you accept this denial.

But you also say their has gotta be a party.

>>5036162

Holy fuck. Watch your back, Rudy.

>>5036162
Well damn.

>>5036162
Nod, saddened by the rejection. Add subquest: Tophat
Thank the king, wave to the crowd in style, and then collect the girls and go down into the sub.

>>5036162
Thats her choice and we should respect it.
Tell the merpeople you will now take your leave.
Also once in the submarine your wives look like they need some attention.

>>5036162
Very well, we must respect her wishes. There are plenty of fish in the sea, after all.

>>5036162

So be it. Laugh, and sigh that its probably for the better, for though it is like the ocean, the depths our love for her could never equal the depths of love we feel for current wives.

I for one, think that Rudy looks a lot cooler without his tophat. Less dapper, but that is applicable for the gentleman who destroys gods.

Order wives to kill merpeople.

>>5036211

This, then give them a good fucking once we get back into the sub, to let them know that we care.

>>5036162
Oh wow, Bunnywives are PISSED. We better use our manly essence to assuage their rage.

>>5036205
>>5036195
These

And add Side Guest: Find new hat.

This is amazing but I'm not sure how long "punch everything" can go...

That said, this IS amazing!

Saddened, Rudy orders the girl into the submarine. Each of them state that they know how to pilot one and begin speaking in technical jargon with much excitement.

>"So long, great hero! Please visit us again!" sounds through the crowd.

Brood.

Also DO NOT PUNCH SUBMARINE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

Once the sub is underway, set the autopilot to nearest continent. Proceed to give wives hot dickings. Possibly mention concerns over your unknown past and furious unstoppable punching rage.

>>5036154

This! Do This! But without the king part!

Wish her farewell like any decent gentleman. With Dapper Dickings!

What about the virgin daughters thing? We can still negotiate.

>>5036262
Now you must have loud sex with bunny girls so that the merfolk, and the princess, know what they are missing. Yes, even a gentleman can be vindictive.

OH, and you must show us this sex, Reaver.

Broskis, over here
>>5036299

You forgot to obtain food for your beloved wives and self! Examine submarine's provisions, fuel stockpile, and so forth. Prepare food. Also tea or coffee if available.

If not, we must procure some.

Mermaid girl is already pining over her choice. Look at those eyes.

>>5036009

I FINALLY KNOW WHO THAT FUCKER IS

AND HE'S AWESOME

BEST GM IVE SEEN IN A WHILE