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  • File : 1246241867.png-(249 KB, 800x600, B24.png)
    249 KB RUDY QUEST PART 2, PART 2 Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/28/09(Sun)22:17 No.5034120  
    Continued from >>5032002

    Rudy repeats his introduction to the great beast, hoping it might understand, while drawing a picture of himself and the monster enjoying tea together in the ground with his foot.

    As if called back, the two smaller monsters suddenly go passive.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:21 No.5034151
    >>5034120

    Fuck yeah, R'lyeh tea.

    Politely ask him WHO THE FUCK HE IS, WHERE THE FUCK THIS FUCKING CITY IS, and WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AROUND HERE.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:21 No.5034154
    Oh my fuck what the fuck is that behind you it's got claws oh fuck oh god oh man
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:22 No.5034156
    >>5034120
    Glad to see we don't need to fight. Sorry to wake you we were just passing by and thought it would be nice to see an under sea city.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:22 No.5034163
    Is Rudy chaotic neutral?
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:23 No.5034178
    >>5034163

    Rudy is chaotic awesome.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:24 No.5034180
    >>5034163
    he's chaotic awesome
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:25 No.5034193
    Keep wary my friends, stay ready to toss Calypso up into the air and punch out cthulhu the moment the need may arise.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:26 No.5034199
    Somethings got your wives, Rudy! Turn around!
    >> THE BETRAYER !KHARNbz/u6 06/28/09(Sun)22:27 No.5034205
    >>5034178
    >>5034180

    chaotic-awesome mind.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:27 No.5034211
    Where'd our wives go?
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:28 No.5034216
    TURN AROUND
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:28 No.5034220
    Trickery is afoot! Your beloved triplets have been scarpered! There's only one way to solve such a dilemma when one's hands are preoccupied - kicking is below a gentleman, but these hoodlums are no gentlemen and deserve no such honorable treatment!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:28 No.5034226
    >>5034199

    WHAT!?

    FUCK!

    THROW CALYPSO UP IN THE AIR. START FUCKING SHIT UP!
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/28/09(Sun)22:31 No.5034249
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    FUCKBALLS??!?!!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:32 No.5034258
    HOLY SHIT.

    Turn around. Destroy whatever is attacking our wives, with our feet.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:33 No.5034259
    >>5034249
    DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MEANING OF THIS
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:34 No.5034273
    >>5034259

    THATS IT!

    THIS WHOLE PLACE IS COMING DOWN!
    >> THE BETRAYER !KHARNbz/u6 06/28/09(Sun)22:34 No.5034278
    >>5034249
    RIP AND TEAR

    BLOOD FOR... UMM... YOURSELF IN THAT VISION
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:35 No.5034287
    Treacherous Fish Bitches! IT'S PUNCHERIN' TIME!
    Give chase, searching for a safe place to hide Calypso while doing so.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:35 No.5034289
    >>5034249

    Flying Monkey Kick the closest deep one, rebound off of him and knock the other one out with our hips. Catch all three wives before they hit the ground and put them down gently, without dropping Calypso.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:36 No.5034302
    >>5034289

    This. Then Dragon kick Cthulhu's ass back into the milkyway.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:36 No.5034303
    SEE THATS WHY WE SHOULD HAVE LEFT THE FISH WITH THE WIVES AND DUAL WIELDED THE DEEP ONES
    Fuck this place, smash it to pieces and rescue the wives!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:37 No.5034304
    It's time to force feed someone their minions...
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:37 No.5034308
    >>5034287
    Hide!? She'll have to hold tight to our manly back while we tear those fish bitches a new asshole.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:37 No.5034311
    >>5034249
    Scold Cthulhu for being ungentelmanly and then kick the ass of those deap ones.
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/28/09(Sun)22:39 No.5034321
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    BALLFUCK?!!?!!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:39 No.5034327
    >>5034308
    Sir! I am appalled! A gentleman does not allow a lady to be exposed to such dangers!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:40 No.5034342
    >>5034321

    Damnit! We really need our arms right now, but dropping Calypso might cost us our powers.

    Bite Cthulhu's tentacles off.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:41 No.5034347
    >>5034321

    Oh shit. Cthulhu should NOT have just pissed us off.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:41 No.5034352
    >>5034321
    GO SUPER RUDY AND BREAK THAT TENTICLE WITH RAW MANLINESS.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:41 No.5034357
    Sling calypso over our shoulder. One hand is better than none.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:42 No.5034359
    Run along the walls! Hopping and dodging those tentacles like a cricket on crack! A Cracket as it were.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:42 No.5034360
    >>5034327
    There is no such thing as danger as long as she's with a gentleman such as LET THE PUNCHING BEGIN FUUU-
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:42 No.5034362
    >>5034342
    >>5034352
    i think those are coming out of rudy actually..
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:42 No.5034364
    Wait! Don't mermaids have crazy hypnotic singing voices or something? Why don't we try that?
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:44 No.5034379
    THAT'S RIGHT
    UNLEASH THE INNER VAMPIRE KING
    BITE THOSE TENTACLES AND SUCK THE ESSENCE OF THE GODS
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:45 No.5034384
    >>5034364
    That's sirens.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:46 No.5034391
    >>5034379

    We're not a goddamn vampire, WE ARE MOTHERFUCKING RUDY! WE ARE THE PRIMORDIAL FORCE OF FUCKING SHIT UP!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:46 No.5034396
    >>5034362
    No, it's a chase.
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/28/09(Sun)22:47 No.5034403
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    The enormous monster rises, breaking through the ceiling of its own home and into the dark waters with no effort.
    A voice bellows inside of Rudy's head,
    >"Godkiller, how many brethren of mine have you maimed? How many children of mine have you slaughtered? But now I shall do onto you what you have done onto them.. and me!"
    >> THE BETRAYER !KHARNbz/u6 06/28/09(Sun)22:48 No.5034412
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    >>5034321
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:49 No.5034417
    >>5034403
    C'mon, unleash our vampire power, DO IT!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:50 No.5034422
    >>5034403
    PUNCH HIM IN THE DICK
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:50 No.5034424
    >>5034403
    Punch the water away from yourself.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:50 No.5034429
    >>5034403
    I WAS NOT SEEKING TO KILL YOU I JUST WANTED A PLEASENT CONVERSATION
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:50 No.5034430
    >>5034403

    "You can try, old one. You can try. But know this, all the suffering of your brethren, all the suffering you yourself has endured, is nothing compared to the suffering I shall deliver upon you should you harm one hair upon the heads of those I protect."
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:53 No.5034441
    >>5034403

    Is Cthulhu giving us shit? I think Cthulhu is giving us shit. Let's explain to Cthulhu that we are MOTHER FUCKING RUDY! AND WE DONT TAKE SHIT FROM NO ONE!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:53 No.5034443
    We need a special technique like Beardbeard's axe beard ale pride.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:54 No.5034453
    >>5034403

    It seems Calypso is no longer in our hands.

    PUNCH TIEM!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:54 No.5034455
    >>5034443
    fuck that.

    SPECIAL TECHNIQUE- PUNCHING FISTS
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:55 No.5034467
    "You Gods are a troublesome lot. Someone has to put you in your place every now and again."
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:55 No.5034468
    >>5034443
    We have a special technique. It's called PUNCHING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS SHIT!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:55 No.5034472
    How many hearts does Cthulhu have? Should be good eating.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:57 No.5034475
    >>5034467
    >>5034430
    nothing as complicated as that

    IS THE SQUID GIVING RUDY SHIT?

    I THINK SO!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:57 No.5034486
    >>5034455
    9000 MITS OF THE NORTH STAR
    ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:05 No.5034530
    ZA WARDO!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:10 No.5034569
    C'mon Rudy! Show him your moves!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:12 No.5034581
    must be a big animooted pic coming up soon
    Brace for epic!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:13 No.5034593
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    >>5034530
    >ZA WARDO!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:15 No.5034616
    >>5034593
    HILARIOUS REACTION IMAGE GREEN TEXT EPIC WIN xD
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:18 No.5034641
    >>5034530
    WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

    We need to make Ruby a vampire so he can drop steamrollers on command.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:18 No.5034649
    >>5034641
    Also, I have no idea why that says Ruby. RUDY MOTHERFUCKERS
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:20 No.5034656
    Make sure as we're doing our epic we remind this fine chap that we are MOTHERFUCKING RUDY, MOTHERFUCKER!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:20 No.5034667
    >>5034641
    Are you implying that he can't right now?
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:25 No.5034709
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    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:26 No.5034718
    Hey Reaver. Still with us? Don't be pulling a Gnoll now, ya hear?
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:28 No.5034739
    It must be alot of work to make c'thulu explode from infinity punches per second.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:32 No.5034768
    WHAT IS THIS SHIT.

    NOBODY MOLESTS OUR WIVES BUT US.
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/28/09(Sun)23:34 No.5034785
    >Oh god you guys the file is too large. A moment of your patience please
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:35 No.5034798
    >>5034785
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
    awesome
    >> Attack Wallaby !/03sF9BQoQ 06/28/09(Sun)23:36 No.5034810
    >>5034785
    Just punch that shit through the tubes.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:36 No.5034812
    >>5034785

    Holy shit.

    Moment granted.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:36 No.5034816
    >>5034798
    fawsome?
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:37 No.5034818
    >>5034768
    Well we should at least let them molest each other.maybe the mermaid.
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/28/09(Sun)23:37 No.5034820
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    >super animooted

    >"You can try, old one. You can try. But know this, all the suffering of your brethren, all the suffering you yourself has endured, is nothing compared to the suffering I shall deliver upon you should you harm one hair upon the heads of those I protect."

    With a mighty punch to the water, Rudy swings the tentacle around to the monster's face.

    >"BECAUSE I AM MOTHER FUCKING RUDY
    >AND YOU, SIR,
    >ARE FUCKED."
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/28/09(Sun)23:39 No.5034842
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    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:41 No.5034861
    >>5034842
    MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:42 No.5034863
    >>5034842
    ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:43 No.5034876
    ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:45 No.5034895
    >>5034842
    RUDY'S FINISHER OF ULTAMATE BADASS DAPPERNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> THE BETRAYER !KHARNbz/u6 06/28/09(Sun)23:47 No.5034912
    KHORNE APPROVES.

    SEND THAT FUCKER BACK TO THE NURGLE SHITPILE IT CAME FROM.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:49 No.5034921
    >>5034842

    Take this! My love! My Anger! And all of my Sorrow! PUNCHING MITTS!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:50 No.5034934
    >>5034921
    add a
    "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM"
    and we have a finisher.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:50 No.5034939
    TAKE NO SHIT
    advicerudy.jpg
    KEEP PUNCHING
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:53 No.5034957
    FINISH HIM
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/28/09(Sun)23:54 No.5034983
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    OVERDRIVE
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:56 No.5034992
    MUDAORATAMUDAORATAMUDAORATAMUDAORATAMUDAORATAMUDAORATAMUDAORATAMUDAORATAMUDAORATA!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:56 No.5035006
    >>5034983
    YOUR FISTS ARE THE FISTS THAT WILL PIERCE THE OLD ONE'S SKULL!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:57 No.5035011
    >>5034983

    HARDER! PUNCH HARDER!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:58 No.5035022
    WE! *punch*
    ARE! *punch*
    MOTHER! *punch*
    FUCKING *Punch*
    RUDY!!!!! *finishing punch*
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:59 No.5035024
    HOLY SHIT! IS HE PUNCHING CTHULHU TO DEATH?
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:59 No.5035038
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    >>5034983
    YES!!! FAI-TEENG MASHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:59 No.5035040
    I'd like to point out that this is way more railroad-y than rubyquest. Since the answer is always punch your way through everything.

    Still enjoying the scenery.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)23:59 No.5035041
    >>5035024
    YES. BECAUSE HE IS RUDY.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:01 No.5035066
    >>5034983

    COMBO 16546843216849421!
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:02 No.5035072
    >>5034983
    Is it just me or are our eyes bleeding? Is that just something that happens when you look at Cthulhu or are we screwed?

    Is it worth killing him if we can't go near our three wives and potential mermaid lady-friend because we're violently insane, or are we just deeming ourselves too gentlemanly to be driven insane by killing the bringer of madness?
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:04 No.5035088
    Is anyone else even the slightest bit concerned that Rudy really might be some sinister elder god or something?
    >> THE BETRAYER !KHARNbz/u6 06/29/09(Mon)00:04 No.5035094
    >>5035040
    It doesn't matter that it's railroaded, we'd probably say PUNCH IT anyway.


    Or hug cthulhu, eat mermaid.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:04 No.5035096
    >>5035040
    You obviously have no clue what railroading actually is. It's much like walking someone through a dungeon by their hand; OP has been doing nothing of the sort. The player is in control. Had it not been for what was suggested in previous thread, we would not even be in the underwater city, or have met the mermaid.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:04 No.5035097
    >>5035072
    Madness?

    THIS
    IS
    RUDY MANN!
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:05 No.5035098
    >>5035072
    Our wives are gonna need some therapy from seeing Cthulhu, but we should be fine.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:07 No.5035115
    >>5035096

    Hell, if we didnt say "punch our way out of the box" we wouldnt even be Rudy Mann.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:07 No.5035122
    >>5035072
    Rudy's eyes bleed when he rages. Read the other threads.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:09 No.5035137
    >>5034983
    BASH IN HIS SKULL LIKE A TRUE GENTLEMAN!
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:12 No.5035166
    >>5035040
    It may be railroading in a way, but the way Reaver delivers it makes it very, very enjoyable.
    I mean, come on, he even animootes a lot of the stuff and has quite an eye for action scenes. He's got more skills than the average drawfag.

    AND BY AVERAGE DRAWFAG I MEAN YOU, GNOLL! THIS IS HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO IT!
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:13 No.5035177
    >>5035096
    Wat. U serious?

    Look at it. "Go fishing." "YOU PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF THE WATER."
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:15 No.5035194
    >>5035177
    Ok, Rudy is going to solve everything by punching, but the suggestion is still ours. Also, we chose to grab the mermaid.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:15 No.5035199
    >>5035177
    Because people specifically requested that he fish by punching the fish out of the water. Go read the previous threads moar carefully.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:16 No.5035205
    >>5035177
    How else would anyone go fishing on a "boat" with nothing else besides three horny rabbits and an air plane propeller? Never seen dynamite fishing? Go troll somewhere else.
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/29/09(Mon)00:16 No.5035207
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    > "Take this! My love! My Anger! And all of my Sorrow!
    >PUNCHING MITTS!"

    >"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!"
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:16 No.5035210
    >>5035177
    How come there is always one of you whiny faggots around when it comes to adventure threads? I get that you don't like it, but why the need to try to spoil everyone else's fun? Get the fuck out, go check /a/ or some other faggot boards while we have some fun.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/29/09(Mon)00:16 No.5035216
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    >>5035166
    I just haven't found my niche yet...
    Stop being mean to me!
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:17 No.5035225
    FUCK YEAH
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:18 No.5035231
    >>5035207
    Don't worry /tg/ Cthulhu will be back he always comes back.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:18 No.5035232
    >>5035207
    Holy fuck, we just exploded Cthulhu~

    >>5035177
    Durr, I bet you liked Joan Quest.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:18 No.5035234
    >>5035216
    I was around when the alebeard adventure was going on. I dare to say that has been your finest up to this day. /tg/ likes DORFY MANLY SHIT
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:19 No.5035242
    >>5035216
    You still going to do God quest?
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:20 No.5035252
    >>5035210
    Not saying that I dislike it. I'm really enjoying it. Just pointing out to the faggots who are all "RUBYQUEST IS RAILROADIN'" that rubyquest clearly isn't.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:21 No.5035266
    >>5035177

    Seriusly man, Some of us like Gnoll's shit.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:21 No.5035267
    >>5035242
    That one was good too, quite an original theme.
    >>5035207
    BADASS NOW TO GET OUR BITCHES BACK
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:22 No.5035273
    >>5035207

    Now. To save our women.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/29/09(Mon)00:23 No.5035275
    >>5035234
    But I didn't do Alebeard Quest!
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:23 No.5035278
    >>5035207
    FLAWLESS VICTORY.
    FATALITY.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:24 No.5035283
    >>5035216
    Don't get yourself down, Gnoll. I agree Reaver produces generally better looking quests but you'll get there eventually.

    Also, I imagine you talking with the voice of th Hyenas from the Lion King and Reaver talking with the voice of evil Stephen Fry.
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/29/09(Mon)00:24 No.5035285
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    HUH??!?!?!
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:25 No.5035295
    >>5035207
    Now it's time to SAVE OUR WIVES. Hopefully they won't be in another castle.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:25 No.5035296
    >>5035285
    >floating in blood
    >bleeding eyes
    Vampire confirmed. SUBDUE VAMPIRE POWER
    FIND WIVES
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:25 No.5035297
    >>5035275
    but you did god quest with Xom's blessing and thats impressive.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:26 No.5035304
    >>5035285

    Fuck. Its all red. Is this a flashback?


    And we are NOT a fucking vampire. We're above that shit.
    >> THE BETRAYER !KHARNbz/u6 06/29/09(Mon)00:26 No.5035306
    >>5035285
    FAECES IS GETTING CORPOREAL BRETHREN.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:27 No.5035308
    >>5035234
    thats because /tg/ is mostly fat neckbeards who like the same shit over and over and WISH they had been the tough guy in highschool.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:27 No.5035312
    >>5035285
    All this power comes with a price, obviously.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:27 No.5035315
    >>5035285
    WHY ARE WE NAKED?!
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:28 No.5035318
    >>5035275
    Wat? really? my bad then, but i guess you'll eventually come up with something just as manly....i hope
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:28 No.5035325
    >>5035315
    Why the hell not?
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:29 No.5035330
    >>5035285
    Quick! Summon zombie MJ and thriller your way out!
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:29 No.5035333
    FUCK! THIS IS NO TIME FOR A FLASHBACK! WE HAVE WIVES TO RESCUE!
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:32 No.5035364
    >>5035207

    Rudy needs to get a student so he can do the Domon/Master Asia stuff.

    THE SCHOOL OF MASTER RUDY
    THE WINDS OF THE DAPPER!
    FISTS! PUNCHING! SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER!
    LOOK, THE FISTS ARE BUUUUUUUUURNING RED!
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:32 No.5035365
    >>5035325
    NAKED IS NOT DAPPER.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:33 No.5035373
    >>5034120
    >>5035364
    He needs to do love love Tetsuyoken with his 3 wives.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:33 No.5035374
    >>5035275
    Gnoll, when is part 2 of loli daemon god quest?
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/29/09(Mon)00:40 No.5035450
    >>5035374
    Not tonight. It's too late now.
    Also, PUNCH YOUR WAY OUT OF THE HALLUCINATION!
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/29/09(Mon)00:40 No.5035456
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    WOAH WHAATTT
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:41 No.5035466
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    should have stopped mid-infinite combo for tea
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:42 No.5035479
    >>5035456
    my sentiments exactly
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:43 No.5035488
    >>5035456
    NO BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
    Run, hurry, this shit ain't good, suppress power level! We have to save the wives, etc!
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:45 No.5035500
    >>5035456

    what the fuck? NO TIME FOR THIS SHIT! Punch our way out of here, we have WIVES to save!
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:51 No.5035538
    >>5035500
    Never thought I'd say this, but I don't think punching is gonna solve this problem.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:52 No.5035549
    PUNCH MASSIVE SATAN HANDS UNTIL THEY EXPLODE
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:53 No.5035559
    >>5035538
    I agree, let's haul ass.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:54 No.5035574
    Let's get the FUCK OUTTA HERE
    >> THE BETRAYER !KHARNbz/u6 06/29/09(Mon)00:54 No.5035575
    >>5035456

    DON'T GIVE IN TO- I MEAN RUDY, THINK ABOUT RUB- I MEAN YOUR WIFE AND THE MERMAID!
    >> Lore Guard 06/29/09(Mon)00:56 No.5035600
    >>5035456
    >Greetings, good gentleman. The last giant abomination, no offense to you, was unreasonable and I do wish you are not like him.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:56 No.5035609
    >>5035575
    Yes we have yet to make the mermaid as our next wife or at least our maid.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:57 No.5035614
    >PUNCH
    >RUN
    >NO PUNCH
    >NO RUN

    THERE IS ONLY ONE SOLUTION.
    PUNCH SO HARD WE GO FLYING AWAY FROM THE HANDS OF WHATTHEFUCK-NESS AND SIMULTANEOUSLY DESTROY THEM
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/29/09(Mon)00:57 No.5035617
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    COMMENCE PUNCHIIIINNNGGGGG!!
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:58 No.5035627
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    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)00:59 No.5035637
    >>5035617
    WAIT FUCK
    STOP
    FSJIDHFLSHFLKJSHFKJS
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:00 No.5035643
    >>5035617
    NOOOOOOO!
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:00 No.5035646
    >>5035617
    /tg/ GODDAMN IT
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:00 No.5035648
    OH SHI-
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:00 No.5035651
    A FIST IS GOING TOWARDS OUR WIFE! PUNCH THAT FUCKER OFF COURSE WITH OUR OTHER HAND! ITS THE ONLY WAY!
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:00 No.5035652
    >>5035617
    FFFFF! PULL THE PUNCH!
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:01 No.5035658
    >>5035617
    CONTROL YOUR ANGER
    SUPPRESS THE POWER
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:02 No.5035666
    >>5035651
    PUNCH FIST WITH OTHER FIST TO SAVE WIVES
    >> THE BETRAYER !KHARNbz/u6 06/29/09(Mon)01:02 No.5035668
    >>5035617
    PUNCH YOURSELF, PROTECT LOVELY LADIES.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:02 No.5035670
    >>5035617
    HALT PUNCHING!
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:03 No.5035681
    >>5035617
    DAMMIT RUDY, WHAT KIND OF GENTLEMAN WOULD STRIKE A LADY? EVEN THROUGH THAT BLINDING RAGE, THOSE DAPPER SENSES OF YOURS SHOULD BE ABLE TO DETECT YOUR WIVES!
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:04 No.5035685
    The punch of obviously heading for the monsters that kidnapped the wives.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:05 No.5035698
    REAVER, NOOOOO!
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:06 No.5035712
    UNDO! UNDO! CTRL+Z FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:07 No.5035714
    PUNCH FIST TO STOP IT
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:07 No.5035720
    >>5034120
    QUICK! create more force behind the punch, and punch through reality! Then punch a little past the spot you blew out, past them and punch the fuck out!

    Then man the fuck up and punch the asshole who was tryin to make you harm your fine wives.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:09 No.5035730
    >>5035720
    >that asshole
    Ah...that would be us, /tg/
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/29/09(Mon)01:10 No.5035748
    Just stop the punch before it lands. Such things a re unsatisfactory. A loss of a wife, means that we are no Man, for Men are those who protect.

    ...On the flip side. I want to see how Rudy would react to blood.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:11 No.5035750
    >>5035730

    Fuck, we'd best get running.
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/29/09(Mon)01:12 No.5035763
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    !!!!!


    >"He's awake!"
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/29/09(Mon)01:13 No.5035777
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    Cheers erupt all around Rudy. "He's awake!" is repeated with excitement several times.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:14 No.5035780
    >>5035763

    Oh thank fuck. Whats going on? where are we? Why are we not giving the girls a good hard wake-up fucking?
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:14 No.5035785
    >>5035763
    Retrieve hat, restore dapperness.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:14 No.5035789
    >>5035763
    Ask them what happened?
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:15 No.5035795
    how do you spell cithuuluu correctly?
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:15 No.5035802
    Quest: Save Merfolk from Cthulhu - Complete!
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:15 No.5035803
    >>5035777
    This is bullshit. Cthulhu is fucking with out mind. CANNOT GIVE IN WIVES STILL TRAPPED UNDER WATER
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:16 No.5035810
    >>5035777
    LET THE ORGY OF A THOUSAND HOT BITCHES BEGIN!
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:17 No.5035816
    Shit, more people around.

    WE ARE MOTHERFUCKING RUDY! EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OR I WILL BE FORCED TO FUCK UP YOUR SHIT!
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/29/09(Mon)01:18 No.5035829
    >>5035803
    >>5035816
    We're on a island.
    We were knocked out.
    I bet it's because we were...well...UNDER WATER.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:21 No.5035854
    Make sure the ladies are alright, then proceed to accept kudos for liberating the merfolk from Cthulu and crew
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:21 No.5035858
    Can anybody say "End of Part 2"?
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:22 No.5035862
    >>5035777
    YOU WITH THE BIG HAT, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
    >>5035829
    Island? Looks like the top of a submarine to me.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:23 No.5035878
    Posting in an epic quest.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:23 No.5035887
    >>5035803
    This!
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/29/09(Mon)01:23 No.5035890
    >>5035862
    Could be. I was looking more towards "on the surface" instead of "below the waves." As to what we were on, I didn't want to say submarine, because I had no clue why we weren't IN the sub.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:24 No.5035896
    >>5035829

    Guardsman Ted, are you implying that we are Rudy yet we cannot breath in space?
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/29/09(Mon)01:24 No.5035899
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    What the fuck is this shit.
    Rudy jumps up - FUCK HIS HAT IS NO WHERE TO BE SEEN.
    Even so, he restores his dapperness and inflicts subdual manliness on the crowd by saying
    >"I AM MOTHERFUCKING RUDY! EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OR I WILL BE FORCED TO FUCK UP YOUR SHIT!"

    The crowd goes silent in awe.
    After a minute the merman with the enormous headdress responds,
    "W-When you engaged the beastgod my daughter immediatly rushed to me to inform me a great hero had come. I rallied my army to strike back at its fortress while it was occupied.. To my surprise, we found the beastgod destroyed! Great hero, you have freed our people from a destructive war and certain doom!"
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:24 No.5035902
    Greet everyone in a dapper and gentlemanly manner, inquire as to the events following your fight.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:24 No.5035903
    >>5035829

    Right, an island. With.. a mysterious hatch?

    Didn't we already avoid having this turn into Lost?
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:26 No.5035912
    >>5035899
    "TELL ME THE LOCATION OF DARKBEING! I MUST FIND HIM!"
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:26 No.5035915
    >>5035899
    "oh....alright then....thats good to know."
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/29/09(Mon)01:27 No.5035924
    >>5035899
    Hat missing? This COULD be a Cthulu trap.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:27 No.5035926
    >You all now realize that Rudy talks like Death from the Discworld series, manually.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:27 No.5035928
    replace monocle, focus mind to be certain this isn't some hallucination.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:27 No.5035935
    >>5035899

    I AM RUDY. EXPECT NOTHING LESS.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/29/09(Mon)01:28 No.5035938
    >>5035926
    stop that.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:28 No.5035939
    >>5035928
    I second this. Cthulhu hijinks may be about! In fact, they could all be hybrids!
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:28 No.5035940
    >>5035899
    Wait for the cliche "How can we ever repay you?" Then ask for new, more dapper, magic merfolk top hat.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:28 No.5035945
    >>5035899

    Tip your hat.

    ...

    FUCK!
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:29 No.5035947
    >>5035899
    oh well if thats all..
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:29 No.5035950
    DECLARE SELF NEW KING OF MERFOLK, RULE JUSTLY AND LEAVE A STRONG LEGACY
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:30 No.5035956
    >>5035903
    Metal Hatch = Metal Glen. Go read Ruby Quest.

    Time to start guessing guys. Ruby's Eyes bleed because he was in Metal Glen for "blindness" as well. He became infected. Also, that was Ace that was performing the ritual for him. This left Ace's body dead, and it was reanimated during Ruby Quest.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:31 No.5035959
    Be sure to inform them that they will be first amongst your council when the revolution comes.
    >> No Man 06/29/09(Mon)01:31 No.5035970
    Too good to be true. Minimal force, punch self in face.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:31 No.5035971
    >>5035950
    Given that the Mermaid we have added to our harem of wives is his daughter, we may be doing that anyhow.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/29/09(Mon)01:32 No.5035975
    >>5035956
    Start discussion in new threads please. Also, Doomsday Machines were not mentioned in RubyQ
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:32 No.5035977
    >>5035275
    Gnoll, when is part 2 of loli daemon god quest?
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:32 No.5035978
    >>5035956
    We just punched Cthulhu to death - under water. No eldritch horror can stand against us. I think Rudy is some kind of a inter-dimensional monster that is searching for the pieces of his identity.
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/29/09(Mon)01:33 No.5035982
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    At the request for more information, the largehatted man continues,
    >"First, we found your wives here being carried by two monsters who were easily defeated without the leadership of their beastgod. Then much later, we found you floating amongst the beastgod's torn remains!
    >We brought you all here on this biped vessel, which we gladly gift you. There we no bipeds on board, but it is fully stocked and there is a locked black chest in the cargohold.
    But is there anything else? Anything else we can offer you? How can we ever repay you?"

    Rudy knows how,
    "I'd like a magical merman tophat."
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:34 No.5035985
    This is clearly a mind trip. We've entered the time flip. Let's drown ourselves to wake up.
    >> THE BETRAYER !KHARNbz/u6 06/29/09(Mon)01:35 No.5036003
    >>5035982
    Please dear god tell me this sub is a steampunk vessel! GO VICTORIAN RUBYQUEST.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:36 No.5036009
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    >"I'd like a magical merman tophat."

    And all your virgin daughters.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:36 No.5036015
    >>5035985
    Let's do the time warp again! Although, I think we need to return some more of our power to open up rifts in space. Anyway, thank the people and continue of our marry way. We must find DARKBEING and stop his awesome DOOMSDAY device.
    That, and find out who the fuck Rudy is.
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/29/09(Mon)01:37 No.5036019
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    A loud collective GASP runs through the crowd, following by nervous muttering.
    Finally the hatman stutters,
    "I-In.. In our culture that means marrying the princess! That.. That makes the rightful king of our underwater empire!"

    Calypso blushes wildly.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:37 No.5036021
    >>5035982

    Tell the merfolk that slaying the beast god was but a triffle for us. Thank them for the submarine and the magic hat, and ask if they know the way to the closest shore.

    oh, and dont forget to ask what the hat does. may be important. Hopefully it will at least be a hat-of-never-falling off.

    Tell Calypso that she is more then welcome to come with us, should she so desire it. It would be a crime to deny her the opportunity.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:37 No.5036025
    >>5035982
    FUCK YEAH MAGIC TOP HAT
    does it have the power to tip itself?
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:38 No.5036035
    >>5036019

    As it should be. Ask Calypso if she accepts. We don't want to force our hand.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:39 No.5036038
    >>5036019

    Oh wow.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:39 No.5036041
    I'm calling it now. Every episode of Rudy quest ends in a marriage.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:39 No.5036045
    >>5036019
    I CAN SEE THE RAILS!
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:40 No.5036047
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    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:40 No.5036060
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    >>5036047
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:40 No.5036061
    Stat Rudy
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:41 No.5036066
    Polygamy Quest! Reaver is a Mormon, I call it.
    Anyway, accept and ask for directions to nearest shore.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/29/09(Mon)01:41 No.5036067
    >>5036045
    Brosef, when we punched the water, there was no mermaid in that pic. We made that up.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:41 No.5036072
    Hm.

    Rudy=The Eternal Champion.

    Seriously, this story has started to remind me of something that Michael Moorcock would come up with.
    >> THE BETRAYER !KHARNbz/u6 06/29/09(Mon)01:43 No.5036097
    >>5036047

    IIRC it took at least 4 threads before the porn started turning up. Good job /tg/.
    >> THE BETRAYER !KHARNbz/u6 06/29/09(Mon)01:43 No.5036104
    >>5036097
    in the original RQ I mean.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:44 No.5036105
    >>5036061
    Whatever stats his parents (Ruby and Tom) have, squared.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/29/09(Mon)01:44 No.5036114
    >>5036097
    Is that sarcasm? I thought pt.2 was going to have porn pop up. I mean, we literally had these girls on our nuts.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:44 No.5036118
    Right before we leave, let out a cry to our new subjects.

    I AM MOTHERFUCKING RUDY, GOD-SLAYING KING AND SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER. KNOW THIS! WHEN DARKNESS LURKS IN THE HEART OF THE DEPTHS, WHEN EVIL ABOUNDS AND ALL HOPE IS LOST! HOLD ME IN YOUR HEARTS AND KNOW TRUE. THESE FISTS WILL KEEP YOU SAFE, BOTH AT HOME AND AFAR. THIS I PROMISE YOU: ONE DAY, IN YOUR DARKEST HOUR, I SHALL RETURN!
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:46 No.5036135
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    >>5036118
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/29/09(Mon)01:47 No.5036151
    >>5036019
    Hold your hand out to Calypso, as your proposal. Only she can be the one to say yes.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:47 No.5036154
    >>5036118

    This, but at the end add "AND I WILL FUCK SHIT UP!"
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/29/09(Mon)01:48 No.5036162
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    >animooted

    Like a true gentleman, Rudy firsts asks Calypso if she agrees.
    After a pause she hesitantly denies. She claims to have responsibilities at the kingdom that she needs to give a priority.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:49 No.5036175
    >>5036035
    >>5036151
    These. We must be gentleMANLY in all ways that involve the ladies.
    >> Lore Guard 06/29/09(Mon)01:49 No.5036181
    >>5036162
    As a gentlemen you accept this denial.

    But you also say their has gotta be a party.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:49 No.5036185
    >>5036162

    Holy fuck. Watch your back, Rudy.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:49 No.5036186
    >>5036162
    Well damn.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/29/09(Mon)01:50 No.5036195
    >>5036162
    Nod, saddened by the rejection. Add subquest: Tophat
    Thank the king, wave to the crowd in style, and then collect the girls and go down into the sub.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:51 No.5036205
    >>5036162
    Thats her choice and we should respect it.
    Tell the merpeople you will now take your leave.
    Also once in the submarine your wives look like they need some attention.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:51 No.5036210
    >>5036162
    Very well, we must respect her wishes. There are plenty of fish in the sea, after all.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:51 No.5036211
    >>5036162

    So be it. Laugh, and sigh that its probably for the better, for though it is like the ocean, the depths our love for her could never equal the depths of love we feel for current wives.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:53 No.5036229
    I for one, think that Rudy looks a lot cooler without his tophat. Less dapper, but that is applicable for the gentleman who destroys gods.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:53 No.5036232
    Order wives to kill merpeople.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:54 No.5036243
    >>5036211

    This, then give them a good fucking once we get back into the sub, to let them know that we care.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:54 No.5036247
    >>5036162
    Oh wow, Bunnywives are PISSED. We better use our manly essence to assuage their rage.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:55 No.5036254
    >>5036205
    >>5036195
    These

    And add Side Guest: Find new hat.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:55 No.5036256
    This is amazing but I'm not sure how long "punch everything" can go...

    That said, this IS amazing!
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/29/09(Mon)01:56 No.5036262
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    Saddened, Rudy orders the girl into the submarine. Each of them state that they know how to pilot one and begin speaking in technical jargon with much excitement.

    >"So long, great hero! Please visit us again!" sounds through the crowd.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:57 No.5036278
    Brood.

    Also DO NOT PUNCH SUBMARINE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:59 No.5036285
    Once the sub is underway, set the autopilot to nearest continent. Proceed to give wives hot dickings. Possibly mention concerns over your unknown past and furious unstoppable punching rage.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)01:59 No.5036294
    >>5036154

    This! Do This! But without the king part!
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)02:01 No.5036308
    Wish her farewell like any decent gentleman. With Dapper Dickings!
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)02:01 No.5036309
    What about the virgin daughters thing? We can still negotiate.
    >> Lore Guard 06/29/09(Mon)02:01 No.5036311
    >>5036262
    Now you must have loud sex with bunny girls so that the merfolk, and the princess, know what they are missing. Yes, even a gentleman can be vindictive.

    OH, and you must show us this sex, Reaver.
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/29/09(Mon)02:01 No.5036312
    Broskis, over here
    >>5036299
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)02:02 No.5036331
    You forgot to obtain food for your beloved wives and self! Examine submarine's provisions, fuel stockpile, and so forth. Prepare food. Also tea or coffee if available.

    If not, we must procure some.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)02:07 No.5036398
    Mermaid girl is already pining over her choice. Look at those eyes.
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)02:11 No.5036441
    >>5036009

    I FINALLY KNOW WHO THAT FUCKER IS

    AND HE'S AWESOME
    >> Anonymous 06/29/09(Mon)02:30 No.5036696
    BEST GM IVE SEEN IN A WHILE



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