All fucking right! Lets start punching some shit!

Rudy finds himself in a cold hallway, lit only by two braziers.

This must be another flashback!

>>5032007
looks like he was in a club of some sort!

>>5032007
START FREAKING OUT, MAN

Who the fuck is that guy with the skull mask?

punch the shit out of him then demand to know what the fuck is going on.

FUCK YES.
PREP THE FISTS OF FATE.
ARE THOSE SKELE MONKS BREATHING? IF THEY ARE FIRE.
IF THEY AREN'T.
FIRE ANYWAY.

So, wait, let me get this straight... you take an adventure that was appealing because the lead wasn't a testosterone filled "punch things until they blow up" bear wrestling wall of masculinity, and then create a perverse spin-off that acts more as a shallow, unapologetic parody of the original?

I can't tell if I think this is great or if it offends me.

>>5032007

I saw this movie. LOOK OUT, THAT FUCKER IN THE ROBE'S GONNA TEAR OUT YOUR HEEEEAAAAARRRRTTTT!

Best to sucker punch the guy behind you and then knock out the one in front of you with a haymaker.

>>5032019
what? Nonsense!
We obviously just took a wrong turn on the way to the dining room, ask these pleasant gentlemen the directions and be on our way.

>>5032007
Flashback? PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF IT.

>>5032041
>you take an adventure that was appealing because the lead was a furry chick

I know what you're thinking.

Assess Inventory.

We'd best start making with the exposition. Just in case we ever happen to flashback to this point any time in the future and need to know what the fuck is going on with our mysterious past.

WHAM!
One impact the skull breaks apart in pieces: It's made out of stone!
It seems the skeletons are just statues.

>>5032070
What a capitol idea! no telling when some well timed exposition could prove useful.

What.

>>5032084
Punch everything just to be sure it's not alive.

Hmm. Drawfag came prepared. We are becoming predictable.

>>5032084
GET TO WORK ON THE OTHER ONE.

>>5032084

Fuck! That pisses us off! Better smash in this shrine too. Whats with all this blood? That better not be our blood. We'll punch the shit out of it if it is.

>>5032084

Well I'm impressed.

It's time to look bewildered, while cradling our obviously-unhurt fist and looking around for any signs of puncha- erm, living life.

>>5032106
I hope this is not Chris's blood!

>>5032084
It would appear that we are somewhat lacking in Direction, we must examine our current situation such that we may determine the best direction in which to Punch.

FUCK THEM IN THE BALLS!

Inventory is PUNCHING MITTS, currently equipped.

>>5032058
Not at all. I like women more than I like furries. If she had been a shy and reserved human it would've been just the same to me.

Let out a cry of FURY:

I AM MOTHERFUCKING RUDY! I AM HERE TO FUCK SHIT UP.

Then demand to know what's going on.

>>5032140
Find the doomsday machine.

>>5032140
Punch the face thing on the wall, it looks punchable.

Take the braziers

AND SHOVE THEM IN THE EYE SOCKETS OF THE GIANT SKULL, FIRE FIRST

Investigate the blood. With our fists if we have to.

Rudy finds no injury on himself, so the blood is probably not his, but it's FRESH! AND PLENTY!
Coats upon layer of dried blood is covered in fresh liquids.

>>5032200
shitfuck.

HOW ABOUT WE FUCK UP THAT BLOODY DAMN ALTAR

>>5032200
PUNCH THAT FUCKER!

>>5032200

Fuck!

Turn around! Start punching!

>>5032200
PUNCH THAT FUCKER'S HEAD OFF

>>5032200
It appears that there is a source of information and enlightenment regarding our current situation approaching even now! Let us inquire of him regarding our present location and situation, and then PUNCH HIS SPLEEN THROUGH HIS LEFT EAR!

Throw Altar at Approaching Figure

>>5032200
Apply badass blood warpaint to face.

>>5032239
YES, THIS

EVEN IF IT'S PART OF THE FLOOR

WHAM!

The figure is now prepped for questioning!

>>5032263

Explain that we are one MOTHER FUCKING RUDY MANN and he had best explain what the FUCK is going on before we fuck his shit up.

>>5032263
Excellent! let us inquire of our new friend the specifics of the location at which we now find ourselves!

>>5032263
NOW TOSS HIM INTO THAT SKULL SO HE LANDS ON THE ALTAR, RAISE KNIFE AND DEMAND AWNSERS.

>>5032263

This. A gentleman should always introduce himself.

Kick the can!

Offer the dying man a cold drink to parch his throat before he concisely and accurately tells Rudy anything and everything he knows.

Rudy announces his manly fucking self and demands to know what is going on!
The figure merely gurgles and splutters,
>"M.. Master.. I don't understand.. did.. D-did you not like the ritual?"

>>5032329
wat

and

"NO, I DID NOT. THIS IS SOME PUSSY SHIT! ANY SACRIFICE SHOULD BE IN A GOD DAMNED ARENA!"

>>5032329

Explain that the ritual didn't contain nearly enough squirming naked women. And that this is what he gets for failing us. What did he think was going to happen with such sloppy preperation anyway?

>>5032329
I say! what a Fascinating turn of events!
Obviously we need more information, apologize for the punching and then inquire about the specifics of what just happened, explain that we appear to be suffering some memory loss.

This ritual is not GENTLEMANLY enough.

>>5032347
>>5032352
>>5032405

This. When Rudy does a motherfucking ritual, he doesnt shit around with it.

"Sorry, old bean. Once I begin punching I often forget to stop. Cheer up there, it's just a graze."

>>5032429

Internal organs are overrated anyway.

Rudy announces his discontent!
Sloppy preperation, no squirming naked women, and the decor? SO CHEESY!
The figure humbly apologizes as it slumps to the floor.
It answers Rudy's question as to what is going on between heavy wheezing,
>"I don't.. kn.. know, master.. This.. this was.. all your orders..."

>>5032329
Not expected, yet within reason. Tie it in with the current events, and rudy is a part of this. Maybe the maker of the doomsday device? Why the rituals? Why the memory loss, and why the super strength?
This is interesting., as drawfag is turning our fists into something that can harm us.

>>5032458
...can't we punch it back into him to make him better?

>>5032458
WOAHWOAHWOAH

STOP EATING THAT

>>5032458
See, this is why we don't eat hearts and drink souls.
It's just bad for the eyes.

>>5032461

Please, we /are/ the armeggedon doomsday device. Thats what we were doing in the crate.

Don't you dare devour that heart, Rudy. Use a motherfucking fork, like a gentleman.

>>5032498
That's one possibility.
Hmm, this might not be the best place for this. I'll talk later.
NOW, CRUSH THE HEART.

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAAHHH

WOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH

Delicius.

>>5032522
I'm glad we're a camera in the wall. No harm can come to us from the MONSTER we have become.

>>5032458
shit. search for other people to interrogate?

Christ, this flashback must be from way the hell long ago because Rudy has got no manners at ALL.

Rudy wakes up. He is exhausted.
Last night he gave his three wives the fucking of a lifetime, at the same time, and - as a gentleman should - smoothly did it over and over untill dawn.

The ladies are sleeping soundly next to him.
It's beautiful weather.

Hey Revaew, don't forget your name 'n trip.

>>5032561
Thanks.

Well, lets get going. Punch that fucking propellor until it takes us to land.

Find top hat, punch fish out of ocean for food.

Look around for signs of land.

RudyQuest: "No, leave the clothes on"

Survey surroundings. Do we remember anything more from last week? Punch up some fish for breakfast and prepare breakfast in bed for our wives. Then give them a good dicking while we rescue us.

>>5032557
can we see what rudy sees? whats around us?

this
>>5032587
and this
>>5032606
and where the hell is our hat?!

There is no sign of land anywhere, and Rudy is reluctant to move without knowing in what direction: He can survive, but the three lovely ladies might not make a journey that's too long.

For now he thinks that its most proper to deliver his wives a proper breakfast after their first night together, and he prepares to punch the fish out of the water.

Tell the Sun to tone it down a bit. Rudy just woke up and there's no coffee or tea for possibly hundreds of miles.

Ah man, this is getting good.

>>5032652
some three or four hours later, a nearby continent experiances a freak tsunami.

>>5032652
This may or may not be a good idea.

>>5032652
Get punching.

>>5032652
kay!

>>5032652

Well, once we wake up the wives, lets ask them if they have any idea where we are based on their piloting knowledge. They should know the closest way to land.

>>5032663
My paranoia tells me you know something we don't.

>Momentarily regret killing your cultists. Maybe things wouldn't be so mildly inconvenient if they were still alive.

>>5032688

Are you saying he has a-priori-gnolledge?

>>5032699

Get that mermaid!

he must of given them a real good fucking if they can sleep through him fucking punching the ocean

>>5032708
fuck mermaid
make fish sticks

>>5032708
prehaps we should tone it down a bit next time...

>>5032711

Fuck! A mermaid! Yell out to her.

I AM MOTHERFUCKING RUDY, A SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER! TELL ME THE WAY TO LAND OR I'LL FUCK UP YOUR SHIT!

Then, if she's hot, proceed to get engaged with her. We'll marry her when we get another ring.

Grab mermaid, begin questioning!

>>5032708
interrogate the mermaid!!!

>>5032708
I KNEW IT.jpg

Dont forget to catch some fish for our wives while we're at it. Can't lose sight of whats important. And make sure we dont wake them up either.

>>5032654

>>5032747
NO! shes a woman top and fish bottom mermaid! fuck that shit. all the same though, ask her where we are and where the land is

>>5032747

Are you really suggesting that Rudy marry every attractive woman he happens across?

Rudy pulls that motherfucking mermaid out of the air and slams her onto the wing.
> "I AM MOTHERFUCKING RUDY, A SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER! TELL ME THE WAY TO LAND OR I'LL FUCK UP YOUR SHIT!"

The mermaid screams and pleads,
>"Don't hurt me! Don't hurt me! I know of only one land!"

>>5032796
I fail to see a problem with this plan. Rudy must achieve HAREM END.

Don't hurt her, and apologize for your brutish behavior. You mistook her for a Deep One for a moment.
Also apologize to your wives for the rude awakening.

Politely ask what this land is that she speaks of.

I think Rudy is missing something important... bunnys are not carnivores, Rudy is though, as we have already seen.

>>5032817
RIG HER FISH ASS UP TO OUR CRAFT AND HAVE HER LEAD THE MOTHERFUCKING WAY.

>>5032796
I believe he's suggesting that we're so suave that it is inevitable.

>>5032817
Inquire about said land, while twisting the monocle.
Also, suggesting tripname change to Reaver.

>>5032817

Calm her down, assure her you mean her no harm unless she gives us any shit. Then proceed to woo the fuck out of her with our manlyness. Once under our sway, demand she show us the way to land immediatly.

Also, introduce her to our wives, and explain how much you love the fuck out of them. Don't want 'em to be getting jealus or anything.

Fuck yeah. Rudy has almost as much love for fine ladies as he does raw unadulterated GAR flowing through his mitts.

Tie the mermaid to the front as a decoration. Every good ship needs one,

Lets not screw the mermaid, we are a suave cat not some Innsmouthian dolt. Besides the triplets may be upset with such manners and that would be ungentlemanly.

Let us not marry the mermaid. See if we can keep her on as a maid or servant of some sorts though. It wouldnt be fair to keep her away from our manliness for too long, now that she's been exposed to it.

>>5032862
What would be ungentlemanly is not screwing the mermaid. How dare we deprive her of such pleasure?

Mermaid as a ship ornament could point out the way... but we don't want to piss off undersea kingdoms, at least not while our wives are floating above them.

>>5032817
do not marry the mermaid, also start acting more sauve. enough of this childish bullying

>>5032911
Cats do not fuck fish, they devour them in a non sexual way

Rudy's wives forgive him immediatly; They love him too much to be angry, and are intrigued by the mermaid.

The mermaid explains that the only land with bipedals that she knows of is at the bottom of the ocean. She has heard that most bipedals who don't live there aren't able to make the journey without being inside large "marbles".

>>5032911

Well, if she begs for it, I guess it would be rude to refuse, right?

Rudy is one suave motherfucker

Regardless of what Rudy chooses to do with her, inform her that her name is now Calypso.

>>5032916
Who cares? Rudy would just punch the hell out of them!

>>5032916
agreed, she might be a pricess or somthing. start acting a bit nicer. but continue to exude manliness.

Indeed, only humans or maybe dragons would do that!

>>5032926

Demand that she provides us with 4 such marbles immediatly.

>>5032935
why fight an undersea kingdom when we could be allies with it? ask her her name and ask her the way to land

Behind every great man is a harem of almost as great women. Perhaps asking Alecto, Tisiphone, and Magaera for their thoughts on the situation would not be out of the question.

>>5032926
ask her about the marbles. and ask her about her self

Gently yet imperatively REQUEST, 4 such marbles! We must meet her people, and the undersea would make a great honeymoon spot.

>>5032953
That goes against what Rudy has been doing so far.

Ask where they can get a "marble" with one nice big bed. ;D

>>5032953

No. A Gentleman never asks a girl her name. A Gentleman just knows. Her name is calypso, whether she likes it or not.

>>5032969
ask the wives after we find out this mermaid's name, situation and ranking in her underwater society

>>5032926
Did we ever found out where the plane was originally going? Also, ask the sisters about this "land" the mermaind speaks of.

>The mermaid explains that the only land with bipedals that she knows of is at the bottom of the ocean.

METAL. FUCKING. GLEN.

>>5033000
We don't wanna go there. That place is boring.

Thank Mermaid with MANLY SEX

>>5032994
>>5032983
this!!!

>>5032990
I believe that's age. And 87 in mermaid years.

>>5032926
Oh hey, you did change the tripname, awesome. Anyway, like the others have said, more information from the sisters.

>>5033000

That dummy is gonna get fucked up.

Rudy's wives say that they're excited and would love to visit an underwater city.
However, the mermaid states that this is a city of -bipedals-, NOT of her kind. She continues that she lives in another underwater city which does not support bipeds at all, yet the underwater bipeds sometimes try to raid it.
When she also states her name she is quickly interrupted by Rudy, who names her Calypso. She silently accepts.

>>5033042
Time to go treasure hunting, :D

Ask Calypso if her people have any tales regarding a cult whose worshipers wear strange skull-like masks, or perhaps utilize a claw shaped emblem.

>>5033042

Well? Lets get going then. Ask her to lead you to just about above the location of the underwater city, then punch a hole in the water big enough that you can surf the wing down. Fuck marbles, we're motherfucking Rudy.

NO... the eyes... he is the dummy...

>>5033042
Add sidequest, fine way into underwater bidpedal city.
Add sidequest: discover past.
Add mainquest: STOP EVILBEING
Add group member: Calypso

Rudy vs Dummy. Immovable Evil meets Unstoppable Awesome.

>>5033042
Tell wives to entertian the mermaid as you use the propelor and spare metal from the wing to craft a makeshift submarine.

>>5033057

This. A thousand times this.

Where are the coat tails?

>>5033087

Scouting around.

>>5033072
This
a man should be able to use his brain as well as manly strength to get from point A to point B.

Rudy's a vampire.
Mind control, strength, and DAPPER.

Thank you, OP, for your crusade to redeem vampires as being awesome again.

>>5033056
this, and ask the mermaid if she would like to join the group so we can investigate the mermaid's underwater city and findout about the biped's city before traveling there

>>5033094

If he's a vampire, whats he doing in the sun without being all sparkly?

>>5033042 She silently accepts.

DAMN RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER!

>>5033109
he's like blade

Dracula walked around London in the day, he just was more active and powerful at night... as I am sure our young ladies can attest.

so now that we know rudy is a vampire, lets head to one of the cities, first though lets see whats available to us. whats in our inventory/lying around?

>>5033136

Punching mitts. Pay attention.

>Rudy

>Vampire

>>5033136
EQUIP VAMPIRE FANGS

>>5033097
>>5033136
this nd this GM

If that plane wing was fairly standard it would have a motor and likely a wing-full of fuel. Perhaps we can rig it up?

He's not a vampire. He's too damn manly for that.

The mermaid informs Rudy that they are, infact, right above said city.
Rudy tells the ladies to hold on, and raises his fist..

>animooted

>>5033180

Fuck. Yeah.

>>5033180
depending on which city we're right above this could either be really good or really bad

>>5033180
Holy shit. Rudy IS a vampire king or some shit. That explains everything - even the GENTLEMAN suit.

>>5033180
wait...isnt everyone going to die once we hit the bottom?...

You just kow it's fucking R'Lyeh and Rudy is going to fuck Cthulhu's shit the fuck up.

>>5033201
except for rudy maybe

>>5033180

FUCK YEAH!

>>5033201

Not if they know whats good for 'em

Rudy catches the mermaid and his wives when he hits bottom, if necessary, flashing them a dapper smile and a tip of his hat.

>>5033220
how are the wives going to breath down there? i mean rudy is a vampire and the mermaid has gills, but what about the ladies!?!?

>>5033220

Addendum:

He waves his fist menacingly at the ocean if it threatens to envelope them. It saw what he did to that island, it had better not fuck with Rudy.

He's not a goddamn vampire. He's way to fucking manly for that shit. He's some kind of armegeddon machine or something. Pay attention.

>>5033236
Marbles were only said to be needed for the journey, not for staying there.

>>5033236
they may need mouth to mouth
I'm sure that mermaid bitch will help out.

Turns out THE THREE RINGS OF EQUAL VALUE are actually rings of water breathing.

>>5033247
fine he's warforged or a golem or somthing but still, how are the wives going to avoid drowning?

>>5033266

Excellent.

>animooted

Rudy lands in some kind of large hallway ending in a huge door. Strange marbles surround the door.
The entire places is made in a shifty architecture, looking almost organic.

The smell of rotten fish is overwhelming.

>>5033312
Let's find Cthulhu and kick his ass. I'm sure he knows the location of DARKBEING. We should also suck his blood if we are a vampire.

>>5033312

Yell out.

I AM MOTHER FUCKING RUDY THE SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER! SOMEONE BEST EXPLAIN THIS PLACE BEFORE I FUCK THIS SHIT UP!

>>5033336
No Cthulhu is a very civil dapper guy. We should have a very pleasent conversation with him.

Punch the geometry until it stops being non-euclidean.

Since Calypso has no legs, I guess Rudy will have to carry her. I hope she can control herself while being in prolonged close proximity to his gentleMANLINESS.

Kick that large rock back up there and plug that hole before water starts rushing in... Then put down the girls, Well maybe not the mermaid she may not be able to slither well.

Then proceed to ring the doorbell, or something, ask for the master of the house, and that he should have his manservent look at that ceiling before it starts leaking.

>>5033312

Courteously brush aside Calypso's newfound affection for you (you haven't got a ring for her yet anyways) and find out what nonsense is going on at the bottom of the sea.

>>5033312
patch the roof and look around

>>5033414

Yes, we wouldnt want to be rude or anything. Punch that debris back into place.

can we fix the hole before all our bitches drown?

Indeed, a gentleman always respects another man's property.

Rudy quickly tosses the rubble back into place, the sheer force crushing it to fit and close the gap with enough strength to keep out the ocean's fuckton of pressure. Just a small bit of water manages to seep through.

On the other hand, the mermaid doesnt seem to be feeling to well without fluids.
And Rudy's wives don't do very well with this intense smell of rotten fish around!

>>5033446
shit, we shoulda gotten rid of the mermaid before patching up the hole....what now chaps?

Fuck your wives to get their minds off the smell and then ejaculate onto Calypso so she has fluid.

>>5033446

We have powers beyond imagining, yet can not protect the ones we cherish.

Such is the burden of demi-gods.

>>5033446

Start giving the wives mouth to mouth. Our minty fresh breath should counteract the smell of rotten fish. Let's then go punch down that door in the background and introduce ourself.

>>5033481
wait, what if the door leads to water or somthing? look around, what else is around us?

Build a makeshift glass tank, put the seeping water in it, and put it over the mermaid's head.

Let us move to a differing local, lets go open that door, carry the mermaid.

>>5033468
yes.

also, what does rudy see?

Rudy kisses his wives to get their mind of the smell, then pulls a marble out of the wall, punches it hollow, fills it with water and dumps it on the mermaid's head.
BAM! PROBLEMS SOLVED.

So we're in an underwater city?

GO KILL ANDREW RYAN.

>>5033596
Now he needs to be a gentleman and knock upon the door, requesting to see the Master of the house when it is answered.

>>5033596
Who's awesome? You're awesome!

>>5033510
This. Plus, start punching shit that's in the way. It always worked for us before. Use catpire powers on anyone who tries to attack us.

>>5033596

Goddamn, what a smooth motherfucker.

Now it's time to get down to business. Start looking for some people to get some information.

Check the door to ensure there is not a vast ocean waiting just beyond it, than punch it open and announce yourself.

No matter what else we do, ensure that we make it quite clear that we are...

a) MOTHER FUCKING RUDY.
and
b) HERE TO FUCK SHIT UP.

Interrogate door.

Knock politely upon the Door and introduce yourself.

for you are as >>5033670 pointed out

a) MOTHER FUCKING RUDY.
and
b) HERE TO FUCK SHIT UP.


I believe general plans here should be seeing to the well-being of the women, obtaining more information about the world and our arch-nemesis
and seeing that there is a lasting peace between the merfolk and the city inhabitants, possibly by Punching all people in charge to insure such peace.

Rudy takes the mermaid in his manly arms, who is temporarily stunned by the sudden proximity to manliness. He then proceeds to knock on the door politely.

There is no response.

He kicks the door down and rushes in with his wives close behind - just as the mermaid regains her senses and screams in objection!

MOTHERFUCKING RUDY
HERE TO FFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFUUUUUUCCCKK

>just as the mermaid regains her senses and screams in objection!

Women.

>>5033824
Dual wield the fish monsters and use them to fight the big guy.

Kill the Deep Ones, awaken Cthulhu, have tea with Cthulhu and ask some questions.

>>5033813

Give her a look that lets her know that no matter what, nothing is going to go wrong as long as we're in charge.

>>5033824
HUG CTHULHU

Rudy regains his composure and introduces himself.

I AM MOTHERFUCKING RUDY, A SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER! HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE DAY, SIR? I HOPE I AM NOT INTRUDING BUT WE ARE SOMEWHAT UNSURE OF OUR LOCATION. MIGHT WE SIT AWHILE AND TALK AS ONE GENTLEMAN TO ANOTHER?

>>5033824
Don't punch cthulhu.

That would be ungentlemanly and he hasn't done anything to you, has he?

>>5033824
FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>5033824
Ask him if he would like some tea and for plesant conversation.

>>5033848

This.

It doesn't take much of a gentleman to know that Cthulhu is a terrible, evil being.

YES, WE WILL PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF CTHULHU

Have an orgy with your wives and Cthulhu.

>>5033872

That would be ungentlemanly as Cthulhu has less than or equal the number of wives that we have.

This whole thing is pretty fishy. Don't just flounder around, fin-ish them off!
KEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>5033870
How would you know if Cthulhu is evil? The only one's saying it are crazy sand niggers and equally crazy swamp niggers. Who would you believe, Cthulhu himself or some niggers?

>>5033870

This is not some lonely abandoned tiki god. Cthulhu deserves at least a modicum of respect.

In any case, if Rudy truly is some sort of Armageddon Factory they no doubt have quite a lot in common.

O, I get it. This is one of those "Did you just punch out Cthulhu?" moments and we're doing it literally.

Devour his heart! gain his power!

>>5033833
Fuck yes. Then have tea.

Demand an apology from Cthulhu, he has clearly stressed our harem!

How un-gentlemanly of him!

>>5033824

You there, with the madness inducing physiology! Knock it off!

>animooted

Rudy gives the panicked mermaid a reassuring look.

>MERMAID CALYPSO HAS JOINED THE PARTY

That said, Rudy can't punch or throw things right now! He's carrying a lady!

>>5033941
Stop making me gay for him.

>>5033848

>>5033941
Rudy throws the Mermaid up in the air, ripping his shirt open so the buttons fly off and brain the Deep Ones surrounding Cthulhu. He catches the mermaid again and, slinging her over his bare chest, tells her to hold on tight.

>>5033941

Hand Calypso to wives, proceed to FUCK SHIT UP.

Give Cthulhu a reassuring look.

Then talk to an empty part of the room as if it is a huge horrible monster about to attack our friend Cthulhu. "Convince" this invisible monster that Cthulhu is really an upstanding chap and he really shouldn't kill him and eat his face.

Tell the monster to clear off an leave everyone Cthulhu and everyone else alone or else, so help him, Ruby will put down the mermaid.

Having seen off the invisible most ruby then winks to Cthulhu (Bluff skill being stretched to the max) and says there is no need for thanks, treasure will do nicely...

>>5033980
Also see if they would enjoy a conversation about the current economic downturn.

>>5033972
We can't put down a woman, that would be DISRESPECTFUL, and everyone knows Rudy wields his power solely due to the HONOR he carries within him.

>>5033972
This. Dual wiel the deep ones. Then have tea.

>>5033980

What the fuck do we need treasure for? we're motherfucking Rudy. Deception is hardly gentlmanly.

>MERMAID CALYPSO HAS JOINED THE PARTY

Rudy makes a mental note that when he returns to civilization he must construct a steampunk fish-bowl walker so she can operate outside of water. Heat rays optional but highly recommended.

Lay down the fucking law right now. Tell Cthulu and his Sharkacon friends to Leave the mermaid's people alone or there's gonna be a whole lot of punchin goin on!

>>5034009

Dracula decieved like a bitch though...

>>5033980
>ruby

wat.

Rudy proceeds to politely introduce himself and start up a conversation.
>"I AM MOTHERFUCKING RUDY, A SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER! HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE DAY, SIR? I HOPE I AM NOT INTRUDING BUT WE ARE SOMEWHAT UNSURE OF OUR LOCATION. MIGHT WE SIT AWHILE AND TALK AS ONE GENTLEMAN TO ANOTHER?"

The two monsters are slightly taken aback by this loud manly voice, but want nothing of it. They don't seem to understand English!

Behind them, the great monster seems to awaken, its tentacles writhing and strange appendage spreading

>>5034006

True. Looks like we'll have to throw her up in the air, Punch some Cthulhu ass, then catch her gingerly.

>>5034049
draw a picture in the ground of Rudy and Cthulhu enjoyinh tea.

Repeat our introduction to Cthulhu. Hopefully, his Old One telepathy will allow him to understand us.

>>5034049
Did...did we just seduce Cthulhu?

>>5034049
WELL THERE GOES DIPLOMACY.

LET'S PUNCH OUT CTHULHU.

>>5034051
I demand shirt-ripping. The buttons could ping out and smash through the skulls of the guards, leaving us ready to sling Calypso over our shoulder and get on with the bare-chested punchan.

>>5034078
what do you mean? he understood us perfectly, he is merely signaling his manservant to bring out the fine china that we may sit and talk.

No need to attack yet. None of the monsters have done anything ungentlemanly to the best of our knowledge.

Calypso said that they are raiders, but the situation may be more complicated than that.

does rudy shit scones and piss tea?

>>5033971

This.

Let's roll, bro
>>5034120

>>5034098
No
>>5034082
This