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Ah the evolution of the fantasy dwarf female. Tolkien, tired and drunk, realizes he has been using the wrong pronoun during his description of a bearded dwarf, and thus began the tails of bearded female dwarves. Fantasy enthusiasts, unwilling to counter the might of Tolkien declare dwarven women to have large breasts to make them more distinguishable. Modern fantasy, strong enough to challenge the Cult of Tolkien, stop depicting female dwarves with beards. As a concession, some declare the dwarven female to still be bearded, in a more private manner. |