Cool story, bro.

Be a little girl. No one will ever expect that.

Fucking champions. Punch our way out!

Spanish inquisition. We must be a member of the spanish inquisition.

>>5023533
What if we grow horns and scales?

rolled 26 = 26

>>5023539
You do so, punching a hole between the planes to the mortal world

>>5023533
A halfling with any luck a wizard will give you a ring of power.

Did we have any virgin sacrifices lined up? perhaps we could possess one of them.

>>5023555
Brilliant! Nobody will EVER expect it!

enter mortal world, seek out a temple that worshipped me/us/whatever.

Find someone to possess. It's time to begin our reign.

Gnoll. What are you doing and why doesnt it involve Moonleaf?

Everything goes white and you feel your power slipping away. You need a physical body or you'll dissipate into nothingness! Quick! Choose a form!

Just give it up Gnoll. Come up with some better ideas, get better at art, etc. This whole thing is just getting ridiculous now.

LITTLE GIRL

>>5023569

Go through the whole. Give a cry of unspeakable anguish and fury as we do so. First impressions are important you know, and who knows where we're going to end up.

>>5023602
This one was thought up by /tg/ and blessed by Xom himself. I will not yield!

>>5023600
he decided to stop moonleafs quest

>>5023601

A little girl.

Take the form of the champion. We shall destroy his good name!

>>5023610
MONSTROUS-YET-MOÉ LITTLE GIRL.

>>5023600
Moonleaf is DEAD. D:<

>>5023601
Take over a dog! Simple creatures are taken over easily and we may use the cuteness to regain our worshippers!

>>5023631
>>5023624
>>5023634
/tg/ cannot produce good quests anymore.

>>5023601

Form of...A skeleton!

>>5023601
Demonspawn with yourself as an ancestor.

Become a harmless looking old man. it is the only way

>>5023601
Staypuft marshmallow man!

>>5023640
How could you not want to hug this?

>>5023601
A housecat. You can be unassuming, but still kill commoners.

Take the form of our sacred animal, whatever that may be.

The manliest form known to man, MOTHERFUCKING RUDY!

>>5023684
Cynder?

You are now the little girl... of evil.

>>5023704
How could I forget the picture, dammit!

LITTLE GIRL!

NOTHING IS MORE EVIL AND CRUEL THAN A LITTLE GIRL!

>>5023701
It is delicious cynder. I must eat it.

>>5023713
Look around for things to kill. We need some experience to get our powers back.

Moonleaf quest v2
Just stop.

Add Quests: Regain our godhood, Get revenge.

>>5023713
Oh shit it's Alma.

>>5023728
No we are weak we must use deseption.

>>5023713
wonderful... not like it could be anything clever. Noooooooooo, /tg/ needs something else to fap to.

Ask around. Where are we. What day is this? What must be done for a mortal to regain godhood. WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE NOT BOWING DOWN IN WORSHIP!?

First point of order is to get rid of that church by any means necessary.
Or, even better, convert it to a church of us. More followers means more power.

Find secluded spot. Test out what remains of our power.

>>5023737

>>5023757

build up our power, show it off. Get people to follow our God (who is really us.)

sergal.

INQUIRE GOD STATUS OF LOCAL MORTALS

IF RESPONSE IS NEGATIVE, DESTROY

Lets find a little girl of similar height and build, murder her, and take her clothing.

Pick up 600 rocks and throw them.

>>5023792
Fuck clothes. Armor.

Determine our current mystical capabilities, IE: Find out if we've lost any powers.

Then acquire clothing and set about covertly bringing the local countryside under our control.

Lets manifest ourselves some clothes. See how much of our power remains.

Test any remaining powers.

>>5023792
Find an old couple knock on there door and pretend to be a helpless orphan allow them to give you shelter and clothing.

>>5023779
>>5023796
God Power Status: Lacking.

Acquire clothing by means of testing out potentially retained powers.

>>5023825
YES!

ARMOR!

GET ARMOR!

Obtain bladed object.

>>5023860
Scythe. We need a scythe.

>>5023847

Fuck. Find another little girl. Murder her. Take her clothes. The murder might help restore our powers, and then we wont be so naked like a feeble mortal.

Scythes are fun.

Take every step possible to ensure our survival once the inevitable bands of low-level adventurers show up.

Possibly using a suit of armor as a puppet or something.

>>5023853
We're a god. We obviously have plot armor, and anything else is covered by the fact that we are naked, which gives an immense defensive boon.

Ask around. Find out where we are. We need to get to one of our churches and recieve some sacrifices or something right away.

Try grabbing something through the hole we came from. Our violent burst through probably left a little scarring on space time.

>>5023847

Start off with small evil. Kick a puppy. Steal an apple.

>>5023846
agreed
old people are so expliotable.

Find GREAT CHAMPION OF LIGHT who slew you. Make him fall in love with you, make him your puppet, then, after many years of adventuran' and wedlock, murder him.

Go on epic quest to try to regain our power by murdering spree. Trying to start small and working our way up.

Fail miserably even trying to kill so much as a house cat.

Epic quest for regaining evil murder god powers accidently has us meet shining paladin. We attempt to use him and abuse his kindness.

Accidently turn into a good little girl along the way and give up on regaining evil murder god status and just be a good little girl and live a happy life with our paladin friend.

Paladin friend actually turns out to be the one that dethroned us. He'll never find out we were the murder god.

>>5023869
>>5023820
Convenient.

Go to nearby house, kill person, steal clothes, put clothes on wrong cause we never wore them before

STRANGLE HER WITH HER OWN PICKED FLOWERS

>>5023914
walk up to her faking tears.

>>5023920

Strangle her with her own feeble braids!

RAPE HER

>>5023914
Do something depraved.

>>5023914

Make sure to cannibalize her after killing her, to get rid of the evidence.

Also, keep her hair with you, just in case.

We should at least try to kill her with whatever god powers we have left over. They would at least be enough to kill a child, right?
If not, break her neck.

>>5023914
Other than simply being a terrible and cruel dark god, what was our portfolio? Do something in line with those ideals.

Ask if she wants to play.

If she accepts, lead her to a cliff face or climb the tree.

The perfect disguise.

We can kill her later

Desption is the way to go.

>>5023914

Befriend her!
Our first minion!

>>5023914
use powers to turn next flower she tries to pick into bloodthirsty monster.

>>5023974
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.

Hey Gnoll, just a reminder. Let us know when you're calling it a night, ok?

>>5023920
>>5023928
>>5023931
>>5023943
Having had the power of a god for so long, you've never really known the simple joy of bare handed child murder.

In a sudden twist, convince the girl that you are a god using nothing but your mysteriously high charisma stat, allowing her to form your first church.

befriend the crap out of her. ask for clothes.

>>5024009
Woo, FAIL!

>>5024008
DEVOUR HER SOUL ESSENCE BEFORE IT ESCAPES!

>>5024008
booooooooooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

>>5024008

Absorb her essence and disguise yourself as her.

Head to parent's house!

>>5024018

Consume her soul!

>>5024008

NAKED bare hand child murder

>>5024008

Is she sitting on her face, strangling her, or both?

>>5024008
daugther, im disapoint.

seriously. wtf.

capture whatever we can from her death, drag body to further away from city, bury it.

>>5024008
Go find a sharp object and sacrifice her to ourselves.

>>5024008

Steal clothes
Wear hair as wig
wander into town to find her family

Loot soul.
Consume soul.
Loot corpse.
Consume corpse.

Keep hair.

Wait wait wait. I got one. Raise minion from death to serve in new army of undeath!

>>5024018
>>5024035
>>5024040
1 HUMAN SOUL acquired. You feel slightly more powerful.

>>5024008

MENTAL NOTE
When i am a God again, i should strangle a child once a week or so.

in b 4 soul vore

Test limit of power now.
Try to raise corpse as an undead minion.

Steal clothes, find lone holyman, slay, steal soul. Rinse, repeat.

>>5024113
TOO SLOW

>>5024099

Great idea: Wear head as cap.

>>5024099

Fuck yes, lets see what we can do with it. Manifest some clothing.

Okay, so, we eat human souls, and we get more powerful. This is a good thing.
This town shall be wiped off the map. It is a necessary sacrifice to make, for our continued existence and growth of our power.
>Begin killing everyone.

>>5024099
now that we have her soul lets question her on our where abouts and get a general idea of where we are.

>>5024099
NAIL HER BODY TO THE TREE
MANIFEST ARMOUR WITH THE POWER FROM HER SOUL

>>5024099

Good, now disguise yourself and find the parents!

We're still weak and need a safe house.

Take clothes. wait til nightfall. pick off night guard patrol and other assorted stragglers one by one.

>>5024129

We'll want to keep a low profile though. Lets keep things small until we've re-established our powerbase. We don want the greatchampion coming back to soon.

>>5024129
I think people might get suspicions long before we've aquired enough to become powerful.

We are too weak to manifest clothing. If one soul was all it took too manifest clothing, no sentient living being would buy clothing! they'd all just manifest it!

wtf are we, chaotic evil?

bury her body or burn it. get clothes, check spell list and status screen.

this is gettin creepy real fast.

gather some flowers while we're at whatever we're doing. To throw off suspicion.

Get clothes and test powers.

Not being naked anymore will allow you to slip amongst the villagers without arousing as much suspicion... or pedophiles.

>>5024179
DO HO HO

>>5024179

Ask around. what is the status of our cult? Have all our old followers fallen? What of the champion? where is he. we'll need to know that for revenge.

... ATTRACT PEDOPHILES! SOULS DELICIOUS

>>5024158
>wtf are we, chaotic evil?

>You are a dark god, terrible and cruel

>>5024179

Screw dat noise!
Lure out Pedos Hanson Style
DEVOUR SOULS.

>>5024179

Put a bow in hair to look even more adorable.

Find Parents/Authority Figures!

>>5024179
Reconnoiter villagers, and begin looking for those who are isolated enough to sacrifice to... uh, well, me.

Also if anyone asks who I am or where I came from, make up a proper name, parents killed tragically.

Did I dispose of the body? If not, GO BACK AND DO IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

>>5024179
Ask around the town
Where we are?
Who rules the town?
What kind of defences they have?
Any news that may intrest us?

Okay, here's the perfectly evil plan:

Get a large stick. Shove it up the girl's ass. Reanimate her.

She is now your lawful evil blackguard.

>>5024220
Are you implying something about Blackguards?

Lemmie guess. PB is gonna be Xoms chosen avatar in this campaign?

>>5024227

Yeah.

That they're exactly like paladins.

Except evil.

>>5024220

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA~!!!

Choose class: Fighter.

YES. An ex-dark god little girl fighter. DO IT.

NO. if we are chaotic evil god, we should be necromancer.

raise dead, attack village, consume souls and raise more deads.

Roll some gather info. Lets learn some shit.

>>5024207
>>5024158
>Dispose of body
Power regained: Disintegration Beam; a strong opponent will shrug it off, but the chance of saving against it decreases with damage.

Ok. We're on a search.

To find ourselves.

>>5024275
Can we talk to the little girl's soul maybe we can prod her for information.

>>5024275

Disintegrate entire town. No one should be above level 2.

>>5024275

Outstanding. Look around. See if we can find any small woodland creatures to disintigrate and steal the souls of.

Then lets go around find out where we are and why people arent worshipping the fuck out of us.

>>5024275
Woo, purple laser death!
Go get some information, then try it out on some local guardsmen.

Yah. Let's see what's shakin' in the town.

Let us examine Gnoll's moral compass:
Slime having sex with teenage girl NO WAY THAT IS WRONG
Little girl strangling another little girl to death SURE THAT IS FINE TWO PANELS
Gotta pick your battles I guess.

>>5024313

Sush. 4chan is wearing him down, thats all.

>>5024300
I think you can only soul steal if you strangle someone to death. This beam probably either does not inflict damage or kill instantly.

>>5024313

PORN IS A HORRIBLE TOOL OF THE DEVIL BUT VIOLENCE IS REQUIRED!

I morph down into a demonic shape; with the power to disguise myself as anything I need to.

Ability Scores

STR: 19

DEX: 20

CON : 23

INT: 22

WIS: 18

CHA: 14

Additionally, as spell-like abilities I have at will : Darkness, Dancing Lights, Blasphemy, Control Humanoid (up to level 15 only) Create Fire, Create Cold, Summon Tanar'ri, Confusion, Hold Monster, Hold Person

2x a day : Wall of Fire, Fireball

1x day: Teleport Without Error; Planeshifting

Into town you go... stealthily.

>>5024313
You weren't in control of the slime!

>>5024363

Find a homeless person.

Torture him for information.

Devour his soul.

>>5024363

Guy in Window! Spy in on him!

meh. go to village, interact innocently with people. ask for food and worship, do a moe face if negated, kill people if ignored

>>5024363
Why stealthily? Walk in casually. The best way to go unnoticed is to act like you belong there.

Reconnoiter villagers, and begin looking for those who are isolated enough to sacrifice to myself. Especially pedos. They'll be easy to isolate from the others.

Smile and be charming if confronted.

>>5024382

This. We are the little girl after all. Who would possible suspect us?

Knock at that door on the left.
Dark-colored clothes on the occupant may indicate evil leanings. We may need an ally.

Otherwise, someone wearing black is usually either
A) A widow, possibly without any family in the area.
B) Religious, and would know how gods come to be. Our memory of how we did it last time is no doubt bad. It was a long time ago, and a lot has happened since then.

Peeping Tom the shit outta' that winder!

>>5024403

Mo' like peeping Xom, amirite?

>>5024400
This

>>5024414
god I hope not

Run up to the man outside while crying. Sob and tell him that you lost your kitty and you need his help finding her. lead him out to a secluded area and disintegrate him/ siphon his soul.

Nobody seems to notice you. It looks like a basic rural farming village with basic rural farmers.

>>5024441

Excellent...

>>5024440
still do this anyways.

what god kicked us btw?

we should MAKE a temple for our followers. UNLESS we got some kind of minion, we gotta convince them to do our bidings.

>>5024441
>>5024400

Good, we have infiltrated. Do this!

>>5024440

Do this, then find out where the fuck all our old followers went. Our best bet to regain power is to reabsorb what was left of our old power-base.

>>5024441
Investigate town. We need to see what kind of resources we have here. No evil genius got his start on pure destructive magic power alone.

Get a feel for the layout of the town.

Begin going to farms. Locate isolated farmers. Consume their souls and bodies for power.

Slowly wipe out the entire village. Watch out for pesky hero types.

>>5024441
Hrm. That man ignores us, yet has a pedophiles mustache.

>>5024491
wipe out MOST of the village

leave several alive to torture/brainwash into servanthood.

ask the villager if he can help you find your mommy.

Fuck I'm gonna go sleep and miss another awesome looking story. Sigh.
Last night I saw only half of the cat with the punching glove :(

>>5024508
I guarantee you someone archived the thread on suptg

Although we should be looking for a safe haven, the consensus seems to be go huntin'

>>5024508
that was pretty awesome. Im just killing time in here in hopes Rudy part 2 starts sometime tonight

>>5024440
do this, hope to get minion raising spell (please be golems) and try to trick people into worshiping you

>>5024514
I support the base building idea. However we need it somewhere a bit more... appropriately themed for an evil citadel than this rural farm.

>>5024524
We don't so much need a base as we need a temporary safe spot. Asking for lodging, eating a few souls, and moving on seems like a wise idea if we don't want to attract attention.

>>5024524
we will MAKE it appropriated.

and frankly, if its a farmland. we wont need to worry w feeding of minions and the likes for quite some time.

so far we can get worshippers, then some more power, if we get minions we can make a small castle and dig a dungeon. its a exxxxelent start.

>>5024563
Also they are farmers which means they are very good at hard labour. You could just got Saruman's way and deforest the area to make war machines.

After you have worshippers and established a secure power base, of course.

Still with us gnoll? Let us know if your falling asleep on us.

This village will fall or be taken over or transformed into an evil stronghold, it's not really clear... NEXT TIME ON GOD QUEST: QUEST FOR GODHOOD!

>>5024625
Do you have narcolepsy?

>>5024625

Yay!

Off to a good start Gnoll. Hows it feeling? Any idea when the next one's going to be?

>>5024625
Well so far I would consider this a success.

>>5024651
NOT A CLUE!
>>5024633
No, it's 2am here.

>>5024660
I suggest you do the next one tomorrow. I want more.

>>5024581
>your

>>5024666

Agreed. More godquest is good godquest.

Thanks Gnoll. See you next time. Decent start, hope it picks up.

>>5024660
We need minions its hard to rule and entire planet by yourself. Maybe there are some potential canditates in this town.

You should work on the setting in the offtime, Gnoll. Figure out the answer to all of our questions and more.

>>5024625
Nexet time on QUEST FOR GODHOOD: We pick an appropriate visage once the little girl is no longer needed.

You can't kill the Messiah.

I think this was better than the Moonleaf quest.

>>5024694
Well I think this IS what gnoll does with his free time.

My advice is get a friend of yours to create a setting or just get /tg/ to. We did pretty well with the tropical island setting.

reborn as a carpenters son....as i grow, so does my power, i use them to perform "miracles" as the mortals call them at first, drawing people to from all over the land, turning them into slaves through rhetoric and petty stories and alegories. eventually my power will return fully, and i can shed this mortal coil, until then i shall continue to grow my "congregation" and bend them to my will.

Finally, it seems you have found your niche.

We seriusly need to learn more about the religius and political situation of the area. find out about any cults and religions around. We need to learn what happened to all our old followers. They have failed us, after all, we should punish them. Also, we need to learn where the champion is, to get REVENGE!

Gnoll, start off next time with a recap and quest log, to get us going right.

>>5024738
Agreed when we get our power we must schedule an apoclypse at least one or two continents. Then we could rebuild them to our liking. Speaking of which having our own race might be fun.

i dunno guys i kind of liked tau quest.

>>5024908

Tau quest was awesome. Thank Xom for giving it to us.