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  • File : 1246085551.png-(21 KB, 800x600, 28.png)
    21 KB RUDY QUEST, PART 2 Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:52 No.5014203  
    Continued from >>5014091
    >LAST TIME WE SAW OUR HERO HE HAD JUST PUNCHED IN A SHRINE'S TEETH AND READJUSTED HIS CRAVAT.
    AND NOW THE CONCLUSION.

    Rudy enters the shrine into complete darkness. Being too man to carry a torch, he stumbles through an endlessly long pitchblack tunnel... untill he is met by a strange light.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:54 No.5014216
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    An immense cave complex greets him with a dim light. Treasures upon treasures line a path to a fucking huge flight of stairs.
    At the very top a platform on which the light focuses.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:57 No.5014241
    touch nothing, go up the stairs.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)02:57 No.5014244
    I saw this in a movie once. Kill the dam monkey. Then get the lamp
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:58 No.5014253
    search treasures for 3 rings of equal value
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:58 No.5014255
    Climb the stairs. What do we care for treasure? We'll punch that hurdle when we come to it.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:59 No.5014261
    >>5014216
    Walk up the stairs manly like. You fucking own these stairs. Everything in this joint belongs to you.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:01 No.5014279
    dont take any of it
    its all allready yours, why move it to prove that?
    maybe look for thee equal rings, but nary more than a gaze, they are only women after all
    stride those stairs, you manly man
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:02 No.5014289
    oh shit! I see three rings of equal value. Snag that shit.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:02 No.5014293
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>5014216
    That pillow holds 3 rings. Are they of equal value? Or did some faggot mix 'em up?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:04 No.5014307
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    Rudy decides to leave the treasure for now and walks up the stairs. He OBVIOUSLY has no trouble at all.
    On the platform is another platform; A solid gold statuette rests upon it!
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)03:05 No.5014314
    >>5014293
    I THOUGHT WE AGREED THAT WE WOULD PUNCH RINGS OUT OF OBSIDIAN.

    BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT A MAN DOES.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 06/27/09(Sat)03:05 No.5014318
    >>5014307
    shit looks stupid, loot EVERYTHING and run.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)03:06 No.5014327
    >>5014314
    We would need gemstones.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:06 No.5014329
    >>5014307
    This has temple of doom written all over it. Punch the totem then get the hell out, grabbing the rings on the way
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:06 No.5014330
    Punch the pedestal so hard that it breaks the trap that's no doubt lurking inside. Proceed to take all the loot.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:06 No.5014333
    >>5014307
    What a garish knick-knack. Do we even need that shit?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:07 No.5014339
    >>5014307

    PUNCH THAT SHIT EATING GRIN OFF THAT FUCKING STATUE'S FACE!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:09 No.5014367
    >>5014329
    >>5014318

    Really? Run away? Are we some kind of woman? Cause last I checked we were a suave fucking motherfucker. and suave motherfuckers don't run from shit. We don't take shit from no one, we fucking punch the shit out of whatever comes.

    If theres a trap we'll just punch our way out of it. Like a man.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:11 No.5014384
    >>5014333
    Seriously. Our manly aura has already claimed this quaint little horde, no need to bother ourselves looting everything like some kleptomaniac. Besides, we have a volcano to fuck up.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:12 No.5014393
    >>5014307
    PUNCH OUT THE UGLY
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:13 No.5014402
    >>5014384
    >Horde
    Fuck me, hoard.
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)03:14 No.5014413
    >>5014384
    THIS MAN SPEAKS TRUTH.

    THAT VOLCANO STILL TAUNTS OUR MASSIVE MAN SHAFT'S POTENCE. WE MUST FUCK IT UP. AND THEN MAYBE FUCK UP BARON VON WHATSHISNAME.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:14 No.5014415
    grab statue and 3 rings of equal value
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:16 No.5014443
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    Rudy PUNCHES THAT PIECE OF SHIT RIGHT THROUGH THE FUCKING PLATFORM
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:17 No.5014450
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    FUCK.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:18 No.5014463
    >>5014443

    Now... where did that volcano go?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:20 No.5014489
    >>5014450

    Search the treasure for anything useful. If there's nothing that looks worth taking, move on.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:21 No.5014491
    >>5014450

    Screw it. Punch our way down there and punch the statue for trying to run away from us.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:21 No.5014496
    >>5014491

    I second this motion.
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)03:24 No.5014511
    Also, did anyone archive the old thread?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:24 No.5014517
    humm i guess since were up with the punching we should punch through the stairs to get the solid gold statuette, then punch the rings into your pocket.(leave ring pillow mangled).
    >> Ryx 06/27/09(Sat)03:25 No.5014523
    >>5014511

    I did.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:25 No.5014525
    >>5014491
    The damn statue is small-time, we have a fucking volcano that has not yet been made our bitch.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:27 No.5014535
    put the three rings on your punchin' hand to make your punches that much more powerful. Then, when you get back, if the rings are still intact, have the girls suck them off your fingers.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:27 No.5014539
    >>5014517

    I believe you mean, "Leave the ring pillow immensly satisfied"
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:28 No.5014543
    >>5014525

    For all we know we could find a tunnel that leads to the secret volcano lair of that Darkbeing guy. Then we can punch him and the volcano AT THE SAME TIME.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:30 No.5014567
    >>5014543
    Well we're probably not going to find it dicking around with some goddamn statue.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:30 No.5014568
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    >animooted

    Suddenly, everything begins to rumble!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:31 No.5014574
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    >I AM THE GOD-KING OF THIS VULCANO. WHO DARES DISRUPT MY DOMAIN?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:32 No.5014582
    PUNCH THIS FUCKER! DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)03:33 No.5014587
    >>5014574
    MY NAME IS RUDY, MOTHERFUCKER. AND I AM HERE TO FUCK YOUR SHIT UP.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:33 No.5014590
    >>5014568
    So how many punches is this gonna take, fellows? My money's on two.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:34 No.5014596
    fuck-up the God-king....Verbally?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:34 No.5014597
    Punch him so hard he flies through the side of the volcano and then lands by the crash site. Then you can break his head open and use it as a shelter or something.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:34 No.5014599
    >>5014590

    I've got THREE RINGS OF EQUAL VALUE bet on just the one.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:34 No.5014600
    >>5014574
    "Sir, I am Rudy. You have the count of 3 to succumb to my manliness before I introduce you to my fists. One..."
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:36 No.5014612
    >>5014574
    Well fuck me.
    Tell him who the fuck we are, it's the least we could before we punch the fuck out of him.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:39 No.5014637
    THE TEETH ARE THE WEAKPOINT
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:40 No.5014641
    >>5014637

    Quick! Punch them for massive damage!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:42 No.5014654
    >>5014574
    Finally, a boss fight!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:42 No.5014658
    new idea:
    punch out teeth
    get inside head
    take control
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:43 No.5014664
    >>5014658

    Second.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:45 No.5014674
    If we can just instantly kick this guy's ass, then it means the protagonist is a total Mary Sue (like he wasn't already), instantly losing my appeal to the Quest.

    He can redeem his Sueness by not being able to effortlessly curb-stomp the guy.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:46 No.5014689
    >>5014674
    Mary Sue-ishness doesn't really apply if the story doesn't take itself seriously. It's exhibition.
    >> Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 06/27/09(Sat)03:46 No.5014691
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    >>5014674

    He's been a Mary Sue since the beginning, bro.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:47 No.5014698
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    >>5014674

    Nonsense. He's clearly just a Solar Exalt. They punch everything and then use Manliness and Suaveness to charm the shit out of people they don't feel like fucking up.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:48 No.5014703
    >>5014637
    GO FOR THE EYES, BOO! GO FOR THE EYES!

    my money is on the eyes.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:48 No.5014704
    >>5014674

    I think your missing the whole point. Namely, that we are one Mr. Rudy, who doesnt take shit from no one and fucks shit up. We came into this world punching, and by god we're going to make sure that anything that gets in our way is going to go out with a punch to. If they don't go down, well, then I guess we'll just have to try harder.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:48 No.5014708
    >>5014691
    Well yeah, but so far it's just been cool. But when he can fuck up a god without breaking a sweat, it crosses the line and becomes obnoxious, (>>5014689) whether the story takes itself seriously or not.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:50 No.5014726
    >>5014708
    How do you know that thing is actually a god?
    stfu and try to stop people from enjoying the thread.
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)03:51 No.5014729
    >>5014674
    GOD OR DEMON
    WHAT AM I?
    IT'S TIME FOR ME TO CHOOSE MY PATH.
    THE POWER OF
    MY GODHAND
    NO EVILDOER WILL GET PAST.

    Let's change it up.
    >DRAGON KICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:51 No.5014730
    >>5014708

    If we can fuck up this god, then clearly he aint no big deal of a god. Besides its already been foreshadowed that we're like, the apocolypse incarnate or something.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:53 No.5014750
    >>5014730
    yeah, we DID come from an ancient box. we're an ARTIFACT asskicker.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:53 No.5014752
    Obviously, we need to claim godhood for ourselves, then charm ALL the bunnies!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:54 No.5014756
    >>5014729
    we should slap him and challenge him to a duel in a ridiculously manly way.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:54 No.5014760
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    >I AM RUDY
    >AND YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS TO SUBMIT TO MY MANLINESS

    >ANI-FUCKING-MOOTED
    >> Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 06/27/09(Sat)03:55 No.5014774
    >>5014760

    START PUNCHING. EVERYWHERE!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:55 No.5014776
    >>5014752

    ADD TO SIDEQUESTS:
    BECOME GOD OF SEX AND MANLINESS...AND PUNCHING
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:56 No.5014780
    >>5014774
    gb2/dammit/ Hiro
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:56 No.5014781
    >>5014776

    I think we're allready there, friend. I think we're allready there.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:56 No.5014785
    >>5014760
    ...And, that's my cue. Rudy is now, in my personal and highly subjective opinion, a Mary Sue. I will now abandon the thread and leave the rest of you to enjoy it, as you apparently can do so much better than me.
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)03:57 No.5014790
    >>5014752
    That's just unnecessary. We have three women already. Any more is a tedious task.
    >>5014760
    FUCK YEAH.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:57 No.5014791
    >>5014785

    Have fun. If you're at all capable.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:58 No.5014797
    Right. Now. Where did we put those rings?
    >> Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 06/27/09(Sat)03:58 No.5014798
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    >>5014785
    >WHINE WHINE WHINE
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)03:58 No.5014799
    >>5014785
    And nothing of value was lost.
    >RUDY KICKS DICKWAD IN THE NUTS.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:59 No.5014804
    >>5014785
    He isnt worthy of RuDys manlyness
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:59 No.5014807
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    It looks like the vulcano is collapsing!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:00 No.5014815
    >>5014760
    Climb up and go inside his mouth!
    I bet there's more to this motherfucker
    find the truth behind him AND PUNCH IT SENSELESS
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:01 No.5014819
    >>5014807

    oh fuck no. Punch the shit out of any rubble that dares collapse on us.

    And grab the rings while we're at it. Its time to marry us some bitches.
    >> Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 06/27/09(Sat)04:01 No.5014822
    >>5014807

    GRAB THE THREE RINGS OF EQUAL VALUE AND BOLT OUT OF THERE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:01 No.5014823
    >>5014785
    so, it's some kind of new, composite mary-sue? who, exactly, is viewing themselves as rudy?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:01 No.5014824
    >>5014807
    Casually stroll out, grabbing those rings on the way. Rudy isn't going to let some pussy of a volcano get the better of him.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:02 No.5014828
    I'm confused why exactly is Rudy getting married?
    What's the motive there?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:02 No.5014829
    >>5014819

    I thought Rudy would be the kind of guy who is way too manly to be sated by only 3 women. Why would he want to marry them?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:03 No.5014836
    Grab the rings and punch your way out!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:03 No.5014839
    Move leisurely, until it seems like the volcano will actually crush him unless he picks up the pace. Adjust pace accordingly, so he struts out the entrance JUST as a huge cloud of dust comes billowing out.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:03 No.5014840
    humm all i can see are 2 choices Lung at the god-king and beat him till the volcano stops...or take the three rings and tell the GOD-KING OF THIS VULCANO to stop, exsploding.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:03 No.5014847
    >>5014829

    Cause we are fucking suave. Thats why. Why did you think we were after the rings of equal value in the first place?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:05 No.5014854
    >>5014847

    To sell them so he can get robotic arms for more punching.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:06 No.5014863
    >>5014854

    Why the fuck would we need robot arms? You can't punch shit with robot arms. Our punching fists are the endall beall of punching technology.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:06 No.5014864
    >>5014854
    pshht, like any suave gentleman would want robotic arms. A real man fights with his own hands.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:07 No.5014867
    I just hope that when we manage to reach the exit there's a badass explosion to jump away from in the manliest way possible.
    >> Ryx 06/27/09(Sat)04:08 No.5014881
    Fuck. I wish I could stay up and see how this ends.

    Just assume my response to everything that happens is "punch the fuck outa shit"
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)04:09 No.5014884
    >>5014867
    No, you stroll out of an explosion like a REAL gentleman.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:10 No.5014892
    >>5014867

    jump? more like walk out of completely unscathed, while spouting a one-liner
    >> Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 06/27/09(Sat)04:10 No.5014895
    >>5014884

    But running is more cinematic!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:11 No.5014899
    >>5014863

    Well what if he got a cane. Don't gentlemen need a cane to twirl about as they stroll around.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:11 No.5014905
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    Rudy snatches up the three rings as he runs out, punching rocks out of the way.
    Behind him the vulcano's god-king gets buried under the rubble of his own home.
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)04:12 No.5014909
    >>5014892
    While doing something equally badass. Like putting on sunglasses, or in our case, adjusting our monocle.
    "Looks like that volcano..."
    *adjusts monocle*
    "...couldn't take the heat."
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:13 No.5014923
    >>5014905
    That's not very manly way to escape.

    >>5014791
    Funny thing is, judging from how most threads attract people who hate whatever subject is talked about, none of us can apparently have much fun unless it's Crazy Awesome, like this. Just sayin'.

    Crazy Awesome, that's what the guy is, not a Mary Sue.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 06/27/09(Sat)04:15 No.5014938
    >>5014909

    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!

    airboat.jpg
    >>  06/27/09(Sat)04:15 No.5014941
    >>5014905
    >>5014923
    what?
    PUNCHING FALLING STONES NOT MAN ENOUGH FOR YOU!?
    >> Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 06/27/09(Sat)04:15 No.5014946
    >>5014923

    FUCK THAT, RUNNING IS AWESOME. REAL MEN RUN.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:16 No.5014956
    >>5014941
    He should've just walked out casually, in such a manly way that the rocks would change course mid-air to avoid hitting him.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:16 No.5014957
    >>5014946
    400 BABIES
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:16 No.5014958
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    Meanwhile, it's not looking too good on the rest of the island!
    >> Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 06/27/09(Sat)04:17 No.5014966
    >>5014958

    SAVE THE LADIES!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:18 No.5014971
    >>5014958
    Nooooooooooooo! Quick girls, make for the water or something!!
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)04:19 No.5014986
    >>5014958
    RIP OFF PLANE WING
    GRAB FUTURE WIVES
    TOSS PLANE WING INTO OCEAN
    SURF WAVE THAT COMES FROM ISLAND EXPLODING
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:23 No.5015023
    >>5014986
    this, though i think flapping the wings with our badass strenght might be a bit manlier than surfing.
    >> Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 06/27/09(Sat)04:23 No.5015026
    >>5014986

    THIS.
    HOLY SHIT THIS.
    DO THIS.
    >> Fuuka the Daemon Pirate 06/27/09(Sat)04:24 No.5015035
    >>5014958
    Escape plan.

    Get the bunnies on the plane. Pick up plane. THROW PLANE.

    Then jump after the plane and ride on top to the mainland.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:25 No.5015037
    start the plane?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:26 No.5015059
    >>5015026
    And if the wave is too much of a pussy, PUNCH THE WATER
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:28 No.5015070
    What the fuck is up with all these quests? Seriously.
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)04:28 No.5015071
    >>5015037
    We crashed that motherfucker like a real man.
    >>5015035
    This sounds pretty awesome, too. The only thing that would make that more awesome is tossing the plane at the edge of the volcano so that it explodes us into the air, and we surf along top of it, guiding the plane through sheer MANpower.

    "We can go ANYWHERE."
    >> Captain Freis 06/27/09(Sat)04:30 No.5015092
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    ALLOW ME TO DISPLAY MY APPRECIATION OF THIS THREAD BY WAY OF SHITTY MSPAINT-SCRIBBLE.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:34 No.5015121
    >>5015092
    Motherfucker is gentleMANLY
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:34 No.5015122
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    >>5015092
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:37 No.5015145
    >>5015122
    Weaver has some big tits in this pic.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:39 No.5015155
    >>5015145
    His/Her gender is always been a tad ambiguous, so everyone just imagines him/her as a girl since we're all rutty weasels.
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)04:42 No.5015173
    >>5015092
    This is my next character concept.

    Thaneborn Barbarian who acts as the party's diplomancer. And pure melee combatant.

    Monk multiclass/hybrid feat to get the unarmed strike.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:46 No.5015200
    >>5015155
    Well sure, weasel, but those are some BIG tits.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:50 No.5015236
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    >>5015200
    Blame the artist.

    He's a pervert.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:52 No.5015256
    Is it me or did Rudy call it quits for the night?
    Fucking OP, how dare he leave us at a cliffhanger!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:55 No.5015271
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    >animooted so hard
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:57 No.5015284
    >>5015092
    >OP approves
    >Last name being Mann is now canon
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)04:57 No.5015288
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    >>5015271
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:58 No.5015300
    >>5015271
    HOLY SHIT YES.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:59 No.5015312
    >>5015271
    FUCK YEAH!
    >> Fuuka the Daemon Pirate 06/27/09(Sat)05:01 No.5015334
    >>5015271
    You know..

    We had that MANLY MAN thread recently, and I laid the smack down about what a REAL MAN is. Not this stupid bullshit modern society pushes as manly, which is just encouraging people to be Neanderthals.

    No.

    A real man is a GENTLEMAN TO THE CORE. Well dressed, well groomed, polite, educated, well read. He also knows how to punch the ever living fuck out of someone if need be.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:01 No.5015336
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    >>5015271
    FUCK YES THIS IS AWESOME
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)05:01 No.5015339
    OP, I want you to know something.

    You will never feel loneliness ever again. Because I will always love you.

    BROFIST, MOTHERFUCKER.

    ...........
    ...................__
    ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
    ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
    ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
    .........\.................'...../
    ..........''...\.......... _.·´
    ............\..............(
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)05:04 No.5015357
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    >>5015334
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:04 No.5015360
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    >>5015271
    YOU HAVE ANGERED THE CRUEL WATCHER OF THE ISLE

    HE SLEEPS
    WAITING

    AND ONE DAY HE WILL SEEK HIS REVENGE ON YOUR LINE
    ON YOUR CHILDREN
    AND YOUR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN

    ONE DAY
    THAT REVENGE WILL COME
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:07 No.5015383
    >>5015360
    Giygas? Is that you?
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)05:09 No.5015397
    >>5015360
    And we will be there, to protect our children and family. Maybe not in body, but definitely in spirit. We will PUNCH YOUR GODDAMN LIGHTS OUT.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:13 No.5015434
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    >>5015383
    Earth to doofus! It's not Gigyas, it's Cjopaze!
    The evil Lovecraftian Horror behind all the madness and ungodly wrongness or RubyQuest! Now with cinnamon and sugar in every bite!
    >> Captain Freis 06/27/09(Sat)05:14 No.5015437
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    >>5015236
    Yes, I'm a pervert, I'd rather not be responsible for derailing the thread though.

    >>5015284
    Cheers, wasn't expecting that to happen in the slightest, working on a 'colored' version of the Rudy pic now.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:14 No.5015439
    >>5015434
    I still maintain its name is Perogra. Cjopaze is a stupid name.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:14 No.5015440
    Ruby's grandpa is so fucking hardcore.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:15 No.5015441
    >>5015360
    you really want to mess with Rudy's kids? Dude's gonna father a small army Catabbits with those three. And they will all inherit The Punching Gene. If one Rudy can fuck up a tiki god in one punch, imagine what several Rudys can do to you.
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)05:16 No.5015448
    >>5015434
    See, this is where Rudy would come in and BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THAT THING.

    And don't give me some bullshit about how he's dead or it's an alternate reality.

    Rudy doesn't give a shit.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:16 No.5015455
    >>5015440
    Each of those chicks bears Rudy a son. And they all end up being Ruby's fathers by doing the same woman in a quick succession.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:17 No.5015462
    >>5015236
    Would be better with ANATOMICAL DETAILS
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:19 No.5015472
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    >>5015441
    >And they will all inherit The Punching Gene.
    I can think of someone who's got a mean right hook.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:23 No.5015494
    >>5015441

    Sure, but the punching bloodline will be diluted. It'll only be enough to, say, rip Filbert in half.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:25 No.5015508
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    >Animooted

    >END OF PART 1
    This was done entirely without preperation, so it's all YOUR INPUT that made this AWESOME AS FUCK.
    THANKS FOR ENJOYING
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:27 No.5015514
    >>5015494
    dude you really need to take a Bio class that teaches about DNA and Chromosomes.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:27 No.5015516
    >>5015508
    I bet he's Exalted.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:27 No.5015519
    >>5015508
    Impromptu wedding atop a Mann-Propelled plane wing. IMPOSSIBLE WIN END!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:28 No.5015522
    >>5015508
    Aaw shucks, it was nothing.
    >> Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 06/27/09(Sat)05:28 No.5015523
    >>5015508

    FUCK YES YOU ARE AWESOME.

    I can't wait for Part 2!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:30 No.5015529
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    You guys are looking at this backwards. Trying to figure out how to get Ruby's awesomeness out of him and still account for Tom is way off.
    No, Rudy is not the ancestor of Ruby, nor of Tom.

    He is their son.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:33 No.5015539
    >>5015529
    That makes sense. I approve.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:33 No.5015540
    >>5015529
    OOHHH FUUUUCCKKK
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)05:36 No.5015562
    >>5015494
    Which is why we punched out the volcano god. As a testament to our virility. The punching gene will NEVER BE DILUTED.
    >>5015508
    No, Anon. YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS AWESOME. NO DRAWQUESTER HAS HAD THE TESTICULAR FORTITUDE TO ANIMATE THEIR QUESTS. YOU STAND AS AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL.

    I thoroughly enjoyed every second, and will now play a gentlemanly barbarian in honor of RUDY MANN, HERO OF EVERYTHING.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:37 No.5015565
    When is part two going to be? This is the best thing I've seen on all of 4chan in awhile!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:38 No.5015570
    >>5015529
    They must be proud of him.

    ...Actually, he's probably gone to adventure in order to seek acceptance from them. They always bugged him about it.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:40 No.5015575
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    >>5015570
    Tom taught him how to be manly. Ruby taught him manners.
    He's not proving anything. He's just gentlemanly as fuck.
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)05:41 No.5015586
    >>5015575
    THIS.

    RUDY HAS NO NEED TO PROVE ANYTHING TO ANYONE.

    HE JUST SPREADS THE WORD OF GENTLEMEN EVERYWHERE, LEAVING ASSHOLES RUINED IN HIS WAKE.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:44 No.5015601
    I declare this quest to be pure undiluted WIN.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:07 No.5015713
    >>5015575
    >Rudy was taught manners by someone who flips off at doctors and in that picture is sexually harassing some poor boy (They weren't even involved in any way when that picture was made)
    >Poster is implying that Ruby isn't manly (true manliness is gender-neutral)

    I'm not sure what to think of this.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:11 No.5015742
    >>5015565
    >op here
    >i have no clue
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:13 No.5015758
    >>5015742
    Well, OP, you got a name or something we can refer to you by?

    And if you have some free time coming up (if you work at all), why not do it then? /tg/'ll certainly be on the watch for you.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:18 No.5015784
    >>5015758
    We shall name him Dragonite
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:35 No.5015887
    Next time, we need to find and fuck up more tiki gods. Or wipe out a cannibal tribe. Or take the ladies on a romp through some catacombs for some lovely jewels.
    >> Revaew !!oTGdgePkBLn 06/27/09(Sat)06:36 No.5015892
    I guess I should have a name so you guys can tell my posts apart.
    How about Revaew.

    I do have some free time, so part 2 might be soon.
    >> Captain Freis 06/27/09(Sat)06:36 No.5015897
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    This took fucking forever to do. I need to use something other than paint for the pixel shading and shit.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:40 No.5015920
    >>5015892
    How soon?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:40 No.5015929
    >>5015892
    I would have gone with "Beaver", personally.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)07:05 No.5016094
    >>5015929
    You know, that made me think of Cleaver.

    Which, considering the content of this quest, is perfectly suiting.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)08:04 No.5016356
    Revaew, I'd just like you to know that I was having an absolutely shitty day before I saw this. Now I'm going to sleep with a huge smile.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)08:23 No.5016483
    Aw hellfuck, how do I always catch the tail end of Draw Quest threads like this?

    This is good for mary-sue level mentality, certainly not expecting anything deep but fun nonetheless.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)08:43 No.5016629
    I'm pleasantly surprised /tg/ is still producing awesome stuff like this. Good job everyone.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)08:45 No.5016644
    >>5015892
    How soon is soon? I missed most of this and would like to go through all of a session. It's a nice quest. A bit like Ruby Quest and Dorf Quest mixed together. About as violent and silly as Dorf Quest, but with the manners and very artistically similar to Ruby Quest.



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