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    48 KB Dorf Quest LIX Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)02:15 No.5013866  
    Old thread: >>5012009

    "Mado! Will you be my fiance?"
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:16 No.5013879
    SAY YES!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:16 No.5013881

    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:16 No.5013886

    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)02:16 No.5013888
    This is really start to freak me out.
    Nothing really really weird has happened yet.
    ...besides the characters.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:17 No.5013893
    YES goddamnit, A thousand times YES!

    then ask Xom to perform your marriage.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:19 No.5013917
    No! Ask Ra to perform your marriage.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)02:20 No.5013927
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    >then ask Xom to perform your marriage.
    That worked out so well last time.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)02:21 No.5013932
    ENOUGH with the gods.
    I swear.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)02:21 No.5013935
    Mado: Faint dead away and go straight to your happy place, denoted to observers by drool, flushing, giggles, and vaguely disturbing unconscious conversation.

    Nevada: On seeing the above, have an incredibly DAAAAAAWesome freakout.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:22 No.5013939
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:24 No.5013957

    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:25 No.5013967
    Have Mace propose to Nana.

    At some point afterwards, have Cultist "heal" Nana by taking the "I'll just keep mutating her until I mutate her back to normal" approach.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)02:25 No.5013968
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:26 No.5013974
    Oh, we've still got a few hours of evening yet. And we have no idea where this fits in with the Beardside timeframe.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)02:27 No.5013981
    I want a new character. These ones are becoming kinda boring.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)02:28 No.5013984
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    "Maaaaaan, now I really feel guilty. I mean, really. Fuck. I am such a douchebag." Lily hears Finlay mutter.

    Then, louder, he says. "Hey, Lily. Tell everyone I'm sorry, and I need to go try to fix something. If I fail... well, you'll all find out what I fucked up soon enough. Otherwise, I'll be back soon."
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:28 No.5013987
    That could get out of control very quickly.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)02:28 No.5013990
    By this rate, you'll have at least two.
    mind you, it'll be a few years in the future.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:29 No.5013996

    Well thats ominous.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)02:31 No.5014017
    Come on, give the characters their one night of happiness before we resume our usual tactics of turning their lives into utter shit.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)02:31 No.5014023
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    As he leaves, he adds "Really. I'm truly sorry."

    Control has switched to HORROR FINLAY.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:31 No.5014024
    Dammit Gnome, you just couldn't let us have a nice, simple GOOD END, could you?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:31 No.5014025
    How's Nevada going to knock up Mado? Would Xom be willing to turn her into a boy?

    She seems pretty boyish already.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:32 No.5014028

    I'm apprehensive.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:32 No.5014030
    Okay. So... First...

    WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?! Explain to your subconscious.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:32 No.5014031
    Check Quest log.
    Check Inventory.
    Check Skills.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)02:32 No.5014035
    What do we have to unfuck up?
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)02:32 No.5014039
    It's magic.
    I ain't gotta explain shit.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:33 No.5014041
    First of all, exposition!

    Finlay seemed kinda evil the last time we saw him. What made him turn good? What's happened since the last time?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)02:34 No.5014050
    If rings of polymorph control also control mutations we could try that.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:34 No.5014052
    Can we get a character sheet for Horror Finlay, to know what he's capable of now?
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)02:34 No.5014055
    We were nice to him despite having every reason to be tremendous assholes.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)02:37 No.5014082
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    Well, he told Kav's mafia about a certain event during which the Goldmoon Slayer's hideout would be devoid of all of its high ranking members, making the lower level guys and the trainees easy pickings. He was going to crash Aldwin's wedding, and use that entire event as a complete and total revenge scheme. But after how NICE he was about it... ugh. Finlay doesn't want revenge anymore. It seems pretty pointless now.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)02:38 No.5014093
    God damn those stats are high.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:39 No.5014102
    Finlay, go get Finlaid and forget about fixing things.

    Knock some chick up with your zombie babies, marry them, be happy.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)02:40 No.5014114
    Find Coco and bring him/her along.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:40 No.5014115
    Find religion.

    whats our search skill?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:40 No.5014117
    In hindsight, it would have been wise to have the wedding at the hideout, to prevent events such as this.

    At least Finlay's not caught up in revenge anymore.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)02:41 No.5014122
    Aw, fuck.

    ...does Kav even have a mafia at this point, though? I mean, last I recall Nevada butchered it during the forest fire incident.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:42 No.5014128
    >Find religion
    >Xanatos worship
    Pretty sure he already did.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:42 No.5014131
    But isn't the hideout right UNDER the church?
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)02:42 No.5014132

    This. If we find Coco along the way, dragoon her into service. Once he finds out what we're up to, and who we worship, she'll be happy to help us.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:43 No.5014139
    Quickly! To Buzzardloved! Maybe on the battlefield we can find meaning.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)02:43 No.5014145

    Yeah, but it's a church of Heracles. I doubt that they go in for Xomish wedding services.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)02:45 No.5014157
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    Alright, somehow you made it before Kav busted the door in. It looks like she just got here. She has her three lackeys with her, and-

    >Bring Coco
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:47 No.5014168
    Oh boy, nobody knows Goldmoon is inside!
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)02:47 No.5014170
    Throw Coco as a distracting. Being undead makes you immune to paralyzing touch.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:48 No.5014175
    Alright, try and catch up with Kav, and convince her to stop. Put that SILVER TONGUE to good use, buddy.
    And if that doesn't work, we'll start backstabbing ogres.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:50 No.5014190
    "Hey, there. I hope you weren't going to start the party without me."

    Kav still thinks we're an ally. Play on that.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)02:51 No.5014196
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    You charge forward, hoping to stop Kav before with some fast talking. Unfortunately, it looks like one of her cyclops boys just took out a big chunk of the building.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:52 No.5014202
    Why aren't the priests of Heracles doing anything for this? What does Heracles think about one of his followers tearing down his church?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)02:53 No.5014213
    What does silver tongue do?
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)02:58 No.5014258

    Have Coco use Disconcerting Ogle to draw the attention of Kav and her gang.

    Then invoke our determination to prove our worth as an actual PC to break through and use Session Power: Puppet Dance to swiftly knit voodoo dolls of Kav's minions and turn them against each other.

    Kav, of course, was prepared for the possibility of undead betrayal, which is why she's partially immune to Coco's Ogle; Kav's in a Darkly Cute Gothic Lolita outfit, and that cancels out Coco's Deathly Cuteness to some extent.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)02:59 No.5014265
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    >"Hey, there. I hope you weren't going to start the party without me."

    "Ah ha, Finlay! Just the rube I was lookin' to git my gander on. Its aces to see ya, the real bee's knees."

    Its not a real church of Heracles.

    Silver Tongue is Finlay's uncanny ability to lie like the dickens, and get away with it.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)03:00 No.5014270

    He's thinking "If those priests were strong enough to be worth defending then they wouldn't need my help now would they?"
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)03:02 No.5014290
    We need some way for Coco to paralyze everyone.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)03:03 No.5014295
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    "Forget the slayers, boys. Our real target is here. Gunkata!"
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)03:03 No.5014299
    "I'm sorry, Kav, but their Slayers are in another temple." Phrased more eloquently, of course.

    Now, who does Xanatos hate again...
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)03:04 No.5014312
    Are we getting attacked? Use an attack that can't miss.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:05 No.5014325
    "Aw, thats cute. Really. The little Mobster thinks she can kill me. Adorable."

    "Woman, I have taken levels in ASSASSIN. Do you really want to pick a fight with me?"
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)03:07 No.5014341
    Being an assassin isn't really helpful when they know exactly where you are.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)03:07 No.5014344
    Oh yeah, we did have her plan to get vengeance on Finlay for sending her and her boys to die.

    Well, now that we've accomplished Mission One by getting them to stop attacking the Slayers, let's move on to Mission Two: draw them away from the Slayers without getting killed again.

    And preferably doing so in some way that screws over either Moradin, Pelor, or both. Preferably Pelor, since I'll bet he was behind the purge of Xanatos-worshippers from the continent.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:08 No.5014348
    "Whoa! Hey! What's this all about? I thought we were pals."
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)03:08 No.5014361
    Pelor is a wimp. We could probably go kill him, but his divinity would have to go somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:08 No.5014362
    She must know about Goldmoon.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)03:09 No.5014371
    Eat Kav.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)03:10 No.5014379
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    >"Aw, thats cute. Really. The little Mobster thinks she can kill me. Adorable. Woman, I have taken levels in ASSASSIN. Do you really want to pick a fight with me?"


    Fire elemental shot, ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:11 No.5014385
    It's a callback. Finlay said the same thing to Aldwin, the first time they met.

    But it doesn't matter because we have a Lich.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)03:12 No.5014389
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:12 No.5014390
    flee theres no way he can take her without help.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)03:12 No.5014396
    Use Nightmare on her and then Stop Drop and Roll like our unlife depends on it! Because it does.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:13 No.5014399
    Huh, what a conundrum. I suppose Finlay can try to explain first of all, and be ready to run if it doesn't work out. He's feeling like a nice guy (or something) so he can try to avoid violence.
    >> Fuuka the Daemon Pirate 06/27/09(Sat)03:13 No.5014401
    Obvious suggestion:

    Tell her we didn't come to fight. We came to stop the fighting.

    (though that doesn't really stop her from, justifiably, wanting to kill you)
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:14 No.5014410

    Change of plans!
    Hug the fairy!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:15 No.5014419
    Confess your love to her!
    Let there be three marriages this day!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)03:15 No.5014421
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    A cyclops come in for the finishing blow!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:16 No.5014434


    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)03:16 No.5014436
    Yeah, we tried using our super-lying powers already. She started shooting us. I don't think we can talk her down, and as long as she can fly after us and keep using fire bullets we're hosed. Nightmare to shut her down for a bit, put out the flames, then run like hell.

    And ask Coco if he can sew us back up afterwards. I bet she'd be delighted to.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)03:16 No.5014448
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    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:17 No.5014452
    Dodge. We have four Agile points, and he's a big dumb ogre. Also, we have at least as many points in Might and Tough as Beardbeard, so suck it up, pussy.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)03:17 No.5014461
    Coco, this is your moment to shine!

    You're a lich, use Time Stop!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:18 No.5014465
    Use our agility to jump over whatever weapon he's holding and facehug him with our flaming chest.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)03:18 No.5014467
    Destruction magic in Dorf Quest seems kinda strong.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)03:19 No.5014477

    Coco's a lich. She's made of equal parts 9th-Level Spells and Disconcerting Cute.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)03:21 No.5014495
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    Just a bit.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)03:23 No.5014504
    Use hold person on Kav.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)03:25 No.5014522
    Take this opportunity to put out the flames and then get behind Coco while she finishes casting his Giga Slave.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)03:27 No.5014533
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    Taking advantage of this momentary distraction, Finlay rushes the cyclops with the minigun.

    Coco only knows DEATH MAGIC, much like how Queen Arialla only knows LIGHTNING MAGIC. In fact, you could say its EXACTLY like how Arialla only knows LIGHTNING MAGIC.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)03:30 No.5014563
    Quick Death Strike on the Ogre, then get behind the caster who may be about to slag the entire area.

    Unless Kav tries to disrupt the spell, in which case we have to stop her from doing that.
    >> Fuuka the Daemon Pirate 06/27/09(Sat)03:30 No.5014569

    Magic and god powers in this seem POWERFUL but very narrow in scope.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:32 No.5014583
    Wasn't Arialla disguised as a little girl the first time we met her?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)03:33 No.5014588
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    Death strike accomplished.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)03:35 No.5014603
    Knowing only a certain school of magic and only one spell you use for everything are different. The only spell I've seen Arialla use is lightning bolt.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)03:35 No.5014605

    ...are you a pirate who is a daemon or a pirate who steals daemons? I'm vaguely curious as to the answer.

    More on-topic, yeah, Batman wizards don't really seem to be a thing here. Which also means that if you know what type of caster or god you're going to be facing, you can try to rig the field by making their specialty impossible to use.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)03:36 No.5014617

    Water caster dude just does water spells.

    Krann just does healing.

    Xom priests just do mutations. And resurrection, but basic raise dead is probably one of the handful of generalist spells.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)03:36 No.5014621
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    Also, face full of fire accomplished.

    She also spent the vast majority of her time as a little girl, yes. That was illusion magic granted by her worship of Fate, which never really came up.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)03:37 No.5014624
    But Coco and Arialla only use one blasty spell.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)03:37 No.5014625

    We are still on fire. We are UNDEAD and we are ON FIRE. THIS IS A VERY BAD THING.

    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:38 No.5014629
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:39 No.5014635
    As Finlay is UNDEAD, would DEATH MAGICS heal him?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)03:39 No.5014636
    Can we use Xanatos worship to become a fire zombie?
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)03:41 No.5014644

    No, Satan took over the job of God of the Elves.

    It's kind of like how Moradin is the God of Dorfs, but Beardbeard worships Xom.

    Also, Nightmare on Kav so that we can put out the flames without her adding more.
    >> Fuuka the Daemon Pirate 06/27/09(Sat)03:45 No.5014675

    There are no god of elves or dorfs. They are just considered that because on is very elfy and the other is very dorfy.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:45 No.5014676
    >Beardbeard worships Xom
    I don't think so, Tim.

    Despite the lolrandom and the mutations, he doesn't worship Xom.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:46 No.5014687
    Beardbeard isn't a cleric of Xom, but he does worship him.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)03:46 No.5014692
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    Finlay activates NIGHTMARE!

    Coco has had, like, 2 chances to cast magic, period. That's unfair to him to say she only uses one spell.

    Arialla's teleport spell is actually her turning herself into lightning and moving at the speed of light. Her favorite spell is lightning bolt hands down, but she has also used Lightning Helix (a power up move to add Lightning damage to an attack) and Disruption Bolt (a lightning bolt that negates other spells). However, yes, Arialla is definitely a single minded blaster.

    No, Garrelf worships Satan. Arialla's deity has never been specified.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)03:47 No.5014697
    Okay, yes, they're just gods of elfy and dorfy stuff rather than racial gods.

    But Beardbeard is a worshipper of Xom. It even says so on his character card.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)03:48 No.5014709
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    Yes, Beardbeard does worship Xom. That is very canon. CHECK IT YO: http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Dorf_Quest
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:52 No.5014741
    Well shit, guess I missed that bit. He didn't exactly act too reverent about him, you know?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:54 No.5014753

    well..because he's beardbeard.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)03:54 No.5014758
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    Alright, now that Kav is temporarily removed from reality... this fire thing is a real... a real problem. You... ugh... you should probably... do something... before you, ugh... before you lose the rest of your hair. Ugh... that stuff... it won't grow back...
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:55 No.5014768

    Exactly what does Beardbeard act reverent about?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)03:55 No.5014770
    Roll around. Maybe Coco could death heal you.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:55 No.5014771
    Roll on the ground. Duh.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:57 No.5014789
    A blast of death power couldn't hurt, and might put out the flames. Otherwise he could toss some dirt on him.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)03:59 No.5014806
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    Oh hello.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:59 No.5014811
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)04:00 No.5014817
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    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:02 No.5014831
    >> Fuuka the Daemon Pirate 06/27/09(Sat)04:03 No.5014835
    Could always get a wig.

    The way you usually wear your hair, the hair line shouldn't be visible anyway. Just crazy glue the wig to your scalp.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:03 No.5014838
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)04:03 No.5014841
    Stop, Drop and Roll.

    Thank Coco for the save, ask if she knows any good place for an undead to get fixed up a bit. Or alternatively head for Ajys and see if we can ask Xanatos to repair a few things. Like the powdered bones left over from the attack that killed us. Or the hair. In other words, the stuff that the death magic probably can't heal.

    Also, if it's possible to do so without disrupting the Nightmare, reach into it and steal Kav's stuff. At the very least, she owes us money for the ruined tux; those are expensive. But that takes second priority to PUTTING OUT THE FLAMES THAT BURN US
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:04 No.5014848

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    As soon as you get to the ground, you will roll like a pastry.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)04:07 No.5014868
    Redemption Equals Death?

    No. Not here, not today. We've already died once, and we are not going to die again to a FUCKING OGRE.




    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:08 No.5014879
    Ask for sweet merciful death.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:10 No.5014893
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)04:10 No.5014894

    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)04:13 No.5014920
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    Finlay doesn't need to ask Coco to finish the job. Not when he can do it himself.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:14 No.5014933
    Now bathe in his blood to put the fire out.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:14 No.5014934
    Meanwhile Coco is still casting..
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:15 No.5014944

    Kill the fire, then show this upstart ogre what pain is. We're not dying by some nameless lackey's sword.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)04:18 No.5014968
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    The last cyclops has fallen. Now to roll like the fist of the northstar.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)04:19 No.5014977
    What kind of undead are we?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)04:19 No.5014984
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    Pyew pyew.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)04:20 No.5014991

    Well, if Death Magic heals undead, and if Kav isn't about to break out of Nightmare, we might want to get that redirected at ourselves.

    We could, I'll admit, use a spot of healing at this point.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:20 No.5014996
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)04:21 No.5015006
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    Except for that whole 'Cut In Two' thing, you feel significantly better!

    Your typical Dorf Quest zombie. Aka, just a normal guy brought back again.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:23 No.5015022
    Pull self over to legs, 'reattach' dismembered legs, ask for Coco to do that again.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:24 No.5015030
    Coco, hold your hands around the nightmare sphere and be ready to catch Kav with a paralyzing touch as soon as it cancels.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)04:24 No.5015033
    Has anybody from either the fake temple or the Slayers HQ come out to see why they just got a new skylight?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)04:25 No.5015042
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    This sounds like a great idea. Now to just... Kav's loose.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:28 No.5015067
    Prepare pithy last words.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:29 No.5015080
    Coco seems to be handy with the thread and needle. I wonder if she can sew Finlay back together.

    Ask Coco to put you back together!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)04:30 No.5015088
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    Yes, actually.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:31 No.5015095
    Offer truce. Explain you don't want to attack goldmoon anymore anyways.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:31 No.5015096
    Play dead(er). If she sees you cut in half, she might assume you're no longer animate.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:32 No.5015109
    Uh... Explain her we're not the culprit here.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:33 No.5015113

    "... Your Mother."

    Reattach. Now. Cast Nightmare again. Zap Kav. If it's her or Finlay, we're in control of Finlay right now, so we're saving Finlay.

    I am so, so sorry Kav. Fuck off or die.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:33 No.5015115

    "Yes. Yes I did. I werd prubublay say sumthern smurt, but meh 'ead 'urts. 'I Goldmoon. You look purty as usual."
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:36 No.5015134
    Well I think unless finlay plays dead he's gonna be in a bit of trouble.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)04:36 No.5015136
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    "Well Kav, I think you got your revenge. The one you are yelling at is dead. You broke my base, and killed my number 3 assassin. Get the fuck out of here before I have Coco make a doll out of you."

    Playing Deader success!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:37 No.5015144
    Huh? How come she's not at all surprised at seeing Finlay, and is still even calling him her number 3? Did I miss something again?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:38 No.5015149
    Number three?

    Does she mean Finlay? Who did she kill?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:38 No.5015150
    Also she doesn't hate Coco anymore for some reason.

    Methinks the three have been mucking about.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)04:38 No.5015153
    Finlay has so much potential for hijinks with his lying ability.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:41 No.5015168

    Wow. I'm surprised she still considers you her "Number 3", Finlay.You should feel somewhat flattered. Well, if you weren't cut in two, incinerated, and playing deader.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:42 No.5015170
    yes finlay was number 3

    ...back when he was alive.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:43 No.5015184
    And now Kav knows.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)04:44 No.5015192
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    Kav is upset, but agrees to retreat. Her wing crushed by Goldmoon's catch, this is going to be a very long walk back. It would also be dangerous if not for her tommy gun.

    She is no longer angry with Coco due to lots and lots of being yelled at by Cultist over what she did. The guilt eventually got her to concede that Coco is an okay person.

    Although honestly she has no idea how the hell Finlay got back, but he was never confirmed dead in the first place. Goldmoon is not one to miss a beat or be surprised over something as silly as the corpse of someone long assumed dead. She still calls him Number 3 because, well, it was his ranking. She called him that more often than she used his name.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:46 No.5015206
    I notice you're using a darker shade of pink for the girls.

    Personally, I preferred the old one.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:46 No.5015207

    Don't move. Don't breathe. Don't even fucking blink. Let them continue chatting, and eventually they'll go on their merry way and you can put yourself back together- having just successfully saved the church and everyone within it. Mission accomplished- then when they're gone, go get some thread and needle. And a new tux. And ask for your old hat back at the windmill once you can walk again.

    Gnome, this was pretty fun. Can we have more Finlay?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:48 No.5015213


    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)04:50 No.5015234
    Zombies don't breath, blink, or move involuntarily.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:52 No.5015252

    Well, then I want him to FOCUS on not moving, breathing, or blinking out of habit.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)04:54 No.5015268
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    You play completely dead until Goldmoon leaves. Coco starts to pick up your pieces.

    Someone actually noticed? Wow. Well, the switch happened about 4 weeks ago. Someone was messing around with my tablets, and I lost all my old color settings in GIMP because they used a lot of colors. So that is why. Its also the reason the gods got a darker blue.

    It'll heal in time.

    >Can we have more Finlay?
    Wow. Never thought I'd see that. Probably not, since I intend to close of Aldwinside tonight, but maybe.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:55 No.5015269
    Are we even conscious? It should be if the head is destroyed we die permanently...

    But If we are dying say we are sorry for any trouble we cause and to wish Aldwin the best.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)04:56 No.5015279
    Finlay has potential for being a creepy motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:57 No.5015293
    >close of Aldwinside

    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)04:57 No.5015296
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)04:59 No.5015310
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    Considering all the head trauma you've just had, it wouldn't take too much to kill you right now. Not at all. But it looks like Coco seems to be going something about that.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:00 No.5015318
    It would be interesting to see finalys quest to become human again. Not physically but mentally as well. He could travel with coco and what not through the underworld...
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)05:00 No.5015325
    We should get a better undead form like a ghoul or vampire. Maybe even a mummy.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)05:05 No.5015372
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    Man, you really look like a zombie now. Coco looks so proud, though.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:06 No.5015377
    Yeah after we are fixed up we should go over to the light house to retrieve our hat and then figure out a way to become human again.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:07 No.5015381
    >> Fuuka the Daemon Pirate 06/27/09(Sat)05:07 No.5015382
    Told you.

    Wig + crazy glue. Your scalp won't care about it being glued one. Yous dead.

    The way you wear your hair usually means the hairline won't be visible anyway.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:08 No.5015389

    Damn good thing Coco has kickass knitting skills.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:09 No.5015400

    Thanks Coco.

    ...Could you knit/weave me a wig, by any chance?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:10 No.5015404
    Does crazy glue even exist? We should go get our hat back and then we wont even need a wig.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)05:11 No.5015417
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    Well fine okay I guess.
    >> Fuuka the Daemon Pirate 06/27/09(Sat)05:12 No.5015421
    ...Oh god.

    Coco just looks so damn happy. Hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:13 No.5015429
    Dear god aldwin looks like the cryptkeeper crossed with charlie brown
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:15 No.5015442
    We're controlling Finlay now.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:15 No.5015444

    That's Finlay.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)05:16 No.5015454
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    She gets right on it.

    Coco does not get many hugs.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:18 No.5015469
    AND THEY WERE FRIENDS FOREVER or something, anyway what's next?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)05:22 No.5015485
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    Alright! Finlay told Lily he would be back if things went well. Time to head on back and enjoy a wedding party!

    On the way back, Finlay considers the fridge logic that since suit pants and cloak sleaves are drawn in, and bare arms and legs are just stick lines, then that implicates that this entire time no one has been wearing pants.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:23 No.5015493
    >Time to head on back and enjoy a wedding party!

    Let's hope we didn't miss Mado and Nevada kissing! I want to see that.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:24 No.5015498
    Quite, wouldn't want to miss the hot pink on pink action, if you know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:24 No.5015499

    Shouldn't she be pink then? Or because shes dead it doesn't matter?

    Anyway finaly should start caring about coco...

    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:26 No.5015509
    >Shouldn't she be pink then? Or because shes dead it doesn't matter?

    All undead are of dull, lifeless gray. It's kinda sad when you think about it.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:27 No.5015520
    Remember, the only proper answer to any potential "What happened to you?" questions is "Nothing...nothing at all"
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:31 No.5015530
    A fuckin stylish touch.
    >> I have had way too many typoes tonight, its ludicrous. Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)05:34 No.5015549
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    /end Aldwinside.

    Thank you for playing! Next week Monday, Dorf Quest will continue once more, in Dorfside. I will be moving off of the weekends due to constantly being scheduled for work on them, and will start doing Monday or Tuesday, every week. It will usually be Tuesday, but it looks like I might occasionally work Tuesday, so next week is Monday.

    Also, in addition to Dorf Quest, I am running another quest on /tg/chan called Nevermore. It should update at least once a day, unlike the session based Dorf Quest.


    She's a boy.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:36 No.5015559
    So Coco is a transgendered skeleton?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:36 No.5015561
    >She's a boy.
    Silly things like defined sexual characteristics haven't stopped us before.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:40 No.5015579
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:41 No.5015582
    Well thanks for doing the lesbiani- I mean dorf quest, Gnome.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:43 No.5015596
    oh great i'm gonna be up all night reading quest archives, Thanks gnome.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)05:54 No.5015642
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    >Agreeing with most of the posts
    Oh bots, you say the darndest things.

    Lookit da half orc baby. Its a boy! So cute. Probably going to grow up to be a trap, so you'll just have him wear Lily's old clothes.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:56 No.5015651
    Wait, that's no half-orc, half-dwarf baby, else it would have had a beard!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)05:56 No.5015655
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    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:59 No.5015664
    Well nice baby there Aldwin, I'd say it was cute, but you would have call me a liar, at least it's not horribly mutated right?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:00 No.5015668
    Yes! We never did name him either... Aldie the second? Finlay?

    Lets see Lily grown up and the Aldie the second as well.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:00 No.5015670
    Draw more hugs for Coco!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:01 No.5015677
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:03 No.5015688
    Lets see mado and nevadas first baby.

    >> Fuuka the Daemon Pirate 06/27/09(Sat)06:04 No.5015693
    You know what this means, guys?

    No matter what happens with beardbeard, it can't fuck over Aldwin.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)06:04 No.5015694
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    If I remember correctly, you were going to name the baby Goldmoon, after her heroic sacrifice. Aldwin added GOLDMOON, UGLY BABY to inventory!
    >> Fuuka the Daemon Pirate 06/27/09(Sat)06:05 No.5015698
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:05 No.5015699
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:07 No.5015717
    Naming the baby Goldmoon would be rather confusing, since the original Goldmoon is still alive.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:08 No.5015726
    I say we find Moonleaf and show her the child, she was spending time with Beard Beard and...wait...
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)06:11 No.5015740
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    And twenty years from now, Goldmoon and Lily will fall in love, and it will be VERY AWKWARD.

    I mean, he is essentially her little brother and also named after his mommy and dressing like a girl. And she has a neckbeard.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:11 No.5015747
    I lol'd.

    No really, I don't do that much. But now I did.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:13 No.5015752
    I'd hit that, with magic missile.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:14 No.5015759
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:15 No.5015764
    How about Aldwin and finaly having a drink remembering the good times?
    >> Fuuka the Daemon Pirate 06/27/09(Sat)06:18 No.5015781
    >I mean, he is essentially her little brother and also named after his mommy and dressing like a girl. And she has a neckbeard.

    OH GOD

    >> A-Flat Minor ♪ 06/27/09(Sat)06:21 No.5015794
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    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:24 No.5015810
    Hmm... do not know if acceptable to most major religions.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)06:26 No.5015825
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    Boys night out! Yes Nevada was invited.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:27 No.5015835
    Suddenly Beard Beard carrying his drinking buddies corpse
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:28 No.5015841
    Show us Mado and Nevada's baby. It will be fucking CANON that the latter becomes a boy somehow in order to be able to knock Mado up.

    Next quest: GET NEVADA A SEX CHANGE!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:29 No.5015852

    Obviously, we need another creepy licking picture.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:30 No.5015854
    Gnome... You're SLOWLY tying up all the loose ends...
    This means we shall get a Kav Quest!
    I suggest her giving up the criminal life, cashing in all her leftover favors, and starting a Diner.
    Also, clothes shopping. I WISH TO SEE KAV IN MORE DRESSES!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:30 No.5015860
    Let them keep their lesbian marriage.

    If they want a baby, they can get one from a Neomah.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:31 No.5015863
    Hahaha hell yeah!

    Its good to see the both of them transcended arguing over silly hats...
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:31 No.5015867
    Don't forget about a wide selection of undergarments.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)06:34 No.5015884
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    Define 'creepy,' as I am sure if you define it loosely enough this counts.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:35 No.5015886
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    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:36 No.5015891
    Kav is secretly a man, he just choose to be pink.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:37 No.5015900
    CocoxFinlay OTP
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:37 No.5015905
    Not what I was thinking of, but much more awesome.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:38 No.5015907
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    Gnome does a lot of sketches in just black.
    But if Kav IS a man, then I'm gay for a fairy.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:38 No.5015909
    Nevada will find a way. Love will find a way. Mado will be knocked up by her!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:40 No.5015924
    I'm sure there are belts of m/f someone in this adventure
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:46 No.5015965
    nonsense, all she needs is a clit ring of disturbingly large male endowment, she can buy them on off tuesdays at the Temple of Xom Arts & Crafts Bazaar.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:48 No.5015977
    Stockings, thighhighs it's all good.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:50 No.5015990
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    The full outfit is also good.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:52 No.5016012
    Can't disagree with you there.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:54 No.5016023
    I know it's a bit late noticing it but Finlay just reminded me of Viral. I'm going to look for all his parts in Dorf quest and read all his bits as Nobuyuki Hiyama.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:56 No.5016041
    You have our Demands now Gnome. If they are not met, I will personally kick a puppy into a kitten while burning an orphanage every 6 hours.
    You have 3 threads to comply.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)07:22 No.5016159
    Culstist: Oh yeah i want to get in on that action.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)07:29 No.5016185
    Fuck. I missed Wedding Quest? And Finlay is now our BFF? WHAT THE HELL.

    Draw a sketch of alternate ending to this quest i.e we battle Finlay. Because I was looking forward to that. Going out drinking with him is cool too, though.

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