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  • File : 1246074529.png-(5 KB, 800x600, 1.png)
    5 KB RUDY QUEST Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:48 No.5012316  
    Rudy wakes up inside some sort of box! It's wicked dark.
    There's this red light and tiny green light.

    ENTER COMMAND
    > _
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:50 No.5012334
    Punch our way out of box.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:51 No.5012345
    go back to bed.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:52 No.5012364
    Is that a red buttan?

    Push the shit outa that thing!
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:56 No.5012398
    Examine green light.
    Check inventory
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:56 No.5012402
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    >>5012334
    RUDY TAKES NO SHIT!
    He punches the lid RIGHT OFF!

    The moaning of airplane engines reaches his ears! He seems to be in a CARGO HOLD.

    ENTER COMMAND
    > _
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:57 No.5012420
    End Simulation.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:59 No.5012426
    Examine surroundings. See if we can find some sort of sign or markings. Is our box labeled anything? Do we seem to be experiencing turbulence or any sort of motion indicitive of us being in a plane?

    See if we can open any of these other boxes. Hopefully we'll find ourselves something to defend ourselves with should someone try to mess with us.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:59 No.5012432
    kick down the door. proceed to have our way with any stewardesses.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:59 No.5012434
    Don't know if quality.

    Will wait and reserve judgement.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:59 No.5012436
    >>5012402

    Punch our way out of the airplane.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:59 No.5012441
    DUMP CARGO
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:59 No.5012442
    Cargo hold? Awesome. Open the door/hatch and use the lid of the broken crate as a parachute!
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:59 No.5012444
    Kick open door. Demand to know what the fuck is going on.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:00 No.5012445
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    Inventory contains
    2 PUNCHING MITTS

    They are currently equiped!

    ENTER COMMAND

    > _
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:01 No.5012453
    Punch that fucking door down. We aint taking that kind of shit.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:01 No.5012464
    Is that door mad-doggin you? SHOW THAT DOOR WHO'S BOSS!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:02 No.5012468
    Open some boxes. Maybe we'll find something of value.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:03 No.5012478
    Seconding kick the DOOR in.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:03 No.5012479
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    There is no doubt that Rudy is on a plane that is in the air, FLYING!
    Turbulence a plenty.

    The boxes are marked with FRAGILE and ANTIQUE.
    They are marked by years - Perhaps it's for a museum?!
    It goes from 1000 AD to 1800 AD. What year should Rudy open?!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:03 No.5012486
    use MOTHER FUCKING FISTS on SMUG ASS DOOR
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:03 No.5012493
    >>5012445
    equip mitts! look for more loot!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:04 No.5012499
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    open more boxes! more i say!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:04 No.5012502
    Open the oldest we can find. Higher tech means more punchan.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:05 No.5012507
    What was our box marked as?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:05 No.5012509
    turbulence ain't shit. OPEN THE DOOR
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:05 No.5012516
    Open 1000 AD, IMO.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)00:06 No.5012526
    What the hell was the red and green light then?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:07 No.5012541
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    Rudy opens the oldest box and has gained
    THE MOTHERFUCKING BARBARIAN GARB
    and a
    SWEET ASS SPEAR

    HE'S GONNA KICK DOWN THE DOOR NEXT, GUYS
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:07 No.5012542
    Punch all the boxes with rapid-fire fisticuffs
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:08 No.5012544
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    >>5012479
    >>5012479
    open somthing from the 1800 im hoping for some thing like this
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:08 No.5012547
    >>5012526

    Targets.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:09 No.5012559
    >>5012541
    NO! OPEN BOXES UNTILL HE FINDS ONE WITH A HAT IN IT!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:10 No.5012564
    Yell out, as loud as you can:

    We are mother fucking RUDY THE BARBARIAN! We will fuck you up!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:10 No.5012566
    >>5012541
    needs a hat bro
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)00:10 No.5012568
    No! Find some REAL garb. God dammit. Go Roman at least!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:11 No.5012579
    Empty bowels into box.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:12 No.5012590
    we have an entire plane full of possible loot, at least open the boxes untill we find some extra gear incase the spear breaks
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:13 No.5012593
    c'mon, folks. Stop trying to dress up your dolly and BREAK A MOTHERFUCKING DOOR.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:13 No.5012597
    >>5012590

    This spear is nothing compared to our fists of power. If it breaks, all the better.
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)00:13 No.5012598
    >>5012541
    KICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER DOWN.

    SCREAM AS YOU FIGHT:
    GLORY AND FAME
    BLOODN IS OUR NAME
    SOULS FULL OF THUNDER
    HEARTS OF STEEL
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/27/09(Sat)00:14 No.5012602
    open ALLLLL THE BOXES

    WOODEN BOXES
    METAL BOXES
    NOTHING IS SAFE FROM OUR GRIP.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:15 No.5012619
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    RUDY STORMS INTO THE COCKPIT, YELLING LOUDLY:
    >GLORY AND FAME
    >BLOODN IS OUR NAME
    >SOULS FULL OF THUNDER
    >HEARTS OF STEEL
    >I AM RUDY THE MOTHERFUCKING BARBARIAN HERE TO FUCK YOU UP

    There's only attractive women here!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:15 No.5012622
    Inspect chest for tits.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:16 No.5012631
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    >>5012619
    Rudy is feeling way embarrassed!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:16 No.5012632
    >>5012619
    FUCK THEM UP
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)00:18 No.5012648
    >>5012619
    Oh snap, charlies angels bunny style
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:19 No.5012657
    >>5012619
    >>5012631
    He said he was going to fuck them, and they ARE bunnies.

    Better get to work.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:19 No.5012658
    Fuck them the fuck up!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:19 No.5012659
    Ravish them all!

    >"What's the difference between 'ravish' and 'rape'?"
    >"Nobody objects to being ravished."
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:19 No.5012661
    >>5012619
    Put the smooth moves on them!
    Lacking that, waggle your junk right in their face to assert dominance.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:19 No.5012666
    >>5012632
    >FUCK THEM UP THE BUTT
    Fixed.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:19 No.5012668
    >>5012619
    railroading faggot
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:20 No.5012674
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    Rudy returns to the cargohold to find a better suit.
    WHAT YEAR SHOULD HE PICK THIS TIME?!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:21 No.5012676
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    >>5012619
    gay
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:21 No.5012677
    1800s

    Then hug stewardesses
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:21 No.5012681
    >>5012674
    >>5012674
    >>5012674
    >>5012674
    RAILROADING!
    RAILROADING!
    RAILROADING!
    RAILROADING!
    RAILROADING!
    RAILROADING!
    RAILROADING!
    RAILROADING!
    RAILROADING!
    RAILROADING!
    RAILROADING!
    RAILROADING!
    RAILROADING!
    RAILROADING!
    RAILROADING!
    RAILROADING!
    RAILROADING!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:22 No.5012690
    >>5012674
    YAY! 1800's!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:23 No.5012694
    >>5012674
    huhzaa back to the loot. 1800s please
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/27/09(Sat)00:23 No.5012696
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    >>5012674
    OP'S A RAILROADER!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:23 No.5012701
    The bunnies didn't look like they were wearing any clothing.. Why does Rudy need to wear clothing?

    Also why didn't he fuck them up like he said he would?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:24 No.5012711
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    >>5012668
    1800s?! RUDY IS NOW A SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER!
    He re-equips his punching mitts.

    HE PONDERS HOW TO TALK TO THE LADIES!
    FUCKING THEM SEEMS A LITTLE STRAIGHTFORWARD
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)00:24 No.5012716
    >>5012674
    1870
    >> Ragnarok !uzgdUZUI/I 06/27/09(Sat)00:25 No.5012720
    >>5012701
    >Also why didn't he fuck them up like he said he would?

    Good question. I was kinda hoping he'd skewer them or beat them up and then watch as the plane went down to crash into something or somewhere awesome.
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)00:25 No.5012721
    >>5012674
    NINJA PIRATE ZOMBIE ROBOT

    Also,
    >BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW THE GM IS DOING SOMETHING I DIDN'T WANT TO DO RAILROAD RAILROAD

    >RUDY FUCKS THEIR SHIT UP.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:25 No.5012726
    >>5012701
    he needs fucking clothes. the ones hes wearing are barbarian clothes, and can only be used for rape or the pillage
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:26 No.5012736
    >>5012711
    >FUCKING THEM SEEMS A LITTLE STRAIGHTFORWARD

    They are bunnies.. Sex is like saying "Hello" to them.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)00:27 No.5012742
    >>5012711
    Chinese! Talk to them in Mandarin Chinese!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:27 No.5012746
    >>5012711

    Yell, as loud as you can:

    I am Rudy the suave motherfucker! Explain what the fuck is going on or I will charm the shit out of you!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:28 No.5012751
    >>5012711
    ok, find somthing to smoke, light up and then storm the cockpit to demand a logical explanation for all this bullshit! then when one of the women gets hystarical slap them. it'll make them horny as hell
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:28 No.5012753
    >>5012726
    >he needs fucking clothes

    No, not rly. These quests aren't really meant to be incredibly detailed in an artistic sense. Clothing doesn't matter.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:29 No.5012765
    >>5012746
    do this! then slap one
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:30 No.5012774
    >>5012720
    that could've been an one hell of an awesome way to start this out.

    OP, I am disappoint.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:30 No.5012777
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    RUDY STORMS DOWN THE DOOR ONCE AGAIN!
    HE SCREAMS TO THE WOMEN THAT HE IS RUDY AND HE IS GOING TO FUCK THEM UP AND THEY BETTER FUCKING EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:31 No.5012781
    >>5012746
    please please please do this one
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:31 No.5012795
    >>5012777
    slap one to make them talk
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)00:32 No.5012800
    >>5012777
    Now twirl your monocle, and place it correctly on the right eye. Then twist your mustache.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:33 No.5012807
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    The women are HIGHLY AROUSED by such display of (gentle)manliness!
    They seem well prepped to answer any questions now, including sex.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:34 No.5012816
    _██_
    (ಠ_ృ)
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:35 No.5012828
    >>5012807
    what was i doing in that box?
    who am i?
    where are we going?
    why are your clothes still on?
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)00:35 No.5012836
    >>5012807
    Ask for one to be on your dick. The other to massage your shoulders, and the third as to what the hell is going on. But urge the third to continue flying the plane.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:35 No.5012840
    >>5012828
    agreed
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:36 No.5012848
    >>5012807

    Ask them what the fuck is going on, why you were in the fucking box, if this suit makes us look fat, what the fuck they were doing, and which order they would like to receive our manly fucking fists.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:37 No.5012853
    >>5012807

    Do both at once! Make them scream their answers, you suave bastard. Make Bond proud!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:42 No.5012905
    DEVOUR THEIR SEXY, DELICIOUS BRAINS
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:43 No.5012916
    >>5012807
    >including sex
    (╬ ಠ益ಠ)
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:44 No.5012927
    >>5012905
    >DEVOUR THEIR SEXY, DELICIOUS BOOBS
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:45 No.5012935
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    One of the ladies informs Rudy that she has no idea why he's there and that she and her triplet sisters are only the pilots.
    The only thing they know about the cargo is that its precious antiques and costumes for a special exhibition led by Professor DARKBEING.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:45 No.5012937
    >>5012916
    凸[◣_◢]凸
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:46 No.5012944
    DARKBEING!? DARKBEING!!!?

    Mother fucking Darkbeing! I WILL FUCK HIS SHIT UP!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:47 No.5012953
    >>5012935
    Darkbeing you say? Well judging by the name, he must be...

    A philanthropist.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:47 No.5012957
    >>5012935
    so rudy is an antique or a costume?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:47 No.5012958
    Ask where the plane is going and when its going to get there.
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)00:48 No.5012964
    >>5012935
    RUDY FINDS THE PROFESSOR
    RUDY FUCKS THE PROFESSOR UP, WHILE SHOUTING IN A VERY GENTLEMANLY MANNER "LET'S HAVE A PROPER GO AT IT!"
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)00:48 No.5012970
    >>5012935
    Ask for clarification on "Darkbeing" and the date. Be gruff and manly about it. Tap the two to switch places. with your cane.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:48 No.5012972
    >>5012953
    agreed we can totally trust this guy
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:49 No.5012977
    >>5012935
    Probably the fastest quest to have porn in history.

    Also yay, triplets.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 06/27/09(Sat)00:49 No.5012983
    >>5012935
    Propose to all of them. Hard to find more perfect ladays than that.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:51 No.5012990
    >>5012983

    Fuck them all first. Want to try before you buy, if you catch my drift.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:52 No.5013001
    >>5012935

    He seems like a dapper fellow. ASK IF HE NEEDS ANY SHIT FUCKED UP!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:53 No.5013019
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_mHl4F8fAs
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:55 No.5013029
    >>5012990
    I second the fucking. Then we need to find DARKBEING.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:55 No.5013035
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    >>5012964
    >>5012964
    thats the way!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:56 No.5013039
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    Rudy readjusts his monocle nervously!
    DARKBEING?!
    He doesn't know who that is, but he is going to FUCK HIM UP!

    He asks more about the Professor in a gruff and manly tone, while he lets two of the sisters switch places every few seconds.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:57 No.5013048
    >>5012990
    fucking is thirded. also, ask where the plane is headed
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:57 No.5013051
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    >>5012983
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:58 No.5013066
    >>5013039
    where is the plane headed and how much time to we have to prepare a manly course of action?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:58 No.5013068
    Thank them for the information, then suggest they engage the autopilot so an insane, passionate 4-way can commence
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:58 No.5013072
    >>5013048
    This. Then we must turn it around and find DARKBEING. That fucker probably put Rudy in a box.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:59 No.5013078
    Try and recall any information about yourself. Ask the ladies if they would like to be your fly honey assassin bodyguards.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:59 No.5013083
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    Professor DARKBEING, as the third sister explains, is a wellrespected philantrophist, who will be earning his first noble price in a few days, at which point he will also present his latest archeological discovery, known to the public only as.. THE ARMAGEDDON DEATH MACHINE!

    Rudy will only ask them to marry once he acquires THREE RINGS OF EQUAL VALUE.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:01 No.5013095
    >>5013066
    >>5013066
    this, and tell them they are now a part of our party
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:01 No.5013098
    >>5013083
    The Noble PRICE
    THAT FUCKER IS EVIL
    Also, sex, turn plane around to find DARKBEING.
    Add subquest, find three rings of equal value.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:02 No.5013111
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    >>5013078
    Rudy takes a moment to dive into the depths of his mind, trying to remember anything about himself - But instead of memories, EVERYTHING IS BLOODRED!
    He suddenly hears the voice of a woman cry out to him.

    COMMENCE FLASHBACK!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:03 No.5013116
    >>5013083
    recall personal backstory and recruit sisters for newly formed battle posse
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:03 No.5013118
    allright, lets search some more of the plane while we wait to get there
    take a sister to help search, and another to coo and whisper in our ear
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:04 No.5013125
    Tell the one between Rudy's legs to watch the teeth!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:04 No.5013129
    Tell one of the sisters to check the crates for Victorian era dresses for the lot of them. Rudy is a dapper motherfucker and they sure as hell are going to adhere to his sense of fashion.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)01:05 No.5013130
    Welp, theres go the sisters.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:07 No.5013158
    >>5013116
    >>5013118
    >>5013125
    >>5013129

    Get on this when you recover from the flashback.

    Hopefully the flashback will help you regain your masterful skill in the gentlemanly art of pugilism.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:07 No.5013159
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    Rudy finds himself atop a pile of rubble and bones. In the middle a flagpole sticks out, sporting a symbol of a CLAW!
    COULD THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HIS PAST?!

    However, before he can find out more, there are more pressing matters --
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:11 No.5013187
    >>5013159

    are those a pile of skulls or Sectoids buried up to their necks?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:11 No.5013188
    >>5013159
    Like ejaculating into the mouth of whichever sister happens to be there at the moment?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:11 No.5013193
    >>5013159
    indeed there are
    look here GM: >>5013158
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:12 No.5013202
    >>5013159
    if by pressing matters you mean one of the sisters pressing her tits into Rudy's face
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:14 No.5013219
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    PILOT TRIPLET SISTERS have joined the party!
    Gained 3 Victorian Dresses!

    Subquest added:
    THE THREE RINGS OF EQUAL VALUE
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:15 No.5013225
    >>5013219

    Shit whos piloting the plane!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:15 No.5013228
    >>5013219
    I hate to say this, but... Who's flying?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:15 No.5013233
    >>5013219

    wait. who is flying the plane now?
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)01:16 No.5013236
    >>5013219
    I do declare. This thread just got EXQUISITE!
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 06/27/09(Sat)01:16 No.5013237
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    >>5013219
    >>5013225
    >>5013228
    >>5013233
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:16 No.5013239
    >>5013219
    Since when do a bunch of horny BUNNIES ever wear clothes?

    Someone needs to check the fucking rulebook.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:16 No.5013240
    ...someone needs to be flying the god damned plane.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:16 No.5013245
    >>5013219

    Also, lets make sure we satisfy each of these women to the fullest before we move on. Don't want to be leaving any loose ends, do we?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:16 No.5013246
    >>5013225
    >>5013228
    >>5013233

    pilotingmind
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:17 No.5013253
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    >>5013225
    OH FUUUUUCCCKKK
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:18 No.5013266
    >>5013225
    >>5013228
    >>5013233
    >>5013240
    we'regonnacrashmind
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:18 No.5013269
    >>5013245

    Attempt to use your psychic powers to make them spontaneously orgasm. If Rudy lacks psychic powers, see what can be done about rectifying that.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:19 No.5013271
    This is the best rubyquest ever. I mean rudyquest. lolz.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:19 No.5013272
    >>5013253
    they turned on auto pilot...right?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:19 No.5013278
    Action stations! Report condition One throughout the fleet! All hands report to duty!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:20 No.5013286
    >>5013253
    Crash on deserted island with three triplets, make a bunny-cat hybrid tribe.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:20 No.5013287
    >>5013253
    SEARCH FOR PARACHUTES! OR SUDDENLY DISCOVER THE ABILITY TO FLY/TELEPORT!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:20 No.5013289
    >>5013278

    Launch Mobius 1 to fly cover.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:20 No.5013295
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    Autopilot?

    Also..

    >Horny bunnies
    >wearing clothes

    Pic related
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)01:21 No.5013296
    >>5013253
    Well, I'm out of ideas. Just hope we're +20,000 feet.
    Wait
    old cargoplane.
    fuck.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:21 No.5013301
    >>5013253
    PILOT THE PLANE
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:21 No.5013308
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    >>5013278

    YEEEEAAAAAHHH!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:22 No.5013313
    since when do bunnies wear clothes?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:22 No.5013318
    GODDAMNIT YOU GUYS! NOW WE'RE ALL GUNNA DIE!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:23 No.5013322
    Grab parachute. Have ladies cling tenaciously to his manliness. jump out of plane
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:23 No.5013323
    Fuck this shit! We're motherfucking Rudy! Punch the goddamn plane until it stops fucking crashing!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:23 No.5013331
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    NNNYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOWWWWWWWWW
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:24 No.5013336
    SEARCH FOR PARACHUTES OR FLOATATION DEVICES
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:24 No.5013342
    Have the ladies get back to flying the plane. Once things are under control, ask them their names.

    Hard mode: Make the pilot fly while fucking her.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:25 No.5013345
    >>5013331
    FUCK, OUR PLANE IS SEE THROUGH.
    >> Inquisitor Tom 06/27/09(Sat)01:25 No.5013350
    Mercy kill EVERYTHING.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:26 No.5013360
    >>5013331
    parachutes deploy!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:26 No.5013362
    Have "We're all going to die" desperation sex with three bunny girls.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:26 No.5013363
    Punch the plane until it rights itself
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:27 No.5013365
    >>5013342
    >HARD MODE
    Alternativly, GET THE FUCK OUT WITH LADIES
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:27 No.5013371
    >>5013345
    Wonder Woman's going down! Pull up! Pull up!
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)01:27 No.5013374
    >>5013331
    CRASH THAT BITCH INTO THE GODDAMN VOLCANO.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:28 No.5013384
    >>5013331
    OH NO! WE COULDN'T HAVE DRESSED AS A BARBARIAN, BEATEN THEM UP AND MADE THE PLANE CRASH ONTO AN ISLAND THAT WAY? NOOOOOO! THAT WOULD'VE BEEN TOO AWESOME! INSTEAD WE HAVE TO GO PLAY DRESSUP AND THEN MAKE THE PLANE CRASH!

    RAILROADING FAGGOT!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:29 No.5013389
    Fuck yes. Aim the plane at the volcano, jump out the back with the ladies in your arms, and parachute to safety. Give the volcano the finger as you descend.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)01:29 No.5013392
    >>5013374
    I like your style friend.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:30 No.5013397
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    >>5013384
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:31 No.5013404
    punch the plane as you jump out, the three ladies clinging to your brawny body
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:33 No.5013431
    save the bunnies with our manlyness and charm! its the only way!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:34 No.5013438
    PUNCH THE ISLAND AS YOU LAND!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:37 No.5013468
    >>5013342

    Fuck that, their names are part of a life that no longer exists. Having met Rudy they can never be who they used to be.

    As such, inform them that their names are now Alecto, Tisiphone, and Megaera.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:38 No.5013476
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    >>5013287
    >>5013322
    >>5013336
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:38 No.5013478
    >>5013404
    punch the three ladies as you jump out, clinging to the plane your with brawny body
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:39 No.5013489
    >>5013468

    Also, from now on, they need to wear little A, T and M buttons so that... other, less manly people, can tell them apart. We'll allways remember their names, cause we're RUDY THE SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER, but others might have trouble.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:39 No.5013492
    >>5013476
    YES!
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)01:40 No.5013494
    >>5013476
    EXCELLENT! Land in a manly fashion on solid ground, with the ladies swooning around you.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:40 No.5013500
    >>5013476

    Do not utter a one liner on the way down. That shit is not classy.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:41 No.5013509
    >>5013476
    LOOK AT THOSE MANLY ARMS GODDAMN
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:41 No.5013514
    >>5013476
    now guide the chute down to the safest looking landing spot and proceed to rename the women
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:42 No.5013522
    WE'RE NOT TAKING THAT SHIT! PUNCH THE MOTHER FUCKING GROUND WITH THE FORCE OF A CRASHING PLANE!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:42 No.5013530
    >>5013476
    got time for a quickie before they land?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:44 No.5013547
    Wherever we land, we punch the first new person we see and demand to know where the fuck we are
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:45 No.5013559
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    >>5013547
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:51 No.5013614
    Check the bunnies to see how wet they are.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:52 No.5013627
    This is the best Quest ever.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:54 No.5013640
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    Rudy remains completely silent and manly as they touch down.
    The ladies are even more infatuated with him now, swooning and staring.

    Suddenly, Rudy breaks the silence by saying: Alecto, Tisiphone, and Megaera.
    The ladies immediatly understands that these are their new names that go with their new lives.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:55 No.5013651
    >>5013640
    Now: Begin repopulation.
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)01:55 No.5013653
    >>5013640
    Those names are awesome.

    We will vanquish that volcano. It usurps our dominance and virility.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:55 No.5013657
    I HOPE YOU'RE READING THIS THREAD, GNOLL

    THIS IS HOW YOU DO INTERACTIVE STORIES CORRECTLY
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:56 No.5013661
    >>5013640

    Damn, we are one manly motherfucker.

    Get the ladies started on building a temporary shelter. We need to do a bit of exploring.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:57 No.5013671
    The girls must be worn out from that experience. Punch together a shelter and make with some tender loving til morning.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:57 No.5013672
    >>5013640
    REPOPULATE
    Add subquest: find and fix the plane.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:58 No.5013674
    See what we can recover from the crash.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:58 No.5013677
    If Rudy finds a group of seven stranded castaways, begin punching and do not stop.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)01:59 No.5013684
    >>5013640
    Catchy.
    Cast your manly gaze upon this island.
    if your name was Robin, this island would know it's master.
    But you are RUDY.
    Stride down the beach purposely, surveying this island domain.
    For it WILL be bent to your will.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:59 No.5013688
    >>5013671

    This. Emphasis on the punching. Don't take any shit from no trees.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:59 No.5013689
    >>5013657
    by railroading?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:01 No.5013710
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    >Alecto, Tisiphone, and Megaera.

    >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Furies
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)02:03 No.5013725
    >>5013710
    Calm down. It's not like this is weaver or anything. Names are just names. Bitches can be just bitches.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:03 No.5013728
    >>5013710
    Moar like "the furries"
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:03 No.5013733
    >>5013710
    More like The Furries
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:03 No.5013737
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    Rudy sends Alecto, Tisiphone, and Megaera off to build shelter, who immediatly follow his command and run off.

    Rudy, however, is going to have more than just words with that MOTHERFUCKING VULCANO!
    RUDY IS GOING TO FUCK THAT ROCK UP!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:04 No.5013747
    >>5013737

    Shit yes. Pistols at dawn!

    As soon as Rudy finds some pistols.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:05 No.5013749
    >>5013737

    FUCK YEAH! Punch anyone who stands in our way too!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:06 No.5013762
    >>5013689

    >bawww the OP didn't do exactly what I wanted

    Quit being a little faggot. He did what most of the majority votes wanted him to do, only straying a few times, and the entire thing was awesome anyway. Just shut up and go away.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:07 No.5013769
    >>5013737
    Fuck yeah! Mano a Volcano! That motherfucker is writing checks that it can't cash!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:07 No.5013774
    >>5013657

    Sudden twist: Its Gnoll all along.
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)02:08 No.5013777
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    >>5013710
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:08 No.5013786
    >>5013737
    Fuck year, it's fist of the motherfucking north star time!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:08 No.5013788
    We're going to punch that fucking volcano till it's cries for help get us rescued.

    Then we punch our rescuer and demand they take us to safety.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:10 No.5013805
    >>5013737

    While I agree with the plan, keep an eye out for angry natives shooting poison darts. That shit stings.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:10 No.5013806
    >>5013725
    LOL YEAH DAWG. Man if this were weaver we'd be fucked.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:12 No.5013827
    Punch the Volcano til it emits S.O.S. in smoke signals repeatedly
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)02:12 No.5013829
    >>5013737
    FUCK YES YOU ARE THE BEST DRAWQUESTER EVER.

    NOW LET'S GO FUCK US UP A VOLCANO.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:13 No.5013837
    >>5013827

    Second
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:13 No.5013843
    Examine surroundings for delicious exotic island meats.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:14 No.5013848
    >>5013843
    and cheeses
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:14 No.5013860
    >>5013848

    and RINGS OF EQUAL VALUE
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:15 No.5013874
    >>5013860
    THREE in fact.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)02:16 No.5013880
    >>5013860
    Good Idea.

    Volcano = GEMSTONES.
    PART 1 OF SUBQUEST.
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)02:16 No.5013882
    >>5013860
    PUNCH RINGS OUT OF VOLCANIC OBSIDIAN. THEN THEY ARE OF EQUAL VALUE.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:17 No.5013894
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    Rudy PUNCHES his way through the jungle to the foot of the vulcano, where he is blocked by some sort of SHRINE of a crouching man holding two unlit torches! Judging by the skulls, people get sacrificed here.

    There is a BRAZIER with an ongoing fire next to it.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:17 No.5013897
    Now that Rudy is not accidentally causing the plane to crash, ponder the meaning of that flashback.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:18 No.5013898
    >>5013737
    He should've told them to get themselves ready for when he gets back. They are going to get the fucking of their lives.

    All 9 holes are going to get a work out.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:18 No.5013902
    >>5013894

    Punch fire onto the torches
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:18 No.5013907
    >>5013894

    Punch that fucker in his big stone teeth. If that doesn't work, light the torches.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:19 No.5013908
    >>5013902

    FUCK THAT! PUNCH OUR WAY THROUGH! NO SHIT!
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)02:19 No.5013914
    >>5013894
    Skulls. I think we've found a clue.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:19 No.5013915
    >>5013894
    SACRIFICE the ugliest or least horny of the bunnies.

    Await reply from ancient diety.

    PUNCH ancient diety.

    Await reply from ancient diety.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:19 No.5013916
    Solve the puzzle.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:19 No.5013918
    Oh right. FLASHBACK! THINK ABOUT IT!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:20 No.5013919
    >>5013894
    set two skulls on fire. place flaming skulls onto the torches.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:20 No.5013920
    Light the torches.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:20 No.5013929
    >>5013915

    A gentlemen of learning is above such primitive pagan rites.
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)02:21 No.5013930
    >>5013894
    PUNCH THAT GODDAMN SHRINE, LIKE A PROPER GENTLEMAN.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:21 No.5013931
    Light torches by focusing sunlight with your monocle.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:23 No.5013950
    >>5013931

    Fuck the monocle. GLARE that fucker into submission.
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    RUDY PUNCHES THE FUCKING BRAZIER INTO THE TORCHES
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:24 No.5013961
    Adjust your cravat dramatically.
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)02:26 No.5013973
    >>5013956
    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:26 No.5013976
    >>5013956

    Fuck Yeah! We are the manliest adventurer ever!
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)02:27 No.5013977
    Is it bad, that more that I read, more that I want to be a bunny girl? Or is that just /tg/ in me speaking?

    Anyway.

    Adjust your cravat in front of the statue. There can only be one death machine on this island.
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)02:28 No.5013991
    >>5013977
    ADJUST CRAVAT WITH COCKY PHRASE.

    USE OUR RAZOR SHARP WIT TO CUT THROUGH THE HEAVENS
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:28 No.5013993
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    >>5013956
    As soon as both torches are lit a grinding noise begins. The shrine's teeth slowly seperate AND ARE THEN PUNCHED IN BY RUDY.

    A dark opening is revealed.
    >> Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 06/27/09(Sat)02:29 No.5014005
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:30 No.5014009
    >>5013993
    dive into the opening, Punch-bringers first!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:30 No.5014011
    Step inside, let eyes adjust to darkness.

    Proceed onward with a gallant stroll and an eye out for goddamn traps.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:31 No.5014020
    Punch the darkness.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:31 No.5014027
    >>5013977
    /tg/ already did it's time as a bunnygirl. Now we are manly GAR cat guy, dammit!
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)02:34 No.5014048
    >>5014027
    I missed most of that time. Excuse me to still going through the steps.
    Also
    GET IN THERE AND ADJUST TOPHAT.
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    Before continuing, Rudy dusts off his hands and readjusts his cravat whole solemnly uttering the phrase,
    >Sometimes you just have to bite down and take it, chap.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:38 No.5014095
    >>5014070
    No spoilers on /tg/, bro.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:39 No.5014099
    >>5014091
    Yeah, tags don't work.
    >>  06/27/09(Sat)02:41 No.5014121
    >>5014091
    should of used something like bite me.
    but thats not very gentlemanly.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)02:43 No.5014142
    >>5014091
    Well, that was a clue as to who you are as well.
    I like this game.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:51 No.5014192
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    1. Dig immense chamber beneath the sacred grounds you've just desecrated.
    2. Pile in it the most sinister things the ancient ruins hold.
    3. Construct an enormous complex to go on top of it.
    4. Flood the valley.
    5. Sire incestuous rabbit / cat children.
    6. ???
    7. RubyQuest.
    >> Agent Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 06/27/09(Sat)02:55 No.5014230
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    >>5014192
    .......Oh god.

    It all makes sense.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)02:56 No.5014233
    Where do the bird and goat strains come from then?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:57 No.5014235
    Continued here >>5014203
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:57 No.5014243
    Uh... enter?



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