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    20 KB Dorf Quest LVIII Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/26/09(Fri)23:15 No.5012009  
    Oh boy oh boy oh boy its the big day!

    [There will be a bit of cutscene before anything happens tonight, my apologies. I will do my best to be quick about it.]
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/26/09(Fri)23:16 No.5012023
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    Time to start the ceremony!
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/26/09(Fri)23:16 No.5012026
    Holy shit, a day early?


    And wedding cutscene is fine. I demand Lily riding pet baby spider in as combination ring-bearer/bridesmaid, though.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:17 No.5012031
    >Dorf Quest LVIII
    Can we has a Love Can Bloom?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:17 No.5012035
    You just couldn't wait till Saturday, could ya?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:18 No.5012037
    Sweet. Dorf Quest and Moonleaf Quest going at once. My day is complete.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/26/09(Fri)23:18 No.5012039
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    Oh, so many people showed up! You're glad they could come. Without them, this ceremony would feel so empty.

    You have no idea how she did it, either, but somehow Cultist got Xom to be their priest! Worrisome, but at least the ceremony will be memorable.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:19 No.5012042
    to be honest, moonleaf quest seemed sorta dead. Gnoll fell asleep or something again, didn't he?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:19 No.5012043
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/26/09(Fri)23:19 No.5012046
    Cultist-chan is heading to the altar in a maternity bridal gown.

    I think Love not only Bloomed, but Pollinated and Fruited too.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:19 No.5012047
    Aldwin should take ranks in hatmancer.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:19 No.5012048
    Sniff. I always cry at weddings.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:20 No.5012054
    >Xom officiating
    Not exactly a good sign.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/26/09(Fri)23:21 No.5012063
    Who's that just lounging in the pew on the left? That hair and boneless slouch look disturbingly familiar...
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:21 No.5012064
    Who's the best man?
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    >dorf quest
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:22 No.5012073
    Who is that not looking at us?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/26/09(Fri)23:24 No.5012088
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    Xom: "Alright, lets get this thing started! Do you, Personface, take this Cultist, in sickness and mutation, in ugliness and in beauty, through the fire and the flames, we carry on, we carry on, something something black parade... say I do."

    Aldwin: "I do."

    Xom: "Good. Now, Cultist, do you take Personface, in blah blah say I do."

    Cultist: "I do."

    Xom: "If any of you lot have objections, SAY EM IN THE NEXT TWO SECONDS OR THESE TWO WILL KISS, and then they will share cooties and it will be gross."

    Oh, right, about that. Work called me in for an extra day tomorrow, so I need to do this now, or Monday. I opted for now.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:25 No.5012093
    That's right. Troll Quest is over on /d/ somewhere; I hear they're recruiting.

    On-topic now, kinda surprised Nemelex isn't paying his regards.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/26/09(Fri)23:25 No.5012095
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    "Yeah, I have an objection. Why aren't I your best man, Aldwin? I came back from the dead to be here for you."
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:25 No.5012102
    inb4 objection!
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:26 No.5012110
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    Dammit Findlay, go eat Kav again, and make sure she enjoys it this time!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/26/09(Fri)23:28 No.5012125
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    Oh, also, that was /emd cutscene.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:28 No.5012126
    Why does he look so vampiry?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:28 No.5012128
    Give perfectly reasonale explenation.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:29 No.5012137
    Cultist: Throw Xom at Finlay.
    Aldwin: Continue being stunned.
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    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:30 No.5012150
    Aldwin: "Wait... who are you again?"
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:30 No.5012152
    Explain that he would be, except that he was dead when you picked your best man. So please sit quietly and enjoy the wedding.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/26/09(Fri)23:30 No.5012154
    Check inventory. Check it!
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:30 No.5012156
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:32 No.5012169
    Have Furious George show up in best man tux and apologize for being late.

    Have Aldwin point at him and say "He asked first. Sorry."
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/26/09(Fri)23:35 No.5012190
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    "Who are you, exactly?"
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:36 No.5012207
    Hope he has a ring of elemental resistance, cause that was one ICE BURN!
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:37 No.5012220
    Undead have cold resistance.
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    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:39 No.5012231


    Well shit.
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    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/26/09(Fri)23:41 No.5012245
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    "Really? I am forgotten, already? And after I'd finally forgiven you for killing me... Well, no matter. I'll step outside. Enjoy your wedding, Aldwin."
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/26/09(Fri)23:42 No.5012252
    "Hey Lily, this guy is seriously creepy bad news. And he's the one that had that fairy gangster try to attack the Goldmoon Slayers. He wants to kill you all. Also, we think he may be a worshipper of Xanatos. And Beardbeard killed Garrelf last thread at the culmination of a massive deathmatch. But that may be in your future right now, hell if I know what the time relationship is here. Anything else you want the all-knowing eye of /tg/ to tell you?"
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:42 No.5012257
    Apologize, tell him you remember, and that he's welcome to stay at watch so long as he behaves.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:43 No.5012259
    Aww... poor guy.

    Tell him to wait. You were just joking. He's more than welcome at our wedding.
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    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:43 No.5012263

    Give the guy his hat back. We have our own hat now, and FInlay gets a bad rap most of the time.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:44 No.5012274
    We cannot refuse the man on this, the day of our fiance's wedding.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/26/09(Fri)23:44 No.5012277

    "Actually, I think it was Goldmoon who killed you. Because you lied to her too much. So you probably don't want to do that again.

    But I do have my own hat now, so I can give yours back if you want it."
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    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:45 No.5012287

    Alright, good job Gnome, you made me feel sad for the sociopathic loon. He can stay- forgiveness is part of being a good guy- especially someone on their wedding day.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/26/09(Fri)23:45 No.5012291
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    "No, thanks. I think that'll be good..."
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:46 No.5012299
    Lily should use that god power that hurts undead.
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    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:48 No.5012318
    who is our best man anyway?

    if we lack one, why not let him be it.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:49 No.5012329
    Hasn't he been haunting our dreams lately or something?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:50 No.5012332
    We should ask Xom for a best man. Surely he will pick his favorite chaosknight and/or the most hilarious thing possible.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:51 No.5012354
    Complain to Xom that Finlay is breaking up your nice, orderly wedding, and that since Xom wants a nice, orderly, well-structured time for everyone, he should calmly and politely boot Finlay from the room and allow the entirely orderly situation to continue according to plan.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/26/09(Fri)23:51 No.5012357

    Forgiveness is the order of the day, then, as long as he doesn't try anything.

    For the sake of awesome, toss him his hat back so that it lands on his head and spins just enough for the feather to be in the right spot.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:51 No.5012359
    Ceremonially give Finlay his hat back, and ask him, please, to stay, because everyone should be happy on his wedding day.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/26/09(Fri)23:53 No.5012371
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    "I'm sorry, Finlay, really. You can stay if you want. I don't have a best man picked, because everyone I know is a girl. You can be best man! C'mon, I've even got your hat back at the windmill. I can give it to you after the wedding!"

    "...Well, I don't know what to say. Thank you, Aldwin. That is very... generous of you."
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:53 No.5012377
    Be faster Gnome, damn.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:53 No.5012382

    What can I say. I give till it hurts!

    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:54 No.5012388
    In before he takes Aldwin's hand off with his teeth
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:56 No.5012405
    Where's Coco?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:56 No.5012407
    Man, if he ruins cultists wedding, theres gonna be Xom to pay!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)00:00 No.5012447
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    "Pssst! Hey Aldwin, take this ring."
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:00 No.5012449
    What the hell is cultist's name anyway?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:01 No.5012457
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)00:01 No.5012461
    *snicker* *giggle*
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:02 No.5012476

    Sure. Why not?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:03 No.5012481
    In before cursed ring of impotence
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:04 No.5012495
    Miniature girdle of gender change. I know it.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)00:04 No.5012497
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    "Now give it to the zombie guy."

    "Um... why?"

    "Because he's your best man, Personface!"

    "um... Wat."

    "Or really, just give it to whoever."

    This looks like your wedding ring. What do you do?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)00:05 No.5012508
    Give it to Finlay so he can give it to us so we can put it on cultist.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:05 No.5012517

    Cry and consummate your marriage right there on the altar.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:06 No.5012521
    I see no reason not to trust Xom. Give it to Finlay.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:06 No.5012522

    Duh. Give it to cultist.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:07 No.5012534
    Give it to him. If we don't already have a ringbearer, Finlay can be ours to make up for us being rude to him!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:09 No.5012557
    When has Xom ever steered us wrong?
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)00:13 No.5012594
    Xom kills a demonspawn chaosknight every time someone says that.
    So please, Think of the mutations!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)00:14 No.5012604
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    Lily was your ring bearer.

    You give the ring to Finlay.

    "HYAAAAAHAAHAHAAAAAA! I now pronounce you MAN and DEAD GUY."
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:15 No.5012620
    He didnt say I do! it doesnt count!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:17 No.5012636
    Well shit.

    Oh well. Apologise to cultist.

    Come on Finlay. Honeymoons awaiting.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:17 No.5012642
    You...you may now kiss the dead guy?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:17 No.5012646
    oh xom.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)00:17 No.5012647
    I hate you both so much right now.

    Shouldn't Aldwin have had enough Logic not to do something that fucking stupid?

    Also, cheat like a motherfucker with our cards to see if we have one that will wipe the memory of this particular bit of stupidity from the minds of all present. Then give the ring Lily was holding to THE RIGHT GODDAMN PERSON JESUS FUCK
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:18 No.5012652
    Wait, does this mean cultist is a dead guy now? Are those some of her mutations?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:20 No.5012670
    Tell Xom marrying Finlay would make no sense because you gave him the ring.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)00:20 No.5012672
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    We should have seen this coming, in retrospect.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)00:22 No.5012687
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    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:23 No.5012697

    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:23 No.5012698
    Technically, all Xom did was pronounce Finlay legally dead.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:23 No.5012703
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:24 No.5012715
    Well shit, no two ways around it.

    marry finlay.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:24 No.5012718
    Aldwin. Say "No. I'm Marrying Cultist."
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:25 No.5012719
    Wait Xom making someone get married by handing them a ring makes perfect sense. Meaning Xom is becoming logical meaning...oh dear god.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:25 No.5012728
    I guess it's official now. Time for the honeymoon, lovebirds.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:25 No.5012731
    Technically all that Xom has done is pronounce Aldwin a MAN and Finlay a DEAD GUY.
    I say we ignore him and continue the ceremony.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)00:26 No.5012734
    Polygamy is a Xom thing, right?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:26 No.5012735
    Psst. Lilly. Help us out here. Your a cleric or priest or something, arent you? Can't you step in and perform the marriage proper?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)00:26 No.5012739
    Two moons were lost the last time that happens. QUICK REPLACE ALDWIN'S NEXT SENTENCE WITH SOMETHING SILLY!
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)00:28 No.5012750
    If she worshiped Yog, she could just banish Xom for a little bit.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:28 No.5012754

    I say this, but in an amusing way.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:28 No.5012756
    Since Cultist and Aldwin already said "I do" to each other, then obviously the only solution is that Cultist use her Xom-given and womanly-rage augmented powers to beat the ever-living shit out of Xom for fucking up her wedding. Because there's some shit that isn't cool even when Xom does it, and because RIGHTEOUS FEMININE RAGE is the one power against which there is no defense.

    Or ask Nemelex to deal with this shit.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:30 No.5012767
    That "I do" doesn't count. He didn't ask Finlay the big question.

    Or to Aldwin, technically. He asked us if we took Cultist to be our wife, and Finlay isn't a cultist of Xom.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)00:30 No.5012775
    Xom would block the attack with a banana then eat it.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:30 No.5012780
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)00:31 No.5012790
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)00:31 No.5012793
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    "No, Xom. Fuck you. I am marrying Cultist."
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)00:32 No.5012802
    >bad idea
    >delicious candy
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:33 No.5012803
    Hopefully Xom is amused by our boulder-sized testicles for saying "Fuck you" to a god incarnate.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:33 No.5012806

    Ignore Cultist
    Tell me to fuck off.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)00:33 No.5012815

    "Hey Lily, tell Xom there's going to be something really amusing happening outside Buzzardloved in, like, half an hour or so. Just do it. Recommend he leave now if he wants to make sure he has fresh popcorn and a good seat."
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)00:35 No.5012841
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    The temple is deathly silent.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)00:37 No.5012856
    No, just say.
    "Beardbeard is going to fight that elf."
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)00:38 No.5012863
    I can see where this is going.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:39 No.5012868
    No, Xom, we would never tell you No. No, of course Not. Never. But we are marrying Cultist, fuck you.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)00:39 No.5012870
    >see where this is going
    lol no u dnt
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:39 No.5012872
    "If you're the God of Love, Xom, then fucking with True Love would be a violation of your divine mandate. It'd be like Moradin saying 'I'm going to have the elves buttfuck the dorfen race', or Fate saying 'I'm going to use a genuine RNG to determine my next move'. You can't do it."
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:39 No.5012873
    "Correct. I'm rejecting your plan and substituting my own. Chaos wouldn't be chaotic if it always went your way, would it?"
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:39 No.5012875

    Your damn right I did. What cultist and I have... that's love. And nothing, not the undead, not beardbeard, not even you, Xom, is going to stand in the way of that love. You got me, fox-boy?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:40 No.5012878
    the planet still has a spare moon, right?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:40 No.5012883

    "You got that the first time I spoke. No, Xom, I'm marrying Cultist."

    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)00:40 No.5012886
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    >No, Xom, we would never tell you No. No, of course Not. Never. But we are marrying Cultist, fuck you.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)00:40 No.5012887
    That works. Also, tell him a kobold gets to be incredibly badass. Because that's, like, double amusing or something.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)00:41 No.5012899
    Your plan. It has a flaw.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:42 No.5012907

    Brace for impact
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:44 No.5012923
    So... if we kill Xom, we become Xom, right?

    If it comes down to it, Aldwin may have to stand his ground, and damn if true love is going to back down this easy.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)00:44 No.5012930
    Have Lily erupt into seething Nerdrage over her mommy and daddy having their wedding wrecked by a fucking fox.

    Or have Xanatos pop in at the door and casually mention that she doesn't like Xom fucking with her only remaining worshipper on the continent.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)00:45 No.5012939
    If we somehow became the God of Love while leaving Xom as God of Chaos, that would be amusing.

    But I prefer Aldwin to stay without divine essence.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)00:46 No.5012948
    Xom isn't like the pansies we've faced. He is one of the original 4 and easily the second strongest gods. He is stronger then the god that can completely rewrite your brain and the one that can kill you dead with the blink of an eye.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)00:47 No.5012952
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    "Chicken eggs will hatch winged pigs. I'll invert hell's temperature. Now, I just need a name for this day.... hmm, oh what could I name it..."
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:48 No.5012967
    "NoToXom day. Now can we continue with the marriage?"
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:48 No.5012971
    Cultist's day.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:49 No.5012978

    And yes, it's the voice of Raul Julia saying that. Nobody knows where it's coming from.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:49 No.5012979

    "The day Xom sucked it up and stopped being a petulant man-child deity?"
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)00:49 No.5012982
    I like cultist...please no.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:50 No.5012984
    Saint Valentine's day.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:50 No.5012987
    Call it the Holi day. just because.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)00:51 No.5012991
    Reach into the abyss and grab something. Name it after the thing you grabbed.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:51 No.5012997

    You act as if Xom would ever harm one of his own followers.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:51 No.5012999
    "The day Coco showed up behind you with embarrassing pictures from when you and Xanatos were dating?"
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)00:54 No.5013028
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    Various members of the congregation shout out some ideas.

    "Hmmm, not bad. Not baaaad. What does everyone think of... Armageddon? It has a nice ring to it. One city per year, gone from the map. You think it'd catch on?"
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:55 No.5013034

    "Sure. But since you already did Aordor this year, you have to wait until next year to do another one."
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)00:56 No.5013041
    I think you should throw up, give the barf sentience, then ask it its name and name the day after it. It should also be the one who consumes the cities. You can name it Armageddon if it can't talk.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:56 No.5013042
    Use awesome happy face to make yourself totally unobtrusive and pitiful.

    Walk behind Xom casually. Stabbity ensues. Find the result hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:56 No.5013044
    How about... No? Didn't you have a wedding to run?
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)00:57 No.5013049
    Oh good.
    This I can handle.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:57 No.5013050
    why not call it yadday?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:57 No.5013057
    Way to be a petulant whiny dick, Xom. This isn't Chaotic. It's petty, weakass bullshit. I'd expect this from Glittergold. Not from you.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:57 No.5013058
    Lookin' pretty Trog there, Xom. Why don't you stick to mutations and silly god gifts?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)00:57 No.5013059
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    "Xom, behave. You have a wedding to run."
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:58 No.5013067
    Why go with something as small as a city?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:58 No.5013071

    "Honestly, it's a little overdone.

    And predictable."
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:58 No.5013073
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    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:58 No.5013075
    "Incedentally, how long have you been the god of Chaos?"
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)01:00 No.5013087
    Write down the idea, it sounded like a good one.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:00 No.5013090
    Wait, how is whats-her-face who miscarried because of Xom and who is SITTING IN THE TEMPLE RIGHT NOW reacting to all of this?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)01:02 No.5013105
    He should remove all of her mutations since she didn't earn them.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:03 No.5013117
    But how do you EARN mutations?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)01:04 No.5013128
    Amuse Xom. If they were used as a weapon against you and you don't worship Xom, then you don't deserve them.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)01:05 No.5013133
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    "Hello Rary!"

    "Don't touch me, Xom."

    "This whole armageddon thing is far too predictable. So what if he said 'No.' You don't have to be a baby about it. Let the guy marry his girl. If you're so angry, just throw the moon at me again."

    What a very good question.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)01:07 No.5013147
    No matter what else happens, this requires (at the dramatically appropriate point) an epic "Power of Love" smooch between Aldwin and Cultist.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)01:07 No.5013157
    That's how he broke two moons? I thought it would be something awesomer.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:08 No.5013167

    This. Dramatic Kiss. Give Xom the finger as you dip and kiss your Cultist, Aldwin.
    >> Fuuka the Daemon Pirate 06/27/09(Sat)01:10 No.5013175
    ..Did Aldwin say no to Xom.. and get away with it?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:10 No.5013180
    Do the three stooges amuse Xom?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)01:10 No.5013186
    rolled 6 = 6

    He should demand a randomly chosen snackrifice. Number goes from left to right in this picture
    Starting with Finlay.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)01:11 No.5013192
    Xom will not be amused.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)01:12 No.5013198
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    "Xom is such a bitch. C'mon Aldy, I'm an ordained priest too. If you want, I'll marry you to Cultist. Lets get out of here."
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)01:12 No.5013200

    Well, I guess that explains where the extra moons went.

    Also, shouldn't the half-destroyed leylines be providing a delicious opportunity for chaos?
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)01:12 No.5013203
    Since when where you a pirate?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:13 No.5013210
    Why doesn't Lily have a :3?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:13 No.5013214

    Wait! Don't forget the ring!
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 06/27/09(Sat)01:13 No.5013215
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    goddamn your dumb ideas Vector.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)01:14 No.5013220

    ...he just rolled himself.

    Boy, won't that be awkward.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:14 No.5013221
    I KNOW THE PROBLEM! Aldwin isn't appropriate to marry Finlay. One is a living. One is deadish. Both are male. Ew.

    Aldwin needs a makeover so he's a proper match.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)01:16 No.5013235

    Have Coco marry Findlay. He's a girl...probably.
    >> Fuuka the Daemon Pirate 06/27/09(Sat)01:16 No.5013238
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    >Since when where you a pirate?

    When haven't I been?

    Plundering the seas of /tg/! Thats me!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:16 No.5013242
    No, Aldwin and Xom are exempt from the roll.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:17 No.5013254
    Pirate Wenches need at least C-Cups.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:18 No.5013259

    Fuck yes you are the best assassin. Get Married in assassinwedding.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:18 No.5013260
    You're no pirate! You don't even have an eyepatch!
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)01:18 No.5013263
    Where did my name go?
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)01:18 No.5013264


    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)01:18 No.5013265
    Fair enough.
    Back to the 90210 drama!

    Call Xom a faggot more!
    That'll work!
    >> Fuuka the Daemon Pirate 06/27/09(Sat)01:19 No.5013279
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    How do you like me now?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:21 No.5013298
    still no eyepatch. you can't be a pirate without an eyepatch you whore.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:21 No.5013299

    Daemon pirate wenches can't have penises...like you do.

    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)01:21 No.5013303
    I rolled a 1d8. I either excluded Xom and cultist, cultist and Aldwin, or Xom and Aldwin. All are the same result.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:21 No.5013306
    Where is eyepatch and parrot?
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)01:22 No.5013312
    None of that fanservice now.
    We have business to take care of
    srs biznuss.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:22 No.5013317
    Looks like Cultist isn't upset with us. That's good.

    Let's go and get married somewhere else.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:22 No.5013319
    Right right.

    Where is Gnome? Drawing up an epic response?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)01:23 No.5013326
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    You take Nana up on her offer. Finlay has the ring. If we just ask him for it...

    ...Where is Finlay?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:23 No.5013327
    Nice response time.

    I think he's waiting for suggestions.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:23 No.5013332
    Maybe he fell asleep like Gnoll seems to.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:24 No.5013344

    oh you are fucking kidding me.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:25 No.5013353
    We can chase after Finlay some other day. Aldwin and Cultist don't need a ring to love each other.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:25 No.5013355
    Finlay ran off with our ring! The fucker!

    Go find BeardBeard, raise army of expendable kobolds to get ring back.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)01:26 No.5013364
    So much for my snackrifice.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:28 No.5013375

    Aldwin told Xom FUCK YOU to his face and got away with it.

    Beardbeard can't do something like that.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:28 No.5013377
    We could just check outside. Maybe he snuck out when Xom got all bitchy to avoid any fallout.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)01:28 No.5013381
    Oh yes he can.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:28 No.5013382
    We're the hero. We don't conquer kobold tribes.

    Besides, Aldwin has his own deck of expendable minions.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)01:28 No.5013383
    I'm sure it'll come up in the future man.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)01:29 No.5013393

    Use our cardsharp skills to pull the "Love" card out of our deck, cleanly tear it in half, and shape each half into a ring. Aldy takes the half with Cultist-chan on it, and puts the half with himself on it on Cultist-chan's finger.

    If you want an explanation for how this shit can work with flimsy cards, "Heart of the Cards" and then stony silence.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)01:31 No.5013411
    What if it lands on somebody important next time? I kinda dodged a bullet this time.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:32 No.5013414

    This, but do without being so stupid as to obviusly rip 'love' in half
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:32 No.5013415
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)01:33 No.5013435
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    You head on out, leaving Rary to take care of the Xom problem. You can perform the ceremony without the ring, for now... oh, wait.

    So impatient. There was only an eleven minute pause between posts, which is just as long as there usually is. I've checked these things - I average between 8 and 12 minutes between each post, towards the longer end when I have to draw 10 people in the page.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)01:35 No.5013447
    Have it come neatly apart in a brilliant card trick, then.

    Because the real point is that each partner here gets the half that represents the other. So no matter where they are, the other one's Love is with them. And when they're together, then the two pieces fit right back where they belong.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:36 No.5013452
    Again, in before cursed ring of impotence
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:36 No.5013454

    As said by Sir Paul McCartney

    "The love you make is equal to the love you take"
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:37 No.5013462

    Fuck yeah finlay!
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)01:37 No.5013464
    Emperor dammit Gnome, your weirding me out by being...normal....
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)01:39 No.5013488

    Tell him "Keep it. Given the trouble I've caused you, I think that your hat and a little starter cash are the least I could do. Don't be a stranger, yo. Unless you try to kill Goldmoon and crew again, because then I'd have to stop you."

    Then go back in and do the card trick to give Cultist the Cardsharp-style ring that she deserves. Fuck that mass-produced noise, we're making her ring ourself. Well, with a little bit of help from Nemelex.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:39 No.5013491
    Thank what is presumably Finlay. Officially ask him to be the best man in our (hopefully less chaotic) second try at a wedding.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)01:40 No.5013503
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    "Lets hope you can seal the deal next time, Aldwin."
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)01:41 No.5013515
    Why does Finlay have hair if he's a zombie?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:41 No.5013520
    Let's not mention the part about Goldmoon coming back.

    Speaking of which, where is she? Is she here in disguise?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:42 No.5013531

    Hug Finlay in thanks. He was almost our husband, after all.
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    >There was only an eleven minute pause between posts...
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)01:46 No.5013569
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    Goldmoon is hiding the fact she is alive from... everyone. Only you, Lily, Cultist, and Nevada know. She wishes she could be here, but alas, she had to sit out the wedding.

    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:47 No.5013582

    Great. Now. LETS GET MARRIED!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:48 No.5013587
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:49 No.5013596
    The undead have poor grammar.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:49 No.5013599
    >your welcome
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)01:50 No.5013609
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    Nana walks the two of you through your vows.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)01:54 No.5013641
    WHAT DOES THE RING DO?!?!?!?!1!?one?eleven
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:55 No.5013649

    Its a Ring of Infinite Commitment. Duh.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)01:56 No.5013658
    I'm not sure which would be better: have Mado catch the bouquet, and then another blushing embarrassed Nevada-tan running away incident, or the bouquet gets blown back to Nana, and then Mace proposes to her on the spot.

    It's a toughy.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:58 No.5013679
    Xom catches the bouquet, Rary proposes
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)02:00 No.5013690
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    "You may now kiss the... okay, you're on that already."
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:00 No.5013695

    Xom eats the bouquet. Proposes to Rary.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:00 No.5013697
    I'll trust Gnome's judgement. Whatever happens, it will be hilarious and heartwarming.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:00 No.5013701

    Gnome wins forever for making me laugh at 2:00AM on the dot. I'm glad I stayed up for you mate.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:00 No.5013702
    Everybody, D'aww:

    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:01 No.5013707
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)02:01 No.5013711
    And then we realize we just married Xom.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:02 No.5013714
    Shut up! Don't give Gnome ideas, he's and asshole and will make them true!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:03 No.5013726
    No, that Cultist is definitely pink. Gods are blue.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:03 No.5013736
    It's Xom in disguise. Loki helped him plan the whole thing.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:04 No.5013741
    Pre-emptive end of night sketch request: Aldwin and Finlay totally kissing after getting hitched by Xom.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:05 No.5013750
    Son of a bitch you beat me to it.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)02:05 No.5013751
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    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)02:06 No.5013758

    Woo Aldy! Hard to believe this started just as a chance meeting that the horndogs of /tg/ used as an excuse to vicariously flirt with an attractive girl.

    Wait, Lily heard that, didn't she? Shit.

    Ah, Lily, Aldy and Cultist really don't ever need to know about /tg/'s prurient interest and the role it played in their relationship, okay?
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/27/09(Sat)02:07 No.5013768
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    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)02:09 No.5013796
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    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:10 No.5013798
    Where exactly in the hell is Coco?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:10 No.5013810

    That trail of pink... Why... it could only be... GASP!
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/27/09(Sat)02:11 No.5013817
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:12 No.5013833
    The half of the vampire girl that didn't get incinerated by Beardbeard!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/27/09(Sat)02:15 No.5013870
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