chuckl'd

Yeah it's cool and all, but we already had this thread. I oppose repeated threads on principle.

>>4995645

But, I don't play 40k!

>>4995645
How is restoring cars better than painting miniatures?

They're pretty much same thing.

>>4995663
Yeah, but when you're done restoring a classic car, you have a classic car with which to pick up chicks. Chicks don't care about your immaculately painted ork army.

>titan of the tabletop

I demand that this is my new nickname.

Thanks man. You actually finished up the joke.

>>4995663
Because one is MANLY and oh... USEFUL.

>>4995672
You've spent a hell of a lot more money, though. And you can't use it to play Warhammer.

This had so much potential and it's finally realized.

Thank you stranger, you fixed something that was fagged up.

Awesome.jpg

Now do one for the DnD players.

>>4995678
Absolutely. You can't play 40k without an army, and there is nothing more manly than the Imperial Guard.

>These ones are pewter!

I lol'd

>>4995663

Kind of. Except that one requires mechanical aptitude & creates a usable vehicle while the other is more of an arts and crafts thing.

Fuck cars, I got a segway

>>4995678
How the fuck is a restored car useful? A new car will do exactly the same shit, and drive better to boot.

It was funny yesterday.

The next appropriate step was Youtube, not greentext

>>4995684
Yeah, a 40K hobby is much more social than restoring cars. Hell of a lot cheaper too, unless you plan on selling cars.

I hate bud light, but I love these commercials.

>>4995712

Yeah, Bud Light is piss but they have a fun marketing department.

This was actually pretty great.

>>4995708

Cars are a pretty social hobby too, just a more expensive one.

Its different kinds of obsession & obsession is the core of nerdiness.

Now do one for Warmachine!

>You may not have friends
That's not true! My miniatures are my friends!

But seriously, nice job. I can laugh at my hobby.

>>4995672
Pick up chicks? With your baby?

How about... NO, you non-crazy bastard?

Bud Light! also known as piss flavoured water!

other than that i lol'd

Bud light presents: Real Men of Genius

>Real Men of Genius!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Perverted Pen and Paper Roleplayer.

>Mr. Perverted Pen and Paper Roleplayer!

Some men prefer to have sex with real women. You sit in your basement and roleplay with other guys.

>It's called pretend!

Others may call you creepy, and shun you in public. But that's okay, everyone is girl around the table.

>You wanna fade to black?

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh perverse purveyor of porn. You may creep them out, but at least you get your jollies.

>Mr. Perverted Pen and Paper Roleplayer!

>>4995744

And even people who themselves don't restore cars may have an interest in them and would like to hear about the engine you just put into an old Mustang.

I like wargames and RPGs and not even I really give a fuck about your latest army or that one time your CE Elf Assassin killed the king's daughter.

>>4995758

Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius

>Real Men of Genius!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Socially Retarded Warmachine Player.

>Mr. Socially Retarded Warmachine Player!

Some men restore classic cars or go outside. You sit in your basement and painstakingly paint tiny plastic soldiers.

>These ones are pewter!

You may be clumsy and incoherent around members of the opposite sex, but that's okay; they don't play wargames, anyway.

>Do you wanna see my Warjack?

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh titan of the tabletop. You may not have friends, but at least your enemies know their place.

>Mr. Socially Retarded Warmachine Player!

>>4995803
>>4995645

They're exactly the same!

>>4995819

thatsthejoke.jpg

40k player here.

OP, I salute you, and your masterful use of humour.

>>4995704
They see me rollin'
on my Segway.
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and Nerdy

>>4995678
Those classic cars are not actually used. They sit in the garage being pretty. I guess maybe for a half hour in a wedding or something. Or if you bring it to shows, but that's essentially /tg/ at gencon.

Some one do Autistic Dwarf Fortress player!

Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius

>Real Men of Genius!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Surrogate Penis Classic Car Restorer.

>Mr. Surrogate Penis Classic Car Restorer!

Sure, you could just use a zucchini in your underpants like most guys with small dicks, but that's too affordable for a "real" man.

>I named her Glenda!

Girls may get wet when they hear the engine, but you dry them right back out when you start talking specs or how much you spent on paint.

>These tires only work on racetracks!

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, genitalia-impaired garage guru. Bitches hate guys who can afford their mortgage.

>Mr. Surrogate Penis Classic Car Restorer!

Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius

>Real Men of Genius!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Autistic Dwarf Fortress player!

>Mr. Autistic Dwarf Fortress player!

Some men play games with intense action. You sit and watch your pawns build a mountain fortress, obeying your every command.

>Butcher all the cats!

You may not get headshots or multikills, but that's okay, you can smash atoms with a drawbridge.

>Take that you stupid goblins!

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh dorf of the dungeon. You may not get the top score, but at least you showed those elves what you thought of the forests.

>Mr. Autistic Dwarf Fortress player!

>>4995909
Oooh Oooh, do one for Crawl now!

This thread is funny. Good job not ruining it with furfaggotry [yet], /tg/.

I salute YOU.

Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius

>Real Men of Genius!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Obsessed Dungeoncrawl Player.

>Mr. Obsessed Dungeoncrawl Player!

Some men Play 3D RPGs with incredible graphics and storyline. You play a grid based tile game that belongs in the 90's

>But it's still fucking sweet!

You may die alot early on, but that's okay, once you get past level 5 it's easy sailing from there.

>Fuuuuck you sigmund!

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh avaracious adventurer. You may forget to breathe, but at least Xom was pleased.

>Mr. Obsessed Dungeoncrawl Player!

>>4996025
>You may forget to breathe, but at least Xom was pleased.
GAHAHAHAHA

All the guys I've seen who restore cars are bat-shit insane junkaholics who can't hold a conversation for longer than a minute. Every group of guys has socially inept fucktards, learn to not creep people the fuck out, no-one cares what your hobbies are anyway.

>>4995645
>>4995798
>>4995803
>>4995909
>>4996025

Should I feel good that I haven't played any of these games?

>>4996025

Fucking saved

>>4996077

Then get back to /b/

>>4996077

No.

>>4996077

No. You should feel ashamed

>>4996108

Why should I? They don't look appealing to me. At all.

>>4996118

Then why are you here?

Oh dear! As soon as nanny turns away for a moment, the naughty kids go to 4chan and make bad threads and posts! Well, children, listen for a moment while the nanny explains something for you:

While posting in the Internet, you have a responsibility to create good and relevant content, as well as support other such content while ignoring entirely the trolls and other assholes. By doing so, you will help it to stay alive and healthy, allowing everybody to have wonderful time in the Internets! This thread is a troll thread (spell it with me: T-R-O-L-L- T-H-R-E-A-D), and should therefore be ignored so that it may die away. Otherwise it will learn a very bad lesson: That in here, trolls gain attention. It will come back, over and over again. It will bring friends. Eventually, it will turn the board to another /b/, which would be horrible.

Only you have the power to stop this! The only thing you can do is to Report the thread, then Ignore it entirely! You must not post in it, even while saging, even while technically ignoring the troll and posting something more relevant to the thread! It will only encourage the troll nonetheless. It does not make the slightest of a difference between the kind of attention it gets: Whether it's "FFFUUUU" or "0/10, troll harder" or "Let's turn this thread to something better", it's all attention to the troll, all bad.

Also, some of you may disregard the nanny's advice, thinking that you somehow know better than her, or even bump the thread specifically because you're told not to! Well, if you do that, you're only proving yourself to be ignorant and/or spiteful children. Once you grow up, you will understand that the nanny is always right! Won't that be just wonderful!

Learned your lesson? Nanny hopes so. She will now hide this thread from her sight, trusting in you wonderful children that you will do your part for the good of the board. Toodles!

>>4995705

Yes, because a piece of shit that only gets eighteen(street) miles to a gallon despite being something even a fa/tg/uy could push down the street, and crumples to dust at the slightest provocation really beats a stripped down charger with sun-bleached paint and bucket seats in fuel economy, maintenance costs, and noise(when the muffler isn't sawed off).

Oh wait...

>>4996133
This ain't a troll thread. What are you, stupid? People can take a joke.

>>4996133

Troll thread? I think you mean AWESOME THREAD.

Also, how about an X-Com one?

>>4996131

I just am.

>>4996149
Wait. Wait. Wait. Your name is Rubric Marine... and you don't play 40K? What's up with that?

>>4996133

no, nanny, you are the troll.

and then nanny was a troll.

>>4996133

Fuck you nanny, what do you know? We feed trolls here, sometimes grappling them (but then that ends up a mess with all of those strange rules for grappling in combat).

>>4996160

I live in Louisiana; there are no FLGSes here.

>>4996118

This reflects poorly upon you.

>>4996169
But it's so much more economic starving them to death, rather than stuffing them till they blow. Besides, it also serves as a test of discipline - a test all of you would immediately fail.

>>4995663
>How is restoring cars better than painting miniatures?

>They're pretty much same thing.

No. Cars are bigger and less elaborate.

>>4996179
You've the internet. eBay, man. And you can do what most fa/tg/uys with your problem do. Convert your friends to do the same. And even if that's out of your price range, there's stuff like Dark Heresy that's much cheaper. And easier to convince people to give a try.

Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius

>Real Men of Genius!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Cold-Hearted X-COM Commander.

>Mr. Cold-Hearted X-COM Commander!

Some men may charge into battle completely outgunned and outmanned. You sit back and order them to.

>Rookie prod rush!

You may get dozens of men killed every month, but that's okay, they only cost $40,000 to replace, plus you get the weapons back anyways.

>Would you like to buy a Plasma Rifle?

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, of Tactful Tactician. Your soldiers may die, but at least you showed those aliens who's boss.

>Mr. Cold-Hearted X-COM Commander!

>>4996179
Try Little Wars in Baton Rouge.

>>4996216
>You sit back and order them to.
I lol'd.

>>4995874

Whoa... Butthurt much?

You were doing this yesterday, man. Go after DnDfags or something.

>>4996179
"And Books Too" in Lafayette. They have Warhammer games every... Thursday and Saturday I think it was. Not totally sure.

>>4996207

>You've the internet. eBay, man.

I know; even if I had the armies, I have no one to play with.

>Convert your friends to do the same.

Like I said, I live in Louisiana. No shortage of friends, but they are all rock-dumb and have short attention spans. The few that game are Halo-type gamers.

>And even if that's out of your price range, there's stuff like Dark Heresy that's much cheaper.

I would love to have a Dark Heresy game, especially set in the Tiji Sector.

>And easier to convince people to give a try.

I doubt it.

>>4996221

Too far away. I can try get my brother to buy something, though; he's still going to college there.

>>4996251

Lafeyette is still far, but close enough for me to consider.

>>4996248

He did, butthurt sagefag.

>>4995798

Okay, it's getting awful rage-y and butthurt in here, so unless someone comes up with another interesting "Real men of Genius" for me to do, I'm gonna stop with that X-COM one.

>>4996295

>it's getting awful rage-y and butthurt in here

That's all of /tg/, bro.

>>4996263
If you do make your way to Lafayette, it's on Johnston street, pretty close to ULL.

>>4996295
Try Homebrew. Or drawfags.

>>4996295

Mr. Inquisitorial Acolyte?

>>4996295
Your xcom one wasn't that great. Should have included something involving friendly fire around cryssalids.

>We'll sort 'em out afterwards

Regardless...

Mr. Suddenly Wants To Play A Completely Different System?

Mr. Forces His Homebrew Bullshit Into Everything?

Mr. Tourneyfag?

Ooh! Mr. Voluntary /tg/ Moderator!

>>4996263
Seriously, you'd be surprised at how many people actually accept an invitation to pen and paper RPGs, despite the reputation we get. Most of them do it out of curiosity, but hey more often than not it works to our advantage.

>>4996303

I know where it is; saw it a few times. I'll have to drop by soon.

>>4996354

Using the Internet for anything other than work or Facebook or whatever marks you as weird. Like I said, I doubt it.

Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius

>Real Men of Genius!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Homebrew Everything and Make People Play it Guy.

>Mr. Homebrew Everything and Make People Play it Guy!

Some people like to stick with regular swords. You want to try out your super-heated saber with detachable sticky bomb on the tip.

>It'll be really cool, guys, I promise!

Others may not feel comfortable around your multi-sexed sentient bug-tentacle-bear character, but that's okay, you can kill them in their sleep.

>I swear I just wanted some rations!

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh terrible tracer of homemade tables. Your fellow PCs may get frustrated at your bogus numbers, but at least you got your cat-girl skeleram.

>Mr. Homebrew Everything and Make People Play it Guy!

>>4996141
This is /tg/ we base our lives on our hobby anything poking fun or saying it isn't the key to life and everything makes us rage hard.

>These ones are pewter!
>Do you wanna see my Dreadnought?

lol'd

That was awesome, OP.

Ok, different anon, new Xcom:

Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius

>Real Men of Genius!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Bravery 5 X-Com Soldier

>Mr. Bravery 5 X-Com Soldier!

Knowing when to run is an important attribute for a soldier. This your only attribute.

>I'm want my mommy!

Frenchmen cry tears of joy knowing someone else is more useless when the shit hits the fan.

>Why did I carry ammo?

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, o' dropper of weapons. Your friends may have needed your cover fire when you panicked, but at least they won't live long enough to report you.

>Mr. Bravery 5 X-Com Soldier!

Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius

>Real Men of Genius!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Homicidal Inquisitorial Acolyte Guy.

>Mr. Homicidal Inquisitorial Acolyte Guy!

Some men may talk about how bad heresy is. You do something about it.

>I need another clip for my autopistol!

You may walk a bloody path, but that's okay; that girl who said your coat looked nice on you won't be bothered by the temptings of Slaanesh anymore.

>That bitch was asking for it!

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh superior servant of the emperor. You may lead your party to a TPK, but at least the Emperor will be proud.

>Mr. Homicidal Inquisitorial Acolyte Guy!

>>4996345
Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius

>Real Men of Genius!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Voluntary /tg/ Moderator.

>Mr. Voluntary /tg/ Moderator!

Armed with an acid wit and a smug sense of confidence, you guard our board from everything you dislike.

>This shit isn't /tg/!

No matter how many people enjoy it, no discussion is too popular or involved for you to call the OP a troll.

>Hidden and reported!

The only thing you can ignore is people asking you to stop telling them to ignore things. The only thing you can't have in moderation, is moderation.

> 0/10!

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh watcher of the webs. You may not be appreciated, but your efforts rightly keep people from doing things they enjoy.

>Mr. Voluntary /tg/ Moderator!

>>4996471

>>4996471

I came!

>>4996345
Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius

>Real Men of Genius!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Voluntary /tg/ Moderator!

>Mr. Voluntary /tg/ Moderator!

Some people put their life on the line defending their country. You spend your life deleting furry porn and futas of 40k.

>I don't want to click that!

You may want to go outside for fresh air, but the moment you do spam litters the boards like /b/ on a field trip through the other forums.

>Oh GOD they discovered /d/!

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh sentinel of public decency. You might not be able to polish turds, but by god you'd be making diamonds by now if it /tg/ something else.

>Mr. Voluntary /tg/ Moderator!

>>4996416
Great, lol.

>>4996471
I lol'd

>>4995657

Isn't that like.. hypocritical or something? The setting isn't even that good...

HEY GUYS

GUESS WHAT I'VE GOT

THAT'S RIGHT, MOST OF THESE COMMMERCIALS IN MP3 FORM

AND WHAT SITE WOULD YOU LIKE THEM UPLOADED TO?

>>4996700
Maybe something like youtube?
Oh wait, they're already there.

If you still wanna upload them, rapidshare, megaupload and mediafire are all just fine.

Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius

> Real Men of Genius!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Strawman Fallacy Abuser.

> Mr. Strawman Fallacy Abuser!

A lesser man rebuts his opponent's argument. Instead, you pretend he said something retarded.

> Herpa DURR derp hurr-rr!

If green text doesn't work, you can always find refuge in drawfagging the debate.

> I'll give him a troll grin!

Because when you control both sides of the conversation, you can say pretty much whatever you want.

> I'm clearly the smart one!

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh wizard of wit. You may be laughed out of debate club, but it usually works on the internet.

>Mr. Strawman Fallacy Abuser!

Any other ideas for Real Men of Genius?

Or is it getting tiring already?

>>4996720

Made me lol so hard.

>>4996714

I'll do mediafire, out of consideration for people who may be downloading porn or something else at the same time.

UPLOADINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>4996735

Mr. Insert Magical Anime Girls into every setting ever?

I couldn't make it more succinct than that.

>>4996735

Exalted?

God I loved these commercials.

Real American Heroes, baby.

>>4996798

Can't make something for a system that isn't real.

Oh! Do a "Mr. Railroading DM"

Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius

> Real Men of Genius!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Real Men of Genius Parody Maker.

> Mr. Real Men of Genius Parody Maker!

Some men like to write novels, essays, or articles. You re-write old beer commercials to pertain to your hobby of choice.

> Natural 20 on your Hilarity check!

You may be copying a post that is copying a commercial from earlier this decade, but at least someone thinks it's funny.

> It's funny because he mentioned Warhammer!


So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh captain of the keyboard. Nobody may read your 300-page fanfiction detailing Mad Doc Grotsnik's gay relationship with Kharn the Betrayer, but at least they'll read your Real Men of Genius posts.

>Mr. Real Men of Genius Parody Maker!

>>4996828
I think we may have struck a nerve.

This place sucks and is for retarded morons only. You should check out the best site on the WWW instead:

Type "www.Anon" into your address field. Follow with "Talk" and finish it off with a nice ".com". Now press enter and bookmark the resulting page. Then remove 4chan from your bookmarks. You have now seen the light. Welcome.

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>>4996828
Hahahahahahahaha

Thank you.

>>4996828
Hey, cut that out. No recursion.

Also...

>Mad Doc Grotsnik's gay relationship with Kharn the Betrayer

I dare someone to write this.

>>4996848
No, I love these. I just got the idea in my head and couldn't let it go until I wrote it out. At least this idea was more wholesome than what /tg/ usually gets me to write.

I have not laughed like this since forever.

Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius

>Real Men of Genius!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Spiteful Railroading DM Guy.

>Mr. Spiteful Railroading DM Guy!

The players are there to enjoy your story, and you're gonna make damn sure they're there for it.

>The whole party get's captured!

When the players say 'no I don't' you say 'yes you do'.

>There's no way you can defeat the whole town guard!

When your BBEG gets defeated, he always escapes, because he was supposed to come back later anyways.

>(Female Chorus) Choo choo choo!

So here's to you, oh distasteful drag-along DM. Your party may hate you, but you're the DM and that's your job, right?


>Mr. Spiteful Railroading DM Guy!

>>4996901

Now they're getting shitty.

>>4996883

Archival time?

Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius

>Real Men of Genius!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Crazy-Ass Exalted Player Guy.

>Mr. Crazy-Ass Exalted Player Guy.

Hardly anyone plays your game, but you still stick to your charms.

>I've got perfect defense!

When you kick an enemy so hard, he flies out of the atmosphere, you don't say "how did I do that?" you say "Heeeell yeah."

>(Female chorus) Oh hell yeah!

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh essence cannon wielding master of the martial arts. It may not make much sense, but then again, it wasn't supposed to in the first place.

>Mr. Crazy-Ass Exalted Player Guy.

>>4996918
Was that one really that bad?

>>4996928

By the way, 88% uploaded.

>>4996471

>The only thing you can't have in moderation, is moderation.

I lol'd.

This is a great thread.

Bud Light presents: Real Exalts of Genius

>Real Exalts of Genius!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Usurption-Starting Sidereal.

>Mr. Usurption-Starting Sidereal!

Some exalts set out to make a world a better place. You killed thousands of people because you were stupid enough to get a hundred other people into the same room as you.

>Spell-shattering palm!

You might doom Creation to disaster, but at least you'll no longer be ignored by those uppity Solars.

>I'm sure the Solars couldn't have stop the Great Contagion!

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh Chosen of Secrets. You may not have saved the world, but at least you have as much Celestial cocaine as you want.

>Mr. Usurption-Starting Sidereal!

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?embhzzzhnnr

Nearly all the actual radio commercials.

First few: :D

Next few: :}

Last few: |. zzzzZZZZ

All of these are missing a call and response. Don't the actual ones go on a little longer?

We need one for Drawfag Guy.

>>4997016
Yeah, just starting to get old, I think I may be done churning them out.

>>4996981
> Some exalts set out to make a world a better place. You killed thousands of people because you were stupid enough to get a hundred other people into the same room as you.

Did you miss the part where the Solars were going to destroy the world BEFORE shit like the Contagion or the Crusade happened?

>>4997031

One call-and-response longer, yes, but close enough, I say.

>>4997069
Yeah, considering that's solely the opinion of some dudes on a forum rather than what made it into print.

>>4995758
>>4995803
Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius

>Real Men of Genius!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Socially Retarded Warmachine Player.

>Mr. Socially Retarded Warmachine Player!

Some men shoot guns or go hiking. You sit in your basement and obsessively assemble tiny metal robots.

>Karchev ins't a jack!

You may be lazy, unclean and morbidly obese, but that's okay; they don't play wargames, anyway.

>Do you wanna see my Warjack?

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh Behemoth of the tabletop. You may not have a life, but at least you have your RPGs.

>Mr. Socially Retarded Warmachine Player!

>>4997079
Did you READ Dreams of the First Age? Did you read the part in Sidereals that gave them the Prophecy?

Bud Light presents: Real American Heroes

>Real American Heroes!

Today we salute you, Mr. Combat Indecision Guy!

>Mr. Combat Indecision Guy!

Some people think that combat should take less than two hours. You look at those people and say "We have to do it right, not fast!" about three minutes later.

>Don't you waste your dailies!

Cure Light Wounds, Cure Serious Wounds, Healing Word. They all do pretty much the same thing, but you'll die before you spend ten minutes contemplating the strategic value of each one.

>Do we have some potions?

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, you hero of hesitation. Your pizza may get cold before your turn is over, but at least that you would have turned the tide of battle if you hadn't fumbled.

>Mr. Combat Indecision Guy!

Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius

>Real Men of Genius!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Moderately Talented Drawfag Guy.

>Mr. Moderately Talented Drawfag Guy!

Whether bored, looking to improve your talents, or just plain hungry for attention, there's always someone ready to request something.

>Attention drawfags!

And it WILL get sexual.

>(Female chorus) Tits or G-T-F-O!

So if you aren't prepared to draw the pootie-tang, be prepared for rage.

>And you call yourself a drawfag!

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh pusher of the pens; you might think you'd never debase yourself to drawing furry, but just you wait.

>Mr. Moderately Talented Drawfag Guy!

>>4997079
>>4997069

The Siderals fuck up anything they actually want to do.

>>4995656
>>I spend too much time browsing /tg/

This place sucks and is for retarded morons only. You should check out the best site on the WWW instead:

Type "www.Anon" into your address field. Follow with "Talk" and finish it off with a nice ".com". Now press enter and bookmark the resulting page. Then remove 4chan from your bookmarks. You have now seen the light. Welcome.

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>>4997095

Oh shit, a PROPHECY. That really means fuck all! Oh, and even if prophecies and destiny and shit meant anything, which they really don't, the sidereals completely failed to take into account beings outside of fate, and were the one who manufactured a world-ending problem where none existed before.

>>4997096
What about his cousin, Mr. Analysis-Paralysis-Boardgame-Guy?

>>4997069
If you didn't notice, every one of these is smugly biased, so don't take that as my actual opinion.

>>4997095
Prophesy means a lot when the effect the great curse has on Sidereals is 'hubris and false visions',

>>4997154
And when prophecy is, you know, the thing they do best. Also, they could look at the Loom and see that the Essence was fucking it up, that much is canon. And they could look at the Solars and see how fucked up they were getting. This too is canon.

oh god, i lol'd. best 40k thread ever.

Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius

>Real Men of Genius!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Over Analyzing Boardgame Player.

>Mr. Over Analyzing Boardgame Player!

Some games are meant to last a half hour. You take that meaning, per turn.

>Wait, I'm not done yet!

You try think of every possible outcome of you moving that one piece.

>I didn't take my hand off it yet!

When you opponent tells you to hurry up, you tell him to shut his face, your thinking.

>(female chorus) Gotta think, gotta think.

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, you long-winded player of the plastic. Your opponents aren't going anywhere for awhile, not until you corner them.

>Mr. Over Analyzing Boardgame Player.

>>4997164
But all of that is ruined by the fact that they thought they were infallibly correct, which they were not. The prophesy was wrong. That's the POINT.

>>4997188
>your thinking
you're thinking

Apologies.

Thread archival?

B3-lite presents: Real Clones of Genius

>Real Clones of Genius!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Extra-fizzy B3 Inventor.

>Mr.Extra-fizzy B3 Inventor!

Some men were happy with how fizzy regular B3 was. You knew happiness would be increased tenfold if it was 100% fizzier.

>Someone call a docbot!

Chlorine, Fluorine, Iodine; you experimented with them all to find the most effervescent recipe.

>That's what clones are for!

So crack open an ice-cold B3-lite, oh friend of the food vat. You may have fundamentally altered every citizen's genetic structure, but at least now we can all taste that delicious B3 taste, all of the time.

>Mr. Extra-fizzy B3 Inventor!

Do one about butthurt people.

>>4995672

lol "pick up chicks"

because you drive up and pick them up, right?

faggot. I drive a focus, play 40k, and still get more pussy than you. (which isn't a lot). but definitely more than you.

>>4997259

Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius

>Real Men of Genius!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. "Someone Archive This Thread".

>Is this getting archived?

Some anons would just go to thisisnotatrueending.com and do it themselves, but not you.

>How do I work internets?

It's... man, these things are hard to do. I give up.

>Quitter!

Yeah, yeah, shut up. God, I can't even see you girls, but I bet you're hot.

>Not kissing you!

OK, OK, that comic is funny, but you don't have to rub it in.

>Mr. "Someone Archive This Thread"!

Bud Light presents: Homicidal Character

>Real Men of Genius!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Homicidal Character

>Mr. Homicidal Character!

Some people go to the inn for breakfast, you go to the inn for bloodfest.

>I loot the barmaid for coppers!

Plot be damned, you're going to play out your homicidal tendencies on whatever NPC crosses your path.

>I say hello by roooolling iniiiiitiative!

When your DM tells you to cool it, you just point to the CE by your name and tell him to shove it.

>I'm being in character!

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, you a-social murder machine. You may have just killed all your friends, but at least you get their loot.

>Mr. Homicidal Character!

lolbump

Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius

>Real Men of Genius!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Power Gaming Munchkin!

>Mr. Power Gaming Munchkin!

Some people come to the game to roleplay, you come to keep that from happening.

>How much XP are PCs worth?!

You may do more damage in one roll than the rest of the party does all session, but they'll still hate you.

>Satilite Cannon? Do your worst!

You may reduce the DM to a weeping wreck by killing the BBEG with your feet in one round, but at least YOU'RE having fun.

>Not my fault I know the rules!

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, you master of min-maxing. You may have gotten kicked out of yet another group, but at least you taught them what awesome looks like.

>Mr. Power Gaming Munchkin!

>>4996700
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=829220515D030521

youtube

and the anime related ones

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=mignogahnogahnoo&view=videos

OOOO! Do shadowrun please!

>>4999271
Would, but I know jack shit about shadowrun besides the fact that it's almost cyberpunk'd fantasy.

>>4998983
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdGj-FVxOcs&feature=related

This is by far the best one of the actual Bud commercials

Remember when it was Real American Heroes?

Saved from /co/. Seems relevant here as well.

>>4995645
>These ones are pewter!
>Do you wanna see my Dreadnought?

Fuck, lol'd. Comedy silver.

>>4999678
Yeah, that was before 9/11.

When 9/11 happened, they decided it would be best to re-name it to give respect to the un-sung heroes.

>>4999271
Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius

>Real Men of Genius!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Obsessive Shadowrun player!

>Mr. Obsessive Shadowrun player!

Some systems have one set of rules for the game, you have one set of rules for each action in the game.

>That's a lot of rule systems!

You run through the shadows fighting orks goblins and vampires, and yet your game is somehow better than everyone else's, because its in THE FUTURE!

>Orcs in the future?

You may be able to shoot down corporate goons, or gangers, but you still can't get a girlfriend in real life.

>Baby, do you wanna see my Ares Predator?

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, you serpent of the shadows. You may have an awkward system, but their systems don't require three pounds of d6s.

>Mr. Obsessive Shadowrun player!

Bamp

>>5000117
>their systems don't require three pounds of d6s.
Lightweight.

From now on all of you will hear the Real Men of Genius refrain voice when you read any greentext.