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    629 KB Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)17:53 No.4964901  
    Real Lives
    A software that allows you to simulate real lives around the globe.

    It's a pretty cool simulator and /tg/ should try it, just because it feels like a very "/tg/ame".
    Just try to /rs/ it and enjoy your rape train as a female with high appearance, in China. Or a sick man in Ethiopia that works his ass off and then tries to emigrate but then dies during the illegal cross.

    Or enjoy the young girl in Japan, that emigrates to the USA and becomes a successful pop-star.
    Really, you make the choices.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)17:56 No.4964929
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)17:57 No.4964944
    Simulationist fags should play this and stop over-complicating RPGs.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/22/09(Mon)17:59 No.4964958
    Tried it. Hated it.

    Made seven dudes.

    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:02 No.4964992
    I'm either very lucky, or the likelyhood of being raped isn't very high, because I've lived as a max-appearance homeless girl and never been raped.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:03 No.4964999
    tried it

    got an american boy, died of an accident caused by my senility at four years old.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:04 No.4965005
    Rollplaying fags should play WoW and stop fagging up /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:07 No.4965031
    Narrativist fags should wright a story and quit same texting.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:09 No.4965064
    Lucky. The software made me a Chinese girl with max appearance, in rural China.

    From 6 to 29: You were raped.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:11 No.4965084
    Maybe you're more likely to get raped in rural areas than urban ones?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:14 No.4965113
    I've got no idea.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:14 No.4965116
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    >From 6 to 29: You were raped.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:14 No.4965117
    The one time I got raped, I was a lesbian* scientist working in Madagascar. I got pregnant and raised the child with all the love and care I could, making sure he never lacked for anything.

    *I assume I was lesbian because all the romances my character kept picking up had female names, unless there are lots of guys called Danielle and Michelle and so on.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:20 No.4965174
    God fucking damnit. There is no god.

    Everything is going fine, I have a loving husband in China, I'm infertile but we've adopted three little girls, and then suddenly my epileptic sister dies in a car accident and now I'm clinically depressed. And of course my husband has goiter because goiter goiter goiter, in fact goiter should be a space marine chapter.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:26 No.4965220
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    The game asks me if I approve of the man my adoptive daughter wants to marry. I say yes, she's a big girl and I'm sure she has good taste in men.

    The next year, she commits suicide. Upon hearing of it, my husband dies of a heart attack.

    What did I do to my little girl?
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/22/09(Mon)18:26 No.4965229

    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:27 No.4965231
    You killed her, anon.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:30 No.4965251
    You let her go.

    Now, you must dig a grave for her. WITH YOUR BARE HANDS.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:32 No.4965263
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    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:32 No.4965270
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    I died alone, at the age of 81. I had been alone for twenty years, my husband long dead in the ground, my children scattered or buried. I may have given one of my little girls to a monster. My lowest stat was Happiness.

    Fuck you, life. Fuck. you.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/22/09(Mon)18:34 No.4965282
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    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:35 No.4965294
    Born to immigrants from Africa.
    Died as an infant from AIDS.
    Do you want your posessions identified? y/n/?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:36 No.4965296
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    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:37 No.4965306
    Alright, here we go again.

    This time, I'm a girl from Indonesia. My father, the only breadwinner of the household, is "gainfully employed" as a "scavanger of used goods." This can only mean that good things are above the horizon. What's really worrying me is that he makes three quarters of a million rupiahs a month at the job.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:39 No.4965321
    Oh, sweet, my mom finally managed to land a job! She is now a scavanger of used goods, PART TIME. OH, THE MONEY KEEPS ROLLING IN, OH LOOK STUNTING GROWTH YAAAAAY
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:39 No.4965325

    It reminds me of this. ;_;
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:42 No.4965344
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    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:43 No.4965354
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    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:44 No.4965361

    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:44 No.4965362
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    >>4965344 Lisa has Goiters
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:44 No.4965366
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    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:44 No.4965370
    For some reason, I can never finish college. I've seen screenshots of people who have ended up running the government, but all I end up doing is making cabinets in Bangladesh. Can anyone help?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:46 No.4965381
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    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:47 No.4965390
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:47 No.4965391
    Stop being born in the third world.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:47 No.4965392

    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:47 No.4965396
    This shit is embarassing. I try to land a real job so I'm not a scavanger of used goods like my mom. I end up becoming a rich man's meido.

    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:48 No.4965404

    Dude, I can't even get into college with my gay-Chinese boy. I have Intelligence at 95 and I keep failing the entrance exams and then going back and reloading it
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:50 No.4965416
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    I was not a maid for long. In only two years, I died of ovarian cancer.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:51 No.4965419
    Who's garbage is she picking through, ancient warlords?

    Maybe they're secretly treasure hunters, stealing priceless artifacts across the world.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:52 No.4965433
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    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:55 No.4965450
    Maybe she was a tomb raider in the forgotten sunken palaces of Indonesia.

    At any rate - hey, I'm an indian boy born to an asthmatic mother and a blind father! And they're all stunting from lack of food! But on the plus side, after eleven years of hard toil, we're now able to afford a radio.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:57 No.4965468
    God, this kid is a pile of misery.

    See, stats are rated from 1 to 100, where 1 is worst and 100 is best.

    I have a 3 in endurance, a 5 in Athletics and a 2 in Happiness. And I just turned 16.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:58 No.4965478
    can someone link an RS of this that isn't full of spyware?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:59 No.4965483

    Be sure to tell us how it ends.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:00 No.4965493
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    Emmigrate to Japan. College is really easy there. Go through the whole thing, with government as your field. Only leasure time on studying.


    In unrelated news...
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:02 No.4965512
    Well, so far I'm unreasonably healthy, though my boy's happiness has finally dropped to 1 thanks to being spurned by two women he loved in two consecutive years. And he was already at happiness 2 before that. He is the most miserable, unhappy person on the planet.

    He's also a politically active business secretary who writes passionate pamphlets denouncing India's human rights violations. So far, the government has done nothing but laugh at him for being so pathetic.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:02 No.4965517

    I can't seem to get the crack to work!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:04 No.4965530
    The one thing you can say for him is that he is a pillar of moral conscience. He was arrested by the secret police and they demanded to know the names of my co-conspirators. I told them to fuck themselves, and they had to release me.

    Conscience at 97. Suffering martyr. Gives all money to the poor.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:04 No.4965532
    to get crack to work

    ignite and inhale.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:04 No.4965534

    So, who wants to guess how this will all end?

    I vote violent rampage (if that's possible in this game)
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:05 No.4965536
    My Indian dude born in the country died at 73 from an Epileptic seizure, leaving behind one son and three daughters (all but one of the daughters moved out at 18, the youngest daughter stayed with me till she was 33, and only moved out when I was 65 and thought 'fuck this' and quit my job/bumped all my expenses down so I could retire).

    My first wife died at 51, a year after she assaulted me (I did nothing). My second wife died at 60, again a year after assaulting me without me doing anything in return.

    All things considered it was a good run.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:08 No.4965561
    Finally, the government made me lose my job for agitating against them.

    This actually made poor Vishwanand HAPPIER than he was before, simply because he couldn't actually be less happy without making the game divide by zero. Also my conscience is now at 100%. I have achieved perfect Jesus score.

    Fuck the government, my crusade against the man goes on...FROM THE STREETS.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:10 No.4965588

    >>should wright a story
    >>wright a story

    cool story bro
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:11 No.4965592
    At the ripe old age of 33, Vishwanand is a clinically depressed homeless beggar who contingues his religious and politial activism against the government. He is still a virgin.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:14 No.4965608
    OP here.
    Meanwhile, I have made a little guy in Congo. His life is miserable due to goiter, goiter, goiter, goiter.
    And then his brothers kept dying. At least he went to school, the only one in the family to do so.

    He graduated and got into the military and served for 5 years, until war broke. He emigrated to Portugal (Seemed realistic to go to the gates to Europe) and was successful on the first try. There, he went on and became a policeman, and then a police captain. Infertile, he adopted a child. Maria.
    When his wife died and her daughter left the house, he was miserable again. But rich.
    So he spent it all.
    And then grabbed a loan.
    And then he died at the age of 87, miserable, a beggar and with no house.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:14 No.4965613
    Soon after he became homeless, Vishwanand was arrested by the secret police again. Again, he spat in the faces of his interrogators, swearing that he would die before he told the tools of the oppressors anything. He was sentenced to one year in jail. When Vishwanand got out, he found he had lost his job as a beggar, and started rooting through the local landfill for valuables.

    Of course, he never compromised his ideals. Not even in the face of Armageddon.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:16 No.4965621

    How does one lose their job as a beggar?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:16 No.4965626
    Man, what the fuck. I just started a new game and landed Mexico. Hells yeah, I thought, I'll be able to get to the land of the free and live large!

    Died at 1 from whooping cough :(
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:16 No.4965630
    >>4965613 he found he had lost his job as a beggar
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:18 No.4965636
    Is anyone able to 'create a character' or is it just random?

    Sorry... I can't get the crack to work for the game... or maybe I did.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:19 No.4965643
    I had a uber-religous dude when I played this a year ago. Had a bi-polar wife, and was an illegal Filipino immigrant in Canada working on IT software.

    then I got mixed up in the stock market and got bored and confused.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:19 No.4965647
    The game considers begging to be a job with a set income.

    Also, Vishwanand has been turned down romantically yet again. If he was rich like those fucking corporate assholes ruining his country, he could at least afford a whore.

    Then his parents died mysteriously, and Vishwanand inherited five times more money than he'd ever had before. Soon after, his eye fell on a pretty neighborhood girl...who told him to fuck off, creep.

    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:20 No.4965650
    Anyone got a link? I tried "real+lives" on /rs/ and found nothing but a fuckton of porn.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:22 No.4965673
    Then Vishwanand met a beggar who asked him for 10 rupees. Knowing that begging was hard work, Vishwanand gave the beggar the money, but the beggar hit him over the head and, while vishwanand was on the ground throwing up, went through our hero's pockets and stole 40 RUPEES. THAT'S AS MANY AS FOUR TENS. AND THAT'S...that actually cheered Vishwanand quite a bit from his dark, depressive funk, somehow. He has 400,000 rupees in the bank.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:23 No.4965682
    Follow this link. The one from Hoofmagoof.

    How do I register this game? I mean, I tried the crack but it doesn't actually crack the game.
    It doesn't permit me to create my own character.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:24 No.4965690

    That is somehow awesome.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:25 No.4965699

    So... pain, misery, and unluckiness makes Vishwanand better?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:25 No.4965706
    Could it be that he recalled his times as a young(er) beggar?

    Emigrate already!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:26 No.4965715
    I think it's more like "go ahead and rob me, motherfucker, I got like 40000 rupies in the bank."
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:26 No.4965716
    Vishwanand was arrested and released without charges by security forces twice in three years, the same number of times he was again turned down by women, sluts, whores and lesbians that they all are. Finally, the government trumped up some phony charges to silence the voice of freedom, and Vishwanand was locked away for three years.

    When Vishwanand was once again a free man at 50, he became a fortune teller.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:27 No.4965724
    Where should I emigrate to?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:28 No.4965728
    Someone needs to archive this, just for the story of Vishwanand.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:28 No.4965734
    >>4965716 When Vishwanand was once again a free man at 50, he became a fortune teller.
    Shit's about to get prophetic, dawg.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:29 No.4965736
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    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:30 No.4965757
    42536475 OR 70020280

    Like I have posted in the other thread - SERIALS FOR REAL LIVES!

    'And what do you say, anon?'
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:34 No.4965792
    Vishwanand had been a fortune teller for a year, traveling from town to town and tossing pigeon bones on a piece of black leather, reading the future from the way they fell. One day, a very healthy 50 year old spinstress asked him if she would ever find the love of her life.

    Vishwanand didn't think about what he did next. It was like the hand of some god was upon him. Then and there, he proposed to her.

    They were married the next year.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:39 No.4965823
    Vishwanand and his wife, Kumari, traveled all across India, telling the fortunes of the great and the small. Vishwanand's Happiness score actually rose to 21, the highest it had ever been in his life.

    Then the government struck him down again, for never had Vishwanand faltered in fighting the good fight. Even as he unveiled the future, he railed against those jackbooted swine who exploited the working poor. So they took away his fortune telling.

    Vishwanand could only smile bitterly at his own powerlessness, but his indomitable conscience would not relent. At 58, he became a doctor of traditional medicine. He would heal the sick and ease the pain of those who hurt, but could not afford the Establishment's hospitals.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:43 No.4965857
    Sage for pirate skum.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:45 No.4965868
    Born Fabrizo Fiore
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:46 No.4965875
    Vishwanand Rao died aged 63, one year younger than the life expectancy of his county. He was well remembered for the time he unexpectedly received ninety thousand rupees, and instead of hoarding them, he shared it with everyone who lived nearby.
    He was survived by his younger sister Amrit and his wife, Kumari. Theirs was a childless marriage.

    His body was burned and the ashes scattered.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:48 No.4965890
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    Damn that's beautiful. I should not be this sad.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:48 No.4965896
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    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/22/09(Mon)19:50 No.4965911
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    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:51 No.4965912
    Man. I finally got a start in the USA.

    Except young Peggy Gibson was born to a set of unemployed drug-addicted hicks.

    Despite being pulled out of school after recieving only 3 years of formal education, becoming her family's only earner from the age of 14, she moved out at 17 and found her own way in the world, moving to Berkeley,

    Her marriage to Roland lasted 5 years, but after failing to have any children she blamed him and got a divorce, moving to Portland.

    But then she was arrested by government forces, and told to denounce her fellow agitators for social change! Bravely refusing, she was sentenced to 3 years in prison. She died the year she was to be released. The government says it was from an opportunistic infection, but I think we know better.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:51 No.4965916
    Manly tears.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:54 No.4965939
    You see, this is exactly the kind of inhuman oppression Vishwanand fought against!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:56 No.4965950
    Started as a very intelligent girl in Japan. Got a good job and got married. Had three kids.
    I raised three NEETs. Failed college, unemployed until I died and only one of them married.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:58 No.4965958
    All I get are africans and middle easterns. Fuck this shit.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)19:59 No.4965964
    My last life made me tear up a bit.

    Argentinian man meets his wife, doesn't make into college, tries to get into college in japan (fails). Spends five decades as a salesman, has a daughter who takes forever to move out. After his wife dies, he retires moves back to his hometown in Argentina.

    He died peacefully at age 76.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)20:00 No.4965969
    Sounds a lot like real japan.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)20:00 No.4965971
    Majority population of Earth, my friend.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)20:01 No.4965979
    Just say hikikomori. The fuck is a NEET, you weeaboo.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)20:04 No.4966004
    Not in
    Education or

    Japan made both words you idiot so either way you're a weeaboo.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)20:04 No.4966007

    Not in Education Employment or Training

    It's an official term used in the UK as well.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)20:04 No.4966009
    NEET is actually a British term.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)20:04 No.4966013
    I once had a game as a Japanese girl who worked as an artist and remained single her entire life.

    My most successful game, however, was my Russian Mathematician. Born in some shitty little town in the middle of nowhere in European Russia, he studied like a motherfucker, moved to Moscow, got a postdoctorate in Mathematics, and worked at various institutions, making millions. Had two wives, both died before he did, and he died peacefully at 91 in his lavish home.
    >> The Ghost of Charles Bronson !!N2VlCVgmNHF 06/22/09(Mon)20:11 No.4966059
    I got an African villager who, despite humble origins, grew up to be a great lord of war. He is lovingly remembered for instituting a currency backed not by gold, but by rape. The rape-dollar is well on its way to becoming the leading reserve currency in the world. The Chinese government is believed to have transferred as much as 10 percent of their US Dollar reserves into rape dollars. It is unknown how they intend to redeem them.

    This game seems like an experiment designed to make libfags baw about how rough the nignogs have it.

    My attitude: fuck 'em /total recall
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)20:11 No.4966061

    Thanks, 1000 internets to you!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)20:13 No.4966078
    I am curious- how exactly did the rape dollar come to be?
    >> The Ghost of Charles Bronson !!N2VlCVgmNHF 06/22/09(Mon)20:14 No.4966089
    It was accidentally discovered in the Theoretical Mathematics department of Ugandan Institute for the Study of Rape
    >> The Ghost of Charles Bronson !!N2VlCVgmNHF 06/22/09(Mon)20:16 No.4966118
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    Also, a photo-journalist from NY appears to have independetly discovered it while solving a crime.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)20:17 No.4966123

    Hell, how did any of that come to be?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)20:18 No.4966132
    woman in burma raising a freaking genius here, my daughter's skipped two years of school
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)20:18 No.4966137
    Ng Ma was born in the city of Quang Ngai, Vietnam, to mother Bich Thuy, and father Linh. He had one sister, whose name was Tron.

    At 2 years old a flood struck their home and destroyed it. The next year his father died of a seizure at 29 years old.

    Struggling through school, and suffering from malnutrition as a result of his poor upbringing and his mother's inability to pay for her children, he developed goiter at the age of 11.

    A bitter and disaffected youth, he took up smoking at the age of 14, to be followed shortly by taking up alcohol and drug abuse. At 15 he met a girl, Hong Vu-Pham, and at 18, just after leaving trade school, he married her, shortly before being drafted into the Vietnamese military.

    A corrupt and stingy sort, during the course of his service in the Vietnamese military, he stole millions of dong in goods, as well as large sums of money in high-risk investments.

    Finally, at 31, he used the proceeds from his various dealings to immigrate illegally into the US, where for the first year he indulged in a further life of crime, stealing thousands of dollars in cars and goods, before finally being nabbed on an attempted con job and placed on two year probation.

    Forced by the court to find proper employment or risk deportation, he turned to that ultimate in easy labor: IT.

    Working as a computer technician, he lived a miserly life, investing much of his income in stocks and bonds. At 43, while his mother died penniless in Vietnam, Ng had accrued investments of over 800,000 USD.

    But years of smoking and drinking finally took their toll, and at 48, he died of his second heart attack. He left behind two children, Ai Ma, 8, and Cao Ma, 7, as well as his wife of 30 years.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)20:22 No.4966167
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    Ouch, sorry guys.
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    >He had one sister, whose name was Tron.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)20:27 No.4966214
    I have two married sons and a married daughter, and they're all unemployed and living in my fucking house.

    Is there a way to fix this without leaving my husband?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)20:31 No.4966239
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    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)20:31 No.4966243
    It's like he was somehow predestined to be the coolest motherfucker in any IT department anywhere. I'd like to see your average IT nerd compete with 13 years of service as a corrupt Vietnamese soldier and a hot sister named Tron.
    >> aero zeppelin 06/22/09(Mon)20:37 No.4966281
    Can I get a download link?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)20:48 No.4966403
    >he stole millions of dong in goods

    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)20:48 No.4966410
    GODDAMNIT, WHY DO MY DAUGHTERS KEEP TURNING INTO DEADBEATS? Academic probation. Academic probation. Academic Probation AND drug addiction.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)20:50 No.4966424
    Has this thread been archived yet?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)20:54 No.4966475
    >>4966410 here
    had three kids all daughters, they've all gotten married and had about 10 kids between the three of them, and there was just the first goddamn boy in the entire family
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)20:57 No.4966497
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)21:00 No.4966525
    That man has made his contribution to the gene pool.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)21:03 No.4966564
    with the fifteen or so that came AFTER that, I think I may have made more then my contribution
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)21:04 No.4966570
    Your genes will NEVER die out now.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)21:07 No.4966585
    Of course considering how stupid my daughters apparently were, it may not be such a GOOD contribution
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)21:11 No.4966613
    Eh. Natural selection will weed out all of the bad genes.

    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)21:18 No.4966683
    Hon-Yong Jae-min was born in Chonju, South Korea, the only child of Hyun-Jung and Kyo-Moon.

    A somewhat sickly but good-natured boy, who struggled with hookworm and goiter as a lad.

    At 15 he first discovered his feelings for other boys, and began dating a boy named Lee, a relationship that would end the following year.

    After graduating from trade school at 17, he got work as a printer, and made use of the resources to print pro-gay leaflets and other materials, but was arrested the next year during a demonstration against the South Korean government.

    He served time in a Korean prison for a year, and then shortly afterwards was drafted for his mandatory military service.

    While in the service he met a number of men, though none of the relationships really panned out, and thanks to one particularly awkward rejection by a superior officer, decided not to continue his enlistment.

    After the service, he got a job as a salesman, and even reunited with Lee, his first boyfriend, but government interference thanks to his continued activism and involvement in demonstrations wound up costing him his job.

    Frustrated with his government's behavior, he picked up an odd job as a painter, saving the proceeds to emigrate to America, with the hope of finding a more tolerant society.

    He left the country and settled in Sunnyvale, California at the age of 26, and got a job as a locomotive engineer. Sadly, Lee was unable to join him, and after an attempt to maintain the long-distance relationship, they broke it off the next year.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)21:18 No.4966690

    Hon-Yong became active in charity and volunteer work, as well as investing a considerable sum of money in the stock market, but was frustrated by his inability to advance at work, a problem he attributed to discrimination.

    His life however, remained mostly quiet, punctuated only be a several year affair with a man named Frank Abertszen which lasted three years before ending on mutual terms.

    It was the next year at 34, when he began his long and sometiems arduous relationship with Nathan Harris. Madly in love with the man, they both decided to get married, but thanks to Proposition 8 was no longer able to.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)21:19 No.4966697
    After learning through the internet of the Netherlands legalization of gay marriage, Hon-yong, in a flurry of activity, asked Nathan to marry him, and he accepted. They immediately cashed in their investments and moved to Amsterdam, where they were married the following year.

    This was also the year when Hon-Yong was commissioned as an officer in the Dutch military, where he struggled again against discrimination, never once receiving a promotion in 20 years of military service. During this time he continued to be active in charity work, and donated a considerable amount of money to various philanthropic causes.

    But forced by age to retire at 56 from the service, and having lost one of his largest bank accounts after the bank collapsed due to fraud, he was forced to return to work as a salesman alongside Nathan.

    Struggling through yet more failed investments, this time in the real estate market, and a shared malady of arthritis of the knee that both he and partner earned from all the time spent on their feet, and even a bought with bladder cancer, he attempted to retire at 67.

    Unfortunately, another failed investment forced his return to work, and he again returned to his old work as a printer, but was fired a year later because he was too old to keep up with the pace.

    He picked up part-time work as a teacher's aid, and made some much more shrewd stock investments that paid off well, allowing him to finally relax.

    At 73, he contracted prostate cancer, the same year his partner developed colon cancer. Both were fighters though, and Nathan fought it off for 5 years before dying at the age of 76.

    Left alone, and too tired to go on, Hon-Yong Jae-Min finally lost his own battle with prostate cancer. He was 79.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)21:35 No.4966838
    If I knew any better, I'd be really confused about where the kids came from, but as it is, they apparently popped out of my infertile vagina :/
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)21:35 No.4966846
    i have decided to play one life that is as screw up as possible. Have a kid every year. Don't get a real job. Do everything stupid you could possibly do.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)21:36 No.4966856
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    forgot ma screen shot...
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)21:49 No.4966969
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    fuck shit, I just realized I popped out another one about 14 years ago... wtf, I'm supposed to be infertile.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)21:51 No.4966987
    This is not a game.

    There is no interaction between you and the application whatsoever, beyond "click OK or click Exit". WOW! What a choice!

    Alter Ego is better. It's an actual game. http://www.playalterego.com/
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)21:53 No.4967005
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    Eh. Alter Ego isn't that much more involved than this game, it's also the bloody same every time.

    Also, this can't happen in Alter Ego.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)21:58 No.4967040
    One of my lives was a very intelligent, disturbed Pakistani man. He was bipolar and suffered from a parasite of the lymph nodes. He married an abusive woman and then died alone at 32.

    Of the six lives I've gone through, only one managed to get out of the Third World.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)22:11 No.4967162
    >Alter Ego isn't that much more involved than this game

    Were you dropped on the head as an infant?

    Real Lives: "You've been raped. Lol, enjoy every bad thing I'm tossing at you now."

    Alter Ego: "Someone looks suspicious and might try to rape you! You have 3 choices, and depending on how you developed yourself throughout infancy and childhood (and adolescence if applicable), you have a chance of not being raped by all three."

    The only time Real Lives and Alter Ego are the same level of "LOL YOU CAN'T DO SHIT" are in regards to relationships in Alter Ego.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)22:18 No.4967227
    It's still a glorified choose your own adventure book, where the choices are the same fuckign thing every time nad you go through every one of them every fucking time.

    No one cares about your shitty 30 year old game, now fuck off you stupid fucking troll.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)22:23 No.4967273

    Hey, 30 years old and it's still more game than this fucking shit.

    "Welcome to Real Lives, click Ok. Now keep clicking Ok and we'll fuck up your character's life all on our own just to prove how much of a shithole Nigeria is to you!"
    >> Railroading GM 06/22/09(Mon)22:25 No.4967288
    >It's still a glorified choose your own adventure book,
    >choose your own adventure

    By gum, gents, I think we've been doing it wrong this whole time.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)22:27 No.4967300
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    What the fucking fuck
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)22:27 No.4967308

    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 06/22/09(Mon)22:28 No.4967314
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    Any high numbers in Real Lives you've seen?

    Pic related.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 06/22/09(Mon)22:30 No.4967341
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    Another weird one; notice how she's pregnant? She was married to a woman, and she wasn't raped.

    Also, the lesbian marriage thing doesn't really work that well; the game never expects a woman to marry another one, so it still has 'she' in several place.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)22:33 No.4967364
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    Pic related
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)22:33 No.4967366

    Kinda like how Medusa was born.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)22:39 No.4967418
    Yeah, there's definitely some odd bugs in the game.

    I noticed the gay marriage thing with Hon-Yong, because several times it referred to his partner as a she or as his wife. Never had kids though.

    I also just discovered that your character can be bi, or at least switch sides. I made an English lawyer/doctor who was gay for most of his life before meeting and marrying a woman in late middle age.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)22:39 No.4967424
    Maha El-Gharrouj was born to a poor family of Egyptians. Of her parents' seven children, only herself and one brother managed to make it through vocational school; two other siblings died and the rest married before hitting twenty and went on to lives of obscurity.

    Maha dreamed of attending a university in another nation while young, but instead ended up attending vocational school and rapidly switching between jobs in search of profit during her early twenties and studying in her free time in hopes of furthering her education. Soon enough, however, she met an intelligent and moral man she could not resist marrying, then found herself constantly pregnant and desperately clinging to her job as a lab technician in order to keep her six children fed.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)22:40 No.4967435
    By carefully minimizing expenses and taking advantage of their relatively substantial combined income, she and her husband managed to gradually build up a substantial quantity of available funds. By the time her children were seeking romance and jobs, the family had risen far beyond the average national income and were even doing quite well based upon global patterns.

    By the time the last of her children, a clinically depressed daughter of 26, finally left the home, both Maha and her husband had been working at their same jobs for nearly thirty years, and still had enough of a surplus to siphon funds into low-risk stocks and mutual funds on a regular basis. With their aging health a concern, they moved into a more comfortable home, exercised often, and ate lavishly nutritious meals regularly while managing their stock portfolios.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)22:41 No.4967441
    In her twilight years, she cared only for her husband of fifty-one years and the more than seven hundred thousand Egyptian pounds of investments that they had cunningly built up over the course of their lifetimes using the razor intellect that should have brought her doctorates from prestigious first-world universities. She had quite a few grandkids, but couldn't tell you their names- one of her four daughters died, and she disowned the other three after they married poor Egyptian men of minds which could be generously described as marginal. One son died fairly young, as well; the other married a nice girl of whom she approved, but before they were able to have any children his wife passed away, and with her went any hopes of non-worthless descendants.

    Her children having failed her, Maha took solace in the company of her husband, who had managed to keep her happy and well-off through his hard work and good nature for more than five decades. At the old age of seventy-five, she passed away after four decades of gradually declining health and gradually increasing wealth, not particularly happy but as generally contented with the world as she had ever been.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)22:46 No.4967492
    I had a Pakistani-born person.

    I had them illegally emigrate to the UK.

    Is this awesome: Y/N?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)22:46 No.4967493

    Nice one. Being a woman in a lot of the countries is a real bitch. I had a young Sunni woman from India who pretty much remained broke for her entire life, and despite working hard to get to the UK, even once there couldn't get a decent job, wound up divorced, and her mostly mental unfit sons mooched off her for well on to adulthood.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)22:48 No.4967507
    If ever there were a better way of garnering greater sympathy for illegal immigrants than this game, I don't know what it is.

    For fuck's sake I made an Ethiopian kid who's best odds were still risking getting shot at the border just fleeing into Egypt.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 06/22/09(Mon)22:52 No.4967549


    D'oh! That should be 'he.'
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)22:52 No.4967551
    No way I'm touching this.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)22:54 No.4967565
    Hah, As a Indian girl my mother was depressed until she started smoking.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)22:55 No.4967572
    i still can't find the "violent religious fanatic" option
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)22:57 No.4967596
    I wanna know how to get into serious politics.

    I groomed a character specifically to get into UK politics but I just wound up being a doctor instead.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)23:13 No.4967700
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    pic related
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)23:14 No.4967708
    How do you make characters gay?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)23:16 No.4967720
    According to Real Lives in the US politicians critical of the government are regularly imprisoned.

    I also love how you lose karma or whatever if you don't always support anti-government movements.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)23:17 No.4967729

    It seems random. Been playing and got a lesbian once, made me go "Wait, what?"

    Have to go to the Netherlands to get married though.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)23:19 No.4967746
    Name: Eun-Soo
    Lived: South Korea
    Job: Lab tech
    Died from Epileptic seizure..
    damn it was doing pretty good to
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)23:27 No.4967811
    So my guy's wife cheats on him and gets knocked up, Named the little bastard Jesus.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)23:50 No.4967983
    So I'm playing an American girl, when, around 19 and in my first relationship, I discover I'm infertile.


    Well, I can have a nice life without kids, I'm sure... I move on. Get a job, get married. When I turn 41, surely, a miracle occurs. I'm pregnant. It's a girl. I name her Mary.

    Then things take a turn for the worse.
    When I turn 46, I'm raped. And I get pregnant from it.
    Two years later, I find out my first daughter has leukemia.
    Two years after that, she dies.

    And a year after my youngest daughter moves out, I pass on. Truly, I was only kept alive by my daughters. True miracles, even if one came about through vile means.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)23:52 No.4967985
    Every other character that I make in Finland gets molested by their dad

    What the fuck
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)23:55 No.4968007
    Which one on RS should I download? The first one won't let me design a life.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)23:58 No.4968036
    There's a working serial in this thread.
    >> Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)00:00 No.4968047

    use the Serials:

    42536475 or 70020280
    >> LaBambaMan 06/23/09(Tue)00:04 No.4968083
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    How can someone who's been abused so much be so fucking happy?
    >> Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)00:06 No.4968095
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    Why am I so dumb /tg/?
    >> LaBambaMan 06/23/09(Tue)00:10 No.4968128
    Jesus, my sister has had something like a dozen fucking kids already. And i'm only 27.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/23/09(Tue)00:14 No.4968148

    >> Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)00:26 No.4968246
    Damnit. Age 9, after being skipped ahead three years at school, Daddy dies of a stroke and now she's stuck in a shit hole home, stunted growth, etc.
    >> Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)00:28 No.4968264
    On the upside, she's now in college studying physics at age 15.>>4968246
    No longer stunting, either.
    >> Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)00:30 No.4968285
    Wisdom has to be earned by being a goody-goody.
    >> LaBambaMan 06/23/09(Tue)00:32 No.4968305
    Chinese man in the military from age 17 till the day I died at age 57. 40 years I spent in the military, never once saw any action. My wife died when we were 22, and I died from cancer most likely due to my being a smoker for nearly a decade. Life's a bitch. Next!
    >> Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)00:34 No.4968322
    Great! Raped, then murdered.
    oh, and was infertile and got broken up with constantly, despite having near 100 happiness, intelligence and appearance. Damnit!
    >> Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)00:35 No.4968333
    Born in Newark, New Jersey to a poor family

    Currently a doctor with a husband who is a Special Ed Teacher and a daughter and 14K a month income in a mansion on Long Island. American Dream etc.
    >> Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)00:37 No.4968346
    down side: daughter is 16 and her boyfriend is an alcoholic crackhead that has been in 3 near fatal car crashes in 4 years. Fuck him if he thinks he is getting to marry my kid
    >> Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)00:38 No.4968355

    and someone just stole $74,000 from me. . . .
    >> Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)00:38 No.4968357
    40 years in the Japanese military and I don't get to be an officer?

    What the hell.

    Though, I died as soon as I got out at 59. Guess starting to drink and smoke at 13 wasn't so smart.
    >> Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)00:42 No.4968402
    I think you need to apply for promotions just like a bunch of other jobs.
    >> Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)00:45 No.4968424
    you have died of asphyxia at childbirth.
    well, that was quick
    >> Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)00:52 No.4968458
    You have to change jobs for promotions.
    >> Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)00:53 No.4968461
    "My sister Dayo has had malaria.

    My sister Dayo began school.

    My sister Buchi has had malaria.

    1 year old
    My sister Dayo has had another malaria flare-up.

    My sister Buchi has had another malaria flare-up.

    My sister Buchi began school.

    2 years old
    I have had malaria.

    Brother Usman born.

    My sister Dayo has had another malaria flare-up.

    My brother Usman has had malaria.

    3 years old
    Growth stunted from inadequate protein.

    My sister Dayo has had another malaria flare-up.

    4 years old
    My father has died in an accident at age 34.

    My sister Dayo has had another malaria flare-up.

    My sister Ime began school.

    5 years old
    My sister Ime has schistosomiasis.

    My brother Usman has had another malaria flare-up."

    LOL Nigeria.
    >> Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)04:01 No.4969739
    "A major fire has hit Indonisia. 0 people have died and 2,900,000 others have been affected."

    "You and your family were killed in the incident."

    WTF?! Bug ¬_¬...additionally: I WAS 3!!!
    >> Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)04:21 No.4969866
    Holy shit, this guy I've been seeing has the same name as a childhood friend.

    This is scary.
    >> Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)05:14 No.4970184
    Beh, my life as a Russian woman rejected a thousand times by thousands of men ended pretty uneventfully at age 81.
    >> White Glint !wlVMzefzpM 06/23/09(Tue)05:20 No.4970219

    Indonesians are not people, obviously.
    >> Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)06:33 No.4970670
    bump for awesome thread

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