how about someone draws jon strangling his girlfriend then going to games workshop to play a game of 40k

CHALLENGE EXCEPTED:
Mouse only i suspect the rules are!

>>4929485

it's a brown dwarf

>>4929489
I love mouse. Yesh.

DONE!

Legendary items!

>>4929468
Is your dwarf barrel chested or is his chest literally a barrel. Either way. So dwarfy.

Ehh, just cuz bored.

We need more ms-paint

>>4929599
Updated

=D

>>4929489
I can't use my penis?

Done.

>>4930097
All the dorfiness. Minimalist but somehow dorfier for being so

He doesn't look happy.

Here's your dorf.

>>4929468

>>4930150
All my dwarfs... dead.. over shoes.. the memories!

>>4930131
+1 internets

SHOES

Drawn recently, it's a cleric

>>4930261
He doesn't actually know magic he sorta jst dips the injured part into a herby booze

>>4930000

DORFGET

>>4930406

Doesn't count. Didn't specify a get and we're ~69590 posts from the next real get.

>>4930406
Holy Shit. Dorf and nipples get

>>4930421
Nobody cares about gets on /tg/ anyway, especially not dorfs.

Fuck your fantasy shit.

>>4930466
Mib Dorf?

>>4930486

Shadowrun, he was an ex Wage-Mage.

>>4930497
Go back to bed, Awful.

Gentlemen... BEHOLD!

Carp.

>>4930497
Come back to bed, Awful.

*You have struck a vein of Adamantine*
*PRAISE TO THE MINERS*

... moments later ...

*You have stumbled upon an eery pit deep within the mountains*

... great.

Yeah, now what? He's going to create a elf/dwarf hybrid soon.

WHERE IS YOUR BEARDBEARD NOW?

RIGHT HERE MOTHERFUCKER!

This actually happened.
Raid on my fort. Failed. This guy limped away so I sent my perfectly agile hammerdorf after him.

Through my eyes it looked like he rocket headbutted him into two peices, scattering them 20 feet away.

This is a lot harder than everyone else makes it look.

>>4930599

Oh hey it's the Kool-Aid Dorf.

Who else believes female dwarves should have beards? Anyone?

>>4930683

Whats a "female dwarf"?

Some sort of mushroom?

>>4930668
Aw yeah

Question: Which is more dorfy?

A warhammer or a battle axe?

Or a combination of the two?

>>4930720

>>4930720
Battleaxe, warhammers are for Paladins.

>>4930683
Here you go

>>4930742
inb4 blizzard shitstorm

>>4930720
>>4930733
WHY ONLY DO ONE AT A TIME... CLEAVE AND HAMMER. HAmmer and CLeAVE.
Hammaxe
Cuts first then bashes

>>4930820
>"Diz mah crease swatch big in these keks?"

Wait, what.

>>4930820
I've suddenly forgotten about all those gnomes and halflings, dwarven women is where it is at.

>>4930847
Th' dorfen leid, motherfucker, dae ye spick it?

>>4930847
I sent "Does my ass look big in these pants?" through a scottish translator and this is what came out.

>>4930858
I have become convinced that scots do not speak English.

But I live in America, so it's hardly an issue.

>>4930791

Hm... is there any way to make it hammer first, THEN cut?

>>4930497
>>4930668
>>4930820

Dwarf women are the best women.

>>4930994
>>4930977
Thought about it. Make it so that it uses gears to push the hammer back and a blade made in a slit to be pushed forward

go dwarves

i enjoy this thread

Suddently: BEER!

>>4930858
>>4930657

Lol'd hard.

>>4931318
This is who I saw in your image.

>>4931337

thank you?

>>4931313
I'd pound it so hard it'd turn red.

Frae noo oan aam gonnae rin everythin' dwarf related ben a scottish translatur tae make it mair authentic.

bumping for moar dwarves

He's supposed to be smoking a pipe.

Fuck

I'm out of practice.

I don't know, a minute with a mouse and I have a dwarf wearing a wifebeater and a backwards cap.

Trailer trash dwarves?

>>4931510
his hat is awesome

>>4931510
>>4931532
Dwarves should be able to smoke pipes and cigars in dorf fortress. Tobacco farm bitches

>>4931569
Why does it have breasts?

>>4931597
Was supposed to be a pectoral muscle. I am not an artist by trade.

>>4931569
Redneck dwarves?

>>4931645
Ok, yes, that's much better. I desire better drawing ability without actually having to work at it.

>>4931645
I love you

>>4931660
That wish will never come true.

>>4931666
>666
Out, SATAN.

But that said, yeah, I know. But I'm a lazy shit and refuse to practice.

Eh, very unfinished, not sure if I should continue. He was supposed to be crawling out of a manhole, but he might as well look like he's jacking someone off and caressing their nipple :C

>>4931690
/r/ing dwarf jacking someone off and caressing their nipple

>>4931716
God damnit, I'd be ashamed to draw that, it's....undwarfly

This is my shot.

>>4931716
It's growing a plump helmet and milking a purring maggot.

How much dorfier can you get?

>>4931716
>>4931725

>>4931716
This thread is full of nipples

>>4931763
.... owwwww

>>4931763
And thus we see what dwarven wrestlers do to their enemies

>>4931776
This makes the d'awwblin raids seem even more horrifying

>>4931763
You...You...DOUBLE ELF

Do you think this should be archived?

>>4931836
I think redneck dwarf deserves it, but give it a bit longer to get more contenders

Over 900 hours with a laptop trackpad.

>>4931859
HOLY SHIT

>>4931859
I heard you like dorfs so..

This is the best thing I ever managed to draw....ever. It was like half an hour with MS paint

>>4930820
>>4930497

for the love of god moar

>>4931884
I have yet to run out of imaginary ways this guy could kill people.

I ms paint all my dmpcs, but dorfs are my fav to make

>>4931943
Awesome

>>4931943
He's like a bearded inverse Captain Picard.

I love it.

>>4931943
Is it twine. Or eletrical power. Either way i would not fcuk with him

>>4931884
hope you don't mind

>>4931984
twine i guess, my players wanted to know what the artaficer looked like so i just gave him somethin that looked like an object and magic. SuperDorfTwine!

Gotta go, band rehearsal.

Someone archive this thread on suptg!

feel free to use it in your 8-bit games

>>4930733
How DARE they call that the hammer of Thor? it looks NOTHING like Mjolnir.

>>4932110
Mjolnir didn't exist. And Thor is the lamest Viking god.

>>4932243
>lamest

Thor is the only viking god, stupid

I tried, but... well I guess i fail at dorf
or mspaint.

DORF

Elelgan/tg/entlemen please lets keep this civil and about ms pain dorfs, for they are the glue that binds us all

>>4932342
Oh cmon, it's not bad!

>>4932342
tis ms paint, its not gonna be a work of art, cheer up, you did fine

>>4929468
>>4930497
>>4930668
>>4930820
>>4932004

Fapping.

I just made this up. It's a quick one.

>>4932466
Cries manly tears of ale

>>4932466
Nice

>>4932466
I need a name for the troll.

>>4932466
MossBeard StinkSwamp

how i ride uit?

oldi but goodie

>>4932595
but that's not mspaint

>>4932617
sorry :( the last mspaint i did was beardybeard mcmoarbeard

Heres mine

I'll just use this thread since it's already about dwarves:

How common are dwarves that use swords? Are there even any?

>>4932675
Dorf Fortress is canon

>>4932675
dwarves use swords sure.

It's less fun than axes and certainly less iconic, but yeah, they are perfectly dwarfy.

>>4932657
That's lovely.

>>4932675
Dwarves in Chronopia have swords it seems.

Thorin Oakenshield used a sword.

>>4932806
BIG swords

>>4932806
LOL at that fuckin expression

Running out of ideas here.

>>4932877 CHA bonus
More like malus.

>>4932877
Dwarf Chicks with Dicks.

That is an idea for you.

>>4932877
lemme help you

>>4932877
Mantis dwarves. Instead of the claws, they have hammer-arms.

>>4932957
But we get dicks from the guy all the time, I kinda like this new load of tits myself.

>>4932984

>>4932994
nice one

>>4933041
"Although generally considered an urban legend due to few occurrences, some larger species of mantis shrimp are capable of breaking through aquarium glass with a single strike from this weapon"

Holy fucking shit.

>>4932877
Symmetrical docking, you know you want to do it.

>>4933084
that was easy

>>4933041
Mantis shrimps are overrated. I raise you Helicoprion, the chainsaw shark.

>>4933110
... I am amused.

>>4933141
ocean creatures are fucking crazy

>>4932957

>>4933141

That's that thing from Zeno Clash.

>>4933177
Halfling to the "rescue"?

>>4933246
hahaha the expression and truthfulness

>>The power curve in DF leads to some truly great outtakes. I had a fort with a Legendary mason, who could put up bridges in the same amount of time it took most dwarves to cross them; one day, his masterpiece bridge *got dirty*.

>>When Mr. Bridge is dirty, Mr. Mason is not your friend.

>>He threw his child at another dwarf hard enough to kill both of them and cover the hall in blood and gore.

This is a /tg/ thread. All postership is of the highest quality. It menaces with spikes of dwarf nipple. It is encircled with tales of epic win.

I always wanted to write a story about a pack of dwarven adventurers that travel for the sake of travelling and alcohol.

>>4930820
Best answer:
"yoor crease looks loch it needs a squeeze. i've got a hain free, turn aroond."

>>4933041
This guys a little Bitch. Pistol Crab was here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jvcgz-BiHs&feature=related

>>4933367

Jesus Christ.

>>4933367
that's how dwarves roll

>>4933487
This is a common raison d'etre for dwarven adventurers in my D&D group.

>>4933507
Pistol shrimps look formidable until you notice they're just nerfed mantis shrimps.

My vote is with lion's mane jellyfishes, as far as extant beasts are concerned. 40 meters of deadly venom, fuck yeah. What it loses to box jellies in venom it gains back in spades with range.

>> Some migrants have arrived.

>>4933622
URIST DAGGERASS HAS ENTERED A FELL MOOD

OP, thank you, for in this thread greatness has been achieved.

last one. have to play warhammer and ogle female dwarf behinds.

>>4933177
fap fap fap fap

Damn you /d/ for making me like this!

>>4933661

This is what you're really fapping to.

>>4933707

ohshi I came.

he wears a masterwork helmet made of shell, it menaces with spikes of gypsum.

the dwarf is scowling. the elf is in the fetal position. the elf's head is not attached.

What makes me a good demodawrf? IF I WERE A BAD DEMODWARF I WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE DISCUSSING IT NOW, WOULD I?

How about watching the cleric school's showers, lad?

>>4933951
I will admit that I chuckled

>>4934224
I wonder, what names names do you go by?

Have a gallery somewhere? Your stuff is nice.

>>4934240

Seconded.

>>4934240
>>4934245

Look for AwfulGood on furaffinity and prepare for shota. You have to register, though.

>>4934253
Is there no other place?

>>4934258

AG here. No, because FA is the only place to upload shota and HF won't upload anything of me anymore.

This thread was a smashing success! Thanks, OP.

I'm noting an unacceptable lack of bearded dwarf women.

>>4934374
So draw a couple. Also >>4930751 appears to be one but it's hard to say.

>>4934394

Yeah, no.

>>4934430
I am lollin' like a motherfucker

The obligatory Hot Springs episode in Dorf Fortress Season 1.

>>4934540
Dorf Fort anime series? I dunno man.

>>4934374
will this do?

I have this feeling that AG does drugs and basically lives in a wonderful world of chubby babes and shotas with huge dicks.

>>4934717
according to her profile... that's Germany

>>4934751
>her

Think again, broseph.

>>4934751
>her

Oh... I have bad news for you.

>>4934756
>>4934761
Not news to me. But I really wonder whatever I was thinking when I typed that.

>>4934756
>>4934761

In b4 that pic where he wore a wig for us.

>>4934788
>>4934786
>But I really wonder whatever I was thinking when I typed that.

Well....

>>4934799
ARGH. STAY DOWN, DAMN YOU!

fastest and wustest, but it was fun

>>4934990
>durf.jpg

>>4934990
this is what I saw in it

What are you guys gonna do now?

I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE
BEHOLD. DWARVEN DUNGEON MASTER