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    16 KB Moonleaf's Quest 4: How many sessions before /tg/ realises she's not a dorf? Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/18/09(Thu)21:38 No.4925672  
    By popular demand (if you count one guy as popular demand, WHICH I DO) We pick up at the point where Moonleaf tried to make a major life decision that would change the very nature of everything that happens after this point by choosing a profession.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:40 No.4925691
    BARTENDER
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:40 No.4925694
    she chooses to be a whore. make it so OP
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:40 No.4925697
    >>4925672
    A spear wielding mage.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/18/09(Thu)21:40 No.4925698
    Wizard right?
    Also, ask friendly dwarf why the smaller beareded ball of fat is so angry.
    Also. Does this mean I'm not /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:42 No.4925718
    It doesn't matter if shes not a dwarf that doesn't mean she can't enjoy the joy's of ale.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:44 No.4925743
    monk
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:46 No.4925754
    rogue, make use of her AGILE ELF FRAME.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:46 No.4925762
    Watchmaker.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:46 No.4925763
    She threw a lightning bolt in the first one, seemingly without having prepared it, so I'd have to assume she is some sort of sorcerer.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:46 No.4925764
    >>4925754
    YOU CAN MAKE USE OF HER AGILE ELF FRAME BY BEING A WHORE ROUGE!
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:46 No.4925765
    >>4925718

    Then she must become a vintner.

    Or even better, introduce dorfs to the joy of hops so that they can upgrade from ale to beer.

    Elfen Brewmeister go go go!
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/18/09(Thu)21:47 No.4925767
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    >>4925698
    "Dem damned elves is nothin' but trouble! Always stickin' dere fruity little noses where dey don't belong! INTO THE MAGMA FORGE WIT' 'EM, I SAY!"
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:48 No.4925770
    Alchemist. Or Sorcamajigger
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:48 No.4925773
    Olympic athlete!
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:49 No.4925780
    >>4925767
    I've lost all respect for you. These are dwarves, not Yosamity Sam.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:49 No.4925783
    >>4925767

    OLD, and fighter?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:49 No.4925784
    Whore,I believe by popular vote she should be a whore.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:49 No.4925785
    >>4925767
    Don bikini, magma spa time.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:50 No.4925794
    Wizard! Come on, she casts spells. That means she has to be a spellcaster.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:50 No.4925795
    >>4925764
    THIS. MAKE IT HAPPEN, OP.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:50 No.4925800
    why hasnt she tricked the dwarves into bed and stolen all there valuables yet?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:50 No.4925802
    What profession doesn't require arms?
    Whore.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:50 No.4925803
    >>4925780

    Actually, I think Yosemity Sam would be a great dwarf.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:51 No.4925808
    >>4925767
    Try to change subject.
    tell him she is in aw of the magnificent argitacture of this dwarven city.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/18/09(Thu)21:51 No.4925809
    Gah...That's EXACTLY what I do in DF.

    How would I counter it?
    Hmm.
    If you turn hostile, the peseant would just run away...but the guards right there.
    How would a little Elf girl counter it?
    Oh yeah...
    Well up in tear and give a pity face to the guard.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/18/09(Thu)21:51 No.4925812
    >>4925784
    >>4925764
    >>4925694
    Whore is not a class choice, more of a lifestyle choice...
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:51 No.4925816
    >>4925784
    At least we should make it sound nice, like a Courtier or lady in waiting.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:52 No.4925818
    >>4925803
    he has the temper, the beard, the height and the determination to make an excellent dwarf
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:52 No.4925828
    >>4925816
    Sanctioned companion?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:53 No.4925837
    >>4925812
    Fine, be that way. What classes are there? Is this 3.5? Is this DF or Nethack or something?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:55 No.4925849
    >>4925812
    fine asshat, then what are the classes
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:55 No.4925851
    bene gesserit
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:55 No.4925854
    >>4925812
    BOOOOOOOOOOO RAILROADER BOOOOOOOOOO
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:55 No.4925857
    I missed the thread after she got to the dorf fort with her newfound dorf friend, but before this one. Is it archived somewhere?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:56 No.4925870
    >>4925672
    NATURE MAGE. Grow stuff, control weather, LIGHTNING BOLT.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/18/09(Thu)21:56 No.4925873
    >>4925854
    I just don't see how you can go on adventures as a whore!
    Well... I do, but it's not the right kind of adventure!
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:56 No.4925878
    Elf gunslinger with bandoleers full of ready and primed flintlock pistols.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:57 No.4925889
    >>4925780
    >>4925803

    Yes that's what Dwarves are like.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:59 No.4925900
    >>4925809
    >>Well up in tear and give a pity face to the guard.

    This. Do this.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:59 No.4925902
    the classes are what OP?...
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)21:59 No.4925905
    >>4925870

    So a Drood?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:01 No.4925918
    >>4925873
    She could strut her sexy thin stuff to get through situations and if you make her a Rogue whore I think we'd all be happy.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:02 No.4925924
    >>4925905
    Boo-urns.

    I vote for gunslinger. But, because she's a elf, they're, like, nature guns. Like, instead of flint and gunpowder there's a little worm in there that spits rocks really fast.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:02 No.4925930
    >>4925905
    Only with less vows and stuff.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:02 No.4925934
    >>4925918
    rouge whore. do it
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:05 No.4925955
    >>4925870
    Do this. It's perfect.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/18/09(Thu)22:05 No.4925957
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    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4914513/

    Here we go slowpokes.
    And class choices as pic.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/18/09(Thu)22:05 No.4925960
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    >>4925902
    The obvious ones are Magicky, Sneaky, Shooty, Prayie and Naturey, but anything sufficiently AWESOME will do as well.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:06 No.4925963
    >>4925934
    Nothing ruins a whore like too much rouge. The point of makeup is to make it look like you're not wearing any.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:07 No.4925970
    Please people we get it you want a whore what you fail to recognize is she is an elf
    elves are fey
    they are naturally whores so she doesn't need it as part of her class.

    my vote is the gunslinger if not with guns with hand crossbows.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/18/09(Thu)22:07 No.4925971
    >>4925960
    Whoops. Sorry 'bout that.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:08 No.4925975
    >>4925960
    Monk that wields two bears chained together at the asses as a pair of nunchucks. Keeps them in a bag of holding.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:08 No.4925982
    I choose sneaky whore
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:08 No.4925983
    >>4925960
    Combine Magic with archery and Dwarven connections to make a magic gunslinger with like magic guns and stuff.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:09 No.4925987
    >>4925960
    NATURE with focus on growing stuff, making rain and LIGHTNING.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:09 No.4925990
    >>4925963
    touche sir
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:10 No.4925998
    >>4925982
    magic whore! magic whore!
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:11 No.4926006
    druid!

    >ACQUIRE BEAR
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:11 No.4926007
    she threw lightning, she either has to be a nature whore (aka fucking hippy) or a whore mage
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:12 No.4926016
    >>4925983
    Magic guns can eat my poo. Do NATURE guns! Like a hand trebuchet or a little wooden machine that irritates a porcupine in just the right way to make it shoot quills across the room. Or seeds that propels themselves out of the gun by growing into full-sized trees in an instant and then hitting people.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:13 No.4926020
    >>4926007
    It was just static.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:14 No.4926033
    Magickey is too stereotypical.

    Make her pious and prayery, worshiping gods that are actually demons in disguised, using her to ascend into the mortal realm.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:14 No.4926034
    >>4925970
    good point. lets go the druid route then
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:16 No.4926046
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    >>4926033

    She looks so innocent, it would fit her percectly
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:17 No.4926052
    Storm mage.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:17 No.4926054
    monk! flurry of blows!
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:18 No.4926061
    >>4925960

    Singy.

    As in, Sheryl Nome & Ranka style singy.

    Macross Frontier: Making Bards AWESOME since 2008.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:18 No.4926064
    >>4926006
    >>4925975
    >>4926054

    All of these!
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:18 No.4926071
    Paladin! Make her listen to heavenly (?) whispers only she can hear.

    Madwoman to many, heroine to some, heroin to /tg/: Moonleaf the Conqueror.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:20 No.4926084
    shooty! cower like the fucking elf you are!
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:20 No.4926090
    >>4926071
    that is somehow awesome
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:21 No.4926092
    I can't believe /tg/ has forgotten about the awesomeness of the FIRE-BASED RAGE MAGE already.

    Seeing as how that was 75% of last night's vote, I'm surprised that the lifestyle choice is still in contention.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:21 No.4926096
    >>4926084
    >>4926061
    Shooty Bard Elf
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:22 No.4926100
    pious, with a dark twist! Zeal and innocence combined.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:23 No.4926109
    >>4926100
    >>4926033

    Prayery =/= emo
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:25 No.4926125
    20 levels in Commoner. Take Toughness for every feat.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:25 No.4926126
    >>4926096

    Sure, but make the Shooty part come from some sort of construct that she rides into battle while doing the Singy part. Bonus points if it has a Flying mode and a Stompy mode.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:27 No.4926136
    >>4926126
    >>4926096

    She's going to get stupid complicated later in the game anyway. Just make her one thing.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:28 No.4926149
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    >>How many sessions before /tg/ realizes she's not a dorf?
    Doesn't mean she shouldn't strive to be. Pic somewhat related.

    >>4926092
    Spell Rage (Ex): The Rage Mage internalizes his anger to reach great spellcasting power, but becomes reckless and less able to defend himself. He suffers a -2 penalty to AC, but gains: A bonus to the DC of spells cast from the schools of Abjuration, Conjuration, Evocation, Necromancy and Transmutation equal to his Rage Mage level; All effects of spells from those schools are treated as if cast by a caster two levels higher than the Rage Mage; The Rage Mage may use any spell or feat while in a Spell Rage. A Rage lasts for 3 rounds + Con modifier. It can be ended voluntarily before the time is up At the end of a Spell rage, the Rage Mage is winded and is -2 to Strength and Dexterity, and can't charge or run for the duration of the encounter. The Rage Mage may only enter a Spell Rage once per encounter and a certain number of times a day. You cannot enter a Spell Rage and a normal Rage at the same time. Upon reaching 10th level, a Rage Mage is no longer winded when coming out of a Spell Rage.

    Overcome Spell Failure (Ex): A Rage Mage reduces any Arcane Spell Failure percentages by 10%. If the percent is 10 or lower, the Rage Mage ignores the penalty altogether.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:29 No.4926159
    Methinks Gnoll needs to decide on something, for /tg/ cannot.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:30 No.4926164
    How about a whore mage?

    Spells include: Orgasm, Orgy, Entice, Cockblock, Epic Striptease
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/18/09(Thu)22:32 No.4926171
    >>4926159
    That's a lot of pressure. There was indeed a large consensus for the RAGE MAGE thing, but seeing as how fragmented /tg/ is tonight, it's possible that was just one guy spammin' up the place... Oh the pressure...
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:32 No.4926172
    >>4926159
    We did, but gnoll's a prude.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:32 No.4926181
    >>4926159

    This. Just pick something, I don't care what.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:33 No.4926188
    >>4926149
    goddamn I am hard now
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:33 No.4926189
    >>4926164

    Whores don't get cockblock, that spell is bitch only.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:33 No.4926196
    RAGE/PLANT MAGE

    FEEL THE FURY! ALSO, THE FURY INVOLVES TEARING YOU IN HALF WITH VINES!
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:34 No.4926202
    >>4926171
    Did you miss the part where 3 people posted in favor of fire rage mage at the same time?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:34 No.4926204
    >>4926033

    do this gnoll! great story-hook for later on.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:35 No.4926212
    >>4926136

    Then just go with the Singy part. Because singing a soulful ballad to give all of your allies the strength to kill the enemy mooks, then turning the enemy into a whimpering ball of agony with a hard-driving rock tune, and finishing it with an upbeat pop ditty that turns surviving enemy mooks into your allies is pretty much the definition of AWESOME.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:35 No.4926216
    Rage magery is stupid and inappropriate. Look at her. Not a lot of rage going on there. As far as rage goes, she's ranked a little below an average Cutebold.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:37 No.4926232
    She is so not angry. Just do wizard, the last decision we came to, and be done with it, Gnoll. Shit is getting old.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:38 No.4926248
    >>4926189
    Let's not forget the ever useful spell Stunning Tits.

    Whore mage, slut mage, sex mage, w/e. It has plenty of opportunity for hilarity.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:38 No.4926250
    >>4926204
    >>4926033
    Samefag.

    >>4926202
    Those were all a relatively fast samefag.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:39 No.4926260
    >>4926171

    If the Rage comes in the form of hard rock setlists fucking up her enemies as she sings like... whoever /tg/ thinks is a good woman rocker these days, then I'd be fine with it.

    But hopefully Rage would be just part of her repertoire.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:39 No.4926265
    >>4926171
    I have an easy way to settle this gnoll roll a d20 for everyone to see.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:39 No.4926266
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    Why don't you guys agree on something already, like me. If you all agree on the same thing like me, we can proceed.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:41 No.4926282
    Why rage? She's an elf lass--absolutely nothing to get angry about.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:43 No.4926292
    Rage mage is a dumb idea, and it sounds like just an excuse for Angry Marine faggotry--which is an old, old joke already.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:43 No.4926297
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    Come on people, if you choose Songstress then Ranka here might just show you her Vajra. Or not show you. I guess it depends on what you prefer, really.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:43 No.4926298
    >>4926250
    >>Those were all a relatively fast samefag.
    Pretty sure you're joking, but if you're actually serious here's the thread. No fucking way that could be one poster. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4914513/

    As for rage, she just had her father die and is in a situation much out of her control. Plenty of reason for it there. And we've only seen her in 3 threads. The rage is waiting to burst out.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:44 No.4926308
    >>4926265
    I agree let the dice decide our fate.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:44 No.4926309
    >>4926282
    Insufficient WHORE and ANGRY for either of those paths. Might as well make her a Bearmancer who summons bears to carve wood.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:45 No.4926310
    >>4926292
    >>4926282
    >>4926232
    >>4926216

    Samefag.

    Basically, any people who agree with each other are samefag.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:45 No.4926311
    >>4926298

    Rage sympathiser! You're probably the samefag that posted all of them.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:45 No.4926316
    >>4926298
    Look, people's parents die ALL THE FUCKING TIME in fiction. And not everybody responds with RAGE. At the very least, not at first.

    Just go the Inigo fucking Montoya route. No RAGE until revenge is at hand.
    >> Teacup the Tiny 06/18/09(Thu)22:45 No.4926320
    I feel sorry for you, gnoll.

    Really I do.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:47 No.4926331
    >>4926309

    Still not feeling it.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:47 No.4926333
    Jesus, Gnoll, this is getting out of hand. Just pick something.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:48 No.4926338
    I'm seriously quitting this shit if it turns into another RAGE XD LOL shitfest. I get enough of that with my CE players.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:49 No.4926352
    I see Guardsman Ted has finally figured out that he can shout down an idea he dislikes more easily as Anonymous.

    Seeing as how he was the only one against rage fire mage last night, but complained about it over 9000 times.
    >> Teacup the Tiny 06/18/09(Thu)22:50 No.4926362
    >>4926149
    Oh!

    We could come up with a custom Dwelf Class.

    She looks up to dorfs, right?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:51 No.4926368
    >>4926316

    Peoples usual reaction when your parents die is sadness. Revenge is stupid and over-manly behaviour that all blockbuster hollywood and pc-game protagonists has to go around do.

    I'm the religion-fag, just to get the samefagotry cleared out, it's a great reason to turn to higher powers.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:51 No.4926373
    >>4926362
    YES YES THIS
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:51 No.4926375
    >>4926352
    >durp, any ragemage dissenters must be samefags

    Nice.

    Just pick something gnoll
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:53 No.4926388
    >>4926362

    Gnoll, do this please.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/18/09(Thu)22:53 No.4926391
    Needs a new thread. too many fags.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:54 No.4926399
    >>4926368

    At the same time, while most people won't go out of their way to get revenge, they'll probably at least consider it if the opportunity comes up on its own.

    But anyway, I reiterate my demand for the Macross-style songstress. And yes, I was listening to the Macross Frontier soundtrack, why do you ask?

    Besides, that would mean that Yoko Kanno is doing the songwriting for you. Which is pretty fucking AWESOME.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:54 No.4926404
    Gnoll roll a d10
    1-2 paladin
    3-4 druid
    5-6 rouge
    7-8 wizard or spellcaster
    9-10 rage mage
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:54 No.4926408
    >>4926391
    What's rich is that this is coming from you, one of the worst offenders.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:55 No.4926419
    >>4926362

    I agree with this idea too, it seems fitting.

    Perhaps turning to dwarven gods, like Aerie turned to gnome gods in Baldurs Gate 2. Yes, I've got a thing for fantasy-religions, what? They're more awesome than our own :<
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/18/09(Thu)22:56 No.4926423
    >>4926408
    I can feign innocence as well as any other Anon. I have no trip code.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)22:56 No.4926430
    >>4926404

    Here's an alternative d10:

    1-2: Bard
    3-4: Skald
    5-6: Troubadour
    7-8: Diva
    9-10: Rocker
    >> Teacup the Tiny 06/18/09(Thu)22:57 No.4926436
    >>4926388
    >>4926373
    Three votes for Dwelf if you include my suggestion as a vote.

    Anyone else?
    >> Teacup the Tiny 06/18/09(Thu)22:58 No.4926447
    >>4926419
    Yay four.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/18/09(Thu)23:01 No.4926473
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    rolled 23 = 23

    1-20: MAGE
    21- 30: ROGUE
    31-40: MONK
    41-50:DRUID
    51-60:CLERIC
    61-70:ARCHER
    71-80: FIGHTER
    81-90:DUAL CLASS, ROLL AGAIN
    90-94: RAGE PREFIX, ROLL AGAIN
    95-00: WHORE PREFIX, ROLL AGAIN

    Xom! Guide my dice!
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:03 No.4926496
    >>4926473

    Well, if she's going to be a rogue, make her a female swashbuckler type then.

    As in, flamboyant clothing, even more flamboyant thievery, and getting away with things based on wits and charm instead of having poisoned their beer before hand.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:04 No.4926505
    >>4926473
    I did not see Dwelf on that list. Roll again, sir.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:04 No.4926507
    >>4926473

    FINALLY
    >> Teacup the Tiny 06/18/09(Thu)23:06 No.4926529
    >>4926473
    Going with the previous MAGICAL thing you had going on before.

    Why not a magic+rogue mix?

    Or dwelf.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:06 No.4926530
    >>4926473
    Elf rogue? How stereotypical. I was hoping for something interesting.

    Fuck this, I'm out.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:07 No.4926538
    She can still be dwelfish as a rogue. She just really likes hanging around in total darkness and pulling levers that release magma.
    >> Teacup the Tiny 06/18/09(Thu)23:07 No.4926545
    >>4926530
    Uh oh.

    Gnoll, I think you should have throught this through before starting this whole thing..
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:08 No.4926553
    >>4926473

    Dwelf was indeed not on that list! I also call for reroll!
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:09 No.4926560
    >>4926530

    THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE SUPPORTED THE MACROSS-STYLE SINGY OPTION MOTHERFUCKER
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:09 No.4926562
    >>4926529
    I can just have this tripfag as my representative. Arcane Trickster would be more interesting than plain rogue. Dwelf would be better yet (and yes, I've already said I love the dwelf idea).
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:09 No.4926566
    >>4926473
    People will never be happy no matter what consetions you make.

    I say continue the story when we level up we can cross class.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:09 No.4926573
    Dice decided.

    Shut the fuck up
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:09 No.4926576
    >>4926538
    You're missing the most important dwelf/rogue trait. OVERPOWERING LUST FOR TREASURE. Her motivation is now officially to rob these dorfs blind.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/18/09(Thu)23:11 No.4926589
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    >>4926545
    It's total chaos. Alright. LET XOM BE AMUSED. The next post to suggest a class gets it, no questions asked.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:11 No.4926590
    Happy happy pop idol magical girl Moonleaf!
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:11 No.4926592
    >>4926576
    That's even more out of character than the rage.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:12 No.4926596
    gunslinger
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:13 No.4926600
    >>4926590
    You heard the man.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:13 No.4926601
    >>4926589
    >>4926590
    >>4926589
    >>4926590
    >>4926589
    >>4926590

    XOM IS AMUSED, MOTHERFUCKER.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:13 No.4926603
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    >>4926589
    >>4926590
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/18/09(Thu)23:13 No.4926607
    >>4926589
    Wizard
    And hope to god he meant actual classes.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:14 No.4926614
    GLORIOUS
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:14 No.4926617
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    >>4926590
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:14 No.4926618
    >>4926590

    Well, looks like we've got another Macross fan in the house.

    You heard the man, hop to it!
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:15 No.4926619
    >>4926590
    >>4926589

    I fucking lol'ed.

    And because of this, I am content enough to quit bitching. "And lo, Moonleaf did conquer the fortress of dorfs with her magical voice, which the dorfs claimed they could hear even through the thickest stone walls."
    >> Terminator !iSsP9f7qHA 06/18/09(Thu)23:15 No.4926621
    >>4926590
    Well...this will be interesting...
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:15 No.4926622
    >>4926590

    My prayers have been answered!
    >> Teacup the Tiny 06/18/09(Thu)23:15 No.4926623
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    >>4926589
    >>4926590
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:15 No.4926624
    >>4926590
    Sounds like a mage/bard to me, Gnoll.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:15 No.4926626
    >>4926618
    Stupid old anime is stupid and old.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:15 No.4926627
    Make her a swashbuckling rogue with magical guns that utilize powerful teleportation magic to fire pissed-off bears at high speeds.

    Also, somebody post that naked elf berzerker pic from last night, that shit was hot.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:15 No.4926631
    >>4926590
    so a wizard/bard that works I'm surprisingly okay with it
    >> Attack Wallaby !/03sF9BQoQ 06/18/09(Thu)23:16 No.4926639
    >>4926589
    DO NOT FALTER, GNOLL! STAY WITH ROGUE ONLY MAKE HER A FLAMBOYANT SWASHBUCKLER LIKE SUGGESTED! or an elfdar banshee. we are on /tg/ after all.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:16 No.4926644
    >>4926626

    Try Frontier on for size, motherfucker.

    It aired just last year. And both of the main female characters were awesome. Plus the voice actress for Ranka also did the singing, and was fucking amazing.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/18/09(Thu)23:17 No.4926655
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    >>4926590
    DORF: "WHY DON'T YA GO DANCE AROUND IN THE FOREST WITH YOUR FRUITY SPARKLE MAGIC, YA LONG EARED WHORE!"

    MOONLEAF: "MAYBE I WILL!"

    What have I done?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:18 No.4926658
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    >>4926590

    This will be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:19 No.4926672
    Thanks, Gnoll, for reeling in this thread.

    I enjoy this quest and don't want to see it ruined by stupid people.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:19 No.4926677
    >>4926655

    You have unleashed the awesome.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:20 No.4926683
    >>4926655

    Entice... erm, I mean calm them with your newfound powers.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:20 No.4926689
    >>4926655

    Made this a billion times more AWESOME.

    Now all we need is some sort of HOT-BLOODED artificer in a flying construct and we're set.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:20 No.4926690
    Bard/Mage?

    No. She uses her magical song to attack people. With sharp edged, musical notes conjured at high speed toward her foes.

    "Argh I hath been slain... by an A sharp."
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:21 No.4926694
    >>4926644
    I stand corrected.
    Stupid old anime FRANCHISE is stupid and old.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:21 No.4926697
    I thought Moonleaf wanted to be like, a dorf or somethin'?

    She better be for usin' some dorf magic, like Summon Dwarven Stout (Lesser Keg) and Beard Elemental.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:21 No.4926699
    >>4926655
    She obviously could use an instrument, as well as a nice costume for performances. And possibly makeup.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:22 No.4926701
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    >>4926655
    >> Teacup the Tiny 06/18/09(Thu)23:22 No.4926703
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    >>4926655
    >What have I done?

    Something amazing.

    JUST MAKE SURE WE USE A MICROPHONE AS OUR MAGIC IMPLEMENT.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:22 No.4926710
    >>4926690

    "LISTEN TO MY SONG! OR I TURN THE AMPS UP A NOTCH AND LET THE BASSLINE BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT YOUR ASSHOLE!"
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:23 No.4926716
    >>4926703
    Fuck yes!
    >> >>4926590 06/18/09(Thu)23:23 No.4926718
    Holy crap. This is the first time I've actually had any kind of effect on one of these quest threads. Almost makes me wish I'd used the name I sometimes use. Ehh. Fuckit. Anonymous deserves all credit for awesome.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:24 No.4926728
    Maybe later she can find a sound cannon.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:25 No.4926732
    >>4926703
    Electric pop-music equipment in a fantasy setting used to be cool when Discword did it, but Dominic Deegan ruined it forever.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:25 No.4926733
    >>4926710
    So now she wants to be a doobie?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:25 No.4926741
    >>4926655

    Acquire appropriate attire for your new class.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:26 No.4926754
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    >>4926728
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:27 No.4926760
    >>4926732

    Fortunately, we all can agree to pretend that Dominic Deegan doesn't exist. Trust me, it works wonders.

    And FUCK YEAH, MUSIC WITH ROCKS IN FOREVER!
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:28 No.4926767
    Storm out in a HISSY-FIT
    Locate FOREST
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:28 No.4926768
    Sing The Trees by Rush
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:28 No.4926771
    No, Moonleaf! Your destiny is not alone in the forest! Charm that dorf with your magic song!

    ...Then have him get you a flask.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:29 No.4926781
    >>4926733

    ...what in the fuck is a doobie?
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/18/09(Thu)23:30 No.4926792
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    Moonelf dashes off, using all her ELVEN AGILITY

    Olon: "Where are ye goin', lass?"
    Moonleaf: "I know what I have to do now. Thank you for everything, Olon!"
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:33 No.4926817
    Is there any way to gain Invocation skill without losing piety? By the time my skill is high enough to use Okawaru's Haste, I can no longer call upon Okawaru for it.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:33 No.4926820
    >>4926792
    As you GO FOREST, COMPOSE SONG about FEELINGS
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:35 No.4926829
    Gnoll, did anybody tell you yet that Olon is dangerously close to Ollon, which is Swedish for glans?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:35 No.4926831
    >>4926792
    commune with the animals they will be your friends
    >> Herp Derp 06/18/09(Thu)23:36 No.4926837
    >>4926781
    Doobies are the most culturally deep, most beautiful creatures on the planet. They're the chosen warriors of the divine and the one true master race to the world. They pride themselves in being arrogant yet tolerant, prideful yet humble, unforgiving but willing to let people have second chances.

    Doobies are creatures of such striking beauty, that it is impossible not to stare in awe at them. Their songs are so hauntingly beautiful they awaken a melancholy so deep it brings tears to all who hear it. Their movements are so graceful it inspires love in even the coldest of hearts. Their intellect and philosophy are so powerful that it is difficult for lesser beings to understand even an iota of their wisdom
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:36 No.4926839
    >>4926792
    Not to the forest, but to a podium, I hope.
    >> Teacup the Tiny 06/18/09(Thu)23:36 No.4926841
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    >Happy happy pop idol magical girl Moonleaf!
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:37 No.4926851
    >>4926792

    Unless she's running away to chug a barrel of ale in order to impress her new dwarf buddies, then shit just got boring.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:38 No.4926861
    >>4926841

    How about Full Moon o Sagashite instead? The happiest show ever where the main character will die horribly from throat cancer in a year?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:38 No.4926864
    Acqure new outfit to better match her discovered career choice.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:39 No.4926875
    >>4926792
    HACK DATABASE to retrieve KILL PHRASE for OLON
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:40 No.4926880
    What would a dorfy pop-idol be like?
    >>  06/18/09(Thu)23:43 No.4926903
    >>4926880
    I dunno.
    Floggin molly?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:44 No.4926921
    >>4926880
    This is what I'm hoping we get to discover in this quest.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/18/09(Thu)23:44 No.4926922
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    Moonleaf realizes she doesn't actually know what she has to do now. The stress must be getting to her.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:45 No.4926927
    >>4926922
    break down and cry
    >>  06/18/09(Thu)23:45 No.4926930
    >>4926922
    GOD.
    DAMN.
    IT.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:46 No.4926936
    >>4926922
    Run back into the fortress.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:47 No.4926939
    >>4926922
    She needs to get closer to nature to increase her powers.

    The traditional way to do this is by removing clothes.
    >> Terminator !iSsP9f7qHA 06/18/09(Thu)23:47 No.4926940
    >>4926922
    Either that or the Ale.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:48 No.4926947
    >>4926880
    Beard, able to conjure ale, songs about ale, battle against carp and fixing up your beard to impress a lass.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:49 No.4926961
    >>4926927

    This, and go get stupidly drunk. If alcohol can't be acquired, mushrooms will do.
    >> Teacup the Tiny 06/18/09(Thu)23:50 No.4926967
    >>4926922
    Procure magical girl outfit.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:50 No.4926968
    >>4926922

    Find River Nymph. Offer River Nymph flask of dwarven ale. Use Nature Magic to construct strap-on from soft vines and vegetation while River Nymph drinks from flask. Penetrate River Nymph. Use Bard skills to write an epic ballad about how you totally railed a drunk River Nymph in the butt.
    >> Attack Wallaby !/03sF9BQoQ 06/18/09(Thu)23:50 No.4926970
    Auto-sage alert!
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:52 No.4926977
    >>4926967

    This.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:55 No.4926997
    This needs to be acrhived before it falls off, and a new thread started!
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:57 No.4927008
    >>4926967
    >>4926977
    Strip, then sing naked in the forest while you commune with nature. Attempt to attract cute rabbits or squirrels.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)23:58 No.4927018
    >>4926922
    Express FRUSTRATION in SONG while tearing at CONSTRICTIVE ELF CLOTHES
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)00:01 No.4927042
    REVEALING MAGICAL GIRL TRANSFORMATION SEQUENCE GO!
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)00:01 No.4927047
    Gnoll! Where arth thou!
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)00:02 No.4927053
    >>4926922

    To become magical girl: learn how to BEFRIEND people.

    To become pop idol: find currently big pop idol, sind one of her songs in public place, get recognized for your talent.

    To become magical girl pop idol: BEFRIEND current pop idol in singing contest.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)00:26 No.4927255
    >>4927053

    You heard the man, let's work on befriending first.

    Step 1: Find a thing
    Step 2: Shoot it with energy beams until it's a warped ruin.
    Step 3: Find a living thing
    Step 4: Shoot it with energy beams but leave it free of lasting harm. On failure, repeat step 3.

    There's a mean ol' dwarf who could really use some BEFRIENDing back in the fortress for step 4, too.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)00:35 No.4927336
    >>4927255
    NEW THREAD.

    >>4927058
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)00:57 No.4927498
    >>4927336
    You sir are an asshole of the highest caliber.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)01:19 No.4927691
    The new thread was actually
    >>4927095
    but Gnoll was scared away, it seems. Way to go, guys.



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