>The Adeptus Mechanicus finds the remains of Liberty Prime in the depths of Mars and convert it into a Knight-Templar, the smallest type of Titans.

Booh-fucking-wooh.

40k makes the shittiest crossovers because 40k has a silly techlevel and a silly scale.

But how did liberty prime get to mars?

Is the void dragon a communist?

>>4907845
So says the bethfag. Enjoy your T-51b power armor.

Y

>>4907820
>Knight-Templar
FFFFFFFFFFF, learn your fucking fluff, asstard!

>>4907859

Yes. Many years ago the Emperor convinced Liberty Prime that the Void Dragon was a communist invading Mars (which obviously belongs to America!) and sent him there to do battle with it.

DEATH IS THE PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO HERESY!

Liberty Prime in essence would be equal to what a Knight or a less agile Warhound? It was mainly an anti-infantry blaster that taken down with orbital fire...

On a sidenote, is there a Fallout 3 Liberty Prime-to-titan mod to go with the 40k mod?

>>4907878
They sent him to RED SOIL?

>>4907910

Obviously Mars is the true birth place of communism and Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels were Martians planting the seeds of evil in what was then a beautiful, communist free world so that we would be weak when they came to conquer us! So after the truth was discovered and communism purged from our great Earth, Liberty Prime was sent to finish the job once and for all and make Mars a safe world for the Democratic peoples of Earth to inhabit. But alas, not even a fine emblem of Democracy such as he could slay the mighty communist overlord and the communists escaped while he was forced to enter a stasis mode to ensure he could survive to finish the job. Now, 38 millennium later, the evils of communism are spreading yet again. But all hope is not lost, as Liberty Prime has returned more powerful then ever to finish the job!

>>4907997
This is so ridiculous it hurts my head.

>>4907997

>Obviously Mars is the true birth place of communism and Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels were Martians planting the seeds of evil in what was then a beautiful, communist free world so that we would be weak when they came to conquer us!

Mind = Blown.

>So after the truth was discovered and communism purged from our great Earth, Liberty Prime was sent to finish the job once and for all and make Mars a safe world for the Democratic peoples of Earth to inhabit. But alas, not even a fine emblem of Democracy such as he could slay the mighty communist overlord and the communists escaped while he was forced to enter a stasis mode to ensure he could survive to finish the job.

So the void dragon is no longer on Mars and ran from liberty prime? where does the emperor fit in to all this? And the tau are being led by the void dragon?

>>4908051

>So the void dragon is no longer on Mars and ran from liberty prime?

Yes.

>where does the emperor fit in to all this?

Obviously the Emperor empowered Liberty Prime with PURE DEMOCRACY before he was sent to Mars.

>And the tau are being led by the void dragon?

Wasn't it obvious?

And that Necron expedition to Mars was obviously an attempt by the Evil Communist Robots to recover their lost territory.

>>4908094

>Necrons
>Evil Communist Robots

I think I like your version of the Necrons more.

>>4907997

>>4908094
>Emperor
>Democracy
Hurr?

>>4908134
Yes.

BRING IT ON.

>>4908192

FOOL! Beautiful Democracy was obviously the Emperor's ultimate goal, where he could slip back into the shadows and protect humanity from the evils of communism and chaos in secret. Sadly it was prevented by the evil taint of communism and chaos whispering into the ears of some of his once Democracy Loving, Baseball playing sons and corrupting them. Furthermore, his prime candidates to become the first President of the Imperium gave into their greed and became power hungry Fascists! So Democracy has been stalled for now, but worry not, for it shall be granted to the loyal citizens of the Imperium some day soon!

>>4908241

CHANCES OF RED TAU VICTORY: ZERO PERCENT!

>>4908294
The Greater Good is just another term for failure?

>>4908308
It is the VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE.

>>4908308

THE GREATER GOOD IS JUST A TEMPORARY SETBACK ON THE ROAD TO FREEDOM!

Isn't Liberty Prime dangerously close to the dreaded Iron Men that mankind is fucking terrified of? AI is tech heresy of the highest order. Liberty Prime is more likely to find itself slagged into scrap than anything else.

WE FIGHT FOR THE TAU.

Stop spamming http://www.An9nTalk.com/ ("9" = "o")

93822c6c3212ca7e936912f7571664a6

>>4908362
I think you'd be hard pressed to consider Liberty Prime an AI. Titans are more self-aware than LP is.
Hell, he thinks he's in Anchorage.

>>4908368
GTFO and don't come back until you are made of plastic!

You know, I always want to start quoting Liberty Prime when I build a GC in SupCom anymore.

>>4907997
>>4908094
>>4908271

...What the fuck are you on?

>>4908424

DEMOCRACY BITCH, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?

>>4908362
He's more like a Warhound Titan.
His AI is simplistic. It's more prgrammign than actual intelligence, since it can't learn new things.

LP is the holy grail of DAoT tech.
Any techpriest would shit himself with glee.

>>4908271
>>Primarchs
>>Baseball playing
I think we need a drawfag.

I just have this feeling one of the lost Primarchs was communist...

>>4909853
the folk conception of democracy is nothing like this bipartisan representative democracy pig circus we have going on

FREEDOM IS THE SOVEREIGN RIGHT OF EVERY ASTARTES

Wait, that doesn't work.
I'll come back to you.

Tau aren't communist.

>>4909958

You poor, delusional man. The taint of Tau communism has gotten to you and now you are lying for them.

>>4909998
Tau have a caste system, violating the most basic tenet of communism: everyone is equal.

>>4910016
Everyone IS equal. However some castes are more equal then others.

It now occurs to you that the fallout universe fits very well in 40k canon around the end of the 2nd millenium

Tau are what communists actually ARE, as opposed to what communist ideals are. "Everyone is equal, but I am more equal than you".

This made my morning /tg/, thank you.

Liberty Prime IS the Machine God

>>4909950

DEATH IS THE RIGHT OF ALL HERETICS.

>>4910020
>>4910029

You guys are confused about Tau fluff. No, not everyone is equal. Commander Shadowsun isn't equal to a Fire Warrior. You advance in your caste based on your merits and achievements.

>>4910069
Herp de derp The Ethereal caste is more equal then any other caste no matter how many achievements you get.

>>4910029
That's no more communism than America is a democracy.

"herp derp here's two parties you can vote for. you get the same shit either one. freedom lolololol"

>>4910080

Yeah, exactly. So I don't understand why people claim that it's communism?

>>4910049
WAAAAAAAAGH IS THE RIGHT OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS.

>>4910029
Suddenly, Liberty Prime realized America was enemy.

And then White House was bombed. Again.

>>4910088
Tip: part of democracy is that people might not vote for who you want.

>>4910089
Which is just like any corrupt dictatorship using communism as scapegoat ideology to get away with shit.

>>4910098
Canada destroyed the White House first. Fact.

>>4910103
Are you talking about communist state, or communist ideology? The Tau are neither, and they strive for neither. They are a caste and merit base society.

>>4910029
but you are more equal then i

ME GRIMLOCK SMASH METAL HERETIC!!

>>4910100
Tip: I live in Canada and I welcome people to vote for whichever party they want.

Americans don't have that choice because it's either Democrat, Republican, or wasted vote.

>>4910149
That's because the vast majority agree with either Democrat or Republican issues.

Gee, it's almost like it's a democracy.

>>4910155
Shh, Let them have their political smugness. It's one of the few things they have.

Can't we fine Democracy Loving, communist hating people just get along?

>>4910186
DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM.

>>4910161
A lot of it stems from our right wing parties still existing somewhere to the left of your left wing parties. We're progressive. You're welcome to catch up.

>>4910155
It's actually a republic.

>>4910199
I guess the other half comes from impotent minority governments who have an election whenever somebody sneezes.

>>4910207
Yep!
I'm smug, but realistic.

>>4910202
...and a democracy.

>>We're progressive

"Progressive". I hate that word. Progressing where? To what? Why can't I change direction?

"Progress" is one of the most meaningless lumps of doublespeak stodging up politics today.

This thread is amusing. Anyone have any crossover related requests? I can keep going with the Transformer ones..

>>4910229
Kill yourself.

>>4910199
Socialism is progress?
I CALL RAILROADING ON THE DM.
FUCK THIS SHIT.

>>4910229

Hmm... it's a bit weeaboo, sorry, but I remember a while back there being a thread about crossing over Neon Genesis Evangelion and 40K...

...an Eva delivering a roundhouse-kick to the head of a Gargant?

>>4910229
A plant transformers.

>>4910225
Social equalization, environmental sustainability, other general improvements from the days of coal-fired powerplants and not doing things because the sky wizard told some goat herders not to do them.

>>4910233

But I'm scared. :(

>>4910242

uh ok I'll try.

>>4910243

Intriguing. What kind of plant?

>>4910149
>wasted vote

right.
Remember when Ross Perot came around in 1992 and almost destroyed the 2 party system?
Then the fuckign republicans started making threats against his family to force him to drop out.

>>4910248
Also, 50% less money you have to deal with in your paycheck.
It's really a relief when someone else is spending your money.

>>4910252
/tg/ is not your Deviantart account.

>>4910255
Is your full paycheck buying you health insurance?
Is everybody else's?

>>4910252
Trees mostly, but you can go down to bushes or weeds if you can hack it. The problem is, it's kinda hard to imagine a transformer that CAN'T MOVE. I mean, fights WOULD be kinda boring when Optimus transforms into a redwood, and Megatron transforms into some sort of moss.

>>4910095
Has the guy not painted that up yet

>>4910216
No, just a republic.

"Constitution-based federal republic; strong democratic tradition"
-CIA factbook
"Article IV, Section 4. The United States shall guarantee to every state in this union a republican form of government"
-US Constitution

I understand your confusion, I was lied to at school too.

>>4910265
I know what kind of Health Insurance I'm buying, if that's what your asking?

>>upgrading him

HERESY!

>>4910255
do you make more than $500,000 per year?

>>4910255
Yeah, especially when you're too damn stupid to spend it effectively yourself.

>>4910287
Food for the trolls.

>>4910248

And again, what if I want to change direction? What if my concept of "progress" doesn't gel with with yours?

'Progress' is an insidious, corrupt term because those who employ it imply that it's their way or no way at all - and anyone who wants to cut a new path is a rouge factor which must be stopped - or that there's some irresistible force compelling people towards one single end (their own, conveniently).

What we have is different people with different concepts of how to best run the world. They exist on their own, not on a scale. "Progress" is bunk - propaganda.

>>4910293
So, your saying that you want to trust someone else, who is smarter then yourself, with your own money?

>>4910298
Yeah, the labels "conservative" and "liberal" are complete fabrications.

>>4910314
Your putting words into his mouth.

>>4910295
the proposed 50% tax is only for people who make an adjusted gross income of $500,000 or more.

This is opposed to the existing cap of 35% at $370,000 or more.

It's not a tax hike for anyone, it's just an increase in the maximum tax ceiling for rich folk.

If you honestly are making more than $500,000 in adjusted gross income a year, you can part with half of it.

>>4910308
Isn't that called investment?

>>4910298
All change is progress and therefore good for you!

>>4910323
"An investment is the choice by the individual"

>>4910343
nobody is stopping you from leaving the country.

ESPECIALLY if you're making $500,000 a year.

>>4910322
So, I'd be really making $250,000 a year. I sure wish I was making $337,500 a year, so I could be making as much as a guy making $500,000 a year.

>>4910358
Yeah, because that's how taxes work, right?

>>4910351
Now that's the end of all things. Leaving the country.
To where?
Rich people are a dieing breed, and seem to be getting phased out by popular demand. Soon, there the rich will be just as poor.~

>>4910358
Protip: donate to charities, or invest money into your business to reduce your AGI.

The 50% tax is meant as much as a money-maker as it is an incentive for coporations to reduce their prices and invest more in the commuity instead of hording.

>>4910308
>>4910323
>>4910343

Look around yourself, are people using their money wisely? They buy all this plastic perishable crap that gets tossed into the after two weeks. More and more I think that the majority of people are too dumb to use their money effectively; I'm not exempt either.

>>4910361
Just using the math anon gave me.
>>4910372
So why bring it up?

>>4910376
You use the term "people" as if it was any different then when ~I~ use the term "people."
It's strange that we think that we're talking about two different sets of "people"

>>4910358
The more money you earn, the more money you'll have. There's always an incentive to get richer.

>>4910378
You're an idiot. You don't just suddenly start making less money when you go up a tax bracket. That was never how taxes work.

What america could use

>>4910378
proving that the proposed 50% ceiling is a good thing.

The last thing Exxon need is another $123 billion profit to go right into the pockets of their board.

Imagine if they spent half that on improving their community, instead of paying it to the government to do it for them.

>>4910398
It's true. I don't make any LESS money.
I simply get to use LESS of the money I make.

>>4910314

I haven't aired my political opinions in this thread - and I don't intend to, as I don't want to prejudice the argument. The idea of "progressive politics" really gets up my nose - it is dishonest, manipulative, and its associate presumptions stymie any real debate (everything is just "progress", taken to be axiomatically true rather than its merits being actually argued - sounds a lot like some sort of secular religion, really). If you have an opinion just state it plainly, and don't try to blindside people with weasel words.

>>4910322
>>4910351
>>4910358

Let's not forget that you're not suddenly going to "lose" half of your paycheck. You're already paying taxes on it...aren't you?

In the example, right now a 500K check gives 325k after taxes. New tax laws would reduce that to as low as 250k - if they're not paying attention when tax season comes, and not using one of the dozens of different tricks you can use to reduce your taxes owed.

Also, turbotax is a traditional game.

>>4910401
Khorne/Bloodthirster '12!

>>4910415
Percentage wise, yes.

You still actually have more fucking money.

>>4910401

USfag here; Seconded.

HAIL TO THE CHIEF TO THE MOTHERFUCKING CHI-I-EF!

>>4910358
posts liek this reveal that you've either never paid taxes before, or you only know how to use the 1040ez.

L2itemize, noob.

>>4910416
Hey! Shove off! ~I'M~ trolling this thread.
>>4910417
That is true. As long as I plan ahead, I can compensate.
However, that isn't my complaint.
Why should I make MORE money, let's say, 500,000, in this new tax bracket, when I would be filling my golden bath tub to the same level as I would a person in a lower tax bracket, making LESS money than I would.

YES, I understand that the 50% tax is aimed more toward businesses.
But it just seems like it's PENALIZING SUCCESS.

>>4910449
>I DON'T KNOW HOW TAXES WORK

Get this kid outta here.

>>4910472
Insignificant returns?

>>4910465
>BAWWW IM NOT SAGEING WHEN THE TROLL COMES TO TOWN.

>>4907997
At last, after 38 millenia I am free! it's time to conquer soviet russia!

>>4910449
>>Why should I make MORE money, let's say, 500,000, in this new tax bracket, when I would be filling my golden bath tub to the same level as I would a person in a lower tax bracket,
You're not. You're filling it to a greater level, but each subsequent bucket of cash you add raises the water level less. At no point does pouring gold coins into your bath make it less extravagant, but there are diminishing returns on it. Pic related.

>>4910496

>>4910449

You're drastically oversimplifying things.

While a specific dollar amount may have been mentioned, the actual laws are far more complicated - it's not like going from 499,999, then making an extra single dollar, is suddenly going to cost you 75k in taxes.

>>4910516
YOU HAVE SLAIN YE TROLL.
YOU HAVE GAINED 13XP! (taxed of course)
YOU HAVE FOUND 2 GP! (Taxed at a later date)

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: TAXES!

>>4910538
Um, yes it would

>>4910398
actually it is, enjoy getting a raise- moving in to a new tax bracket and taking home less.

Personally, i'm a fan of a flat percentage tax all the way up with no refunds. A stepped tax bracket only results in the wealthy and rich sheltering their income. Also, philanthropy decreases when taxes increase.

I <3 redistribution of wealth. /sarcasm

>>4910539
It's like I'm really playing in Eberron.

>>4910548
Nah, it wouldn't.

>>4910538
Hurr.
A
Durr.
Of course I am. I wouldn't be trying to sidestep actual tax methodology this whole time, just so I can continue to draw people to pay attention to a hypothetical situation, so that they may waste time trying to prove me wrong, now would I?

>>4910551

Reaganomics were the best thing ever, right?

>>4910561
>LOL, I TROLL U

Hello again, Terra the magnificent. This is Emperor Eden. And I was hoping we could talk. Let's talk about government, shall we. Or more specifically, your government, dear Terra. The Imperium of Man. Just who is the Imperium? Why, now that's simple, the Imperium is you, Terra. The Imperium is your sister, your aunt, your friend, your, your neighbor. And well yes, the Imperium is me as well, heh heh, uh hah. As your emperor, it is my responsibility to preside over our great empire. So, as your emperor, I am the voice, I am the heart, and soul of the Imperium. That is to say, I am the voice, heart, and soul of Terra. But only together, together, can we hope to reach our full potential. The way we were before the Age of Strife. Whole. Beautiful. Powerful. One Imperium, One Terra. Now and Forever. And now, dearest Terra, we must say farewell. For there is much work to be done, and the Imperium never rests. Never. Until we meet again, this is your emperor, John Henry Eden, signing off.

>>4910577
YES
YESSS
YESSSSS

>>4910577
I'm going to play that game, just so I can kill that bot again.

Not another "HERP I'm a dumb American socialism=SATANIC TERROR GOATS OF DEATH" thread.

America is already socialist state.

>>4910577
What do I have to do with this?

>>4910598
>>4910605
I like how you two come in AFTER /thread posts.
I mean.
Really?
Do you really need to bump the thread?

>>4910605
>America is already socialist state.

Hahahaha.

>>4910577

How the fuck did we go from the Imperium rebuilding Liberty Prime to terrorize the Tau to another 4chan political debate?

>>4911034
Trolls.

>>4911034
Because it's 4chan. People like throwing shitstorms at the drop of a goddamn hat. Political shitstorms are the best kind.

I DISAGREE WITH YOUR PARTICULAT SET OF BELIEFS.

>>4910577
>>4910650

I don't know if I should rage or laugh.

>>4911071

SIR, YOUR DIFFERING OPINION ANGERS ME AND I MUST EXPRESS SUCH EMOTION THROUGH THE ATTEMPTED VERBAL DESTRUCTION OF YOUR STANCE WITHOUT BACKING MY OWN STATEMENTS.

>>4911071
Nnnnggaaahhhhh! You're making Orz squeeze juice! NO MORE PARTICULAR SET OF BELIEFS STORIES!

*Silly cow* make *sick* action for the last time!
Nnnnnggggaaaahhhhh!!!!!! It is *dancing*!!!!

>>4907997
>>4908094

>The Necrons are Evil Communist Robots and the C'tan are their Communist overlords.
>They are secretly manipulating the Tau to spread the evils of communism throughout the galaxy.

This version is superior.

>>4911193
OH YEAH? WELL I'M GOING TO REINFORCE MY SET OF BELIEFS WHILE CLAIMING THAT PEOPLE WHO HAVE YOUR SET OF BELIEFS ARE MENTALLY INFERIOR. AND MAYBE SOME COMMENTS ABOUT YOUR MOM.

FAILING THAT, NO U!

>>4911283

YOU FORCE ME TO RESORT TO IMAGE MACROS AND FALLING BACK TO THE 'I TROLL U' DEFENSE. THIS BATTLE IS FAR FROM OVER! I WILL COUNTER AFTER LOOKING UP SEVERAL HALF-FORMED ARTICLES OF INFORMATION WHOSE ACCURACY IS QUESTIONABLE.

>>4911311
TOO BAD THE THREAD WILL 404 BY THEN. AND I WILL COUNTER WITH THE SAME HALF-ASSED DEFENSE, POSSIBLY EVEN QUOTING JOHN STEWART FROM THE DAILY SHOW. ALSO, CAPS LOCK IS NECESSARY TO EXPRESS MY VIEWS. IT MOST CERTAINLY DOES NOT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN INSIPID FUCKSTAIN.

This is getting far too specific.

>>4911283
>>4911311

Hoo, damn, haven't laughed that hard in a while. You guys win the internet. CONGRATULATIONS!

BETTER DEAD THAN BLUE!

that doesnt rhyme does it?

>>4911337

SHOULD MY ARGUMENT FALTER FURTHER, I WILL FALL BACK TO INSULTING YOUR DECISION OF USING A TRIPCODE AND CHANTING 'anoneemus is leejun! XD' IN AN ATTEMPT TO DERAIL THE THREAD FROM MY FAILURES.

Okay, the caps lock is hurting my eyes now. I'm done.

yeah well, I'll use a picture to express my views, because you're spamming a topic that is about a metal giant

and RICHARD

>>4911367
RON PAUL

You guys are way behind.

>>4911367

lol, faggot.

>>4911367
Same.

Though I have to admit, that was probably the most meaningful political discussion in the history of 4chan.

>>4911452

I believe we made a lot of...'progress'.

>>4910147
Adeptus Autobots. The last of the Iron men who where re-programed to protect Democracy.

>>4910095
Some where stolen by a large Ork WAAAGH.

>>4911376

>>4911367
I SHALL NOW BUMP THIS THREAD LONG AFTER ALL MEANINGFUL DISCUSSION HAS CONCLUDED, AND MOST OF THE POSTERS HAVE LIKELY RETIRED FOR THE NIGHT. I SHALL HAVE THE LAST WORD, BUT IT WILL BE UTTERLY MEANINGLESS AS NOBODY WILL READ IT. THE THREAD WILL FALL OFF THE END OF PAGE TEN, TAKING A GOOD HALF HOUR'S WORK ON MY DUBIOUS-QUALITY COMPOSITION WITH IT.

>>4911506

Damn, I knew this would happen! Someone get the hose!

We should screencap each of these individually and use them as responses to when we actually see people doing this shit.

>>4911551
I already do.

Also, >>4911506 I lol'd.