FORCES

Beardbeard:
Double General Driblis
Presley
Lolth
35 Spider Riders
37 baby Giant Cave Spiders

Garrelf:
Queen Arialla
Medic Krann
Priest Teflnok
600 Illithid

Heaven or Hell, lets go.

BB: Use Deforestation!
GE: Laugh because you have seen that move like twenty times, and you know how to dodge it. Then proceed to almost dodge it but not quite because you were too busy laughing.

So... We determine who wins?

BB: Deforest those Umbrellas on his minions, they look ridiculous.

GE: Get in a shadow-duel with Presley

>>4904136
"his" being GE, of course.

BB: Use Deforestation.. on the illithid. Take them all out with one blow!

BB: Web sling at him.
GE: Shadow at him.

BB: Deus Ex Machia
GE: Succumb to Deus Ex Machia

>>4904119

BB: Timberserker Rage. Show them your DORFEN PRIDE

Shouldn't Xom be somewhere around here? He seemed to follow Beardbeard and this will definitely involve lots of cheap tactics and fire.

>>4904135
>>4904136
Beardbeard readies his largest Deforestation yet... Presley gives you some extra blades for the situation.

Garrelf sends Arialla and Teflnok to take out Driblis and Presley, then prepares for his fight with Beardbeard.

Rub face in Medic Krann's chest.

GE: Overrun BB with your 600 Illithids
BB: Deforestation them to even the odds

>>4904160
>>4904222
You took out as many as you could. The Illithid forces are down to 420 Illithid.

Presley: Shadow storm

>>4904273
Still not even enough!

BB: Have Presley slam out some wicked tunes in a frequency that makes Illithid heads explode
GE: Punt BB like a football.

sunson: Blast a single, solitary ray of sun through the nearby horizon. STRAIGHT THROUGH THE PLANET! this ray of sun distracts garrelf at a critical time by shining in his eye.

>>4904216

Double General Driblis: *Brave and the Kobold*. Show that Shadar-kai Shithead what 1/4 CR creatures can do when properly motivated.

Driblis rallies his troops and declares "CHARGE!"

>>4904310
Hey! Be careful with Drib!

That one water priest: attempt to cover the spiders in water so they asphyxiate.

Driblis: MY SWORD GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER.

LOOK! THE EAST IS BURNING RED!


SHININGGGGGGGG MASTER SWOOOOOOOOOORD!

>>4904326
BB: Presley! We need you to block Queenie's attacks. You know like you did with the elf that was kicking my ass before.

>>4904326
no, don't charge the spellcaster! they LOVE area of effect spells!

Lolth: Baby swarm attack

>>4904119
Double general Driblis?

Someone tell me of Driblis's meteoric rise to power, I was dissapointed when Driblisquest died, and I dont even like Cutebolds.

GOAT SKULL HELMET FIT FOR A WARLORD

>>4904331
But can't spiders be under water for 14 days? No wait, that's ants.

>>4904338

That sword's famous for it's anti-magic properties.

>>4904346
some spiders can

BB: Summon secret ally.

UNLEASH SONSUN.

>>4904336
Presley intends to keep Arialla shut down. As long as he is around, he will ensure she does not make it through!

>>4904333

Drilblis: Don't believe in yourself. Believe in Beardbeard who believes in you. Yours is the sword that will pierce the heavens!

WHO THE HELL DO THEY THINK YOU ARE?!

Spider mounts: WEB THAT SPELL CASTER.

Presley: Create shadow monsters to fight for the glory of BB!

GE: Arialla launches an energy ball attack at Driblis.

BB: Driblis bounces it back, energy ball tennis ensues

Hey, it's the master sword, right? This is a classic.

Presley: Create shadow bees.
Arialla: Cast something other then lightning bolt god damn.

>>4904346
>>4904340
>>4904331
Presley may have Arialla locked down, but Teflnok will see to it that this spider problem is dealt with...

I'M SO TORN

I am scared to death of spiders, but the baby spiders is so coot! I don't want them to die.

>>4904419
Lolth: WEB THAT SPELL CASTER!

>>4904419
Driblis: Sword Beam.

You heard me.

It's the mutherfuggin master sword!

>>4904419
why the hell are the Naga helping GE anyway? He's been nothing but a gigantic dick the entire time he has ruled. Now is the perfect time for a speedy mid-battle assassination...

>>4904471

"But…it was so artistically done."

>>4904471

BB: Diplomacy check to turn the Naga to your side. Use your massive combat bonus to convert to diplomacy bonus, and turn the entire naga nation to your side in one fell DORFEN swoop.

>>4904471
That would probably be a lot easier if they were venomous or constrictors.

>>4904485
all I'm saying is this: The only reason they could be still fighting for him would be some kind of loyalty to the tradition of obeying royalty, which means their morale must be shaky as hell. Make it so things look like their going south, and they will be all to happy to abandon their wretched abusive overlord to his fate.

>>4904409
Arialla only knows lightning spells.

>>4904419
Problem Solved.

>>4904506
Naga can spit venom can't they?

>>4904485

That was one of the best novel trilogies I've ever read.

>>4904511
Arialla: Now handle the kobolds by zapping the water.

>>4904511
Driblis: Cry for the fallen but continue the charge damnit

>>4904511
Lolth: FLIP OUT LIKE A NINJA

>>4904511
What about teleporting?

>>4904511
I still say the entire basis for the Naga fighting for GE to be horribly shaky.

>>4904511
NOOOO!

NOT THE KOBOLDS!

KILL HIM!

Lolth: They just killed your children. YOUR CHILDREN. ARACHNAPOCALYPSE.

>>4904570
actually, I'm pretty sure it'll at least take a minute or two for complete drowning.

>>4904455
>>4904548
Lolth disagrees.

Lolth: FLIP THE FUCK OUT AND MURDER EVERY NAGA IN SIGHT IN MOTHERLY RAGE

K: Quickly burst from cover and have your boys lay down some suppressive fire for BB

Driblis: Cut the water.

>>4904593

Drain his ass like a fucking Ecto Cooler.

No, I... I c-can't do this... I can't give commands that could result in deaths of awesome characters! I don't want any of these people and creatures to die. I love every single one of them...

Therefore, I'm going to remain silent throughout this session, only observing, feeling my heart stabbed each time someone kicks the bucket.

>>4904593
I hope Krann is looking in that direction.

>>4904499
There are only 2 nagas left.
>600 Illithid

BB: The spiders probably haven't suffocated yet, give them and the kobolds all shadow scuba-gear.

Teflnok is down.

Garrelf:
Queen Arialla
Medic Krann
600 Illithid

Presley: Inspire Courage

>>4904623
Don't worry, they might die, but they'll get better eventually.

>>4904647
FUCK YEAH

Now, Presley!: Take advantage of Arialla's perverted nature; DISTRACT HER BY RAPING HER WITH SHADOW TENTACLES!

Driblis: STRIKE HER DOWN WHILE SHE IS DISTRACTED.

Everyone seems to take BB's side on this battle.

Arialla: Snap out of it. Only Garrelf may tentacle rape you! You don't know this guy!

Arialla: Lightning that giant spider.

GE: Illithid swarm Beardbeard

>>4904553
Why yes, she can teleport! Also she is very sick of Presley stopping her attacks. She tried to electrocute the drowny sphere, she really did, but Presly stopped her again! This just has to stop. And Arialla knows a good way to do that.

>>4904703
The spider can wait. Arialla has a problem to solve.

BB: Keep GE pressed. Don't let him do anything!

>>4904714
OH GOD

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WAIT A MINUTE

Where did Presley's pet go?

>>4904714
Anybody in the mood for +Fried Elf+?

>>4904727
Sadly, *Minced Kobold Roast* is more likely.

GE: Remove the gauntlets. You have no idea what will happen, but that'll only make it all the more fun.

>>4904714
Arialla: Kill the fuck out of Presley
Garrelf: Kill the fuck out of Lolth.

>>4904734
They're already off.

>>4904714
Shadow rape. NOW.

Problem solved.

GE: Engage Beardbeard directly.

>>4904751
Now go chain lightning in the middle of the spiders.

BB: Have Cheska jump on Arillia's face

>>4904751

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

CHESKA! AVENGE YOUR FRIEND!

PRESLEY, NOOOOOOOOO


BB: Give that bitch what's coming to her.

Illithid Army: keep Lolth from helping
Ariala: Defend yourself because the Kobold is probably after you now
GE: Engage BB, don't let him take your forces without reprieve. Take notice of his injuries and take advantage.

>>4904751
Presley! Noooo!

The tears have started to come and they won't stop because I know there will be more bodies.

>>4904751
...
Driblis deflects with the Master Sword and uses his twitchy kobold nerves and superior melee training to keep her from roasting him up close while Lolth fucks he shit up.

Cheska: RIP AND TEAR

>>4904751
Driblis: YOUR SWORD GLOWS WITH A MIGHTY POWER.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.

>>4904751
BB: Presley NOOOOOO. You bitch. WE LIKED PRESLEY.
SHOW HER DORFEN RAGE.
Also, while charging, block her attacks using that antimagic cage we have as a shield. It's gotta be good for something, god damn.

BB: Charge into the middle of the Illithids to let what's left of your forces have a chance to take them out.
Driblis: Press Arialla, try to stay near Lolth for backup.

BB: that bitch just killed the man that saved your life. She just fried the dude that had your back, and got you booze, and kept you safe from Musclebeard.

BROMANCE THAT CASTER.

>>4904756
>>4904742
"You just lost me my high priest."

Krann: Go drag alway Teflnok.

>>4904798
Spiders: PROTECT MOMMY!

GO BB KILLLLL HIM
YOU CAN DO IT!

>>4904798

Drilblis: Spin Attack that Shadowy Shithead.

>>4904798

Lolth: pray to spider god.

Krann is a healer, see if he can do anything for Teflnok or the Illithids. If he can't, keep him near Arialla so she can get backup while fighting Driblis.
Illithids: Stay away from BB, finish his weaker forces, and move in once he's alone.
Arialla: Don't be brave, stay near help. That Kobold is a bigger threat than he looks.
GE: Kill Lolth, even if you're in combat with someone else. Once she's gone you'll have a serious advantage.

>>4904798
BB: FLYING DORF TACKLE

BB: Make a new attack, Slash&Burn, Timberserker the illithids then follow up using 1 breath and hope that it's fire (since the shadow burns)...or kittens that have had their temperature edited to be that of the sun.

>>4904798
"Aye! She sure did!"

How many times HAS Garrelf actually seen Deforestation? I'm pretty sure it's not twenty.

...In fact I'm not sure he has ever seen it at all.

>>4904835

FUCK YES! BEARDSAVED

>>4904835
GE: Shadow engulf him.

>>4904835
BB: TIMBERSERKER! GIVE THAT BASTARD WHAT HE DESERVES!
GE: GLOVES COME OFF! REMOVE GAUNTLETS!

>>4904844
>BEARDSAVED

GARRELF: Use shadarkai powers to shave BeardBeard. DO IT FAGGOT.

Have Krann heal Tfelnok

>>4904834
>Timberserker the illithids
>s
It doesnt work that way

If Presley is still alive use your bardic charms to charm Arellia to his side.

If it's light out at all, go for the illithid umbrellas to negate them.

Illithids: Take Presley's body, destroy it beyond healing capacity. He needs to be put permanently out of this battle.

>>4904835
BB: OKAY BEARDBEARD. You know how his powers work. You know how to stop them.
RIP HIS ARMS OFF.

WHERE IS DRIBLIS?

>>4904799
>>4904830
The spiders are ripping into the illithids, BB and GE are fighting to the death, and Arialla is blasting important people or something. You don't know, you're just a humble medic.

But this humble medic just saved a naga's life.

>>4904880
Or engulf it for INFINITE SHADOW POWER FORM.

>>4904859
For even thinking such a thing

Illithids: Combine to slow your death rates.

Can we get a status report on the armies? It's hard to keep track of who the biggest threat is at the moment.

>>4904890
okay... that might complicate things a bit for BB's forces, but with any luck that wound should still leave the high priest incapacitated. Hopefully.

Beardbeard:
Double General Driblis
Lolth
35 Spider Riders
37 baby Giant Cave Spiders

Garrelf:
Queen Arialla
Medic Krann
420 Illithid

what is this i don't even

FOCUS ALL FIREPOWER ON KRANN.

THEN ARIALLA.

>>4904928
FINAL DESTINATON!

Lolth: Web GE in place. Being webbed by a GCS is instant death.

>>4904927
A lot of those spiders were dead, I thought.

>>4904889
Driblis is avenging the fallen.

>>4904959
Can he even sneak attack with a weapon that big?

Arialla: Turn around.

GE: Block BB's assault and try to at least seriously injure Lolth. If you can't seriously hinder her, don't worry about it. Aim for defending yourself first, and causing damage to his army second. You can finish him when he's alone and surrounded.

>>4904966
HIS BLADE GLOWS WITH A MAGNIFICANT POWER

THE EAST IS BURNING RED

DRIBLIS SUGGESTS YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH THE HELL UP BEFORE HE COMES FOR YOU NEXT

>>4904959
Arialla: Use your elven ears to sense danger or something.

>>4904959

Drilblis: *Kobold and the Beautiful* Ruin that caster's day. Cut off... her nose.

Spite Her Face.

>>4904959
Driblis, no! Her blood is made of lightning and will go down your sword and kill you!

>>4904959
No way Driblis is catching her off guard, he's a Kobold with a glowing magic sword as big as he is. Elf ears are useful for one thing, and that's listening. Dodge and kill the scaley waste of time, and then get back to destroying spiders and what's left of Presley.
Illithids: In case Driblis is plot shielded, take the blow for Arialla.
Krann: Get ready to heal, and see if T is back in fighting form.

>>4905002
Lolth: Kill Krann.

>>4904912
Army status report:

The illithid seem to have trouble damaging the GCS's, due to their thick chitinous shell. There have been 2 dead spiders (Teflnok's water spell broke when he fell unconscious), and 50 dead Illithid, bringing the count to 372 Illithid and 35 baby GCS's.

>>4904966
Arialla turns just in time to prevent her instant death.

>>4905002
>Illithids: In case Driblis is plot shielded, take the blow for Arialla.

I don't think shadows will really absorb a blow from a weapon known as "The Blade of Evils Bane"

>>4905027
GO, DRIBLIS. BLOCK HER MAGIC WITH YOUR HOLY SWORD. DEFEAT HER WITH YOUR KOBOLD POWERS.

>>4905027
Illithid: Combine your power, kill spiders one at a time if you must, but destroy that army and get to work on the enemy commanders.
GE: Still need to kill or wound Lolth, if you can, but make sure to keep BB at bay and distracted.

>>4905027
Oh! That's a minus to all spell casting attempts!

>>4905027
Driblis: Beat her to death with her own arm! MAKE BEARDBEARD PROUD!

>>4905027
Arialla: Kill self instantly.

Driblis: Make +Elf Skull Helmet+

Arialla flees!

100 Illithids: Combine into a mech or something.

>>4905027

TAKE HER NOSE. NO MORE NOSERUBS FOR HER.

Driblish: FINISH HER!

Lolth: Web the two naga to stop them from interfering any further.

Support your babies.

How are the remaining kobolds doing?

>>4905064
Have Arialan get Krann to reattach hand or at least stop wound.

>>4905064
COWARD!

Driblis: Pick up her arm; use it like a magic wand

>>4905050
Hilarious.

A mere kobold has stolen /tg/'s heart more than beardbeard.

If only for a short time.

BB: perhaps you should axe Arialla a question...

Driblis: Help Beardbeard.

GE: Can you defend yourself and lend your Illithids a little power so they can carry their own weight? They haven't done ANYTHING this whole fight except die.

>>4905054
Garrelf would love to wound the spider bitch, he'd love to wound the shit out of her, but Beardbeard is requiring his undivided attention right now.

BB: Pray to Xom telling him that Spider-bol-taurs would be really cool and funny.

>>4905119

Axetinguish that Shadowy Douchebag.

Drib: If you're sneaky enough to surprise an elf, you should get to the back.

Take out those annoying naga, starting with the medic.

>>4905108
People really like driblis for some reason.

He's useless in all regards so I'm not sure why.

Driblis:
Turn and launch into the illithid, consequences be damned, and unleash your tiny kobold FURY

>>4905128
Don't you mean Spituars?

Illithids: Crack that Kobold's helment open like a walnut and suck his brain out of his eye sockets.

>>4905158

Kinda a typo, was trying to imply merging our kobolds and spiders into hideous mutant Spider-kobold-centaur things.

Driblis: Kill that bitch,
Cheska: Assist

GE: Crawl underneath the spider's belly and stab up through it.

BB: Continue to press the attack on Garrelf. His forces aren't as cool as yours, so he's at a big disadvantage if he can't reinforce them!

>>4905155
Useless? He just cut off the arm of Garrelf's spellcaster bitch.

>>4905118
>>4905054
The illithids fuse. They will take a stand. They will kill by tonight's end.

>>4905185
BB: Invoke SUNSON to scour away the shadowy menace!

Illithid shadow thingies: Can you stab the spiders in the mouth while they try to eat you? Alternately, do they have any kind of preset kill limit?

>>4905155
>He's useless in all regards so I'm not sure why.

But.. he has potential..

He could be the best around. Nobody could ever keep him down.

>>4905119

Beardbeard: Show him your Pride. Show him what it means to be Proud. Show him what it means to be Humbled.

Does anybody have anything to ignite the shadowarmy with?

Sunson!

Help your dad by destroying the giant illithid!

>>4905185
Big ass Illithid: Stop Drop and Roll your way to victory over the spidery horde.

GE: Break his dwarven pride.

>>4905191

Yes, Invoke Sunson, even if he has to reflect off of elfmoon, fuck up the illithids shit.

BB: Where is Cheska (did I get the name right? I forget) in all this? Avenge Presley's death!

>>4905185
Driblis: Kill Giant Shadow Monster.


Try climbing up the side and stabbing it in it's magical weak point!

>>4905226

YES THIS

>>4905215
>reflect off of elfmoon
THIS

>>4905211

Impossible. The Pride of a DORF can shatter mountains, slay stars, and blind the gods themselves.

BB: Plug his gauntlets with your Xom-Arms

>>4905226
>stab it in it's magical weak point!
3 times.

>>4905226

SHADOW OF THE COLLOSUS STYLE.

>>4905226
>>4905234
"Stand back men. I got it."

>>4905226
OH PLEASE GOD

>>4905226

Wait, Driblis still has full hearts right? That mean he can shoot magical light beams by swinging the sword, and can take out that big illithid, right?

>>4905226
Giant shadow Illithid: If the kobold climbs you, disband and let him drop to his death.

guys, you know how swarms of little things VS big things usually turns out?

>>4905226

Drilblis: Shadow is the Colossus

Climb that fucker and Brain-stab that hive-mind.

>>4905247
>SHADOW OF THE COLLOSUS STYLE
In this case it's shadow of the shadow.

Presley might have had his gauntlets on him! FORCE GARELF TO WEAR THEM

>>4905237
>>4905215
>>4905191
REFLECT OFF ELFMOON, USING EVEN GARELF'S FORMER KIN AS BUT A TOOL IN YOUR TASK

>>4905248
EX--
--CALIBUR!!!

>>4905248
If he climbs you, split apart and let him fall. Then feast on his demoralized soldiers.

>>4905248
This is going to be epic.

>>4905248

THIS JUST IN: DRIBLIS HAS THE TRIFORCE OF COURAGE

FUCK YEAR

>>4905248

WHETHER HE LIVES OR DIES, HE WILL BE BURIED AS A DORF

Lolth, you haven't been doing anything for a while.

Find out where that spellcastingchick went.


Also, illithid, split off another illithid about the size of 20 of you and see if that alone can kill spiders. If so, spread out.

Sunson -> Elfmoon -> Master Sword

Shadow of the Colossus style Driblis, aided by Sunson reflecting off of Elfmoon, taking out the Ilithid in a blaze of glory, only to suffer a really nasty loss moments afterward.

>>4905272
I worry it will be exactly the opposite.

Illithisaurus ignores your challenge. You rush to save your people.

>>4905291
If you mean falling, he can just roll with the impact.

BTW people, it's Moonears, not Elfmoon.

But it's the same idea.

In before it just squashes Driblis and /tg/ cries like the little girl.

Hm .. not much to be said really.

Rip 'n tear, rip & tear ...

>>4905308
....

Illitholossus: Belly flop to squish the tiny kobold.

Driblis: Carve a chunk out of his stomach to hide in.

>>4905308

Driblis! Unlock your true power hidden deep within yourself!

>>4905308
Mutherf ...

I think this is grounds for some serious Dorfen rage here!

>>4905308
NO!

THEY WERE ALL JUST BABIES! YOU MONSTER!

>>4905308
Why didn't they do this in the first place?

>>4905308
Illithisaurus: Rock on. That's at least six or seven spiders, right? Kill everything you see. RAMPAGE.

Driblis: USE THE LIGHT ARROWS OR SOME SHIT, GODDAMN.

Driblis: All that time around Beardbeard paid off! DEFOREST THAT ARM

WE NEED THE LIGHT OF SUNSON

I JUST HOPE IT'S NOT TOO CLOUDY FOR HIS LIGHT TO SHINE OFF OF MOONEARS

Beardbeard:
Double General Driblis
1 baby Giant Cave Spider

Garrelf:
Medic Krann
Illithisaurus

>>4905354
Spider babies, fuck your shit. CONTINUE WITH THE SMASHING!

>>4905388
FUCK

Thread is on autosage

>>4905376
Double General: You know what you must do, channel your inner Dorf and DEFOREST the fuck out of that illithisaurus!

>>4905388
NOOOOOOOO

VENGEANCE FOR THE CAVE SPIDERS

>>4905388
;-;

>>4905388
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>4905388
I bet the Jedi felt that one.

>>4905388

>>4905388

Where is Lolth on this list? And how does she feel about this turn of events?

>>4905388
Illithisaurus: HYPER BEAM THAT KOBOLD. Sure you couldn't before ,but FUCK IT. Alternately, SMASH BEARDBEARD. Garelf can defend himself well enough, and he's facing you, so he'll see it coming.

>>4905388
WHERE"S LOLTH?! WHERE THE FUCK IS LOLTH

>>4905388
Apply "The Glare" (TM)
"GARRELF!" ..

"No. Ressurection."
>:-<

>>4905388

That's one heavy shadow.

>>4905388
Where did lolth get to?

>>4904119
BB: "I rescued you from life as a pansy elf, and this is how you repay me? DORFEN RAGE!

>>4905388

FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR PEOPLE; FOR YOUR CHILDREN.

LOLTH AND DRILBLIS:

KOBOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL

>>4905358
Illithisaurus would be disintegrated by daylight if it traveled in this form.

>>4905376
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH" Driblis screams in rage. His people... they were his responsibility. His duty was to protect them. And he has failed.

>>4905399
We're riding it.

>>4905388

MMMMMOOOOOOTTTTTHHHHEEERRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKEEEEERRRRRRSSSS!

GF: use medic Krann to heal Arialla and get her back in the fight.

How much time until sunrise?

>>4905450
Illithisaurus: Reconnect that arm, if possible. You're a shadow after all. Also, drop that Kobold like a bad habit and get to work on smashing.

>>4905450
Drib: Keep slashing at the shadowy bits until they are completely gone! Otherwise they'll probably just keep coming back!

>>4905450
BY THE LITANY OF LITANY'S LITANY

STRIKE THAT ABOMINATION DOWN

>>4905450
Where is Garrelf? If we still have that oven shield it's time to introduce it into his rectum ...
We're not really big on the rescue thing anyway.
Where is Garrelf?

>>4905449

Driblis races up the Illithisaurus' rapidly disintegrating arm. Shadows shall not last where the light of good shines.

>>4905450

DOUBLE GENERAL. YOU HAVE FAILED IN YOUR DUTY TO PROTECT YOUR PEOPLE. DO NOT FAIL IN YOUR DUTY TO AVENGE THEIR DEATHS.
DOUBLE GENERAL DRIBLIS-
SLICE A MOTHERFUCKER UP.

GE: Attack BB while he's admiring the work of his double general. Don't go for a killshot, he'll just avoid it. Cripple him, and then keep crippling until there's nothing left but a puddle.

>>4905450
Illithisaurus: Send shadow fliers out to possess any near wild life.

>>4905493
Illithisaurus: Dispel

>>4905497
I concur.

GE: Beat Beardbeard half to death with your wife's arm.

>>4905493
Now. We waited for this. DISBAND AND SWARM WHEN HE FALLS.

>>4905450

KEEP SLASHING THE PART NEAR THE GROUND UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO SLASH

Session power activate: KoBold and the Beautiful.

>>4905534

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssss

>>4905534
So much for Illithisaurus.

BB: Keep GE pressed. Give him no respite!

>>4905493
Go, Driblis, go!

Your brothers may have just been ordinary kobolds, but you are a PC! You have class levels!

>>4905534

!

>>4905493

For the Tribe. For the Clan. Show them your pride...

Drilblis: May We Die In The Forest

>>4905544
BB: Give him that door ...

>>4905534
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THIS ABILITY DOES

>>4905534
Lame. Krann, heal Ilithisaurus' arm into it's component illithids.
GE: Attack Bearbeard as a single tear of pride rolls down his cheek.

>>4905534
Fuck yes you are the best kobold ever

>>4905534

MAY EVIL TREMBLE BEFORE YOUR STATURE, AND SUBMIT BEFORE YOUR BLADE, AND SUCCUMB BEFORE YOUR FURY. REINFORCE YOUR LEADER, AND FIGHT TO DESTROY GARRELF. IGNORE THE MEDIC.

Driblis does not expect to survive the fall.

But by god, he has served his duty. He has avenged his people, in the name of the man who gave them greatness. For Beardbeard, he would give his life, which many say is less than worthless.

But after today... Maybe one kobold's life will mean something. Here goes everything...

>>4905591
BB: Catch Driblis as he falls!

Alternately:

Drib: Stick your sword in the shadowy body and ride it downward!

>>4905591

That's it. He's getting fanfiction at this point.

>>4905591
DRIBLIS: SURF DOWN THE BOTTOM HALF

>>4905591
I thought it would take longer to kill both armies.

>>4905591

FUCK SOMEONE CATCH HIIIIM

>>4905591
If Driblis doesn't die here, I will be DISSAPPOINT.
But we all know Lolth will swing by and save him Spider-man style.

>>4905625

Dude, Lolth got stepped on.

>>4905591
The last surviving spider should make a net out of webbing to catch Driblis!

One remaining cave spider: CATCH HIM

>>4905591
BB: GARELF BE DAMNED, CATCH THAT MAGNIFICENT KOBOLD.

Lolth go rescue the one who avenged your babieeeeeeeeees (minus one who survived).

>>4905591
Iolth: Use some webbing to catch Driblis!

Krann: Heal Arialla, or take Presley's body and prepare for a tactical retreat.

>>4905591

GE: Look at Driblis' actions unimpressed and make another horde of Illithid with your shadow arm.

>>4905630

THISTHISTHIS

Driblis: Gain level in KOBOLD PARAGON

BB: Shed a single tear for the memory of the beautiful ballad Presley could've made for this battle if he'd only survived.

>>4905633
If BB Catches him, GE, stab the Kobold as it sits in his arms.

...Something seems to have tried to slow your fall.

>>4905534

EXISTENCE IS A SACRED RIGHT

FOR ALL KOBOLDS DO WE NOW FIGHT

WEAK ON OUR OWN, THROUGH TRIBE, THERE'S MIGHT

LET OUR FOES FEAR DRILBLIS'S SWORD'S LIGHT!

>>4905649
Presley?

PRESLEY!

>>4905649

Presleys alive?

>>4905628
Apparently Lolth is waiting for Beardbeard and Garrelf to kill each other on top of her.

BABY SPIDER: SAVE HIM

>>4905649

PRESLEY!

MANLY FUCKING TEARS!

>>4905654

BB: Strike Garrelf so hard that the nearest orbiting object feels it!

Krann: "Hold still dammit! You're burnt really badly!"

Presley: "Save... save the kobold... I'll be fine, he needs you... NOW..."

BB: Have Cheska save Driblis. Then TIMBERSERKER on Garrelf's liver. We ripped it out once, and we can do it again damn it.

GE: Do this: "This hand of mine dulls with an awesome power! Its shadowy grip is telling me to defeat you! Take this - my love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! DIMMING SATAN FINGER!" Then channel all of your emotions that you can't feel anymore into your strike.

>>4905705
Well, if we'd known Presley was alive I'm pretty sure someone would've said it.

>>4905630
Arialla: Punish that bitch for not healing ME.

Presley: LICK HER FACE AND TELL HER AGAIN, DAMNIT

>>4905697
TURNCOAT!

Arialla: Teleport back and bitch slap Krann.

>>4905697
See, Garrelf, this is what you get for being a torturing asshole. You get traitors.

Or maybe Krann just heals whoever needs it, which is kinda pointless when everyone tries to kill each other.

>>4905705
Given that Garrelf turned her into a sex-slave/healbitch and murdered her boyfriend, then had him rezzed in order to murder him in an even crueler way, I think that Krann might be willing to backstab him.

Also, she's a woman, and that's Presley. Do you really think she could resist the mellow tones of the once and future King?

>>4905728

The way Garrelf treated her, is it all that surprising that she would turn on him?

>>4905697
Damn you, Gnome, no one ordered that. Several people ordered EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE. Write a book if that's what you're after.

Presley: Thank the snake lady regardless.

>>4905733

> even crueler
> even cooler

Fix'd

>>4905732
Well, that depends, there are medics who will heal both sides of a conflict even if it's somewhat contradictory.

But yeah, it's true that the naga don't really have much reason to side with Garrelf, who just frightened them into submission. Beardbeard's army was built out of loyalty!

I also forgot something very important for this fight:

Xom: Be amused.

>>4905737
Maybe Krann isn't interested in following Garrelf's orders anymore? Besides, technically we're only supposed to be controlling BB and Garrelf here.

>>4905697
Damn, what a guy...

Wow. Betrayal. It's ... interesting that. BB inspires moe' loyalty.
Wow. Just .. wow.

>>4905751
The Illithisaurus is dead, so there's no need for anyone to light themselves on fire.

>>4905773

There's always a need to light someone on fire.

>>4905773

But that just makes it funnier.

This thread reached auto-sage forever ago.

"Its just me and you now, Garrelf."

>>4905737
Man these are all NPCs, what are you talking about. OP post says Beardbeard and Garrelf are under your command.

Although I forgot to add "Driblis is now under your command" here: >>4905248
That was my botch.

Krann's goal is to save as many lives as possible, sides be damned. Presley just wants to keep his people safe.

>>4905769
Errr .. Garrelf excepted ..

new thread time

>>4905790
Send an Illithid at her.

>>4905790
BB: Reply to Garrelf that he's in no position to be calling out others on their treachery.

>>4905788

BB: Ride the autosage as far down as it goes, then use the momentum to add power to your TIMBERSERKER in the new thread.

GE: Draw strength from the shadowy depths of page 10, then take that to the new thread.

>>4905790
BB: Timberserker! Garrelf hasn't seen it and doesn't know what to expect!
GE: You can't win this fight by holding back. Remove gauntlets!
Xom: Rig battle for your own amusement.

Dis' gonna be ugly.
Phosgene Oxime ugly.

"COMMERE AN FIT!"

>>4905790
Sugar coat it all you want, I shall never forget your good natured railroading!
GE: Kick ass. Don't bother taking names, you know who you need to kill.

>>4905790
BB: Axe to face

We should ship Prestly and Krann.

>>4905790

"Ye scare folk into bein' yer men and wummen! Ah 'course they betray yer, yer backstabbin' sunnavabitch!"

>>4905809
There aren't any left. The last unnamed npc troop is a baby cave spider.

>>4905838
I meant make one.

>>4905838

He can make more.

>>4905835

Aw, his music can mend her broken soul...

GE: Summon the Moon to CRASH INTO BEARDBEARD'S HOME FORTRESS. 3 DAYS REMAIN. Even if you lose, he will lose more.

BB: One Breath or Timberserker.

>>4905790
GE: Quote Duke Nukem and say, "It's down to you and me, you one-eyed freak!" Then proceed to fuck up the bearded midget.
BB: You've had enough of this, Timberserker his pansy, shardar-kai ass.

>>4905849
>>4905851
Takes time and energy GE doesn't have in the middle of a big fight with the BBEG.

>>4905857

Actually, you'd be doing him a favor.

BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD

>>4905875
Well, I meant the one he built with all those Kobolds and such. The new home fortress.

>>4905665

...wow, Lolth's a bit kinkier than I expected.

BB: Apologize for doing all that shit to him in the past.

>>4905891
It's not what we did to him, it's what we did to his wife.

>>4905891
But *not* for what we are going to to do to him now!

New thread: >>4905900

>>4905886
It was less of a fortress and more of a cave where we met Lolth and told the kobolds to chill.

>>4905891
Wot, we turned him into a Shadar-Kai and helped him become King of Elves! So we wounded his wife, she's still alive, and it was her own fault that that happened. Beardbeard has nothing to apologize for!

>>4905903

Unfortunately, bitch had it coming. So apologizing for that is right out.