No

Get ye flask.

Retrieve arms, hug dream?

Wake up.

Stand up.

There you go.

You were dreaming.

What's your name?

IT'S MY FAULT BLACKLEAF DIED!

RECAP: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4882280/

Gnoll, i would participate in these threads a lot more if you ever gave me ANY kind of background information like where the fuck am i, what just happened, who are these people standing nearby, or where i should go next.

instead you just draw the main character floating in the vast emptiness of oblivion every time, and then someone posts "get drunk lol."

tl:dr - draw shit in the background to indicate what should be done next/what objects are nearby/can be utilized/environmental factors.

>>4890769
Awh hell naw. I'm not playing Morrowind again.

>>4890770

Oh no! What will Windleaf say?

>>4890791
This is a continuation. It all makes sense... I think the problem is that I started the last one way too late at night.

Go back to sleep and dream about getting raped by Goblins.

Are you in any way related to that faggot, Gnoll Bard?

>>4890782
Unless that is nothing but Moonleaf using plump helmets for lewd activities I will not bother to read through it.

>>4890953
Moonleaf can't get back to sleep with someone speaking to her. She awakens in her home to the sound of her father's voice.

protip: do your sessions which continue at relatively the same time. in this way, you might get people who aren't trollin.

Go crazy and attack the imposter!

>>4891016
"HAVEN'T YOU DONE ENOUGH TO HURT ME ALREADY!"

>>4891046
okay, wow, dream world sucks.

Wake up to the horrible real world.

>>4891046
>WHY, GHAT?
>I LET YOU LEAVE!
>WHY DID YOU HAVE TO COME BACK?

>>4890995
Agreed. You'll get a more consistent crowd if you don't just start these up whenever the hell you feel like it. At least give some kind of warning to the previous group.

>>4891071
Moonleaf snaps awake, her head punding from the strong Dorfen booze. The sounds of the battle have gone quiet and a solitary figure stands before her, silhouetted by the harsh sunlight glaring in her eyes.

>>4891094
Previous group is probably on Pacific time. Three hours behind. So if I warn them now, they'll be ready by the time I started the thread an hour ago.

>>4891112
Shield your eyes to see who it is.

Find out who it is. If a Dorf, offer them some of the remaining beer in your wagon.

>>4891112
Oh lawd, is dat sum Beardbeard? probably not. too obvious.

This is relevant to my interests

saved by dwarves!
now i can live uot my dorfaboo fantasy elf girl dreams

>>4891179
>>4891207
>>4892069
It is a dorf. A dorf with a comically braided beard.

>>4892142
Ask why he has such an odd beard.

>>4892142
ask if it was him who saved us
cry like a little girl.

>>4892172
"ODD? What's so bloody odd about it, you scrawny, treehuggin', faerie-lovin', forest-livin', pointy-eared, SOBER wench!"

He seems irate over your comment.

>>4892284

Apologize for your lack of tact, blame the shock of the battle and compliment his beard, as the beard is the pride of any Dorf.

Thank him for saving you from the goblins and ask him about any survivors.

>>4892284
Offer him DWARVEN SPIRITS to cheer him up.

>>4892327
Moonleaf grabs a bottle of whiskey from the wagon.

"Well, I suppose I can forgive ya if ya be packin' booze. Just don't let it happen again."

>>4892325
"Survivors? Not a one that I laid eyes on. Ya pointy ears should learn how to hold your own in a scrap and ye wouldn't have this problem."

>>4892524
Thank him for rescuing you, look for father and arrange a burial.

>>4892524
Check the wagon and the surrounding area for any useful or valuable goods that survived.

>>4892544
He's right where he was.

hug da one last time and leave him
run into the dwarf and hug him, then cry.
our amazing char stat means he cannot shun us!
it feels weird using char instead of rip and tear....

>>4892713
...seek vengeance?

>>4892713
Convince the dwarf to protect you on your way to civilization- do not cry, as it will not be received well by the dorf. Bring spirits to soothe your sorrows and also share with the dorf. Also, bring valuables, so that you might not be completely destitute.

Shouldn't we have a huge hangover?

>>4892750
Moonleaf needs WEAPON. Obtain WEAPON.

>>4892843
Have Moonleaf check the bodies for weapons and collect the arrows.

>>4892748

Try do do that

>>4892843
You already have ARMS

>>4892725
>hug da one last time and leave him
Moonleaf drags her father into the forest and hugs him one last time before leaving it to be reclaimed by nature.

The dorf watches from a distance, uneasy around sissy, tree lovers and their fruity tree rituals.

>>4892949
askthe dwarf if we can stay with him.
if he says no, grab his legs and dont let go.
roleplaying a child is strange.

>>4892987
no no NO, the more pathetic we act the more DISGUSTED he'll be. take it on the chin, and ask to follow the dorf. Maybe if he needs an apprentice or some shit, because I think our whole family just died. Idunno, what's our family situation?

>>4892987
>grab his legs and don't let go

That would only annoy him.

Okay now folks, there are many ways this can go, but it is ABSOLUTELY VITAL that we don't become a cliche

>>4893002
>>4893001
but... we are a little girl, our dad just died right in front of us.
we have chance to take shit on the chin later, put yourself in her shoes man!
he cant hate us, out char is sky high!

>>4893033
charisma does SHIT ALL if we act like a blubbering 1cha nothing. also, the little girl aint got some tits (I assume those are as big as elf tits get, seeing as they're elves). We should at least be PARTIALLY composed, not throwing ourselves on the dorf.

We must eat till we acquire DEM HIPS and DEM TITTIES!

>>4892748
>>4892843
>>4892903
After checking the wagon and surroundings, she finds:
(1) Iron cooking pot
(1) Goblin bow
(8) Goblin arrows
(1) Elven guard's spear
(3) Plump Helmet
(1) Elvish Longsword
(1) Dorf waraxe

Since this caravan was heading to a Dorf Fortress, it was loaded with weapons to trade to the violent, drunken underground dweller with an interest in a variety of stabbing and hacking tools.

>>4893109
Wear the pot as a helmet. Strap the bow to your back and keep the sword close at hand.

>>4893109
Also, carry the axe to trade.

>>4893109
put bow on back, with quiver full of arrows.
attach dorven axe to belt, im sure the dorf will more likely let us go with him if we are wearing a dorven axe on our belt, shows gusto.
pot on head, approach dwarf and ask if you can go with him.
plus we are a dorfaboo, we would love that thing.

>>4893153

This but see if any of the pack animals attached to the wagon are alive. If so, take them with.

>>4893109
Take plump helmets for emergency rations.
Give waraxe to DORF.

>>4893189
good idea

but rather have Moonleaf hand the waraxe to the dorf with tearful doe-eyes and ask if she may accompany him to revenge her family

>>4893222
>>4893189
That's probably for the best. GIRLISH FIGURE and all that.

>>4893222
True, but Moonleaf might be able to find a bunch of dwarfs drunk enough to accept the revenge mission at the fort.

>>4893291
Take the spear.

>>4893291
Spot check, look for retreating goblin tracks. Priority is AVENGE FATHER.

>>4893222
>with fiery eyes

>>4893291
WAY TO ACCESSORIZE GURLFRIEND!

>>4893423
Nothing says style like a cooking pot on your head. Amirite?

>>4893435
Nothing says "I don't want my head to get crushed" like a pot.

>>4893291

She looks pretty bad-ass for an elf.

>>4893466
yeah!
i reckon we should make her a ranger for the dorfs.
on lookout, and scouting a lot for them, and if she ever sees the goblins who fucked us up....
shes calling in ever single dorf in the fort.

>>4893479
well, IF we have no more family. if we do, we may consider seeking them out.

>>4893479
Dorfs don't need silly rangers, everything can be solved with a few pints and an axe to the face.

But yeah, keep the stuff she's got equipped now, give the axe to the dorf, take the plump helmets with you, leave the rest unless the dorf thinks there's anything else he needs.

>>4893519
just tell them
"if you send me out, with my bow, you can bring back the 2 dwarves on the wall to come drink with you"
>>4893512
i kind of took it everyone was on the wagon....

>>4893377
>>4893222
Her thoughts on how to go about it are confused, but she's certain on the revenge part! In a show of elven fury, Moonleaf hurls a plump helmet with deadly accuracy and splatters a nearby tree. The result is mildly therapeutic.

>>4893547
Whooo! Now give the axe to the dorf as a sign of friendship, then ask to go along.

>>4893547
Holy Shit isn't defiling a tree punishable by death in Elven law?

>>4893547
Moonleaf has canceled plan, tantruming

>>4893547
Noo! Do not anger the tree spirits!

Ask the dorf if the booze they worship has the power to erase this horrible feeling that has been torn into your heart by goblin arrows.

"Maybe ye need to calm down, girly. I ain't ever seen anyone get this upset over some dead elves before."

>>4893584
She would only be defiling it if she picked away it's bark, cut it down, or pissed on it. We should be safe.

...hopefully.

>>4893640
Respond: "Hw about over a dead father?"

>>4893640
SHE'LL CALM DOWN WHEN ALL OF THE GOBLINS FEEL HER VENGEANCE!

>>4893640

Try to show some elven stoicism. Stop crying for a minute to introduce ourselves and ask the dwarf what his name is.

>>4893656
I like this one

>>4893674
Introduce self to Dorf, befriend him with gift of AXE and WHISKEY.

>>4893640
Apologize for unladylike outburst, compose self, introduce self to dorf.

>>4893674
"Moonleaf? Sounds like some kinda shrubbery. I'm Olon Fistybeard, of the Gearthundered Fistybeards. I'm sure you've heard of me."

>>4893788
claim you have

>>4893788
Fistybeard, eh? Ask him if he's renowned for his...special beard.

>>4893788
Ask if he'd mind if you accompanied him back to Gearthundered, and offer him whatever he wants from the cart's cargo.

The stuff in the cart is no gift; he can take it anyway, how are you going to stop him? Instead: SWEAR THE ENTIRETY OF YOUR ELFY LIFESPAN TO THE SERVICE OF HIM AND HIS PEOPLE, IF ONLY HE WILL ENSURE THAT YOU WILL BE TRAINED AND EQUIPPED TO DESTROY ALL THE GOBLINS

ALL OF THEM

>>4893788
Say *Who hasn't heard of you!* then quickly change the conversation to you asking about joining him.

>>4893859
this is stupid, don't do it.

>>4893822
>>4893825
Yes.

"These goblins are a superstitious and cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a creature of the earth, drunken, terrible... A dwarf! That's it! It's an omen. I shall become a DWARF!"

>>4893815
"I knew it. Everyone has."
>>4893825
"I suppose this will tide me over until we get to the fort."
>>4893822
Now that's an interesting story spanning many generations of the Fistybeard clan. My great-great uncle, Remak Clumpywhiskers... blah blah blah blah...

>>4893961
Just follow him and, at least, act interested.

>>4893961
brilliant.
we shall head back to the fort, ask fistbeard for a drink.
try to concentrate on his story, im sure itll make him happy if we can quote his family history later.

>>4894001
Last time she had a drink she black out.

>>4894019
she needs more practice then

>>4894034
Fine, but she should start small.

>>4894019
that was.. quite a lot.
this will only be a girlish mouthful, we need to build up a resistance if we will be living with dwarves.

>>4893961
I am actually very interested in this story, can we hear more?

KILL THE DORF!
TAKE HIM WITH THE AXE FOR D12 DAMAGE!!!!!
only for the dark side points of course.

>>4894100
That's a terrible idea.

>>4894100
Obviously a side effect of the stress she is under. Ask only for a dainty sip of alcohol, pinkie extended.

>>4894046
"And that's how you punch somebody to death with your beard."

"Here we are. The Dorf Fortress of Gearthundered. Mind yourself, bein' an elf an' all..."

>>4894149
Complement the dwarf on the overall dwarfiness of the gate.

I'll leave it at that for now. I'm so tired, the letters are starting to look like foreign shapes.

I'll probably skip tomorrow, since there's supposed to be a dorfquest, but stay tuned. Things might pick up once I'm not passing out fatigued!

ah party pooper

thanks Gnoll

We keep forgetting this Elf IS A MAGIC USER!

>>4894506
No proper dwarfaboo would use magic in a fight.