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    67 KB Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:18 No.4852990  
    The meat van came past today.

    Tomorrow I'm eating crocodile meat in fucking beer batter, with chips and more beer. And then some rum.

    Fuck yeah.

    Pic unrelated.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:18 No.4852994
    >meat van
    What... what the shit?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:19 No.4852997
    <- /ck/ is that way, friend.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:20 No.4853001
    >>4852994
    I'm guessing it's what passes for welfare in Australia.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:21 No.4853004
    We have a meat van at our local market. Cheap as chips but my friend's sister got E-Coli from it. I avoid. Clearly your meat van is more prestigious than mine, what with the croc meat and all.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:21 No.4853005
    >>4852994

    You don't have a meat van in your area?

    What the fuck kind of faggot, women dominated shithole do you live in?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:22 No.4853012
    >>4853005
    >You don't have a meat van in your area?
    I don't have a meat van because I live in HUMAN FUCKING SOCIETY, not in a fucking zoo. Seriously, what the shit?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:22 No.4853018
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    >>4853005

    Florida...
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:23 No.4853022
    I don't have a meat van in my city, but I live pretty close to an awesome butcher and several kick ass delis, Fritz Meats, Luigi's, and Kinder's.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:24 No.4853025
    >>4853012

    What, an "I can't live without my minicappucino every morning on the train' community?

    Fuck that. I'll stay out here in a REAL community.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:25 No.4853030
    >>4853022

    Is it me, or do all people named Luigi grow up to own a deli, a restaraunt or become a plumber?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:26 No.4853033
    >crocodile meat

    Crocodiles are your friend.

    Why did the communists never conquer America?

    They were afraid of crocodiles.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:26 No.4853035
    >>4853025

    You never leave your house. Your argument is ridiculously invalid.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:26 No.4853036
    City vs Country

    Heaven or Hell, let's rock.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:26 No.4853037
    >>4853025
    >What, an "I can't live without my minicappucino every morning on the train' community?
    No, a "buy meat at the fucking supermarket like a human rather than having a guy throw it into your wolf pen" community. How are you even typing I don't even.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:26 No.4853039
    >>4853005
    >You don't have a meat van in your area?
    >What the fuck kind of faggot, women dominated shithole do you live in?
    The modern, civilized, industrialized society, where we don't buy bloody cuts of exotic meat off some dude with a van?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:27 No.4853042
    >>4853039
    This. Seriously what the fuck is a meat van? Is it really just... a van... of different kinds of meat? Who the hell grows up to be a MEAT VAN DRIVER, and how do we know they won't snap and kill the whole fucking neighborhood?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:29 No.4853052
    I want an exotic meat van real bad, now.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:34 No.4853073
    Weird things to buy from a van:
    -Meat
    -Stereo equipment
    -Ice cream

    Pretty much everything that comes from a van oughtn't be trusted.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:34 No.4853076
    MEAT VAN IS MY BBEG
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:34 No.4853077
    >>4853035

    You only leave your house to get your minicappucino and ride the train. YOUR argument is invalid.

    >>4853037

    Yeah, next time I go to the market I'll buy you a blouse, Stacey.

    >>4853039

    I'll have you know that having a meat van is fucking convenient, and having the choice to buy exotic meats spices up the week. Seriously, you should try quail or pheasant.

    >>4853042

    I bet you're terrified of the ice-cream man too.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:34 No.4853078
    I'm not impressed until it's a meat bus.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:35 No.4853084
    I buy jerky from this guy who comes around in a van once in a while, shit is fantastic.

    Seriously, screw the supermarket, some of the best meat I've eaten came out of a van. Urbanized pussies don't know what they're missing.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:35 No.4853085
    Meat van driver sounds like the best job ever. Just drive around, maybe play a little jingle so people know you're coming, and then stop and sell them delicious coldcuts and stuff, then drive home and do it all again tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:36 No.4853088
    >>4853030
    If google is any indication, about 90% of them do, I typed Luigi's into google and the whole first page was either delis or restaurants, and one jazz club.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:36 No.4853091
    Don't be so precious. Seriously. Meat vans are subject to all of the health and safety regs that cover delicatessens and supermarkets. The only difference is they can sell their meat for less because they have smaller overheads.

    Also:

    >No, a "buy meat at the fucking supermarket like a human rather than having a guy throw it into your wolf pen" community. How are you even typing I don't even.

    Replace meat with milk. Then tell me this isn't a massive overreaction.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:36 No.4853092
    >>4853077
    >Yeah, next time I go to the market I'll buy you a blouse, Stacey.
    Are you sure you have them in whatever the kind of third-world hellhole that requires MEAT VANS is?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:37 No.4853094
    I wish i had a motherfucking meat van in my city.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:37 No.4853098
    >>4853078
    >meat bus
    I think I saw that porno.

    >>4853091
    >replace meat with milk
    There's a difference between milk and BLOODY ANIMAL FLESH.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:38 No.4853100
    guys
    guys stop
    I'm laughing so hard I think I'm gonna die
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:39 No.4853108
    Sigh. I'm imagining a big, bearded grizzled-looking motherfucker in a striped flannel shirt, driving around in a nondescript red van with the words "MEAT VAN" spraypainted in white on both sides. And it is awesome. He probably traps that freaking meat himself, too.

    I'm aware this probably isn't the case of real meatvans, but a man can dream ;_;
    >> TheDeathMerchant !!SBmK2dAqOW0 06/12/09(Fri)05:39 No.4853109
    >>4853005
    >What the fuck kind of faggot, women dominated shithole do you live in?

    >>4853039
    >The modern, civilized, industrialized society, where we don't buy bloody cuts of exotic meat off some dude with a van?

    Middle America - where all your food is takeaway or frozen and no one under the age of 40 cooks unless they're paid to do it.

    Even my parents (who WERE great cooks) eat out daily now that my sister's moved out.

    I'd LOVE to get some nice fresh stuff from the local butcher and farmstand, except for the fact I'd have to give another mortgage to afford it.

    I swear to christ, every other day in this shithole it's HERP DERP MCDOUBLES
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:39 No.4853111
    >>4853098

    Not really. They can both make you ill if not prepared properly.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:39 No.4853112
    Does the meat bus guy slaughter the crocodile in front of you? Do you have to rip your steak out with your teeth?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:40 No.4853115
    >>4853100

    If you do die, put your address on here with your last breath and the meat van will come for you.

    You can be a part of 4chan's community forever.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:40 No.4853118
    >>4853111
    >Not really. They can both make you ill if not prepared properly.
    So can your mom, but you don't see me suggesting that she be sold via vans.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:41 No.4853119
    Next wednesday I'm taking a picture of my local meat van just to show how nice it is. It's pretty much a mobile butcher's shop.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:41 No.4853120
    >>4853109
    >Middle America - where all your food is takeaway or frozen and no one under the age of 40 cooks unless they're paid to do it.
    Man, the veal I buy at my local market is pretty fresh, and pretty fucking tasty.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:41 No.4853124
    >>4853118

    That's not funny my brother died that way
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:43 No.4853132
    >>4853109
    Or the West Coast of Canada, where there are supermarkets with quality control beyond "I'd sell this to a total stranger who'd buy meat from the back of a van" and I cook because I enjoy it, but nevertheless would like some more accountability in my food providers than "looks good enough".
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:43 No.4853133
    >>4853092

    YES we have fucking markets. We have the pinball and the pacman too. So fuck you and tell me what colour you like in skirts.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:43 No.4853134
    >>4853118
    awww, snap.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:43 No.4853137
    >>4853109
    What the fuck kind of faggot worries about this kind of shit? "OH NOES MCDONALDS EVERY STREETCORNER, NOBODY COOKS, FARM FRESH FUCKING STAND, BOO HOO!"

    Real men don't cook. They eat that shit RAW.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:45 No.4853150
    >>4853133
    I meant blouses. I assumed you simply clothe yourself in the hides of the very animals whose bloody hunks of flesh you tear out of the back of a rusty van.
    >> TheDeathMerchant !!SBmK2dAqOW0 06/12/09(Fri)05:45 No.4853152
    >>4853118

    Really, the "meat wagon" is a pretty common thing all over the world except in backwards, retarded America where we insist on freezing everything.

    The fact that in most places in the world you go to the market every other day for groceries just blows some people's minds around here. Especially my mom the "farm girl" who's used to having 3 months of frozen food on hand in 3 freezers in the basement.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:45 No.4853153
    >>4853137

    >Real men don't cook. They eat that shit RAW.

    LIKE A WEREWOLF!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:47 No.4853165
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    >>4853153
    HOLY MOTHERFUCK IT'S DELICIOUS!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:47 No.4853166
    >>4852990

    As far as huge reptiles goes, aligators taste a whole lot better than crocodile imo.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:47 No.4853170
    >>4853150

    Actually, I'm wearing a flannel shirt.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:48 No.4853174
    I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW MEAT VAN OVERLORDS.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:48 No.4853178
    >>4853170
    >Actually, I'm wearing my fur, matted with the blood of whatever I hunted using a spear.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:49 No.4853181
    >>4852990

    Fuck you, OP. Go gnaw on a bone, you dinosauric caveman.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:49 No.4853189
    A Meat TRAIN would be better.

    CHOO CHOO

    CHEW CHEW
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:50 No.4853193
    >>4853165
    I wish i could eat raw meat. It looks tastier than cooked meat. But it can kill you. :<
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:51 No.4853198
    REAL MEAT VAN DRIVERS DON'T WEAR APRONS. THEY LET THE BLOOD STAIN THEIR FLANNEL SHIRTS AND BOOTCUT JEANS BLACK.
    >> LogicNinja !AZlS3./ex. 06/12/09(Fri)05:51 No.4853203
    >>4853189
    How about... THE MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN?

    this is a real film I do not lie
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:51 No.4853206
    >>4853193

    You mean someone's stopping you?!

    THEY'RE WEAKENING YOU BRO! FIGHT BACK!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:52 No.4853211
    >>4853206
    No i mean that shit's filled with diseases and shit.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:52 No.4853213
    >>4853189

    With the Intercom, and a cooking fire in each car.

    "Mister Abraham, your beef haunch is now cooked rare in Car Four."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:54 No.4853226
    >>4853193
    In my local cuisine there's a delicious meal made with fresh raw pork, raw egg yolks, fresh onions, oil and spices. Now that I think of it, I haven't done it in some time...

    brb buying raw meat
    >> TheDeathMerchant !!SBmK2dAqOW0 06/12/09(Fri)05:54 No.4853227
    >>4853193

    only cuz you're not used to it.

    >>4853137

    Fuck you, motherfucker, bitches don't know about my Kaviak. Let's see you eat that shit!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:54 No.4853229
    >>4853211
    So's your mom, but you don't see that stopping the hobos.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:55 No.4853237
    >>4853203

    Oh, I half-watched that with my sister. Terrible movie, but it scared the crap out of her, which is always a plus.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:55 No.4853244
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    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:55 No.4853245
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    Good prices! Good prices!
    >> LogicNinja !AZlS3./ex. 06/12/09(Fri)05:56 No.4853250
    >>4853237
    I can't think of a more porno-sounding actual film name. Period.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:56 No.4853258
    Is it just me, or is this the funniest thread /tg/ has had in... jeez, months?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:57 No.4853262
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    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:58 No.4853266
    That's it, having a meat van pull up at my Hunter party's base every session or two now.

    Basing it on >>4853108, and having the guy's name Bob.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:58 No.4853271
    >>4853266

    Butch is better.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:59 No.4853273
    >>4853271

    Cecil would be funnier.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)05:59 No.4853276
    >>4853273
    Jean-Luc.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)06:00 No.4853278
    >>4853266
    Suspiciously leading "You boys seen anything around I might take an interest in?" questions optional?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)06:03 No.4853303
    >>4853042
    This is the allure of a meat van.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)06:04 No.4853306
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    So out in rural Australia they have meat vans instead of ice-cream vans?

    And kids grow up eating raw, bloody meat off popsicle sticks?!

    And when they grow up the men go to the capitals to trap a wife?!?!

    Oh God!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)06:04 No.4853307
    Somebody archive this shit.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)06:04 No.4853312
    I love you /tg/.
    >> LogicNinja !AZlS3./ex. 06/12/09(Fri)06:06 No.4853319
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    >>4853278
    >>4853266
    Have him become good pals with the Hunters. A laid-back, funny guy. Who brings them meat.

    Then, kids start going missing...


    Say, wasn't there a book about Slashers or something recently?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)06:07 No.4853324
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    ... I had hoped that you would come to see our way of living, Shane... I really did.

    Oh well. I guess I don't need to go to the meat van for a while.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)06:08 No.4853327
    Call him Pete, and have him killed after a while. His gravestone:

    Here lies Pete
    Who loved his meat
    A feast for worms
    His flesh they eat
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)06:10 No.4853341
    >>4853306

    What? No! My sister's dating some bloke from Rocky, I don't want her dragged back to a world of meat vans and meatsicles! I have to save her!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)06:11 No.4853344
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    >>4853319
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    >>4853306

    Blimey, got some choice cuts today!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)06:14 No.4853360
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    >>4853352
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)06:15 No.4853364
    >>4853341
    You are too late, the meat van has already claimed her.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)06:16 No.4853372
    >>4853319
    sauce?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)06:16 No.4853375
    Do the Meat Van's play jingles? Or does the Meat Van Man just holler "MEAT VAN!"?
    >> LogicNinja !AZlS3./ex. 06/12/09(Fri)06:16 No.4853377
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    >>4853344
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    >>4853372
    >saucse
    I dunno lol.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)06:18 No.4853390
    >>4853382
    sauce?
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    >>4853390
    "Sauce", he says. Do I look like a saucier?!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)06:19 No.4853401
    >>4853152
    My Mom is the same way. My Grandparents STILL live like that. My grandpa ran a Dairy Farm all my childhood, and about 10 years ago switched to beef head.
    They take ALL the meat, steak, fine haunch cut, and PRIME RIB, AND GROUND IT INTO HAMBURGER! IT'S A TRAVESTY!
    Helping your family butcher a freshly slaughtered cow is an interesting experience though.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)06:21 No.4853415
    >>4853375
    OI GIT YA MEAT YA BLOODY STUNTIES
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)06:23 No.4853425
    >>4853415

    GIT THA MEET FORE IT'S OFF, CUNTS!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)06:24 No.4853426
    I can get croc at my grocery store, but I'd rather stick to Filet Mignon, the Gentleman's meat. I always eat it in a tuxedo with white gloves- indeed it is truly cash.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)06:26 No.4853438
    >>4853375

    It's more HONK HONK "MEAT VAN!". Backfire as stopping is optional.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)06:28 No.4853450
    >>4853438
    I was thinking they'd just fire an AK or something into the air instead of a jingle.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)06:29 No.4853455
    >>4853450

    Oi, this is Australia, not the Middle East.

    It's a shotgun.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)06:30 No.4853456
    >>4853455
    But with a shotgun you don't get that distinctive burst-fire sound.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)06:33 No.4853469
    >>4853456

    This is Australia.

    Maybe you can buy AKs from a basket at the local Bazaar, but our gun laws mean hunting rifles and shotguns only.
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    I don't know why, but I'm imagining the driver of the Meat Van as Peter Russell Clarke now.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)06:40 No.4853497
    >>4853483

    Oh God, he has the steak on a stick and everything.
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    >This Thread
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)07:02 No.4853623
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    Know what I buy from vans?

    Coffee. Like a normal fucking human being.

    Not a fucking Brontosaurus T-Bone.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)07:21 No.4853700
    Oh my God, this is the funniest thing /tg/ has accidentally in months.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)07:24 No.4853709
    >>4853623
    ... You have... COFFEE vans? Where the fuck do you live, SEATTLE?!
    The only thing sold from vans in my part of the world are Stolen goods and Ice Cream! Though, to be fair, the ice Cream trucks sell shitty Mexican candy as well, and most people sell out of vans and trucks at the local Flee Market.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)07:25 No.4853714
    >>4853623
    >>4853709

    NO NO NO NO!

    Ice-cream for children! Meat for adults! Stolen stereos for scum!

    THAT IS ALL OUT OF VANS.
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    V.. a.. n....?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)07:30 No.4853730
    >>4853714

    Also, rent-a-pedos. For when the little girl next door is just a tad too smug.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)07:31 No.4853733
    >>4853730
    >rape is an appropriate response to smugness
    What?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)07:34 No.4853748
    >>4853733

    You know, for when she's a know-it-all. And every time she skips past the house and you say hi she ignores you. And she's wearing her hair in twintails.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)07:37 No.4853752
    >>4853748
    Faceplam.jpg
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)07:38 No.4853758
    >>4853748 again. Look, I'm not saying that's what I did to the girl next door. Because that wasn't me. But if I did have a part in it, which I didn't, she deserved it for being a spoiled little bitch who always skipped across the grass on my front lawn.
    >> STRONG LIKE BEAR !h4hQGbKvkU 06/12/09(Fri)08:20 No.4854013
    Crocodile is fucking delicious.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)08:50 No.4854196
    Someone archive this, if only to preserve the Meat Van for future campaign writers.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)09:08 No.4854309
    >>4853709

    I live in Seattle. As far as I'm aware, we don't have coffee vans. There's a starbucks on every corner, and most of us still have functioning legs.

    Taco Vans, of course.
    Ice cream for sure.
    Stolen goods aplenty.
    Milk in some places.
    No meat vans I'm pretty sure.

    I have an old van and I'm near a vet though. That seems like a good business model.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)11:04 No.4855039
    Things I like to buy from vans are, Ice cream and smuggled goods like cigarettes and drugs. No meat as of yet, but damn that would be a good business model for a local butchers in these times of craved convenience.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)11:33 No.4855164
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4852990/

    Now this thread will live forever, so everyone may know about the mysterious "down under", and their bizarre practice of buying meat from a van.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)11:38 No.4855202
    >>4854013

    Eh, crocodile's just a slightly gamier turkey, really.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)11:42 No.4855236
    Actually, we have a few MEAT vans here in Kansas. It's pretty classy. You fill out an order sheet, and the MEAT van comes by once a month, and drops off your packaged, nearly frozen MEAT. You can also buy stuff on-the-spot. Like, "Oh, I'm having a get-together in a week, I think I'll also take some more MEAT."
    There's jerky and chicken and hamburger and ham and ribs and buffalo and bacon and steaks and exotics (like the op mentioned). And probably more, that I'm forgetting about.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)14:13 No.4856245
    Here in Finland, back in the sixties, we had beer vans.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)14:18 No.4856286
    >>4853091
    >Replace meat with milk. Then tell me this isn't a massive overreaction.

    Nobody delivers milk house-to-house anymore.

    Enjoy your 1950s.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)14:20 No.4856295
    >>4855164
    Actually, they do that here in Georgia too.

    >>4856286
    I've seen it.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)14:22 No.4856309
    A cousin of mine used to drive a meat truck in the Appalachians. There were some fucking Deliverance moments during that career, let me tell you.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)14:22 No.4856313
    I hear croc makes for some great sausages. Or possibly gator.

    I had kangaroo steak this week - in Ireland. I never knew we had that restaurant.

    Fucking delicious, but you don't get a lot for your money.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)14:29 No.4856364
    >>4852990
    Why is this thread actually about meat, instead of lesbian cosplay? What is wrong with you, /tg/?

    Requesting more of/like OP.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)14:30 No.4856373
    >>4856309
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK...

    Do hillybillies rape meat?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)14:32 No.4856394
    >>4856364
    We can talk about lesbian cosplay any time.
    How often does some backwoods cousin-fucker make his way to the big city and get on a thinkin' box to tell the internet about the MEAT VAN?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)14:34 No.4856410
    >>4856394

    Fine, compromise: talk about meat, attach lesbian cosplay.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)14:47 No.4856517
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    >>4856373

    SIR, SIR I HAVE NEVER RAPED MEAT!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)14:51 No.4856547
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    HONK HONK

    HERE COMES THE MEAT VAN
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)14:51 No.4856553
    >>4856286

    They sure do. Here in my neck of the woods, aka Utah, there's a real classy milk delivery place. You can get any kind of milk you want, in any flavor you want, including orange. Have you ever had orange milk? It's fucking fantastic.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)14:53 No.4856568
    >>4856553
    >orange milk
    MOTHERFUCKER
    >> No Man 06/12/09(Fri)14:59 No.4856614
    >>4853165
    >>4853153

    Steak tartar?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)15:02 No.4856645
    >>4856553
    milk thats orange?
    >> Brazilian barbecue is good. No Man 06/12/09(Fri)15:03 No.4856652
    >>4856313

    I think I had crocodile meat once. Tasted like spicy chicken, but was very chewy.

    I liked it.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)15:09 No.4856700
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    >>4853108

    IM IN YER VAN DELIVERIN YOUR MEATS!!!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)15:24 No.4856841
    >>4856700
    I wish Brian Blessed delivered me his meat. I'd buy them. I'd buy them all.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)15:25 No.4856848
    Oh wow. Back here in my third world country the only thing delivered in vans is cheap ice cream. Seriously, they sell it for like, 1kg of ice cream for a buck.

    It tastes terrible.

    No meat vans though. Or milk vans.

    There is however, some dudes in bikes that sell local food, like "pé-de-moleque" and "pamonha"

    Since I want to horrify you people even more, I'd like to mention that "pé-de-moleque" translates roughly to "brat's foot" or "kid's foot".

    It tastes terrible.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)15:28 No.4856869
    Are you in a french-controlled african country?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)15:28 No.4856870
    >>4856645

    Yes, with the delicious flavor of a citrus fruit (orange) infused into it.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)15:29 No.4856874
    >>4853455
    >>4853456
    >>4853469
    Anon, I commend you on having so effortlessly distilled the essence of the two competing tribes of thought among MEAT VAN drivers regarding how best to announce one's presence to potential MEAT VAN customers.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)15:33 No.4856910
    >>4856841
    And you would eat all of his meat. Like the little bitch you are.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)15:36 No.4856943
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    >>4856547

    i been wait'n for you BOAY!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)15:38 No.4856958
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    >>4856547
    you summabitch! you deliverin ta me FIRST
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)15:40 No.4856978
    How did this thread, about a random person's shitty prive life, get so many replies?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)15:42 No.4856994
    >>4856978
    MEAT VAN.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)15:51 No.4857073
    armadillo is good meat too with ranch dip
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)16:52 No.4857629
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    ONK ONK

    DA MEAT WAN IS HERE

    FOR DA WAAAAAAGH
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)16:57 No.4857674
    Ok OP, give me the sauce to that pic and I won't hunt you down and feed you your own testicles on a plate.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)17:04 No.4857741
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    I've got a fully stocked meat van for you right here.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)17:55 No.4858097
    >>4852990
    I want to have a body like Cammy. Still want to keep my peen though.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/09(Fri)20:23 No.4859164
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    Tyranid think you are gewd meat



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