Get the fuck out.
We give you credit if we want to.
We give you praise if we want to.
If we want to, we let you stay.
If we want to, we scream and bitch and run you out of town like a fucking lynch mob.
Learn some respect boy. You're just the same as us. Anything you post here can be taken and used - with no credit given to you.

>>4834561
Hah as if
Any real converter would demand the same, not that you probably even have any

Nice try, troll.

>>4834561
This guy is a faggot nigger loving ape raping donkey fucker. So his opinion is invalid.

Welcome.

>>4834561
This. Converto you're an automatic faggot.

Scripty never showed up going "oh hi guys i think i'm pretty pro look at me", he just posted his stuff and that was it.

You can't set up a photo properly- you have a window immediately behind you shot, what am I even looking at?

>>4834583
In that case, get the fuck out, faggot.

>>4834592
>>what am I even looking at?
A troll, duh

>>4834592
Who the fuck's "Scripty"? Sounds gay
And it's my WIP Defiler, says so right in the filename, duh

>>4834583

I'll say this - you are going to be such a successful troll it won't even be funny. Ever more so if you actually believe the shit you're spouting. Either way, /tg/'ll go for it.

Why did the banhammer befall you on Dakkadakka? It's kind of hard to get banned from there unless your a complete retard.

>>4834659
I don't believe that's your defiler.
Post more images if you dare, faggot. Preferably with a time stamp saying the date so we know it isn't a copy-paste.

>>4834667
>>4834612
>>4834586
Yeah so everyone who is new is a troll eh? Well this is 4chan, what else could I expect

>>4834711

Nope, anyone one who shows up and declares himself "King Shit of Turd Mountian" is a troll.

We will use and abuse you, we do the same with the drawfags, but you will keep coming back because you are an attention whore, its as simple as that.

>>4834706
There you go jerk

>>4834591
>>4834545

Oh look a tripfag looking our for a namefag, it's like its nursing its young, its whiny, trolling young.

Ain't it Cute?

Don't mind me I'm just making your thread 200% better

>>4834788
That model looks absolute shit.
Tear it down and make it again. It looks like a plastic box with a minigun on the front on a set of legs.

>>4834788
HEY HEY HEY.

Fuck you. Seriously.

The fuck you think you're doing? If you're a troll, you got me. 10/10. But I don't think you are. I think you're dead fucking serious, and I cannot help but RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.

Nothing I put into words will convey how short lived and fucking horrid your experiences on this board will be, and you deserve every bit of it. Lets see how long your faggoty ass makes it.

Two zebra dicks at once, what a trooper.

>>4834788
>Conversion
>Sticking things on dreadnaught body and that's it

>>4834806
>>4834825
>>4834836
>>4834861
Oh yeah this is 4chan allright...
>>4834822
Hey fuck you man I said it was WIP
Next you're gonna tell me that "Scripty" faggot can do better?

>>4834884

He can, and he has.

>>4834545
>>4834788

This is horrid, you know.

The legs are far too thin and gangly to really support the weight on top of it, even IF it is lolchaos powering it. The battlecannon looks more like some sort of satellite relay tower with an oversized plunger slapped on top rather than an actual weapon. What's worse is that you didn't even put on its arms for the photo, so it looks top-heavy AND defenseless.

And it isn't even close to being the same size as a Defiler.

I assume you're just some clever troll trying to 'fight back' against Scripty or whatever nonsense you've managed to bang together in that unimaginative skull of yours.

I'd like to see any one of you fat fucks do better.

That's right. You can't. You don't even play these games.

>>4834884
>allright
We really don't care kiddo.

>>4834806
>>4834825
>>4834836
>>4834861
>>4834876

THIS is AWESOME

This isn't an argument, it's a statement.

If you TRY to debate me, you're retarded. And I won't be responding, because it was not an argument.

>>4834861
Putting a matching shirt on your pet dog to fuck it is dedication. You don't want someone walking in and thinking you're fucking someone else's dog, after all.

>>4834884
I hope somone has got photos of Scripties grey knight landraider..

Or the Ginger-Breadnaught he made for christmas

>>4834884
Fine.
We want to see a progress check in thirty minutes.
If it doesn't have at least slightly more detail, you're absolutely shit.

Dear OP.

I hate you. Die in a fire. Your "conversions" look like dildos. DILDOS. Go post on failseer.

>>4834908
Even shit threads grow flowers?

>>4834788
What the fuckity fuck? Is that made out of Legos?

>>4834884
Ooh. Prepare for the butthurt. The rage of dozens of sweaty, foultempered FagHammerfags will be upon you.

>>4834884

consistently, you miserable shit dribble

>>4834545
That's funny. I've seen that pic on Warseer. Under a different name.

I think I can guess why you were "removed" from Dakkadakka.

jesus christ.
way to crucify him for wanting to share some conversions hes done.
i wouldnt of minded if you just told him to be a bit less big-headed. but shitfuck guys, chill it.

sage

>>4834545

Nice try- but no jizz

If you're a troll, you'll troll the fuck out of this board.

If you're not a troll, then I can't wait to see what this board does to you

Here in /tg/, you don't assume respect, and you don't assume you're worth shit.

Everyone here whose even slightly respectful starts off humble. They ask /tg/ for its considered opinion of their works, express a bit of self doubt, and play themselves down. Then, we can give our honest opinions- and if its good, we praise it.

What we don't like are faggots who stroll in, already convinced they're the biggest and best there can possibly be (Or, even just convinced that their pretty good). Why? Because we hate arrogance, and hate entitlement, and if we smell it, we will tear you down and rip you a new hole. You are a worthless piece of shit until We give our verdict on you. You are here to be Judged by us.

We have judged you unworthy. Go fuck yourself.

>>4834876
WHAT THE HELL AM I LOOKING AT?

>>4834949
He time-stamped.

ITT: Conversion guy's declaration turns into giant trollfest.

Converto, at this point just walk away.

Also, there's a pretty big grey zone when it comes to "stealing" ideas. If someone makes an identical conversion, yeah, that's probably theft (depending on originality). If someone makes greenstuff doors the way that's probably less so. Also, GW and copyright. Just sayin'.

Your conversion is pretty cool, but Scriptarius can do better. Nice try though I guess.

>>4834965
It isn't about him trying to show some stuff off, it's about the 'holier than thou' attitude he took whilst trying to do it.

This thread needs some Scripatrius.

To the archive!

Holy shit so much samefaggotry in this thread. Stop bumping your own shit so obviously. Jesus.

guys hes trolling. theres no way someone would be that much of a douchebag over converting warhammer miniatures.

he even said "pro" which implies he gets paid to convert. its way to over the top to be realistic.

>>4834895
>>4834915
I don't have the arm anywhere near ready but have some more of my works

>>4834991

And who can forget the Gingerbreadnaught!

Look, an elf!

>>4834965
>I think this place might as well become my new territory

No. Thats bullshit. Right off the bat.

>I'm pretty pro with converting

A little self confidence never hurt anything, but thats just stupid. Even if you think you're, "pro," you ought to have a little humility.

>, don't you damn well try and steal my ideas or works without crediting me

A resonable request. REQUEST. You don't demand shit from /tg/. And if his material was worth crediting, I doubt anyone would steal it as his own because everyone else would know it wasn't. Thats just stupid.

So, lets recap:

This faggot posted, claiming our board as HIS, then proclaimed, "he was pro," and we could ask him for help if we wanted, and then demanded we show him proper respect by not stealing his work. This last bit really isn't unreasonable except that he DEMANDED it.

tl;dr fuck off, rage is justified.

>>4834884
>Next you're gonna tell me that "Scripty" faggot can do better?
Well, yeah.

Yo guys I just made a new conversion! Its a defiler, can you tell? The legs should give it away but thats about it.

>>4834999
The ork is barely converted at all. You've slapped on a shitty paintjob and a pair of weapons. Congrats, you did something even a newbie can do.
As for the ogre, what the fuck is up with that? You look like you got a helmet, put a gigantic blob of greenstuff on the neck joint and smash them all together until it fitted properly.

This is utter tripe.

Don't you have anything better?

>>4834965
>>4834545

>samefag is same

>>4834999
6/10, I lol'd
This is really clever trolling.
inb4 "thin your paints"

Do you have any cool conversions to show us?

This is why newfags need to fucking lurk.

Each board has certain conventions and customs. On /tg/, you are humble and respectful if you're coming forward with new ideas. That's how it works, and is how its always worked. You do not demand, you request. You do not proclaim, you ask. You do not say "This place is mine". You ask "Might it be okay if I stick around for a while?"

Arrogant jackholes are not wanted, and are not needed. Go jam a pole up your ass and die.

>>4835011

And of course the angry guard


Also delivering a link for all the archived threads

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Scriptarius


... Oh god ... I just realized I'm a Scriptarius fanboy ...

Meh there are worse things.

>>4834788
Fail-naught is Fail.

Legs too small, Cannon too buig for chassy, uncreative.

Plz GTFO.

>>4835055
>>This is why newfags need to fucking lurk.
No, this is why /tg/ needs to stop responding to fucking obvious trolls, rather than taking the opportunity to indulge in arrogant "WE ARE ANONYMOUS YOU WILL FOLLOW OUR RULES" masturbating.

In case you missed it, this thread is about loli bestiality.

>>4835049 here, re-reading thread.

>I'm pretty pro
>I might give you some pointers

Get the fuck out

It looks like I'm out of bestiality.
Moving on, I suppose.

>>4835086

...what? Its a long time /tg/ tradition of taunting and deriding trolls. And its not arrogance. Its the rules here, and if you don't respect them, you face the consequences. Its not anyone pretending to higher things. Its just how things work.

Also, even if you might think this is so fucking retarded it Has to be a troll, be aware that there Are, scarily, people this retarded who actually exist, here and there on the net. Yeah, this ones probably a troll, but a good mock is fun anyway, and you never know, it might be one of the real ones.

>>4835087
I support that triple assault on the rules.

>>4835049
No all of mine are shit

What up everyone, I'm Faggoto the anal contortionist (not creative I know but deal with it) and since I was removed from Myspace I think this place might as well become my new territory
I'm pretty pro with choking on dicks so if you want help ask me and I might give you some pointers
However, don't you damn well try and stuff my ass or mouth without crediting me! I'm here to give handjobs and ass-istance, not bend over so you could just take all credit >:(

>>4835137
Your attitude is shit, that's it. Humble down, show your models, don't brag, that's it. You didn't show us anything good so far.

>>4835117
hai guize i just came to /tg/ and im all ready to ........ the hell?

>>4835137

So you admit some of yours are indeed shit?

I'm sorry, /tg/, I'm just so lonely. ;-;
You see, I use conversions to get some nerd cock down at the game shop, but I just get so dickhungry that I can't focus on the conversions and stupid shit like >>4834545 happens!

>>4835158
Don't cry Converto, we're all here for the nerd cock really.

>>4835162
I wish I were a little girl being violate by a hungry deer...

>>4834545

OP here, disregard that, I suck cocks.

>>4835145

Satori porn?

DO NOT WANT.

OK Folks, you win.

I realise I was being a total douchebag, and I will resign myself to lurking before I post again. When I post again as a conversionist I will do so anonymously, so as to not start up any drama, thank you for your time

Goodbye.

Converto goes in all fields.

Hey Converto I'm in your thread now

>>4835183

It can be our new sage!

Converto

>>4835172
Don't we all.

>>4834788
oh dear god!!!!
its horrid!
what the fuck did you do to that poor, poor dreadnought?!?!?!?!?!?!???!!!!!!

>>4835181
Twenty bucks says this isn't OP.

>>4835183
>>4835192
>>4835193
Converto

>>4835198

We can only hope it is.

>>4835198
Truly you are a wise one.

>>4835148
Oh, how I lol'd.

Only /tg/ masters the uncanny art of making me simultaneously ashamed and proud.

I'm also in you base, pwning your doods.
>I'm sorry for all this
>Can we still be friends?
>In my defence I must say I have never before been given 10/10 for trolling, and I'm still giggling

I'd imagine the real Converto disappeared from this thread when his parents caught him looking at the porn.

No more internets for poor Converto.

>>4835192
God damnit /tg/, I love you so much.

Converto is the new RMD.

Your conversion is not "pro". The word you're looking for is "shit". Come back when you actually convert something that looks good, faggot.

>>4835181
No, just poast somthing decent. Try harder and suck less.

COCKS AND NIGGERS DICKS AND MISOGYNISM LOL LOL LOL LOLCAT IS LOOOOOOOONG
Seriously, is that what you want from me? Fuck off, idiot 4channers, this isn't about you. This is about me and my fantastic conversions (btw, those Scriptunarios conversions look like SHIT seriously, WTF, can't he figure out faces???) so you little kiddies flexing your troll muscles can just leave.

And stop using my name, assholes, you'll just take credit or something.

>>4835229
Saw it coming, but congratulations nonetheless.

>>4835229
That's not very nice.
In retaliation I'll stop posting porn.

>>4835229

...

Two thumbs up. Even better than the Ork Cock Drama.

>>4835253
Not OP. Still funny, though.

Motherfucker.

>>4835229
OH GOD FUCK YOU

>>4835229

It is you!

Wait you're Converto?

...

Meh we still love ya

>>4835229
oh what the fuck
WHAAARRGGLBLBLB

>>4835229
Sneaky little bastard, I salute you.

>>4835229
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

10/10

I'm honestly sorry for this
I admit I was going to keep this going for weeks but I just couldn't bring myself to it

I really need to make up for this...

My latest masterpiece, and go away 'Scripty'

>>4835229
Stop that! This is -my- thread, -not yours-! You already have threads, stop taking credit! How did you get that from my harddrive??

>>4835229
Goddamnit. You just wanted to fill up your cartoon bestiality folder, didn't you?

>>4835229
Script, as the poster of>>4834845 and >>4835019 I must say.....


Well done. You got me.

I salute you.

>>4835310
Your time is over old man, this is Converto's board now.

>>4835314
>>4835318
Converto mind?

Any fag can glue a gun to another gun and call it a Flash Git. GFTO. You suck.

>>4835276
>>4835280
>>4835288
>>4835299
>>4835300
>>4835305
You faggots really fell for this? Jesus christ, no wonder /tg/ is going down the shitter.

>>4834861
HEY DOG STOP WEARING CLOTHES YOU ARE A DOG.

This thread is going in my "<3 Scriptarius <3" folder! :3

>>4835229

FUCK YOU STOP TAKING CREDIT FOR MY WORK! YOU PHOTO SHOPPED THAT!

>>4835310

I think you just spawned a new meme.

rolled 62 = 62

>>4835229

...masterful, old bean.

Masterful.

>This thread

Converto is now "any *fag that is unduly arrogant and/or overly protective of subpar work"

>>4835335
It was a pretty obvious troll thread, but at least it had a fun twist at the end. But yeah, there are a lot of gullible retards on /tg/.

>>4834899
Come back to me when you've made a Warhammer mini out of food.

>>4835229
clappingman.gif

Trying to archive this, not to sure if it is working or not.

>>4835272
Say, old chap, would you happen to have the source for that? 'tis information would be much appreciated.

>>4835148

That brough tears to my eyes. Well played sir, I fuckin lol'd

>>4835229

Oh fuck yes. You have earned the right to namefag, once again.

>>4835387
Proceed with the pictures, please...

>>4835229
Goddammit Script.

>>4835229
Cheesetankfag here. That thing is still in one piece? Tanky is just mould in a box now.

Also, bravo.

Hey, Scripty. Was
>>4834592
your handiwork, or did someone else actually do that?

>>4835229
THIS JUST IN: SCRIPTARIUS IS NOW CONVERTO

FOREVER

>>4835410
Okay, anon, for you. This is the last panel with the horse, anyway.

Gentlemen, that was magnificent. Well done, all of you. A fine day this has been for /tg/.

>>4835483
found my christmas card for this year.

>>4835519
Why does the internet high-five assume you're left-handed?

>>4835538
Because I am.

>>4835453
That wasn't me
The only posts I did here are the early Converto ones
I'm honestly still awestruck by this thread...

>>4835519

My left clavicle is broken. This picture insults me.

>>4835545
Touche', good sir.

>>4835538

Because your right hand is on the mouse.

well, dear "converto"... well done, for entirely missing the point of an anonymous board.

got a conversion tip, throw it out to everyone.
anonymously.
the credit you get is knowing your ideas are being used by others.
if you want people to fawn over how fucking wonderful you are for deigning to offer the collected pearls of wisdom of your mastery fuck off and do it elsewhere, you vain, sanctimonious little fuck.

yours,
signed, a winner of one Golden Demon Award (a long time ago) and triple Golden Demon award shortlisted entrant.

>>4835665
Not sure if idort.

>>4835665

Idort, Tl;DRfag or Troll.

Converto goes in Name field
Sage goes in Email field

>>4835677
either that or a bad troll

>>4835693
converto goes to ALL fields.
you go back to bed.

>>4835755

Yes Sahib.

>>4834999
PIN YOUR THAINTS, FUCKING HELL

Bump for most epic thread all month

>>4836249
>most epic thread all month
I second this notion and suggest archiving. Scrip- I mean CONVERTO has yet again contributed chuckles, chortles and nerdrage to the board.

Pic not related - or is it?

bamp

converting in a converto conversion.

i love you scriptarius :3

Converto, don't feel bad about getting banned from dakkadakka. Those guys go apeshit over Doctor Thunder, what do they know?

Talk to me when you've been bqanned from dakka eleven times. Shit there is so bad they've lightened up on the banhammer because so many people complained.

Defiler looks okay but not great.

What are the legs from?

This... this is the best troll I have ever seen. If I had a hat, I'd tip it to you sir.

legs look like they're from a terminators hand, where are they from?

> Bruce Willis' character is dead
> Rosebud was the name of his sled
> Darth Vader is Luke's father
> Voldemort kills Dumbledore

> CONVERTO IS SCRIPTARIUS

... don't mind me, just saving a few pics...

>>4834934
no. lego would be cooler

>>4836819
Some old toy Zoid thing

>>4836824
> Voldemort kills Dumbledore

Excuze-moi?

>>4835117
A bit late in the thread, but could I get a sauce on this picture please?

I, met you,
in that thread today
and I, begged you,
to quit being so gay

your conversions were shit
but still I hit
you said you're a pro
and we all said no

Hey fuck you
your stuff is crap
hey fuck you
your stuff is crap
hey fuck you
your stuff is crap

I, heard you
Were banned from dakka dakka
and I heard you say
"if you steal my ideas I'll just pack up"

You go glue your tiny legs,
to that dreadnauts frame,
and we'll all play your game

Hey fuck you
your stuff is crap
hey fuck you
your stuff is crap
hey fuck you
your stuff is crap

>>4836951
If my mind boils over in rage
and if I froth and scream at this page
why does this seem like its way too good
well I face palm and scream

"lol I troll joo"
Scripts such a nasty whore
"lol I troll joo"
Scripts such a nasty whore
"lol I troll joo"
Scripts such a nasty whore

alone, and trolled,
on the 4chan /tg/ site
will I, get over
This epic trolling tonight?
will I rage, will I be brash?
as you sit back and have a good laugh?

"lol I troll joo"
Scripts such a nasty whore
"lol I troll joo"
Scripts such a nasty whore
"lol I troll joo"
Scripts such a nasty whore

>>4836951

Sung to the tune of...?

>>4834788
>>4834788
thats a fucking shit house defiler lol

bump, this is better than shitarius or whatever

>>4836951
>>4836953
oh for fucks sakes.
i love you /tg/

>>4836958
looks like its all been done, by the barenaked ladies.

>>4836986
It's "It's all been done", not "Looks like".

>>4836951
Anyone who was actually trolled in this thread is an idiot.

>>4836983
cool, someone liked it. I could touch it up a little bit, but I wanted to get it done, semi spell checked and out as a rough draft.

Looking at it now, I'd take some words out to make the "woo hoo hoo, its all been done" part flow better; among other things.

>>4836810
So not only is he the resident conversionfag extraordinaire, he is now also our supreme troll? My god.

Scripty, you've only added to our expectations of you. In the future, you will be met with demands of entertaining and well-done conversions IN TANDEM with unparallelled trolling.

As a troll, I applaud scripty. The signs were there, the filename was constructed to cause rage and everything.

Any yet it worked. Perfect balance of troll.

Scripty, you've converted /tg/'s hearts. Feel free to attach a pump to your ego and inflate it a bit.

It's like a masterpiece. a tour de force.

That is also filled with a disturbing amount of bestiality porn.

lol, dude... you need to fucking practice A LOT more!