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    56 KB Dorf Quest LI Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)02:14 No.4717369  
    Previous Thread: >>4715748
    >Send Krann to check up on Arialla

    Mmm, sweet sweet release.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:16 No.4717384
    Pour drink in eye.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:16 No.4717386
    oh god yes
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)02:17 No.4717387
    Create a small shadow replicate of Beardbeard, then crush it.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:18 No.4717400
    Hey, how about we investigate our neighbors and shit? What races live near the nagas? Also find random Naga, throw it with Jeeves and call it Wooster.

    And is it night or day?
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:18 No.4717402

    Shadows have mass. A tiny Beardbeard is still made of rage and vengeful pride. Isn't this another "Good Idea", like the fire? Remember the fire?
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:18 No.4717403
    We need to check up with Satan about the book we destroyed. We might wanna know what's been changed.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:20 No.4717411

    Also: whether or not this has reset the timer on our Geas, since we destroyed another leyline.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:20 No.4717412
    Actually... all this stuff with Arialla and Krann is happening in the bedroom, right? Isn't that where Jeeves is? Oh god no.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)02:20 No.4717414
    It's more stupid and childish then a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:20 No.4717417
    What is the status on our harem? All we've seen is Krynn and the librarian, and while both nice two girls are hardly a harem.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:22 No.4717428
    >Dorf Quest LI

    Jesus Christ.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)02:23 No.4717432
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    Krann runs back to you, gasping, wheezing, and crying.

    "There's... hah, hah.... there's something... something horribly... horribly... wrong..."
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:23 No.4717437
    "What, so she wasn't molesting you after all?"

    Maybe we should check this.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:24 No.4717443
    IL more to go and we reach the big C.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:24 No.4717444
    Define 'wrong'. If it seems incredibly kinky, then it probably isn't 'wrong'. ...though if there is blood involved... yeah, that might be a bit wrong.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:24 No.4717449
    I really hope we make it. these threads just brighten my day.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:24 No.4717450
    You have no sympathy. Demand sexual favors before investigating.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:24 No.4717453
    Drill her

    for answers
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)02:25 No.4717460
    Gather up your loose shadows into a giant floating brain and go check it out.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:26 No.4717470
    Form a shadow cannon around your arm and go investigate
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)02:30 No.4717504
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    >Drill her... for answers
    "The bedroom... its... its.... its awful!" She starts crying.

    >Define 'wrong'
    "Jeeves is dead, Garrelf! He is DEAD!"

    That is it so far. Garrelf hasn't really been trying too hard.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:30 No.4717506
    Well shit, I hope there isn't anything too serious going on with the queenie. If it turns out to just be tentacles, we'll have to punish krynn for making us worry.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:31 No.4717511
    >Jeeves is dead
    Even the queen isn't that freaky, lets check this out pronto.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)02:32 No.4717514
    >Jeeves is dead
    This would be the perfect time to try a shadow reanimation technique.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:32 No.4717515
    Jeeves! NO! We need our butler! Prepare yourself fully to kick some ass. I knew it though! I was >>4717412
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:32 No.4717519
    ...lets go investigate Jeeves death. Sure, he was just a sex slave by now, but he was OUR sex slave. Noone breaks our stuff! ...and if it was our illithid that did it, we need to punish it.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:32 No.4717520
    Give her a nice pat on the head, tell her to go make you a sandwich to calm her nerves. Or clean the bathrooms. I'da know.
    Something degrading that she'll nonetheless be happy to do. Y'know, really sell that Stockholm Syndrome.
    Then go check on Queenie.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:34 No.4717528
    >Jeeves is dead

    No wonder she's so emo. I'm pretty sure they loved each other.

    Go give a word or two for Arialla about her kinks.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)02:35 No.4717533
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    >Gather up your loose shadows into a giant
    >and go check it out.
    Using excess shadows, you form a throne, then push it along the ground, leaving a trail of shadow behind you.

    Krann feels this is horribly inefficient.

    >Krann, go make me a sandwich. I will be hungry when this is done.
    "...yes sir."
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:37 No.4717541
    This is stupid. And awesome.


    Give it some wheels, make it a speedy chariot!
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:39 No.4717551
    She may be right. Transform throne into giant snake! That'll go down well with the local populous.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:40 No.4717557
    Best of both: Chariot pulled by speedy snakes!
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:41 No.4717559
    Not wheels.


    Give it legs. It will be a chair with legs.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:41 No.4717560
    In the middle of our palace? That strikes me as a bad idea.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)02:41 No.4717562
    Give the chair legs.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:43 No.4717570
    The kind of legs that can move.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)02:46 No.4717591
    Actually, I have a better idea. Turn the whole thing into a giant turtle with reigns and a chair in the shell.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:46 No.4717596
    Wasn't the point to make it go faster?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)02:47 No.4717601
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    >Chariot pulled by speedy snakes!
    That will have to wait. This room seems to have 3 Illithid in it, and no sign of Arialla or Jeeves' corpse. Maybe your new creatures devoured Jeeves' body?
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:48 No.4717603
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:49 No.4717615
    This is NOT Beardbeard! We have three logic points, for pete's sake!
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:49 No.4717616
    They converted them into illithids, didn't they? Oh well. You control shadows and shit. Absorb illithids. You created them, you can uncreate them.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)02:50 No.4717623
    Use the nearest flammable object as a torch. If there are none, lite yourself on fire again, but start with the satan arm.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:51 No.4717629
    Absorb them into the chair so it moves faster.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:51 No.4717630
    Only one way to find out if they did eat them, rip 'em open
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:51 No.4717640
    Ask the illithids WTF is going on. If htey don't answer, begin to dismember one, and ask AGAIN. ...don't go for the one that has pointy ears, though. Just in case it means what I think it means.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:52 No.4717641
    Reclaim their shadowy material from their bodies
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:54 No.4717657
    Oh god someone sane has come to our thread. Everyone hide!
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)02:54 No.4717660
    Throw your chair at them.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)02:55 No.4717666
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    >Absorb illithids
    They object.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:55 No.4717672
    Then kick his ass and force them to submit.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:56 No.4717675

    One of them has a naga tail
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)02:56 No.4717677
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    Sorry Satan, you forgot an important detail.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)02:56 No.4717682
    Use Satan arm to conjure a ball of hell fire or some sort of fire.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:56 No.4717685

    Possibly locate alcohol and matches, drink a lot and then pretend to be a dragon.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:59 No.4717695
    Nothing could possibly go wrong. It worked so well last time! And it's not like it could hurt anyone we care about/ is useful to us. Nope.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)02:59 No.4717703
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    >Kick his ass!

    ...It seems your shadows lost their old teleportation properties. You'll have to adapt to these new shaping powers.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:00 No.4717709
    The last time we could conjure fire out of nowhere. REPEAT THIS.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:01 No.4717714
    FuckfuckfuckfuckFUCK! We need a way to heal her!
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:01 No.4717715
    fucking cocks.

    just great.

    looks like we have to somehow obliterate them WITHOUT harming out precious, precious tools.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:01 No.4717719
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:01 No.4717722
    Form shadows into a whip. Punish him harshly for his disobedience.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:01 No.4717723
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:02 No.4717724
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:02 No.4717729
    Fine. Shape your shadows into limbs and weapons to grant yourself dozens of attacks per round.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)03:04 No.4717747
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    ...Adapting wasn't all that hard.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)03:04 No.4717748
    And by limbs, you of course mean tentacles.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:05 No.4717749
    No fire! We don't know where Arialla and Jeeves went. We should torture the illithids for information.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:05 No.4717751
    "HEY SATAN, WTF?!?"
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:06 No.4717761
    >we don't know
    YOU don't. Most of us looked at the elf and naga shaped shadows and figured made a connection.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)03:08 No.4717777
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    The naga shaped Illithid seems to be freaking out about its missing face.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)03:08 No.4717781
    Create a shadow vortex, so you can dispatch the other two in one round.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)03:09 No.4717787
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    You take this moment to absorb the flailing creature back into your shadowstuff.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)03:11 No.4717803
    Create shadow power armor with a shadow cannon arm.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:12 No.4717813
    The TWEEEST is he's actually absorbing his wife and butler.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)03:13 No.4717820
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    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)03:14 No.4717830
    Shadow graft the head back on.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:14 No.4717833
    told ya
    >> axebeard !TQbBqhr7ik 05/31/09(Sun)03:14 No.4717837
    huh its dq again
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:14 No.4717838
    Try to absorb the shadows without absorbing anything organic.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:14 No.4717842
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:15 No.4717844
    Well, then with the elf-shaped one, at least try to subdue it without severing any parts of its body.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:15 No.4717850
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)03:16 No.4717857
    Fuck that, severe the arms, we can always graft them back on.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)03:16 No.4717863
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    You are uncertain this will work.

    Also it seems that unless you are trying to kill them, the Illithids do not bother you. Respect, maybe?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)03:18 No.4717876
    It's just a temporary fix, and a cleric probably won't be able to resurrect him if we lose the head.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:18 No.4717880
    Krann will not be happy about this development.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:18 No.4717885
    Stun the other two with non-lethal blunt-force and absorb the shadows.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:19 No.4717894
    Ask them to separate from who was absorbed willingly? Promise to give it a stronger form if you do.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:21 No.4717910
    On second thought, how about just a better looking one. Or some other gift, I dunno.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)03:25 No.4717936
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    >Ask them to separate from who was absorbed willingly. Promise a stronger form if they do.
    The illithid look at each other a moment.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)03:25 No.4717940
    Grab them with shadow tentacles and separate the shadows from them.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)03:26 No.4717943
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    They... it? complies.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:27 No.4717957
    Grab Arialla safe. See if she's all right.

    Tell her everything's going to be okay.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:28 No.4717966
    She has swirly eyes. She'll be all right, just kind of dazed at the moment.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:31 No.4717982
    "So... how was it?"
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)03:31 No.4717987
    Fuse them together to make a dire double Illithid.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:32 No.4717990
    Cool, thank the shadow dudes for de-absorbing Arialla, hold up your end and beef them up, and politely ask that they ask you before absorbing any more of your subjects.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:32 No.4717996
    Give them a stronger form like promised, but warn them not to cause trouble.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:32 No.4717997
    Check on Arialla. Consider finding a way to resurrect Jeeves.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)03:33 No.4718006
    If only we knew where Beardbeard was. We could tell him he is a tough motherfucker so they would go after him.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:34 No.4718009
    Tell the shadows that Nagas and This elf are off limits.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:34 No.4718015
    So, we can either go back on our word and attack them, or honor the agreement but try and keep them under control. They could be useful if we had some form of leverage over them... can we remove their minds or free will while altering their form?
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:34 No.4718018
    Beardbeard would never be defeated by a couple of shadow-guys.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)03:35 No.4718026
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    You beef him up. While you are at it, you grant him speech, that he may be able to ask your permission before absorbing in the future.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)03:35 No.4718031
    They'd go after him none the less.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:35 No.4718035
    Join them into one shadow beast and send them after him, the strongest creature they could possibly absorb.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:36 No.4718046
    We should have thought about speech a LONG time ago. Any, perhaps this place has a cleric that can raise the poor naga boytoy.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)03:40 No.4718085
    We should have thought of that a long time ago.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:40 No.4718086
    yea, see if there's anyone nearby that can rez snakeboy.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)03:41 No.4718091
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    >Tell the shadows that
    The rest of the shadows are off elsewhere, doing who knows what.

    Krann is the best medic in the area. You are not sure if she knows how to rez someone or not. Would you like to ask her?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)03:42 No.4718096
    Create a giant shadow turtle car and put Jeeves and Arialla in it so we can get them back to the hospital or temple.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:44 No.4718102
    >Would you like to ask her?

    I'm pretty sure she'd beg for an opportunity to get and resurrect her beloved.

    Make her beg!
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:44 No.4718104
    Send the shadows to find them, have them negotiate the release of anyone absorbed and return to their creator for improvements.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)03:44 No.4718105
    She probably doesn't. Lets go kill a hydra, dragon, or find a Djinni.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:44 No.4718109
    no, a chair with moving legs is what we decided on
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)03:45 No.4718113
    We could also try pumping pure shadow into his blood stream.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:45 No.4718116
    That's news to me. Anyways, lets not be entirely truthful as to exactly how he died, eh?
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:45 No.4718119
    Check up on Arialla, then go tell Krann you sorta accidentally killed Snake-Boy and ask if she can rez.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:47 No.4718126
    She wouldn't have been so upset if there was nothing between them. They were comforting each other earlier, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:48 No.4718134
    Don't tell her we were responsible. Say he was killed while we were trying to save him from the illithids.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)03:51 No.4718153
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    ...Arialla seems fine.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:53 No.4718181
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:54 No.4718182
    She seems grumpy. Cheer her up, in the manner she has suggested. He will use his own shadowy tentacles though.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:54 No.4718184

    (vigorous action ensues)
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 05/31/09(Sun)03:54 No.4718185
    note she probably could have done it herself when she was an illithid
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:54 No.4718187
    appologise profusely to her, explain that you'll give the shadows a thorough rundown on female sexual response and stimulation before having them assault her again, ask her if there are any particular points she would like for you to include or if he should just suprise her.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:54 No.4718189
    It's not rape if she wants it. Tell her that.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:55 No.4718192
    Her kinkiness creeps me out from time to time.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)03:56 No.4718203
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    >Lie about his death, ask Krann for the Rez
    "He died while I was trying to save him from the Illithids. There was nothing I could have done."

    Krann starts to cry, and explains she can't do resurrections.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:57 No.4718212
    Going to the trouble of reviving Jeeves will help endear her to us a bit as well. Heck, maybe we'll even call him by his actual name.

    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:58 No.4718218
    Tell her she has permission to gather up some other nagas and give him a proper burial.
    You're busy destroying the world and sexing the queen so you won't be there. But you give her your best wishes and will be here for her when she gets back.
    Incidently, where the fuck is our sandwich.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:58 No.4718220
    Is there anyone around who can do resurrections?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)03:58 No.4718223
    She's fine. Drag Jeeves back to Krann and go see if any temples have resurrection.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:58 No.4718226
    Sounds like time for a side quest.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:58 No.4718228
    Satan. Let's ask Satan for one.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)03:59 No.4718230
    Revive Jeeves, dammit!
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:00 No.4718237
    We'll find someone who can, then.

    And on that note, I wonder if getting Satan the control over death will help us out with this kind of thing. Or bring about the zombie apocalypse.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)04:01 No.4718251
    Maybe some Satan arm skin grafted on will bring him back or get interrupted by Xom mid-revivification and mutate him horrible/awesomely.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)04:01 No.4718252
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    >Alright then, give him a proper burial. I won't be there, of course, but make sure its proper. Also, where's that sandwich, bitch?
    "...Right here, sir."
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:02 No.4718257
    Assholery at it's finest.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)04:02 No.4718259
    God damn Garrelf's a dick.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:03 No.4718261
    Give her a pat on the head for the sandwich.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:03 No.4718265
    Now seems like a good time to ask her hand in marriage. Actually, invite Satan over then pop the question.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:05 No.4718280

    I thought we ordered a side quest to revive our butler. WHERE IS THE SIDEQUEST, GNOME?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)04:05 No.4718282
    Have Satan resurrect Jeeves mid-funeral.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)04:06 No.4718283
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    You send out Cthulhu and Gygas to go spread the word about not absorbing people if your creations want speech and more strength. They happily oblige.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:07 No.4718286
    I hope she poisoned the sandwich. Garelf is a huge dick.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:09 No.4718296
    ...perhaps we should consider doing something to improve minion morale.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:09 No.4718298
    So, what now? We could go visit Aldwin. We never got a chance to thank him for getting us Arialla.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:10 No.4718306
    Garrelf: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompleteMonster

    This Quest shows us what you guys truly are like. Bloody assholes.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:10 No.4718308
    Give her a hug and words of encouragement. Between bites of sandwich.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)04:11 No.4718309
    Why? We can do handle everything on out own. The only person who needs to stay not-dead is Arialla. Go torment the library girl, and use worst nightmare since this session is almost over and we haven't used a session power yet.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:12 No.4718315
    We need to have another chat with Satan about our gaes and what we've fucked up with burning the book
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:15 No.4718335
    "Worst Nightmare" doesn't involve mind-rape. It involves punching the fuck out of someone.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:16 No.4718343
    but I LIKE garelf. He's heeeLARIOUS to watch.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:17 No.4718346
    I really like the revive-mid-funeral plan...
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)04:18 No.4718354
    Ok, then find the nearest rabbit and use worse nightmare MAXIMUM power on it to see how much overkill we can accumulate in a single round.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)04:19 No.4718366
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    >So what changed, now that we burned the Book of Displacement?
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:20 No.4718374

    Wow, Satan, you look different.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:21 No.4718376
    Make a suggestion.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)04:22 No.4718382
    Allow us to read the archived Dorf Quest threads.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:22 No.4718385
    You could make it so that people who get lost end up in a weird alternate reality.

    Just a suggestion.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:22 No.4718386
    ask djinn-satan if he would be willing to do a mid-funeral revival of Jeeves for the Lulz.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:26 No.4718409
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:26 No.4718410
    Perhaps we could gain the ability to get 'lost' in battle for a moment, becoming inviable to the opponent. Remaining that way until someone helps him find us, or we land a blow on them.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:27 No.4718414
    why, it's quite simple. If you lose something, you will find something similar, but distinctly different than the one you had. IE: a red handle if it had a blue handle, a masterwork longsword instead of a katana.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)04:27 No.4718417
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    >Make the new book send lost people to an alternate reality.
    "As y-y-you desi-i-ire."
    >Could you resurrect Jeeves mid-funeral?
    "I-i could."
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:27 No.4718419
    if we are going to be pulling pranks like this make sure we have an artist on hand to do a painting, with instructions to make sure to catch everyone's expressions.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)04:27 No.4718420
    Ask Satan for the ability to create control fire to some extent with the Satan arm.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:29 No.4718432
    stop asking for so goddamn many boons, you dinnae NEED 'em!
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:30 No.4718434
    That lost-dimension sounds troublesome, be sure there's always some relatively easy way out of it. Not necessarily to where you want to be, of course....
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:30 No.4718437
    explain to Djinn-Satan that this is going to be for a cool prank, any pyrotechnics that Djinn-Satan wants to toss in would probally be appropriate, such and having a huge bolt of lightning zapping the corpse as they lower him, etc.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)04:30 No.4718440
    We could send a shadow with tons of eyes to do it.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:31 No.4718446
    Nah, just control over the flow of the shadow, so we can hold it when we don't need it, and have it flow quickly when we do.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:33 No.4718455
    I wonder if Xom has any recommendations for spicing up a mid-funeral resurrection prank? he seems like he would get a kick out of stuff like this.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:34 No.4718465
    He'll show up midway through and start pull out weird shit.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)04:34 No.4718467
    I'm surprised we haven't seen him in this session.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:36 No.4718475
    Both his main servants in this Quest, Beardbeard and Cultist, are elsewhere. Not a surprise, as such.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:37 No.4718485
    If you continue trying to get where you're going you end up somewhere else.

    If you are trying to avoid or get away from a place, that's where you end up.

    If you start to wander around aimlessly, you get to where you were going in the first place.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:37 No.4718491
    Decide to stop dicking around, and head after the next leyline. I suggest the Mushroom of Death for the lulz.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)04:39 No.4718499
    Cultist isn't spreading chaos right now, and Beardbeard is too injured. Unless Presley is going through some seriously funny shit, I don't see why he wouldn't check up on Satan's favorite hell knight.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:39 No.4718504
    Bah, Boring, we recently took out two leylines, lets kick back and have some sex and prank a funeral right now.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:39 No.4718505
    Or the Belt of Restraint. Maybe we could put it to good use before we destroy it.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:41 No.4718515
    Let's get together Arialla and the librarian naga and get this tentacle rape thing right.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:43 No.4718531
    Let's practice using shadow tentacles a bit before using them on Arialla. We don't want to accidentally strangle her, or something like that.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:44 No.4718538
    Practice manipulating your new shadows with Arialla while you wait for the funeral.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:45 No.4718539
    Sex and a prank-funeral sounds about right.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:45 No.4718542
    Let's try with Krann. She could use some more trauma.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)04:46 No.4718549
    Garrelf should be visible in the prank funeral image and should have troll face.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:47 No.4718555
    How about we just tentacle rape the librarian (needs a name btw) right in front of her.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)04:47 No.4718561
    Later, we've been torturing her all day.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:48 No.4718570
    How's the old naga king doing?
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:49 No.4718585
    pretty sure he's rather dead at the moment.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)04:50 No.4718586
    Not extinguishing us when we need it.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)04:52 No.4718605
    Maybe. It depends on what Arialla did with him after we passed out.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)05:00 No.4718661
    Did gnome pass out?
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)05:00 No.4718666
    tentacle rape DURING the funeral. with all the mourners as unwitting participants.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)05:00 No.4718668
    So it's been thirty-three minutes since the last update. I'm guessing Gnome's been drawing the funeral the entire time?

    It's so gonna be epic.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)05:02 No.4718687
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)05:03 No.4718697
    Satan doesn't seem like an order-taking guy. Maybe we should do him a favor so he doesn't get pissed at Garrelf
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)05:05 No.4718709
    We already destroyed a leyline despite being on vacation.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)05:16 No.4718776
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)05:36 No.4718912
    Uh oh... His connection might have died.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)05:36 No.4718919
    He's beyond saving now. There's nothing we can do.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)05:42 No.4718963
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    This man is correct. My apologies. Drawing something up now.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)05:46 No.4718985
    We ARE going to see the funeral, right?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)05:49 No.4718998
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    >lets kick back and have some sex and prank a funeral right now.
    Garrelf decides he'd rather just kick back and relax for now. He can work on other stuff later. Also the drawfag is now very tired as well.

    GARRELF SWIFTRIP, Faerie Fighter of Satan
    CURRENT QUESTS: Destroy Beardbeard, Destroy Leylines

    Shadowmancy: Good
    Gold: 3005


    Tree of Life: DESTROYED
    Mushroom of Death: INTACT
    Lamp of Light: DESTROYED
    Box of Shadows: DESTROYED
    Belt of Restraint: INTACT
    Ragdoll of Freedom: INTACT
    Book of Displacement: INTACT

    Shadar-Kai Gauntlet
    Satan Arm
    Key to Hall of Liam
    Pact with Satan
    Queen Arialla - now actually a queen
    Box of Riding
    City of Ives
    Various Illithid

    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)05:50 No.4719008
    Isn't the Book of Displacement burned to ash?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)05:51 No.4719009
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    After I nap. So, as a bonus thing in a few days or so. Maybe Tuesday.

    After posting some gods I drew up last week, I am going to go pass out.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)05:51 No.4719014
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    Tree of Life: DESTROYED
    Mushroom of Death: INTACT
    Lamp of Light: DESTROYED
    Box of Shadows: DESTROYED
    Belt of Restraint: INTACT
    Ragdoll of Freedom: INTACT
    Book of Displacement: DESTROYED
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)05:52 No.4719017
    >Book of Displacement: INTACT
    Not quite.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)05:52 No.4719020
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    And I am terribly sorry my internet troubles exploded the end of tonight's thread, /tg/. I hope it doesn't happen again.

    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)05:52 No.4719021
    A bit late there, buddy.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)05:56 No.4719037
    Xanatos is creepy.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)05:59 No.4719056
    Well, that was quite an entertaining round. Interesting to see the sort of things evil overlords do on their off days.

    Though, I have to say that I dislike the general lack of direction. I'd like to go through a good, old-fashioned dungeon crawl (or swamp crawl, or forest crawl, or something like that) like the one at the beginning.

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