If Khorne's chair is made of skulls, what is the rest of his furniture made of? What do the other Chaos Gods use for furniture?
Tzeentch has an ironing board made of ice cream.
He doesn't need any other furniture.
Tzeentch prefers Bismuth for its scintillating colors and non-Euclidean angles.
slaanesh has lamp shades made out of dildos.
nao this question has potential win.Just imagine what slaaneshes furniture is made of.
Nurgle has a waterbedexcept that isn't water in there
>>4702636It's made of cummingtonite.
>>4702602watBismuth is perfectly euclidean.
>>4702636>Just imagine what slaaneshes furniture is made ofTongues. Massive numbers of slimy, writhing tongues.
>>4702670with dicks instead of taste-buds
>>4702636Dicks, of course.It's fucking Slaanesh. What else would they be made of?
>>4702678Hmm, yes. Masses and masses of tongues bristling with tiny, oozing dicks. That sounds pretty Slaaneshi.
>>4702559Skulls... lots and lots of skulls. His floors, skulls. His bed, skulls. Even his limited edition lazy boy has been made out of skulls.
I THINK I HEARD SOMEONE SAY BISMUTH.
>>4702695>>4702701DO NOT BE SILLY! KHORNE'S COFFEE TABLE WOULD NOT BE MADE OF TITS. THAT'S JUST ABSURD.TRY SLANEESH'S SIDE OF THE WARP. THAT PLACE IS FULL OF WALLS OF TITS AND DICKS AND OTHER LEWD SHIT NOT DIRECTLY RELATED TO KILLING.QUITE DULL IF I MUST SAY!
Tzeentch's furniture cannot just be sat on, you have to work out HOW to sit on it first.
Tzeentch's furniture is made out of abstract concepts. His bed is made of progress.
>>4702680I'd say COCAAAAAAAAAAINE.
>>4702884Would Tzeentch own a toilet, a garbage can, or anything else symbolizing decay and stagnation?
>>4702757Bloodletter needs to get high or something. His rage has compromised his reading comprehension.
>>4702969Tzeentch only uses recycling
Id' say Tzeentch's furniture is mostly made out of CHANGE.
>>4703362I can now see Tzeentch on TV explaining the benefits of recycling and trying to promote it.
>>4702987I'M HIGH ON LIFE.AND BY LIFE I MEAN MURDER.WHICH ARE THE SAME, RIGHT?
>>4703398sit down on a chair, get up off a couch
>>4703362So Tzeench lives in a biodome. Self-sustaining change.
i'd stay as far away as possible from nurgle's bathroom and kitchen
>>4703636I'd stay as far away from anything in general of nurgle's as possible, really.
Wasn't Tzeentch's entire place made out of Crystal?
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL SOFA
>>4703648On the plus side, Nurgle isn't too bothered if you put your feet up on the table
>>4703667the table has feets already, with its rotten toenails falling and growing back constantly
Tzeentch is too busy plotting stuff to own furniture
>>4703698plotting what furniture to buy
What Tzeentch's furniture is made out of changes from moment to moment.
Tzeentch is responsible for that piece of IKEA furniture with the instructions translated from English to Russian to Pig-Latin then to Yoruban with an Allen Wrench that looks like Satan's cock.Slaanesh has a bed made of heroin needles and a pillow made of a key of coke.Khorne has an oven made of ANGRYNurgle traded all his old blankets to Native Americans, then blamed the Europeans.
>>4703737Tzeentch must be the worst IKEA customer ever.
>>4703773He's always moving. Bastard never pays rent in advance, either.