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    37 KB Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)18:11 No.4702559  
    If Khorne's chair is made of skulls, what is the rest of his furniture made of? What do the other Chaos Gods use for furniture?
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)18:13 No.4702572
    Tzeentch has an ironing board made of ice cream.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/29/09(Fri)18:13 No.4702578
    He doesn't need any other furniture.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)18:15 No.4702602
    Tzeentch prefers Bismuth for its scintillating colors and non-Euclidean angles.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)18:18 No.4702627
    slaanesh has lamp shades made out of dildos.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)18:18 No.4702636
    nao this question has potential win.
    Just imagine what slaaneshes furniture is made of.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)18:19 No.4702644
    Nurgle has a waterbed

    except that isn't water in there
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/29/09(Fri)18:20 No.4702653
    >>4702636
    It's made of cummingtonite.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)18:20 No.4702654
    >>4702602
    wat
    Bismuth is perfectly euclidean.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)18:21 No.4702660
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    Slaanesh
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)18:21 No.4702664
    >>4702644
    Liquidfied beef?
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)18:21 No.4702670
    >>4702636

    >Just imagine what slaaneshes furniture is made of

    Tongues. Massive numbers of slimy, writhing tongues.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)18:22 No.4702678
    >>4702670
    with dicks instead of taste-buds
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)18:22 No.4702680
    >>4702636
    Dicks, of course.

    It's fucking Slaanesh. What else would they be made of?
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)18:23 No.4702689
    >>4702678

    Hmm, yes. Masses and masses of tongues bristling with tiny, oozing dicks. That sounds pretty Slaaneshi.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)18:24 No.4702695
    >>4702680
    Tits?
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)18:25 No.4702701
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    >>4702695
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)18:26 No.4702711
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    also these
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)18:27 No.4702718
    >>4702559
    Skulls... lots and lots of skulls. His floors, skulls. His bed, skulls. Even his limited edition lazy boy has been made out of skulls.
    >> northern /k/ommando 05/29/09(Fri)18:27 No.4702722
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    I THINK I HEARD SOMEONE SAY BISMUTH.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)18:29 No.4702734
    >>4702701
    NISE MIDIIIIIIIIIII
    >> Bloodletter 05/29/09(Fri)18:32 No.4702757
    >>4702695
    >>4702701

    DO NOT BE SILLY! KHORNE'S COFFEE TABLE WOULD NOT BE MADE OF TITS. THAT'S JUST ABSURD.

    TRY SLANEESH'S SIDE OF THE WARP. THAT PLACE IS FULL OF WALLS OF TITS AND DICKS AND OTHER LEWD SHIT NOT DIRECTLY RELATED TO KILLING.QUITE DULL IF I MUST SAY!
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)18:36 No.4702799
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    Tzeentch's furniture cannot just be sat on, you have to work out HOW to sit on it first.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)18:45 No.4702884
    Tzeentch's furniture is made out of abstract concepts. His bed is made of progress.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)18:50 No.4702928
    >>4702680

    I'd say COCAAAAAAAAAAINE.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)18:53 No.4702964
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    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)18:53 No.4702969
    >>4702884

    Would Tzeentch own a toilet, a garbage can, or anything else symbolizing decay and stagnation?
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)18:55 No.4702987
    >>4702757
    Bloodletter needs to get high or something. His rage has compromised his reading comprehension.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)19:37 No.4703362
    >>4702969
    Tzeentch only uses recycling
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)19:42 No.4703398
    Id' say Tzeentch's furniture is mostly made out of CHANGE.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)19:46 No.4703426
    >>4703362
    I can now see Tzeentch on TV explaining the benefits of recycling and trying to promote it.
    >> Bloodletter 05/29/09(Fri)19:46 No.4703432
    >>4702987

    I'M HIGH ON LIFE.

    AND BY LIFE I MEAN MURDER.

    WHICH ARE THE SAME, RIGHT?
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)19:52 No.4703477
    >>4703398
    sit down on a chair, get up off a couch
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)20:12 No.4703630
    >>4703362
    So Tzeench lives in a biodome. Self-sustaining change.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)20:13 No.4703636
    i'd stay as far away as possible from nurgle's bathroom and kitchen
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)20:15 No.4703648
    >>4703636
    I'd stay as far away from anything in general of nurgle's as possible, really.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 05/29/09(Fri)20:15 No.4703652
    Wasn't Tzeentch's entire place made out of Crystal?
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)20:15 No.4703656
    SKULLS FOR THE SKULL SOFA
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)20:17 No.4703667
    >>4703648
    On the plus side, Nurgle isn't too bothered if you put your feet up on the table
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)20:19 No.4703684
    >>4703667
    the table has feets already, with its rotten toenails falling and growing back constantly
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)20:20 No.4703698
    Tzeentch is too busy plotting stuff to own furniture
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)20:24 No.4703737
    >>4703698
    plotting what furniture to buy
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)20:29 No.4703773
    What Tzeentch's furniture is made out of changes from moment to moment.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)20:33 No.4703823
    Tzeentch is responsible for that piece of IKEA furniture with the instructions translated from English to Russian to Pig-Latin then to Yoruban with an Allen Wrench that looks like Satan's cock.

    Slaanesh has a bed made of heroin needles and a pillow made of a key of coke.

    Khorne has an oven made of ANGRY

    Nurgle traded all his old blankets to Native Americans, then blamed the Europeans.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)20:33 No.4703826
    >>4703737
    Tzeentch must be the worst IKEA customer ever.
    >> That Damn Mouse 05/29/09(Fri)20:34 No.4703828
    >>4703773

    He's always moving. Bastard never pays rent in advance, either.



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