!!NNiZ5EzzZEM 05/28/09(Thu)09:23 No.4688561|
Demoman: Kill 'em all! Raaaa--Ugh! *Whacked across the bonce with a blackjack*
*Time passes, and the demoman comes to in the spawn room and trussed up*
Demo: Eh? What's going on?
Sniper: Ah, y'see mate, we're in a film now, yeah?
Sniper: And in films the black guy always dies first, right?
Demo: Mah name's no' "Bubba" ya focken convict!
Sniper: OK, OK, fair play an' all, but y'see, we got to thinking... if we can keep you in the spawn room, you can't die - and if you can't die FIRST, then none of us can die LATER, either. So, we should be able to win with a lockout!
Sniper: Uh, no worries, right?