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    127 KB Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)07:14 No.4687837  
    I know TF2 isn't /tg/ material, but this, this right here, is superior to any alignment scale in every way.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)07:16 No.4687854
    So fucking wrong.
    Change Medic with Demonman then Demoman with Soldier.
    >> Sage Sage 05/28/09(Thu)07:17 No.4687864
    Sage, Sage Sage, Sage! Sage.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)07:23 No.4687889
    im comfortable with it. you have to be a certain amount of sick to want to deal with explosives, and a certain amount of professional to continue living doing it. hes good where hes at.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)07:24 No.4687891
    Scout is crazier than Medic.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)07:25 No.4687895
    WTF is the Blue Spy doing among all those Red characters? To sneak him into the chart must have taken some kind of tactical genius...
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)07:25 No.4687896
    Nah, he's egotistical, sure. But he's not a nutter like the Medic is. IIRC something about the medic being reminiscent of a experimenting Nazi doctor.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)07:27 No.4687910
    He IS an experimenting Nazi doctor, it's in official fluff.

    I think his place should be swapped with soldier though, he doesn't seem that professional.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)07:31 No.4687930

    The Soldier is batshit-insane, but he's fucking professional about it.


    Scout isn't crazy at all. Spy is crazier than scout, and Sniper is the epitome of Professional not-mentally-sick.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)07:34 No.4687944
    "Raised in Stuttgart, Germany during an era when the Hippocratic oath had been downgraded to an optional Hippocratic suggestion."
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)07:38 No.4687962
    I'd agree. Scout is just a jackass who doesn't take anything seriously and the Sniper is certainly less mentally unstable than the Spy.

    SPAH has problems.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)07:42 No.4687986

    Where is this official fluff? I would like to know more about the characters.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)07:48 No.4688012
    No he doesn't, at all. He sneaks around and kills people, he doesn't seem to take too much sick pleasure in it or anything.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)07:49 No.4688018
    Just because he's not loud about them doesn't mean he doesn't have some psychological issues.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)07:50 No.4688022
    No feelings. Whatsoever. A total sociopath.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)07:51 No.4688026
    No feelings? You know who has feelings? Blokes wot bludgeon their wives ta death wiv a golf trophy!
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)07:53 No.4688034
    I'm not a crazed gunman dad!
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)07:54 No.4688040

    Sniper hates soldier for his inability to control his rage. It's obvious.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)07:56 No.4688048

    There is some under the Meet The videos on www.teamfortress2.com

    Check the one of the Soldier, it made me lol heartily
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)07:58 No.4688060
    More like the soldier has no trigger discipline whatsoever.

    He's not raging, he's just an idiot with a rocket launcher who thinks he's an American GI.

    I also second Medic switching with Soldier. Maybe Pyro with medic, Medic with soldier, and soldier with Pyro.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)08:01 No.4688074
    I agree demoman needs to swap places with medic
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)08:06 No.4688093
    Yeah the medic isnt that insane, he's just a little disregarding to doctors oaths. Switch him with the demoman, then swap demoman with soldier.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)08:07 No.4688101
    Isn't healing just a side effect of whatever the medigun is actually doing to his teammates?
    Also: Engie is bar none the most stable and professional of the whole lot.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)08:07 No.4688102
    Demoman is a self-hating suicidal scottish cyclops. They've got more balls of cocks then they do the likes of him.

    I mean, seriously, look at him; he's got a manky eye.

    Self-loathing is a mental sickness, alright.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)08:09 No.4688112
    Engie is also an intelligent sounding man with a Texan accent. He defies all sorts of stereotypes.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)08:09 No.4688113

    The basics behind the medigun itself was an unexpected product of unrelated research, which was probably just research into developing the Übermensch. I think the Übercharge is the original primary function of the medigun.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)08:10 No.4688117
    And eleven PhDs.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)08:10 No.4688119

    He's an engineer. He could be straight from the Ozarks holding a giant whiskey jug in one hand and his sister's crotch in the other and he'd still be fucking intelligent in order to be in the profession he's in.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)08:11 No.4688123
    >They've got more balls of cocks then they do the likes of him.

    wait what
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)08:12 No.4688130
    a little disregarding? He's got a fucking gun that fires Hypodermic needles AND a bonesaw (Then a bonesaw WITH A massive hypodermic needle on the fucking end of it!)! Not to mention the medigun. How do we know how that thing specifically works?

    Also, "ooops, Zvat vas not medicein!"

    He's a professional loony toon.

    I could see the Demoman being put in the highest mental sickness tier, though.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)08:14 No.4688136
    The Medic isn't even a doctor or a medic, no real professional credentials.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)08:18 No.4688149
    Have you heard the Sniper's new taunts? He has some fucking MAJOR anger issues. We're talking borderline tourrettes here.
    Spy is also a bit of a nutjob, seeing as he absolutely loves running around stabbing people in the back (seriously, he laughs his head off ALL THE TIME if you're doing well) but he doesn't let it get in the way of his sneaky-bastard work ethic. But then, they're ALL completely fucking nuts in their own way.

    If you think about it, the Engineer and Heavy are the two most stable characters in the game: Engineer does his job well and takes pride in his work. Heavy is big, simple, and loves his guns. No philosophical conundrums for Heavy; they're bad, I'm not, I have a gun. IS GOOD TIME TO RUN, COWARDS!
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)08:19 No.4688153
    >holding a giant whiskey jug in one hand and his sister's crotch in the other

    Sounds like a great way to spend a Friday night.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)08:19 No.4688154
    Might be because he got stabbed in the back by Spy.

    If you look at his face now, you can see the scar from meet the spy.

    He's pissed.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)08:20 No.4688157
    Heavy cemeted it for me the fact that huge dudes with thick Russian accents are fucking awesome.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)08:21 No.4688160
    Actually, fun fact: You can only see that scar on Snipers who are using the Huntsman. Regular rifle-using Snipers don't have it. I thought that was neat.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)08:22 No.4688164
    huh. interestin'.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)08:24 No.4688176
    Hahahaha. TF2 of all fucking things has a meta-plot of sorts now?
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)08:29 No.4688193
    Yep. They're even adding in new taunts every major update, but including MORE taunts for the class that the character being updated 'hates'.
    For example, the Sniper has several new taunts for killing Spies; for meleeing spies after the Razorback saves you, shooting spies in the head with the Huntsman, capping spies who are fully cloaked etc etc etc.. Compared to the one or two new taunts he got for each other class.

    Similarly, the Spy now makes cracks about the Scout's mother and does terrible impressions of him being 'scared by rainbows' etcetera.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)08:30 No.4688197

    There's a fatguy in the ranks of the people responsible for TF2.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)08:35 No.4688220
    The heavy is hardly stable, he howls with laughter as he mows down the opposing team.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)08:37 No.4688239
    So does everyone else, and the Heavy doesn't try to lie about how awesome it makes him feel. He has a big motherfucking gun and using it makes him feel FUCK YEAH, so why shouldn't he get an adrenaline high?
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)08:38 No.4688243
    The English-sounding ones are... professional. The angry slightly-more-aussie ones are a bit psychotic.

    "You're making this so easy, I'm actually getting worse."
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)08:40 No.4688258
    "Now I've gotta make a necklace outta yer teeth. Bushman's rules."
    He's crazy alright, but it's the subdued and slightly disturbing kind of crazy as opposed to the "WWWOAAAHAHAHAAAH, KILL ZEM ALL!" clearly fruitloops kind.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)08:41 No.4688264
    >>Have you heard the Sniper's new taunts? He has some fucking MAJOR anger issues. We're talking borderline tourrettes here.
    He's an Australian. That's how they speak.
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    Spy is spy!
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)08:43 No.4688280
    The different types of taunt actually seem to be based on distance. If they're right up in his face and he kills them with a melee attack, he generally uses a loud one. Up close with a ranged attack, usually a whisper.
    Mid-range he generally yells at them, whereas at extreme long range he just whispers to himself, presumably because they wouldn't hear him even if he did shout. If they weren't dead anyway, that is.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)08:44 No.4688293
    I love that one.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)08:53 No.4688355
    "You got blood on my knife, mate!"
    I risk all for pointless kukri kills just so I can hear him shout that one line.

    The feeling in my pants never quite goes away after that.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:04 No.4688432
    Have you noticed the sniper occasional mumbles now as well? I havent been able to hear what he actually says, but he occasional cracks a mumble when aiming down the scope
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:12 No.4688484
    Heh heh heh... Makin' bacon.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:13 No.4688489
    The Soldier isn't professional: He was turned down for every armed force he applied to, and then proceeded to go to war by himself.

    the spy and sniper both consider themselves to be professionals, but they both have tendances to break their professional 'shell' - the sniper throws jars of piss at people and yells insults, and the spy laughs maniacally if he's doing well. The sniper is more sensitive about it, though.

    The Medic, he's not so much professional as desensitized. He's used to working around piles of bodies, with lots of them being directly due to his experiments.

    The Heavy isn't stupid. He's slow, deliberate, and simple, but he isn't stupid. He's actually very professional, he does what he does and does it well, and only really gets into the whole 'wrestling posturing' mode if he's mowing people down.

    The Engineer is strange.. he is a genius engineer, but seems to lack finesse and subtlety, or cunning. His solution if a gun doesn't work is to use more gun, not to build something else that does work.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:14 No.4688497
    You know the amount of snipers charging straight at me with a knife seems have increased lately.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:15 No.4688503
    We can all agree that the pyro is fucking loopy as shit, right?
    >> Frazer !!NNiZ5EzzZEM 05/28/09(Thu)09:16 No.4688510

    >>Hahahaha. TF2 of all fucking things has a meta-plot of sorts now?

    They're testing characterisation and scenarios for when they announce the feature film collaboration with Pixar.

    Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:16 No.4688516
    ...I'd watch it.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:17 No.4688521
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    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:17 No.4688525




    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:18 No.4688531
    I'd prefer a cartoon series. It'd be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:18 No.4688538
    I'd be all over that like a fat kid over cake.

    brb, fetching cake.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:20 No.4688547
    Actually, surprisingly likely.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:21 No.4688552

    the next meet the video will feature Snipers suicide, as he is removed from the game. None of the other classes will quite get over the loss, and every week their max HP is lowered as they lose the will to fight.

    After one month the Snipers father, SAXTON HALE, Australian, replaces sniper on the roster, and tears everyone elses heads of with his bare hands.

    Then Valve will release Team Fortress 3: We Make Weapons And Get In Fights.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:22 No.4688559
    I like to think that the opening of Meet the Pyro will pick up at the very end of Meet the Spy where the RED spy stands up from picking up the pics of Scout's mom, turns around and is greeted by the business end of a flamethrower.
    >> Frazer !!NNiZ5EzzZEM 05/28/09(Thu)09:23 No.4688561
    Demoman: Kill 'em all! Raaaa--Ugh! *Whacked across the bonce with a blackjack*

    *Time passes, and the demoman comes to in the spawn room and trussed up*

    Demo: Eh? What's going on?

    Sniper: Ah, y'see mate, we're in a film now, yeah?

    Demo: Right...

    Sniper: And in films the black guy always dies first, right?

    Demo: Mah name's no' "Bubba" ya focken convict!

    Sniper: OK, OK, fair play an' all, but y'see, we got to thinking... if we can keep you in the spawn room, you can't die - and if you can't die FIRST, then none of us can die LATER, either. So, we should be able to win with a lockout!

    Demo: ...

    Sniper: Uh, no worries, right?

    Demo: [CENSORED]
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:23 No.4688564
    Also, wrench taunt for evil genius laughing.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:25 No.4688569
    But more gun does work.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:25 No.4688570
    Unlikely, since the Meet The vids are all from RED's perspective. But still would be awesome.
    I lol'd heartily.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:26 No.4688574

    You are now imagining this chart as an alignment chart, with everything in the same place.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:26 No.4688578
    Not the worst TF2 genderbend conceptually, definitely one of the worse art-wise.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:27 No.4688582
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    Well, time to visit your mother!
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:30 No.4688596
    Well, Meet the Spy was from Blu's perspective, but it was still about the Red Spy.
    You know, is Saxton Hale the only character in the TF universe that has an actual name?

    If your problem is "SPAH SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY" then having a bigger sentry doesn't help matters. More gun is better at gun then less gun, but it's not better at not gun.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:32 No.4688606
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:32 No.4688609
    Build guns to cover your guns.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:33 No.4688614
    Sitting next to your gun slapping everyone getting close does.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:36 No.4688633
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    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:40 No.4688650
    >> Doomrider !!sN7hwy9fmFb 05/28/09(Thu)09:44 No.4688664
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    Why does the sniper have an eyepatch and the demoman have two eyes?
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:44 No.4688670
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    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:45 No.4688671

    ...I find I rather like female Heavy.
    >> Frazer !!NNiZ5EzzZEM 05/28/09(Thu)09:45 No.4688676
    Scout: Huh... so, what you're sayin', doll, is that I'm not a real person, just a character in some video game, and everything I do is just, like... entertainment for a bunch of nerds who like watchin' me die?

    Hacker: Yes! You realise! You understand the truth they've hidden from you!

    Scout: ...AWESOME!

    Hacker: Now, come with me onto this flash drive and we can escape this nightm-- wait, what?

    Scout: You mean that I'm a set character model, so I can eat whatever I want without losing a bit of this great body of mine? Woh-pah! Whow! Muscle pose! Hooh-ah, whachow!

    Hacker: It's not--

    Scout: And I can show a bunch of spotty coke bottle-lensed goons how a real man gets on with things?

    Hacker: It's not supposed to be like this! You're supposed to weep and wail about the horrors and futility of war and rage against the system!

    Scout: And hey, you know what they say - leave a beautiful, corpse. Ain't that right, babe? *wink*

    Hacker: Auuugh!
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:45 No.4688677
    fucking seconded.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:48 No.4688688
    I'd like to, but her face is like 80% match to a friend of mine.
    And while he's a nice guy, I don't want to fuck him.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:48 No.4688694
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    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:48 No.4688695
    Sniper has eyepatch to help with sighting along scope.

    Demogirl has both eyes because of artistic license.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:50 No.4688702
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    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:50 No.4688704

    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:52 No.4688709
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    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:53 No.4688712
    No, also awful, just for the opposite reasons. The art itself is much better, the problem is with the entire team of identical supermodels. That has fucking nothing to do with TF2. They're just generic women in slightly class-related clothes.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:54 No.4688714
    Until neither of us could walk.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:56 No.4688718


    That hair!

    Those freckles!
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:58 No.4688726
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    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)09:59 No.4688732
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    Here's one I saw on another site
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:03 No.4688743
    I'd probably end up dead in the morning, though.
    /co/ came up with a lot of episode ideas, once.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:05 No.4688750
    That one looks like a mix of genders.

    That would be a cool option to add.

    Yo, Valve, you listening? Make genders a player option. We're kinda tired of all-guys. Too much gay.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:06 No.4688758

    They're all girls, they're just not hyper feminine and they're the same silhouettes so it's hard to tell in some cases
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:08 No.4688771
    You sure? Spy, Soldier, and ironically Pyro, they all look like dudes.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:10 No.4688777
    If Valve ever adds female options to TF2, I'd like the female versions of the classes to be different in personality and style to the male ones. I like the Spy being an elegant Chinese lady in a cheongsam like in >>4688521. I like the female Heavy being a dykish, "We Can Do It!"-style woman as in >>4688732. I like the Demogirl being a punk like in >>4688709. Similar to the male classes, but not identical.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:14 No.4688791

    This is the most realistic one so far. I like how the artist actually just made them look like their counterparts, so they're not all generic copypaste supermodels with class costumes.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:14 No.4688793
    Best Answer.

    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:15 No.4688803
    Instead, they are copy pasta archetypes with gender switch....

    Not saying I dislike it, but being generic 80s is half the charm of TF2.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:15 No.4688805

    Look closer, Spy is wearing lipstick and Soldier has a lady face.

    They just don't look like pretty princesses because they're fighting in a war.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:16 No.4688810

    And each of those female classes is going to need a new "Meet the..." video.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:17 No.4688816
    they look like MEN. Not women in man-clothes, MEN.

    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:17 No.4688818
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    Is very good! Would hit like jackhammer, but I has Sasha to think about!
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:19 No.4688829
    I just like the Rule 63 because it's something to fap to.

    And my fetish.

    Fuck you /tg/.
    >> Frazer !!NNiZ5EzzZEM 05/28/09(Thu)10:20 No.4688837
    Eh, I wouldn't want female character-models in Team Fortress 2. Sexual politics would cramp the style and spoil the matey, gregarious charm of the characters. It's fun to imagine about in fanart, but it's a bad idea for the game proper.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:20 No.4688841
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    Honey, come back to bed!
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:22 No.4688850

    Because female warriors should all be perfectly feminine and easy for you to fap to amirite
    >> Paorou-sama !jXvdPmWDes 05/28/09(Thu)10:22 No.4688857
    I feel bad for choosing medic.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:24 No.4688867
    Choosing medic for what?
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:27 No.4688888

    You know who else would do the spy?

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    >> Paorou-sama !jXvdPmWDes 05/28/09(Thu)10:27 No.4688890

    I also just realized that this picture is like WINX CLUB except with GUNS.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:28 No.4688898
    This is just adding lipstick and tits to the class picture. They don't even try to disguise it.

    ...Works for me. I'd do spy.
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    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:31 No.4688914
    oh no you didn't
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:32 No.4688920
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    Quiet, maggots!
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:32 No.4688921

    A film would be dandy, but there doesn't seem to be enough substance as it is. Considering that their greatest enemies are themselves in a different coat of paint, that might be odd from a story perspective unless they were going for a good and evil doppelganger approach. Hmm.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:34 No.4688932
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    Is not good.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:35 No.4688940
    The meet the class videos, particularly meet the spy, runs with the idea while at the same time not really talking about it. It's just taken for granted that the red spy is just like the blu spy but red.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:35 No.4688941
    Now we're talking.
    Looks somewhat female, also actually looks like heavy (remember, Valve did it all by silhouette.)

    moar like this
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:36 No.4688944
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    Now i know where i have seen that soldier.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:36 No.4688948

    I'd be stoked if Spy did my mom. It'd be like the greatest thing to ever happen to me. I'd brofist him on his way out the door, too.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:37 No.4688950
    I... actually kind of like this.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:37 No.4688953

    Russian sniper girl is an awesome idea.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:39 No.4688955
    Some of them are looking a little ethnically challenged.
    >> Frazer !!NNiZ5EzzZEM 05/28/09(Thu)10:40 No.4688962

    I've put up a couple of scene suggestions:


    -but it would probably need some overarching plot, you're right.

    Say that the characters are aware that they're in a videogame and all they do is just going to be replayed over and over again - but they don't mind. They know what they love and they love what they know, and that's fighting the over team! However, in the real world, the anti-gaming lobby is getting stronger and stronger - and the annihilation of TF2 is one of the objectives in their sights! Or even worse... changing the game in a secret patch to be... ugh... NICE, with flower-arraging instead of CTF. The horror!

    The Red Team and the Blue team must overcome millions of play-hours of animosity and have to work together to defeat this threat, introducing the lobbyists to the joys and raptures of digitised violence. Fun, topical, and it has an opportunity for Jack Thompson, Keith Vaz and Joe Lieberman to be tarred and feathered.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:42 No.4688971

    Your suggestions are retarded and completely lack the humour and character of TF2. Stop failing.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:42 No.4688973

    That's quite like a morbid Pixaresque storyline. Too bad Jack Thompson has already been tarred and feathered.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:43 No.4688974

    Let's do this, gentlemen.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:45 No.4688989
    Let's not.
    >> Frazer !!NNiZ5EzzZEM 05/28/09(Thu)10:45 No.4688992

    Or, have the characters be real mercenaries in the real world. The Red Team and the Blue Team are rival combat squads for the shadowy covert corporations which control the world from behind the scenes, but now their new missions are far more important than horse-trading African tinpot republics over a round of Gold Rush... the race is on, as they quest across the world to discover the ancient, buried secrets of the Green Team and the Yellow Team, and uncover a terrible new foe older than time itself...
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:47 No.4689007
    >Jack Thompson

    Is it 2005?
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:48 No.4689013

    What the hell is wrong with you? Have you even played Team Fortress?
    >> Paorou-sama !jXvdPmWDes 05/28/09(Thu)10:49 No.4689017
    The older team fortress guys?

    In Old HL1 graphics?
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:51 No.4689027
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    Oh jesus, the Medic.

    Until we both ended up bleeding.
    >> Frazer !!NNiZ5EzzZEM 05/28/09(Thu)10:51 No.4689031

    >>Have you even played Team Fortress?

    Well, being mercenaries fighting for shadow-governments is part of the game's metafiction:

    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:55 No.4689053
    man that thing is phallic
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)10:57 No.4689065
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)11:09 No.4689128
    And, being a medic, she could just break out some bandages and keep going.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)11:26 No.4689227
    I still prefer the JJ backstory, which is that they're all actually the same person (or rather, people). That is to say, every medic is the same medic, every soldier is the same soldier. They're just 'respawned' by hyper-advanced cloning technology.

    Unfortunately this forces them to live through endless deaths and resurrections and horrible black spaces and as a result they are therefore all completely insane. Most of them can deal with it and are therefore at least halfway functional, but the protagonist goes completely fruitloops and by the end of the story he's battering snipers to death and eating them to hide the corpses. Then he loses both his arms while trying to headbutt someone wielding a shotgun and starts vomiting blue crystals, if I remember right.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)11:32 No.4689271

    spy taunts if anyone wants them
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)11:49 No.4689403
    yeah, spy is fucking insane.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)11:53 No.4689428
    'At least you died for honor- And for my amusement!'
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)11:54 No.4689437
    sniper lives in his van?
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)11:57 No.4689453
    Seriously, what the hell?

    /v/ is that way =>

    also, reported
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:06 No.4689502
    >> Frazer !!NNiZ5EzzZEM 05/28/09(Thu)12:06 No.4689505

    It looks like a motorhome, so it's plausible. It's physical, honest labour, being an international assassin - you're always on the move.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:07 No.4689507
    Or just do it under a constant medigun stream. You'd never get tired!
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:08 No.4689515
    Actually, /v/ is in the other direction. The only boards to the right of /tg/ are /toy/, /trv/ and /x/.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:09 No.4689524
    >And, being a medic, she could just break out some bandages and keep going.

    One word.

    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:10 No.4689528
    Übercharge i think you mean
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:11 No.4689530
    I don't know how to umlaut...
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:12 No.4689541
    or just google "(whatever character) with umlaut"
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:16 No.4689567
    he's an assassin, not a crazed gunman.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:19 No.4689582
    Dunno how your keyboard looks, but i just smack the button top next to enter.

    >> Ipunchdragons !!bkjjJesuy4U 05/28/09(Thu)12:19 No.4689585
    tf2 is now WoW related material

    enjoy yer grindan
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:22 No.4689608
    I play on private, non-steam servers. I don't get any achievements/weapons/whatever, so there is no grinding.
    I must say its much better like this.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:25 No.4689624
    I think it might be that my keyboard is a standard English QWERTY keyboard and yours is probably some continental European one.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:26 No.4689627
    one's a profession, the other is mental sickness!
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:26 No.4689629

    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:27 No.4689635
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    Several times actually.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:30 No.4689658
    Where the hell are you from, man?
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:31 No.4689666
    random guess, Poland.

    I'm probably off.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:34 No.4689680
    you're right
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:35 No.4689682

    Oh shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:38 No.4689701
    I just like the pyro's hair
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:38 No.4689705
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    Time to break out my TF2 63 folder
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:39 No.4689708
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    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:40 No.4689714
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    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:41 No.4689717
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    Last one. Didn't like it as much.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:42 No.4689719
    What the shit? Equestrians? In MY TF2?
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:42 No.4689721


    I imagine she'd have an Italian accent.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:43 No.4689722
    Wait, Poland's got øæå?
    Give back our letters!
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:47 No.4689745
    medic's name is Heinrich Meinpeckaizschwolen
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:49 No.4689755
    We got öüóőúéá and í

    And, on a related note, some fucktard had the bright idea to swap Z and Y.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:52 No.4689776
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    My revised version.
    >> Frazer !!NNiZ5EzzZEM 05/28/09(Thu)12:55 No.4689795
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    >>woman wearing a kilt.

    *Eyebrow twitch*
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)12:58 No.4689822
    I actually disagree. We don't know anything about Pyro except that he likes his job, and you can accuse all of them of that. It's not like he spends his off-time lighting things on fire, whereas you KNOW demoman is out back yelling at birds and throwing satchels at trees.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)13:00 No.4689843
    ..|.. :D ..|..
    Welcome to 2009. Stop living in peat-roofed shacks and accept that the Scottish manskirt has entered the meaningless melting pot on the fringes of North American pop-fashion,
    >> Regault 05/28/09(Thu)13:00 No.4689844
    This doesn't make sense. Scout's been given a useful weapon roughly approximate to the nailgun he should have.
    >> Frazer !!NNiZ5EzzZEM 05/28/09(Thu)13:04 No.4689864

    Fun fact: in all of my time here on 4chan, that's the first time I've ever used the Rageface image.

    I feel as though something significant's moved in the world.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)13:07 No.4689889
    and how sad you must be, if something that insignificant made you rage enough to use it.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)13:09 No.4689898

    My bowels.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)13:13 No.4689913
    Take a fucking shit then. /tg/ really needs a bowel movement right now. I literally can smell it coiling through your intestines right now, shit's so backed up.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)13:16 No.4689931
    Get your nose out of his ass, then, if the stink bugs you so much.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)13:17 No.4689941
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)13:18 No.4689945
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)13:24 No.4689979
    What the hell is the point of Scout in the first place? Does he actually run faster than the others? I haven't played TF2.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)13:27 No.4689994
    Yes, and he jumps, something no-one else can do.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)13:28 No.4690001
    He runs much faster, can double-jump, and counts as two people when claiming territory points.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)13:29 No.4690002
    He's fast and has a shotgun.

    He's really fast.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)13:30 No.4690011
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    >something no-one else can do
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)13:30 No.4690014
    Also when pushing carts and such. Which is a bit odd. You'd expect the heavy to count double there, not the scout.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)13:31 No.4690018
    He is also SO SMALL. IT IS FUNNY TO ME.
    >> Âge the Thread-Bumper !MmGuZRSKpg 05/28/09(Thu)13:32 No.4690023
    Causing enemy players to froth at the mouth in RAGE when they are "bonk bonk"ed to death in a game where everyone is packing a huge goddamned gun.

    That is the point of the Scout.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)13:32 No.4690027
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    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)13:33 No.4690028
    Hes faster, can double jump, and his shotgun is better than everyone elses. He is an amazing skirmisher.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)13:34 No.4690033
    Which is why I main scout!
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)13:35 No.4690042
    epic win
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)13:42 No.4690078
    The Scout is kind of a big deal. If you were from where he's from, you'd be dead.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)13:51 No.4690145
    wait wut
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)14:33 No.4690418

    Not just skirmisher, but ambusher. I can't count how many times i've seen someone momentarily distracted by a sentry or something, run up and put two shotgun shells in their back for an instant kill. So obnoxious!
    >> Another Generic Drawfag 05/28/09(Thu)14:42 No.4690476
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    These are pretty nice, though I think that they should be, well, somewhat more dissimilar from their male counterparts.

    Unfortunately, the only cliche I can think of is the classic female spy in a black mini-dress.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)15:16 No.4690675
    O hai, nice pic.

    BTW did you finish that loli-pope picture?
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)15:17 No.4690686
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    >> Another Generic Drawfag 05/28/09(Thu)15:28 No.4690773

    Not quite; I got halfway through with it (and all the rest) before things got a bit busy and my free time went away. Fortunately, I seem to have acquired some more time to screw around, so I'll try and finish those before the weekend hits.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)15:41 No.4690867
    Thanks for the heads-up. I thought I missed a thread.

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