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    46 KB Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)14:16 No.4597583  
    Campaign settings/plot hooks in two sentences or less, /tg/. It was great the last time we did it--time for round 2.

    (First thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/2952422/)
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)14:17 No.4597590
    You ran out of milk.

    All the cows in the world have been abducted.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)14:18 No.4597594
    The Spice must flow.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)14:19 No.4597598
    Pencils were once common writing tools

    Now they thirst for blood.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)14:20 No.4597609
    The planet has been kidnapped by uptight gods.
    Are you bad enough dudes to navigate the Celestial Bureaucracy?
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)14:20 No.4597614
    There are no children.

    Only gnomes.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)14:22 No.4597636
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    I need to play planet's edge again.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)14:26 No.4597670
    There's this scarlet mist going around.

    And the shrine just collapsed.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)14:28 No.4597690
    You have to unite the spirits of the burning deserts.

    Because your waifu's insane mentor is about to come back as a divine savior
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)14:28 No.4597692
    HARD MODE: Original content.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)14:29 No.4597700
    You are fed up with your life, so you escape it.

    You go to a place where the wild things are.
    >> Muon 05/19/09(Tue)14:30 No.4597706
    The Internet is God and toys are alive.

    The garden gnomes were watching all along...
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)14:30 No.4597710
    You startoff in a trailer. You need milk.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)14:32 No.4597728
    Turns out the catholic church actually worships the mayan pantheon, and every living cathlic is okay with this.
    Jesus wants some hearts, plz.
    >> That damn Nosferateu 05/19/09(Tue)14:33 No.4597732
    people no longer die, the PCs have just found the weapons of fate that will return mortality.
    >> tankred 05/19/09(Tue)14:33 No.4597739
    ancient jungle ruins have great loot.

    the monkey god hungers.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)14:34 No.4597741
    You a Shepperd and you must find your flock they are missing.

    Though you will walk through the shadow of the valley of death you will fear no evil.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)14:34 No.4597747
    The ability to read minds has suddenly begun appearing throughout the world. It is the dawn of a new age, but where will it lead us...?
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)14:35 No.4597749
    thanks for the facebook status
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)14:36 No.4597769
    You are a sergal, you are friends with a little girl.

    Protect and guide the girl home? or mock about?
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)14:40 No.4597789
    The DM wants your party dead.
    Too bad he doesn't know that you are a lichloving necromancer who brings things back in a unique way.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)14:40 No.4597790
    You are a rabbit girl that does not know where she is.
    Find a cat and escape to the surface.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)14:42 No.4597802
    These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is a holocaust!
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)14:52 No.4597870
    Turns out every atheist is actually part of a militant gay rights organization working to make homosexuality not just legal, but mandatory.

    They're almost finished creating the "gay-bomb."
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)14:57 No.4597901
    The last transmitter on earth is about to fail.

    Without it how will the colonies know what was done?
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)14:59 No.4597911
    You are a band of modern day pirates. Your latest catch is a ship that was covertly carrying a functioning nuclear bomb.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)14:59 No.4597912
    What happened? I MUST KNOW.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)15:00 No.4597916
    You wake up on a ship hurtling through space:

    What do a Tim the Enchanter, Superman, Colonel Shepard and Conan have in common?

    Space was the final frontier
    Until Cthulhu came

    Today the bees organized
    Tomorrow the world ends.

    A shape beckons and pleads for help.
    Behind it lies power immemorial.

    The maiden has been kidnapped, the one who was to marry your godson -- are you as bad enough dude to rescue his bride to be?
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)15:00 No.4597919
    Turns out every Atheist is actually part of an older religion whose deity has spoken to them (thus giving them their faith-denying mindset in regards to larger world religions, usually during their teenage years where they are most susceptible) and their disbelief will cause a new power to rise.

    They'll never see Necoho coming.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)15:03 No.4597950
    Ninjas have stolen all of the pepper
    kill the weaboo shitfaggots.

    Lost sounds like a good plot for a game
    where did this orange icosohedron come from?
    (everything is done in random encounters)

    They say that physics is the study of the laws of the universe
    what if the laws of the universe study you?

    Evil Gods go to dis to be formed.
    What pit of hell is womb to Demon Gods?

    The Pact Primeval will be overwritten, it is fate
    but by who?
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)15:04 No.4597957
    Society ended, you are the children of invention
    What happens when wall-e has forgotten his purpose?
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)15:06 No.4597968
    Priests of Quetzalcoatl attempt to educate their idiotic countrymen. Then the Spanish land.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)15:07 No.4597972
    Nuclear bombs fall
    Almost everybody dies
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)15:10 No.4598002
    An asteroid field, but comprised of dormant demons, wakes up when the demons crash into Earth. The Catholic church reveals it has been hoarding weapons for centuries against demonic invasion, but the Vatican's a smoldering crater--can you get armed with holy weapons and lead a counterassault before Earth is violated and eaten?
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)15:11 No.4598007
    You are all awoken in a facility.
    The only commonality: the same midwife.

    You are all invited to a party.
    The part of The Marquis De Sade, attendance is not optional.

    Ever wonder what a baby bloodthirster is like?
    Now is your time to learn in marienburg.

    Zombie survival horror has begun.
    In Dnd.

    What if all of the gods were revelaed to be a hoax. IMplanted the the Tuscora Quori.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)15:46 No.4598218
    You and the people next to you are pulled into a random new dimension by forces unknown. This happens again and again, often at the worst possible moments.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)15:54 No.4598289
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    Elves cause a magical apocalypse and fuck the planet up. Post-apocalyptic survival in a world that, thanks to the mana released from the apocalyptic event mutating the plants, animals, and fucking up the laws of physics itself, is very unpredictable and very deadly.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)15:57 No.4598309
    The Tyrannosaur caught up to you and a snap of its jaws sent you flipping into the air. Instead of landing in its maw, you land on its back, and it begins to run.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)15:59 No.4598323
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    >>4598309 Better

    Ride a zombie t-rex. Save the world.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)16:02 No.4598342
    A vile weather wizard has summoned a hurricane so powerful it will destroy an entire continent, and panic breaks out. The player is trapped on an island and must decide weather to risk his/her life battling lawlessness to save others or try and find a way off the island before the storm hits on one of the few boats avaliable
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)16:53 No.4598680
    Your ragtag band of dinosaurs must strike back against time-travelling big game hunters.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)17:04 No.4598759
    You are five teenagers with attitude. Go save the world from Rita Repulsa with newly given powers and spandex.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)17:20 No.4598911
    The 'famous' London Fog is now sentient...and the mind it follows is Jack the Ripper.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)17:40 No.4599066
    You wake up with a map tattooed on your left arm and a date on your right.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)18:03 No.4599268
    You just wished yourself out of existence. Guess where you are now?
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)18:07 No.4599300
    Arcane means cause global warming mass extinction of warm-blooded humanoids. - Saurians, SKINKS SKINKS SKINKS SKINKS, and underwater leviathans rule the earth while the other humanoid races are forced underground.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)18:35 No.4599530
    All the continents are rammed together into a new Pangea by arcane means. Now starving Africans are swarming the breadbaskets of the world, and the world's nations are on the brink of war.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)21:45 No.4601307
    Moot contacts you and tells you that he's just made you the mod of /tg/.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/19/09(Tue)21:48 No.4601328
    You get out of your car and have to walk through L.A. on the hottest day of the year.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/19/09(Tue)21:49 No.4601336
    You wake up. You are the last man / woman in the entire world.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)21:49 No.4601341
    One I just came up with:

    Super villain is creating disasters all over the world without leaving an obvious trail back to himself. He then gives aid to those regions in "Live Aid" style series of concerts, the music brainwashes the listeners into worshiping him.

    Imagine if Bono or Geldof used their music to make you want them to be emperor of the world.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)21:51 No.4601351
    You wake up surrounded by Crusaders with horse-pulled Abram tanks, plasmaguns and gasmasks on their plate armour.

    What the fuck is going on?
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/19/09(Tue)21:51 No.4601357
    Pepperland under attack.
    Reach surface and get help via Yellow Submarine.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)21:53 No.4601381
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    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/19/09(Tue)21:53 No.4601384
    You get call from yourself.
    Who is phone.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)21:54 No.4601400
    Right through the worst part of town, and in your nicest suit too.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/19/09(Tue)21:56 No.4601425
    You find yourself on a boat on a river.
    With Tangerine Trees and Marmalade Skies.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:00 No.4601451
    Cheese is sentient.

    It demands to be eaten.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/19/09(Tue)22:02 No.4601469
    President is kidnapped by pirates.
    Can you Yarr Harr Fiddly Dee?
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/19/09(Tue)22:03 No.4601490
    Aliens come down and kill most of human race.
    They crown you their King.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:08 No.4601523
    This actually has a lot of potential.

    You have no memory of the past 3 days, but you just woke up and found 4 large kegs of gunpowder, 50 brightly colored umbrellas, a 30 gallon tank full of piranha, an electric guitar, 600 feet of christmas lights, and a 4 foot pyramid of cheese in your living room.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/19/09(Tue)22:09 No.4601538
    Einstein goes back in time to kill Hitler.
    Russia invades all of Europe.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 05/19/09(Tue)22:11 No.4601553

    Russians go back in time and kill Einstein before he kills Hitler.

    Suddenly angry Japs with gundams and psychic schoolgirls.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/19/09(Tue)22:12 No.4601558
    Rockets explode in the silos.
    Defcon is going to one.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:15 No.4601601
    You and a beautiful woman wake up beside each other one morning with matching wedding-bands and no memory of the previous week.

    Oh, and by the way... she's a giant, you're not, and the local King wants you both tried for public acts of obscenity.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/19/09(Tue)22:17 No.4601623
    (I can keep this up all night)

    New World Order puts selected portions of the population in underground cities before Nuclear Holocaust.

    You want to get out.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:18 No.4601634
    It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/19/09(Tue)22:25 No.4601728
    Thousands of cartridges buried in the desert.
    They come alive.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:26 No.4601735
    Eh. Still good campaign ideas.
    The gods all decided to play hooky for a day and, for some reason, got stuck so they have no influence on the world.
    Stop reality from falling apart long enough for the gods to reappear.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:28 No.4601747
    (Then do so)

    You (and possibly your friends) just got framed for a child prostitution ring and sent to maximum security prison. Before you can prove your innocence or get your revenge, you'll have to get out--and before that, you'll have to survive a prison that wants you dead.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:29 No.4601760
    You are one of the many bastard offspring of a great god.

    Your Father has died, but who is worthy to be his heir?
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:30 No.4601767
    Jews prepare a sacrifice of firstborn pagan children to their vile god of darkness Yahweh to usher in the Apocalypse.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/19/09(Tue)22:33 No.4601800
    Actually, Good Sir...
    That is a reference that combines C&C: Red Alert II and the movie Wargames.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:36 No.4601840
    One day, you find a quarter on the ground that has a platypus instead of a president. The next morning you go to your favorite donut joint, only to be viciously attacked by a slavering man wielding a butcher's knife.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/19/09(Tue)22:38 No.4601861
    One day it starts to rain food.
    You must escape to a new land using these newfound resources.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:41 No.4601883
    Robot Zombie Hitler has risen from the grave, along with millions of robot zombie Nazis.

    Are you a bad enough party to stop the Fourth Reich?
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:41 No.4601891
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    From Burnt Out Cities,
    Man grew Wings.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:42 No.4601895

    I see what you did there.
    There always watching what your doing there.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:42 No.4601897
    You awake in a ever expanding dungeon filled with mutants, machines and silicon based life forms.

    You must find net terminal genes of a original human, and escape the dungeon to end the eternal madness.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:43 No.4601907
    Why would you WANT to escape? Not to mention that you'd lose your newfound resources by leaving.

    I will be using this at some point in the future.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/19/09(Tue)22:45 No.4601922
    You and your two young friends are exploring a field, when you find a cave that leads to an alternate universe.
    It is filled with Drug Lords and Smooth Criminals.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:45 No.4601931
    The Doctor, The Lawyer, The Artist, and The Thief find themselves at the Gallows. Accused of conspiracy against the order.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:47 No.4601948
    Life used to be magical.

    Then they took you away; it isn't anymore.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:49 No.4601966
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    They've imprisoned you, taken your ship, your future, your father, and the love of your life.

    You've just found a mass of wealth. Roaring rampage of revenge?
    >> Gaow? 05/19/09(Tue)22:50 No.4601979
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    After five years of desperate preparations, the Aggressors have arrived and the siege of earth has begun. Your fighter squadron is to launch immediately.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:50 No.4601985
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    They killed your father.

    Now they must prepare to die.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:51 No.4601987
    The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to save the president?
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:51 No.4601989
    Half of the universe worships Mork, god of Dakka.

    The other half worship Gork, god of choppy.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:51 No.4601991
    You awoke from a coma to find out your husband is dead, and your child is dead, and your father and his men are responsible.

    Seek Vengeance, then start over a new life.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:52 No.4601994
    In the grim darkness of the far future there is only war.
    Are you a bad enough dude to save the Imperium?
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/19/09(Tue)22:52 No.4601995
    You find an antiquated computer on your doorstep one morning, it is from the year 1984. Smile.dog.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/19/09(Tue)22:53 No.4602008
    While on a trip to Japan, you meet a schoolgirl who can control the universe without even knowing it.

    You anger her.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:53 No.4602009
    The illuminati is brainwashing people to exterminate all magic users from the world.

    A demon is behind all this.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:53 No.4602011
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:53 No.4602016
    The car in front of you gets sliced in half by an invisible string. When you look at the hole in space from the side, you can just barely make out a tall blade of blood red grass.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:54 No.4602020
    A group of Twilight vampires get stranded in the Kingdom Hearts universe.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:54 No.4602026
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    You can't fail.
    You're on a mission from God.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:55 No.4602030
    War. War never changes.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:56 No.4602036
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    Speaking off: Bulletproof, Acidproof, Steelskinned Great Whites. In every river, lake, sea, and ocean.
    >> Balthazarr !!nwQQDePp11/ 05/19/09(Tue)22:56 No.4602040
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 05/19/09(Tue)22:56 No.4602046
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    War has changed.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/19/09(Tue)22:56 No.4602047
    While walking down a busy street in Boston, you see a shimmering light in the middle of the road. Suddenly half a tractor-trailer suddenly appears where the shimmering light was, and its gone.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:57 No.4602048
    >>4602020 better
    A group of Twilight vampires get stuck in the Blade universe.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:57 No.4602051
    Dorf Fortress: The Role-Playing Game.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:58 No.4602057
    A guy called Jones is behind these incidents.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/19/09(Tue)22:58 No.4602061
    You are on an important mission to kick ass and chew gum.
    But you run out of gum.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)22:59 No.4602062
    Actually, I made a game sort of like that for my brother and his friends. They wouldn't let me play a Twilight vampire, but we came to a comprimise where I would make a game where they could fight with them. It was the first time I ran a game, and I think everyone liked it, even if they roll their eyes a lot about Twilight stuff.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/19/09(Tue)23:02 No.4602087
    Good Catch...
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)23:04 No.4602100
    Wonderland is sentient, wonderland is hungry, wonderland is infectious.
    You are infected.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/19/09(Tue)23:07 No.4602116
    An international flight lands in Boston's Logan Airport, its crew and passengers dead from a mysterious flesh-dissolving toxin and your father is mentally ill. The decision is yours.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)23:10 No.4602140
    Your group is tasked with stealing a secret weapon.

    Said weapon turns out to be the opposing nation's prepubescent princess.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)23:10 No.4602142
    Wonderland is also a pair of free, creepy, and awesome setting books from jagsrpg.org based on your premise. Shame on you for not mentioning that.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/19/09(Tue)23:11 No.4602148
    All of the household appliances come to life... Hungry for flesh and on a bloodhunt.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)23:12 No.4602152
    Where the hell is the decision in this?
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/19/09(Tue)23:12 No.4602154
    You wake up with no memory, in the year 3000. You have been frozen in space nearly 1000 years.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/19/09(Tue)23:13 No.4602164
    Take your mentally ill father out of the asylum to solve the case, or not to.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)23:14 No.4602170
    Okay, we should stop stealing plots from Fringe.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/19/09(Tue)23:14 No.4602173
    You wake up in a room with two doors. There is no guard.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)23:15 No.4602178
    You awoke this morning, bare skinned on a cold granite slab in some stale, forgotten crypt, to a chorus of a half-dozen desperate gasps: your own and five strangers' in like condition. As you gather yourself, ancient memories crowd your thoughts, flooding your mind with a detailless grey fog of dim recollections and hazy visions of a world you once knew, so very long ago, peirced only by a single shocking thought that hits all of you with such suddenness and brilliant clarity that you struggle to remain standing: the world needs you.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/19/09(Tue)23:15 No.4602182
    We should.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)23:17 No.4602203
    Hell freezes over.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/19/09(Tue)23:32 No.4602324
    Your grandfather entrusts you the story of the giant rat of Sumatra, a story for which the world is not yet prepared.
    You must find and hunt him.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)23:34 No.4602340
    Your escape pod crashes in front of the Lincoln Memorial. Lincoln is a goat.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 05/19/09(Tue)23:35 No.4602341

    Which? The rat or the grandpa?
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)23:35 No.4602344
    You know that 'ancient civilization that just dissapeared one day due to powers unknown'?

    Well, that's you. You are doomed. No way out. Can you warn the future inhabitants of this world?
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/19/09(Tue)23:37 No.4602364
    That is up to the GM's interpretation and imagination.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/19/09(Tue)23:38 No.4602369
    Similar to the plot of the Black Sabbath song "Iron Man".
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)23:38 No.4602374
    Shit. Given how hard it is to make something leave a lasting impression on the earth, let alone one that can provide some sort of meaning to those who discover it, this could be an epic campaign if done right. Especially if you had players who didn't mind knowing the end result was death, whether they were successful or not.

    See articles about how to warn people about nuclear waste storage facilities 10,000 years in the future for some ideas on the subject.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)23:40 No.4602381
    The tripfag in this thread should start posting multiple ideas per post, before he fills the whole thread up himself. The ideas are decent, but not SO AWESOME? 400 AWESOME! that they each need their own post.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)23:44 No.4602406
    This thread needs to be archived.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)23:47 No.4602417
    You are an unbelievably powerful immortal who once commanded all of humanity. You wake up from a ten-thousand-year coma to discover that your subjects are now living their lives in ways that are almost completely against your wishes - and they're still doing it in your name.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)23:48 No.4602422
    It already was, way to check suptg before posting.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)23:50 No.4602437
    Who is the Emperor, praise be to his name?

    I'll take Bolter Bitches for 1000, Alex.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)23:52 No.4602452
    2 sentences? I'll do it in 2 words:
    Elven Genocide
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)23:52 No.4602453
    Yeah, I totally check the archive every single time I post something on 4chan. For sure. Mm-hmm.

    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)23:54 No.4602460

    /thread, this is my new campaign.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)23:55 No.4602475
    An evil sorcerer sends a water elemental to wipe out a city. A good sorcerer creates a Sodium golem and has it jump in the middle of said elemental.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)23:57 No.4602491
    Fuck, that's actually what I meant to put. Im tired as hell.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)00:05 No.4602552
    Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been, lives in a dream.

    Father McKenzie writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear, no one comes near.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)00:33 No.4602763

    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)02:39 No.4603855

    Origional campaign ideas? On my /tg/?

    It's more likely then you'd think!
    >> The Scribbler 05/20/09(Wed)02:44 No.4603887
    Bob Ross went to war.

    Bob Ross has killed
    >> Former prince Clovis, Chaplain of the Pretty Marines 05/20/09(Wed)03:04 No.4604049
    You're in the movie Battlefield earth. You have to make it good.

    >You want to get out.
    Fuck that, you're trying to get in.

    >Eleven Genocide
    good too!
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/20/09(Wed)07:52 No.4605793
    Going to work, see you guys this afternoon.

    Your fair maiden is captured by evil forces and force fed cake.
    You bring her fat ass back home.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)07:56 No.4605807
    Jesus returns and he's pissed. YOU have to stop him.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)07:59 No.4605818
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    Funny you should mention this.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)08:02 No.4605832
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)08:09 No.4605875
    Nukes fall, nobody is hurt. Find out why.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)08:17 No.4605921
    Anything electrical turns on man.

    Defend yourself with mechanics and wood..
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)09:51 No.4606361
    You say llolth's fortress is a giant spider-mech fuckawesome doom machine? Let's get ta lootin...
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)09:54 No.4606378
    Dwarves start shedding their beards. Find a steady supply of hair for their new beard wigs.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)09:55 No.4606382
    This sounds like a short, yet pleasant, campaign
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)12:53 No.4607325
    OP here. /tg/, you've still got it.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)12:57 No.4607354
    this, a million times.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)13:09 No.4607419
    You are fed up of life.

    You kill yourself and now you're stuck in another dimension of only stray cats.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)13:18 No.4607465
    you find a sealed half burried cottage in the mountians

    you open it
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/20/09(Wed)15:34 No.4608433
    Back from work.

    You answer a job offer in the newspaper.
    Its at a secret government warehouse full of unfathomable secrets.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/20/09(Wed)15:46 No.4608540
    Your party must try to find the mystical MacGuffin of power, whose might the world has never seen. The only problem is that you all have leprosy.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)15:49 No.4608569
    You are a evnuch working in a harem for the sultan.

    You have a dick.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/20/09(Wed)16:04 No.4608703
    You open a box in the attic.
    There you find a cat as long as the stars.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/20/09(Wed)16:24 No.4608870
    As the damaged space station fell deeper into the atmosphere and started to break up around her, Jeneane Garofalo tightened her grip on the motorcycle.

    The Volcano was looming ahead, and her tranquilizer pistol only had six darts left - barely enough to bring down even one tyrannosaur.

    (Gratuitously stolen from XKCD)
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)16:30 No.4608911
    Atlantis rises from the deep, with technology far superior to anything man has ever seen.

    They are capturing and breeding Deep Ones for an army.

    They do not know that their actions anger Cthulhu even further.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/20/09(Wed)16:37 No.4608975
    3 Sentences, but meh. Its alright.
    >> Piyon !!3h3okjH5MQG 05/20/09(Wed)16:40 No.4608999
    Daughter of the mob is sent off to boarding school after her family is killed. Attempted killing of her and her friends brings them back to New York City to get revenge on her uncle for this.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)16:44 No.4609040
    There's a group of legendary warriors who are destined to save the world. This is actually a bad thing.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)16:45 No.4609045
    Your newly bought house is larger on the inside than it is on the outside.

    Aliens come to Earth offering humans trinkets and bits of tech. The Native American smallpox world wide equivalent ensues.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/20/09(Wed)16:49 No.4609072
    You wake up to find a large meteor has landed outside of your house. It contains a bee from the future.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)16:52 No.4609091
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    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)17:01 No.4609148
    Ra-ra-rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine.
    It was a shame how he carried on.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)17:10 No.4609207
    An island town has been taken over by a necromancer, who has killed all the civilians and turned them into zombies. Your job is to take it back.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)17:30 No.4609388
    You returned late home that night, evidence all around you from the fight. You see your family's blood spilled on the ground, there's no trace of the Orcs to be found.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)17:36 No.4609420
    A green shadow cast upon the world. Pushed to the brink the trees reclaim what is theirs.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)18:17 No.4609756
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    Aliens have destroyed your planet while you were testing the first interstellar spacecraft your people produced.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/20/09(Wed)20:59 No.4611010
    While on a routine inspection of the desolate desert wastes, you come upon the remains of a burnt and irradiated refrigerator inside the bed of a 1950s era pickup truck. Inside the fridge is the surprisingly well preserved remains of a young man wearing a red jacket over a denim shirt and carrying a small cassette player. You wonder how he got in there.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/20/09(Wed)21:06 No.4611075
    Children (mostly female and under the age of 10) are being stolen from their beds and cribs in the darkness of the night. You must find the beast that lurks in the shadows.
    >> Balthazarr !!nwQQDePp11/ 05/20/09(Wed)21:07 No.4611083
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)21:08 No.4611096
    How about the plot from the Last Samurai? Hired to take down what they think is the BBEG, the players discover that he's actually a rebel working to save the city. With whom do the players side?
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)21:09 No.4611099
    The pigs revolt and start taking back the stolen flesh. A pound for pound.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 05/20/09(Wed)21:10 No.4611110

    If they're anything like me, whoever pays the most.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)21:10 No.4611112

    Simarly, after a long, great war, the BBEG is dead. The players are sent to clean up the trash, but slowly learn some members of the senate are looking to take up his mantle.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)21:17 No.4611167
    "This is our great factory. You are the meat."
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/20/09(Wed)21:25 No.4611221
    While on the western front of World War I, a cylinder lands during battle. Are you a bad enough dude to attempt to retrieve the mysterious object?
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/20/09(Wed)21:40 No.4611321
    While on a routine fishing expedition in the arctic circle, you come across a great island with non-Euclidean geometry characterizing every building. He Awakens.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)21:53 No.4611402
    Lol, Shut the hell up, tripfag.
    >> !ipUdFENsQc 05/20/09(Wed)22:00 No.4611431
    1st of all I do not enjoy being called a fag.
    Secondly, How about you do the same?
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)22:07 No.4611479
    A mad genius wizard/alchemist has created a spell that causes severe, crippling, suicide inducing depression.

    With this spell, his walking fortress, and a magical device that targets and cast the spell on any living thing in sight he has vowed to bring the feelings he has had buried inside his mind for so long to the world.

    (I might be a good idea if the NPCs were immune to the spell for some reason, or a subset of every population. Could have been going on for awhile too and be causing the proverbial end of the world)
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)22:20 No.4611576
    Wensday at 4:30-5:00 is international kill a neigbour time
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)22:36 No.4611689
    That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and
    Snakes, an aeroplane and Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)22:42 No.4611730
    You have to save a princess from a wicked duke who froze 13 clocks with 13 hands. You have an Indescribable Hat.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)22:56 No.4611822
    There exists another world, shaped like ours but ours but different, accessible only by those who have the Gift of Sight. Something from that other world is coming and it is hungry.

    You wake up from cryogenic suspension. The cities are decaying and the whole world is empty.

    People start coming back from the dead, confused but with most of their original memories. You are one of them.

    Parasitic spirits from another dimension bore their way into our reality, infecting numerous people. They grow in your soul, eating their way inside-out.

    Everything is true.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)22:59 No.4611844
    pirates 1790/ naval forces have recovered a weapon that destroyed port royal/worlds most famous pirate returns from disappearance
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)23:07 No.4611893
    The players have a gun which erases things from time.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)23:13 No.4611918
    The PC's ship crashes on a seemingly deserted planet. Until they find out what terrors come out at night...
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)23:14 No.4611925
    Cyborg dinosaurs try to take back the surface from Humans. Kick their ass.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)23:18 No.4611946
    you're an african-american green beret in 1969 who's been dishonorably discharged, but you have in your possession a single poppy plant capable of producing the world's most powerful heroin by several degrees of magnitude, methodically bred by a Cambodian religion which revolved around the creation of such a plant that you discovered moments before all evidence of its existence save the poppy were destroyed in a bombing raid. You have one week to get from New York to Los Angeles to sell the plant to a drug cartel in order to give the money to the family of your dead war buddy, and the Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs, every rival gang, and the Russians want what you have- ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO KICK THE ENTIRE COUNTRY'S ASS
    >> Anonymous 05/20/09(Wed)23:26 No.4611991
    >> Anonymous 05/21/09(Thu)00:00 No.4612181
    Your party is a council of liches who forged a pact and each carved their phylactery from the same ancient and powerful crystal. However the crystal was flawed, and the PC's only have one week before their phylactery crumble into nothingness.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/09(Thu)00:17 No.4612258
    Your party is a group of traveling salesmen trying to market "Hench-Gruel!" to every evil overlord in the kingdom. Can you convince the local warlord that "Hench-Gruel!" is the most cost-effective way to ensure his goblinoids can maintain a healthy balanced diet AND live to tell about it?!
    >> Anonymous 05/21/09(Thu)00:26 No.4612307
    The Old Families were killed for love. The Harbinger lights the night sky.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/09(Thu)00:28 No.4612319

    Set in post-apocalyptic pre-modern Europe.

    Fuck. Yes.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/09(Thu)00:30 No.4612333

    But....Europe had mostly lame dinosaurs....
    >> Anonymous 05/21/09(Thu)00:32 No.4612341

    But do your players know that?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/09(Thu)00:54 No.4612477
    Aliens have hypnotized the earth. Only the mentally handicapped are immune.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/09(Thu)01:01 No.4612522
    You're a squad of traitor-guardsmen who worship Khorne. You encounter a strange alien race that's bloodless and has nothing that functions as a skull.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/09(Thu)01:06 No.4612559

    "No wonder your ogre is so lethargic, just look at his caloric-intake! This wouldn't happen if you fed him a steady diet of Hench-Gruel! (now with 20% more lumpy bits)".
    >> Anonymous 05/21/09(Thu)01:07 No.4612563
    I'd play that.

    80s power rock is a far more powerful energy source than nuclear power.

    You must collect the ultimate band and bring the 80s back.

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